A woman from Italy arrived in our town, and we're not quite sure what she wants or what she is doing to us with her presence. Plus, a local hardware store cracks down on the crowds of baristas outside their shop, an update on Khoshekh's kittens, and a look at traffic.
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doing away with the wind and rain. Welcome
This is welcome to
into this unknown?
per day or
who were already in this day, and my voice is now joining you. Perhaps you should be welcoming me. I'd like to
take this moment to uptake view about the Miss behaving child to Mika Fleet.
He's been witnessed with her army of missing children sabotaging any business owned by struck score, which is
to be most of them. At this point, the whites
and ice cream shop. Isn't there are proper
the others. They should not be proud of this
to me. Go was last seen leading her army through the roofs shouting
all witnesses that we
our here we are the
beating heart. We-
or the breathing lungs we
are the lips that shan't B
or erecting a blood stone circle. In the produce section, indirect defiance of strikes corpse.
He sent ban on blood, stone, manufacture and use. This was
All of her
and it is my duty to condemn her act of it-
stream civic pride and heroism, which is also wrong. Everything was incorrect and not allow
and should not be celebrated or reported on, listen
listening, is dangerous. Talking,
things are looking so good for quiet existence, either.
In an unrelated report, Yellow Helen
doctors have continued to disappear from their place in the sky, along with the pilots who
presumably inside the helicopter.
These are disappearing almost as fast as our beneficence sponsors strikes. Corp can supply them strikes. Corp manage
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also- and I don't even know why I'm bringing this up
There was a new woman drinking coffee at the moonlight all night diner this morning. She smiled twice and
and her fingers top down to rhythm
there's nothing unusual about the rhythm she ordered a second coffee. She, the one
and from ITALY is arriving today. Nothing can stop her from coming this way.
She will not year pleading she can
there's not for sucker
is the woman from ITALY vow low me for all that
children in town, no to hide in their rooms. The adults
forgotten Del, recall all to soothe her hands like storm clouds with lightning quick talons. All before is a murmur after a silence and make the last of her
they more to report on the woman. At this time. I don't
even know why I reported what I just did:
the vague. Yet menacing government agency would like to address the lights and sounds seen in these scrub lands just off route. Eight hundred yesterday many townspeople
reported seeing a great craft, a light on the ground and discuss
These creatures of enormous size, wave
bring up into the darkness
limbs that's angle
and attachment met none of the criteria of human biologic knowledge.
The agency would like to inform you that what you mistook for these
rob lands was
grandmothers house that what you mistook for a great craft
was your grandmother with who
you have a tense, but ultimately loving relationship and
what you mistook as enormous spindly creatures were the words you and your grandmother exchanged. Pleasantries
and reminiscence to avoid discussing all the hurt that lies behind you and the elderly.
Ending to your shared past that
sport shadowed by her every forgetful moment ever
her hand. There is no
such thing as aliens says the day
get menacing government agency, your grandma
There is dying,
and so are you. You
have this in common celebrate it.
A memo from
the owner of the ace hardware on fifth and Shea Street
risk does lining up for day jobs in their parking lot every morning at dawn, dozens
every morning at dawn,
dozens of Burmese does with newsboy caps waxed
Mustache is an knit ties tucked into button sweater vests continue to crowd the parking lot, foreheads beaded with desperation
and hoping to be picked up to operate unlicensed as
bless machines this
scaring away the legitimate ace hardware, customers and the Burmese does will be required to return to their caves just on the outskirts of town near the sand. Wastes in the barrister disk
Oh some great news to all of you out there who adopted kittens from causing the
floating in our station bathroom. Well, it's been several months and the kittens have just been growing like you wouldn't believe they ve molted twice, and some of them are already getting their grown up kitty spine rigid is
This brings me to my great
are highly poisonous. If you're coming to see a kitten that you have adopted is important that you check
the kitten that you have adopted. It is immoral
that you check for the location and severity of the Spine Ridge before attempting any petting also
keep your hands away from their mouths. A few with them
developed there, venom sacks we lost to cap the doctors, alright,
this month. So let's just be careful people and
take care of these cute little kiddies dues, my adorable little kitten with your adorable tendrils hob. It's you it's you,
I'm not even sure why I bring this up
but the new woman is wondering down main street checking out
the various knickknack stores in antique shops and chanting, dens and food,
wallows that have been springing up with all this new money flooded into night veil from one single uncomforted,
the efficient source she
is window shopping but hasn't found one she likes yet
windows, stained glass, a call
her window taken from a nineteen. Eighty, three Honda Odyssey Sheep,
but none of them
she gnaws softly on the side of her thumb. She, the woman
from ITALY, is with us this evening. We high
and we shudder, but there is no deceiving
exhales mouston steam. She poisons the air
say you have a family say it. She doesn't care
a woman from ITALY delights in your pain. She asks just one
in favour, but asks again and again do you think
you could know rush just a moment give in screaming to eternally burning torment, saying it
prompt song to the delight of everyone who heard her no more
heard her and now traffic
Think of a number any number that now
Sir, is how many thousands of years old, a certain rock, is that number
Is how many times some one has cried in their life that number
is the lucky number of an unlucky man who is here,
to realize: he is unlucky.
Think of a number, no think of numbers
picture. All of these abstract representations of human thought, all of them for
forming an imagined pattern, as all patterns are imagined and picture how those
abstractions describe in space
There was a woman who lives at five three one Beechwood street. Her phone number starts with a
three and ends with a five. She smiled
team times yesterday she is clear
thinking of three things she needs to do. There are actually four things
she needs to do? She has forgot
one of them. She
two hands. She has to more chances to make her life what she thinks it should be, but she doesn't know it yet think of a number.
It should be, but she doesn't
that's the one: that's the one that describes and infinity of disparate truths
that's the one that describes and infinity of disparate truths about our desire,
a writ universe. Also,
the roads are looking clear. This has been traffic.
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points, go here something about coffee, something about the bright, the start of a hypothetical day, something
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just reminding the future me that comes back to rewrite this that I need to
the one in the office fridges, starting to turn
As long as I'm reminding myself things, I must
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from myself and others and writing
press releases and adds like this is just the start of a great writing career.
You have a novel in you kid you,
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and ice cream shop has gone out of
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The owners, Lucy
and Hannah Gutierrez have gone bankrupt and
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A large business which, in
this case was struck scarp.
We were only too happy to help strikes. Corp cars,
the into a large slab uncovered
this morning out in these sand, wastes and date
into several thousand years ago, by reputable scientists and experts. The car
Lucy and Hannah are valuable members of this community and now their view
Oh you has been added to our value. We,
They are even more valuable, now every
one wins even
it seems like some of the every ones are gone or absorbed or dead. This is
as part of the natural process
Archaeologists were baffled when presented with the content of the carving.
Evidence of its age, saying that,
just moments ago. They were working in a museum in LOS Angeles and they have no idea where they are or how they were so suddenly brought here.
Let us go home, they said
to the person presenting the carving. Please let us
In a story that will interest no one.
The new woman, is sitting on a bench in Mission Grove Park. Reading
an old paper back copy of a book apparent
He called bridge of birds per head,
our flutters a bit in the breeze sheet
the page in the book
across her legs, ass, she leaned back and
taxes into the story. She is reading she, the woman from ITALY,
and of all being
She has seen the ball of Babylon. She
stir rank the line of keen sent her robes arch,
I know her eyes are dusk, her voice
is Amber and shock dust
arrest the woman
ITALY has honed in on your sent. She seeks out.
Oh, yes, she knows where you went. It's
but first pre decease. I gave you
and around the into lead there. But first
If you, though, whether
while limiting Ferris is inadequate, like noise, like turns cap, lad wedding gas pretty well
I'm back listeners,
Usually after the weather,
m here to tell you about how we have been saved from some world ending danger that
for whatever reason has failed again to and our world, but today
I have no such report because there
there is no such danger or
there is an infinitude of such dangers, rocks her,
Billing unseen from space
gamma, Ray bursts, created,
chance and utterly destroying by chance.
Disease, war, hunger or
The slow dissipation of it or not.
By these sudden, but by the
gradual, always, but now
it is not the time for such light. Hearted childish thoughts. Now is the time
I am for me to talk. Let's see, what can I talk about? Ah well,
new woman, the one I have been for some reason, reporting on she.
It is leaving town she has
what a razor scooter from the Pawn shop and is using it to skim her way down the shoulder of root, eight hundred,
and origin both unknown, but we,
know where she is now good for us.
Any information is impressive. In such an opaque world, car
honk can swerve. There are
a few accidents, a man
gets out of his car and looks at his bumper fists on his hips his mouth.
Half open, saying. Well, what is this now? Well? What is this now? The woman
does not seem to hear him or
Anything else she
skimming slowly out of town,
her hand raises it way,
it's good by her shoulders,
doubts slightly with the imperfections of the road. She turned
to look back and
we all see her face, and we we we
the woman from ITALY O Merciful, God s
victims Legion, but this evening there not ass, we grow
the grateful breaths from the night, she
did air baited breaths
here for grants
Breathe deep, nothing
no woman from ITALY is gone, but then not for all ways.
She waits behind doors and at the end of dark hole, ways she followed. No logic exists:
solely force right, but you are safe for now dear listener, so good night,
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