The city faces extensive delays in the revitalization of the Old Town Drawbridge. Plus, time for another pledge drive, changes afoot at the Night Vale Daily Journal, and good news for radio controlled airplane hobbyists!
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we ve had some power outages reported throughout night veil in the last couple of hours, if you
experiencing one. Well then, you
and hear me, can you
night veil, municipal utility departments, said that they are still working to determine the cause of the outrages
which our roving back and forth across town. In a continuous motion, like a great, he beast,
whose neighborhoods have been hit by the outages reported, the shriek of pox overhead and that window
lights came back on. They felt that perhaps they were different people
their memories and identities the same as always, but suddenly felt like
costumes that didn't fit exactly
as though it all were actually brand new to them as though they had been switch.
Out with someone who is exactly like them, as though all that was familiar would ever after be strange, keep some flashlights with spare batteries and a childhood photo album by you. Tonight,
just in case the revitalization of the old town, drawbridge experienced another set back the sweet
as engineers determined that the furniture upholstery used to construct the bridge towers, soaks up water and crew.
It's an unstable foundation. This week's collapse was the third.
In as many months construction crew
I have tried building the bridge tower based supports from corrugated, cardboard
non dairy, Kremer and ceramic bowls. Nothing has worked.
Engineers are asking for help in determining how proper bridge towers or made. If you have any tips, please write them on note book paper
and mail them to bridge magic, L, L C p, o box.
Six, one six do not
or long words.
Clearly label drawings, are preferred.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's that time of year again time for our
annual pledge, DR sorry to have to do this, but you know
I fail. Has a lot of community supported Radio
and the thing about community supported radio it supported by listeners like you
as well as Guatemala and some Teamsters, who are sometimes just too generous any amount
can give will help us continue. Our community programming, a dollar or two or even plasma, take
W Aziz Easy are local number station broadcasting from
Strange and tall intent on built out back of the abandoned gas station on Oxford Street did you know that it broadcasts a model,
Tom female voice, reading out
mainly random numbers interspersed with chimes twenty four hours a day.
Seven days a week as you
Imagine that kind of work
bring in a lot of money unless it does is to be honest
here at night veil, radio. We don't know exactly what that station
as for or what master it is serving.
I do know that it is a vital part of this community and we should pidgin to help it. We welcome your support, give us a call. We don't have a number just whisper
forsaken, Algonquin empty
her phone, receiver and angels or Facebook, or something
deliver us. An appropriate contribution from your bank. Account
more on the drawbridge debacle
this turmoil in city headquarters this morning,
following this latest in a long line of municipal failures, the city,
council has come under fire from concerns citizens for wasting taxpayers money on enough
services that go over budget and over?
gradual one critic.
We wish to remain anonymous, said
we don't even have a river or bay in night veil. There would never be a boat to necessitate the drawbridge he can.
You, you know what forget it.
I can tell you right now that that was Steve, Carlsberg who said that, and he is such a spoil- sport that Steve
Have you ever noticed how he never replaces his hubcaps it's late
Venus pure and simple laziness.
I just can't let him ruin our town by denying night veil drawbridge when he can't even care for a tan corolla, the
Veiled daily Journal has announced that do too,
spiralling printing costs they will be
replacing the Prince edition of the paper with this
she'll knew a match.
Editor Leonhard explains. Instead of
confining our customers to the outdated modes of ink on paper. We are allowing them to choose the news that interest them by imagining whatever news they want
this will not only save costs, but will
customers to experience the news as a bowl, color or motion experience. Take
place in a mental world that is tailored to their needs
Description to this addition will be compulsory and automatic and will cost a mere.
Sixty dollars a month
This Friday, at night Veil Highs Memorial Stadium its.
The annual softball show down between the night Veil Fire Department and the sheriffs secret police process.
It's from the game will go to support development of nuclear weaponry, break
strongly religious indonesian militia that is looking to overthrow their heretical government
as well as to be make a wish foundation. So even it
you dont, like softball, come on.
What then support a couple of great causes. Last
Here's game ended in a route as the sea
police hit three home runs in the eighth and
things. The file
Your fighters claim that there was some foul play involved. Honey
intended dear listeners
but their entire bullpen was assassinated in the middle innings, with blue darts.
Those murders, remain unsolved and completely on in
estimated our hearts go out.
To the families of the deceased relief. Pitchers. Rest in peace
It should be a fun one x,
The real revenge minded fire department to take the field on Friday
it's our only ten dollars or
five dollars. If you bring enriched, yellow cake uranium Black Kaliko
Matters will be mind scanning the town on Game Day, hunting down those who do not attend the first five
Hundred fans receive surgically applied working
there is no digital static. Ip hum coming from the dog park,
Mayor PAMELA Winchell announced today the mayor
stressed repeatedly and heard ninety second impromptu press conference that there
is no unbearable soul.
Tearing sound that rips
at the use of your very being coming from the dog park
Mayor Winchell continued with a plea for all night veil residents to understand that there could not possibly be a deeply coded message:
emanating from a small fenced in patch of meanness.
Old grass and dirt,
citizens are not even supposed to be consciously aware of the dog park, so they could not pay.
Simply be receiving a menacing and unearth
the voice in
acting listeners to bring precious metals and toddlers to the dog Park dog park. She repeated that could never
ever be real them.
Podium with her bleeding fists
There were no follow up questions.
Now a word from ours:
I now traffic.
There is a stalled car on the north bound on ramp to the eastern Expressway, just south of root. Eight hundred commuter
should have little delays as highway patrol is fiercely denying this report. In fact, police representatives have just issued a statement.
Claiming that there are no cars anywhere. And what are you doing talking about
talking silly lies you silly people. There are no!
cars. What is this fiction? Oh please. Do you seriously believe for a second wait? Wait you thought that cars were real. The highway patrol continued. Oh, that is rich
all other road, seem clear, expect delays, of course, at the drawbridge construction site
because it is years away from being competently finished. Here. Are this week's horoscopes,
or go go see a movie. Today, it's a great escape, especially from all of this.
Pollution and dangerous uv radiation say, is that
Bold new Libra, your dreams will be filled with prophetic visions, write them down,
Hopefully there are some lottery numbers or a sports scores in their Scorpio curse? You
curse your family curse Europe,
children and your children
vile vile Scorpio
Sagittarius eat. Well today, you ve earned it
and by it I mean massive food allergies, and by earned I mean acquired. I should prove this
before I read it out loud. Let's try that again,
You ve acquired massive food allergies. Yes much cleaner! Well,
Capricorn, those were not contact. Lenses you put in this morning does not think
about this again. Aquarius, though
all will be under the middle shell trust the stars invest. All your money in this lucrative street gave Pisces
You want a brand new car areas
You will feel a haunting sadness about times gone by. Today's smell is weak grass and toast Torres today is your annual crime day. All tortoises are exempt from laws. Today, Gemini you will meet someone today who will have no effect on your life and who, you will immediately forget, retain hope where a possible future cancer
I've gotta pay my phone bill and also get some more milk. That wasn't me talking
That is what the stars say today interpret it, as you will LEO it's better that I don't read. This allows
better than you not know, tell your family, you loved them. That has been this week's horoscopes.
Good NEWS for radio controlled airplane hobbyists,
it was unidentified viable black metallic trees that suddenly up.
Geared by the library back in June, and caused all.
Airborne objects above thirty feet to catch fire. Well, they ve
finally been cleared away as a new strip. Mall and parking lot are being developed, the night veil, airport, local bird watchers and that nice
Epileptic couple who run the emergency services helicopter are just pleased as pleased can.
Be about the news several petition
however, have cropped up from neighbourhood improvement organizations.
One Nita, Jefferson, head of
when such organization now
to or nothing said,
three days, they
or Us Jefferson,
then paused for several minutes without blinking and whispered again
three days before collapse,
thing into tears and loud moaning
Jefferson was then taken by helicopter to night
general hospital where she is?
Thirdly, in stable conditions this morning,
ever since lawyer issued a statement saying my client fully:
recognising the irony of this helicopter trip, but
he stands by her earlier pronouncement. Trees, trees, they are us
Meanwhile, I hear from you
us worthy informants that there
will be a pink bury at the new strip, mall
this just in on drawbridge gate. The city
Council said that, in response to this week's collapse, they will increase the project budget.
Twenty million dollars over the next forty years. The new
timeline for the bridge money for these extra
expenses will come from school lunch programmes, a sixty four
five percent hotel tax and
Two hundred and seventy six dollar bridge toll, which will be discussed
two two hundred and forty nine dollars with easy pass and now
for a station editorial large, expensive projects,
not uncommon midnight veil. We are a patient, but we're
brilliant little city, we have big dreams.
Sometimes scary, unforgettable dreams that repeat?
on the same date every year
and our shared by every person in town, but we make those big dreams come true, remembered the clock tower. It took
eight years and twenty three million dollars to build, and despite
invisibility and constant teleportation. It
it's a lovely structure that keeps impeccable time, it's a class.
His signature for night veils, growing skyline, unlike that hideous
sports arena desert
Beloved build last spring desert Bluffs cant do anything right! That's where Steve Carlsberg belongs, God what it shirk
now, though, whether the aim of both the most decided at that gave us also see a big it that there is no joint must again enabling isn't. It does not get the benefits of a movement that data for Sunday night does not against buggy. I gotta get the money back again and again left with laughter gagged lines with a guy. Like you got no fucking, know good, saying let me for trying to escape time, gonna break these dynamic economic dynamic. Secondly, again left with laughter myself, vaunted and legitimacy of the decisions, large old fashioned we must not abandon, haven't over and over and over. This takes with tax income at another time when a heavy monetarist, buddy monitor Monday money, money number Monday and sunken money for itself a villa geiger, because it was set up for this fish fish fish, FISH Bush, apparently.
The sheriff secret police agree with me about old, Steve, Carlsberg, dear
nurse. We just received a.
Port, from a reliable witness that two days ago, Steve
as whisked into the back of a windowless van only to Rio,
here earlier this morning, wearing thick head bandages,
I'm eating styrofoam shaped like an ice cream cone
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