An exciting conclusion to the day-long Sand Golem saga at City Hall. Plus, repairs at the bowling alley, Children's Fun Fact Science Corner, and who won that auction?
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There is no part one. This is part two.
Welcome to night they listeners, I won't waste your time. We capping everything that happened in the earlier part of this broadcast.
There were so many events of such tremendous impact and significance.
But they are surely locked forever in your memory. So let us
town within imperilled mayor and a
brutally injured, sheriff a town under attack,
A town in the middle of something that we are seeing through from start to finish, let us
Continue right, where we left off Harrison Kip,
professor of archaeology at the community College, announced once again that he is
super sorry about accidentally raising these sand column by
spurring sweet nothing's too, that talisman he found out in the desert. The team
six wealthy sponsors who backed this project, and
he has only ever spoken to by phone told him
This was what mysterious talismans light tat
means love to be delayed,
It will enable
The anonymous sponsors had told him, although they never mention that doing so, would cause a sand column to rise and turn against the humans around it.
Harrison said gravely
continuing most deaf,
or fleeing into the desert receding from human form to distant
conform to dot
two smudge to misplaced
so on. The horizon line to memory too vague recollection to an idea just out of reach to some
I knew long ago, but now cannot grasp enough to feel its absence.
The same column, along with thousands of Angor rabbits, which were
he's from the night bill, petting zoo by unknown malicious parties have reached
the upper floors of city Hall and our attack
anything that moves or doesn't move or just
exists anywhere on the spectrum of motion with it
huge sand fists and their soft harmless fur.
Director of emergency press conferences, PAMELA Winchell held a non emergency press conference explaining the
The situation seemed to urgent to distract everyone with the usual emergency press conference. She read a statement
written by mayor, Dana Cardinal indicated
that the mayor has given up on her previously announced plan to barricade the door and then
and found her subsequently announced plan to hide was ruined when she release the statement announcing it.
And so now she is
Don't her current plan
which is to fight to fight and to win,
listeners, I would gladly helped the mayor, but as I've been,
regularly expressing throughout the mornings, tragedies and this afternoon's attack
have conflicting feelings here. Yes,
Mayor Dana is a dear friend, and
the citizens of this town. I trust the most but but
the last time. I helped her
stone without my will not against
my will without
it was used as a puppet to save a good friend and good free
and though she is, it is
a feeling. I wished to experience again I'll tell
you what I think it is. I believe the culprit is
who ever bought lot. Thirty seven from the sheriffs secret police auction last year, lot
these seven one
radio host one, Sir
so polymer wind me
I believe, however, owns that lot has manipulated me into the role of hero like an action figure limp in
sticky hands of a child
I do not wish to be manipulated again
in that way that anyone who lives in all seeing authoritarian state is constantly manipulated for their own health and well being such of the wish of
to be manipulated in way,
nebulae did in ways that are good for them, but
all to say
Maybe someone else can help Dana this time more
more on this as soon as there has been.
Much and much before
structures. Work is already commencing at the bowling alley. After these shocking incident we reported,
earlier today. I.
Oh I'll, never look at one of those ball
turn machines the same way again.
Daddy Williams, said the space should again be available for bowling by Wednesday at the latest that league
I d set to continue as scheduled.
But he's had enough just enough,
There is only so much one person. You know
that one person can take
and that limit was reached several months ago and he's just
then coasting you know costing
his best, and now this now
this right now,
this. He doesn't know what next, what now
he doesn't know what he's going to do
probably not this anymore. He doesn't think how old,
We have to be to retire. How old is he he doesn't know the answer to those questions but he'll find out and then he'll know you know
oh he'll know and again Lee
night is continuing as scheduled, which, who
wouldn't be a good week. For me without
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Oh I'm sorry listeners there is a knocking on my studio window.
It is a man in a tan jacket holding a deer.
Her skin suit case, it is difficult to describe
his features as they escape my mind the moment my eyes leave his face.
Waving, indicating that he would like to come in and speak to me
presumably to all of you yeah.
Come on it, but how would we even get there I've never heard of that place. I.
I was just saying, I think someone was just speaking to me and to all of you.
I think someone was just speaking to me and to all of you out there about some
thing that seemed very important, but now.
Now I can't remember you
I heard him to do you.
For what he said. Oh, why my sweaty.
I think I remember him.
Offering me a note or some peace.
Of paper. I didn't take it.
Maybe I should have taken it. I don't know, speaking of no
I am being handed another one by in Turn Hannah. Hopefully it is
better than the note she handed me this morning during the earlier section of this broadcast. That was such an awful note. I mean
I don't have to tell you right so,
sad, sad and awful. You remember also kind of funny, though
just a pretty sad awful funny note really, but this notes
well. It seems that no no, no
No, no, it seems
once again during this recent bit of missing time, brave,
Radio host, Cecil Palmer has stepped in and helped Mayor Cardinal fight off the sand column and the Angora Rabbits Cecil, showing strength b.
On his stature.
The San galled him down, while Dana wiped away the writing on its forehead. That gave it unnatural life dispersing it.
Two inanimate sand
And then we just kind of shewed the rabbits. They were just right
that's and even in great numbers were not at all threatening this left
The mayor safe with only a few-
bumps and bruises and erect office covered with sand. That probably will never be completely cleaned away, certainly better than what
happened to the sheriff that poor man.
I'm being told that Mayor Cardinal indicated deep gratitude for my help, I'm being too
this because I do not remember this because
as I am certain now, the old
of lot: thirty, seven, the owner,
of Cecil Palmer once
again used me only to protect Dana. That is.
I'll have to think about what that is, but first
A continuation of our previous children's fun fact,
science corner children, its
our time to go check on those glass files we prepared earlier in the broadcast, if you mixed everything,
right and placed it in a warm dry place, like we told you too, you should
able to now observe the start of the tendrils, don't get close to them.
Its tendrils have a strong grip, one could call their grip, unbreakable or even poisonous. You might
also hear buzzing.
Do you hear buzzing listen closely? Science is all about observation right down what the buzzing sounds like in detail.
Draw a graph to show the buzzing what
The buzzing is telling you is that the thing in the vital has marked you as its prey. You need to run. Oh
you should have started running the moment. You heard the buzzing, I'm sorry honey. I should have said that before the rest of this stuff
If you don't hear anything, then congratulations, you can move on to the second part of the experiment, lay down plastic cheating in the room and we'll be back to give you the full instructions. Later
This has been part two of the children spun fact, science corner this day
He started bad and it does not apply.
Or to be getting better anytime soon. I
However, unwillingly and unconsciously help the mayor fight offer attackers, and yet even that
ACT was not enough to end this ordeal hired
Miss Daniels Literal FF
I've had a dragon and the faceless old
women who secretly leaves in your home both
Former mayor oil candidates have
Higgins City Hall once again captive IRA.
MS preventing any one from entering the front door using his massive body by
breathing and harsh language.
Mayor cardinal has issued a statement through her mouth shouting
out of an upper floor window that the faces
old woman is stocking. Her through city Hall, Dana can hear, bear
beat scattering across the whole way ceiling. Cancer
The memory of motion in the air, when she turns can feel breath on her neck.
Guy and cold like breath. Never is.
She has come for me.
Dana shouted may orally. I will not be
to avoid her forever. I will not be
to do anything for ever I room in response
Two questions asked by a group of lightly scorched secret police. Currently trying to tease and arrest him admitted that he and the faceless old woman
have been conspiring against the mayor for quite some time
Rinsing pebble eventual to enter a disastrous retirement staging.
Blatantly consumerist Christmas display involving a gift cards and an ancient monolith.
Freeing the antiques from their pen fund
The dig that lead Harrison kept to find the sand columns, talisman,
on and freeing the army of tiny people under laying five of the desert Flower Bowling Alley and arcade fun complex this morning, working too
sabotage the ultimately successful defence led by these sheriff today against the tiny army from which the shots,
miraculously emerged unscathed. Then
using these saw cyclone that swept through the.
Sheriff's office not
injuring him at all, but really messing up his draperies and then finally
sending the sheriff and angry letter which result
in these serious paper cut. He is currently recovering from and now
all of these measures unsuccessful in removing Dana from Power Hiram and the face
this old woman have been left with no choice but to attack the mayor directly.
Just try to stop us said Hiram
Just try I'd like to
You try puny immortals roared
another one of his heads, although not the one. You think.
Will certainly, I won't try. I've had enough of this.
Mayor saving business, my job is to report that is
I do reporting that is
are they call me what they call me
a journalist. Now let me report and only report
We are taking you all to the wall.
Gets down like a snake lie down in my conviction, even when I heard be an upstanding. Well, love about town thing, your child's mind how it goes down, but I try the losing side. I don't want to die and I don't want to die in written down into the new died without any reservation is bound by breaking point. Congratulations spent most of my life. My better overboard shoot him waiting to get them. I don't want to die and I don't want to die and stay good under pressure for years and president than one that all the trash laying down a mocking. I hear in one piece: I don't care what comes after drive the way towards the bridge. I don't want to die
here. I am listeners whoever I am.
Here it is the me
If that is whichever me I am, you can guess what happened. I think one
Again, it was brave Cecil who saved the mayor, throwing his body.
Between her and the wrath of the faceless old woman and high room
It was not an easy fight and not an easy fight for
you to remember.
Here is what I know:
remain Daniels is no longer at city Hall. With my help, the secret.
Police almost apprehended him, but our efforts, while just enough to
bent his continued siege words.
Under what was needed to capture a literal, five headed dragon and in the scuffle Hiram disappeared,
He could be anywhere sweets.
Le Maria the secret lost pet.
Is what else I know. The faceless old woman who secretly leaves in all of our homes was unable to complete her.
Plans against our mayor and is now secretly living in
Woman who secretly leaves in all of our homes, was unable to complete her malicious plans against our mayor.
And is now secretly living in all of our home. Still she did not
need to change anything in order to hide these
the rebels who are again.
The mayor rightfully chosen for us by forces. We do not understand, will not rest quietly. I have no doubt of it.
I know that there is more coming as always. This is what I know
here- is what I do not know the owner of lot- thirty seven who bought
me at that auction and did nothing with their prize for so long
it now, use me again and again with one purpose: to protect.
One person Dana Cardinal Mayor Cardinal, my friend
here is who I do not know but thought I did Dana Cardinal, my friend and
I am starting to fear
I am starting to doubt the
owner of lot. Thirty seven
I would be so invested in protecting her and only her Dana, is it you,
Could it be he couldn't it couldn't it couldn't it still, but still
stay to next for part, three, an part four and many more parts, each
succeeding moment after the one before and some you will hear- and some you will not end
There will be true exactly, but all of them
we'll, be an honest attempt at the most accurate fiction possible good night to our
recuperating sheriff good night.
To a mayor. I once thought I knew good night
the old woman Josie and the rest of the bubbling team I'll see what league night and good night night veil good night.
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