Night Vale High School’s AP Auto Shop teacher demonstrates some of his inventions at the Museum of Forbidden Technologies. Plus, a visit from an adorable puppy, an update on the Trial of the Century, and a look at the Community Calendar.
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Welcome to, let's start things off with the community calendar. This, after,
soon the museum of forbidden technologies will be hosting elect,
you're by night Veil highs, AP, auto shop, teacher Nick Teller, here
be demonstrating some fun devices. He
came up with, while tinkering around in his garage.
As usual for talks at the museum Nick will be covered with a burlap tarp
White noise machine will be played through a state of the art, surround sound system so that
a dangerous and secret technology can accidently be learned about Tuesday
be the annual day in which we leave offerings of fruit and roll lades for the Eternal Scouts
on display in front of city hall. These brave children right
It was through the ranks from Boyscout too,
Eagle scout blood Pact scout
Weird scout dread not scout dark scout and fear scout.
Before finally achieving the rank of eternal scout.
Now. These two brave boys, Frank and party, stand,
in their glass cases as they have
for almost three years with wide.
Unseeing eyes. Why
unseeing mouths and long
Seeing air it is rumoured
that one day and night veils hour of
greatest need the eternal scouts? Will awake and walk among us once again
till then we all bow our heads in silent, reverence so that we don't have to look at them because they are very creepy
we all look at the ground instead, because the ground is not creeping except that it
consumes your body when your body no longer belongs to eat ones,
is take your daughter to work day, Wednesday,
I use put your daughter to work day Wednesday
his teacher daughter how to do whatever simple task it is. You are paid to do and then, when she has mastered it slip away and leave her as your replacement day. If you do not have a daughter, one will be assigned to you
If you do have a daughter or use
are you do.
Thursday is a lost cause. Why even bother with
Thursday. We all tried and tried, and still Thursday, is what it is. That's all give up hope for Thursday and just let it do it's thing.
Friday evening, legendary rock band the clash and the great
Amy Wine are joining together for a free concert in Europe,
There will be a sale at dark. I will records with
breathing wildly reduced in price, cheapest of all set
dark. I will owner Michel win we'll be there.
Idea of art, which has been degree,
did to a point where it holds no recognisable value. It's like what
are even mean outside of the intention to make art said win in
statement she burned into my long this morning
and just the intention to make art alone define what it is. Anyway, you can take art for all
care. I moved on to the intricate fractal happenstance of Nature Lake years ago she concluded, if there's a
particular album you're looking for. Please do ask for it by name so that Michel can know. The album is too well known now and she can put every
Copy she owns in the garbage with all the rest of the popular music
Andy is someone else's problem. What you have to worry
But every day yourself, this has been the community calendar,
my former in turn, Maureen has dropped by the studio and, oh my God
she has the most adorable beagle poppy withered Luke you lucky I near to oh, of course, hello, Maureen
you are also here- yes hi whatever- I guess high marine- it's just
a delight to have you and your little body here. I bet it's delight. Ok, what's been new with you, let's see oh yeah, I had to start a new internship because I still need those credits to graduate the new internships.
Pretty sweet. I guess I led an army or whatever you lead, an army or whatever it doesn't matter. I mean I don't have to. If you could write my intern credit letter for school, I wouldn't have to do this
an internship I could just graduate. Oh, your new internship sounds just great. I hope your truly applying herself I've been talking with another former in turn of yours. By the way, oh Dana,
So proud of her my best in turn, ever
she's really doing some great things for this town. You know she's mayor now, right, I know their cargo is everything's about Dana. Isn't it oh look at me? I get college grades and I get to be mare not like Maureen Maureen has to lead an army,
or whatever, to get those credit and army whatever it's not important did sounds kind of important both does it is that what sounds important? You know that there are people starving to death somewhere
my God, where we should help them. I don't know,
let's wasn't being specific, wasn't actually suggesting making the world a better place was just using theoretical human suffering is
selection. Oh, have you been taking those art of conversation classes at the community college to a receptionist. Lance got me into these
asses and I've learned so much about how to better talk with people techniques like intense almost
invasive listening- and
salute denial of the reality of truth and
changing the subject, your best line of defence in Europe
be a credit letter or not. That's a good question. Another good.
Question is a good one.
Are you. The good bull dog is obviously he's beagle. Therefore, he's a good boy. This was a mistake, I'll talk to you later or whatever,
more whatever than later boy booty gloody suitable to dog. I would do anything for that. Little face that tiny adorable face in those flabby dummy years. I would do everything. Oh no, the big
leaving in the arm
Maureen Maureen, is also leaving Dubai Marine. It was nice of you to do
by and talk about your work,
ever it was. You were talking about listeners she
leaving in the company of that same boy. I saw her with a couple weeks ago. The one with the baseball cap pulled low over his face. I definitely recognize him. Where do? I know him from
man I'm certain. This won't come up again. I wouldn't worry about it. A small up to
On my previous community calendar announcement, things have gone.
Off track during a
The auto shop teacher Nick tellers presentation on his inventions, it seems,
that he somehow accidently remove the unsecured burlap tarp from his body and turned off
the switch from the white noise machine next to him, thus far,
The usual safeguards against learning his cabin
The audible talk covered, simple life, hacks he's developed to lower your electric bill. The fur
is a way of transmitting energy over great distances to that end.
He held up a little light bulb not visibly attached to any power source. The power mixer
came wirelessly from a coil situated twenty six miles away in the desert here,
other power saving tips included, setting your thermostat just a bit higher, improving the insulation in your home and use
free energy generator. He invented that can provide power for an entire household indefinitely on now
You will at all
the world government has made a statement
poligized for the technical errors that are allowing this speech to be heard.
Have released a response that consists of just the words not
drawn in red crayon on construction paper. So too,
interesting sides to consider in this story. Update,
the trial of the century as four of the five,
heads belonging to five had a dragon. Hiram Mcdaniel are tried for their role in the attempted coup against our beloved mayor. The first witness of the trial was
college to the stand tricked by it was Harrison and their co
professor of archaeology, yet the night bail community college. He was once tricked by high rooms heads and there
HO conspirator, the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your head
into summoning a sand gala that wreaked havoc throughout night veil. We covered all this, of course, in our two part report. Last year,
Harrison had been so ashamed of his role in the destruction that he fled into the desert to live the life of a simple hermit.
Lee reaching out to civilization to procure the bare necessities of life
and occasionally get on Skype to remotely teach classes and hold office hours. Mr Kip did his best to describe what had happened,
but mainly all that happened is that he was tricked into raising a sand gul em. So his testimony wasn't that interesting. The only highlight came when he was asked about his months out in the desert. He indicated that he found the desert, mostly peace
but that he had recently seen something in the middle of the night that had disturbed him. He seemed very shook up about it.
Slumping forward and mumbling. What was, I believe, the word appalling over and over that part
his testimony probably didn't mean anything and probably doesn't indicate anything is going to happen as that famous
tv lawyer, Buffy, the vampire
your Slayer, always says in her big closing arguments. Bass prefer,
comments is not a predictor of fuel.
The results Nick tellers,
each at the museum of forbidden technologies is disease
strictly continuing to be heard by attendees and
even more disastrously. The contents of this speech are being repeated on the radio
moved on from his energy tips to reminisce a bit about some projects of his that didn't go exactly according to plan. For instance, he said
He once did some work on a boat in Pennsylvania and a few mixed
calculations meant that, instead of the boat becoming invisible as planned, it jumped through both pie
and parallel universes horribly,
altering every human on board, but Nick
I want to emphasise. He didn't
failures like that get him down. Even though that forty
killer. Failure was so spectacular that he had to change his name and fake his death in order to evade the consequences of this
though, hearing it is completely legal, as is probably
Putting it on the radio would see more from.
As I continue to accidentally, tell you what he is saying, but first today's traffic, a spectrum of grey.
The topmost gray is that of sunlight filtered through high altitude clouds.
Then through lower altitude, haze, darkening down on a Manu chromatic spectrum toward dirt that his grey or appears
gray, due to the equality of light built up from the dirt. Our great buildings full of Grey
people speaking greatly yes,
I'll, have another slice of pi. They say he's
This is looking as good as this pie. They say, pie, tastes, good
and is better nutritionally than most people think they say. Colourless
Tom words, grey
faces slacking onto gray, necks and gray bodies, gray dreams of a great future. That is neither good nor bad, but just what's next a grey life,
leave to greatly
gray, dreams through gray nights, electric lights too bright to ever. Let dark settle into dark, no great absence. To contrast, the stars: no rich black of the void, a grey night
gray dreams, gray, life gray, words, gray, buildings in a grey world and the light graze Greyly through the gray MRS, been traffic,
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well it's almost time for our brother report and, I have to admit, I'm surprised. I'd have thought, give
some of the forbidden information. We ve been repeating from Nick Teller that we would have been shut down by now.
But maybe I was wrong wrong wrong about ran out that shot down by now wrong wrong long long.
brother, you again,
You say to withstand your split laws that land and saw you please last said last evening, shot hatch
Finally, back listeners, I'm sure
you ve noticed over the past several days that our usual broadcasts had been replaced by harsh buzzing and the occasional shout of your not hearing
right now. This isn't sound, as I had kind of hoped
the world government, shut down our station, which meant that I got a couple weeks off.
He'd been needing a break and the extra legal closure of my place of work and the forced
education of all of us who work there gave me just the chain
Hence I need it
between re education sessions. I did a number of household chores that needed doing, painting
cleaning and the like the picking up
and the putting down and amending and the clearing
reciting. My lawn after Michel burned her statement into it. I had some quiet time.
I re watch the entire series of Buffy, the vampire slayer
does love at the end of every episode after she successfully wins the big court case when she's,
look cigars and cracks wise with her law, firm partner angel, not so good.
We also dropped in on Nick Teller at his auto shop in the high school. He just finished up.
Eating the cars and was grading some papers, but he kindly made time for a chat. I asked him if he wished things had turned out for him differ.
If you wish tat, he had had to flee his old life and come to.
This town, where his best inventions are suppressed by order of the world government. He smiled no
He said honestly, I get it. The world is now
I ve been accepting of what I do and I am happy with my life here. I,
teaching auto shop. I like working with young people, I like
guiding them into a life of creating new things. That will never see the light of day because they threatened the system as it is, and the powers as they are
I was glad that he seemed to have found peace in his life. He said he was too. After all, he said
What other choice would I have it's not like? I could go back and fix my mistakes or wait. He turned pensively
and told me that he had some old papers. He wanted to look through for purely nostalgic reasons and asked if I could leave him to it, and so I did list
Yours, maybe at some point Nick one
to be something other than he wise, but
what doesn't mean. He is beholden to that dream. He once had it's ok
for him to be all right with who he is now. Acceptance is not failure
Sometimes, acceptance is just acceptance. Of course one was
always be open to new dreams and new ambition, and if, at some point Nick
sides that he no longer wants to be and Ap Auto shop teacher or if he decides he wants to alter history, so he will never have even come here
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