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night fell. Friends. Do I have some exciting news for you? Are you ready you sound ready? We are bringing welcome tonight, they'll back out on the road beginning March, twenty seventh of twenty twenty two going all the way through June twenty. Fourth, we,
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to do to performances of the hunting of night fell. Last March, before everything shut down its
you could show, and we were so sad. We couldn't keep touring, but now it's time
it's time once again to hit the road a me shows aren't until March, but man I've been trying to get tickets to some theatre, that is months away and people are buying up tickets, like Crazy said, don't wait! Get your tickets now before they're gone like toilet paper in summer of twenty twenty. Ok I'll shut up. Now,
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in ninety ninety four Lawrence Fenwick lived in,
easily unnoticed life. He worked at the cellphone kiosk at the mall. Did his grocer shopping late at night and mostly kept himself
His few friends were those he had known since high school, and he only saw them wondered
the times a year. He was polite, an orderly and kept the world out, and maybe this would have lasted the rest of his life. If he had not let his car registration lapse,
a routine traffic. Stop let a suspicious officer to obtain a search.
On more in house and what the sheriff secret police would find would put him in the wreck
good books of? U S, law enforcement, a collection of material considered, so
legal and so vile that many
agents refused to transport it to the station
Mourns, Henrik was
in possession of the largest
collection of writing.
utensils. In the country,
I'm Phoebe Judge this is criminal.
listeners something has changed for our quiet. Little town
it seems that the rest of the country S become aware of our existence. I dont know what this means for us,
We are usually such private people content with our corner of the world. I hope this doesn't affect real,
they'd values or property taxes and the like, but then
be tourism, would help boost our economy a bit. I suppose,
We should just have to wait and see
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Pizza without it right, maybe not
and today show we talk with Rico Gold, Bloom owner of Big Rico's, pizza and night veil. As the saying goes, no one does a slice like big Rica, no one, that's probably true
because all of regos pizzas are crust free? How do you eat that? Let alone cook it time to find it
Your friend hosts, Carlsberg here and it's time,
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I have my daughter genocide to talk about the total lack of wheelchair accessibility at the mud soon abyss. Lemur, then, was many thing I DEC.
Aided marine, whose metals included the Purple hard who was discharged as a private after being promoted for trouble, making a western actor whose work in CAT bellew earned him an academy award and a man who turned down a starring role in jobs because he thought it
make him look silly. A veteran publicly opposed the Vietnam WAR and the defended in the case of Marvin verses Marvin, which established the concept of power moaning
financial support of a former partner to whom a person was never marry, but least known of all is Lee Martha in later life. After he moved to a town called night fail,
strange little desert town almost unknown to the rest of the world, in which three Marvin would turn thirty and then
turn thirty again over and over every single day, a birthday time would cease to move freely Martha. To be honest, even I find destroyed difficult to comprehend join us what view for the story of Lee Martha in Nightmare
hello and welcome to oh no Ross and carry the show where we don't just report on foreign sign, spirituality and claims of the paranormal. But take part ourselves yet when they make the claims we ships, you don't have to. I carry Pappy
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brothers for years, my brother in law, was pretty mean to me. He works at the low.
Community radio station, and he would tell lies about me from his position there, oh telling his listeners, for instance, that my scones lack salt and our tasteless when I am
an excellent scum Baker. Recent
they were. Everybody feels like they're, good, its enemies ever made. Skills are fake, phyllite, they're, gonna scoundrels hard to make of you can make I'm just to begin with its already and achieve run a recently. We have reached a point of understanding and are now quite friendly
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I can be just as aggressive asked.
former meanness he still.
About me on the radio, and he shouts compliment about me to the government agents tasked with watching my house.
its overly friendly, and it makes both me and the government agents feel uncomfortable archive
Help him find a balance between his former malice and his current
well intentioned, but
overly friendly behaviour.
draft, our guy l, a tin wealth,
to another episode of the waste studier of old time. I tied with it feels a feminist,
and more literally, every episode s sort of Jacob Fierce, but now more like an eternal torment. Yes, so
we are watching. The movie grown ups do once awake you. This is now ten thousand and third watch, so they put sedate gesture
and a hundred ninety years. We ve been doing this right here in this great room where there is nothing but a grey catch. In a single tv, the only place grownups two once awake and otherwise does not function,
grim existence term. That really is what was shining light. This week I had a dream that we escape this room. The beautiful dream of freedom are felt light on. My face saw the sun, but then I woke up and why
and I was here well
It seems that our existence is causing something of an uproar for the rest of the country. I am not clear why we are
one small town, ordinary in most ways
we are Americans like you, unless you are
not american, in which case, unlike you sure,
this clamour, an outcry, is unnecessary for a town is tiny is ours, but what do I know of the world? Honestly? There
little. I am Gabby done, and this is bad with money.
Ok, deadbeats today we're talking about how many works in a very strange place. I'm sure you ve seen the news. I don't have to tell you. We ve all discovered that there is a town called night fail in the american Southwest and folks, it's very weird.
just wow a very strange place in more ways than I have time to summarize here and I love to talk. It might not surprise you to learn that my first thought upon hearing about night veil was
How does money work in a place where, until recently time didn't even work
Money is so much a trust game. The belief that currency will still be worth something by the time you get around to spending it. How does that trust game?
in a place where they literal sheriffs secret police, to find out, I have done the fund with a couple citizens of the town. I had two and the first was named. Are you ready the glow cloud
let's hear what they had to say.
Upon the discovery of a town called night veil within the Eu S, borders in which every no love, physics and metaphysics is broken, and what does that mean for the upcoming special elections in Minnesota? Also, president, by
Looking at cutting funding to a vague, yet menacing government agency. Can he do that and should he
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you all know about. The town of night fell. The town of NATO.
You know, I think I know kind of everything in the garden.
talk up recently and the knowledge was just in my mind, and I knew lit
Really everything there is to know about night veil and everything:
about the town is impossible, but my knowledge of no avail is absolute. An invalid.
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welcome to the door
our podcast, I'm iron wing, and you are definitely not cool enough to listen to my music opinions.
End of episode, goodbye
This is the illusionist in which I hellenes Osman try
find language on a map,
there. It is
They are the top right next to the great lakes, this
so it is about Michigan, or is it Mitch again,
All means to come,
No two people have ever agreed how pronounced the word.
if you ve, never heard of Manhattan, you're, not alone, it's? Why
it considers the least recognisable state in America
so the guy sees a dark planet led by no Sun Dave above is workplace. What,
Wouldn't we what Dave I dont like where this is going. So ok
so? He decided to move tonight, veil,
I know it all like every time.
I'm Sarah Marshal and work out a book about the same panic, panic. I Michael Hobbs am Rapporteur for the Huffington Post and on this episode of your wrong about we're going to talk about the months down a bit like Boston, big dig, but in the desert, or
Sarah. Should we get for illicit, are male? Yes, our first emails from Cecil Garage when Palmer Cecil says high per cast. My cat car shake pronounced, pronounced cautious,
by the hour and eyeless near show all the time he doesn't photograph well, but here's the best picture, I own spring picture owed.
It's a prank this. This photos completely darted away. Look, there's a faint outlining what what are those wings
a cat, Stephen, not a bird. No, those are clearly tentacles.
Everyone has a blind spots, its literally the
place on the retina, where the optic nerve connects to the I know
Visual information is collected there, which leaves a blank in our vision, but these
blind spots are an obvious like a hole in a photo or a smudge on a window. No even the existence of a blind spot is a blind spot to us,
we don't see what's missing, because our brain fills in the rest of the image.
Think we are seen everything we see, but we're not
So in two thousand twelve, when landscape errors in the small desert tone of night veil discovered the house that wasn't there, scientist exe
find it as simply a trick of the mind, a blind spot. The house
was right there. When you looked at it and it was,
queen to other identical homes, so it would have made more sense for it to be there than not after.
here is a resource, though the scientist
concluded that the house didn't it
just at all, but then-
scientist discovered a blind spot of his own.
I'm Erin Mangy, and this is.
hello from the MAGIC tavern, a weekly podcast from the magical land affirm. I'm your host Armenia camp in six years and a couple of months ago I fell through a dimensional portal behind or rouse in the town of night veil into the magical, fantastical land of food, and I am use at always wait. Who is this Ralph,
Health is not a person use it, or rather it is a grocery store chain. On my world, liar
and why are you behind Ralph redrawing to surprise him or or puke? I was behind rouse, not behind a guy named Ralph, and I was just huddling with some of my birds. You know like you do, who is this? A rafts idle
Was to be idle birds. John, we huddle buds come on. Let's call my hair blue wizard, forty two blue wizard fortytwo huddle, huddle, Ike,
my legs herself or we just height yesterday, there's some the bad. It's not a satisfying. If it's not behind arouse racket,
welcome to whatever happened to pizza. Add Mcdonalds,
the investigative journalism program or I J P, where I asked the question: whatever happened to the pizza, add Mcdonalds
I'm your host Brian Thompson. Many of you have written in to inform me that there is a Mcdonald's in the town of night fail
This Mcdonald's does not serve pizza, but it does have a hole in the back that they call the pizza hole
it is a small hole in the wall near.
store room and customers.
There are encouraged to crawl into the pizza whole. No customer has ever returned from such a trip into said hole. I knew I had to give this
Mcdonald's location, a call
Welcome to song exploiter, I'm russification. Your way
Michel wind is the owner of the legendary music shop, Dark owl records she's a champion of under appreciated music forms, but not a lot of peace.
Now that she was also the leader of the early two thousands music collective hands legs mouths horizon their best known for their two thousand three single buzz, and today's episode Michel breaks down the making of buzz, starting with the demo that she created by shaking.
a beehive, and she tells the story of working with superstar producer MAX Martin, who convinced her to update or sound by shaking a wasp five instead
this is made mints phase the progress. The turn snakes back into wheat and wheat by
Products Aubrey? I just want to eat a normal loaf of bread. Again I am deb presenting a patch of pace and welcome tonight veil, through this side window, your travel companion to all the wonders and delights of night fail. Today we will be looking at the best
takes four kids in Radon Canyon: how to eat like a local at the moonlight all night and had a leave night rail spoiler, it's pretty hard and you probably
and this is hidden brain I'm shocker redundant. When John Peters was seventeen years old, he was an elite baseball player, major leaks, couch loved, his strength, his speed and his mechanics, but before he graduated high school John inherited his family farm, and he gave up his hopes of playing professional sports to grow invisible corn today on the show hometown, Blues
Why we choose to stay in the communities where we are raised, and is it possible to leave hello and welcome to planet? Money,
I marry child and I'm Sarah one cell is today on the show what happens when a billionaire dies and leaves all of his money as he phrased it in his will to the hierarchy of angels. And what do we make of the conspiracy theories that the lead investor, Marcus Manstin, is still operate?
thing his business from beyond the grave. This is ninety nine percent of visible, I'm roman Mars.
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To that around stones, fire, the brownstone spire, it's a real,
picture, but no one knew what the odds were selling or who was paying for them to play multiple times a day we were inspired by you know, crystals have a voice, but not when you ve been here just residents that speaks to you really about Cynthia vis around then overtakes you're, so that once the impetus for our marketing
and it's been hugely successful. Let's Missy walks. She lives in ivory she's. Also, the director of community Outreach for windows,
and so it goes the world is talking about us now. After all these years, we have taken our place in the conversation
Well, I suppose it is nice to be talked about now and then, but I dont think we should get used to it.
Surely they move on once some new headline distracts a plane crash or blight or these
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fell about our night. Fail live north american tour in twenty twenty two. We cannot wait to be in a room with you once again. Today's proverb hope for the best,
prepare for the best to it's. Gonna, be great,
what could go wrong, but you need to stop.
I guess doing one neutral things-
until observe just standing alone like white between the lines
standing on your lawn,
with as neutral, if I see you again wearing all catchy, is a good place to start,
maybe like a big sandwich, baggy full of porridge or oatmeal because look alike,
Thank you for this
it is inconvenient, but I appreciate the thought and oh my gosh, these two just cancel each other out. Yeah,
and maybe maybe like fly a kite, but the truth.
bland and maybe
like made out of like some kind of plain white paper. Yes, that's
absolute, like informational, like you know, the person
the tax form that you don't have to send back be put off any way because you're bad boy perfectly just
make a kite out of those really boring things in this I ask is neutral. This is perfect right, make it make it
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right men, you just gotta, mix and match. Ok, here's
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Bad one and then be like. Let me check, let me try I'll find out loan available more. Do we do
how about like a perfectly Maidstone. Yes, that is flavoured like cut grass
yeah, that's neutral! That's me
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