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It's me Joseph think, CO, writer and creator of this podcast welcome to night fail. So.
because of some scheduling issues that are too boring.
To get into here. We had to delay the episode that was planned for to day, but do not worry don't hit stop on this episode. We still have a special treat for you all. For years now we ve gotten emails. Asking us questions about the making of.
I fail in our favour characters and what we think about this or that it
so we just don't have the time or energy to answer every single one of those, but I thought it would be cool today.
a few of the most interesting emails and give them the answers they deserve. So this
first, one is from Lucy in Claremont, high Lucy and she
its high. Whoever this is, I dont know
you're getting out with the show or why are claiming to write it. These are actual broadcast from an actual.
Town. I can hear it on my radio right now. How did you,
find this radio station? What do you know about night fail and why are you
pretending that you wrote any of this. I want answers
Look, I'm sorry, I didn't
these emails out. Actually, I know I could I tried to make it sound like they were hand selected, but our business manager jewel as one who actually but
prevented these. This is definitely a weird,
Honestly, not sure what to say about this one:
Lucy left her phone number? I mean I get I get there.
just a joke, but you know maybe
single collar. Ok, you're! Not
I don't know anyone picked up any more what without it
anyway, is this Lucy from Claremont. Who is this
Yet this is Joseph think. With welcomed night fail, you wrote in, and- and
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it is our work. I've been writing, it say. Look I don't know what you're deal s, but I've been listening to broadcast from night fell for decades decades.
On the radio
You know like podcast, but hosted in the atmosphere which the frequency
they don't come on any specific frequency. They just so
comes find me when I'm listening to something else, Joe Frank on case.
our w stain on care out back when that was a sentence that made sense the normal sing,
waivers and then static, and then Cecil is that what works for you knew because Pat Cox
I both these episodes and we ve never licence them for radio
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about the show, but if you're just gonna keep lying
look I'm lying Lucy Loose shown up.
I don't feel like I have any better handle on what's happening here, but I'm gonna reach
at the Cecil Cecil Baldwin.
it's our show lives in Brooklyn is an actor. You know. Sir.
Call him see what he thinks about this.
preach Cecil Baldwin. I dont really listen to my voice males, but go ahead and leave one
hey Cecil its Joseph just have kind of a weird issue going on nothing. To worry about that
you may call I'll just text you
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Co. We write the show together because it's a fictional show it's not real
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hey! What's up hey! This is going to sound weird did,
Did you see that email from Lucy yesterday it was sent to our info at my fill, address Lucy? That's that's one intimacy
Hi, whoever the says I don't know getting an actual broadcast from an actual towering, pretend I don't know,
Steward Fanny Mill, we get those sometimes probably don't respond. I'd say I called her.
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but this was silly sorry, for bothering you tell your tell your cats high. Oh
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if these are actual broadcast from a small desert town, then
have I been writing. Who am I,
where do I fit in this reality? You know these are,
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always been real. It's a town in the southwest, a very, very weird town, any exists and always has, but that wasn't the case even yesterday. This is
if a modest, it's not making a ton of sense to me. Oh that's because
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night bill was never real and then one day it was always really went from fiction to nonfiction
and when that happened, its entire history became nonfiction too, and so it always existed
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I have not looked at it yet. So what does that mean? For us I mean if we wrote this fiction and now,
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To be when she was a kitten now she's more of a teenage dirt bag, I am
Sorry, I'm still extremely caught up on this night. Phil is real. Now think. Do you know if Cecil's, ok, I mean our Cecil, I'm not sure
no sorry curls acting up, I have to go by
So this seems a good time to try. Seesaw again, he probably was just we're busy
it's usually a busy time of year for him. I think
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I went to Cecil's apartment. There was no answer about the front door was open. So I
upstairs and knocked. There was no
again it was unlocked, so I went inside on the other
The door was back hallway of restaurant. It looked like white tile.
White walls Dorothy said store room three bathrooms. He knows the usual, so I
I went down the hallway and I was calling for sea soldiers. Like hasty, saw you there and I was in a diner.
And there with all these people. Looking at me, a woman walked.
She she had a name tag that said Laura and
branches growing out of her chest in her arms and her neck, and that sounds whim.
Scuba, but I want you to imagine the reality of that. The strange rough skin, where the flesh meets bark away, twists,
up out of the body was
after turn around my head around this woman
Laura asked me: are you
looking for seesaw he's. Not here right now he's here
the radio stations.
turn? I stumbled out sunset right now
Where I am in the small desert town
The wind is hot
smells like cutting, but there is a
There is a loud thumping sound as a black helicopter flies overhead
peering into the last of the sunlight behind the mountains, man, what
covered in microphones more microphone than man and he says into
you doing here,
and I say I don't
how I got here.
understand what is happening
did he not sympathetically and says this is common,
the whole time he is furious.
They scribbling down, notes and a note, Pat and
blinking, red, recording lights flashed over his body.
The guy city seen from an overnight flight, I have to go
and I start running
That's where I am now running down this road in a desert tat I invented
in passing by a Strip mall where there is a big Rico.
pizza and I made up that name I made
that name- and here it is
sign in the window.
Now serving wheat and wheat by products
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buzzing neon lights. It says Carlos his lab science. While you wait and then another big neon sign of a guy in a lab coat and it s legs does
kick in repeating innovation.
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Please take all over the door, lots of sign, saying, warning, science and cure.
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stay peeling and layer on top of each other.
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If a desert flower bowling alley in our case fun complex, looks like it's
it's really hopping tonight.
because that's where everyone is parking lot,
Of cars and government agents taking down the license plate numbers of the vehicles and in giving the slips of papers
to fly away- to make nest with him.
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That's not how I imagined
a windowless conquered.
its structure looks band and weather beaten.
By God. It looks like no here.
and being has breathed within it for a thousand years because they have to because I'm going in
door, it's chain shut, but that the law has rested off and pull.
you have the chains of opening the door.
smells like like malt and dust has no light side doesn't seem like there's any
power, see a door that says station management, your movement inside, but I'm not. I won
go in there, obviously tours warm Todd. Actually, our.
Well. I guess this has been listener. Questions thanks to
for one who wrote in sorry
could get to all of you to one more just
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Fun episode to make requests
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abandoned well Martine. I liked making episode sixty seven best of that was fun
episode. Seventy one, the registry of middle school crushes. That was a good time to write.
Thanks for your email, thanks for listening, there was nothing. There is nothing beyond me.
Nothing looks like that. What I hear someone talking law, I see light on, think it might be the booth seesaw or at least good memories of when you did.
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