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232 - A Car Crash on Buellton Avenue

2023-08-15 | 🔗

There was a car crash on Buellton Avenue, listeners. A bad one.

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the the the there was a car crash on built an avenue listeners about one possible injuries, probable injuries. Even a man who has been watering. His long has laid down the hose and started sprinting toward the crash, his mouth his wide and his lower teeth or more visible than they have ever been outside of the dentist visits that he doesn't do us regularly as he should. If he's honest with himself, he tries to be honest with himself. He rarely fully. is a woman who had been one car back from the crash is vibrating. It's the chemicals in her blood.
She saw the crash. She do that in a set of circumstances that are terrifyingly similar to the ones that happened. It would have been heard in that wreck in the twist and the range of it her flesh copied We in this house that split open, smeared, her teeth Chatter ass- she thinks of it and she think of injuries, she doesn't have consequences. She won't have to face. There was a car crash on built, an avenue listeners and it could have been any of us, but it wasn't most of us our lucky day, then more suit, but first the headline, an update on the randy newman memorial night veil airport There was some embarrassment earlier this month when it turned out that, after the expensive at high price file construction of a new terminal, the management of the airport.
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There was a car crash on buell, tin, avenue listeners a real smashup illiterate debris running down the street, as it happens over too. billion years ago. During a different age of the earth there was stream. Here, please Your blue water and it ran exactly This trail of glass is now no and involved in the crash knows that nor any of the witnesses that information wouldn't be helpful to them now The only information that might be helpful to them is more practical, such as how to staunch bleeding how to do with visible bow, both in terms of wounds, repair and psychological impact retain senses when your body is trying to shut down. This is the information that is needed here We exists right until the present insists upon itself and then past and future fade until the present ceases being an emergency. There was a car. on builtin avenue there,
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We are mostly incorrect. The man gets down on his knees. He does his best to help, but he doesn't know how nothing is prepared in it's nothing has prepared any one for this, no ones it's time. Learning about the past beauty of this, even though the possibility is always there always present behind even the quietest, most comfortable moments of our lives. Catastrophe is After all, only a catastrophe away. And now for the music charts number one with a bullet is, of course help me. I may time traveller lost in history, and I need to get a message to my superiors in the future in the form of a hit song by justin bieber. I can't stop humming it like ok,
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Finally, of course, we have basket cakes by green day, which spin number three on our charts for over sixty years. Long before aunt released it what we do is just right there, the third spot. At least I got a little confusing for us after the on came out. This has been the charts. There was a car crash on built, an avenue listeners he's the air that looks like smoke, but he's not smoke. It is finally pulverized glass and its scatters with even a slight breeze the hand of something that was once someone reaches out from the wreckage The woman one car back from the crash exits her vehicle. Her mouth is open, but she is not making a sound. She doesn't know but sound. She could make nothing. She can. Do can adequately express her horror at what she has seen.
The ban on his knees has given up on trying to help the thing that once was human. He looks past. the crawling view, willing creature and sees something he does not understand. The interior is twisted around itself, but it looks as though it goes much deeper than the core whence did. If he didn't don't, we need better. The ban would think this was a tunnel. in fact he doesn't know better and he I think it's a tunnel he calls uncertainly forward, pass the hand that is baking for aid ass, the creature that once was human deep into the wreckage deeper into the package until the sound of the world fades away at it grows, dark and warm and damp more on well, whatever it is that is happening here, but first and always the weather.
there was a car crash on buell, tin, avenue, listeners the man who had been wandering his long crawls through the long belly, if the wreckage it is dark and warm, and and then as it continues to move, it grows, dark and cold and dry. He hears the voice. as though there is someone beside him as he crawls boy says it's you again. Who is that asked the man the voice replies? It's just me again. I don't know who you are the man says, and then from directly in front of him. So closely can feel cold breath on his face smelling of grass clippings and graveyard dirt. The boy says: don't you The ban howls and tries to scramble backwards, as he as he finds himself in a hospital whole way, the light through the window
at the end of the hall is sunset golden. He turns and cannot find the tunnel he entered through. The man calls out, but no one answers. This hospital is empty He walks to the end of the hall, enters adored, marked exit and finds himself at a school. It is nineteen before he is twelve years old and he is late for class. He runs as the bell rings, but it is no use. He is and has always been late when he finally opens the loud squeaky door? The teacher shakes her head and disappointment find her desk. She said and that is tricky because, Remember which one was his desk. There are we need that are empty. He walks toward one. one calls out in correction, and so he sits down good. His teeth.
says in a new forms of voice that is so familiar now. Let's begin the lesson and with that, The man is back in the tunnel, but now there is daylight ahead of him. Lulling, sound of traffic, he scrambled sport. It afraid that the voice will come out again with both hands. He grabs the frame of the wreckage in holes himself back out. He finds, self, in the seat of a car theirs steering wheel in front of him. He glances confusion in his rear view mirror and sees the woman one car back singing along to the hit new song by michelle win. The sole makes her very happy a respite of commute in a tedious busy day, and he smiles at her happiness. Then he looks again to the intersection before him had. He starts his left her when it happens.
It is so quick, he doesn't even know it is happening. He only knows that he is backing the wreckage and that here no longer some one but something he tries to crawl out but he can only reach out and familiar man. You buy for more drugs. His hose starts running over. There was a car crash on fuel to avenue there is a car crash built an avenue. There will always be a car crash on bugles, an avenue stated next fourfold. Boys new cover of the decision,
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