Mysterious lights and sounds are coming from Radon Canyon. Plus, tips on how to win the town lottery, our newest (incorporeal) School Board member, and the abandoned mineshaft finally gets HBO!
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next Saturday is the big lottery, drawing listeners ride out in full
City Hall and York
unity. Radio station has put together a few helpful tips for winning
The lottery is of course mandatory, but how?
Can you get the best odds for drawing a blank white paper and not one of the purple pieces
means you'll, be ceremoniously dissembled and eaten by the
all that the night veil petting zoo when makeshift carnival
I know that some of you, young people, this lottery, seems like a barbarous, outdated tradition, but if
not for municipally plan citizen sacrifice each quarter. How else?
we find satisfactory, meets to feed those sad scrawny animals so
now are the three eyes of playing the lottery?
I won identify
Learn to sense, colors, purple
a greedy or emotional aura than white I to ignite
set fire to your home one. It's not true that rules refuse to eat arsonists. It's a scientific fact that their unable to detect the presence of one
If you happen to draw a purple peace, impersonate, someone who drew of white piece, you might be mistaken for a person who was colorblind. This, of course, will leave two months of painful color re education at City Hall, but in most cultures, that's better than being eaten by wolves, also make sure to visit the food truck Festival, which will be downtown as part of the lottery festivities. Popular truck treats include korean barbecue, vegetarian Chile and Veal ice cream. Carlos
this stations, favorite scientist no offense
You doctor Dubinsky in the night veil, community College Chemistry Department dropped by
they are broadcast location earlier this morning for a little chat, sadly, did
or weaken plans were not among the topics. However, Carlos did request that
We ask listeners for anyone who saw a series of bright colorful flickers coming from radon canyon this past weekend. These flickers
would have also been accompanied by unintelligible noises
possibly some form of coded communication or signal jamming technique called
suggested that there could be some very sinister forces at work here. He D,
To be interviewed, live clay,
Only that he was scared for US scare
for all of us in our strange town.
Then he drove away quickly in his economical but attractively sporty hybrid coop
If anyone out there knows anything about these other worldly lights and sounds. Please contact us immediately.
Night veil, school superintendent, Nick Ford announced.
Today that the glow cloud has joined the school board, the glow,
loud passed over the entirety of night veil several weeks ago,
helping small and large animal carcasses
controlling our thoughts and tertiary muscle groups and erasing every last recording device
we're still unsure the glow cloud even existed.
As no one remembers it, nor
is any digital record of it. If not for a few.
Intrepid citizens who used old fashioned pens and pencils too
cord the event in their diaries, we would
I've, no remaining knowledge of that day, I of course, can only
Thank those journal, writers anonymously here on the air as the
Veil City Council long ago band, writing utensils, along with margarita, glasses and barcode scanners.
And I dont want to get my fellow reporters in any trouble with the sheriffs secret police.
According to Superintendent Ford, the glow clouds visit on that nearly
forgotten day was simply an effort.
Find a nice neighborhood with good schools to raise a child. Now, what kind of progeny a powerful
formless cloud of noxious nightmares and spiritual d,
destruction might produce. I dare not even speculate
But I do know one thing- that little cloud is going to get one heck of an education
in the night Veils school district and isn't it heartening to hear that that little puff
despairs, father or Mother Wilson
early on the school board. I mean
No matter how good the school, a student
only get out as much as the parents put in. We should all take
Such an impact full role in our children. Scholastic lives,
specially you Steve, Carlsberg, you'd,
do anything except bring unacceptably dry scones to Peter meetings and take grammar.
Clean disastrous minutes on your shifts. As meetings
secretary get it together, Steve Superintendent, Ford offered the following statement of support:
for the newest school board, member or
Neil for the glow cloud, sacrifice: pestilence
All hail the glow
cloud and now traffic.
This morning I saw a running man. He passed by my home panting limping running desperate. I tried
stop him, but he would not meet my eye. This
noontime. I saw a running man. He was coming down from the mountain holding a bag. His knees were bloody and face covered in tears. This evening I saw a running man. He was leaving town legs pumping like a terrified heart. I think
he was missing and is it
that he wouldn't meet my eye or that he had no eyes.
I wish I could remember
all over. I wish I could remember
This has been traffic.
New billboards have appeared all over town bearing
the image of a turkey sandwich
and the single word harlot in
large block letters these
oh boards, have caused some confusion. Both
due to their ambiguous message and to the fact that the entire
our structure of the billboards
T realized overnight in places bill
words are not usually constructed, such as
the living rooms of local homes
the middle of busy thoroughfares, causing
multiple car accidents and
one case directly through
Hu, a living dog who is now
appeared harmed by the addition to his body and as care
the entire billboard around town while going about his usual canine business. The department of
health and human services. Recent
he claimed responsibility for the billboards saying
they were part of a campaign to promote nutrition and health.
Living among children, the
Original draft of the release also mentioned something about and offering to a long dead God, but this was
third to fund active.
Life. Styles are important for kids of all ages in a subsequent addendum
We are receiving several phone calls from listeners and from the parks department that those Flickr
lights and unintelligible noises we reported on earlier we're coming from the pink Floyd,
or peons have laser spectacular allegations
Carlos about this, and he said that
the situation is even worse than he
mention weaken plans,
sport scandal has shook our quiet little town, the night veil
scorpions, have faced multiple allegations of possible gain tampering, this football season, representatives for the desert, but
school district speaking an unpleasant and how
pitched voices, indicative of weakness of will and character complained,
the regional football and Traffic Code authority that night veil quarterback
Michael, send arrows recently grown. Second head counts as a twelve men on the field. Thus-
invalidating the winds brought on by his also recently acquired superhuman.
Agility and strength, the or asked
You see a said that they would look
into these allegations with the utmost seriousness, along with their concur,
current investigation into whether night veils, invisible crosswalk policy is actually a desperate bid.
To save town funds at the cost of pedestrian lives.
Meanwhile, the school board
is due to announce its decision in their ongoing hearings as to whether appealing to angels for a win constitute
illegal game tampering.
Several angels, agreed to testify at the hearings. However,
Her testimonials were cut short when it became apparent that the here
Things were actually elaborate traps set up by the City Council to finally captured the angels, whom the council does
recognize as actually existing. Fortunately,
angels easily escaped from their cages in a blaze of heavenly liked.
Presumably returning to old woman Joseph House out near the car lot
which has become something of an informal shelter for local angels. When
about the controversy over his teams winning record coach. Now,
Our mood you he said
our boys are good boys. There
the boys at football,
we wyndham with the boys, the football,
then he smiled vacantly wave
No one and wandered off in the direction of the woods.
More on this story as it develops.
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Exciting news about the abandoned mine, shaft outside of town, where people who vote incur
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it should be. Oh on demand will be made available to prisoners during their indefinite detention. All your
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police announced they will be
randomly executing one prisoner a day until all
incorrect votes are corrected.
thing said: the council, in a very stern
We are receiving word from the city council that there was absolutely not a pink Floyd
multi media laser spectacular this weekend at Radon Canyon,
There never was a pink Floyd multimedia laser spectacular ever near night. Veil, pink Floyd is not even a thing.
Said the council in a very stern but quiet statement just
saved by me here, the phone. The count
and this is strange- the entire council not
As the representative of the council, the entire council
issued this statement all
speaking in unison just now over the phone.
That night veil citizens are prohibited from discussing any lights or sounds coming
from radon Kenyan this past weekend and that they
just stop remembering pink Floyd shows all together
The council reiterated that there is no way that they are huge Floyd fans privately using public funds on a laser powered seance to talk hard.
Rock in classic jams with the ghost of original front. Man said, bear it and that Sid
wouldn't even say anything juicy anyway, because he is such a gentleman and an artist. This did not happen at all, so listeners,
we urge you to look away from radar
virtue, your eyes ears.
And memories from that which
is no longer allowed. You comfort,
a structure with dense food until
the vision programme, as the
old adage goes a life.
Of pain, used, the pay
you can never escape it. Only
Hope it hides unknown
drawer like a poisonous spider,
comes out again. Even though
it probably will in unexpected, and
being able to comfortably conduct even the most.
Mundane day or tb tasks, or at least
That's my grandparents always phrased it, and now the weather
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Teddy Williams, over at
he desert Flower Bowling Alley and arcade fun. Complex has an update on the doorway into that
asked underground city, he found in the pin retrieval area of laying five
He says that every window of the city is now
a glowing both day and night, and he heard the shouts and footsteps
of what sounded like an army marching upwards toward the world above
He also said that, given that
Nothing really matters now bowling
his half off and each game,
comes with a free basket of wings.
Nothing like those desert flower wings. Let me leave you with this. Dear listeners, we lead frantic lives, filled with needs and responsibilities, but completely devoid of any actual
purpose. I say: let's try to enjoy the simple things. Life should be
like a basket of chicken wings, salty. All of that,
and surrounded by celery, you'll, never actually eat
even when your greedily sopping up the last viscous streaks
buffaloes sauce from the wax paper with your spit stained index finger, yes, that is, as life should be night, fail
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