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I'm doing a triathlon law saturday. I just got out of the pool today and I and the first thing we'll talk about real. Like bert. I could give to fox too about Sarah jargon And- and was the other guy's name: emperor wars outside Alex Jones, that's what's going on and talk about how black people can be raised as to why people that's the new thing that I'm obsessed with is black We cannot be racist. Why people? I was told that by friend, keep a friend's name out of it. I was told by a friend- and I said fucking ridiculous of loan rousing, that's fucking ridiculous and then. I started like listening to black people talk about it less ridiculous. It I mean it's I think in a world of equality, it problematic, but it's just really fuckin fast

and here's the problem with me and I'll. Tell you this right now. I have a distinct problem. In that I listen to a lot of voices. I like hearing a lot of voices. I think I I don't think that's a problem. Actually I take that back more viewers should beer, listen, more voices, what are you this, though sometimes when you hear a voice on twitter and you get upset by it and you wanna clap back there his personal following instagram does Glenn. They tell you something they do. This understand I want to do that more. They will carry the subway per. sub. Please Sometimes we all snap of you on twitter and say fucking ridiculous things that really make you crazy, because there's Stupid and there sir fuckin asinine and then you know they didn't even the cap really didn't, read your tweet right and then you fire back, and then you lay in bed all night last night. Go, I probably wouldn't that person in real life ever let go

Never interact with a human being rage quit twitter fuckin once I would never speak to that person, one too in real life when that per An approach me be it him working at a nursery putting plants away. I've tried to think of innocuous job where no one has it so everyone's like do drawn with welders what's wrong with the guy as a fork. Forklift, nothing, you guys are fine. There's a fuckin lou, take the works at our efforts and our nursery. on the street. He so disrespectful and he, Such an asshole and his family owns the nursery and and every time I go there, I hate that I have to speak to him if I ran into a real life. I'd never speak to him. However, the way world set up. He has a twitter account, probably and fires off. The thing as pointed out last night was I became trust media anymore, you just can't trust that you can't trust any aspect Definitely can't trust in new york times was at an email, nausea, really our open. This fuckin,

You get wasn't your times only because they like that- hired this girl. Sarah John, who I'm in support of idle, I dont get offended by her. Sir John, let's just get to the fuckin tabs gay people. By the way we have two windows open in open tabs. there is the comedians of all things comedy, let's run through less real quick. Shall we some shouts. You ve got. Builder and then right to bill burs right is Kevin Dylan just kidding booger from revenge of the nerds just kidding its ryan airport and Jeff damages having hysterically at that joke. Eddie pepperdine will understand those stanhope heartily. I'm sorry sphere, burke, razor Frank castillo, I'm tripoli, air griffin is on the bike asked next week, I'll madrigal jackie occasion, nick You surf. Let's get out all things comedy: we are a website. We put up videos

see what videos we got just share, because I'm gonna promote our company. But are videos the degenerate gentlemen, gregg greg. I'm gonna be all over the map. Today I can already four can feel it better answer. Isn't it degenerate, gentlemen somethin's, but in driving with bill, try students as Dave, anthony and Gareth reynolds talking about cartoons, poverty as all of us plan poker together. We got up gas bert, are you doing promos on this? Let's just get through this page. Let's do this. Let's get this page and then we'll go to everyone. One. We watched footloose the other night by the way, there's a scene. You know the progress going on. You have you seen footloose ever a long time ago, there's a scene at the end when she goes to break up with her boyfriend and tell her she's dating Ren. Rent is played by by kevin cabin, the fuckin sixth region governed bacon,

Kevin bacon and the other ones play by. I know the actors names a good everyone. Lorry sing the girl. She is hot, as fuck Louis singer, is fucking absolutely gorgeous. I hate. I hate that I hate that everyone's gonna age I wish louis singer stay whatever age. She wasn't that movie because she was so beautiful, just fucking astronomically gorgeous I'm in. People are coming out right now and saying there gay like eleven. That's the big thing like twelve and allow. A lot of parents and a lot of people say: fuckin bullshit, you don't know if you're gay at that age, let me tell you something: in your vows straight at that age. I to be tied up by wonder woman, so bad and an eighth grade. When footloose came out, I wanted to find a lorry singer. I got the exact opposite. I think I got her nurse friend. Instead, I think that's why married is the Erika jessica

parker girl, but a lorry singers fucking gorgeous in gorgeous. Then you look at her now, it's kind of like catherine. Did you read the article that Katherine Turner wrote? I still think she's hot or a singer yeah. I still think she's hot. I know you're thinking, you're thinking, I'm a drawer must have hit or something or alcohol. That's why I quit drinking. You know I'll drink anymore. This week, this week I looks was younger donna, so it's like charlie's thereon when she said: eileen warner. Ok, that's enough at you, Lori singer! Nothing but respect for singer. let's closes pages, will hit all these topics. I'm go over to the other things but the longboat in the submarines and open water swims in the average forty time for a swimmer deity, actor I guess I so image. I'm I'm I'm swing four hundred metres. Try to guess what the which four hundred metres twin dimas gosh around thirty minutes. Maybe thirty minutes.

ok, how many arms this is swimmer. Have, as these are swimming in circles. Have no thirty minutes is really long. This one four hundred me, I guess I'm a mile long four hundred metres as it's it's a quarter of a mile cheese, average time for an from water. Four hundred swim this once this is what expert and law Geneva said well, this one's tough are, you, what to what's expertly. Beware you just buoyant there no real swimming in you. Just gotta move your arms, but I'm not wearing. What's it I'm going to try suit by the way I've got three try suits I'll be trying on pot. What this guy says, I would say, the best swimmers in my club, okay, he's in a swimming club for one so this is a little fucking skewed. Would do it in four and a half minutes to five. and I put this on you guys by the way fuck home run of a big boy challenge. Last week, fucking what's a guy name. You find that what you don't shout out, those fucking great and by the way, big boy retweeted it and watched it.

Did. He I dunno if he watched it, but he re tweeted it. Oh, he definitely watched that and he says four and a half minutes to five minutes. And then the guy says I'm about six to seven minutes average. The new swimmers take about ten to fourteen minutes, but I'm fast wetsuit more important as your citing staying com and keeping your god was being knocked off. Otherwise go kick some open water booty. People are going online. I just go. I don't know you, ever be online. Our vision of a cat either like the way you talk is just fucking, suspect all around there's some deep need, some people to say mother fucker in their sentences. That's why Please remind me what we haven't talked about another we're talking about racism towards. Why people? I know we're talking about Alex Jones. I know we're talking about Sir John those are the hop button topics, timber, great. He gave some great takes if you want. What's up, cats, edible tim Dylan fucking. To me tim Dylan is a comedian out in new york, and I I would say: leans more conservative

guy says. I've never done an open four hundred metres from specifically, but Our goal is not drowning. I did four hundred metre pool swim and it took eight minutes and thirty seconds. However, as From doing or promotional a few weeks ago going us line is much harder in the open water than it is in the pool. Unfortunately, europe I'm, is dependent on your level of fitness. No fought, no shit fuck face. Unfortunately, your time is largely dependent on your level of witness, but if you can managed to stay on course, stay too. Is on course stay anyway. europe and water time should be significantly different from your pool time, this guy's, a fucking

I want to comment on this and go so open waters different than I'm going to comment on this. How do I comment or drive to fucking log in how do I comment reply here? We go. Oh, I got a fucking lager and fuck. This guy and athletic event. Your time is determined by your athletic ability. Hey I want this is why I want to comment on that. Here's, the difference, in an open water scenario. There aren't many walls right. Nor are there lifeguards and or visibility I know they put lines under the are on every lakes. You can follow them, but I couldn't find what a fuckin idiot anyway, that back two dollars and anyone on twitter, like listen to someone who seems a little rational. Here's. What I like is when someone says something very fucking, rational to me on twitter, and then I go hey man I you're right.

A fucking idiot, but the question asked was I'm so sorry guys I am all over the fucking map today what I do with my diet: coke the question I asked on twitter is: I don't even know what to believe This look thing, because what happens is liberal media cover at one way. Conservative media coverage other covers it. The other way. Served of media, saying the leubronn fuck, the city of akron, that heap in two million dollars dependent whether or not they put in eight million dollars. So akron has got it. Pull this is what I read and, I think think it could be a lie. That's my point is idle. No it's true anymore. I want to believe that lebruns afore, I thought when I read the article. Originally I thought LE braun started a school. I don't know that's. Why did? he's so much money started a school, so that's free, bikes the ipads for everything, free everything I thought it was.

When I read- and I was like le bronze of talking about us and then come on now, and this is the conservative media and by the way you know the true that somewhere in the middle, you know that The liberals are ever gonna pay leubronn like a bad guy. The conservatives are ever gonna plenum like a good guy. Then I heard Ok, liberality of two million dollars which is fucking finger lebron james, two million if akron pays eight million dollars, but they gonna pull it from the school system. That's what I heard by the way. Please come to me. If you have an answer, if you just want to say yo, this is what families do doing. They snap off your fucking moron burt you're read a fucking book, yet you can go fuck yourself. I I muted, you will never given me ever again, dear guy. It said that I will never Your view again and by the way I would never speak to in real life that person I we read the stuff that he tweets. Oh my god! It's a fucking idiot like I would never. speak to this human. Ever, please don't ever come any. My shows, please don't ever fuckin file please unfollow me. Please just disappear. Just go back!

your visit pen, life and fucking liar. The outbreak. Good luck! I was really heated last night and then One started attacking them and like what I wasn't fair forbidden, the guy liked it like days like tat. This is what I love. You that triggered amelia If you're really broken you shouldn't, you shouldn't look to fight with people online. So that's my point about all of this fuckin media stuff. Let's get out of the These made good toolbars, my nutritionist said, are really great china to Cynthia how ethics how louis could return a tv you know. That's an ratings are low and our network, and we know people will tune, and I want to see him back. I want to see him For a number of reasons. I don't see the outrage, one excited about that. I'm excited about

Hannah gatsby who's, gonna amount of war against him. She said that out loud. I will mental war have said that protects technically, because you from tasmania helping them ever been in a war technically then straight up yet aside from the aboriginal, but who just joking I'm just looking the way. I've defend tasmania, I've never been there, but I've heard amazing things. I know girl from tasmania. I would love to go to tasmania, I'm taking a big trip that you'll see this. I'm open dabs, I'm taking a brig drip and I'm thinking about doing to meet up ten if anyone wants to meet me and either here that is running at about going anchorage, singapore, no anchorage Hong kong, shanghai, Tokyo, auckland, no, not often sidney wrecked vic reclamation. I say that right. You know that is paris, Madrid. Rome, buenos aires, those by something about going to pick up one day I'm gonna go Buenos aires. I want

you know why, because I like tat fire and hot shit like that, just fuckin and then go in, and so I cleared with my wife. I was like hey I'm one day, I'm going to pick up and go like on a tuesday and then drive over the airport to pick up and go I'm just going to do it because I think I think doing stuff like that, fires up your bubbles, fires up your ear, you're, your creativity and Just disappear and then your man on a mission I want to take one outfit abide close there of I'll leave em. just come home now bring a bag of thinking. Here's the thing and is what I google and last night out, we'll get there. Second, let's just please aren't Let me reiterate its argument that affects book boss, how could he turned the tv? I would like to see it I'd like to the oncoming war that everyone's going. Absolutely because by the way, The funniest shit and his insights are going to be fucking amazing and if he wrote sick, come about what he went through with this

me too stuff. I would be fascinating think louis, a thoughtful person? I think his approach would be. Very open minded, bear very self aware, like I think he would, I think, he's the right guy to do it. You know, I don't think harvey weinstein going to make a meteor movie because he'd be like d'oh. I get the rape come on. That's how we did it back. Their ha me to a weinstein's production. Oh, my god, newer times how rate racism row how twitter comes back to haunt you, man? I almost went to twitter. and doubtless app that erases all you're, all your questionable tweets because I was gonna wanna fuck untreated. I really don't know what I tweeted and I try to do a deep dive. Anyone does a deep dive men. My hat off to them that's really hard that it takes a lot of time. to go through someone's twitter. That's like reading a book of

monotony. Imagine someone wrote a book of like all this shit. They were doing and you read it like you're like chapter one I had a great coffee today. That's it that's the first sentence. Second chapter second sentence doesn't connected out one at all The jam and each sentence takes three seconds to load yeah. Oh my god, fuck that I would never do a deep diamonds on twitter, but as it is, and there are like for a payment, will deep well, sir, twitter we'll just delete all the questionable tweets and then I'm gonna get it I'm! I don't want fuckin deal with anything, but here's thing is I've been a travel channel for almost as long as twitter has been around, so all my questionable tweets, I think they found and make made me delete. Do you remember any of them know, but, like I had a bunch of stuff like when twitter showed up big thing that I think that means agrees to a lot of us like take pictures. Each other shitting legislators picture on the toilet like

can adopt. That was where creativity really like that at the very beginning of twitter, an instrument Facebook was taken a shed, and just and in your point blank they may take down a bunch of stuff off my of my youtube that I put back up whose jokes, but whose jokes, but there were now the prime horrible they're all my comfortably dumb, which is by the way by taking down comfortably dumb, is airing on sirius Xm. It's airing on spotify, it's airing on everything everyone's going to hear him anyway, so whatever, whatever the fuck, but this so We give you a little back to azerbaijan by way I'm in support of an. I say that, because stop being what the fuck is, that I bet I know what it is to visit my email email yet can exit out of your email or quit your email and she wrote a bunch of racist tweets about white people. Let me read her statement, which I think is false I mean and by the supporter and by

When I say supporter I mean people are allowed to make stakes, mistakes, online, people loudest Tweedle, stupid yet people are allowed in my world people can tweet fucked up shit about rape. About genocide about whatever the fuck they want to do because it's, I don't think it It's is very different when the treatment action to James guns of which is pretty horrible. He was younger grandeur, well grown up, but I dont that is any reflection on the type of man he is. I dont personally nobody. Remember, I'm a comedian, I'm just a comic so like I like, only put a lot of fuckin weight in anything I put away. Actions like like I put weight in it, you do something fucked up to somebody like brok, less known brought, muster fuckin brought turner the kid data sexually assaulted, outgrow behind a dumpster. I put some mad cosette.

Because he ran away like you, did it and ran away and they tackle them and they held him and he's still trying to fight for his two clear his name. I don't think I just said no, I don't think his name should be cleared. I think he he fucked up. Man, that's part of life, everyone fucks up, but very few people right people buying dumpsters very few. Very low percentage, low percentage and they I live with that man, that's kind of who you are you gotta? Let people know who you are when you walk up yup like I let people know that I drink oxide smelling over when you meet me. That's part of who I am a quivering, and I tell you that Sir John. This was her her. This was her response. God, if you read the thing This is what I would say to Sarah. Sarah europe Super educated woman, I'm guessing you are a journalist. You are a tech expert, I'm gonna guess cause you're doing it for now for the new york

arms? I imagine I'm imagining. I just imagine I think, I'm accurate, xanthus, chapeau very compare passionate person. I think by thinks she's also got little bit of fire in That tommy Lee gettin cut off in time. figure, Adam sandler, getting carbon traffic member that from them to be used to do this this day and age life diary yeah and that they would like they're fucking minds- I remember in other policy- has to be like hey because If you get caught off in traffic yell someone, then they recognize you. It is so fucking uncomfortable and that's happened to me, but do not not- and it has now made like famous wise, I yell someone who I know their kids go to school together and then up What up next- and I was like- oh my god- they just saw me- be a fucking lunatic and that's when I stop yelling people in traffic someone wrote this is what they wrote, I'm in a red what they wrote to, Sir John, so you can understand what she dealt with but I would say sarah, it probably would never speak to his people in real life

maybe he would and they wouldn't show you the sight of them. That's what makes me sick is that that's what anyway, sir John, this guy. I wish get his name. I would suck you write in your lesbian face? I don't I didn't know she was lesbian. I don't think that really matters by the way sock this nineteen twenty three I'd sock, our right now lesbian face there and then this cairo shut up. You dog eating, duke but not even I mean like not even racially creative like you're, not even like lex is my problem with racism is like so many people go right to the base like they go back to like things in our I just fucking draftsman of this and then she went back stuff like cancel all white people,

I love making white men angry only generate all I mean sure, pretty shitty stuff, but then she this would, I think, was a little varden off. I ain't, and what I thought at the time was as counter trolling. while it was intended as satire. I don't think was intended as satire. I it was intended hurt someone's feelings and that satire is very different than what she did I deeply regret that I mimic the language of my harassers these well were not aimed at a general audience because general audit, so do not engage in harassment campaigns. I can't understand I can. and understand how artful these posts are out of context and would not do it and now here's. This is why I kinda start hearing that white people or no one can be racist to white people. Okay. This is why I start feeling that way, because I read her tweets or read all them they're pretty. They were pretty fucked up.

but why people specifically white men really like me- I didn't you before, I really don't give a fuck. I was like yeah scanner right, then how you feel didn't hurt. My feelings didn't oppress me did not. Slow me down, didn't think about it twice, honestly. I actually Is it good that it makes sense like you know, I was like whatever like I kind of just fucking passed it by and and in its a little, but what the all right is doing. Is there going after people's twitter past and start fucking? This foe outrage it's just by where just read faux outrage. That's why I came up with it. I see it on. The screen is right there. The missing piece of the analysis of faux outrage around Sarah, jean being hired by the times, is that the goal of the outrage is not to get her fired. Is to use it as a way to polarize people into disgusting, distrusting media more by the way, and that is good. a casino, can home run brother. I don't trust the media at all. I trust either side. That's why I'm stuck on this lebron thing.

So I'm stuck on this alex jones thing, because timid I never really listen I'll stones, but an end by the way where we do not, Oh fuck them entirely funny either, but, like I just I just get in this, I distrust and like fuck, they can take it all the way from him. They can take it away from me and then I go. I don't want my shit taken away on what I say and then I go fuck. Are they and are they in in that, in that, like cutting off Alex Jones head or they started to come at us. Are these bring it it s like going you better What do you say, mother fucker, because I'll cut your head off? That's when I start that's what I hear without the jones thing and the Sarah john thing and the like. We, we re tweets, be careful mother, fucker, James gun yeah, by the way shall today, but he's too did I not If I can call it like two weeks ago, did I not fucking call it? You can't do the movie without the deputy's that fucking suck a dick hollywood. I am the fuckin shot caller. I called it. I said you could do it without Zoe. You could do without the other guy.

Pray for what you do without all the day. Battista stands up. You know it will use a script. Deputies like that's. What's up, motherfuckers shouted battista for being a man. For that, I'm sure that's triggering I don't give a fuck shy. The other day, battista for being a man who stood up for what he believed in and said this guy's not bad. These are fucking bullies, they're online. They don't even give a fuck the problem even watch gardens of the galaxy, if you, if you, I had to ask half of them. They'd probably be like you know what actually I don't want to be removed for the film, because the films are pretty fucking awesome. The films are fucking, awesome we totally different, because that is his palmprint on those movies. You told me that I think right now, maybe that's why I'm a moment's buck in middle ground, and you can come at me in this room. me and tell me your I'm wrong and and but gimme a point of view. don't tell me I'm a fucking idiot, because then we're not doing Anything in this whole thing. If you twitter and you hear what I'm saying about Sarah Jong about lebron, about Dave battista about james gun and about how no one can trust the media whatsoever relay,

I'm trying to come out you from a very honest placed like from my heart from a very honest place, and You want to disagree with me. Just show me like article show me somethin to hell I changed my mind, that's what no doing any more if they just want to encompass rage. They want the way behind them. They want power, they don't want honest change. I want children in akron to have a better school. That's it that's it! I want to watch guardians the galaxy by the way. If I was to ever open your time, so you don't read newspapers and end they charge for their thing on as a new york times kind of like not my thing at all, but If I was to open it, I would really want to read a very insightful tech report. I love tat stuff by the way, Sir John here to talk tat. Any fuckin data week end to trash white people.

I know I should hate her. I know that I know that my party line should hate her. I know that I know that why because that's the way it works, man, no one, open mind anymore. No, you just go. I take this. I didn't pick asylum right, the middle, I own a gun. Ok, I drink a lot. I, starting to believe based on people. I follow that you can't be raises two white people, but I do believe you can write people can be racist, other people. I got really on the. like a regular. Like I call I, like, I call collar I caught shit, I'm I'm fuckin phony However, whatever the fuck, you think I am a priori. Let's go to the next thing: let's get to narrow boats net, let's find fun fun of my apologetic. It dish in politicking and sir John is actually kind of cute. Maybe that's why I oughta have has got a notion to show coming out

Food network called was called baked news There is called baked I'll. What I love about this is they called Tom. papa the key arab, loving comedian. I texted him the other day or he texted me the other day and he goes hey got a new show coming out on the food network left podcast and I wrote back phone. Who is this and he wrote back new kind, phone that doesn't have number starting there in the cloud- and I wrote back yeah and he goes buildings are hurt and then a robot gimme a gas, and he goes. I'm hilarious, okay, clearly you're a male comedian, and then he goes. Indeed and I went guessing from you're a white male comedian and I said you have in your number, but you live and allay negroes, yes, and then I started doing the math, and I was like ok, what comedians or in the cooking and I started on. Let's see- and I had like two that I

to come up with and then I realized tom is really known for his sourdough bread likely jet known like. Sourdough bread is fuckin bananas and then he remembered him telling me you didn't you somewhat cooking. we're gonna tom on they don't have a trailer for the show yet, but when they do, that will be on open dabs. Let's get out of their law, the roads. Instagram account was deleted. You know, Lana Rhoades is shallow to, I won't say his name because he has a girlfriend in either one be blown up on porn stuff. Laana roads is low. roads is a comedian is a porn star who, by the way, is known for Is there a thing going on your porn where it always says: stepsister fuck, step brother, because that's all I get now step or other folks sepsis. step, mother, fuck, step son watches, stepmother fuck gardener, then fuck, step mother, oh my god.

Anyway, Lana Lana Rhoades, is definitely jacked off to a couple of her borns and she is, I think, the step sister hope she is the quintessential older step sister in those days. That's that I think Strong suit never takes her top off totally, which is an interesting move to scupper perfect body a pervert body, but she was takes our top off to hear and I was one of them and I gotta be also the unnoticed. I don't like this step or other stepsister that fucking throw me off is apparent that bothers me that just bothers me. I don't why I dont like editing, stepmother sons, fucks, my that all this stuff fuckin really creeps me out. There but I I watch this. Someone deleted or instagram count, and I watch this affair. Of my show me this video and I wish you success, buy. It now would be upset, but I dunno, if I'd be this upset. What one of her bourns as she does do. One move and one of the points where she's like it's like do: member Remember when you were light by the way, I'm a little different

actually than everyone else, and that I am prudish, but you ruin your hooking up and you were messing around and you weren't having sex with someone. Yet like we shouldn't, do this and then all of a sudden you started having sex and that feeling was so great she does one move in there. That's that- and I was like. Oh my god, she brought me back to college like oh, my god anyway, This is laana roads, who she saying we should be doing is because it's the step brother Europe Like I don't know, if I want to do this sex with a girl thing, I will it was. It happened to me three times where I right don't count them as such. But at one end and you like on done gout Not all the way, but you know three times: you're the opposite of every guy,

No, I know there's something wrong with me. Whatever lawn roads- and please get back to me about why may occur said anything where that sort, nipples nudity pornography. That day, I never did any of that. I dont even used their talk to people on there is seriously panic attack,

Please respond to me and get back to me about why makeup was deleted. How many takes how many takes she did? That was the third one yeah. It was nowhere as the first one she's still hot as fucking shit and I don't think she's at any work done. She looks pretty natural twenty one Oh, ok, that's why she is how to shit in all twenty ones are hot shit I watch the movie. The snow man notice is the trailer to the snow man. Has anyone seen this domain spoiler alert, I'm about to ruin the fuckin movie? Ok, so you haven't in every haven't, read the book. I words yep forward two minutes. Here's the tray word the snow man. I should have had this locked and loaded for our paused. It do you.

some of those snowball at this girl walking in Finland the then it went, dark, terrifying, best, seller started. Reading the boat: that's why I want to know we're just found: the body print is missing:

He calls himself the snow man killer, hello, MR police and snow man lately inside digging out he's going after women that he disapproves of the only thing we know for sure is that he's playing games with us again and had just on a snow man, let's just spoiler desert. I really am. it's his ex girlfriends new husband, that's killer, like I told you, the big I guess that early on and inviting I it using as that, I'm in the window of intelligence that hollywood shoots war, where I don't know that bruce willis is dead until he leaned

see the blood I still know when he saw the blood on his stomach and still no use dead and then also they looked at his rings gone, and I'm still would therefore what the fuck I'm alive. as person that window, here's what fucking absolutely hilarious about this movie ha fuckin larry s by the way, to the lead. Actor is great that guy michael divestment he's awesome, he's great net it start smoking cigarettes and keep drinkin of ireland a quivering. darwin, so then, the last seen Michael fast, better. His axe girl for is now dating a new guy who's. The killer, he's, got a sun with her, but no one's told that boy that that's real signing sons named lars it is, in Sweden, this guy goes kills. Whores basically kills horse because mama's a whore so you done prove a horse. So day. Nor an attempt to get- I don't know, there's no connective tissue.

three dead dollars. We do there's no connective tissue of. Why he's dating this one person when then why is going after Michael fast mender thou killers in it any so distracting in it, because it's one going through, I think, is throat cancer, that they your voice over four about kiyomori can't speak in it yeah, so Kilmer shows up and the guy they won't when he talk they should back of his head a million fucking around this count on they, the vulcan use of humor, but they don't even shows face. Speaking like you, listening listening listening then back shouted his head as I understand what you are saying, and then it cut back to his face and the guys in these listening listening. I will devil be doing that and it so far distracting. This is working beyond asinine. So very last seen he figures. HU, the thing is, the killer is he drives? To the middle of nowhere to a barn cassettes, the killers holding fast benders ex girlfriend the killers now girlfriend and the boy fast benders

steps on or somewhat whatever and he's got this trapped in that he cuts heads off with which, by the way, makes cutting heads off so far. example. Apparently it's almost like a like a Tie that cut to head off Really vital bizarre michael spender my tits or wiggling Michael fast vendor saves the girl, dropped, the gun safeguard puts us, and the contraption and list that offer head. But in the past, as loses his point of finger day. son, saves mob guy runs out after my master of Michael fast, better microsoft, better get shot on a lake guy comes to kill us from a government and the ice serendipitous asleep cracks and he falls into the lake and he drowned just like his hormone. Now. Here is the ha fucking larry's part and by the way, if I am, if I am uninformed about this,

please hit me up in the nice way and I apologize for what I'm an essay guy, the end of them movie. they're all back in the cop station and. them got another murder. They got another murder, they solve right and there like who who can possibly is obvious. and they cut to michael vows bender, who apparently back on the job negroes. I can do it and he taps his prosthetic finger. That is still go onto a drink. Glass he's got a steal prosthetic finger like to end by the way he just lost this much of it. They just gave him a tip, a steel tip of the finger for fucking. What for what like I don't know, I can't believe this deal prosthetic Those are a thing that someone

I mean I guess they are I'm sure if you ve got a still prosthetic bigger. Please let me up in the nice way and tell me why, but I could figure out why it a steel prosthetic finger. Clearly, blown out shooting down. With his other hand, I can't imagine you trust a prosthetic finger in a fucking shoot out, but the snow man fuckin horse movie woman, get your head stuck in a tailpipe by, but a music festival fuck him how fucking? How did you see no, oh, my god, a woman got her head stuck in a tale, pipe and music festival. This is real. Her fucking head isn't a tale pipe in tell pipe otherwise not playing This is her head in a fucking pale pipe. And they had to cut her head out of the tail pipe. I don't know anymore about that. Why flora, so weird these we're never going to get through all this? How much time have we been doing? Forty minutes? Oh my god, we're never going to make it all we're never going to make it all we're gonna have to do another one. We gotta talk about your last minute trip and Alex Jones. Okay, I will,

Jos fuck out jones, I don't really have anything to say. Mother guy I may not like. I hope that I hope that he has to I really care about him. I think he's I every now and then, if he's interesting is interesting, but he seems like a violent lunatic. But I'm fine with. I don't give a fuck. I think I said everything about dead german tourists in florida. Do you do you ever hear about that? By the way I was, I was trying to explain I was trying to tell some of my lord was so fucked up. Right and wrong used to be a show with rom bennington rum perez now ron, whose either on whose you Monday s and the years I think, does sports in miami now, but, There is a ban college, a dead german tourists that were named after in the eighties early ninetys, there was rash of killing of jet of german term german and can aid and tourists in florida. What they were doing as the the rental. Companies were pudding like a letter.

We're like a rental letter on front of things so of peoples, that they knew they were foreigners and they would just pull him over and kill them and steal their cars, it was horrible Mobile it made miami it gave miami the rap. I think that maybe like some arguing with leanne about miami being the murder capital of the world. and then eightys and ninetys alliance now it was atlanta- and I was like everyone thinks there time with the murder gabble. I live in miami, but there is during the drug cartels and then the day. german tourists, so googling about dead german tourists. This is contrary to popular belief, the rat. of term tourists lange's in the sunshine state where the paper and double the state of terror did we get didn't. We get to miami rather started october, sick. Ninety, ninety two and our orlando, when Britain keep thompson, was shot in a hotel parking lot. I think someone tried to him and his wife were coming back from dinner some of these daughter was there too. Maybe I've read a lot of this violence,

were totally and two guys tried to steal a purse and he tried I think was canadian or german and, and I think in their countries you just go. Please I'll! Do that. I don't know it's not miami. in miami like gonna, given the fuckin purse honey, let's get the fuck out here, what you Bruce wayne dab and so an end, shot the fucking guy that guy's now in prison. They found him later. It wasn't until the wasn't until the first german that we I was canadian rudy, Hola was shot to death. What eight, while taking This role is violence, aim for myers now again to average. Florida. This is a sad story, but it was after all, the gulf coast and not here indeed or brow, county so theoretically, who not more already more death reputation, of course to typical german They may well happen in downtown because if people start of merit getting killed in germany. Then I could be like the frankfurt murders and they like it only one having urban

A bigger name, you know, as there's approach, the tourist killing squeeze came to a close. came closer to my I'm here. I'm the worst fucking out loud reader, ever canadian mortmain, do was doing what most people do in the winter. and visit is elderly, father and lake worth lake worth a town usually unknowable, except for it's unusual, just edition of jewish retirees and the university amie Florida recruits that's racist. I think that guy's trying to say black people, I'm almost certainly trying to say black men, my university of miami florida, roots, yeah he's doubling transit black man, I'm ok! I'm done reading this. I didn't realize I've reading a fucking, fuckin, all right, racist there's like a renegade jus killing of urine journalist. You can't just say typical university of miami recruit typical,

Well, university of miami recruit. I can't believe I just read that whole fucking article the other day. I skipped over that didn't realize when I was reading and realized I'm reading a racist guy's article, I'm reading a racist guy's article and using that as news for do you media fucking, kuntz, I'm? fucking sick of this, just Fucking someone come out and go. You can trust me, I'm a fucking yeah, but you can trust me anyway. The german tourists, let's see if we can hear a song from the dead german tourists want if they have any videos out. No o either that or you know so interesting germans have a real propensity for getting killed while on vacation in australia every abu easier about the fucking bridesmaid who was kicked out of the way

in the party and the internet, fuckin lost her shit know why why? Okay? Here we go by the way you're, not gonna, you're, not going to like my take on this. This girl, duffy duffy courtney Duffy. This tweet to jet Blue s, o s job blue book, my accede, flight for a wedding, then was asked to relinquish court. Unquote, my what a good duties as bride made and male my bridesmaids outfit accede? That means so another girl could fill in and where it happy be, data me and my laughing

I'm laughing and crying and must avoid this wedding at all costs. Please help Courtney duffy by the way, then she posted the email that the bride wrote to her now little fucked up bryce should have called her definitely should have called her, but this was the bride's email was clue. What the fuck is this shit, let's see if the This is what the bride wrote to another incredibly awkward, but is there a possibility that I might but. I know, is incredibly awkward, but there is a possibility that I might be able to have someone else step into the role and assumed the duty. Could you please mail me the jumpsuit to me of enmity the postage costs, the jumpsuit the just. Let me know the total

by the way I got to read the woman, the fucking see if I can find this, let's close this advertisement, let's see if we can read this one in there, god damnit fucking, you know what. Basically, the bride had said you know, I'm glad to hear you build your place, I'm sorry that classes are taking so long. I know how hard This view to be doing this much, but I have a massive favorite ask you this: the hard things I've ever ass to anyone, but I need to ask you to relinquish your duty as bridesmaid. Come to the wedding have a fabulous time and travel in tat in the time you need without stressing about anything else. This is where gets a little fuckin loaded. The bride said when I asked you I was really hoping that you'd be a part of this whole thing. The bachelor at trip at least the weekend pray and full night of the event

sunday night flight means you won't even be able to be there for the whole wedding the whirlwind nature of what your travel has become just won't work for the duties as a party, amber, and I'm sorry for that. So basically, this fucking Courtney duffy was like the idea, mary by chemical bridesmaids party. I can make the the night before I can show up like can land a day of wedding like I'll, be there that day, but I gotta leave that night too. I won't even be. I gotta leave that night said a lot of classes. What a selfish person. And Courtney is really honestly. I mean and now the bridle holding him. The perfectly butts courtney needs a fuckin wake up, call limit of your bridesmaid. Usa. No, you have to be a part of all that you have to set a new plan of fuckin bachelor party here and so everyone fucking lost their shit. I got on a hutu, also shit on, but I did not approve of this If I'm getting married and you're my best man and you go I'll, be there for the wedding neo, I wasn't

it is there for the bachelorette bachelor bachelor party? Let's get outta here. This was two weeks ago that this happened. Let's talk about TIM Dylan. I googled him. What's this one, you tube this girl's talking about a guide wild swimming wild swimming- I wondering, what's it didn't, seem that's an open water, sending well loved her fucking accident and she's a swimmer, and she swims more of a pool style where her boyfriend, slash, oarsmen, swims, mormon, open water style of water, More sloppy, this is all the research I've done for the trial belong. There were no like odds, there's no in robes and it's free and in the nature it does fail amazing to get out there and just be one which blood tissues lying. It's terrifying, it's fucking, terrifying, water and your natural surroundings. There are risks involved as much as I did. My turned a little bit of wild sharks, boat alligators, other swimmers, kayaks yeah yeah If there's a lot of iron risks involved, as opposed

poor where it is an ear infection in the past think I need some help from an experts are waiting to be speaking to profess Greg, why he's, while sitting out to get but also an ambassador for the world? I think this I see when I saw this. I thought wild swimming was swimming like a lunatic, like its knowledge swimming when water swimming automatic, all wilds women, for why swimming in the wild, but that doesn't tell you what the water is one of the key things about promoting about wild swimming, is that you really need to know what what the water temperature is called shot response is the killer bodies fucking yoked fuck. This guide, us people s these people in their water of water swimming, and there is big balloons by them that they swim with them. They have these a balloon the flow behind them, and then swam in them when they get tired, they just hold on the balloon and kind not a balloon is more like a baby boy: boy, Billy boy! Buoy is a boy, a boy boy like too to be how you say it.

Three me on internet on the internet and spell it out you say it billy, billy boy: yeah boy anyway, Hugo was thought about our trip in in September where to go on holiday in september. By the way you can tell me this a holiday- this must be a european and a year, Opinions know so much more about the world than we do. Then the bar been there done that muslim. Audrey. No beer pass pass ass, really cooler. hard pass Buenos aires. They call it the pair of south amerika soul when, as areas total, stability. If they had a dreadful formulae I be in buenos aires. I speak phantastico spanish san francisco hard pass. I've already been there done. Rio go looking for aid to rip french polynesia amiss.

Working airlines get on your fucking game and get me to open. I don't even know where french polynesia is. Do you know where french polynesia? I know turkish polynesia. Not a joke that german polynesia or just polynesia, which was the ones that the british must have settled. French polynesia, where's, french polynesia, east of new zealand, woe, east of new zealand, I'm in the middle of nowhere really bow by the cook islands. As a french polynesia, that's what I'm looking for life. Let's see where it is on a map, it's an eight hour flight. That's it! Yes, it's just. South, you know when you ever fly in those those flights in the little of the ocean. You like what, if he just like, goes an inch off while french polynesia that's fucking bad ass.

timber. Ok, french polynesia, is a definite here's. Why you fly. sidney than the french polynesia right could spend dan sidney. Do a fuckin meet up at a bar sidney everyone in sydney get to go. Have a fucking cocktail! Albania The new croatia- maybe not what you want to sell it, I don't think I'm gonna get you Never looked at croatia's like does like, like the paris of the of south america, the new croatia issue would be cooler if it was updated. Mexico city ongoing. Therefore ramsgate pass Japan been there, but I would tell Definitely oaxus cause it September's. The terrible see cherry bottoms, oh that none ermine and not happening again. Remind Peru

ass lisbon, no mystery why lisbon is so popular these days, what's not too like afternoons for the climbing, the seven hills and the best maradona arrests and on terrorist poets, pastel rooftop, by the way now just reading words out of the sentence kind of while Things are best spent taverns in eleven livable level, night I'll make a bee line for the barrier. Auto lax container laws make the city these central district, a party join and drink in the dawn september as fast plus whether averages twenty six degrees celsius, let's put them american terms. So we all can travel there. Ok, listen right now: lisbon, morocco. I heard one story about some key get raped in morocco and I think I've always had been like a little bit of a like. So

young boy and he's a famous young boy too. We went to morocco for his high school trip and these dudes pulled him into a fucking, hot and rape them I was like. Are you worried? That's going to happen to yo shit, Georgia, If Bina is by, is bought in geneva visa, a beaver. Yeah! Well, you don't have why? What do you mean for lunch? You just eating that? What are they eating for lunch? Ok, I'll be done. The second. Oh good job, good job. It be the and format into new york, marty go in there and September sicily, air milan. I've been there surprising fact that it rains more milan than in manchester still never let a ban whether stand the way of a truly spenders trip go to september, which has the fuse rainy days

in the month and an everyday right. You will get some excellent boots I'll list. What I love! The boots corfu I've been to corfu fucking the greatest place on the planet. It is hard american doesn't fly anywhere in greece. The cot walls, the cuts walls, one of the cuts waltz. the court's waltz simply one of the lobbies places in the world at any time the cuts walls- it's lovely as that wraps around solving in the early morning, MR strain, the mortgage, the cottage rising honeymoon the gather, but the cotswold stone, building, ancient and eternal clambered. Over the rambling stones of the with syria, with cereal aim is, as were the desk housewives, live and cuts walled, its trickling rivers and weeping willows. Here's what I was thinking thinking you're over this anchorage. We see what the average temperature anchorages and september rent a. Or cycle. Take a motorcycle up into the fuckin into the sticks. Gonna head up chile for this and see what where'd you go run a motorcycle.

Get a backpack do some camping by myself, get off the fucking grid. Put it instagram just kidding. I know that's hypocritical zimbabwe, hard pass so injury me, which I could go there. They don't fly direct on american, budapest to cities, buddha and best. Did you know that I do not in the rivers splits them? that's odd! Let me tell you a little bit about budapest. In my opinion, it's complex with historic and history and beautiful architecture. It is so beautiful september is the driest month. The city someone gives you are always out of breath bert. I think, because I don't breathe before I talk, yeah readings we'll get you out of breath. Sometimes are it we're gonna hold off on here that here that, if an option shanghai, which, by the way all of asia, it seems like just places to go visit shanghai,

hong Kong reykjavik. I want to say you really want to go to lisbon. Really it sounds like that's. That was the one. Then tracking in the streets really did it for you I go to lisbon, maybe I'll put it online and have everyone vote to where I go, it'll be like hey as I'm buying a ticket tomorrow about and buying a ticket. Today, tell me where I'm going and they'll just oh, that's fucking a bad idea: twitter pull the twitter poll you're going to I want I'd, say name of a shitty town in america, but I probably reforming their soon, so I won't say it he's going to even like to the options of kansas city as like I'll be there in middle september, french on these sounds good friends pond, john lisbon of the two choices are real quick. Let me just. how much time we done fifty seven, ok, three more minutes! This is. I got onto a let's get out of here beijing,

Fuck me did I really am in new york at the oh. This is beijing, verse, shanghai and study it's nice, but this old man just went hey to me. Were these guys just being homophobic fuck, these guys fucking we're outta. Here I don't mind a little bit of homophobic not can now This is so much. I have so much shit cover. Tony robins. Has a fuckin beachfront mansion in fiji. Fiji is not that great tony robbins beach front paradise in fiji. Let's take a look at fiji is not that great. It looks beautiful it's okay, I think I've been to fiji. My life was changed by coming to fiji and I fell so in love with the people here that I had decided. I want to have a piece of this and I want to find a way to bring for here my way they translate that for you, I so and love of the people here and therefore as fuck, and they need make money cause, there's barely sustain them

Those that I thought I'd take my massive wealth and by what is now Actually there is its rightfully theirs, but I thought I don't and then I keep it for me and not let them, the beauty. I think that was what is happy. It's called colonization. You know I eventually bought the resort and then I started building it into the top resort in the country for the last ten years in the top ten which was you beautiful people, fiji only work at which, by the way I understand he is giving jobs to them, but like that's that and that should be theirs by the way by turning into like a bleeding heart liberal, because if I get the chance I would buy a fuckin resort in fiji and fucking underpaid staff hardest fuck I would definitely do all the things I'm a hypocrite the normal lay resort spans. Five hundred and twenty five acres gorgeous by them but you know here is a problem of fiji them and I'll. Tell you. The thing that I just saw is the beaches are what you think they are they're super rocky. Their super do not comfortable

worst and so and so the waters beautiful, but you got it's really hard. So look in his picture. You see us tell you right now, so you can't walk on that beach in that water. You can't walk into that water. That's all rock abundant beaches. Just like this in pity I have been a fiji by the way. gorgeous, but it is usually not this be honest with you. It's not this green when I was there would lose it looked like arizona abalone, it's called, haven't been virginia and I'm sure he's got an assistant being like us. Okay, so they're going to come in and say it's la mani, low money. How is it low money? means having fijian, just fuckin some some real, so people via about this place.

When I was twenty nine. Oh you already make me want to fucking hate you tony robbins. I bought this place when I was twenty nine. You know what I was doing was: twenty nine. I was wearing a memo on my birthday party, for I had money and I was spending it rapidly and I didn't know I would be out of money soon. I wasn't fuckin snake oil in people to death with fuckin. I myself am a shit on robinson shoot non. All fucking, you mean you know my feelings about self help. Gurus motivational ears, I'd like to make something that feels like us, very relaxed, I know the scale of things with my scale size shares as you've probably noticed in what tony robbins massive he's fucking massive like six seven. I think one of them are a couple right. This is one of my favorite hangout spot totally private down by the water come down here and meditate or read and so forth. Actually, I have a set of stairs that go down in the caves down to the beach, but the last The storm took that out and it took out the other players. In particular, has been my favorite, which is my upstairs bed up on top

over here. I love to hang out up here? We have. These unending views, Balance here. That's cover that out nor bad. I wonder if he looks it, I wonder if he looks it. Internet hate, like one people, Lighten up on the internet is like new customer he's again. You're broken as fuck fix that and then just comes out. I'm like him at once one of my seminars. This is like the dew. She is mtv cribs ever, which is saying lot and tb cribs. So fucked up. We recover that on the show, but it was. It was a fake it was about opulence and like I'm, not I don't mind opulence, I dont mind earning money. I won. Obviously I stress for all that. I'm not saying that, but it's like there's a weird. About. Like there's a weird thing, humility like when you

this is my outdoor bed and then I got my indoor bed and then I got my. I got stairs go down to a cave, my private cave and you're. Like okay cool man, I'm like Steve o's cause he just had in him, One bedroom parliament see those who stopped a lot is you're like watching me. the throes of addiction, Keaton. Like It is, why appeared, it was ripped off literally ripped out of the building was not a hang out area that we really love. I got out outdoor beds everywhere around the house to live life and I love I opened this up because I blew slide that in slide that in what did he say, we fucked here here. He sly slid that in I love that it was clearly there's problems in the marriage because he's like I got an outdoor bed and a wife that I love out of nowhere listen out outdoor beds everywhere around the house. Do we have ripened? I love,

exceptional wife, that I love. I have what he goes one for one into lunch. I love my wife years when we were swimming later. I love fucking, my wife. I fuck her all the time in the vagina I fuck her in the vagina, with my penis and I cum inside her vagina. I love my wife. I love my wife. I don't fuck other people like me. Do I have fish balls? Golf balls that are full of fish food, and so we use these as holes. Here we come out knock balls, and then do you think. Do you think you could be racist towards our white man? I don't think so. Cunning ablaham like men. Hating him does not count. That's like throwing stones at god, plugin toe the robins xo, oblivious to the fact, the plight of the average income. I've got fish balls footballs balls out in the afternoon. That's my dipping bull isn't my bed, I why all of my wife an indoor cave, I got an outdoor bed and indoor, but I got beds everywhere like a bed sleeper by the way, I don't even sleep, because I'm a fuckin motivational speaker only sleep four hours a day but got beds everywhere, he's a fuckin walking

I'm sorry that I'm sitting on twenty robin ursula, whereby the fruits of their ecologically sound, but also the fish love it publicly They love it tony. When was the last time you asked the fish hey do you enjoy this food fish lot at the vista lovett they fucking The big ball gets caught their throat and they die, but the fish fuckin lovett god dammit fuckin Am I coming in this with a bad mood today, my inner in a bad mood, because I'm like, let's just pop to the other side, real quick, so we can see what's there by the way. I am watching this kind of fucking wanting this so bad with love. This is this life. I would love this. I would love be a fucking motivational speaker where I don't have to do anything real. I just have to get up and say buzzwords that fucking trigger people into going. I can live a better life. I can do it. I would love that find them through a punch line down at the store. I could just go and then the man pulled himself out of the ditch and we all can do that. If we do that to the other, and we must support it. other one another. What's your name honey, I'm Sarah hurried murray. Twenty five yeah

how's your relationship, I'm not that happy! You need a break up with them. Oh really, tony really! Is that what you need to break up with him right now? Let's call him on the phone. Oh shit, they're, calling him on the phone or put it on speaker. Put it on speaker. Don't worry! Sarah! Are you ready to do this? I'm ready to do this. Let's call him all right. I went to voicemail anyway, Sarah fuck, I get it. You see it. Rubber fish are his audience and his demographic and the balls are his bullshit. you could probably fix me in a fucking heartbeat. I bet. If you came in and worked with me for one weekend, I would be a ton better of a man. He does some cool. I want to document are in need of ladders. Acrimony. I hate him and this I hail. I like this document by they tony I'm just now, you watches and you, google, he definite rules themselves. Tony I apologize. I'm shame on you too hard call me out on your shit. Don't look call me out of my shit. Don't go! now my said, never mind, lumber! Do that deal rate. less I'll. Tell you what I'm switches! Beads guy, I'm an embraces

I'm going lean into it and I'm gonna love it a militia. I was being shitty, like people showed up to people on the internet, I didn't mean shitty on purpose, getting it's funny well into like this. I'm a change. Tony Ireland's would tell me what you are disliking issue in me issue you dislike about yourself. That's true, that's true! I am twenty robins. I do show parts of my life that I want you to see that make you I'm better than that. It's called social media, I'm lean and into this here we go ready to start with his poor, please. Tell me tell me: if you tell me: that's a dipping borders ice cold, I'm fuckin back in erica extra skinny bad, but why, sword alike,

We we're trying I'm okay, alright starting now starting right. Now, I'm going to like this okay, wait extra, give me ten bucks for tenant, and here we go I'm going I'm going in, unlike in syria, go all the beautiful touches, there's a proper, overlooking here I like that. I liked that it would love that wouldn't love a bathtub overlooking the ocean sure I would love a sonnet. He has a son, and here I'm so looking at it. He has a wine cellar, when you got this property in ways it kind of a bargain background, or did you have to fight for it like this? Probably the first? in twenty five acres that are part of this resort. It was a coconut plantation and it was owned by a group of professors from scripps oceanography us empire refried. Here they studied it for fourteen years and found more diverse life anywhere else and they sold it to a couple of travel agents and they didn't have enough money to

itself, ten million bucks was one chunk and then another one with another five, but it was a giant stretch in those days and then gradually. As I became more, you realize he was twenty nine and he had fifteen million floating around floating around for a house in fiji I and understand I'm lean and into this you gotta respect the guy could for good for him fuck. Yes, he couldn't. You said yes, but good for him. By the way they were doing. Oceanic discoveries on this to that are now they're gone. My way to stop stop burt fucking, stop it. It was a coconut plantation who the fuck like coconut water is really good, and so now he has cook come on area financially astute strong. I was there but more more into did you got a lot of have we gone to the one? it was. The runner up the waterfall, where you call them and ask them if they've got my car's broken down. I think I dunno, like fitness car, see what they got:

it can take us out to the waterfall real fast he's got the smile and he's happy. I bet you do for that. Where's, your wife, the police, getting a waterfall it gets in the waterfall game over. Oh, my god, you motherfucker know what this is. This is an ancient meditation technique is to get under war format, it bang on your head. I know this because the other other oral storm magazine. Article about me had done this the week before, but you let waterfall slammed on your head and an almost because, as you put it up, the little crazy. Like I mean like this is what Disliking an m is me, I'm this guy

definitely this waterfall. You don't think I was one of the first things I show you, my skinny bed or my out or bad my tab. I definitely how much I spent four. This is me, I'm hating! What I hate myself! I'm hating, you tony, because I am you, but I'm so fucking, not even close to you that it's frustrating cause, I don't How you did it? I've got all your flaws. but I dont have any of the positive things all. I know how to write this a joke it. Don't dont hendelmann money. Well, I don't know how to buy fucking property, I dont anything about any of this shit here. You are due and self help em by an properties, and in getting waterfalls with a skinny. But with a white that you love, does he have kids? You got two kids got up all boys he's out of three boys named hunter fuckin guy action and something inspirational. Water is kids, kids' names, the girls names jolly keller, that name the other one is Joe.

I rec J, I r E k is that an alien? Is it a robot, gerrick g eirik? Is it a boy to boy gilligan thought he knows? Kids are gorgeous, he kind of looks like sasha. Baron cohen leading their yak saving great job great job. we love what you ve done over here. Look I'm really beautiful. Thank you so much job they care about outside its zeal today. So you really that's like an integral part. Also me, the community here without their my family ample sides, the common basile levu, which means goodbye. if you're, big or big. That's my that laugh that got right there that le

I love it. It's a little of the little unaware as itself unaware cause he's like they call me big boss, because basically, everyone's rent, You told me they. Let me family on both sides in this is me. This is me this is the fuckin horse. Should I am by the way you're watching me. Dissect me I came over took over the king. Now they call big boss. Big boss. They do what I say pretty much This is renewal everywhere I get it. I would refer. The big areas are the big bottles of island. That's how we aren't I'm on my way to buy them I would love if they were like hey. Could you kill a in here it'd? Be like oh yeah, oh yeah, I I. I could kill a devil A couple of men and they'd get it right: yeah yeah, yeah, we've already gone five minutes, I bet he is a bug in ziglar over time. That's where we separate hardcore. Is he like I'll, be ready in five minutes and nobody shows up in four minutes and thirty seconds I'll be like I'm ready

five and you see me like a week later ass. Yet I tolliver out about that. The entire staff gather to bid tony farewell in all these guys, like fuckin, really, ok, yeah yeah yeah. The cameras are here big, bola kind of go outside and wave yeah. You guys made three cents an hour and want me to you: have fiji it up a little bit. Can you guess, some do like normal. Just fuckin act like the savages that we want. The act like fuckin ridiculous. This is a little bit. ok, this is a little. The tree Call him, king commanded, when he walks out we blow your heads a little bit like just laura because we really want to like do What I'm turning back in their big eyes. the boss save boola and they're gonna come out and they're gonna wave fuckin fans at you. He likes

the talisman an island, I must say goodbye again- I'm sort of some words that we could be the tallest whose is as Joe Joe has all you in Joe's like I am the boss, I'm a six eight six, eight and like Alban's head, alright getting the car, but I look forward to coming back home, see all the family. Again. It's been a beautiful, beautiful trip. Okay come on man, guy brought a guitar otsego by those voting guitar there's a guitar everyone's out there, like smile like he's, leaving right, we have to place back or health, the aim for a mere fuck finally, our right everyone's use organs getting bad whose getting the dipping bowl will go down to the cabo who the dares are broken big boss.

Tony hawk We like hey, sing me off. Ok, I know more about our poor but sing me off everyone out here around us. ago sing it off guys. Here we go when you tore out. I want the fans, oh shit. Some of this is he's delusional as fuck I gotta get one I got. I can't lean into this anymore. You know it'd be like if I brought my gardener and my mam and our house cleaner out when I went to the airport- and I was like guys- the bumble for me how about alabama? Thank you, but about alabama. I have a haver accelerator. I have a, I think, I'm saying is a heavy boss things I grinder they have. I tony

Ivins is a fuji and dictate he's not wearing. Shoes would be great if, as they rode, the crises emerald better fuckin work, Jesus Christ is it. Cocoanut plantation anymore he's my apples- oversee blood on your feet. I rose shoes off what a fuckin we will be watching more tony robins videos coming obvious I apologize. If this was a meandering, there are tons of tabs that are still open. I never got to or run by him, real, quick, the guy that was in and footloose with a that was the point I was making about footloose to close that out. There's a poor, were aerial which is played by the girl I like she has beat up by our boy.

and her boyfriend is played by jimmy young. That's who plays her boyfriend, but he beat her up. She too. He like breaks up with her and kind of pushes. She hits him. She pushes her then she hits his car with a steel pipe and he beats fuck out of her, and I was expecting my daughters to be like. Oh my god, you should never hit a girl. My daughter's like she had that coming. I was like wow sarah John Kevin williamson quit norton and general to parenting shifts down there all fucking firing everyone, eighty brian, is married to a guy named Conor somethin. I saw him on twitter. Why wear swim gap? some calves are sometimes warranted. Attempt keep the heralds, a new rights or protect from chlorinated water to keep sun up there, and also worn with earplugs nor deep water over the years competitive swimmers, restaurant grab. True true story: goes thinking about why everyone's wearing swim gaps, we'll talk about this. Next, what you got, there's a famine, It's been selling round the world for nine years of fuckin watch the whole thing about them. Yeah. I know the bullfight about them next time. The average time for a four hundred metre, swim area.

And says. Fifty percent title six minutes in twelve seconds, so five percent I'll seven minutes and eight seconds nine percent I'll eight minutes. That's me right there. ninety percent, If I don't know, that's good or bad means no We percent of the people can do that yeah! Well, that's fucking fucked, this guy's blog okay. So you were saying the slowest person finish in an hour. At half and he was like seventy seven years old, the triathlon year. What how why do you think you can't beat that a seventy seven year, guy so terminus whim deftly by Week of eleven- let's just let's just ballpark this eleven miles, if I, if I bike at like twenty, if, like say, say fifteen miles per hour, they'll finish that in forty five minutes, right, let me let me say I do the bike and forty five minutes so then, what's at where we are fifty five minutes and then a fucking three mile run, which is going to take me after all

the last one. I ran a marathon into in fourteen miles or twelve miles amateur. twelve miles. Thirty six minutes was thirty. Six times ten times forty five took an hour, twentysomething pluses, yeah it's to be hard and by the way we're not talking about the time it takes me to get out of water and get all the bike. Sometimes you may get off like a promo running shoes like today, The poor and I could get my pants or so I don't know what I'm gonna get a. We should close out on Kathleen turner's wrote a fuckin insane fuckin thing for buzz thing. There's anthony Alex Jones. This. Is the family? That's been sailing around the world? Let's do this. Let's watch I'm going to pull up or I'm gonna pull up times. He would go. I'm gonna get don't show this on the screen, I'm pulling up my emails. Okay, I don't want people to be able to see how much money I make so sometimes it'll put my thing and where is it all just type in triathlon? Try

Here we go ok ready. This is now this is how and out the absurd. As you know, I've talked about it nausea I'm in training for this traffic, like a stack this saturday august eleventh and Where is that so far as of august? We have seventy nine men registered forty, two women, twelve kids and five teams that if the steak is like an hour north of here here are the finishing times, for this is the people and in the trial. on here, the finishing times for the triumph on they had the other day. Ok unites. This is children's fuck from on bert came here. Is I am positive amusing, your name and telling your time, but I'm just but dont known air, this part and I'll just hell you times of people? Okay, so you don't. Shame anybody and make them feel like we may find them. So don't put this on the screen: ok,

wherever you just edited, don't put that on the screen, or here we go. These are the teams, let's go to the individual times. Here we go age groups of women. How do I get to men? There's male okay, Jesus Christ I mean this is doesn't make sense, the winning time at his trial, almost forty six minutes and thirty one seconds that guy's fifty years old, guy forty six minutes and thirty one Hence the slowest time was one: minute one hour and forty five minutes and neck. I was thirty like I was thirty to hear the ages of the fast this time, the top ten fast, this timescale. These are the ages at the top.

And fact the times. Fifty fifty one, fifty four forty one, forty one, twenty four, while twenty forgot smoke by these motherfuckers sixty four fifty two thirty these six, fifty nine forty seven sixty that's the top thirteen! That's the ages of them, Ok, I wish you showed what they did in the different events. Now hear the ages. at the top, ten losers, twelve years old, fifty sixty forty forty nine fifty sixty four seventy six, twelve thirty, two! Thirty six, an hour in thirty, seven minutes what what are my average my time out what is to come to one twentysomethings? If I one twenty something I will finish at that. and in the top in the last ten,

No, I am finishing in an hour. This is no way there's no other way. Unless my bike ride takes no there's no fucking way. there's. No way it's going to be. My swim is going to be ten minutes, but how? How long does it take to lessen our google this not here but How long does it take to bike? Does do ten miles? That's affair. How long does it take to buy ten miles? Well, I'm a lot fitter. I have a rodent survive shattered and now I'm an average of fifteen minute miles per hour on a short ride, and between twelve miles an hour on long rides. I reckon ten miles will take forty minutes. That's what I got too yeah forty minutes is going to take forty. It's going to take me. Probably forty, five, fifty minutes.

I do that plus an hour. Yes, I'm going to fucking I'm going to become in last place. No yeah, I'm gonna come in last place, There's gotta be something I'm not, but I'm coming way last place or be the very. Fucking ended as this I'm to be the last As person that went on this travelin and by the way I'm not, I can be the worst in shape to be the last person it might today? I did my four hundred metres in eight minutes. Do me eight. This is a foreigner meters in open water. I'm sue I'm figuring another two minutes, because I might get lost, I'm a fuckin and then you know I think, you're going to kick some open water booty shop, How many calories do you think I'll burn on this whole thing thousand and I'm gonna fuckin shall drink that day, but no okay, when you're talking to you, I mean yeah do get drunk. How long did it take for a beginning, beginner by the way, have only read my bike twice that word

If you have, this habit is hard to ride. In l, a is fucking. Yes, deja I've written the station or bike this fucking blast. Does she have? But you gotta train your when it gets fine. Let's see, okay, This guy wrote how long did it take for beginner or to a ten mile by cried me? How can I point out that doing ten mile ride is almost impossible for a beginner and could take you for hours or I point to a downhill ten mile segment you can do it in thirty minutes depends on the specific ride. Other conditions, wind bike. I hope it rains it'd be great if it rained the whole trip. Triathlon sixty miles per hour is a good speed. Twenty mph is pretty fast when going alone, all right, my wife's coming in alright. What's the matter

Fucking car keys they're all in my green bag, I'm leaving I'm leaving alright, I'm going to say I'm done, I'm done. Where are you going where you going okay, I gotta feed ilo right, hey guys I was over open tabs is over. I apologize, I got it will be apparent. I love you guys have a great week. We ve been looking to travel on. God bless america. I think that's racist, o eight, whatever, whatever I said that you hated this week, I apologize twenty robins have a grey, weak, good, good luck, bert The