The Library's Summer Reading Program has begun, sending the town into a panic. Plus, a tough new mandate from the City Council, a list of useful things, and changes afoot in the Freemasons. (episode originally released Aug 1, 2013)
This episode was co-written with Ashley Lierman.
Weather: "New Mexico" by Carrie Elkin. carrieelkin.com
Music: Disparition, disparition.info.
Logo: Rob Wilson, robwilsonwork.com.
Produced by Night Vale Presents. Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor. Narrated by Cecil Baldwin. More Info: welcometonightvale.com, and follow @NightValeRadio on Twitter or Facebook.
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night, the summer breeding programmes for children and teens has begun at the night bail public library
this comes as an alarming surprise, given that the programme was abolished by these city council thirty years ago
though parents and teachers have asked on several occasions to reinstate the programme. These city
council has maintained its position, citing lack of taxpayers funds the
extreme danger posed by books, the peril of exposing children to librarians and, of course, the incident that precipitated the
and which the towns, older residents, will refer to only as the time
of knives. Nevertheless, in a show of civic dedication
or mindless blood lust, and they really are so similar night veils librarians have banded together, in defiance of authority to reinstate summer reading, colorful posters with appealing statements like get into a
book this summer, and we are going to force you into a good book this summer and you are going to get inside this book, and
you're going to close it on you, and there is nothing new
do about. It have appeared overnight,
round? The library entrance and in local shops and business is all
supporting the clever tagline catch. The flesh eating reading bacteria
the sheriff secret police have responded by interrogating the proprietors of businesses, worthy posters have appeared and
I removing and confiscating the posters themselves, although to be honest listeners, the graphic design work is really
cute, I mean, have you seen them the little flesh
eating germ with his son hat and library.
Book using a screaming semi skeletal human victim. As a beach chair, turrible after fierce debate today, the City Council has officially declared murder illegal, a crime
at has, until this point been handled using informal vigilante squads, the head of one
That's squad, Vincent Large of God,
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ale has gotten along just fine for years without the government
meddling in murder, investigation or punishment do
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first person. We see one time we
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so. The bill argued that most things at night veil are already illegal anyway, so citizens would hardly even notice the change the law.
All goes into effect in two weeks and citizens are advised to get any necessary murders done before then, although there will be a
three day, grace period after the deadline for those who are forgetful or whose victims are hard to catch,
some summer tips to beat the heat first off. Have you tried to reason with the heat here
hence temperatures angels and
chairs, are all equally real.
Oh and sentient, which is to say
We are all not real, nor
are any of us actually sentient, but give reason a shot. It is never not once in history worked, but it might just work this time,
if the heat won't listen to reason, try.
Denying that it's hot dozen
seem hot today, you might say
Eighty, your profusely sweating neighbour
old. Surely even you could continue slipping
on a sweater and making an exaggerated bur noise as the glue
during son plants the idea of cancer in your skin, and if denial does not work, then your best bet, as with all problems in life, is exhausted resignation. This has been summer tips to beat the heat and now a public service announcement. Here is a brief list of everything that is helpful: the sheriffs secret police clouds, anger, the city council, affection, falling just short of love ceiling fans.
Love, others, sundry, organs, laws, government helicopters, the two thousand five plunder accord secrets whispers. Ultimately, nothing
Anything not specifically named in this list should be considered, not helpful and potentially dangerous. It's not just good sense. It's the law!
An update on these summer reading situation. Fourteen young people
we'll between the ages of five and seventeen, have already been reported missing and our feared to be in the.
Public library and possibly
learning attempts by these sheriffs secret police to enter the library rescued the missing child,
drain and put an end to all summer, reading activities have failed as
all doors and windows have
seriously disappeared from the library exterior just like it was before
the reservations our tax dollars paid for
those doors and windows, and we shouldn't be expected to stand
before library administrators just decide
to disappear them on a whim even for a valid reason like jealously
regarding their possession of our stolen children without at least putting the issue to a popular vote anyway. In light of this development,
The city council has declared a level orange fear
four alert. They advised that all night veil citizens avoid the public library and provide the
council with any information they may have on the whereabouts of the missing children.
On librarians secret weakness is or on good books. They ve, read lately
any citizens who admit to having read good books, the council added in an impromptu press conference, televised from a book proof
bunker, we'll be immediately scheduled for re education and subsequent DE education, the show
secret police, meanwhile, have instituted a curfew for the entire town effective immediately,
after seven p m, all minors should be at home and under adult supervision and
absolutely no reading researching,
mine information seeking, educate
No games, documentary television or have
a lifelong love of learning will be permitted as their catchy new slogan puts it once it gets dark.
Forget everything you ever knew and be silent. Words belong
to our enemies and
Our enemies are words, so be as mute and
or as a bone? Bleached clean by our desert, sign by our desert? Sign the police,
it also stated that any night they'll citizen encountering a librarian an entity suspected of being
a librarian or any excessive
the organised and helpful individual with a working comprehend
of information systems is encouraged to shoot on site. They also added that this goes for teachers as well. Send
what the hell as long as we're at it will have further update
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Breaking news, despite the best efforts.
The sheriff secret police and citizen ree. We have received com,
formation that over a hundred, children and adolescents have disappeared from their homes beds, part time jobs
or summer forced labour camps and are now presumed to be inside the night veil, public library and subject to these
reading programme, unfortunately
It is my sad duty to announce that this includes in Turn Paolo a high school junior,
who's, been helping to organise the radio station archives over the summer months to the parents and
Emily of Paolo. Our hearts go out to you in this time of fear and uncertainty
as in all other times of fear and uncertainty, which is all of them really. May you find comfort in the knowledge that
though your son may have been lost in the library, at least he, unlike many of his peers, actually went inside one of those at least one.
The situation has wait hold on just one moment. I beg your pardon listeners
but I have just received alarming news and alert citizen.
Called in to report in humans
rigging pick me
sounds and a copyright,
rotten smell of Gore and viscera com,
funding now sealed and impenetrable night veil, public library, which are, of course,
all fairly standard elements of the summer, really
the programme, as described in
library, directors, original proposal, painful
it may be, it seems that all
we can do now. As so
then in our dull, blinkered lives below a microcosm of horror and beauty, is wait, wait and hope.
And know that our hopes are immaterial and powerless, and our wishes will go
unheard by the indifferent multitude of stars, if indeed they the star
are even real, but there are still some tea.
Efforts that remain to us. While we wait small
timing bubbles to distract us from the endless march of time towards events, we have no control over and outcomes
never imagined, and so
these gentlemen. I give you the weather,
and any new earnest manage.
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This Justine listeners, we have received reports,
the entrances to the night veil, public library have reappeared.
And the missing children have begun to emerge from inside the building. The chill
Men have been described as wild eyed feral some
staggering, upright and some
running on all fours like animals, caked in a fluvial
and far more emaciated than the time of their absence would seem to account for, but otherwise well healthy and unharmed. At the head of the dazed and shambles.
Pack, was their apparent chosen leader twice
of your old Tom
Flynn her mouth clenched in a below
crusted snarl and carry
the severed head of a librarian in one hand, and a Gore street sticker charge
in the other eye witnesses
dared to get close enough to read. The chart reported that two Mika,
even finished cried the beloved country
which is very impressive for her reading level well done to meagre. Indeed,
congratulations are in order for all the young people of night veil who participated in these summer. Reading programme for proving
that neither abduction nor captivity. Neither horrors
beyond imagining, nor and
Neil, your vocabulary can prevent it
From embracing the pleasures of Bell Lettre
here's to you, boys
and remember. Even while we congratulate to make up for winning your loyalty with her sophisticated comprehension and Extreme
of Berserker violence that the real
victory won today has been Ford literacy
stay to next for our countdown of last words from
stop telling me how to drive
all the way to it's. Ok, it's ok! It's ok! Good night night veil, good night.
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