It's contract renewal time with station management, and negotiations get tricky. Plus, a new city litter initiative, books stop working, and a creeping fear comes to town!
Weather: "Bill & Annie" by Chuck Brodsky, chuckbrodsky.com
Music: Disparition, disparition.info
Logo: Rob Wilson, silastom.com
Produced by Night Vale Presents. Written by Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor. Narrated by Cecil Baldwin. More Info: welcometonightvale.com, and follow @NightValeRadio on Twitter or Facebook.
This is an unofficial transcript meant for reference. Accuracy is not guaranteed.
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The night veiled Daily Journal has announced that they will be cutting back their publication, scheduled to Monday through Thursday. Only due to the ECB
I'm a downturn and a massive
decline in the literate population, the third
they daily Journal, will now be called the weekend addition and on Sundays, newspaper kiosks, usually
filled with important newsprint will be filled with two percent milk
when asked why milk, the journals pub
pushing editor Liane Hard said. It is important that
Maintain and unbiased approach to news reporting
the night fail. Business Association is proud to announce the new night veils stadium next to the night. They harbour and water
medium will be able to see fifty thousand but will be closed,
all knights of the year except November. Tenth for the answer,
parade of the mysterious hooded figures, in which all
of our favorite ominous with its figures, the one
that lurks under the slide in the night veil. Elementary playground, the ones that me
regularly in the dog and the one
that will occasionally openly steel babies.
Reason. No one can understand. We all
stand by and let him do it all of them will be re
rapidly through the night Veils Stadium,
Tell you with these,
facilities. It promises to be white a spectacle, and then
it promises to be a vast, dark and
we space for the other meaningless. Three hundred and sixty four days of the year.
Here at the radio station its contract negotiations season with the station management. Again, that's always
interesting time now obvious
gee. I'm not allowed to go into details, but negotiation is tricky when you're never allowed to glimpse what your negotiating with station
management stays inside their office. At all times.
Communicating with us through sealed envelopes that are spat out from under the door like a sunflower shell through teeth, then in
To respond you just go
shout at the closed door and hope that management hears
Sometimes you can see movements through the frosted glass large shapes shifting around strange tendrils whipping through the air architectural.
size of managements office does not physically makes sense, given the size of the building, but it's
I D say really, as no one has ever seen: the actual office only
translucence look I've.
Probably said too much
I can see down the hall that an envelope just came flying out. I pray
It's not another hr retraining session in the Dark box.
But what can I say? I'm a report:
at heart. I can't not report, oh my
let's go to the seven day, outlook
your daily shades of the sky forecast Monday Turquoise
Tuesday, Wednesday Robins Egg, Thursday turquoise top Friday coal dust Saturday, coal dust with chances of indigo in the late afternoon Sunday void the sick
The council has asked me to remind everyone about the new drive to clean up litter night veil.
Is our home and who,
still leave trash all over their home. Put it in the guy.
Which can listeners
you see any trash around pick, it up
away. Do your part unless the trash is more
with a small red flag. The council.
Has asked me to remind you that any litter marked with a red flag is not to be picked up or approached. Remember the slogan no flag goes
the flag run listeners.
We are currently fielding numerous reports that books have stopped working. It seems that all over night veiled books have simply ceased functioning
scientists are studying one of the broken books to see if they can understand just what is going on here. The exact
problem is. Currently unclear thought
Some of the words being used include sparks meet smell by
and lethal gaps.
For your own safety. Please do not attempt to open a book until we have more information on the nature and cause of these problems. The city
Council has released only a brief statement indicating that their stance on books has not changed and that, as always, they believe that books are dangerous and inadvisable and should not be kept.
another warning for night veil residents
Sources say that they used and discount sporting goods store on Flint Drive is a front for the world government. This is based on
extensive study of the location and also because
It has a black helicopter pad, on which black helicopters regularly depart and land
fairly unusual for a used and discount sporting goods store, we sent
our intern Chad, to try by
a tennis racket and have not heard back from him for several weeks. This brings me to a related point to the parents of Chad, the
in turn, we regret to inform you that your son was lost in the line of community radio duty and that he will
missed and never forgotten me.
We all feel blessed to have the family that you have and if you look
for a sporting goods, check out, play ball right over by our own night veil. Community radio station play ball.
Is only a front for the share of secret police and so can be completely trusted.
Larry Leroy out on the edge of town, reported that a creep
fear, came in to night veil today he felt it
First as a mild apprehension, then again
going worry and, finally, a mortal panic. It passed
him to the employees at the car lot, who crouched behind
our cars and cast fearful eyes at the empty sky. It did not happen
old woman, Josie Presumable
because of her angelic protection, but it
and from there to the rest of the town. Until
all were shivering in anticipation for a terrible thing. We could not yet see. I myself
was frozen. Shore
at any movement, would lead to death. That any word would be my last. Of course.
That also could have been the contract negotiations with station management and the hideous
envelope by just received also
battling line disease. Meanwhile, the
fear past first
leaving Larry Leroy out on the edge of town and then
the car lot where they went
offering gently used cars at affordable prices,
and finally, the rest of us who could go,
Acta living with the knowledge that at
Given moment we will
either live or die.
No use guessing which it is not.
Currently known where the creeping fear will go next, hopefully to desert Bluffs, Edwards
serve them right,
two Hawkeye listeners sent in reports that cargoes are curious? Scientific visitor was seen getting his beautiful, beautiful hair cut
He was having his gorgeous hair shorn cut, cut short
so very short from his perfectly shaped brilliant head listeners.
Not one to gossip, even if it is a local celebrity, but please explain to me why
Carlos would strip away decimate any part of his thick black hair, not to ignore the dignified, if premature touch of gray and the temples? What tricks
tourism, barber should agree to such depravity, who takes
mere money or
so listen joy in depriving our small community of such a simple but important act as luridly admiring Carlos is stunning cloth. Reports from
who intrepid sources are that it will
telly, the Barber Tele who likes sports
and has posters of Cones Tele
Barbara seems to be the one who betrayed our community telly
the barber it is telling the barber at the corner of South West Fifth street and old musk road with the red and white spinning hole in the sign that says tallies.
Telling is about five foot: nine. With a small moustache and a thick pot Delhi. He talks with an accent
and sneers Tele the barber
Carlos is beautiful hair according to reports, telly.
Now, while I gather myself, let's have a look at traffic: oh wow! Well that looks pretty good. He up.
S: ok, not too bad there either. I c o
That gentlemen needs the slow it down. It is not a race, my friend, not a literal one anyway, that has been traffic and now for an editorial. I don't ask
favours much dear listeners that you know.
But I'm asking all of you now to conduct.
Writing campaign to station management, which was not
East with my discussion of their physical attributes and behaviour and is now
Turning to shut down my show or possibly my life for good
the wording was kind of ambiguous,
obviously we will not be able to deliver the letters directly to the management per se.
As no one has ever opened their door, but we can show
the content of the letters outside their office and we presume
given and anatomy that includes ears. They will be able to hear what you have to say
So if you like the show and you
to hear more of it than we need
Hear from you make it
whatever it is, that lies and weight behind that darkened office door.
Oh I'm, sorry, do listeners we'll be back after this word from our sponsors. This segment has been brought to us by Big Rico's pizza listeners. We are proud to have big Rico such a sponsor of our show. You will not find a better pizza joint in all of night. They would then be regos just the other night I stopped by Big Regos. I was in the mood for a delicious pieces, lies and sense. Big Rico's was the only peace a place at night, fail that has not burned to the ground in an unsolved arson case. Man did, I mention is also the best pizza in town. I ordered a single Rico slice with fewer than two toppings and boy works. I satisfied the labor was scrumptious. Taste was also structures and it was warm the pizza slice. I have been told that even though hooded figures eat there, the weight staff look like they avert their hollow gazes. Quite a bit. Even the city council offers its ringing endorsement of Bee Rico's. All night veil citizens are mandated to eat at Big Regos once a week. Is a misdemeanor not to be Rico's pizza? No one does a slice like big Rico. Folks, no one.
Now sweet sweet listeners
stop beaches. Road sat staring man said his name was bill, said Missus Annie, you said Anna was others like me, mad at his wedding barbarians,
Storing the reception in the spring, sixty four she newlyweds best friend, followed him out, but maybe his ring that smaller, maybe as fingers swear. Maybe he made a big mistake, maybe time to last, if you would have you any says, Adieu, Lass wondering now surely do he re worry had just taken away? She would take care of her father S. Dynamic five year saw each other often lack the wheels way lay in a coffin, Banshee Garden Mary by then she moved away she last bill for his blessing. Syria was
then we'll sit, taste, peaches, courtesy to slice. They will live alone, small size, they sure these delays. Do you think I did the right thing last? When will he knew? I answered with a question asked: do you
He said, I am pleased to meet you nice to meet you drove away. Man is pick up the back twenty pages homeboy. Maybe to cover the things to think about every now, and then I do I do
Radio audience, I come to you from under my desk. I tracked: might microphone currently hiding in the feudal? Did you write letters should not do this in a more structured management submitted to us for the first time in my memory and is now building? I don't know exactly what management looks like as that is when I took cover under my desk, and I can only hope that they are not listening to what's going out right now, we're else I may have signalled my fate. I can hear only a kind of clicking step and think hissing sound, like releasing steam and in turn, went to see what management wanted and has not return. If you are related to Jerry Hartman afternoon or operator at night veil, community, radio, I'm sorry to inform you that he is probably dead or at least corporal really absorbed into management or minutely, Jerry and Chad. The internet will both be miss, but we will surely see them in the thanks giving day dead citizens impersonation contest, which this year will be in the employ lounge under the night veil ball from eleven a m to nine forty five p m, there will be a cash bar and to Mr Barnes see if I can make a break for the two. If you don T, you from the UK has truly been a pleasure good night night Veil- goodbye,
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