Hey guys brand new something's burning, the Bertie boy. World tour is on tour right now. I think right now, I'm in Boston then headed to foxwoods and then go to portland maine next week, wilkes barre, schenectady new york at the beacon two shows washington, D c. Dark constitutional two shows there. This is the uncut audio for my ah cooking, show something's burning. If you don't know that already. I appreciate that so many guys. Listen! This up, I checked the numbers for the first time and I was like wow can't believe this made people listen to this may give it it's own rss feed, which means a different channel and then start doing advertising on it. You're right now, you're going hebert just get through this reading and start the fucking show. Google. Today's episode is with SAM tripoli and Gareth. Reynolds Gareth is one half of the very successful podcast the dollop, which I will be on an episode of in I think, like three weeks and SAM tripoli has the tinfoil hat podcast I've known sam tripoli. Since a while, since I moved to los angeles who's, one of the first people that showed me a very important lesson that I've carried with me based on SAM Tripoli, and that is you don't have to be bitter and jealous. You can just be nice. We were doing a show together and SAM Tripoli said to me. I'm sure I'd talk about this in the podcast. He said: hey man, I think you're hilarious. Are you going to do that cop joke where you touch their faces and I was like yeah yeah? I am and it's like dude, it's such a great joke. I love it man. I can't wait to see it and I was like okay and then in my head for a second I was like. I wonder if this guy's funny he went on and ripped the mike beyond what I was capable of. He had a joke about playing basketball at the Y m c, a with women that I'm saying had me crying fucking laughing, crying laughing gareth. I was introduced to later through all things comedy like I said, one half of the dal dollop one of the funniest. If you listen to the dollop, you know he is one of the funniest fucking quickest, most brilliant dudes around. He also had a show on the travel channel that don't have anyone knows this and it was called it was gareth and Gareth and someone travel the world and it was so much better than any of the shows. I had done that all I hoped was that it would get picked up and they would do tons more episodes that much so that my shows could get better and anyway without further ado. Ladies and gentlemen, something's burning uncut same triply and Gareth reynolds. I used to joke about a ghost I'll fuck. I was the joke. I was always working on, but never really worked well cause. I guess you didn't have to know a lot about gotten a lot about ghosts, but as I watching ghost adventures or friends, mine ghosts are so progressive. Like oh, you know that I'm anti hunters how come they're like why are there so many yeah? I gave it to you for listen to that constant away. My very benjamin franklin know that electricity charging yeah. Why is that

woman's. Oh yeah she's going to work. You know I feel goes to say the you could see it. It's unlocked really heaving over you, letting her carry a briefcase. Oh, merry christmas. Everybody It's something vernon christmases, asian and within a day, SAM Tripoli, gara reynolds the doll up naughty. Show for simple there. We go re letter, read it SAM! I sam SAM, is one of the first people I ever met nellie, that's terrible! Yet no dude I'm not I'm fucked around when I say is taught me the greatest lesson. I've carried with me to this day that has served me better than any

then I learned in this business. Sam came out. We were, two in the national at me ass. They may you burns. Yeah me tests. Member tat. O'Brien holtzman. Well, I think he was in the later one gentleman I didn't know anyone and you know how you get little. I was like a morbid new york comic and I got like defensive and kind of, not How can anyone in trouble just water? do you know me my buddy love that joke about touching cops faces. Are you doing that tonight and I was like what he was dude you're fucking super hilarious like I'm sam? Can you all he wasn't friendly and I went oh so you don't have to be stand offish and like judge he you can be a nice person yeah and I was like yeah I'm doing it he's like. Oh that's great, oh hey, hope you like my statement. especially later when I was like who the fuck is this. I was like he's being nice to me, and so I had. We had a great time and I've known him ever since I met henri that way.

Already in the cotonou, we was by no, he was, and I thought, if I had it was like. I attributed this to me. yeah? I'm done I'm going to see if it works. He just got diarrhea joke about touching the cops face. Yeah you do that tonight, the euro area october. To him I saw the amazing racist, I think you're fucking hilarious, my name's burt who's like I'm always you for who you are, or it was like two guys coming out to each other steam room. We are yeah. We are toddlers, don't like him when we can be competitive, you know gunslingers and we won't be the fastest gun to to this day I swear to god the line I had the line. I wish I had my act. The line that killed me, the most was

She goes up for a rebound at iran too. To this day. I know that bit to me, can you do that bit for me, while I did the joke on the late late show with Craig kilborn, do you remember that launching these new one yeah great show I love craig woods and who is still donate

After all, the big goes both the ball at some point. If you miss enough shots, black guy stops passing you the barbara, the shooting and there's always a girl playing areas like she's, really good, but nobody plays any diana down the lane. The message yeah didn't appear on the late late show. Can you come back next week by literally use all the clean material of the abuser and he got fired after that? It's very interesting. You know about being nice people, that's how I met Tom segura Tom and I were in the same aim, broad

he was sold to the great John thompson has already done in someone s over a period of job belushi. I knew that they are trying to make egg I guys we're gonna make make are rest of the story about cigarette down a reason like oh offals, what are you vegan, vegetarian yeah? Really, that's why I drink the shit out of this eggnog number and go where the eggs were. You is their fight over into your rules. Yes, I'll I'll join any me: I won't eat anything, but I will drink any me. That's the delivery of aid or making actual ignored, but the other I'll? Take a hammond gin. If we add to this, doesn't this doesn't? Do you don't feel no longer for now? I'll just doesn't did know, that's how you make.

God I would not put it in the frying pan. I yeah you really do that's what I'm saying why you just scramble the eggs of the known, really good, marry Harry new hero, whisk, the eggs so really get your area, but we're than we wish you a merry christmas, sam, If I felt that the tonight we wouldn't tell that After that we know that you're strong risk with showing us the rest of the brow then put those egg yolks. We want the yolks yolks. So this is a this. Is the baby batter yeah yeah? Here we want secure murder, dude, hey, murdering children, be birds. Now I'm like planned parenthood, I'm gonna pay gareth accomplish thing is in that the dollop was the first podcast.

that turned off now, Yeah, that's quite a compliment. Thank you! That's the first one I turned up and I was like I don't like this morning: radio, that's what I like about the towns. Oh, I got obsessed with the can get em. I can get them do agnes, lashes murder shut up sam with making is weird I mean look it's You got some may there. We go get separated finally got enough, other stuff milk in it. But you know I don't appreciate an arm chair or separate one cup, heavy whipping create every. What tell me what have you grieve yeah samuel you? The feels the same way to those that asked sam to use, alrighty he'll, give you some love and bath

Look here impress do away with the other groups. May one three ladys sugar. Is there a whole world of whipping cream everything, but that there are people who just a skin sanctions dedicated to whipping pre sat right. you haven't on others. I'm never thought about like some right, a dedicated to people. Who understand the texture of whipping greek may I ask you this. I got a little weird spot in the. U s not well now come this weird spot, adding here what you know, there's a little weird bit in us every now and then like one out of six. You get like a little language form, but is now to know now should actually had not sure how many have, but it must not be the first miss. So to have them in another egbert where they say I gotta break. A few extra may make an egg subjects breaks

it makes them economics or somethin like that. When did you once the first time you did this? What this morning and affects practicing day in anticipation? Would you give teaching what germany did. You fought lose one in there I lost we lost one but see that's kinda, the one spot lucky that he does it flawless, which What's your deal, are you pinning us against each other or of ooh wow sam? So who do you think will win in a fight our favorite murder? The dark dieting right now we whisk these, then here's my whisker how to get it. What was your? What was your cigar history? Is it just that good? I just got them into you. Want in cigars eat a pie, yeah yeah yeah like oh, my god, Can we find a woman to help me fix my life and my career.

The facts show the naughty shows the first podcast that I ever do you remember where we met we make. We met I saw you at the comedy store one night when I was there at birth and then I facebook you- and I was always yes rose. Bernie throws burn a cover story. I saw SAM and I just I just messages like duplicate hilarious than he was like dude. I love that cop touch on the facebook. You do, and I was like that before bots, but I thought it was a bond and then I'm doing raw egg all over everything. That is good. Do you suppose? That means it's good and then I saw you audition for burns shop, where we neither of us gotta, I'm still waiting to hear? Ok, we drive for this same role. Maybe he's the one school are got here: rigour, but then I remember I saw you at a weird commerce.

I'll shoot where they were like hey we're behind schedule. We don't need you guys for ten hours and we both whatsoever that our and we made up every fifteen minutes to be like this is bullshit. I do they really were. The first internet heads were therefore like spry it for serious, the sierra myth, which is like poor people. Sprite is what they serve on delta. When I don't drink it's all I drink or another serum is pleased that you've had for the others cos. I don't mean cut like a really sad yeah yeahs and like the queen, yeah, the royal cunt, I mean so

we down there, they told us to get there at eight in the morning, where's your manager, the same manager. We had the same manager when I think that, actually what happened was someone bailed on their shit and they just like called me randomly I'm, not I don't. I don't think we're going to show up and it says so weird, like kind of like street guy thing, and we show up to meet us at this parking lot, which is a good start. I mentioned the parking lot. The parking lot frequently nonunion, yeah I'd, say we're wag anyway, yeah contract. There's no paperwork. I dunno there's no paperwork blood. On your hand, you gotta shake this guy that fell. So we are. We show up.

and they're like okay, we're going to see this one thing you can wait here and like we're holding all day urban you guys are holiday. We'd know guys is going to take eight hour naps in your car. Why did you get here so early? That's our question I also think it so, I have a parking lot for ten, but this one was a. This was a month and a half and the I mean this is fucking eight years It was a no deal. The internet was even close as well. Well, we boosted the internet with this syndrome is branded content. Then they'd call us now my where's that guy where's that dude ring that bell.

one thousand dollars yeah down which, by the way I just found out, was in belgium money. Alright, I'm not playing your games. I opened his era k and it was full of piss. What kind of show are you running here? Wang high representative is down here, just forgot his face ally japan's seriously, but it my card any little flip juvenile ass, well, It's come to! That is that someone else is so now your mic. By the way I wish I could listen to the story, I'm so overwhelmed by this. So bad, it looks like I just read. The last line it says for a picture is a picture of a chill in the fridge for three hours. You gotta chill for three hours,

or choose your own adventure gaga. The popular robot. Tell me you have eggnog is a canister of their wages, now the boiling point, the room here- don't fucking midnight. I will do it right. I don't know if I got the eggnog simmering yet sign. That's a good sign! I miss read this away. What did you do wrong to unlock the great answer? All of it too? Okay, I'm going to need a bigger bowl. I'm gonna need a bigger bolo. I'm gonna need a bigger bowl. Let's see here we go right, they should do yeah, just a bigger ball than babble worth where's. The scooby thing I'm

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Read that dog yeah, you guys said we wouldn't get the business y'all are haters were opposite in it. For him, this is the most complicated Fucking rest, why did you just pour it in there? So you got a temperate. So that means you don't want to get a ten percent. You don't want to break the egg. break the egg noticed this could cause the egg tat kind of like keep mixing it. It cooks is just integrates share to get super slow. This is why give em reminiscing and our nocturnal emissions conversation go going good. It's didn't break that same year, sober, but you can drink. Edna

that's the one thing you liar says like there now, in some cocaine were good day a power tat. We re in fact about no say knows not dogma. One. Some Nicky glaser was saying that she had she had a computer with a computer. She doesn't rank yeah. It's like when I was all sudden. It was like buzz like one beer buzz and I was like there's alcohol in kombucha. She was like django, my daughters have one every night before bed. oh yeah, oh my god, I'm turning them into alcohol or come home. His shirts are all they have had a little less lip that give me another strawberry butch. I didn't order the attitude here we go there we go. This is this is perfect, like the past excited man does not knowing I got, one area where a couple Embarrassing help don't lose, but will slip off we're not spitting in the economic effects of yours jobs, girls burden it make it out then take its an oath.

It has now become an o, ignored or take this unjust. Status that were? You know, you're doing away with the crew of the camera? Those when, when Rachel does sped, take its we're on that on track it? Wouldn't let the direction set pour into pitcher cut to the picture? Will quickly be? Could someone fuck I filled it up with egg whites and one of you guys want to rinse out the pizza. Absolutely do something. Let me do something. I don't trust you. I just poured out: Well, no, no sam! You throw it in the air in god's hands. I'll take it. You worry baby! Oh, it was just maybe what I'm not smelling. This is

mademoiselle dashed guy brickwork public space like rosebud It is time to ensure that this above, It smells like a ninety three honda accord. Guy saw was it okay if you had to put one air freshener tree in your car, what is what was your favorite smell growing up to my favorite smell, like you're, like you know, have regular tropical

oil, a pinnacle, lotta, yeah right, you guys, I was in there really sam did we do you eating a bunch of those one time here, like I mean the painter reflex, openness! No! No! No same just use this hailing words here. As I do that right I think I've already dishes. What do I look like a grown up? This interim show loss I'm new remain show the twenty seventh. You should do it, I'm not going to tell him the twenty seventh fully available earn my they have got there but bring em for another one? For jobs hey decided for the dollar for real, well I filled in a couple times on Dave's other show. Legally, you can talk about illegally

it's the most. I can say about it and and then I met dave on sams on the show with sam. The naughty show by the way I was talking about, was told that Michael winslow story the other day and ever Michael winslow story. While said and what it is pretty good, but then so so then dave and I were doing that- show a couple of times and then the next time I went to his house, he was just like we're going to do a different one and he was going to like rotate Yes, he had on and then we start talk about clearing, Bundy or clive and Bundy the guy who in texas like had a bunch of cattle grazing- really, you may want to back up the organised and words I leave. The general area are treated like a nuclear bomb squad. Mary go go It's eggnog right. There, boys do hats ignites. It seemed a little thinner than what I reckon remember well, thickens up. smell like visited all of it.

Oh no! No! No! No! It kind of smells like a hearty gravy broad and it kind of smells like some type of someone yeah. If you were going to like old country buffet and you just got like biscuits and gravy and eggs- and you blended it and that's what that's what I drifted off towards. Me too. So we're going to get back to how you got on the dollar. So then I did the first episode with Dave and we were laughing and then I just then, after that we just kept doing it. Where I was just the guy and it was unlikely then it just emerged. Quickly that I didn't know anything about history and that's how the fact that I go and call not knowing what the hell is going to talk about what a great fucking job the two of you, you don't have to deny any role, even even on the naughty show. You just showed up: hey, hey, hey guys! C'mon! Did you prepare any of this yeah? No, you just showed up again here we go where we go. Okay, let's big lockers

and I was while I love hearing. You say that that should be our new catchphrase as soon as you get out there. Let me to be an aspirin are again we're getting a new our let's make lad. Do they have line, shows what I think is a show in vegas were soon cooks. For the entire cry out. We cook for that No one want to watch me stumble around. I think people would, I would watch them. I think I'm getting shunned by the cooking community, there's a big cooking festival and I texted Bobby flay. He didn't reply and he always replied by being shunned by the world because nobody returns my texts at all. So I return to text all the time you do. I do. I do the same. The other day asked me to text him like a quote for his new album. So I like really about a text that in three options didn't hear back for like thirty hours until I was like a fuck face, used

dude sorry there all the birth of a mother, fucker workers when we draw up again together near light travels. when sam is the worst in my way. Why? Well because, like Sam is obsessed with the phone like he like no one else he's it's like a monkey discovered a cell phone and like figured out the underpass code as Cassandra. I just feel like you just see that and I'm like no but amazing, but so we were like we're barbara phoenix we were going to and from the things we didn't, we did. A bunch of games we did do. it's good cause, you're very nice to bring. Where did you grow up your wisconsin milwaukee ruins your heart. You look like it does. Does name fuck you SAM. I like the way beard said it better and birds in it sincerely sounds like a piece of shit. He knows a cow cum tastes like calgary dinos, it's hot, then put on their mittens.

really excess. Other fucking Jesus Christ, that's very christmassy. We was peel and great. three potato job for you, sand santa potato, tripoli in the house cheer. Oh god, I just burn my belly like a chill dude like this dude. Alright, we got to appeal do you know how to play the theatres do not appeal great potato low! Are you saying that, like dumbfounded husband in an eighty said kindly hardy appeal on three of appeal, here's a great row just roll men. Now, SAM, don't help near watch out yeah. We've got appealing for you guys. I can feel quicker, I'm actually a good peeler. I can you? My good pillar said that

my dad doesn't like me years. If anyone seen my dad, if we get in my region, the screen book rachel entirely green outfit blind into the black black background. If you're really go sunset, this looks like that. Little pale now appeal. It will show you don't know what you're talking I do all you well, and this is a new material- are what is not a pillar impact? Wouldn't it looks like his leg. Is armenia, shaver, while SAM we all know you data thicker, one Why didn't you re such a shave, you armenian a little back on journeys.

boy, so I'd be on the road I'd be on the road with sam we're driving to phoenix and he was on his phone while he was driving, he posted something and the whole time he's driving is just refreshing. His instagram, I'm like dude. What's your problem? so we finally get there and then Sam's ask SAM was like ask me a question about something size and halfway through my answer. When he's looking at his phone, I'm like is this dude. Listening to what I'm saying right now and bumper top fucking around lie there. Clean up pretty much and then say I'm I'm like halfway through talent, SAM somebody goes dude twenty five pound gopher and he shows me like like a link and I'm like what the fuck you're not listening to the gopher and then on the drive back, I had to physically lock sam's phone in his glove compartment. Because he was just refreshing to enter the holidays idea. What the fuck like work, its eight hours, we're going to die

but driving a csr. I should point out the fence driver he's not in the passenger seat and I'm not like you're addicted to social media. I'm like you're, going to kill us. You keep going like burn dude. I got two new likes on that picture. Yeah your mom's right. Your mom thinks you sweet, soon as I get off your phone sammy get off your far. I'm with you Yeah! I'm on my phone, all the fucking time. I just got obese, how much less I use my photo a week and I used it fifteen minutes less last week. Congratulations! We don't know what the first number I stand by what you wave a thousand pounds. Bonds lighter until they give I don't need a whole bezonian, the lazy boy last night at twelve, forty five. I didn't feel this potato, like our. We shearing the sheep for the first year. It's all over.

it's good for waffle. I remember what what are you put? This is so fucking Do you love years? Don't you love the the show, you know your bird and you can check the fuck out while you're dip sake get drunk and just try to read on dyslexic, sorting out arena whisk, and I think they were made potato, not tat. Maybe the waffles appealed to break re on this. make the waffles as a good direction mental. So they need to make the law halls. You ve done it I don't walk off to see you guys later great to me he's a great to me, SAM Jaffe, knuckles on one of these days, it's like hammering your thumb, few cooks here, no, no, no! It's the same as in the back laughing yeah yeah

the same knuckles on the shredder who call new kid. And how can you take me back? I ride bird. kicker. Are you really chase? It's gonna change. We monitor lack outbreak in bulgaria. Charging us the black brown, What are you on for? First, you want some of this bourbon. I said a joke this week on stage as they joked as we got to the stage that it stinks. It's a funny joke. just got a really bad reaction be talked about trump. I got my wife. Its outrage trump. When you tweet, I go whenever such trouble at the tweet. I read it like a black eye watching a slam. Dunk contest, like oh yeah, because I said trump, everyone was like man you're like a black guy reading that were verified with that trump's, our guy.

He loves the blacks. He said it rarely with a black man there, that's one of the very reverse these about that knowledge is. When you going to talk about something we're going to make linger. Latka steel, like those we now when he reached, can you do this off amor for me. I can do so yeah here we go yeah yeah cure. Whenever you say you wash out a pitcher whenever he goes on to something on the doll that is super super like heavy and you're, making jokes and then you're kind of like hurry, yeah, the boston bus. I just listen to the wedding There is such a hard task. I know anything about it but you've been going to jog in the middle of both. You guys are like both you guys are like okay, I mean yeah, so that's, craig? What matters in the ets like it's hard, because it's like a lot of time. You talk my delicate shit, so there's like about sir

at the forefront of my brain. That's just like mad! I am sure that your mouth now nice try. We and others. one jon benet on my podcast and that's cracking jokes to people, that's crazy, but you know what was acceptable in society, ten years, when she died with job age of sensible? Now, oh bro, that arab I'm a joke put a gun in my website? You're? Not going to do that. I love that. Thank you. Sam way, it works great. It worked great this week. I can tell you man, I've seen a lot of comedy in my life The top two got upset. My show you did in the main room is probably what b. of all the re sets of everything Well in this theatre, toronto was the grace I've ever seen by just one year,

Oh my god! This is the most new right there dude you again last I'm breathing it. Yeah that rooms rooms really great room when you, when you put that show people just put killers on and everyone's doing, haven't been booked on shows. Just let me know when you're up for the manslaughter of people, I'm a sort of the Jay walker, the man they're, going to pull through wet manslaughter, that's kind of my little realm. You know what I mean you really feminine. When you do this, I do yeah SAM lord. Thank you. I was calling pizza, oh man, I feel fucking bloated ha. for this and they like three fuck, did show you know one earlier than killer potato. You live around here, like potato five

If you need help them right here, yeah, no sane! We need someone to has applesauce now. Are you doing this because typically armenia, mendel cook yards and again so significant, like sunday, rock you know. I mean If we do that, then what's the point of beating people kinda and we'll be right back guys, thanks for tuning in what is, do you find yourself? Do you find yourself going like god damn it like? I do it's like? Oh god, I'm such a fucking meathead like as such my upbringing of being a bro. Do you ever do something like goddamn and I know, I'm being so: armenian armenian, italian. I go zero to felony very quickly. That's kind of what I do. It's called mean median me me, the most famous armenians in the in the business of SAM Tripoli ever heard of them next, share, shut up shut, the fuck up mom who else's

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well, you are nobody else that is my favorite build a career move you'll be getting laughs. No just me! Ok, he quit on it right away. People like people are laughing. I know that, no matter the age dude I go deaf and say I can't hear like all they hate me, so I just gotta burn this place down now now you're gonna do another. One makes it in two areas, one to use with a thought. Here we go up to the longer term. That's a lot of potato susan, a lot of data tat time at that time to turn our times irish. I don't think it's not a lot of, but, as I say, I told you about the potato. And yeah obama era to by who tat point present a prototype, what s her off

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again come on man. If we're talking start killing people to say which saying that equality Correll mod. Are you wanting? I think you need a suicide van. Alright, we're close on these surveys. You just bought a kia. Oh shit, I think that keep hammering neither on camera terrorism into that Jesus Christ. now, we've got your aside, you're correct, they'll, never wag, again, yeah hey! It's me the way a guy lives, blood on your shirt, shut up, you're out. What's your? if the city era, I love the bird, won't move a centimeter closer is like kicking field goals over here with the onion sets. Our planet go for too little, resulting plumbing naturally is sitting here, giggling the entire fucking time I got a low heat. There is.

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Oh my god, and so I was SAM and I were in toronto like this weed shop, which is weird because we've got legalized like two months ago, but we were in like a shop that was like we're open about selling. We posted a comedy club that yeah, oh yeah, so we're there out there do we volunteering, so tony hinchcliffe was like before he's like you get high being on the stage, really show them. We did a podcast and then we were doing stand up in same as going to like forty minutes. I did like twenty or something like that and at the time Am I've been doing this hacky bain bit where I'd be like bane as like a waiter, it was like popular at the time and still probably pretty hacky them, but we liked seeing you do it. Thank you so much sam. Why

just, but I'd be like that, a bit, it's a great fucking story, and god damn it. That's the end of the story. The story was going to have a bain bit overweight. Go through your story that, okay back to where I was calm and and so I'm backstage and they're like we ever tried to dab it. On my end. By backstage I mean like a shed and really yeah. I know yeah yeah to add to this dudes. I guess a dab and I'm like what is it he's like thc concentrate. I was like. Okay took a big bong rip, but I was like you know when you take the it good yeah he caught eighteen times and someone's like you're going to get higher sounds like how high am I going to be the guys like real high and any laugh

I that I was going to do like when you were in high school, and you first got high like that vibe, where I was like, I'm freaking the fuck out over here or something I gotta call my grandpa. What's happening and grill just like tripping out backstage, and then I hear and then I'm just like. Did you gotta wait an hour it'll fade and then I hear like sam from the stage be like gareth gareth and I'm like just ignore sam you're too high to do anything, but someone comes in there like sams calling for you and I'm like it tells him. No. Is the answer same dips, his head back used to do bane as a waiter, I'm like that right now, sam, I'm thinking about my family tree and I come out and it was like out of body where I was just saying like alright, so I'll be like a guy wearing a donation. Gareth is a bane as a way of saying things like people were laughing, but I didn't know what I was saying. I was just doing the bit where I was just like yeah, just like dual core for world hunger?

I get it. I want asked rather billing. Of course we need the happy bamboo, but my head. I was like a calm lifetime. It is there for the first time. run the lie. And yeah she's mostly attended a half an hour now my truck, but she was rehearsing her album around the light, which is the whole premise we used to do. Show a woman named Vicky who were Those are all their works on his other partners, However, my versus point, may I thank you for making soil teresa. Wouldn't you become a vegetarian like nine years ago? Some like that, when my daughter, the other day, announced to her class that she, because

of love of animals is going pagan, paying a bag. It area only weaken twigs teachers and researchers, one turning it. I'm pretty sure you know what I'm talking about. I'm on the warlock diet, mainly durden truffles. I can eat anything, that's been blessed by my spirit. I love the cook, this I mean, among other things you want to hear the chefs. A lot of the drugs I'd like to know where it is The girl There's combine my directions. let soil

even greater variety, sir, you get crash came, this is forging his you like, and I ran out early I overestimated how much I could make. god. If I am, I'm just going to make sure the potatoes, the the onions are soft and then I think we're good with that. Resource we have made sure that culture is that a christmas there very big christmas as a result, yeah outer teresa, goes in the latter case, I guess you could say. I got a lot to learn. I really want to that means I get shut the fuck up. It's my close up. I guess you could say I got a lot to learn. I miss the bane both the motherfucker,

by the way. It says a lot when someone says that in that vein bit really I'm working at low cost up to here, son of a bitch, I would it sounds really good yeah good to theresa. You can cook forever and it just never browns like it's it's it's. I don't. Even if it's meat look at the start of this year. I aim to burn fucking tourism, the trade places with teresa with a comic. Would you like to be who lived in the past? Like I said Oliver passed away? I just came up with the best, like comic tone, impression: okay, an age of you are I don't see as they are thanks. So much

those are easier for us to get common, no richer. Prior thousands easy now. Will you just started I mean I did was set. What's the punchline, Here we are generated by my committee of this one. Genocide, wealth regulator. But even more urim, and now they re frame of mind. You can have a mac manner, mars atlanta my mama, not morgan, freeman, frank calendar What do you want to write? to this I think, is the ball, you ever more bearable. Right so in their way by the directions are worried about the

inside the garden, and we are very worried about a lot of stuff. That's good! When was the last time you cooked a meal? gary about eight years ago, so going to catch? A really is brings me back to my roots spent. it'll, be a girl, with catch up, but he doesn't need to say, and it's and it's insinuate to you. That's the one part of the capital travel trial that fucking made me lose my mind was no one point we, I know that's what my wife said. That's where my wife didn't. Let me this year. We gonna write, imbalance and voted for. We have settled in I go here, which was nice because you already voted. You already voted very liberal this year. Progressive for who did I vote, for it goes all the good ones. Don't you worry, but we were watching the cabinet thing and she was like.

and I was getting outraged all the wrong moment. As I can you imagine defending your yearbook post. I could never be a supreme court judges and you like yearbook, Berg now had snapped the rapid outrage, a year on trial, works I was a lot of crazy shit, no suit. My calendar whacked off drank a working hours. She looking a diary as a guy. Anybody, a guy who should not be rewarded but it could be definite calendar That's even we're gonna be out who keeps a count who every behold in retrospect does like well dear December twelve, here's what I did today

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people lie, depend on me, my favorite thing when we came on your show, was I mean we get along podcast an you like halfway through your like, I want make another drink uprooting hammered out like I have no idea just get those big copies of thirty two hours, you should do want more shot. I think you're right, I'm! I think these are gonna, be fucking. phenomenon we got a great idea. These homey there's going to be so good Well, I've got bad is very water. It's full of potato and gone brown. Did you throw up? also says it's from brown from the tit. Yes- and I want you off the wagon is my dream same as for you to get me right where you bad drinking dude, but you can't drink it because there's potato wondered if you like vodka for drinks at the comedy store. You wait what,

unresolved issues from various of the commons looking internationally. I remember you won't harbour. I never remember like, Bang drinker I mean let's commit crimes drank yeah, but. I remember. How are you going to tell you a couple story? Jerk off you learn anymore receive first, was you shouldn't become the detective now comedian nobody thinks you're funny, you got great instinct tat. I should do you to play soccer Sorry, I left you shouldn't, have left you I regret it every for years. I spent a lot of them. Get involved, they can flip conflicts. What reason disengage you want and, to you know, just an option. It's all about option and that's what we're about here. How long does it cook for til it burns

until it becomes a lot of money so that I might make this at home. I own, I don't think you guys know what you're about to get into I'm and I give you a shorter route move here, I believe that the time is now I'm sorry who shot the language. But I mean someone's, I'm taking your notes, The key copyright is Andy's, like article manner jointly legs, go the red, smile like to re beer, international yeah you're, going to make us now I'd like to go over the dirtiest shit man, I think SAM. All that as who had certain of our

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little big. Do us a favor we're going to film you sleeping in your car in the parking lot Rona. Will let this cook in the world we're going to do? Is you put fried egg on this really hot yeah? Then it's going to it's going to sit normal. What will fill holes and the a timer on here holy shit man, nine thinning discoveries it's cooking, there's egg in there and potato. So are we going to cook it to be that honest with you, the emperor again egg, now that you say that that does anyone know why the egg. That's all it's got a it's good. Let me get that one up! You know it's good. It's the John F kennedy approach to. A lot cause smooth say why why rachel says why not

You know why it flips now version of the cuban missile crisis up top is so true dude. I wish it got tighter. I wanted to get tighter. Well, that's your other catch phrase, separate storage, lock, really smoke. It really is smoking. The steaming steaming alright stay with the women kitchen canada which drives you like: better, ok, ready, okay, this is worth one. This is who, as well broken, it happens to all nine uno this one. like the one? That's all The more already this one! It s, switchblade like that nice, I gather the where'd you get the You can stab deeper you're like that? one is established for you. Where were you the first time you're drunk I was in england, everybody in england, like all my my cousin, who is my age and of his friends. They worked like three years ahead of where we were in wisconsin for like partying, so is like

drinking started at eleven, no job like smoking cigarettes, I return drinking siren, eleven pot, thirteen sex, twelve thirteen and so the first summit. drunk. I was in england and I was fourteen and they were all like my. What are you waiting so long? Not what you're a grown up, but I was like fourteen seems like a fair time yeah when I was twelve, they were like they used to. Virgin, like I am still a virgin male happen. It'll happen. My nails like I'm not actively trying to have sex trying to figure out adolescent values story about people. Ask me for drugs over there. That's why? my god did self funding? I went and visited lifecycle says it's. They know it's I'd. I set the alarm myself to the breaking into the waffle. My god I've been in england where they were so. My family lives like ten years and I

was jet lag and all that stuff. Now, whenever I go to my my cousins place and we go pick haven't seen these people in ten years. And so we go get my other cousin and were driving around six seven thirty at night, and there like what you fancy doing. Gareth am I whatever you know, whatever you guys, whatever you guys are doing now they go to talk to go out. Yeah. Let's go love to go out to go. Do you do drugs? I go. I do drugs. I was like the drugs what's up and then one who doesn't drink turns and she crack. As I deduce I could crack No, actually, I can't believe I'm going to say no to this setup. I was thinking I'd, be shepherding them through a mushroom trip like this way into the tree. You'll come down, you know, you'll be fine, remember nature. Instead, the hawks pop you're helping get that jihad pop

what they parents only know who I think, a little longer. The foot feature seems useless. My crazy design and you want to see it from the other hang up. and the other eggo yeah it goes. Both sides are equally heated, so it's just like we're making you feel a little slow to throw a travelling time. Give it out hello. I'm not a pancake know what you know about the pancake. Back when he has anyone in my word cry. Bird has been doing this. Show too long because was a power move that look that looks finger at saint bride, getting tell burning so should we do she we do to animals

a sample on media. Do in one more one more of a more honest stories track, never read the first time I ate it. That cancer, her tail, they said someone's gotta eat, announce a crack. I said, gentlemen, my mouth couldn't be wider and theirs Throwing in me like I was a dumpster library well to two and a half years later came out of the blackout. And I was a senator. I had apparently one an election first, heard of it to me it felt like twenty minutes. What's your day, I'm not your political weight to again this whole. All these, like is the politicians who are beyond corrupt, getting reelected. It's like crazy rife were a way to ruin or comments. No, not if you know a bird voted for, but he doesn't

everything caught busy averted, voted in by rights, sir gazing, smuggle barbaric for people were said, none for their political parties, I would always over be able to say at the weirdest time, because it's like there are two we're establishments that we all basically agree are bullshit yeah, but we're also like don't go outside of the bullshit. This election is like, but we're all aware that it's total fucking bullshit how the l a voted down. Rankin droll, it's! because people like I don't want anyone controlling what my rent is. It's like no now goddamn it fuck. That's why we can't do prop nine and seven and four anymore. They need to literally be like prop. Do you want your rent higher? It's like well fuck nope, but they didn't

information. They can get with prop nine, promoting new priority, less a luxury. We voted down, not knowing what to our food spoke. Your mother, like you, I would say like denied that, though the anti the entire of anything good always starts with a mother, would like a grocery currencies. I'm sure I don't want I babies kidnapped and sent to uganda, but I also don't want this roast beef to be more expensive than it is right. Now it's like that's always bullshit one starts it's like rent control. It's like well sure. I think we should control IRAN, but I also don't want to pay more for chicken breasts. My family likes chicken and it's pretty expensive, as is it's like every fucking year. Every year we have prop, and they should just be called like weed prop legalise we'd prior goes as you like six years ago, that was so confusing on whether you not wanted to legalise marijuana. Do you want to live in their boards? I don't do

If you like the way I want it, though yeah this is a long way. Did you vote yes or no you're, like? I don't know that, like you did oh dude, you need no to go through this year. You've got to vote no and yes, and do that, like I am having a tough time I smoke limited to shut up, wait. I have a limited time. Ok, we're ones were just like Joe is Johnson jackson, oh yeah, I'm like. Why does what no? No no fuck you judge, Judson he's. Like I'm embarrassed, I'm sorry! It's just very confusing, but I know what went on when trump during trump's election was taken to court service to the to the to the store were to do that and the rope. I guessed I said: where are we going to the store, so I'm doing a podcast about the law he takes. You to vons is a high, but we don't know he was. He was an uber driver and he goes I'm doing a podcast about the election and he goes yeah

what is happening today. He goes, oh run it and I go with you. Isn't it goes like another? was said, and I go it's donald trump Hillary Clinton and he goes. However, there is one I was. I do if you've ever been in a coma for eight years, and I started driving for uber day off. It's crazy. You just see like blood coming out of the back of his head. You're driving is like your drunk guy fight or what you do be driving through utah. why. Why so angry, I don't know, that's how they get This is my woman carrier. Excuse We want

for two years to kick I'd say by the way, what he's using there is called a frying pan and that is used for some people to go to a ruse. We all wow sand, never seen a suit? So what they're doing in the back of duties the whole time puts forward ass. The others had also needs made. Literally I use it in my life. I've had two black comedians teach me how to make an omelet really Patricia neal is an l. Rollins both took the south. This thing that raising it again, it's a race and latka intruder in latka. ooh that one's not done yet really do we had to make an omelette and both of them taught me how to make an omelette the exact same way. What what's the tech? may, because I am receiving the pan out. Interest was about. Using the premier, the hardest part is the flip of an omelet. Haven't, only black could run the show

Well seems armenian anyway. I have one black personal. They this show February is gonna, be a fuckin shit store mother fucker. February's goody, raven black brothers. What's with burke, is we're because I can make like I can make like recently and sensitive meal around my wife friends. They know like Bilbo or megan, or have I done that I have I feel like I'm, not a part of this show. Do you feel like that? Sometimes the ghost of christmas burn yeah, let's get a blackout on the phone, so we can get a moment called Darnell right now. The outer another one of those- and I mean I just want to make my dad did you know now. I understand why they sent an email about a driver, their life

driver lay by what it says, undermine nano might have heard a lot of luck closer to the phone for gilbert. or sub son who I would have raised the you of high number of uniform lenin number three hundred gone, mister rawlins you're ready to go. we, my hockey whitetip boys, dan actions done ellsberg, always back okay phone umbrella Hayworth, I'm doing my cooking right now and I really

plus I have not had a black guy on my show yet, and I wanted to extend an invite and see if you want to do. My cooking show explains on the cooking show when I do it, whenever the whenever you can make it happen, what's the best thing about the show? What is up, but I'm a I well, I can't really cook we just get drunk and talk shit. While I make something to eat I'll, send you a link, it's called something's burning Can I learned the reason I'm calling you is? I just talked about. You show me how to make an omelette, so we were doing. I guess I know you're nice yea kawaguchi up the way you come on. My show bags well they're, alright, I'll give you a call I'll give you calico later, I'm have a rachel or mike over the all things comedy reach out to you. I could talk to Barbara and I'll talk to you later urine

although there like people rawlins, it could just be great durno, rawlins impersonator amid a prank highly on those, so I am now strikes yeah. What doesn't he do? Look amazing. This thread can now you know what it is. You know it is it's because it's in a walk wire. It makes it look like beautiful. It looks professional because rank you can't do anything other than put it on eggnog looking manages to turn great sideways you mean: segue came to still super on hey. It is it's very fucking, odd. Alright, you ready yeah pop this one. You think this one's done, What are you trying to say now? There's? No,

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instead of sour cream and applesauce on it yeah. Thank you, ma'am, okay. Where was that the worst sour cream? Do we have it inside the thing. sand maker. They have a couple nosey like you coming uber beef up the little slot do some pushups are real lol. Sorry bud has turned sour cream. Who said that the network was for people with beards, all the guys with beards, that when do they get out of the cage, What's the deal with them, hates sour cream, yeah sure? What do you think it is? I think it's eggnog heart. How do you think this will go on pretty pretty generous? yeah go hard in the paint with it? Sam sam do now, let's give them the money shot of suzanne right, guys, nope you're with me. Now

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we know another shot or as a grades to sam's vodka horse imbibed set up today I'm not get fucked up, and here I am. I figure I'll go on my own room at a whitesnake, tripoli woods. we are fortunate. Boys, thank you. Thank you. Thank you and the fourth life is for Jesus. Ok go ahead. Break. You guys got this austerity is not beautiful. Now had a nice now re needlessly, your arm could look at

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and when did anyone have a shot at me here biting everybody? What I did that one time I was watching the movie, the name of those when I was like twelve. My dad got me into this growing up Eric is my dad totally this What do you mean It was like putting a football game on I air. By all the time I'm going watch you. I can't even watch you try this one gunnar abiding by god. That's like the new planking. Aha I arbed whoa one. That's phenomenal! You shall be news. This is So much is derisory meals. Get in ever audio gotta be

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It's not funny anymore, not fully anymore hit me up always right, and you just watch him thinking when it's one of those panic yes, I've ever seen, gets outweigh, does get out, but man does been on my way. You know we're on the internet, so I hope you will get. Google is opposed, and here the cabbie out is he's care? Can kick it blood to his legs? unlike unlike their like. We gotta get him out quick because he's in danger of losing his leg. Well, those thing what I think is. Finally I can out about the day he's on a beach in england. I think this is my memory. Camera he literally starts over is alright. So what we have here is a little quicksand and I'm going to show you how a natural person gets caught in quicksand and so very honestly, it's been a little sticky thinking about how we get through these are all right. So about well. Ok turns out, as I struggle it gets a little bigger. Ok, all right!

I I wonder where that bright scene and I'd like you guys to come back now now get me out and and also up to his chest, as I can breathe anymore, put the cameras down, though it's giving me panic thinking about it and from that I think, or maybe I tweeted it, I know that I know that I heard somebody hit me up about thinkers, thinkers or people that are indicates airborne. Those us for sure I've never heard zinger there's a website. I dunno. If I went to the website of a good thinkers, but there's it's like sinkers. Look like you, just helped them out of the quicksand and you can and you can. You can go and find places where quicksand is in america, so you can go shoot For example? It is so crazy to me that that is actually real. This would ready so good people have hard core methinks so sands of quicksand porn is, did we all know we far its differently realize

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is, that how you start as a comic, almost where you're, like so influenced by someone you almost take on the cadence for a minute you're. Almost there doing, you're jokes through someone else's cadence for a second before if you find your own stuff and you'll figure it out. I think I got that in my day. Is there anybody that you feel like when you started burnt and rude fucking? perceval everyone who lives like pablo parents, scott re, because you did something Ok, that's bad too Ah, but you'd watched him and you were sort of like this dude is such a murderer. Murder, bro, oh dude, who are still married. Yeah two guys came out of the womb without tight forty five, and that was the ex wards in empire. There were just killers we're out again So I would you watch them. You'd watch them pablo for such a nice guy. I was so broken into man. The role within us oh brother, he gave me

the car shot. He just gave me a car who pablo he was portraying kellyanne do and he is Patrick's all this book pablo was a gangster bro. He was. He got huge if this is asterix leave the sand, because I think it's important to know fuck him a huge in drug switzerland, a chill bananas which sweden, scandinavia, where he got run in scandinavia and make bookoo box and then come back into funnybone, respectfully woven genuine each make great money, but not when it made its way that guy that guy's. A legend bro like went for road guys frustrated row, guys there's some legends in the game where you just you sit back and you go like nothing but respect. I gotta figure out how they do what they did yeah. I think that those are like. I mean there You don't say: comics comics, There is a complex colleagues know, but more than earns comets public well, but they all. or a guys who go work. The fuckin road. That

maybe they don't have. The like pablo definitely had a high profile for a while, but he's on the road. What like every week, like fifty wings, you yeah, I'm that's thanksgiving and christmas off a matter what drug did you get bored, checkups, your home or plate and yeah pablo fucking these broke doing and beast yeah the guy. I flip away. You gonna fight fire of iron wire. Pan those higher don't go to the forest owner? Now it's right now so, we know this is beard all over again double. I wanted sam. That's how campfires start there, but lo. Yeah I mean that I was ever felt she told SAM told me that if a blue and we get a campfire, all I got was a marshmallow not

road, my mother for your mother lives like mine, a pervert! Thank you. Alright, guys pull up, I'm not dealt with by my pablo speak, okay, er, I dunno I'm genuinely impressed by that. Is that a move that you've established prior to this crusher is called the the oh fuck, look at all that egg. On top of it look at all that a guy look at all that what it needs. You know what it needs needs. No, I need some pocket, forgive me. I got in the food chain I, like our fakes now looks like elderly people,

and we've seen elderly pupae when you and I went to the Y m c, a hey guys, it will be rebirth, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh yeah, I'm actually a little magic on the job. What do you do if you want cheese, melted on your whoa? Who are you I make it rain, like the macgyver of cookie he's birdman birdman? Can we milk maker look at that saw melted. Sam blow entered a bunch anyway. Ok, my about pablo now to use a basement there's a lot of guys. Members isn't it's a thing that, like road murderers in a way yeah, but here's, the camera, here's the rap you get is that it's safe to murder on the road like there's no sea ice in it, no pressure

evolved, I'm guilty of that. Is that a murderer? come back to learn, I get nervous and do my tight little shit when you see, lay murderers, we're way. Sometimes it doesn't translate you know, like Ella murderers, go on, give it to him, me too, or even to me I'll say no! No, I mean. I think it away like. That is why the road is great is because you can play around with you. It is also just finally go out there. Just t off, going on a road is just teeing off. Yes, Where do you guys got guy role on this? Show that person see you know just all these light industry. People like there's a reason: why do you, like all its industry, crowd position? all the makes a cosy game sock, because bottom wrong. All industry beta nodded. They got thyssen chandler they're. Fine, ok for ya know. That is true.

If you like, I walked out a couple weeks ago, and the first thing I saw was a guy in an ad hat sitting and like the second row- and I was like we're, how is this not how you start? I mean you literally, have no choice but to spend ten minutes good. bad big like talk about your deal and why are you with a woman? Why is she next to you? What did she do to deserve the co captain treatment of you know like one guy in town or are you doing the road you do the road with a dollop in regards to australia to the world? Really. yeah, I know gone the next week. Well we're almost sold out, so I don't want to plug the show too hard. But if you guys want to come down and surprised the fuck, have you got Now then another. The fact that you guys were as how did you, I mean as well as we all know that use raises three of us know that better than anyone,

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