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Age, every greener here before
we start this episode. I wanted to remind you that not only is there a ton of cool night Veil March, just go to welcome to night, fell dot com click on store, but that March changes all the time and today September
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Government agency jacket. It's like that classic, maybe federal jacket with
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I think you'll love them and also while you're there. If you see something else, you like, I would say, just get it back
In order to make room for new things, we constant
after remove old things
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in signing up to the night fell Patriot and also those hoof upgraded their membership. This month, we honestly ten
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Live, laugh, love or die cry despair. Your call welcome to night veil
Let me start today show by saying how much I love you listeners. You
make the station what it is,
I bring you the news, unbiased, direct and on
and you listen every single day for oh how many years now, what
can even know,
the point is that we are a small community with a small radio station and a dedicated
I hope you know that you can always call or right in, and let me know what you think about my broadcasting, and
Many of you do good or bad
I'm so thankful for
everything you have to say, because it means you care,
this is how this business works or should work, but
you know, maybe I'm getting old. Maybe the business of this business is passing me by
station management, hired radio consultants to help shape our programme. My programme to read
a wider audience. This more
two brothers named MIKE, and cash came into my prep meeting. Before my broadcast began. They were very nice. They
hold me. They thought I was great doing an awesome job
they weren't here to tell
me what I was doing wrong. They just wanted to tell me everything I could be doing right now:
Of their company is team having fun at this all seem fine, I told them
team guy, because I dont like upsetting station management and I'd like having fun within reason,
hold them to feel free to listen to my show for a few weeks, and then we could scheduled meeting after that to talk about their ideas. But that's not what my
and cash had in mind. They immediately sign be up for the team having fun slack channel and told me they
The updating me, throughout the show, with ideas from their remote focus group,
love this already. It's gonna be great, and now the news.
A report this morning from old town night veil of a possible alien abduction, Beth jolts owner of the combination, dog, training, studio and cross Fit GM at Harrison in Somerset was dead.
Lifting six bull mastiffs above her head when suddenly a bright light from the sky shone down on her witnesses, hit back was pulled into the air along with the dogs,
Beth was still counting her reps allowed. According to the report, she had completed over two hundred and fifty lifts as the light enveloped her entirely. The bull mastiffs remained in sitting position, not barking or jumping, because Beth is a talented dog trainer and those are good dogs, good good dogs, bets neighbours and friends were reasonably alarmed. Casper o Kelly, who lives next door to Beth, said seeing her friend get taken by aliens is really scary. I'm scared, okay, but also I'm kind of excited. Like you hate to see someone, you know get abducted, but also like. While you get to see an ailing abduction live.
In front of you. Casper continued ok. Now, I'm imagining all the really cool, terrifying experiments being done to Beth. Woe like being frightened is kind of fine Casper, then jumped behind the Bush and told the reporter. Ok, ok, ok, pretend you don't see me and then walked by here and all scare. You you'll see it's fun. You'll see, you'll see what is now. Oh boy
another message from team having fun slack focus groups, don't like
hearing, bad news. So if you have to report bad news, train
setting a funny sound affect every three sentences but
That's not really my style to out. Ok, you know what
The whole way to station managements office is glowing red. So I I
on team having fun.
Of course, I can play funny.
serious news story. Great soup
great. There are a lot of unlabelled audio files here on my board and I'm sure they're. All.
breaking news on the alien abduction, the entire.
Her desert flower bowling Alley in Kate, fun complex, has been abducted out, you have done
An entire building that was three senses gave him. You see her play one of these jobs
here we go yet
Lenny sound effects totally working
the bowling alley was closed at the time, but daytime shift manager, Samuel Parkway, was on duty in the building Samuel.
As many of you may know, is a former president of these civilization below lean five that attacked our time,
on almost a decade ago. Sammy
being a peace, loving person, defective
his own civilization, to become a resident of night veil? Blue?
angles struggled for years to make ends meet. He was met
with distrust from much of our community, because he was from a boring state yet desert
our owner Teddy Williams, founded in his heart, to give Samuel a job.
To stay and people
whew. So Samuel you will be missed. I hope you're. Ok, wherever you are, what is it now,
focus group like the sound of acts
not as much as we had hoped new plan play with your pace, sometimes,
you get into a predictable rhythm. What
Lulls, your listeners keep them.
Their toes by speeding up in slowing down great
Hey! Let's try this out on a local interests story.
I think, was the first thing. Will media supple challenge at
mission, Grove PAR
our community radio station, made up one of the teams, which included me,
my new in turn, Patrick siren.
And our still seem all
to Morrow named
We took on the staff of the night fail Daily Journal, which consisted only of editor Leonhard
all of the equipment was provided by the world sporting goods Capital Conglomerate LLC, which just opened into location.
Her by the rules.
I don't really play sports at all, but the balls admits in everything were so nice. They had metal that's too, but I didn't realize that until I got there,
I just love the sound of aluminum hitting anything.
The game was not that exciting
The daily journal, one twenty two one hour state,
team started out strong when interned Patrick kid led off inside the park home run off to Leonhard, but knowing she had no other players on our team. She disability, Patrick with a hatchet and then placed his if this really corpse on top of complete as a warning to anyone else who attempted to swing it. Our budgets,
and so we did it. We kept
I looked for a story about lions vicious crime of the paper this morning, but there was nothing nothing at all.
To the family of entered Patrick. He had a great form and swaying in a terrific follow through will be
more breaking news
I'm getting word that the alien spacecraft has been abducted people all over town
This is described. The ship is a large disk with blinking lights, all around the edge,
below the saucer shape is where the bright light beams down and
The windows of the vessel are beings of us.
the ship was last seen over the Bristol restricted.
Reports are coming in that the entire but risk the district has been abducted by the ship. I come on.
Doing great as always cease fire
Scripts, loving the new energy, but they don't like help public
you sound. They think you think
better than them the way you speak so smoothly and preparedness, you don't sound natural tried, dropping written
scripts entirely, speak off the cuff bud Bud
maybe say on more often like a common person, they want to know you're, one of them
I am one of ok, ok,
Putting my pages down I'll, just
this community counter from memory
still harmoniously how's that.
All right, so community counter Thursday is the premier of Tosca, which is an opera at the new old Knight Veil, Opera House, Tosca Rights.
That is the one- is probably YO
there's always like us, soprano cortisone with an alto
frozen over the tenor and there's always a baritone. That's trying to break them up
Emma whenever that's on Thursday, Friday, ok Friday.
Our goal records
Ok, this can be a concert by
a life concert by Megan
thus stallion no Megan,
These stallion, yeah,
but it's all acoustic
she's gonna be seeing her hits, which
include that that looking at life from both sides- now I could,
drink a case of you, whatever that song is end
ninety ninety nine some more of a theoretical.
There are, unfortunately, no tickets available right now.
Because we shall win and
her girlfriend Marine have decided that this is really just a date that are coming on and it's really just for the through them.
I don't think there in an open invitation to Britain.
Ok, so Saturday, over the wreck centre, we're gonna be starting. Some pottery classes dessert classes for beginners, so you don't have to have any previous experience, but
things that you will learn how to make include clocks, cheese and box and Sunday is a competence, and I dont know I got. This is ridiculous.
Doing Awesome, killing a guy
This group loves this common folk thing you're doing, but, like
You still sound like a radioed dude.
Don't think of this ass, a radio station Cecilia, think
like a bunch of friends sitting around the bar eating nachos drinking suds shit chatting, you know, consider,
eating on the air, get a snack give us that normal fellow vibe team,
a bunch of bruise in a bar eating nachos, talking news, fine, Erica
Ricky Newsnight Bill, the entire city hall
All of the City Council husband,
doktor by the alien spacecraft and now
it's completely gone,
a word on how this ship, which is
fortunately, the size of one and a half Applebee's convey
an entire city hall
a barrister district in its
well, none of those who have been taken from our quiet little community are still shape.
The horrible experiments ringed unto them it's too awful, do think about barrage of
We all kind of exciting, like
I won't make light of it. It's super frightening, what's happening but lacking a thrilling short away,
because you're not being scared, sometimes violet,.
Like a haunted house.
Or Filmore operating microwave got thankful
I can see the alien crept through my window right now and it's headed
right for the station,
I don't know over plans withdraws into its deadly beams, but maybe I should go in share myself. No, no! No.
Of course, I shouldn't I mean I'm a newsman, I'm your newsman night bill and I will never leave you when there was news to cover. It is my duty to you. Come on what now like a cash, what do you focus group hates the spaceship
You need to get rid of the spaceship C C p.
He's respond. Turkish Riddick we'll take mine, we'll do with it.
Listers MIKE and cash have just run out to the front of the station and their waving frantically up toward the legs officer and a light on it. So pray
a shining down on them and they go drawn straight up into the whole of the ship and just like that, spaceship is gone. Well,
Well, I guess we should celebrate and honour their memories with a weather report.
You're really good chipped lies Nigel.
Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the ailing.
Are still here.
I do, however, loved
the bearer of good news, which is there
the aliens have returned all of the people and places they abducted and fortunately they did it do it right.
City hall is now in the Bristol district and deep
Mr District is now where the bowling alley was and the bowling alley is where City Hall was but facing the other way. Data
shift managers able bark way at the desert. Flower said he's so happy to be back home and he reported that
The NBA Jam machine that the arcade is now a gallagher which will be very
disappointing to my brother in law, Steve, but
super exciting to me
It be nice if the aliens had put it all back the way they founded but
should never look at a gift horse. The point is everything
everybody has been returned Beth
once from the combination, dog, training, studio and cross for GM is also glad to be back and they fail. She clean,
though that she endured some intense procedures by the aliens. This
logically removed large sections of her brain through her nasal pass. It then they replaced what they eat
with new, more powerful brains and,
can now speak in over two thousand additional languages, although none of them are earth languages but
it's kind of meat. She said in zeal, saurian the light
which of the last one. Two eight star system
and the Mastiffs or tell it kinetic now now, of course,
MIKE and cash have also returned and honestly I'm happy there
Look. I'm sorry if I sounded irritated with them or pleased that they were abducted, they ve,
just doing their jobs, and they were
we do live up to their name team. Having fun speed.
Of doing their jobs. They also acquired a new climate which is
kind of relief to me.
Has they're too busy with that to keep sending me silly ideas on slack
Conversely, station management looks super angry, but
not a lot. They can do about it, though. Tee
having funds. New clients are the alien.
Doctors and even
The asian management is afraid of irritating our potential intergalactic destroyers, but
He can cash seem to really be connected with the aliens. They been
the team having fun slack channel and the receiving tutorials on how to use twitch
according to my cache focus groups, do not,
like aliens abducting people,
but they love watching them play rocket league while eating edibles and trash talking. Thirteen rolled on the internet team
having fun is currently communicating. All this to the beings of astonishing structure visa. There
New translator, Beth Jones, good work Beth also,
good luck team having fun. I'm
for you, like you, wouldn't believe.
Stay. Do next for cat news, the news for cats by cats, about cats
and is always good night night veil, good night.
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