For a guy who’s been working at the top of the comedy scene since the 1970s, George Wallace has held a lot of other identities too. He was a computer engineer, a rag salesmen, an ad executive, and a real estate investor. Even within the comedy world, George kept an eclectic profile, working with musical acts like Tom Jones, operating a Vegas showcase for himself, and finding newfound popularity with his Twitter feed. George also tells Marc about his enduring friendship with Jerry Seinfeld.
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talks. I had with people who passed away in men
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thing I like to do, but it something I'm happy to do,
They also reminds me of my own life, expect
its of where I was what I was doing. Two thousand and thirty.
Cain driving the Beverly Hills to talk to
Larry King, who is upset with me because
We had gotten the times crossed up. I
I thought I was on time. He thought I was late, but it's
it's a moment in time and he will be matched but death. No one can say he didn't live a full life.
It's always sad when people pass, but it's.
a little more understandable when they're all this fuck, but
yeah. Today, on the show I talk to George Wallace, the comedian
probably seen him doing stand up somewhere. Even if you
What you want to stand up easily have been doing it everywhere for decades.
I got him a win. A renewed popularity because of his twitter feed he's got a new book out
called Bull twit and what not
and yeah I'll talk to him.
Sort of amazing I haven't talked to him. Yeah he's guided,
started in New York, is one these guys. You know any.
Europe is a comedian one of the things you deal with deep,
I'm a club. If there's a club, that's an old club, it's been around for a long time. There are few comedy clubs that come to,
mine. Certainly the comedy store here in LOS Angeles, but like Jeannie's in Nashville, where.
There's just hundreds of heads shots of people from back in the day and ass
young comic any when you work these club. If there were more than back in the data road club
said. Tat lasted through the eighties, had been there since the beginning, and you
walk around looking at these pictures and you wonder like what one of whose Zack I what happened to that guy. I still do
I used to do a joke about that that Thea rather comedies the
walk into the common history, just like hundreds of edged shots, vague
our of sadness. Were you you ve played it?
game, oh yeah would have happened that guy.
probably ended. Ok, maybe not, but whatever
But I just remember: George was his picture at the comic Strip in New York, another one of those places where it was just a strange black and White
promotional shot of him as a preacher. Hours
indeed like what was that about so that was interesting.
talk to him about about that? I don't know. What's gonna happen, none of us do
I know we feel better now that we ve been released from this hostage.
situation from this brain fucking
That we have had to go through this toxic brain fucking them
american fascistic swarm, but I do think
I have to acknowledge. I dont know about you.
But because of what I ve experts
over the last year with the the
death of someone I loved in the joy
admiral condition of Plague and Donald Trump?
presidency, as I believe that I am experiencing some PTSD
and I think we all aren't, I think, its ongoing. I think we ve adapted to this isolating life or to this walk down life and whoever
however, many of you having to go to work every day and live in that the sort of fear of that
Have we many of you who needed who are vulnerable were older at getting the vaccine and feeling a little bit more safety, but
There is a ptsd that we're gonna have to get through. I think I don't know.
I don't know where this goes by just hope.
taking care of yourself, I have begun a
I've been told that I should do for years, but I
doing it and I've added some yoga to it.
can the day not too far back, but you in the last decade I used to do yoga once a week. Some hot flow,
the ogre with joy.
what the hell we would, why am I here?
and Ivan doubting years, but I've I bought a nice Matt and I've got it right. Next to my dad get out of bed, I do a few son
salutations, and then I
it Crossway, didn't I throw on their head space app and I don't know if that's
It's weird cause. I wish you that guy ok take a few deep, breaths, breathing Thea knows how three a mouth.
Ok, he give you a pep talk. Some kind creativity is something we all want to do, but I can't quite to his voice, but I'm finding that
the guided meditation thing. You know we have first like. If you have a thought, you know don't get mad. Whatever get back to you,
body get back in your breath, but the other he's talking. I get your point
play meditation where I was right there and then you had a good one. Tell me to call my brethren count, your breaths up to ten in and out one hundred and twenty three
just pay attention. It's like. I was always in it
right there I do.
We seem to get there after about ten minutes to him. When he's
as time open your eyes and, like I just got in it now been standing in a little longer again. Dont know what it does. I D
I don't know what it's for. I dont
oh, why? But I'm doing it because it can.
fuckin hurt, and God knows I have the time.
and the other guy need to stretch cause I'm compulsively exercising the maintain my sanity and I'm fifty seven fucking years old and I wake up and I feel
Like I'm broke, it I feel, like
the entire machine needs fuckin oil. I feel like
my God, is this the way
gonna be for the rest of it said he,
August helping the breathings helping its all helping
But it's weird: isn't it man it's?
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and it's sort of like he's bringing always together it sort of it kind of talking about the shift in the business, but it such
great green, great to watch movies ass, a watchdog,
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Shit, the end its kind
is sad but their satisfying, but I do not know why you would take that story personally and sort of couch
it in kind of an inn, Indy comedy framework or or a slight camping
to it. You know this like because, like the sometimes if you, if you make a fair
that is heavy, I mean this is
A real examination and and revenge tale about talks,
masculinity is at what. If what, if you play that straight
in the way of like what, if you're just a approached it as a real
human story, without kind of buffering it with this kind of
indy camping us. I don't know, I'm not saying it's a bad movie and and
and I was satisfied at the end of it, but I dont know FAO. Remember it in the way that I would remember like there's a like there's, an old
on eastward movie
that is similar in theme called son.
impact which you really delivered a message about.
Bomb. Female rage
around helplessness in the face of abuse,
and the most toxic of
masculinity, rape, murder.
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it was satisfying at the end, but those are my issues.
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George Wallace. His new book is both twit and what not,
It is available. George Wallace dot net end. This is me talking
the comedian, George Wallace, see me George, caused by man. Of course, I know that is alot where you act
Do you remember what kinda a really
you're down Edwina serve. That is that, where you come from
I'm always in Atlanta Ma Am
right now, my candle was one more from where I was born, so
you sure, you're living down there.
we live in New York City and I live in LAS Vegas and I live in LOS Angeles. Do you actually have you own places in all those places,
I'm seventeen probably thought myself again do drugs. He had you not
we can do and what was meant a lot of money in two thousand and two thousand nine in LAS Vegas them here, and I just farmers are buying cheap properties, and I really screwed up is that when a
others gown measure you by man. You can buy a lot. You everybody in any new properties now have enough. I'm trying to get rid of them now confronting each other private, especially underdog solely because men, as is a birch, and you know. If you know New York, is not your primary address.
The add another two and a half percent to your blog to your might maintenance. A really
mine is a main is as high as they are less one want to sell my place. Have they know when you're not leaving their primarily just because a doorman rats you out? How do they know because
When you file your taxes, you have to let you know when you get a New York tax filing into places. Yes, so you can't do that.
so Atlantic. How are you have down there?
I don't know. I'm just uses a quarantine again done in March fourteen years since it
one of the most modern month, Amazon over the world, but I got a lot of family in Atlanta.
So I'm here and I'm pretty strict about quarantining and the house since March.
what did very seldom I go out. I owe my food is delivered to the door. My really groceries,
and our deliveries whenever I go to
doctor and I'm really scared to go to the doctor.
Yeah, you got the covert John, yes, their! Congratulations. Thank you
much more than a call, my doctor call them all and larger dogmas. Allow me to start asap Viana do the first one and nobody could get it, and my guess is I gotta dosage.
You come to Morrow Morning now Jane will will bring you ends up. I was there and I'm
I'm in Atlanta Homo the CDC, so
african american people still a little shaky
I'm getting a because experiment. We went through many years ago, but the sickness Java took to leave Tuskegee jail. The cascade
trials, not good. You'll! Get another child: now I don't know, I just know: I'm old and I've got the shot. I want to be in the number, but we're all in on it. Now, if it's a trial, it's on all of Us George, this time we're all going down. Did you get a shot, not not old enough? You fucker your sex
Fifty seven brow, fifty seven percent learn that budgets are isolated and sign, thought that it all now, sadly wordy girdle.
you got it in your city, Wifey home to healthy, sixty six
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You know it was amazing. Judge was like number fifty on the list with worse conditions, just didn't get it. It wasn't distributed properly.
but it was around right. I mean it was around, so you can,
the few guys you're? Like you know, a guy's got some work.
Oh my god knows what do you know anything? Let me know and through some way, somehow he got dosages went there, I'm so sorry,
You know you're my job as a job, right, jokes and yet some senator and amber.
my mask on my she'll, our man.
Ask your worship. Allow me, alas, is our everything yeah, but I didn't
shooting incidents, but I took part in the Doktor S office,
none of those patients, the culprits,
Smelter they're gonna walk the thought of it so that that was there
as for the day if they were, if they were therefore covered test, they got one from your ass, though
I'm so that they do not cause everything. You know, I'm an open up, my own testing sites,
so I shall be doing part jokes, but but it did work. You know
You talk to another comedian in England about far jokes. Far jokes have been around since the beginning of time. George far chokes always
his work, no matter how cheap they are, everybody enjoys a far choke. Would you say that again, that's the patent leather belt Newport, just one, not people laugh at you better. You grew up budgets of always were always
he's been there, yet they, I think it's just as you get older people expect more area. That's bullshit!
always what works? The most some big simplicity or you want to be
fart guy, you I'll be afar. Guy I'll talk about so much,
it doesn't matter. You know me, I don't play by the rules and we'll talk about anything and everything. I really don't have a show, I'm quite never.
Talking to you, because I have absolutely nothing to talk about, and it's gonna be with you like an hour, but what the hell am I gonna save one hour when I mean it
is interesting because, like I've known of view and about you and I've, seen you around since you know, since I started doing comedy, you know so, there's like
it's one of those areas where you're a guy that I don't really know how you started. But you know you were around in New York with that whole
second wave a guys
yeah yeah, but like Europe,
you're born at Atlanta and what happened Margie outward,
how'd, you end up in New York, but let me go
So I really wanted to be a comedian since other six years. Why who'd you she risk help? Oh yeah, red skeleton,
also wrote scale, mother, a Red box or something
applause, Johnny, Carson and on tv.
To the end
a clearer than high school? What I'll do I'll be doubled here? These guys on tv on Thursday night
like those and I was like twenty nine on Carson right now.
the next one I go to school and I'll do the jokes and people would laugh hell. I didn't know you do not listen to the party records with the Red Fox and just speak
Mamma Mamma mobile in people I jump at your parents have em
there's a lot about you know when they went away biblical party records.
because they were dirty. I got some of those you have
I've got some old Red Fox Party record. Yet again, I gotta take me records.
Pick me whether I do you gotta do that man. I got one of my favorite photos. I bet I want my committee's under my committee is agreeable to get richer private deck amounts. Maybe
Read books are even J J walkers on their. I get a lot of
people with you pictures with you,
with me or Bilbil, only I'm, even judging Walker.
come along and commonly through user,
worker would not have had a job, I'm not gonna, be demanded of them job you, so you started
don't comedy in high school or no
No, I would look Georgette. I want Ohio, daddy,
I've been a degree in transportation. How'd you decide on transportation.
because I always love job, not bother travel and we want all over the country- and I just love travelling and get in the car get on. My dad was a butcher.
the travelling butcher of work,
you're a lonely. What was swift and company should waive Evelyn
I know that does but about Europe in those people say
oh buddy always travel and I think,
I learned that to this day, people that
double a smarter than most people,
the travel alone was going on in the world, is so important
What do you do? Travel hope you travel to EU jobs
well, you know when we go to work when we are able to work around the raw allow longbow long bombing. Do you sometime like take off from what we do?
because when we work we work,
understand us stand out about US ways. Are we gonna? Do we got on board
to cleave and I'm going to Chicago and unity
Call your family, then on understand you hear you
Romania, the bullshit- I guess so, but I try to get around, don't you get around when you go to work, I if I try to see the city sometimes like
I've worked in Europe, our travel around a little bit. I travel a bit, probably not as much as I should do you or I do
I was John two hundred fifty thousand a year,
the call last would do hunker go back D. Ancona do more shows there, but you
travel without working. Yes, I do
like. I said I get to run until two thousand and easily Eileen.
Does your old man. I love that aeroplanes big get up and at Sea
You just asked me: what do I look? Normally, my low crazy answer is alive. At United, a delta fly
applying love learning.
the traveller human of cultures and would you like to go where have you been? You know momentum, Shanghai, Two's too, to us.
Singapore to Dubai, to Georgia,
his bird where'd, you go back to
do you like I've been there are many times square.
I used to go to Spain six times
because that's what a new bridges and freaks were. I can
hopefully that America, but I used to be a freak in Spain. Yes, secret freak ears, secret tat, spanish freak, yet nobody gets a little love ya
your citizens that others near began to another one new another. What nude on a bit, but I used to love gone to the new beaches, so you were there
break. It looked at the nude people wearing your trot. I swear to God. I've used
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what's on your mind,
Hello business argues agenda, Mama Disease and love, but you know
is about thought about his dinner and they're. Ok with it
it is ok to watch that in mind.
All my life than others,
a larger do that people would like to do that in the but children all over the world are going to do by a love of the like devise, an interesting city. I dunno, maybe they're not
but do you, but you must have done stand up. Their rights are just let us not start up everywhere. I go Lubyanka. Africa, too, must address.
In places, would be China and on com,
I did stand up in Beijing and within Hooker.
Beijing that I didn't expatriate Ex Pat gig, and it was we
to be their man. It's events to be in China,
the Beijing is intense, because it's a regal city, Caroline Washington D C,
But when you get to showing how you know saying hi is about
reset it world Shanghais?
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because more modern in New York City?
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Malta has everything well,
Other countries are doing well to, even though that being a communist city is what was that
hell is going on, there
and sit on a strict like to do, and we are sitting in ongoing disputable by Beijing is crazy. I've never seen so many different types of bicycle vehicles, yeah and
for just like getting haircuts on the street and their cell and kittens out of which is one of genocide and probably levels right yeah. So, yes, you think this would not be a pot of communism with all. What would you think? That's not come, let's commercial too.
We might wonder why we I mean it. I don't think there's any straight up definition of communism anymore. It's so did stowed dug in there doesn't mean you can't sell kittens on the street. There's other reasons you progress, shouldn't cell kittens hearings will also, as our kids and chicken those lights all gathered seven dollars. My problem is like our these for food or pets. That's where I had a problem with understanding. What are these kittens for?
Well, I never thought about it like that
where this lesson
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sorry buried there I get. I met a girl, you know what is good and silent Mcdonald's. We're Donald!
you see, I think they used are all formula with the french fries
the Greece. You know it
You know what I did notice. So when I was in Beijing, those were the only two logos I understood by guy
like everything, all the other signs that you know what they said, but, unlike others, the bucket there's, the arches,
you'd. Be surprised how you one really Beijing and you go down to Shanghai REACT and you will see
You know you got your heart and as ice cream, you get your Starbucks copy.
why so different in Hong Kong is just like America to be honest because you're, not hunger was a british colony. So the first language wasn't English.
yeah. I don't know if it has any more. They took. Ninety nine, ninety, ninety nine and this causes a lot of problems and that's. Why
just tell you, I was summoned to come back to
can't you do I'll show. I dont know what I can do. What I used to do. I don't know
It's like there anymore. It sounds like shit, went down a dozen up
They were gonna, really they still pay, but there are lots of people out and similar,
the deal in China. Maybe I'm so scared prototype man,
Harry stuff, but trouble is the best you can ever do make sure you continue to travel
all the time I do. I do
work by Adam work out of the country enough. You know I mean I did do angel. I went to Ireland recently, which I love. You never been.
I know that Ireland, Scotland, with me, because I don't like London,
Scotland and Ireland are beautiful view of I mean if you like,
what kind of stuff green and damp- and you know I kind of like that- I want to move to Vancouver British Columbia. I don't like green and damn, even though I think Seattle, Washington and Portland there, green and dam in this part of the most beautiful part of America
yeah, let's go,
You want to go to Vancouver thats, where you're going to run
Let me tell you: I want to go to mental because a covert here,
One local supply other good, like seven thousand deaths in Canada because of leadership. Nine, it's like you know
I, like you, but I mean: do you get the vaccine
Let us get another shot.
They will get away. I still gonna win another three which are
a play. What this man I'm not ready to go into the clubs, yet an actor
I've got a young families that are going on to the clause, but
does any german interior.
That's where it is in the clubs
and going out, I'm not going out to the clubs. Oh my god,
So you see this guy's going out and see if you owe them coming up. Sick lightweight here did you see
Opera is coming out of your mouth, let alone the lack of jobs. If you really funny
and then there s thing on the war was being on stage. How many people been on the a nasty
I hope it. It's like a perfect storm of covert
I can only be done you John we ve done, did three hundred thousand shows we can wait.
so in Ohio, you're getting your transportation degree out of that work? Where were you workin bookkeeper? Globally,
I've got a degree. I want to punish Antoine Rubber company because their tuition assistance programme
I got a degree in an endeavour and been in.
exploitation and I knew you know, will map out
one personality got two degree. It was all in a socially degree,
at a time, but I did walk out of the labourers. This allows them all take a test anywhere. Movement Lubbers has not yet let's get out of here and the next week
there was more scholarship money somewhere about get my other degrees and marketing and transportation. For you,
I said for comedy with part, vowed transportation and marketing you're ready to go signed
degrees at dinner, moved to New York City to become a comedian, but I needed a financial pressure when it when you're working Firestone. What were you doing making computer computer on computer the technologies? Are you learn waiting
you weren't, you guys doing computer know. He'll know the computer
back in the day when the morning one computer to take up a whole room, you haven't heard, nor did I IBM current yeah yeah. I did that yeah, so you did what
around the machine around the cards. W would punch cards daring,
Entry data processing. I was putting the buttons like like a
What were you born right now? That's the most amazing job. Well, got your radio station ass, the guy pensioners bugs and make them go back and forth.
Don't do that, but I was afraid of computer. You are using
do the printing and do another hundred bucks
just reading then structure ass. I did that, but devils it to get upon ass, your cousin, to get me just.
Get a degree. I was bad, I'm not I'm, not a good student men are only to go back to school. Now it's not gonna happen.
Can Georgia's days are behind you, I'm going to go to school. You know about my head: is my head is fucked up because, like I dont use, a lotta, I'm gonNA
I dont use a lot of big words like didn't, know: Sugar, Neil you wore either. I hadda instructor doktor our wishes Mescal and he said, but one profound statement never speak what people understand?
always speak where they never misunderstand you be as simple as possible and that
struck a chord in my head and do this
I dont use a lot of big words. I don't know a lot about big words. Should I just love us,
weeks ago I just gotta, do are answered
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they all of a sudden, some others sequestering, and why
I got a little up do so so
You allergy, but you can do it. You can do it
everyday George, you could just with them? I think
have something on the computer. We learn a new word every day vocabulary button,
to the right place where you'd want to use it at the right time. So you learn it. Then you can get it, but
do. I would like to go back to school and learn more like to learn more history like to learn more about everyday bouquet.
to do that on your own? What do you need a school for on lazy
Right, you write your computer,
he's gonna computer every morning and lonely, something to tell you you need someone to give you an assignment
the school, I need to set a mature them again. This,
I think I would do better what they would be going to school, the actual being in class than other lobbies. Yunkers are getting away with
online mine, learning, yeah, there's gotta be pretty tough. It's terrible suffer everybody
their parents are gone crazy. Everyone's gone crazy, no one's ever ones in the house to go enough, but I did that I wanted to go to school to unify measure cushion when I saw rags when I go to college one of many array, eggs where wages in nineteen o to worry me so rags
Let me tell you something young man
I am all other moon Communism's like eighteen. Fifty three
doesn't want. What is selling of rags mean? It was a
You'd be surprised how much money people make Zella red eyed rags like rags at you, wipe things with you, Sir Eustace,
you're right the riches. I did that guy. I guess you are dragged into market mechanics. You know the Mckenna Hazard the rag and
the waves, really, why don't you just where'd you get
rags to sell, deduce work for a rag selling company, or is there a place? We have work?
I notice that really is a guy, so roads, so broad, devils, wanna get to New York. I need to make some money to get a planet or cushion a written that this is how old. When I was young, we had you had to go to
newspaper to read that one adds remember that
now you're too young to remember you say otherwise in the back in the bag? Yes, yes, yes, yes, and so is it a hundred trillion dollars a day check this out?
about animal sullen rags
but the company was Cleveland. Cotton products now went to school,
the back on a higher which stood a milestone, wrote I went back to
we want to learn how to sell rags and prospects and processing of rags. You be
because how many people need rugs resolutely rags cod diligently rags doctors offers
DR everybody to Roger schools need rags to claim so your
deep into the rag racket. Man limited
I saw sham wow and nineteen. Seventy two
man. I saw your while a nineteen I didn't have a name for then it was just followed, disposable cloth.
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times. Square we're divides us
buses in New York City. I was vice president about outdoor advertising companies very early on the bodies,
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before you started doing comedy, you were just Greece. You tell us what the sub,
there should be an increase to its growing out of a job.
but although you read about them,
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the seventy thousand dollars a year, sullen advertising space in our supervision.
like you, we weren't had it didn't work out a hustle, so you aren't added cell yummy
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the main thing is learning how to sell a joke. You got one
stage and present the packet wrangle, I see
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like this when I was in New York City, Catherine STAR nineteen, seventy six- I wasn't I was
suddenly by a thousand. I was then as a young kid
and it was a euro quicker to become a comedian
procured. All all I ever wanted. It was become a comedian never wanted to do in a television, no one doing movies anything like that. Just wanted to tell jokes, because a new red boxing,
but the guy's, Patrick Henry Red Manager, so fucking funny man,
I knew there when they work in LAS Vegas that we were told that a patch of Henry and done rebels. They will make a three hundred thousand dollars here. That's all I need them.
what the fuck am. I wonder
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because I have studied at New York today started cycle
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the other guests, Ratan STAR, said you. Remember you what was an open MIKE night or what
your mother light. Did you do
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wait for Louis did decide when I was gonna fuckin go on, so I stayed downtown
I went to the old improv by just couldn't. I cannot tolerate.
it was verandah having any control over my life was all
look at the local level, I wanted to call Louis's you how he fucked up your life knows:
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not unwilling to go on in there
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superbells are Hoover and out who ran the Monday night at one of the three of those one of the three and so you're. Just this guy, didn't you, you had an idea cuz! I remember seeing a weird. I see that the picture I used to look at.
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it's your Damn comic strip in the robe in the preacher. Rope
when you start- and you don't know what you're doing it, so you decided on a preacher, our
comedy school at LA comedy. Class urban Galvin
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that's a monopoly hotel up in the mountains,
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book and was all improvise. You just gotta, you weren't you
love jobs. They were everything I'll blow your day by day to day work,
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did you go up and sell myself? That's what I think most people, that's what am I gonna sell. You said
catch rising start that time. Everybody was hanging out there and I was a big place and mean Kyoto made us one day. The dinner was men s where Johnny Causal commanded, the Brenner, pass
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what happened was also building the comic strip, two blocks away.
so we were not read with that Kelly Rogers and, like I said, Elaine Business and all
those guys they were just on the miners,
it was, but they all that was your club so near the colors.
open. So we went over to a monopoly to sell them advertising. We have demanded
buses in New York City, both that guy's name Richie Votes, are taken which the takeover
Bob? What who also went on to manage Eddie Murphy Right
so I said I do not have this opportunity to put your business on a street
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and so we are dealing with here is a new thing, and I said I do look how many myself visible come into my
I turn made an additional one in my robe and my telephone book in my briefcase here it is
right, roman Doktor John, enabling that what music some other global
or when the sides going.
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in another state since overnight since then, and I learned that grew- I grew out of it. You know you.
get do stop jobs. You got him
gotta. Be you as they say you don't even know who you are or what was and what will happen in the mountains, man. What was what was the out? How did the Reverend end
let me then somebody
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not a guy that never bombs
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forty five minutes.
told me that I can go to the mountain still get in front of all of the jewish people. That know all of the Jordans, the jokes in the world and I have stopped you're. Somebody thought I could go up there and make
a hundred dollars a lighter frigida. My pathetic, I admit it.
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stage, and I did my jobs. I got no laughs, no less
five minutes- hearse our through rupture,
and when you do twinkling, blankly nano distant heard
it was worse than my mother. Still
from New York. Your heart died drawn from New York to back and they have a really really want.
you draw up to tat. Tansy bread know yet
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by this I mean,
find bad and I and I got a little better than three years later. I went back up to the neverly.
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so you're, so I bid them, but the Reverend Gonna learn and the reverend the rent, the reverend died with the Jews
continued to do the rebel now got better and then I was so good.
advertising. I went out to LOS Angeles to sell advertising. So I did that
my balls man. I want the universal. I put Diana Ross up on the bus up at Elton John up on the buses in New York City. I've been good,
right. So you never. Did you
these guys are like only stand up. You you were, you can have one foot in the regular world too, will enable a financial cushion to do what I wanted to do, what a brand new big enough to make enough money and in the cinema
retiring in rags. So I have no money to do it. When I started out on a car
in New York City.
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patients. Are we don't want you get to be that good killing
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yet runnin around that we do and three collapse. You do that.
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play I'm riding my heart on my like damn I come I am doing well, I did. I just killed it there. Now. You can't work on my cloud, so I said the next time I called in for starch
five spots, but a week I knew she was crazy. He just told me last night, I cannot work a club right here and I call him
on Tuesday and I get Bob spots for the rest of the week and worked by
and I'm one of the guys who worked at the commonest door, Edward but Improv back in it.
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seventy seven. The rosters was like you and wider man and when
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what movie oozing out of so many good good
Billy Cross. All those guys, Roger yeah, really
but but watching richer prow worked out. There was also right. Did you
get to talk to him. Do you get to meet you at the monsters? Wanna he's really log where you do a real, I waited, but he was
I saw him
but then I learned about him. I saw him bomb so bad for three weeks. The action plan
while the real you have, you wouldn't even see. Once given
like me, like a better, do somebody he bombs.
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which was not what does not work the path we go back,
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wait, learning process to watch him. He saw emails from nothing just on render them here.
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is to clear the room
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so I've been waiting time yeah. I spent a lot of time doing SAM's Coke eighty normal back there. You don't get to know me that what we call the budget, some eighty biologically tonight sure yeah you like, I said I was gone. I did just like your liking.
suddenly night and the next night
Opening financially coal from seventeen thousand people, that was when you gotta did it tonight so you're gone
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open. For not recall. I woke up. I work for down aroused George Benson, Smoking Robinson Helen, Ready, Paul Acre Tom Jones.
the five years of the dying honoured with Tom Jones, I loved it all up.
Because then I didn't. I was what we're gonna last July
disco, air, yeah and Dublin.
really some, because he had like her by two percent was gate. Having about
best, always in a world black audience, jewish
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the mix of all three so everyone I gotta, get like a standing ovation and I got fired why
because about you go on go on. I attitudes evening's meeting you today. Does it go on in front of you, especially where outlining the kids?
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but I was when you get a standing ovation in LAS Vegas S, an extra minute and a half after clock, so
come on, get after way,
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so soon and by your yet as a godfather. Lastly, two weeks later she heavy back and I was working for the for another year. Did she far you to your face
now. That's all they got to the agent agents who suffer
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reach out and tat some
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we dialogue was off and they asked me to come over time jobs and this
just do or do not always Berkshire state, I'm working very high, but the next night Tom Jones
things. Seventeen thousand people love what the hell it's a national
it's all Ladys Downport
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what the learned taught me. I've got to do some more material.
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for those simple shit like that people know what you're talking about in the gambling com. Joneses Ladys taught you how to write new material well
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learn from the other headed to forty five minutes. Do I did not have the red mud twenty minutes of everybody else at forty five,
before Jones. Yes, he will be bad.
We sometimes army. We became very close friends and
but sometimes bonds or get your black ass after site, so butter
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anybody who are the best p
but like who? Do you really? Like me? Diana seems like she sounds. A little difficult time seems fine, but the world have a collar principles. He was having heard the Boers. What barbaric, Gordy Ass, he was.
it was pretty big. Disloyal was pretty pretty
big and she ran the show
and this is all in Vegas. You go on the road to know all the road all over matter of Amerika and that's quite a life. Her
you're gonna start were top jobs and he just turn out to be burnt out. When I got to Tom Jones,
he paid me more money than down aroused plus I couldn't. I was not allowed to touch my luggage. I was alive
to do anything are airplane,
and I set radicalism him on the plane, it was really good service and then
I've done they make a mistaken.
and pay me in the hotel were told me also- and I never said a word- you know a hassle Tom Joad,
Donna Summer was rowed to word. Would smoke robbers enjoys Breton, great everybody with what Gregg to work
because I demand
so that was sort of the seas. I guess that's why it's interesting, because you guys your age like Yahoo, I talked to her to Brad Garret.
Who is the younger than you bite, but there is theirs.
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because, like there wasn't, when you started working there wasn't some comedy cod,
circuit, you all
four musicians and then, if you can get to Vegas and get you out of here
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we're gonna me, ok
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every night and Tom Jones sometime did thirty four weeks a year.
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radioset musical racetracks out
was seventy thousand people just everywhere, all of them?
local Dennis Betsy likely. I guess
thing is like so by the time comedy clubs came around you. Are we already Doug into making a lot of money India than the old school way, but you never want to do tv. Never what you wrote tv
enough to do so yet again by the time comedy.
Probes came round, not people
meat on the tour there,
we're not people into the common clubs and I want to push Guernsey Gimme. Ninety percent of the door
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a young old and soda
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ninety percent of the door? You didn't ordeals, you invented the door d, you get the drinks I'll, take the I'll. Take the cash. Yes, yes, yes,
so, and there were only the
clubs, Birmingham Alabama little joy to San Francisco. That would
before either way. But brochure we want to add, shows wonder when I came to town so that so when it
how many Clive explosion happened. You already at a built in audience, Kabila. Yes, he has only been possible to undergo, could promote I'm
entrepreneur. I know how to go to the global radios. Just I don't mind getting up at six o clock in the morning to an radios I didn't
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always do radio people watch amount to be the dirt.
You couldn't have jobs and everyone
it was in the radio? Yes, so
how to do that, and I enjoyed our love working on this
look? What we do come, I know do at night they might now. I was as it I just love debugger a blessing to quit his job in one and all
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turn down. I was writing out ahead of show with Jamie Box. I was a second leader.
lead role is taught daddy's. Stop embarrassing me.
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have a good time to fly yet all of it were pre exist.
conditions are made about that pressure with border lie the iron I decided. I don't want to go back because they live in a hotel going back and forth. I made the right decision and I was making
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They turn to move, but I decided not to go back.
that was a good thing. We shall not have a new deal with a guy about a neighbour
Norman wonder you probably never heard a disguise and all the guy get a couple of ninety seven years ago.
I have a deal with him on this on the shelf right now, so on slowly,
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my anathema resident in LAS Vegas our work. When I want to work, I owe my show in LAS Vegas, we'll talk about it later, that
do any writing early on you. Just this is all knew all this. When I started off limits. Put does I did when I got.
Nineteen, seventy seven, that's a communist.
it produces were inside for the Red Berkshire and then at the time they said. We thank you sure, we'd, like
You come right on the Rabotchaya
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the sole Mcgovern's praises time, but they did tell me what is
There are five hundred dollars a week and I said.
yeah. Well, maybe I can come up when most people
without a good that, as I did write the show was only on for one year. It was not sent from inside
and it was a show that was on access and what was it like? Working with red, no idea the shop.
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Dawn offices on like that. He was my producer,
Osborne he's got produced there. The smugglers brothers show
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why did we try to show the show was shot CBS and it was
It was on a b c in the devil out or due to ship it shouldn't.
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Was it Bob? I Einstein Albert Einstein here
I well remember hauberks his brother, although the idea of YO, whereas he died last year, he Antecede,
you're gonna work, love! I'm writing. Writing is good luck.
no, but I will not go by the back. You never got to work with red. He wrote in one place and then they just do it.
We never see him.
nobody would go home was shot me. So then he knew me as a comic subway. We did it that way, but I'm a lot of people. Nice guy. We wonder what you burn. I've got good men. Did he do a lot of drugs? You hear a lot of drugs
there's no Mohammed Ali momentarily came to see us and he walked strategies
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he's as on grounds of all of us, I'm great room. So we go about a bore. The good work of a red modify, so how did out is out
Vegas works are now cause. I know you like you, had your own show there for a long time. You still got it algae us
No, I don't like Vegas or I don't go. There were any time I go there. I see you wanna billboard
here. I am more billboards LAS Vegas at any hotel, because I wanted to LAS Vegas because you're here
advertising because, on
you go, I knew. How do I know how to buy books
What's a big them. Give me six as it you got always boards out on the street that cause there's nothing on a put Myanmar
trust me. Other people in LAS Vegas
Follow my IRAN.
that's what I get a lot of things. I was very creative in LAS Vegas people, Headway
talking of advertising. Job goes up, doubtlessly I've put by about we face on her back to back debate.
about the bag and everybody else. There was one so stupid, already put a bad shots back back back to back to back the bag. In our lab says: you're talking about it, yet I remember you
and so what happened when I got to LAS Vegas about to show
I own the show. I never worked with hotels who has
What about me would be brought to show its call for warning about the room? Russia, the poem
those eight hundred seats,
overnight around the room and was top. I don't take any money for the first year I put my money
back out onto the streets. I walked every day to every hotel and shook every consumers
and let him know you gotta show in town really when you're resist lighting to tell them
two thousand forging so you work
the street. You go up to the guy's, a the concierge issue, I'm George Wallace. I got the shown yeah.
different Como was their history chickens for you come over and I don't give a damn what they solar tickets as long as they were happy,
That's. Why have worked LAS Vegas more shows that most people but deadline?
or shows in any african American. That includes red parks summit
It junior, Lena known that Ross. Are
She also LAS Vegas than any other african american african american entertainer,
so the show was so it was in the hotel, then pay.
For you rented the space, but you had abide by their time. Right yeah I took a ten o clock spot because I thought people
about more people liked allowed at ten
Work was done at eight. I would have to compete against. All of the other short circuit is only normal.
was bitter shows
then, and also decrease the amount of shows at ten and people wanted to come out and people.
there were also held,
backing and radios. I've got to tell you that I was John radio
nationwide ready overtime, Joiner so within a hundred markers across Amerika. So I heard that
following to bring my mother, my audience and my mom,
when people move so I built up after the first year
just got a gravy train. Her unaltered,
She was pretty high. It takes a lot
the catch on you gotta get a niche right,
What are you doing here? Straight stand up destruction or not, and then after the start,
oh and I brought another entertainers with major have found- were allows
crazy guy abroad and you're, not gonna Blue decided, Jennifer Holiday had wore these
open for me, I had someone everyone on the first letter bring
and saw the firmest stone after twenty four.
years of being on stage is
that ninety deadlocked, grammars and walked off,
we're dead Mohawk. The blonde mohawk you remember here.
I want him because he was not even entertaining when I was in college.
did you know I gotta become a LAS Vegas
We have supported the one. That's that's just sky will not you
What do you want and he was late scared. The shit out of me
one left its mark. I was wondering if you know like.
this last word about me, but I'm not gonna open, he's, not gonna open for me right
I'll get the shit on one May, the money you know here so so
give them a broader entertainers that loud he knew how to satisfy. Do blocked up the place man, it was
people were crying. He had been stated on twenty four and twenty five years, his kids we're going to see daddy. Ever it was some big
who was on the on the billboards that I sold in the yard, sly and the family Stone LAS Vegas? That's it's all documented can go online and pick it up right now,
George, while as was lie, the feminist only LAS Vegas he came along.
did, he say, knows all songs, let us anyway
Twenty minutes late, somebody walkin I notice was bullshit. I suppose you ve never share of all time when he was back in the day rang with all its people,
what are known as both you'll get the fuck out of their workin out, but the pupils of the pivotal Dixon
out of the eight hundred. Only so
five hundred took them, because I know how to promote and give up take us away, but he come out.
Starts thing I never get into it and he says
If you allow me to start, ended in again
and to the other, some dams and higher, and all of us that people were crying on top of the tables it was stupid. He was only a temper
twenty five minutes and they loved the dumbest bomb. With me nervous, I'm of me- and I was
I'll stay there slaughters law and this guy was so good. He wanted
on the back of the house, should have fallen house and they came
from the point of the house came back on state again and it was,
even so I love that, and I have all witnessed a document of- maybe I should put it out. Some things are done in LAS Vegas, who else
Jennifer Holiday. I guess a war
who called a younger call Mosaic
I hope that the most suitable new groups, the good things without the music button
my Dell music, Zagreb and and
became intolerable and they will come out of it will be. My only action would have been gone, stayed I'll start, given
Why should I wanted to be the black over? I thought of the rich blog lady here and waste,
you have given away dialogue- gave away car suited for ten years yeah.
I did a continuous into one eyed us up in Amerika, most these low right
we ve been here long enough.
not a closed down this year? Two thousand,
doesnt support five years Hoosier. So rich and Elizabeth
the simple, oh yeah assigned
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much of the under one under one doubles in real roommate, but thirteen years you isn't it,
for thirteen years under way,
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we'll help. Women will monitor at all. When you meet me last week, but you're both who d like you
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The best man in his wedding,
Georgia's Joker, do it on the father, his kids, you know so we pretty close. I wish or better had a friend like german legislative today. I'm surprised he hasn't interrupted. The skull is just good to have a friend like that.
Yeah! That's what I'm so bless! My birth rate is a number one. Man made money and economy. So I looked like this mark not to get there
Punjabi, you know he got a boat together yard, not a yacht. You got to do it. I got a dick, so we're just at constant friendship, show
Well, I'm glad you guys have the same toys.
or will we build some stupid doubled the toys it out, but life is good. Quality is good too.
I don't know about you. Are you like? I can't wait to get back on stage
but I can wait. Young
I'm ok! You know I've been unite. Do this, I do. I talked to a lot of people on this show
and I been doing me- I I I
the break. It hasn't been terrible, it's been terrifying, but it hasn't been terrible right now, wait. What is what's this?
Deeply you put out a book of your tweets are global and I'm talking to you, you know that's what we're
became so big. On my two three years late. I start my two thousand Levin and put now jokes olive trees, low online ramblings from my weight, and what not why you to it?
bullshit, but as it must include a bull to it and what not, what not become such an interest rate or what
that is the biggest word in a world. That means I didn't do anything wrong and what not? So it's not just not just tweets dinner tweets at all
I don't know what that's what we're doing online, because they don't make sense to me how to do this in a hundred forty characters
You know my jobs are not even structured, let alone a board of directors,
things like up, and I would have
well. Why should I do my job to give more weight to people were hit me?
wow longbows, five hundred million tweets per day and somebody
across the world. It never gonna, get to see me.
I share. Some of these jobs is obviously whenever and it became so successful and people like it.
In this light online Romans on my hand, I do like stupid stuff, like the top nine but shut out to the top. Nine tell us at a time
by bills in the world cells.
Those things like like liberty, bail out you know by the bail out. Can I go into the details and pan, but, but
things in the book of the book is online and people are buying like crazy. I'm already into my second printing built twin you
and you self published it. Yes, of course, and supper ended, and the quality of the book is so good
I'm doing stupid, shit mark this book,
you got the eyes on her, is hope. I put it right for the bathroom you put me in the bathroom
No, you don't read this in the bathroom when you can, but it's a great coffee table. People buy the book sales for one thousand nine hundred and ninety five, but if you buy v bucks
George you're hot, on twenty dollars. Do stupid shit like that yeah
and people are follow, but I have a hard copy here which I should have sent you did you get
Can't really did for me. I did not. Oh my god
This hard cover is a hundred and forty nine. What happened? Mr promotion where's my fuckin book
I guess, there's your poky, liver, you'll, get a book coming. I hope, Mutagens Redondo we're so busy people
someone's books, it we'll get a red everything- and I know I know I know it's true- that you should get one, because this is a good book. I'm gonna! Let you go into my second book
tomorrow bore to it, but
What I really wanted to write a book about mark was how chop fucked up my life. That does the book I wanted to write.
What you want to write a book. I should have done it six months ago, how chop
Marla. You know that guy list this talk about the norm,
I can't believe we often talk about yesterday was like a relief like they did
by people say of born again and God I'm having as they the distress of my shoulder. This is crazy
for everybody. Then I feel so good and yeah. I don't know what Brian has done today, but yesterday was so good to get it today. I'm walking circle.
We know that aren't Booker, I just
most of my life romantically so
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