The brand new everybody muzzle keep old many pants over there. the role she wanted, everybody. What day? Is it who is it a wise and who are you play the wizard In what way any other girl parts now why they were too scurvy in my worst skirts and the last time I ward for ass, I had a tank top and someone doesn't like showing her all not even kind of the upper see me talk about period party on Conan. What do you think about that? I had death. I can say about it, but I shouldn't say it: why? Because good call

keep your mouth shut. Okay, what do you? What do you want it? Did it embarrass you now? Are you proud of it? It was what I thought you were, say. Oh, that's right, you thought I was gonna be complimentary. Instead, I was funny you complimentary, was parliamentary. Now I made unless dry about you. I make jokes about it, I didn't like go like it wasn't it. how important power she said to me. She goes, I didn't know you talk about it like that all interesting, love it? You know your mind: ila ha ha ha. I apologise everyone here there have been an open tabs up but I haven't done a red from here- and the progress have been late and that's all my fault, because mostly because My specials airing on netflix everytime everything our work for the past eighteen months. It came to fruition. and is now hearing on net philly afflicts. I know you know this. I know you why sippet

Do me a solid, I might. I might really like a lubbock crystalline. I talked to the interview with crystal lee. It's coming out next week. He was talking about people earn their there they become did when they could become babies, elders in his thing, and they get a pin and the certificate yeah things really cool, but we have the challenge. Coins yes meant, but just just I'm already getting emails about it, we're not ready yet to release them. So please just hold your emails until We tell you how to get one, please, because I I'm getting emails from people, but I don't really have anything to tell you yet about and we just got them their courage, but the pretty cool and they won't they're gonna, be for free, I'm not going to charge for them away. There's two of em, but are we just gotta figure out the process of getting them to you in any way? And now that's going to work out a little more complicated but challenge wonderin share them, what about my special secret imo netflix, my towards aids

I think madison sold out next week and I'm in Kansas city this week is probably sold out already. We added to show a medicine on thursday. we had a delay show because stub is charging to her. Fifty bucks partition. Yeah, crazy right and I was like well fuck that I'll just add a show. I don't want anyone getting robbed. Go see me do stand up, will add a show and then san jose the following week. Those things are going fast, so go get em now sent say madison and the sober october. starts. Can you believe it yeah? By the way? I think I might do sober september in So by why do sober twenty nineteen? Oh, did you get that email from the fan? No forded it? you a fan, sent an email or actually his wife, emailed saying that he started so october with you last year and It was life changing and he just changes. Lifestyle entirely and he's been sober since last october and is changed our life

for all these super grateful offers a better offer the better yet fantastic new was good to hear Look at you yourself, help guru would even about earlier desalvo guru but only in certain circles, right alone how she gets so non target obama elsie my feet: release my car her feet were terry lawrence, like barfi wash them now, so they don't smell ray? I do we are hardly. Maybe it was the socks Lou ever a hike. Lord Harrowby slid down a really really steepling. Everyone got sand up there. but and very dirty. They all got very dirty. Allah starts working blue say that their butts ooh snap. Let's talk about teens crops. jobs and make up can help me we will do that. I give those do you have do you have cropped up now give make up now. Are you attained now? Almost you know

eighteens with cropped up. Yes, who do they know, don't I'll, say any names known. it is going, Georgia has occurred, alyosha. The current rise up. Yes, like three she's, three grand Well, I blind that's a hoodie crop top and then she has like a crotchety crop top, and then she has like one of those cats to camp the middle finger thing I, my I'm changing my lifestyle, my blood pressure was ok. Today, my dad was in the car with his doctor, DR hyatt, and I read off my blood pressure, my blood pressure today, and I told it to him. It was like that's not bad. When I was like yeah it's bad good and so are properly empowered, but I didn't feel fancy. I feel good. I feel really good. I haven't been drinking lately and I'm not going to drink tonight. Not going to wednesday and I'm in here sparingly. I here's where I start going like. Should I go like I go on the road and come home and go to the doctor on Monday or just do what I'd normally just do. What I normally do yeah do what I normally do yeah.

as you want the doktor to know what you really like, oh yeah, I know, but Finally, I'm trying to change my life. I would I just party just to see a doctor yeah. This reads already: bragging you feel it. Yes, no just get on with it. people who I do one Are you gonna reader, a red here all right? You got a red, the bullet points and I'll talk about a case about paying out as Yeah I hold on hold on hold on hold on this progress brought you by our exports, I first found or x mars. When I was, I was that, like juice area. One of those like healthy juicer ease and I saw it and it just had simple ingredients: egg whites, knots, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, and I thought, there's no way that that's just the ingredients- and I said to the lady working around the thing I went. What else is in there? She goes. That's it flipped it over. It turns out, that's it. They are healthier shit. I did a pod.

as with cynthia Cynthia had serious ass mine nutritionist is she though the number one bars you should you could eat it's just ingredients, no bullshit filler and taste, absolutely fantastic and what I found that they were sponsor I flip my shit. He did I hit up my ad sales rep. I won't say her name, but shout out to her and him and them- and I was like I fucking love- these bars absolutely. Lobbies bars noted listener not grab one throw in your pocket spent the day in your pocket kind of men. it's on you a little bit as it is. Pure ingredients are really help to keep him in part one. after a workout got some protein, their amazing. What it s about these bars ilo spine third floor. there? You can just don't not only that, but with read the yellow parts. Rex our export rhyme, corn, carne car core ingredients

Do all the talking yeah. They do all the talking. we're ingredients. Do all the dog s simple. Simply like eating three equates to date, dates to ask what nor to date I dare say when you ask them. Why would he murmured? I know it's like I'm always a day like today is no it's not about such bitter fruits. Like a dried, Do you? Don't own bait go and figs molecules? Our goals Omens, I guess all involved, but it should be noted that my daughter's dyslexic asia is working very hard on reading and doing a great job actually read a book. Everything turns out what she believes. The book says versus what the book does are two different things. It's very entertaining, but multiples keep going. I ok turns out

real food ingredients, actually taste really good das. You knew that das either you actually taste cannot co through corner codes, gonna kids, Oh coconuts, coconuts! Let me see that. Let me see the coffee real quick, so we can get time our action. You can really take that no, its, not cocoanuts one cow. Oh well, that's a hard words. She was actually getting it right, ca, real food spices, their fourteen. Every survey dip talking, Jeez, therefore, didn't lindane there's a lot of all broaden the true values, these ivory, no added. So no artificial, flavors breakfast on the go tom in your bag. Do not put it in your pocket, dormant back

I take pride. Dignity. Wait do not put them in your pocket. Did the other day that was like melted egg white protein stands out as a source of protein. That's easy to absorb. I love them Absolutely love em get twenty five dollars off your first order visit our acts. Or are eggs ba r d calm, slash, bert gas and then a promo bert guessed at check out. That's twenty! dollars off your first order, get a box of which ones I have we deem it my visions, bad. I let me read I read it all out beyond the next one: help me on on yeah yeah, the easiest one, the easiest one vote we just did. These is one get twenty five percent off your first order visit our export dot com. so I support guest and under the promo code, bert cast a check out. Thank you so much arts bar, I want to show you my hair cut in a little bit, I'm a gradual, and either on the go Our podcast has also brought you buy beachbody body on demand. My wife stand still does mom ever do be twenty one, they fix Allah

all this talk doesn't doesn't mom, look fantastic yeah applause and twenty one day fix and it really changed the way routines. Your lifestyle be done also, the again she gets up in the morning. it puts on her or she takes girls to school. She puts on her the closer work, our clothes and then banks and out right now to the kitchen. Thirty minutes been beach body on a man is the largest possible, of its kind and all is: is it all your favorite work out places tee to tee twenty five. Annex three, maybe arcs, twenty one they fix brazilian bought lift pie. oh paperbacks, three. Why weak yoga insanity? It's got! Everything it's over seven. Our workers often live in levels ranging body willing to wait. Training cardio hit To yoga and even dance workout, they even avenue. Regional help, success doesn't happen,

the gym, it's what you gotta put your body and they have dozens and dozens and dozens of easy to follow meal plans and hundreds of delicious recipes you get to work. Your schedule. That's what leon likes about it right on your hands on your phone, watching to see where georgia is china It's access anywhere on your computer are taken into the gym when I'm on the road and literally Now my lesters can try it for free absolutely for free. What are you waiting for over me? and people are on this platform right now. you. My listener can get a free trial membership when you text be archie, bert to thirty. Thirty. Thirty, that's be party to thirty. Thirty. Thirty get full access to the end, tire platform for free all the work out. The nutritional information and support leave a free text bert, be party to thirty thirty, thirty bees body in demand, It makes your wife hot again total and absolute

They wrote that in their dead right is progress has also brought you buy shady raise isler. Yes, you will be helping to talk about this That's a lot of someone took my shabby re stolen shady raise a fantastic sunglass provider you go online, I've got the copy points. Ally want to hurry this one up and where no way around these people bid us good money. Then and people to go fuck this ad shady raids and independent sunglass company and they strong warranty among all set here. Read this mark. Let us draw your words here among us unless brands, including a lifetime crap and more craftsmanship, warranty and I repair for free replacements, envy replacements? It lost her broken

if you drop them in a lake and ocean doesn't matter what ha matter? What happens? No way? Yes, no raise. Has your fucking back weight, they'll, replace them if you drop them in the lake woman? Listen to me so go out there. Your life, your life, so you're, irresponsible and you're a different smarts story, what happens? Others their sunglasses they replace the loud, that's pretty I say, go ahead, lose your ray bans. Oppression, say this that go ahead and lose you loser expensive tongue, cheek sunglasses, an asset for replacement, see what's gonna happen in order to tell your tongue in cheek sarcasm is actually ugly they're going to say pay for them pay for them suckers. Here we go Allah. Oh no! No! No! You read this part. Ok, shady rays also donates eleven meals to fight you're in america with every do they have and they donated over one point: eight million meals wow far most parish around four.

Five dollars, and these things our quality ilo. You have a pair correct There are great you, like those sunglasses. Yeah year looked into the sun. They didn't they worked a lot If you, like my darling, you like to stare and to decide these sunglasses or the one for you, there polarized right either I think they are they are. I really don't know how they do it to polarize they're, durable. They mine, the islas, have kept up forever giulietta bro a week. They have two cases and plus I getting two hundred plus dollar on live sunglasses. These things are clear. And even with all that they offer free report replacements. If you're likely Dad you drop a middle lake, so people go to katy raids on common check him out our list right now I'll read all of that immutable appoint. You know you know. You know I've been waiting for this moment. You're the microphone. Please.

It can be accurate. Bended accuse then lead do. What can I do? The one line now is given lord we announced plaster high god, you are. You are working hard on this cool isler. If you gotta, say raids, dot com, you can check him out. This is I won't get one by one, yet one kind offer the code is for fifty. You too, funding, killing me the quotas for fifty percent of two or more items at the shade shop. This is strong, is deal you're gonna get the best deal; they offer they katy raise offers- and this is exclusive to my listeners right now This is how you get it I'll tell him how to get it. Use problem oh code, bert gassed. I said it again: bert cast promo code burka, whose approach Goodbye, gassed, gotta shady way. Dot com and by one get one.

for fifty percent of two or more items at the stage of this is the better get either will go to their use. By tat I mean yeah later commercial, Yeah no yoke most should What did you think we were doing vaguest high everyone to get the staff not like a commercial, yes at home or commercial show that the member states and those guys on lasses- you took this unless, as georgia to the sun lasses, they stole them yeah I'll, even get the same glasses you gave them to me. Mother gave them for you to try them on and they never came back Alright, everybody swinging at columbia, yeah we're going to me and you're going to georgia. Can you get starbucks over there? No are you inhabited god, but its literally right round the corner, you can run yes or no. You can run until I get a water. There are no one wants to hear this shit.

By the way. This is everyday. Do you know how many times she asked me to get mean on the way home from like fifteen at least finally had to If you ask me wartime we're not getting it all week and you an onlooker appeal sex them? It was a penny in the toilet. I peed on look about about us. Anyway, I took it up. Bitch shut off right now, no I'm not mom. It was elected. On a penny and then I said it's pretty good looks I pulled it out. I wash bridge I hold up a big shot up, what an incomplete. If you thought I was talking to mom and I washed it off and I brought it home in georgia found it is. Is this the petit you peed on, because I watched your stories dad yeah? There have been. at our house to this week,

gas is absolutely fantastic. It is a hour. Was it a three hour plus is a three hour podcast. I've known met for a long time, usually really tight, the girl, I've never met him met him legitimate through sure on his birthday. That's where we all out for the first. Time, but I've known him forever. He is a fan. ass, a comedian. I think I touched all the points I wanted to talk about. I want, to talk a little bit. We want a little bit about politics. What's that with tat, better, a baby we're doing it right now he's doing entered to the pie casting way he did pike o my lady it for three hours. Sweating with a matt, oh and those who is talking about that now so the listeners kind of know what's coming ahead. Ok make sense! Now this kind of matter listeners I knew it. I was leslie duly em. What is mean mega you mean it was better than this

Now it's better the med eyes better, because I am smarter review, women can be more cheddar than let me get through this book and read? Okay, listen to that laugh mom! As someone hit a golf ball into a whale or whatever I want all the times I wanted to touch. We thought we touch a little bit about about. We turned a little bit of bob politics, but not very much. We get off that. We talk mostly stand up about what we like incentive about. Post stand up with a new phase It's going round. We talk about the bridge town comedy festival which about founded and has been won, for think. Over ten years we talk all comedy. We talk about the road we talk about. Acting, we talk about everything under the sun he's a fantastic dude. he's a hilarious comedian. His special you in the name of it finally live in portland, is going to be streaming just

everywhere, amazon, I too and apple. You name it to do it's a new programme, the private I came up with mobile networks, but that's it egg is mine is seeing mine, so you're diamond? have legs, this constantly: promoting he's a phantom the guy he's a real. really honestly whole areas, comedian and if you get to seconds. Google I'll bet it's that fucking good. Ladies and gentlemen, today's podcast map wronger the that also celebrate russia. China, like madam economy, about my blouse hiv people that they break it off to fuck yeah. I got I had my negative awesome.

It was a start. Yeah, ok, yeah by my my wife's manager, she's, my ex manager, actually those how real that's all we got together. Yellow cross lies in us pause cross Just tell me, thou someone was like getting low, dad buy some big, some big agent, an agent she had was literally like I will cut my honeymoon short. I will come home and it's just like awful like what does business? Does the people like it so funny, but its it dictates You know it's one of the things that I was like they were too. I was there were talking about louis and I was like kebbi, oh and I, by the way, I'm not getting into the fucking public discourse of louis, because it just as a fucking down that's fine by me. I mean like if you want to talk about. We can I just like tat person just go like. It's so it's it! I just started, not texting tweeting when I was drunk again

recently I just like going here. You get fired up about something and you go wait hold on, maybe a. How do I feel about this tomorrow? That's how swartz and that's why worrisome wasn't on twitter for like years really- and it's always because he told me he was like LISA, because I draped brow, like I drink a lot man, I shouldn't: have this power yeah, because he's huge he have like you know the moment he jumps on twitter he's got like one hundred thousand like it's nothing like yeah. I mean that's smart. Smart more like not without anyone. I also I also starting like us, it off about something. On my part, my solo podcast, I did another podcast and the guy was like. I was like hey man, I heard your solo podcast and you said this are those your feelings and I went oh no, I'm just talking yeah yeah we know that the problem with the printed word it so severe that, like I know, every angry email I've ever sent, and I regret every one of them. Even if I was right, you look it up and you, like god like it, that ruined someone's entire day. If you

It's put out, you know what I mean also interesting and I think you're you're. I think you're like three years four years younger than me. How old are you I'm forty four yeah? Oh you're a year younger but like we were at the first, we were ground zero, yes of firing off angry emails, yet no one ever got out of our except we got it yeah. We were young enough to not know what the fuck we really will light motherfuckers. Oh yeah yeah. We only this should work well in your language. They'll understand donor, the concept, but it's like when you read that from somebody you're like this person, I hate now like they made me they dispersed broke my art it. I remember one jot capital and mark Brazil got in oh yeah over over a good brazil with like the seventy, show guy younger and they got leaked. Yes, that's that's right. You definitely cognizant of texts. I send people yes, because because man at your for the text. Will someone will break in its ass? Well

come on, we'll released absolutely and it's all out in either. It all exists. It's all forever and and despite you're an invasion of privacy yeah, it completely doesn't matter; no, it will be like no, no, no! No! No! No! No! I know I said I m worried everything every offensive I have you ingest written to someone in a in a committed context. As someone else, everyone's no done that we're just like you know. leader like like put this way there

the guy, the only guy in my life that I ever had to break up with is a friend I've had a few of these games was brutal. It's it's the worst thing, it's harder than a relationship. One I mean yeah, you have to be like him and we not only do I not want to have sex with you. I want to speak with you. I just don't want to say, don't call me your friend anymore yeah, because I found out I found out. He was like he was just what he was like a big liar. He lied about everything for no reason, but he also was he was there were women. I knew in my life who came forward, I guess I'd say: say like hey- you know what he's been saying to me all this time and he's really made me feel uncomfortable and I'm just like. Oh fuck screw this guy, you know so it's like. I can beyond that guy's team, you know anyway lost very long here. He claimed like he's lies were insane and we knew him back from the chicago days any claim to have at one point and he said it to a few different guys in private. Ah, while drinking that he found Chris Farley's body like he was the one they found it and yet

as you know, I would never write that guy to my life, I would you just keep around the there remained tell em get em all per annum drunken we like guys terms or almost enjoy like I'm, not I'm, not someone ever call people our lives like charger like I will. I never would be like that. You're, not sure it's just too harsh we had. We had a guy in college. I will say his name and I, want to almost come. Almost certain wasn't his name yeah, you know don't say his name, but we met him. freshman year, and so it for me the same floor right. I meet this guy miles, mosley, who I love to this day miles mosley was on the there. This is going to. I hate that I have to defend the world the way it used to be jirga. I hate that, say something and people go. Are you serious yup? There was black floors, newer white floors, I didn't say they segregated floors back then it's insane. I know yeah, but mostly mostly because it was the football player

then all the other, regular kids like public. rob black and there is also kids must go with this thursday. Oh by the way the city was segregated, meaning it we had a my college in a black collar. I am, u implored state so, but there were, there was a fly atlanta unofficially, but it was. There is also. This is going to sound bizarre to everyone and miles mostly will test. This could see because of his name up not only on the black warmer than a black english class. No, I mean put it up, put it out alive readiness- and you said his name was like all your black ready asked that's a pretty black name. Pretty boy god I don't know if it was by. I don't know is by nature, nurture monsieur le. He definitely as a black dude like up miles mostly to this day is where my theory has anyone here on a black hole.

He looks like larry bird, a guy who kept forbidden, but not as tall just happens, a look like we are now getting into the height to go. Oh my god. It's just that we face a body as he is sitting in his room. He had that here, the corner room right to the right he's sitting as room them. I press therefore black dudes for floor Why do the guy? I press the third on action. I get out and I realize I'm like aussie black dudes and I one like I sitting is room not if anyone no one's talking to him at all, and he sees me as like a lifeline. He goes want to see a you drink, that's ha ha ha! That's how I meet mild, mostly that's operating grants to my dear that's definitely a white of my friend mating copier, so I tell him the same in parallel. White guys on the next floor. coming out of us and he was like yeah sure so we upstairs, If I meet my roommate and my buddy Jeff Hartley says dude, I met a great guy and he was released again he's from Brazil right. Okay, he he was going to play

soccer pepperdine, but he decided to go here. Do disguised fuck and amazingly The story tells a meal miles miles. Perks up like this. Is it feel that no one can then a white guy comes in, and you like this guy and we're friends all summer and he never have money. Now, always, moral clothes that, like just everything, and let me guess he was doing the same thing my guy was do or he would just you would like because you always want to impress you and you're like dude, wordy friends. I dont not just not. Why have friends, because I'm impressed by your own right now, because there is a real and their loyal interest, hopefully gets into humour, but I'm never like man. I did says my best friend, because he has a bentley or whatever the enemy and would do stuff like one time there is this. I think this is how it went down cops came to the door, they thought we were drinking, we work, working, but we had it from them and then-

everything's fine and then the cops came back and the like. You guys, keyed our car. the warlike nobody did, and now this guy this guy was gone out of the room when we were drinking and those in the room. Yeah we're like no. We would never forget what we grub. Pretty pretty. as I would say, but in in privilege I mean there was no no part of us whatever key a cop car, knowing we always had respect for the law, sure in our privilege, meaning like you'd. Never, your parents would kill you ever get? Oh god, oh god, Then the cops leave any side stood at all your car? You, like why the fuck they brought us into the station. They brought us into the station at like the next day. They came back and got us out of class and brought us into the station, and he was like you need to lie for me and I was like all of us are happening now: dude, but but a better reason that oh yeah yeah the courtroom soria guy. They none, but his old master sacked these intersect so now, every year I have two friends that every time a major celebrity dies. They were. They text me that

name, I would say his name found by know the guy down, but like his found prince boy like that's how I found out. People have died, because my friend will tell me that this guy found him. You know like it, and it's like it's. It's Disturbing, but it's always hilarious as if this guy, I still can't people, hey man, I wouldn't have you heard above prince, but I found him. Would you did when divine you to find out his friends now, just public have dinner with them. I stole from There are fragile him any one, big thing he would do ass. He would like Paul scams and law. it got like he, he would date. He dated a couple of girls that he liked stole their identities like he is he's a low down did and then he had this. They went. They went out for like someone's birthday, and he was there with his knit curtain girlfriend and they were taught about scams. They were pulling together and was can like if you found the right girl Jane you like what I mean. I guess she on a date. What works for you, I'm just glad. I don't know many more. You know I almost like

there are let you run into love. You like that in comedy when you first I've salute outside, think that's almost like the honey pot that priority yap of guys come in and tell em they're big story gap and and by the way, and its end is part of what got one. Friends in trouble Is it is really hard to get into comedy and really is hard to like break through the fucking the bubble? as in make and be someone someone's like. Oh my god do you know this guy's story, yeah yeah, I mean that's, why people fake it until they make it. You know there are people that, was wondering that was a those other. The video was round. There was a legitimate way to get into business for sure it was. I don't know what I'm saying like that was legit yeah. I had friends that were like no, no, no, no fake. Do you make it? You got a nice car living in a shitty apartment. You tell when you're producing, making stuff yeah Yeah I mean it's like they're there. There are huge chunks of the town, still doing that, like five guys in one apartment, they all least the same like bends, and they all

I mean you imagine, what a horrible, my god I continue to live in a building with with those guys, five guys they'd all sit on the stoop just chain smoking cigarettes staring at the same car really, and I was like five that we either was seven like we each get a day like I am Tuesday yeah rams older. He gets saturday, he gets Saturday night, so you know I wish I were. I have come to cynical to be fair. If you make it out to afraid of being found out too, I dont like I that's why I love that. Don't lie you don't remember anything well that becomes problematic. When you tell so many truths, then people ask you to think, and you just go mail I pray to god that logs, I can't believe. I said that I get at the other side of it. I did say I did the big js going to podcasts. I was Rock'N'Roll right right and they ask you first time you had sex the first time you did drugs and the first time you went to a concert. Okay- and I was praying I had lied about my concerts. I was embarrassed of it and I was like,

tell the truth. I think our mother told the truth was whitney houston and the beach boys. That's pretty awesome and nobody there were like, but yeah. I, have a problem of a problem with over sharing, I think, oh for sure, that's like where I wish. I wish I could just which only just pontio tablet and tell her Dude I mean you know you, you know, will you play the store too yeah? Yeah, obviously, and- and I mean if you go to some of those rooms where it's just like a kid- threw together his friends or whatever, and it's that thing of the the the the current trend, which is be as personal as possible, which is awesome like you're special. If I may fantastic Israel and it's very personal, it's very true to your life and that's the kind of shit I everyone should be doing but people that had only been doing comedy a couple months. Almost entering a kid got up. Was like hey. I was molested where's, the joke man, you know it and then he would go broke me and it's like, oh, my god,

like us, it's just this thing it just they just want fame anyone at all right away at it. it's like see. The algorithm is working that that the trend is coming. in colonies, post comedy yes and there's no jokes, and I think that every single one of us as it does for a living goes no, no, no, no, no, no! No, no superman board! You have I mean it's, it's everyone. Everyone looked at, like tag and louis, and you know, but a bunch of people and we're like. Oh this, well. What does whatever their mind like? No, they know they do sometimes, but there's it's like building a house to get these four there are amazing stories or jokes in the middle, you can fill in all kinds of shit. If you think of a new window right there, you build new window yeah. I just do right now. I just share that has thought about right now, but the amount comics I saw who we're starting out industry talking about their day and in three minutes in everyone. They're stinking up the room, and it's you I got no man, you can't it's. You know, as you know, the the

one thing I say and then to like the one time I heard of like what I guess was post comedy, meaning so for those you, the dun, others a new trend, there's an go written cottage composed commies, where the jokes, our important their second, while in and that's I feel like That'S- that is like- Some writers idea of creating a thing which is nothing it's it's a grunge yeah, it's a alright and it's as exact, which is like garage grunge. Grunge was like, of course, wasn't really a thing and they weren't, like a group of guys that hung out pearl jam, didn't really know. Nirvana know the end and soundgarden new pearl jam. But like they all just a little bit right and when they run it. Bands like really just didn't, wear makeup. Yeah lol was yeah. It didn't wear makeup and flop their hair. That says they were in seattle and it rained all the time yeah they put hairspray and it would wash it exactly and there are like poor the humanity levels. Where do I ask you how, for five years revel willing? I mean it's like you know the bid, the big tat poor. For that thing,

It is in the net, which is funny theirs, throughout, like she's a pro? I gotta go. I have to every time you will bring up Manette my one job thrice. She said, shit like organisation in red shows we want, but there's one joke. She wrote in there that I still to this day I giggle at maybe once a day which one is when I was growing up. I knew more facts about unicorns than I did about: lesbians there's. No, facts about you because I was like I was like oh wow. That would be, and then I was like. Oh yeah unicorns don't exist, yeah exactly so like yeah, but but but yes, she did was personal. It was whatever and might take away was that it was it was it was it was.

What what we're supposed to be doing is kind of a vis rating everything we're gonna be territory apart and in kind of looking at it. As you now works, she did that with the algerian hugh movement. She did that with with withstand a comedy itself, with herself wouldn't put her. She shredded herself talk about how I've shred of myself for laughs all my life and its pert me. You know that's a balloon, something where national supposed to say kind of thing. You know that but I took away from it. I didn't take away from it. Love like oh, she literally got sat on stayed great. I mean a chore. She said, I'm tired of writing the and I'm not like many use alarm a mamma can't use at all to you, I no exact jokes. This. talking about and what, but like I'm tired of doing the joke, which is look at what I'm wearing clearly emma lesbian right, like as opposed to like hell. Fuck you what I'm wearing this comfortable and yeah- and this is why I'm comfortable in it totally is- and I think that that a lot of lesbians and a lot of gay guys would go up and and make jokes

about themselves to make the audience comparable with knife is she was saying I will no longer do that and I think that's beyond played out too that whole during of like you know, I mean the stereotype. I know what you're thinking so and so, and so, and so had a baby is unlike I won't make. I won't point exactly examples, but, like the other point of like isn't, real if you may, we used to go look at a stupid, ass, diana wherein and all of us Is that the beko bitch you put it on like that? Yes, looking at, I know what you're doing and look at this jacket out of nevada. Proudly, you fucking picked it yes, yes, and so, and so I think I thought was in part me applauded. It pardon understands that that does cut to the feet out from a lot of gay I'll be cheating q Drugs sure where they go where they, they are just making a living and they are made in front of themselves for being gay. Look I'm making fun of myself for being fat for being too much like I do, I'm not I'm not.

Pointing I'm. Not I'm not! Agreement ones are the other church by like what she's doing will end. didn't say we have to put a stop to this really talk about yourself. You know like the view that journalists going we out he's dead, because it's like comedy is almost impossible to write about it is I'm sorry butler. I mean when you have someone who is root who usually reviews plays, and then this person our view, stand up. It's like doing what I understand. It's like you're, the You judge the blue ribbon peg at at at at the fair and now you're going to look at robots in a factory or whatever, like it's a dessert beyond different. apples and oranges. He's argument really the same fruit or any meaning that one's a vegetable you mean domain and and look like look. Look! The best exit, the best lesson amber gotten comedy, was like five. it's in chicago, where I'm the back of the room. The body, mine, undisguised onstage, and he was kind of a hat dude, and he was talking about flavors of gatorade, and he was this like

yes, there is a flavor radical, fierce lime. What sulphur I also bought a lime and the guy next to me goes yeah. That makes you furious huh, and I was like that's it. It's like. It doesn't matter what your truth is, but it's got to be some kind of truth or truth. You know you just like you don't get mad at gatorade, flavors man yeah, you know the latter should be there should be. That would be a really brilliant book lessons I learned in comedy and just go to all of us in going out like the last hour, I learned more lessons in comedy, getting ready for this hour. Y'all get obsessive about, it sure cause it was Netflix and I was like I was. I go. Okay, I can do stand up one hundred and fifty times before I do this yeah. and I was like, I'm really do two hundred for the eminent outta, my camera prominence and I kept I was started whittling down how many hours of annoying stanhope hamley hours I like I started getting About I get in about twenty, I'm never ability

checkbook? I think I would have liked right. Yeah same never balanced the check, and I don't think you do that anymore. Not really I mean it doesn't you know you. We have basically computer programs that you can do it for you. My wife, my wife made a comment about me saying I and not by the way, I'm not like. Oh we'll share once again at least, but I haven't been drinking a lot lately. Ok, I just haven't been lot of reasons, I figure number one started. Looking at people aging just aging, and going like, I said an old man legs. China ronnie be about this. I saw a man legs unaware

No, I don't want old man legs. I want a good man like like, like rogan, looks like he has footballs in his calves, and I was like I want. I want good legs and I think drinking makes me not inactive in an activity brings all the slowing its luxury development down. Like I mean I just did a buddy of mine. Does a podcast called all fantasy everything where you in Carmel? Yes, you know he and yeah, of course, and we did we drafted hangover remedies and my number one was exercise and I'm of I'm a binge drinker. Nor do I owe you mean yes, I like to go. We had to go on, go on go but like in years as years gone by like now that I'm married and all this stuff. I've definitely slowed it up. In one thing like this weekend, my wife and I I went to assume a class on saturday we go to. In glasses, some time where you just fucking, dance and just sweat it all out. The next day went to went to like soulcycle, went to a spin class and so like and ass. I usually it's like. I dont our work on the weekends screw that yeah I wake up and I want to wake up. You know, have patrimony beer alike, MIKE Bernal, say, go about my deck Fatima path, europe's yeah

so take yam unit on the same wage. It's it's about likes, scaling, scaling and back and kind of saving it. The saving it for four, when it's for one for when it counts. Yes- and I and I said to my wife yesterday- s sitting and I had drank. Where was I was I somewhere this weekend? I was in new york partied new york and I had meant, but I had been parting for a while in new york. Less bless me ass. You are harder than anyone, then anyone you know like cargo I thought had the belt nope no cause new york just doesn't closed. Chicago was too for I m new york. This doesn't apply drink all day with ARI. I want to say all ran through the night with Austria like just one, and I was smoking weed like crazy, but I am The point is like I hadn't for the past couple months I've been really tailoring back and then I went hard and I was like one. back on them, a bottom I'm gonna to take the weak a couple weeks off again, chair

But then yesterday I was forced to think of like what is the thing The thing inside me that wants to drink like I go. I go who buell sunset, Let's make a cocktail of a cigar and get in the pool gash, and then that leads into my night and last night I was like. I said it was beautiful and perfect, yahoo's social, perfect. and I said I'm sitting when my wife and I just them almost angry yes to matters of a need to treat. We have a treat like she was like she was like. Let me tell you the problem with you: never done anything in life. As you committed you- have to just riding jokes. So your whole life we never had a job. You'll have to worry about money, a business manager. You have everything setup god all you do is think about jokes. You could be talking about me and yeah jobs, but yeah yeah she's, like she's like norm, people now and I'll just go balance. My checkbook therefore, now when I'll go and take a look what you know? Maybe I'll. Maybe I should invest in some property you're, just all you're thinking about jokes and so,

she's. Maybe I dunno maybe needed. grow up a little bit and I was like: oh that's not going to happen, and then I was like was just fucking white knuckling this one out and then I was like. I was like you know what I'm going to work out and I got on the treadmill wow. I was like fuck it you're not going to tell me not to grow up and I'm getting on the treadmill yeah I mean. But but that's that's! That's a good instinct, because so many times when I get that same What would like a bird called it like like the monster or something like that? It's like here, it's getting itchy and wants to go party and it wants to go to whatever yeah it's like you kind of you kind of pick another thing and see but passes Zeb it gets a little better and it can be the difference between having I beers or having fifteen a lot of times. You know o o so flag. You do a thing first, yet you I I I sunday night. I was not monitoring sunday night, then all of a sudden, like eight couples came over. with other kids out like war. I'm not gonna, not right now, and so I took the.

The smaller bottles of tea does check than this one. This one, and then they have this one, not the little ones, with this more right, yeah, and so I said I just wanna drink more than that, half of it, but I smoke we with it. I was like okay, that out there. Maybe that'll be my new thing. There you go but yeah and I have a cardiologist appointment coming up next monday. So I'm nervous sure didn't work out, I don't want to die under way. I need to get one but she's gonna, I give the above measures of its great than you I know, don't worry yeah I mean I do have I do have there is a history of heart disease in parts of my family, so it's like I'm I'm on it. The very careful to get my blood cholesterol is a big one to get that checked and stuff, but I find I've found that, like regular exercise like couple times a week like keeps it way down. Also make it kind of shrinks your insides a little bit like a beer stomachs. You don't I just me like all from home meeting, just snack and money. on somethin. I don't really do that anymore. I mean they're still those moments, but now just kind it.

If such a metabolism like that that thing I've been describing As is like, I met this guy. I came in, is not his girlfriend or having a kid and he's like yeah, I'm terrified, but yeah she's, awesome and we're seeing where it goes and staff and I'm just like a baby. Taking your mind of other crap, to write me like oh yeah, and is me it's like lately. Come anyone. I know who's got into martial arts, it just changes, everything else, their life and they have like a laser focus on what counts and what does not or terms of us. You know heavy drinkers, people that give each other like next day headache. Sometimes you a pinch that nerve in your hand, so that you Your brain thinks of the pain in your hand, stops thinking of your head ache and adding headache starts going away its. Pinching. That nerve is alive.

oh you having these these these moments, where you kind of pinch that nerve it kind of just got it, gives you perspective real, like oh, you know and I don't need a shot gun, a bottle of vetoes and for the poor right now, but I feel so good when you do of what we ask you, where you, you weren't boredom portland where you know Chicago, but my bears move when I was to borders cargo start, important starting in portland started, went school in new york and was an actor and we almost portland like when you are grown up strange and weird was the was it like it is today. No no now it's now it's like this, this debt

donation kind of I don't know you know what chicken and egg brooklyn or portland hipster was, but it was like it was its kind like that everywhere now sweet. What were they there had to be hints of that growing up right I mean oh, it's always like an incredibly progressive. Incredibly, like archie farsi place with a bunch of like weirdos chuck, pelenore, corrupt fight club wrote a book he's gay. Yes, can I tell you like I mean I guess they. They hid that from us because I was obsessed with fight club well, did in the book say. Do we really need women So I read that was kind of my whenever the burghers like hey you yeah man. What in our debate that, when my wife, to be more way of dominating everyday, like four months. Ok and I'll, wash fight club on repeat a clause zeal good bye, put my matters, the closet, my put my bet: private television. In the closet, my guy had a walk in closet. I put anywhere in your operation, chaos. I was like dude, it's it's cave time here we go we're going to.

We're going to heal these wounds, a bear gets hurt. It goes to the cave and go astray going to be fine. We're going to be fun and and I found that he's gay listening to rogan podcast. I was like oh my god, my heroes, gay, there's him and davidson artist. You know define me oh wow, the two guys my two heroes are gay, but there was really no question was at rs. You are, I remember, reading you didn't actually think he was straight at you. I remember reading naked getting a quarter, though, after three quarters of the way in yeah and I'm like dude, I love this guy. I wanna be this guy yeah and him saying that he sucked at truckers, dick or something sure I was like hold on hey, wait a minute! Wait! Oh yeah! It was like wait are muslim is read that how can they have start with holding hands or something wait me into it? I'm like okay, have fun, go back and forth, and I was like okay yeah. I guess I'm really cool with homosexuality is when we recology found out perry farrell that dude suck his dick and you were like ok

yeah process this because I'm not going to stop blogging berbera. What early you're, just making me poorer, as if one of my favorite things was like straight for it, because I grew. I grew up knowing gay couples as like it was, and as I knew none I get, I not knew I didn't know. I wanted to tell me- and I can tell I are light yeah, but it was it was you know at the same time you know I'm I'm heterosexual, so growing up. It's like it's like. I wasn't a chilis dude. You know. I definitely said the word faggot. When I was kid you know it's like I am not proud of that at all your shamed, in fact, but is like at the same time. I grew up around not only gig people but gave families. Well like there's, roger and Andy are. These is gay couple I grew up with. They live next door to your portland has more strip clubs than any other capita. more per capita than this. Some of those took their right, and it's men and women go off in all were last hawthorne. Lorry strip is great. I was. I was right next to the poor regions. From a helium. I love that. That's a good, solid, just drop in one sassy's, I think, is the best, but anyway,

They live next door to this woman who was like one of the biggest strippers in town was popular and she had a great big house and and roger hey, I'm in highschool and they're like they're like yeah. She sunbathe in the nude is too bad no one's there to appreciate I'm like. Can I come over roger roger police? Ah, but it's like like chuck palin knew the I've I've I've heard twice women in bars going. Oh, my god, this chuck Palahniuk I'm going to fuck him twice. I've heard women like em, just like we've, kicked surprise prize. You know, because he's like a handsome older muscular man like chicks like over this. Just like you didn't use, oh god, asset rep, rogan podcast was fucking amazing. Oh, I still haven't heard that one. Oh, it's fault! How long ago was it three weeks ago, two weeks, they do not so good yeah and you're. Just the whole time. You like your goddamn, it scares gotta dialed in yeah. He's he's just a short when it comes are when it comes art, he really loves to fall,

and the edge push like I. I was a fascinating guy. His his thing was he's got the kind of a laser focus and discipline in it. He just put it on writing the perfect sentence, and so he just writes these incredible books like I am a huge fan of a lot of his stuff. I gotta say: it's two. I read the book or the author. The the guy who produced fight club was a big hollywood producer, but like kind of like a like a just, a a regular dude, you know- didn't go at the hollywood crap and like really love that book and bright actor, edward Norton and brought it to brad pitt and they were like. This is amazing. Let's make it and both guys their raps were like do not make this movie will kill your careers and he did as they should they did. The whole thing has bred it could do anything. You want it back then, but we still can, but they they shot, though booby and when they do ex greening. For all the exact like on the net on the studio level right you're, the highest level.

no matter what the movie is. They all walk out and they're like even if they hated it, they're not allowed to stay that. You know what I mean, because no one wants to be the first one to be like wrong, so they're all just like alright, Well, that's something with fight club day, ran up to him there like you, killed brad, you killed him, you killed off, Brad pitt like they were screaming, like as if he had brad like shooting kids or something insane like like something really yeah. They hated it so much and I think it's such a good move, the autumn maize and one reason is so good- is because it was so disruptive back. Then he just was. He was a that movie here. You know we created the term snowflakes away How do I get up now? Hilarious? He created the term snowflake and something else like heat he I guess he said, and you know when you'd You do something like this right determined you don't realize your creating it

and I you know in that thing, he, like everyone, thinks there fuckin snowflake yeah No then, and unlike the hard right, wingers use it wrong there it means you melt, it's like no, it means you think you're special and more different than anyone else here, yeah and so and then another term, but it was funny how almost like fight clubs, then it's like I'm a may came up during that time. Now you have dislike, alpha male go like is defined by flight fight club well in and sadly like the wrong kind, like the proud boys, which are basically like, like goober beta. Is that just basically, like you know, want to bring back the era where men ran everything and everything is just like you know you have to give everyone their rights and and you're not your rights are not being infringed upon drill straight white dude. I'm sorry, you know not you. oh, but I am them and but but- yeah, but I think it's more. The point

anytime, you introduce something that stat powerful. It's going to have good and bad consequences with that level of art. It just is it's gotten out into a chuck or, or you know, have you ever met him? I never know I was wanting to have your project stole my god. I would love it. Yeah sweet so when you were growing up in portland was just like, like was ike here, I imagined when when I was in college. I wanted to live in two places: portland seattle. I just wanted to live there because I thought I thought Breathing was green. I thought that we had the ground was always soft and, like you I thought that, like others The clouds culminated in euros up on a hill. That's a fact that high gang and jump off waterfalls ruler, where I grew up in northeast portland was not very pretty or nice. My parents were kind of state, were school teachers and then make much money, but I remember like there were were there were like girls and pimps and like they were sellen heroin out of the bars like for the five bars on Alberta, got busted for science and heroin,

We learn the term heroin back when I was probably for a fine but like the rest of the city, you know there's really nice places and an okay place, but it always was seen as kind of like a poor man's seattle back then, seattle was kind of like the big deal where all the money was in an inner for people in the northwest and stuff, but it was kind of dislike this kind of unknown. we're town in that book. The chalk wrote and his colleagues, jackson, refugees or something like that is about it's like people that don't fit anywhere else. Just ended up there and like it is that's that's why the the amount of strip clubs, that's where the amount of weird art there's always weird art, a lot of it I hated, but there was like there was like the dist it chronic twenty four hour. Twenty four hour charge of Alice that was downtown, is behind a glass wall. That was all it looked like something out of a talking heads video. A lot of my trotted. Look like a talking heads, video in terms of the art and like there'd, be like a revolving like classic Elvis head and a computer screen and the little and the little keyboard comes out and was a commoner sixty four and you could

except on the street. Long as you put a quarter in and it would marry you be like do you take and you'd press? Why do you take Y and, like you know, or or you know it, it would tell your fortune or whatever, but like thousands saying: I'm a relate to have you. offered in high school, actually true jobless, get married injustice, random art exhibit kind of making fun of it. Detentions and all the like. That's that's that we bring it up as an example of our and it was like an idyllic place to live, but When I was in high school, you have their, which was the eighties into the early ninetys. You had basically likened to. things happen. Gangs moved up from los angeles because the crackdown on on drugs was so insane. They started. You know that reached out and are looking for disenfranchised youth that didn't have strong parental figures. Then you had this guy named metzger, who had a white supremacist compound out in the in the woods now, if

a very good. I know right. Never do I say that they do what they can channel is making me. I hurried catch a break now not accurate by the way. I have to say this now, but Kirk friend, I'm making a joke about you, because I love you call him a friend jokes about friends anymore. Everyone fuckin lose their got them all. I love you heard a lovely, you know, I love you, you don't don't don't find at sea, sean anybody. You know people do that he's talking about you know you're, not you do, but eight so those got those guys with would go in for like the white, young men and women and if you ve, seen like american history acts that camp the I'll hang out in the barn that was based on that. I knew people that went to that barn door. When did those names, yeah and and and that joined blood's and crops, and so we have this little just live and let live town and all of a sudden. Just random violence would happen at punk, shows and hip. Hop shows because look the most danger.

people are not the gang bangers are not the likeness solely the area nation guys it's the ones who one approved at those guys at their tough, its don't it's the it's the wannabes as the people to just the prospects- and so you had- no guys in Jim class throwing signs, you had people on the on my football team that like what, tackle each other during scrimmage and like what are you doing, we're on the same team and handle my team mother fuck, you know like and then you had. Ah, you had skinheads, roman, the streets. You had this group called scars which were skinheads committed against racism, which is basically black and white skin it, but they still when I use what I call the star wars method of of solving problems, which is to destroy where either the other side is the death star, so you have to blow it up. All they want to do is kick ass and when you're like a teenage boy, that's kind of all you want to do a lot of time, but they wanted it. You know we. we forget that when you see someone it's like it's like when, when do you know those guys,

like older persons, not on my team, I'm gonna kill em. You can put that for anything. You can put it where I could designate you you're a sexist on a kick your ass to make my son feel better your racing to kick your ass. You know it's like take that doesn't of sexism that doesnt solve racism. That just means you heard a human being, and you know understand that definition when you're in in iceland, so I got so it wasn't. Important was a war zone. it added a level of of anxiety and tension that I had never known my whole life. There was a really strange. Oh that would have fucked me up. It was really would have done one or two things for me would have fucked me up or it would have a polar I mean put me in one of those groups. Yeah, and I mean I state above the fray, because most most of us I feel like most teenager are smarter than we be it give them any kind of credit for the stereotype is their down there not done they just don't have an experience but like I member being almost easy talk to their pretty chill and like there. They are the ones who decide. Now. This whole thing's bullshit amber, has no clothes so like

mostly blindly we're like yet it's done, but then I knew some cum people who you know. If, if you disenfranchise enough that, what's what makes you join, that things will be revised. That I knew growing up in often relic will we stand for the white race man like? No, we don't dude. No, we don't, and- and it was the The biggest thing people don't think about in terms of gangs and those groups is its family, its community, all it means, as you have someone who watches your back and that's all anyone wants and if you don't grow in a family we don't feel enough of that. You'll turned to that shit. You now, I feel like if those guys you get him a room alone, and just talk to him, like my dad, was a vice principle and a disciplinarian and I knew guys who were in and out of prison growth who, like at my age. Now who, when I see him, will be like hey man, say hi to your dad. He was always good to me. Man cause my dad, would pull a poem aside and be like you know, trevor with what the fuck are you doing we know what these guys better brazenness were where they make he'll better by yourself and you're better than

You know because lottery george, you can't we blame on these right people off. Oh, like you get it's exhausting or teachers are regular peoples do yeah. My mom was a teacher alright, so it's sort of like I always go like georgia. My youngest, my oldest in fifth grade, was my teacher doesn't like me and I was like that's impossible. You know maybe it's possible sure, and then I went in your class. I was I helped you said lunches, ok in the mornings, and I listened to the way she interacted with this black kid, and I was like I think she might be racist slam. The way she's talking home is different than the she's talking the white kitten and then, and then it was at one. Then it wasn't racist. It was just they were Kids would like a little bit of a learning disability that were frustrating to her, oh yeah. So then I looked at her and I was like. Oh let me look at her as a comic right size, someone up in the audience, you're, probably wearing a sleeveless shirt. I can't take you serious like and you're like you're. Oh george, she's we're three different colors of black, like sheep, three different holds a black she got dressed

assuming she is dressed in black, but her pants, color blacked and our shoes and shirt yeah. That's crazy person. If the person dresses in three different shades of black one went into person that doesn't like themselves because, to my mind, not to be Sherlock holmes, their standup style, but it's like this person does not have a lot of lights on in her house when she's getting dressed because she doesn't want to look at herself in the mirror. Doesn't look at herself in the mirror and you're not attractive? Herr not done so. Let's go take a look of a car. She drops like these are open You can use to figure out, whereas viewing viewers do instead up you'd be like. Let me guess your car up, let me guess and ninety one toilet or to yourself, you got it like energy is it white and dirty covered in? Does there was black black and covering allows us to the point you realize you like all it's the wish, your wipers villainy out of yeah and also georgia can you imagine what what habit of our lives, if micro, so dirty. All I could see out. of the wish purse

I'm in the OECD for those. If you ve been running from it for like days from zombies, oh yeah, yeah, exactly and so on? But that's the one thing and then and then there are really great great great great teachers, yeah my dog there's gotta teach our wish, I could say the guy's names his name makes. This joke makes the stew Recently, I have said I know, said this on the pakistani orbit. my daughter really connected with the sky and. I'll call him a call him like gimme. A great will give me a great white guy, last name, mouser, broader jerk, like brown. his wrongdoers, a great last name, thanks to your Ngos are mister. Brownrigg got a tough, really gets yet three friends is both dead. What it means used death in life comes at a quick, what's aids greece's he's, but what there's delegates class but he's lost. Three friends is Bob

auditions. No one wants to give roles, the white guys overs varying with his class, to the point where I am dying laughing. He is he easy sitting out on the loading dock pack in a box or marlboro reds yeah, and I our construction botz with your kid I go, and then I said I set, and they should the weather was yours: hollywood's not been nice to him, give roles to white guys anymore and I went out why not on wheat how'd you get issues are actually dad. I'm not supposed to tell you about this. In the class- and he was crying- and he just told me, and he told me not to tell anybody and I was like go hyla. Listen. This is a guy that is on the edge. Do not fuck with the Guy, ok listeners he's talking about me. I occasionally tita class. I am mr brok I was crying ass- did something It's insane that I wrote a script and ilo came back and she has carried. It may go of course, use. You let your kid reuse grit! This was pretty funny

This will know and as the rest is, but it's about them. It's about. Ok, the premise, a meal I took it out. No one really wanted it. I mean that I'll make it on my own church, but May I didn't take it out like I gave it to me, the georgian agents and they were kind of like well. We think we develop you as a father. This one is in technically use a father guy, so my daughters learn how to time travel but but they do it when they're like twenty five and their idiots and they feel with everything up. They don't know any of the rules of time travel so as their father. Now I go out with them at twenty five and twenty seven and have to time travel with them and fix things. Wow, and it's a little edgy like one of the episodes they go to kill hitler they think that would be a good idea to travel back but, go to his art classes. They don't know, looks excellent, mustache, yet a cart and they just kill our friends and then they blame it on the Jews yeah, it's a vague All of these laws could be as though so

and obviously you can see no one in in what corporate tv or corporate hollywood would want to touch. Something like that, but the way the internet is a part of me is like I fucking want a patriotic just make it got. But but ilo came back. She's like Did you side and a role for mister Brownrigg dead, and I was like which was just a little bit part. He would really help them out. Pardon me: it breaks my daughter, my heart, my dog, my daughter's, so sweet yeah that she's like cares about this each year and then he got you got suspended for calling a kid, a fuckin asshole. God, you know the kid was just like. You know that it's that alpha kid who said does weaknesses yeah? I just kept poking the bare oh yeah. Wrongdoers on edge guy that other we can get him to lose. It brought me here. You know, get that callback, kid a call back. For that I would almost I would almost. I would almost want daughter to help me right a script about her about cat guy and have you play the teacher mr brown on in

and just the a guy who overtures to kids makes me laugh so great idea for a character, that's so funny, just by over oversight. And so I wrote the bit so the very first so the pilot they come back say more. life. There are realising fucked everything up in the end they don't want to leave and whether their losses, like guest you can't kill off the couch, but there from the future surrender interacting with themselves there taking themselves out there party and my grandparents. All they do is smell them like its it out like and they invite two wrongs. I love MR brons that's great and they bring MR brown go to figure out time, travel use their science teacher and so that the whole time they're back like answered, then, when they leave the like, we ve talked to MR rod or we figured out and that's when they go, kill hitler, that's grayer, that's great, but but yeah that I want to talk about I want to talk about only talk about you, all the stuff you done in hollywood, but I really want it. I want to know about Chicago seen, guy and I make of always.

View, the only guy or new from portland awry ono. Anyone from Portland What are you doing now? incrementally I carmona Madame once all guy, I'm really is, interesting guy, because I guess shane torres is from lemme. I mean he's originally from texas, but yeah he came up in a comedy. Saint relates in mexico forever. You guys, I'm on my right goes Monterrey. Human rights is one of them get em Was it himself like eskimo meatloaf biagi act He like he came up in it, but he's not from there but same with ron, funchess now and he's originally from Chicago but you're from portland. Oh, what part of portland European Holgate holy, south east. New guy, did I hear some kind of a house on Holgate that I read out like a family up, that's insane, then

but I knew you were important because a breakdown yeah so had. I know- and I know, but I never knew, well. I've been to the portland seen a lot church carmel chain. I gotta be shame, told me about oftenest everything, yes and I listened, would upset I loved it yeah. Oh you gotta go on and then I started promoting it on my podcast, just like just I believe and goodwill. I believe, and I like something spread it at summits spread it out there yeah I can't to have your mind by the way I'm dionysius gonna be the most fun we ve. Start having guests real yeah. Oh you like cigarettes post just having guess again pretty much guess the best. I would also mean that could monolithic it makes things only a half an hour, but like too, when I listen to the calls in which my pretty her picture me it's. It's called advice from a deep shit, I'm sorry to plug. What is this?

third by gas. Second Billy dilates the new incarnation of my my old one voting no longer map wronger, but it's basically what and you had another one called mats. oh, my god get ours back in two thousand and nine wire wrote out with mcguire yeah yeah yeah. I know Matt dwyer very well, oh yeah me too yeah, yeah old friend, not me, I said very well, I'm sure Matt would be like burt. We know each other, but but but yes, so anyway, and I just can t about him behind. I no know at all and then I was in a bar in new york and he came up needs like I mean carmel like I'll. Do it If your father biogas is like. Oh is again thank you for talking so much about it, and I was like it's great, I loveless into it area, Jonathan and then there's sky stand up, bad batman stand up, spat men do not know who this is sounds really familiar by the way I hated him and even have beef because I don't know this guy is only norm but like he's a they give, it's it's a guy. Take

in the past to stand up right. I think that's all he is he's a comic, I'm pretty sure it's schedule. But I don't and I'm almost certain. It's not Earl said it's not one. That would make sense. But Earl said it's not him, but it's it's a pretty funny. Fucking guy, which url is url, is so funny and he's and and a real true punk in the sense that, like fucking, Anti everything just lock in take this shit down outside. So that's so Earl and away africa and earl is absolutely fucking hilarious, yea it so not all everyone's Earl. Everyone says, is not rural guy, but I follow I follow shit on me a few times that made me laugh. Yeah he's like I'm sorry. Weight per chrysler times were different people. Why didn't anyone tell me about that? That's fine and that's kind of stuff. He does. Is there and apparently gotten a beef with Ian, and I did not read that it was beef. I just read: Ian's tweet, okay and sorry between it and then immediately. I retorted the beef, ok and then everyone can

not me and I like, and then even in was I go man I thought we were ghoul was a girl like I was literally like we're. Why it's like an we're back to talk about in terms of the starkness of the written word where it's like. I thought I was just retreating irony a by and I'm sure I would have the same reaction. Either yours or he is you don't even know I don't even know but were you feel any jonesy put someone at you, even though it's like a a troll or a joke, or whatever it's like you, just like hey with the sheet and and ah god it operates. Mean I get. Why, like john array and a bunch of my friends are like just, ought they just don't go on twitter anymore? Nor is it is the garbage fire the rude read. It doesn't Nothing good is coming out of it. For me right, I don't Then people buy tickets from it. I don't think they are. I get my news from it. It's fun to talk shit about sports cars. I will say that I learned someone's dead right away on twelve marilla. I was like right on top of that. Yeah did whose wanted

We do not like it's that it's good for news, it's good for like stomach that, but it is still take the serene thing. Did this bother me so fuckin much is like it's. These. These feminists, are then saying immediate meat thing went down and watch. I was sure thing and I from a very innocent place. I'm going like fact that, guy when the girl to her shirt off on the thing out brutal and I go fuck that guy, what gives you take your fucking sure? Don't act like a fuckin sport out. All that's dinosaurs, sexism right there yeah for and then, when we serenest stamina by way, emmy clearly, admittedly the coach, was giving our signals bouquet. That's fine, we'll at an end The thing I was I'm still learning about anything about tennis nowadays, when those things where they always allow that all of us and this guy decided to be like you- would like

Yeah rules. Are rules are rules like if you know there are rules in the books in like arkansas, where you can like? You can't live with a pig in your house or something like that. You have like a pet pig and rural section of oral sex in alabama, correct that just like yeah, it's a rule book but yeah, but so like so like clearly whatever, but she didn't see the fucking thing she just all she like and then I have always enjoyed people that loser shit What are you how you doll? I was like weep with. No one does who doesn't like ass, who gets offended when a fuckin temporary goes thought that that poles, shit? Gotta love that I watched to park your human right yeah, it's like a view to come at any time and plead gets a massive chakra like that. I'm like yes, because it's like who should that money, the owner yeah. I care, you know so it's like with these people, not that I'd like they should be allowed be children, but they can be emotional

they should be allowed to be emotional. Do when johnny when Johnny Moselle gotten saw not judgment, so he knows about a baker. Mayfield got untrue, bull foretell on another planet ever team to suck his deck right any and all polish eyes. I dont none are no. No, no that's why we there this. Is it hawk competition ray, you got a fucking still have us, don't smoke the animal, the animal it's been there and we she serina lights up. I go yeah mother fucker and she wasn't like you idiot. You know she could have been and I started on. Our side absolutely could have been like suck my pussy renata, oh yeah. Oh my god, can you imagine I would have loved it. I would have been amazed. What were the first thing you see on twitter is like men. This is why you suck- and I'm like, hold on you're talking to me like that, but they're, not though they're kind of talking about the pain of it. That's how I read it. I go white rhino, I'm on twitter angrier. While and it's like. Yes, I

What were you coming from because it is like the designation? The targeting is like it's like it's it's incorrect. Its basic like this is the atmosphere founded. You know by the patriarch It's like you. Absolutely absolutely. You know echo is not lighting in a man like that. He is no no way he has. None of them are by waiting. We're really dissecting that these last named re most. So, let's not fucking piece out men point out the fund, nasal latino guy, he's fucking tailored less real. Fuck, and will you think I've got something to do yeah? does I'm sure there's a I may. Maybe I'm fuckin wrong. I don't know I mean you mean like a like. I used being on like like, but massage any amazon cultural, multicultural mythologies. It ranges varies throughout. I think it's like any patriarchy were in an even more the point. I think it's it's look. Look at the sport. They still make them where this fuckin skirts and you know it- it's something go anywhere that bears catwoman so yeah and issued its dumb and it's it's it's it's a thing of like women should,

this isn't like. It's always been, women should be theirs, but men, hey, hey boys, are boys reagan. Do we can do men, gotta, be men, and it's just you're so bothered by the x I was like ours are reading. It never was attacking me technically. It's like. I said here the problem with women, Everyone will agree that ngo wise autonomy about us he's talking about. You know here. Problem I mean it's, it's agate. I could see people, but If I go here is the problem of women. You know I ever will be like what the far right, but like or like what I said here the problem, the rain right, but not like them. I just I I got pissed cause then I'm like I was on a I'm on her team like wait, what how come I'm getting attacked and I just hopped offline and I was like fuck this- yeah, it's not worth my sunday, my sunday should, we spent will in any event the thing is, I think you just gotta use gonna take it awaits, it's meant to be taken. Is it's not you? It's not you bought it.

Like that. We do live in a system that we benefit from asthma created by men, and it's like back to it's a problem with their like those probably foxes. It is just like you know: yeah like the date they relish they're kind of shit. They relish the deck. The thing makes you mad and want to be like yeah, that that's why, god join us. Birdman are all against us and they're, not all against us, but I think the same I think, there's. I think if I think, if we have, if we're going to isolate polarized with problems than the woman who sent a tweet identities are not the same? No, I feel like what you're saying right there is is, is definitely like trump thinking we're, not gonna like battle, and I was wrong, but I would say, is trumpeton wood. You finally say because of that, because the ito there

the thing with the riot where he was just like there were bad people on both sides, and it's just like. There are good people on both sides, like their hood people and those racists were walking with torches. Those are good people. There were people on both sides. I don't think you now know And- and I I wouldn't equate the the people calling out the sexism as for the other, guys too. Okay, I just think I may be incurred, on that. I just do think that the the the far left in the far right. If we got rid of both of them, yet Then we will just have a bunch of people going like. I think everyone should like. ray. I think we all there are some fucked up. People like me will be like does without

if you look if you're talking about extreme right and extreme stream left than on a certain level, I might agree with you, but I think it in. In the end, the extreme left in the n wants to help as many people as possible and create equality. They want to help as many people as possible. Do they want to help themselves? No, I think it's I mean it's. You know I can't speak for everybody, but I think that the foundation of, if you have like far left you go, would be we like communism, which means everybody gets the same, which doesn't work because human greed exists myself. I'm definitely lavish I'm I'm I'm talking about. You know the evergreen university people get course like those. I don't think they're good people, one those women that and women and men who are saying to the to the, principle. You lower your hands, you don't speak. your hands raised. Those are

people yeah, but I mean I also think that so incredibly fringe here, but I think nobody what I'm saying Laotse friend man's bodies are already point. Yes for, I think of the angel, but I think your target, by which I mean if you, if you have what you thought you Michael splinter groups, I would definitely agree with you. We dislike Jesus god, man. I do not think I don't think I don't think proud boys are like theirs. Big organization, not really, as I think that is like, let us not less after use our I'll stop using that terms. Its like, I just know, want to give them any more. I don't I don't really give a fuck me out both of those far ones. I look at the middle, the clay layers and who go like like this. The middle of the road people like problem, Probably like me and you just like ooh, that serena thing and don't I I didn't see that I just I just saw. That is like some. I like that. I am right for instead of yourself right in an all, I want you to have a conversation I dont want to screaming manager. I dont want to tell people I dont, maybe I'm

I'm totally wrong boy. I don't think so, but you know we're going to go screaming your face over. You know I am against the disenfranchisement of of people for whatever racer or whatever sex they are whatever they are actual inclination ultimate limit. Everyone raise. I don't think so that are you just to make myself clear. About? What I'm saying, and I think you you're like this too. I am in a sentence and about both of us yeah. I think I think both of us want to say yes I'd, I I I Actually I'm well aware of why privilege? I am well aware of privilege right, I'm well aware of the area, please I am well aware of the page. quirky? I'm? Well aware of what that in it, yes, I get all of that and I I think it's existing. I think it's been existing and I don't think I think obviously there's nuance in all, but I think that there are white people like Theo oven, who could argue, he didn't benefit from white privilege. Does he grew up so poor? and you were ok that those people are just and my wife family yet- and I know there's I think, there's always there's always but the

who does have a modern mullet on purpose at his age. He so does he know the difference between right and wrong. I'm in debt and I love you. I love listening to new points of views. I like lack a love saying to people. Or lubbock loveless. I used to really loveless into lindy west, the newest matera, gatty west. I used to love listening to her, I still I still, I still think lindy's pretty great and she I'd stopped only reason. I stopped following her on our stepfather and twitter because it was ways and fighting with people. I was like out, I'm gonna, get that my life and it might meeting was anywhere times. You would say something that I would daphne disagree with her or her em, all or whatever she was doing, but it was that thing where even if I discreet, I wanted to go put on your eye. We take the disagreement and then agree with first radio and all of you let me see elegant brat, back engineer and myself into the same opinion. And might my thing is always I dont know your struggle. I don't know any ones but my own. So

am I will only lie so I'm gonna bright same so like I no matter how someone reacts ito in their situation. Who am I to go hey you're doing? that wrong innocence. Now, even though don't get me wrong, not gonna sit back and be like well, at my house and fire, but I am white, so I deserve this. You know it's like I'm going to not protect myself for the things I believe in and things like that, but I just think you back to twitter. reason why it's such a garbage fire is because fights start like that. That's ok, everyone and everyone wants to it's like you know, it'll solve this argument, a flame thrower, it's like! No! It won't. It will not stop cartel. Just wants just watch. Just one yeah. You watch out what it is like dude. What are you doing, because its everyone's reaction is to have

it'll. You know immediate meltdown scorched the earth. Let me kill everyone who disagrees with me and then there's no one laughed it's what if we took away vocal cords until you were forty yeah, you had dissolved, it, you'd earn your vocal chords, like you could say small sentences like can I take your order, but that's it ha I do believe that everyone should have to wait tables for two weeks. Everyone yeah like in Israel? You have to be in the army for a year. Two weeks in two weeks in america, everybody, let's book, he has re evil, don't mean nothin. Bugs me more than one I'm in a restaurant with someone and we're having they just are shady did the stand. For what I'm? For no reason is, I can man ward ere you dont know. Even one I've had his waitresses. Having bad day I voiced, I say, waitress that so funny for wages is in our hands a bad day I immediately go I've? Been there Jeff I've been there were your fuckin. You don't mean to be short with everyone, but I, like I'm sorry, I've gotten. Do you like

I I've been watching a lot of the corner of my fucking. I don't even sit there for ten minutes. I'm super fucking swamped, I'm in the weeds. There have been job today because he's got a fucking drug problem and I knew what I called one last night and our boss. Still maybe the volume worried apple and so, like I still yeah yeah I. What do you talk? Do you ever talk politics and stand up No, not really here, here's what here's, not the politics or just social stuff. I have. I have a my. I have a special coming out called finally live in portland. I swear to god, I'm not just using this as a segue, but if I had that, but the this political thing was the dead. The guys that I saw at a trump rally that were openly say healing and my bit was you know one of them was just super drunk and thought: he'd, try it and was like and was aligned. It was like the girl who was wasted in and Marty garages like I've never shown my boobs. Should I should I you guys and in but as soon as you do, the cameras go off same thing. This guy's like drunk and he's like this is allowed. We can do this now and he's decals yeah, and all the cameras goes up, obstacles to work

The next day I saw hung over where they won't. You last night I'll. What did I do last night and the guys like yeah man, you see today's new york times some. What? Oh, my god. I was not see drunk last night and is it like that? It's a dozen Emily and it gets into white privilege, but it gets into my privilege as I experience, yeah and and musical yeah, and I have a bit about rack about- maybe not recognizing yours, because I think that's just the key that we have to recognize it and go from there use how see how we can help our powers for others. That's it! So that's about it articles- I get, I don't I always too I was veer like I always go burst. Do a bit of me anyway. Right, like you, know, yeah like our louis black or Jim Jeffreys. Yes, try Jeffreys is I'm not I'm not going to our politics them all and they'll date. They they they, I think of you do in power If you aren't, you have to do it as an as an average joe and its

none of us are really average Jos anymore, not really because we ve made a living off this thing and we star average we outdoor average Joe staff, but it's like who is it like? I think, John, Your melon camp was like it's hard being jack kerouac with a gold card. Man he's always like It's like how do you still write these songs about work in a fire? town married a supermodel wait hold on. We started sounding like it's. It's we ve been serenely origin, a pair of boots yeah. It's like that, that is why you know people tend to hate, liberty, speaking stuff because, like you know, we all our money through a high degree of luck, innocence I saw them light chelsea Hannah yester. Who's day broke,

probably the alt right, I'm assuming I dunno. I don't try, but I mean I'm. I'm being said, I shouldn't be said who you just saw someone someone that it doesn't matter. I'm just is what it is. What I don't like what's happening right now and I said day I say on and I do say both sides just because it's it's a it's a tit for tat like it's like I watched. People go after like comedians, for making jokes James gun right and and am powder bothered me because they didn't care about you. Just don't accidental care about the joke. Yeah they didn't they actually. Actually the joke was funny right, but they said said: no, no. You ve done this does now. We do this to you yes and that's what I dont like none else, be no fuck, you are a major me, but anyway. she had. She was did a very innocent joke about by the way I'm a fan of Chelsea handler's color. On my special I'm a fan of hers. I am a fan of hers. I'm sure she took it as a compliment come on. We both know her very well. Is she

She was. I got this look I don't even want to give given energy dna like chelsea, but whose basically the sum trying to call her honor hypocrisy, no guy and it was like there's no progress. You they're just try and the artist but he called a somewhat she's working with right now that we just like. Yeah. That's why I've your way from it chelsea audio, that it Amy oh that amy and, unlike diving, I think I think it is for most people need to flexible birth, shoot itself in the foot moment labour day with an look, it's It's all about your passion about what you're, not my thing was always like. My mother is very political. My parents were political, a guy do some stuff. I mostly just try to help You know, like I'll, do volunteer work. I I will I will march, I believe in a thing,

this that and the other- and I I definitely state my views on my social media, but that's because it's mine and I can bar forever one in there in terms of stand up. My mother would say like oh, why don't you talk about this stuff more and I'm like cause I'm not funny enough, like I am, but it's like, I like some people could like bill. Hicks could just hit it out of the park and me we disagree with a while. You know I want in first and foremost I wanted to be funny this is my time to get up there and tell people how to feel, but if I were If I want to get them, I like they his job is to make people see things through you, your eyes to show perspective that, job number one as need always slash being funny. You know so it's like in terms of I never tried. I dont nationally shy away from political stopped, but it's just like it it's rare that I mean I I you know when, when trump did that first state of the union- and it was it, was so awful- I I did it. I was at the store- and I was just in a milk jug as I guess he stayed union really good right. So good.

and then just kept going. Then it got a huge laugh, but that was all I did and it was just what you know. I definitely don't like him. We would. Even if I was a big writing, I loved him that would have still killed because he did a horrible job. Here would mean the same thing. If Obama, how did a horrible you know like it? Does it? It's if this is one of those thing it's hard to think with, it was bessie I would say liberal politics, but I get a little politics, but it Could I say that, because what it's it's hard to like the company at the base being contrary and guess what the point of saying, as I with bill bird taking his answers like like he's, got a new job being anti military. Yes, Second, you hear that you know as a fair I go household, in this way out like that on and best of fun of comedy s as like, watching someone work their way out of the hole YAP and get you to agree to them and laugh as opposed to go and like

I can't imagine there will be any one that we would enjoy. The went about you, as for the military immediately as pandering. Yes in your life and you're lucky course. It s. Okay, we all our home, no hyena, malay Jesus YA. Unless you can work your way back into it right the other way and it it's like up. Ugh jeez, patrice on you as an example, because just a job, in your committee, and here I disagree with almost everything he ever said. I, but I would still laugh. You know what that's, because he was so good because he was so good. He was so undeniably amazing. So is it it's that thing where you know you make me laugh, and I disagree with you, but, like you better, be pretty good. If you're going to be talking about you know, sir, then I am completely euro anti or what not- and I feel like that- the reason why there isn't a quote unquote, conservative like or wing kind of daily show because their humor it tends to secure our unbiased distance.

skewer mean and tends to eat out like canada, it just is not as clever, but that's why I dont like defining it as left or right, because bilbil said all right wing should have ever heard of my life and makes it funny, but you wouldn't he's not up at a rally. You know I know I know people that say like that. You know less de stuff. That's that's! That's like you would never consider them lefty, but it's just like. We all have his thoughts. The problem is me can it s funny is possible without just it's a joke is not just dropping a toner rocks and a certainty, certain bunch of people. You know what I mean: yeah yeah, it's a patrice, there's one, really fusses when you go back and listen of trees and like it's almost like what I like is one he can call us on our bullshit that we didn't know. We were all like my bridge yoke. What am I fi? Madam autonomy? Very jokes, yeah yeah, but one

sir talks about, natalie holloway Oh, my god, I'm out of that the value of a value of a life weiss's white, pretty girl, yeah and no one agreed with him. Yet when he started that no one agreed with it up note and at the end everyone's like, I guess you made us when you called out like three women of color who are missing and he's like yeah. You don't know who that is, do you and it was like? Oh my god, patrice was in essence, very liberal. In a lot of ways like when you think about what he was. I also insanely misogynistic. Oh you know, god you cannot call that guy feminist, not really a feminist either. You do like women from the It could be said he had a joke. He had a joke that, I don't know where I heard this and I dont know I'm nope. I heard it on stage care comparing his girlfriend to his dogs. Yeah

you know that you're gonna write about us about hey. She needs me because I know she needs me at least by dogs. No, they latvia or or or all all his like side, chicks as they work for him. You are like it's like he's like I don't even know. If I have room for you, I mean okay, I got it and I got two opening at two. Am you come suck my dick or drink? Your last snapple, now we have an opening their my god. Oh my god like that's, that's how he looks at it it suddenly. I was just listening to leave. Lot lies a trigger craig, you talk about massage any- and it was with a rubber kelly's by gas- is really interesting. I think eyes is really funny really lies is I'll. There, though, I think more funny than lies on stage is lies all stage when you're pissing me off mr off one night was so bad. It was with this. We're on the vaguest fast. No, Ok, oh no! No! No! But it was before that

The issue is still mad at me for the synergy with gonna high in the air. nashville. It was me nape argosy, our asia, fear and lies. And lies was playing this game. Where you you flash like a car. On your head of cattle, really know it's. It's like you fly the thing on your head and it's a symbol and can you got and the other person's gotta get on your phone? All it, but it's like liars blogger is so it would be like an airplane of an airplane on your phone right, ok and then I shall to you all my forehead right. I have it on my forehead and then you ve got to get me to guess it, Oh my forever, you gotta get me you're. Like the comic had a joke about them or you get up early to go, get them airplane and you go yes, and then you move your phone and it changes to the next one. Yes, I played it again it's on a timer yeah, so we all get high. I misunderstood the rules of the game, both the further up alike,

just go and I got airplane, it's on her head and she goes no bert was a supposed. Do it like that Europe's most I make me guys- and I said okay, so then she does the next one and I go what's a bike and she goes no you're not doing it right and an artist me, we're all high already restart laughing. she's like milburgh, stop and she puts an excellent snake and it's a she just starts to get so angry. But, what's funny is that she can't control that anger in that moment and we and we only by a game to laugh and whenever we revised ivo. Still I be crying, we are game. Howling, Latvia so and she was eggs she kept playing the game. Will you stop it? Stop it and they, put the national governments? I rode his weight and knows the guy's guys trying to get guess it may go bust dude.

I've never love you. I love you and I thought I she was. I think she was generally agree yeah, but by I listen rural Bobby's issue. Some really great points about teaching and the value of women or teaching men I don't remember now, I'm not going to rephrase her because I'll fuck it up in Joga. That's not what I said. Look at it like it was really When you look back with a way like specially like the way you are sometimes petrie Talk about women. Are you like I can't believe I laughed at some of that shit. Oh yeah summons, w like what what set was I am twenty five right, I'm dying or laugh in a layer of sunlight, I cannot drink your last snapple yeah yeah, but she's. Also a person yeah glad he did. He did a bit about theirs. they on fuckin line that I swear to god is just racist is patrice. Explaining why he doesn't like asians. How can an age people calling in trying to change his mind and then

go now. You're horrible people yeah, and let me I think the thing is, like god, bless the dead, but pretty should pride tat. He was a horrible person, I don't know. Ok, don't I mean I know you know or at the very least a scumbag. Oh dear, I scumbags I'm your area that bit about how he found he had diabetes. How likely micro, we get nasty nasty and we finished and she was like she's like I want to tell you, but she said to him. Your piss tastes like birthday, cake, you're right you're already into their. They do waterworks, as I attach discussing guy. That's it as a gross person yeah. You know, and it's like I'm, not judging you like to pee on your lover, be peed on your god bless. You know, but it's that thing where it's just date he contains.

And probably contain horrible month, multitudes. Looking so funny, it's almost like it's almost like he you, he went out with her at the time I would love to, I would love for him to be here. I would love to take on more going on, but like I would love from to be here. What's it look I mean I think he was a master debater. He was a man. He was a master and the moment Did you see that when he was that last rossini of like? Was it charlie, sheen's her? Where did you did you? Were you close enough to the teleprompter? Were you there go those okay? Well, we had this, as I I've been to a couple where they give you a table with your friends and love to bring carafes of vodka yeah. Aha, it's yeah! It's something but like a date, and he you could see him. He got up there and he had a whole thing. Then I'm sure he clear with the sensors and

like man, and he just start sought by ribbon on general neck which which I loved, like I fucking love. Doesn't it, but it's so long to see someone rip on him ways like aren't we this confidence man like to me this guy's an open micro period, you know and then you see If you can see the teleprompter going, the guys is winding it up whining it down wanting to hear you say this because a and he's ignoring it and he's just going off the top of his head, because they were that they were making fun of One was black on on retirement panel and talk about that. Makes on me like a single cell joke. You know a disease that thanks primarily african americans, just off the top of his head, patricia o neill, whipped out that disease that affects primarily people of hebrew? Descent? I forget what it goddammit. You have you heard of it. Yeah I'm on ravishing on I bring as livelihoods are at all my jewish disaster. I just learned about it. two days ago, but he just had that cocked and low. It in case someone with aid. A nickel seljouk couldn't tell anything. Editor eat all the euro juice

people in the room, comedians or execs or agents or whatever. You know that we're there it was just is just this clap back, which he d had ready. So it's like I know, she would definitely probably be scorching the earth on a lot of people who were like back and forth but, like I said, four conversation and I'm for I'm for disagreement and am for you know in nea in the end live and let live, and it's there are. There are certain things we gotta put to bed like like you brought up eliza. It's like, I was think about this other day like I still here's to someone I give women are funny him like. What's a good as soon as I got comic whatever, but, like you know, as I could could you ever follow lies a trigger? Could you ever follow lies a slash. Jerky ever follow Amy Miller. Ready giovanni, these are big Europe is a wild animals. You will net will destroy rooms that couldn't break open. You know like There are women while still decide who

follow Bamford shit. You know it's like that. Not that concept is already put to bed, but I feel like the poor, as we have people to keep problem up, baby propping up stuff. That's had he been destroyed or like that you know. That's not true. As you know, but we still have so much to kind of that to kind of talk about which we wouldn't slash each other's throats, the fur. sign of disagreement, something that's I've. I've, that's My head is is like up like list. Let those just have a conversation just because someone thinks some dead mean they're wrong. It just means, like that's the way, their seeing the world a guy. The fact that I get really frustrated at the fact that they think women are funny if you're like know Joe go on Nicky glaciers, podcast tv radio show you up. She nicky. Sulphur is one of the quickest,

expert people to do radio with yeah and I'm not like fuck enact fuck fuck and act right. I'm just saying, like hang with that person, yeah hang with eliza and just go tit for tat joke for joke. Joke joke you in you're, going to be fucking treading water, going like yeah shit, god damn it. How are they doing this so fast? And I'm have I been doing it? Twenty years on best kathleen Madigan Jesus Christ did at the I can't. I can't believe I can help. Can someone not? I can understand someone I can understand guy going. I don't like female comedians, that's fine! only as your preferential preference image. If you go on black mediates yeah, you know he's gonna, like men. Imagine emerson saying that I get a mandatory than other people. Do engorge old toller soon indicate Williams heartily I turn into care williams. The I turn into I want all I was too cat cat has achieved levels that none

with flashy, but there are. There are wide people in the middle, We say it but believe it like my dad but we are watching capital by. Nor would I mean I, let's eat or cat Williams is of is a very specific demographic event, but nobody, but would like what I'm saying like yeah like there there are widely or that we're goes just off. For me, you know yet people just have a balls said about women like I, but women are funny and I think it's, but even when you say like a when this dispersion, not you says that it's kind of like well, you dont you talk what's something you don't know. You know it's kind of like if I was like you know, who's dumb, nascar fans. That's not true! That's a stereotype. You know the true lot of them are stupid a lot of fans of classical music are stupid. People doesn't matter, people look at me and they go I'm not. I don't like bro comics right and I go. I go. Okay, like I've heard it I gotta say that there was a when most of us came out, jerk some guy's. Obviously an alt fan was like once again. Netflix gives a special to a bro comment and it's enough of this fucking meathead to alpha male testosterone, and I was like, while you definitely didn't, watch any more

I find it here and you're a or not and be like the I've. I really think that that feeling, when some people get when when a woman gets onstage and there, like blue in their mind, that's insecurity on their part and that's that's that's not having a good, happy sense of self. You and I know exactly how dad we all stand down. You and I know all the bad things we ve done and shady we ve been your mistakes we made and It's like I'm, not. I don't care who gets upon. The stage is just like as long as you're funny. You know, I don't think I'm special cause, I'm a white man no, and I know you don't either and it's like you, it's why you gotta you'd, call you some abroad. If I suffered by this picture of your shirt list would be. I now sure, but it's like that's that's near natural element and you're, not you're, not going you, people don't like football, can suck my dick yeah. That's. Tat stood its. It Anyone on my right, something off like you know like

in a lot. When I started with people not liking the art seen buzzing then an under some really brilliant pierre tell you. You have one of my all time, favorite openers of all time and I collect them- my brain. I collect the first lines of comedians in my head. Oh, do not to and do on the road not like it. I like, like solomon, giorgio, He had one where he was he's like I'm, I'm african and gay, which means I can make aid from scratch boom what a great fuckin lied, so genius net so dark and is so awful. You know I love. It saw what a grannie says it in a veto like this solomons, you know, like he looks like a gay model and so he's a site. Well here, so they want me, you know- and it's just it was rough grat. I remember going to dublin's when I first move to allay a with with kinane, canadian and Jeff clangor.

and we were there and it was. It was just back when it was like. That's fucking, dane cook's house, dane cook's house. You know he can do anything. He wants, but remember that yeah remember those days years I knew and but you were one of the guys going up first and you just ran out and stay as you go, hey I'm gonna fuckin butcher it. But I've said to a lot of friends, is where my fate, or can I love, I love and opening line that people go or whatever else you have to say, I'm trying right now that I did. I did it on the floor, and I do remember it and I can start open. With it now do it because you went outside you're just like oh, I just took a shit, so messy I'd wipe my legs and stuff with you guys that, and it's all hot chicks that are there to see dane cook and they're like ooh, but then they're like okay. It was funny and it was, I got, laugh and I ve never seen you before louis debts, walker. I remember they joke and I didn't

I do. I never really told her. It was just like something I'd throw in every now and then I love it and the I swear to god in oxnard last week I was in a little bit of a hole and I set it and it got away No one would ever happened that and then I end for the first time I ever ever ever with thy joke, I started work it out and I was like oh and that its once against regional do observational comic shared if the things that are happening to me, I go feel like no don't happen to anybody right right and that's so funny goddammit, I'm I'm jealous that it wasn't as good as that. Some in georgia align we're, not nice. they are. They agree. They are the same value. They are the same value because jobs or so fuckin important, and I don't have any of them they're. So, like I mean it's like some but like, and it's like I'm not look, I'm not

I'm not just neck, I'm not you know dead men swept they write. These perfectly can crafted lie net and that's it. My shit is all story based might think we're very similar. Armor you're absolutely ended the per examples. The first I remember the first time ever, knowing who you were I was in the car I can tell you where I was a love. When I can tell you where I wasn't a story tat, we were driving cigarettes to live in fuckin koreatown. Well, It was. not really down, and I wish you'd like ryanair macarthur park. Rubber macarthur problems really focus now. Will you get all the heroin? You want yeah yeah and I was pulling off his road getting. driving downtown to try to get to the one or one, and he was giggling about something- and I said because a bureau ma bloggers, owl joke and, as I am wait who's my pronger and he he goes oh dude. It might be the best joke ever written and I was like what Well to me it goes it's not that kind of joke. I can't tell you you gotta see it yeah did I hunted this fucking owl joke for like

some months, looking for looking for it looking for it you even went up one stage one night and like, or even until your owl joking you're, like pie, not working on new stuff, and I was like motherfucker. add some sorry, you know, but but yeah that was the first time that was the one that broke me. That was the one that definitely like me created a career. For me. Yeah. I remember they did is like commie centre. two thousand nine nine. Comics of two thousand and nine, and it was like me nick crawl, whitney cummings Aziz, a couple people and it was like We all talk about each other and people are just talking. Am I an owl joke? Don't even talking about me and I'm like hey man, that's one joke! I have guys guys, you know where they talked about one joke and you're like oh. No No, no, no, I like it. I will. I will love like even more anything I do I get excited yeah. like a jail arsons fuckin I was, it is

to this day. I would have put this on the last hour, especially did I know you burn material when you do conan, I don't give a fuck that goes on a special damaged. Yes, if it works on Conan, it goes on a special right. His fucking prank call joke she dude. That said great job. I will go through through it, I'm a big story story like meaning. I love a good story, oil. I sit back and I ngo ye like, and that yeah I mean an end. Here's the thing I feel it's better for us in the long run that we tell stories, because I still get people I get like high schoolers asking me alchemy, destroy called ghosts, human party, where a friend of mine and- and I agree I grew up with we got drunk in his mom's house when I was home from college. Just the two of us just having a two man party and then shit just started getting moved around the house. We weren't go near it and were like it's ghosts and we search the house with like a machete and a bat and really kick in doors, open, we're like hammered and high, and I mean spoiler, but the.

next day it was a little homeless. Woman just came out of something and left the house. She was in a house the whole night and we went to sleep chooses with us in the house and, like I freak out about it about it and it's like a story. That's my most listened to downloaded joke. It goes that one a one I have called wildcat and about a bar in new Orleans story, and I think ours is number three yeah so like that. Could I still get high school kids high school kids and grown adults that happen yet it your If you're in portland I'll tell them where the house is yeah I'll show him his mom doesn't live there anymore to write off wheelchair park. Doing like like it's Those are the ones that stick with people where it's, because I feel like my stories, your stories even J stories alive and have an element of oh, no, yeah. Oh something's gone horribly wrong. It's almost like it's like you, can watch your favorite movie for five time right like it's ok, I said this to DJ, put You know you know really fuckin head home,

me with this is Josh. Wolf just wolves podcast and he goes hey man just you know I gonna, I'm gonna, ask you tell the machine story it goes. I know you probably don't wanna tell it, but he goes you gotta realize like we don't have the same fans. My fans will never heard it out so smart and I will end my head. I was and by way am being very real, just real progress in the coming weeks. I just I was as a domino josh. Forty million people are on my facebook. I've joining and let me tell you something: I got this huge sparking by from doing jostled populism, Kevin nicholas from the fuckin from the fuckin red sox a while call animals like him in that book. Machine stories amazing can meet bird and jobs ok, you wanna go to dinner. He was again come down. I want to dinner and the wheel to dinner, and just like I told you, man you're under your o rest may only be this war is so great, is but but I love hearing a good story and I would argue like some of the best for the best.

I think the best story ever ever ever told my question in my instead my opinion. Easily adele is taylor, salad, he's the man The ever told way I'll tell you why that one's amazing is because that guy he's the one that even people that are like. I hate those blue collar comedy guys oh! I, like groundwater, Wyden yeah, you know is, I guess kid? It's like an idle hate him anatomic myself, some lesser yea. I am not veto but like the euro, a here, one of those guys that just like everyone likes run white everyone, because you you know he. His tales are just of being a fucking maniac ude, who matter who you are and its stupidest alias you'll hear here people steel elements of that story to tell their stories. Yeah oh it's all you that's story to tell you this one you rather than that, not that he owns rounds yeah. He that that's! Is you kids? I told you this story. I trust me I wanted to do that. I want

Oh, does that story. Tell you this one yeah I wanted to do it too is the greatest story ever, and so I gotta be honest with me. I know you're, never changing that man's mind, but I would I pay an extra ten dollars per ticket to be said. I'll. Tell that story on that stage. Yeah, it is like, hey guys, I know four shows yeah saturday lay shows gonna, be twenty dollars extra and I'm closing potato I would have been variable ago- did he's thea, though, do asked he stuff, but you'll hear more how brain region will will do show and they'll be like did I miss anything? a call out parts and he'll. Do it like us still do it, and I don't think I can do that I dunno. If I could still do those stories I'll forget to eat, I do I do now. I do I do here's ride. I'd suggest, in my opinion: ok, okay, here's what I'm doing, and had been side note I did it. I did a ball state, they put me in a bit the big room, the virgin, you know whatever humming sound

once and I filled- maybe maybe a quarter of it. Maybe I'm like. Why am I in this room? Hey? This is like five years ago, but I didn't. I was like her brain riyos doing that, and I was not a great our and change, and I was like there's re jokes, I'm I missed go ahead: com out nothin. you could give. No one knew who I was? U does it's like if you're going to do that, you gotta pick your users, but anyway, aided you're, just gonna go ahead business. I'm doing, and I think this big it. I think I will just say they worked. For guys like me in you is you just do a two person show and you have someone do fifteen minutes right You do your hour and then an almost encore. Ask do your best to close out to show our yes elect for me. I do an hour. I do fifty five to it right now. It can be exact, I'm doing fifty to move new minutes of material. That's exactly the Well, I'm doing our special just came out. That's pretty impressive yeah, but I'm struggling writing new material. Like sure I've got I've got. I've got fifty two newman.

So that I think is good, but it there's only like there's only like thirty five, its which I'm like really proud of and then the rest is like trying to untangle a necklace like I'm not, but but then I didn't I I do the end. I I tell the machine story until flying dildos. I tell whatever stories they want to hear so guy. I do dammit you ve brought, It's here that I haven't heard those are nice. I said it to Chris porter Chris porter. The next day we were in his hotel room, the next. It were no more the next day he's on stage and he's just grammy's, like you, know the drop in the checks I know, a bird last night is very stories that you a juncture as well here and immediate. There was a terrible excuse me there's a turn about. And he was like. I don't really remember how that goes, and he tried to work his way through it tell you man, his check spot was silent. They No one was saying a word. They were dying laughing that no one was talking and everyone's like oh dialed, in that I think, there's room for it. Guys, like me, and you know, if your builder, if your cigar if you're doing your fit our right.

you ve got so much fucking monsieur I totally when you have like a couple of three hours, paulina willing. I guess I think still there were: will building audiences yo. I definitely am no wait. How did you, how did you get what you? What time do you need to be out of here? I'm not an llc, it's eleven, my mom good, Are you gonna? Do I'm sure that's so we? How used? Because I was fine, like from where I started and stand up to where I am is so globally different. They know you impartially cargo, and I imagine that what was killing at that time was either like t J, was all over the map. Rhino like real improv all over the chase or, like cancer command whose, like that I'd die? you know like it's in and out I always wonder- and I said, is personally where I would have fitted and at sea

and cause. I always thought it was bar gigs. By the way it was all bar gigs, at least for us at least for the people. I start out with like who's your scene. It was, it was kyle, PETE, holmes, kumail, nanjiani, Hannibal press and and and there is like Emily to resist- and I cannot- I don't think you know. Ah, but ah John Roy moore, Mick Betancourt, make Betancourt now rights like our anomalous court, ok, and so they were we I did prob and then I got kicked off my improv team because you take levels one to fry, the added level, six, their legs mandatory, I'm like unbroke, so whether we are all a matter of your like kids on my marguerite. What do you take levels one to five, and then they went levels ex directory I realize your character. Can we not talk about it so anyway? My belief is that he's a douche bag and a rapist of I and the thing is it's like we at this guy tried to

When are we going to do it? She didn't try. He wrote an article about like that scene back then, and it was like it was good, but it's hard to even cause it wasn't. It was just We were just go to these certain bars that add is, but specifically we gotta pick the lions den. It was the open mike's on Monday night. You sign up would be like thirty men and women, and it be one I george Carlin dropped in sometimes it japanese guy what europe need readjust tapes. You know what's going to happen, but it was just mostly people who stand up and like dwayne Kennedy was like he was like art Elvis he was like art and behind my one. We anyway, I'm thinking of dwayne perkins note not doing kennedy is, older dread locked, black media in vienna drink. It he's he's written on a ton of shows, but my though Dwayne Canada he's always been kind of like you know, like days about his career in terms of late Kennedy. I know doing kennedy to hear the Iraq

a show that I didn't Come come out, show totally biased. He wrote on I I doing canada yeah he's always always on something. That is one of those guys that just casually says the funniest cheat. You ve ever heard your life and So we would all candidates go to lines and sign up a weed. We always try to do a new five minutes every week and most of us, and then we just do shows on the site the only personal actually doing. Clubs was John roy because he had a car No one else had a car, and so we didn't even try to reach out and we just kind of to the hour johns killer and we we just we just try to without even realizing it we are developing our own voices like kyle was pump ants before cow. Had a beard and I wish it had lain wanting to get me started on kyle kyle. Thought I knew kyle and then I met cows. Friends, and I went oh, my god, like it real.

the it made him so authentic to me. Yeah, like I always thought I knew kyle and I was like yeah I get it, I get it I get it, but then I met Carl's friends. First of all, very diverse, very diverse, very eclectic. Yes, It's very, very real, and I was like whoa yeah and because causes you one of those guys in edo. He comes off as like a gruff. You know, We say it like that? You know the tiniest lighthouse operator, but he liked here it comes out this aggressive gruff. angry guys act. So sensitive in such a smart. Do we see always puts himself down is like will I'm a dummy? Unlike nope? That's disingenuous man you're very smart, but I hear you had like when you say people were how they were back then, and not. Now. I was deafening telling stories back. Then they were True is now you don't ya embellish lot more kyle it had because he was in a band the same as me. I was always those stories, but I'd embellished, so big sure cause

yeah. That's what people wanted when I also would describe what am I are. This jokes is about having. I saw a house that was said for sale, no pets, and I was like for sale by by that. I'm filling with monkeys, and I just had a bad thing about my house. I want, though, wanting to come back and I'm young monkeys are shitting and fucking best. Tell me what the fuck exactly yeah, sorry, that was a big sale. That sounds like a story about what would have happened, but Keith kyle dated this like really hot girl who liked him cause. He was in a punk band and she dumped him and he had a bit about his he's. Like he's like I try to be, brought baby. I got drunk for breakfast. You know That's it. That's a kyle joke right there now joke by the by one of my regards girl ever is, I'm gonna fuck it up. I'm sure you know it. I was brushing my teeth the other morning and I threw up just was wondering: does that count? Thats great yeah yeah, but we are, we didn't really know about em thing when they started the chicago comedy festival. That was like, oh my god, I will still never top the bay

this thing. I've still down. Look at your ear I have mine too, is when you're on, unless one did letterman that still the biggest thing I pray ever well, do that with the guess thrill and I'd, but I love have allowed like great job, here's the stage door and you have to clear out an alley by yourself and it's solemn, hey did that happen. Yeah yeah we're going to make it as long as new york made them. Laugh kid now, fuck off. Are there any beers greg, I'm not a lot of bag of my green, I gotta get back in there and and but when I got the call that I was in the the the chicago comedy festivals like oh, my god, like I felt made and I still have that the the the the brochure or whatever for that, the the booklet- and it's me- kyle. It's like stand hope its next wards in its it was just a d peace, peace. when I looked up to so much and it was just that of belonging, but like it, but anyway at the same time, any time someone come around me like that persons of booker from blah blah. You lose your mind and if you didn't do it You want to kill yourself, which I was too

people. You know like. I get people on that broadcast I'm calling in four like what it would like career vice and just like just don't lose your mind over anything good or bad. You know happens, celebrate or be sad, but is at the beginning or the end of your life, and it will. when we came when I came to l a and I got smacked around, like everyone does for a couple of years. It was the best thing that ever happened, because I kind of left chicago, like cameron. Esposito is just like she's, like you know I heard about. Was you when I certain cut stand up there? Always everyone knows how my fuckin, you and in the deplore I got like tired of you got shit. and I never doubted or yes, he's younger you now and but what it was when I think for insects I remember it really hurt when I wasn't doing well. In l, a and cow was like man, but back in chicago man. You were the guy and I'm like fucking, don't say that you know at, but it's it's it's humbling and it's good where I

wouldn't you always tell people may be no go straight to allay. Maybe don't go straight in york, maybe make you get your chops in denver or chicago or portland, or saint louis, but whatever was it about chicago because I I want malcolm gladwell to figure out. Why cause here's that is, might be the biggest fred my class right, yeah them We vegas freshman, classic freshmen clasping. I've ever heard of no I'm out of new york, Elijah anywhere anywhere in the laundry motion said that about like a san francisco, crew is like shit. We're always like now should is chicago guys, huh dude fuck, my new york grew was was me. Dmitri, but my freshman class me dmitri. I think that's eddie. If maybe Asher meekly,

argue big, jane, Kurt Kevin, but they're kind of philly. Really really. If you want to talk about it and they'd say their class was philly like yeah, it was mean Dimitri eft, that's it maybe yeah! Now, maybe I guess you could argue at helms, but not really what that that the thing I was saved is it is just to give people a broad idea of it I would say bill murray and by extension, the marie brothers and, if you ever stories about them. It's all true Basically, when I was an improved class, I study in her del close before he died and del close was like the father of modern imply and also a massive drug act in a sexist dude, and you know he's an old man. We are that way stuck in his ways. I mean Jesus you're, the guy newly he's gonna Lenny, bruce joke by name fuckin, how old you, but you he he's key taught like filmore into me, bill Murray was the personification in most even the perception of ill murray, personification of sheep of comedy because he so funny

and so smart you. you you can go in chicago bars and discuss literature. You talk physics, like People are really smart there that you would never. Back in that's why they call is like that livestock there's also there's a sensitivity, and he would be your ass. All the Murray brothers were famous for always getting in bar fights and they probably gotten bar fights over like dusty ski who the fuck? No, you know, but it was that thing of being. Comedy at its best in the moment, and I feel, like you know I don't know anything about burma Murray, but I know that guy's, always in the moment that guy's always in the pocket and daily facets its, that's how we kind of all were- and it's like, like I remember- hearing. Some was telling you about hannibal because, like is really weird. Black comic is a joke about. He wishes he had a silver arm and I will bring me to him. You know like, and I went to see him and I'm just like who this weirdo anywhere those guys who that I was like this, I I'm gonna, be

bigger than any of us, and I know it in my heart and look at him now. Do you have just like because he's not funny, There's, no one like him! No body and- and I mean We were all mostly men, but we are all very unique and we get an argue married all the time very, very all the time about not in it not necessarily about like what comedy is cause people kind of describe, as is all too, and there wasn't. Alt scene, there's a show that matter. I ran called men, bible school at second city was only stanhope Joe, in in total, ought court unquote or actually only stand up show in second city ever and at the time. By the way, I'm saying that where there are no build wire, ok! Well, she different guys are different, guys blight. Madam, I was like most improv guideline really met right now who got into he got into into like stand up and stuff and natural was deafening all, but we were really all we were all p will. It grew up like loving, like you know, Mitch.

had berrigan, oh yeah like that was kyle's latency, mutual. All I guess he was technically like a weird was I was what comedy wasn't it was all different you would you ever have an all comedian say what mid said, which is if I could just toward the south, the rest of my life. I'd be happy. Me, nets We all he wanted to do it because you would blow up those room so big, because he was just kind of like you're you're here your wise burn out weirdo and we all love carlin. We all loved lily, tomlin, but as you know, how many at its best as a is a when you sit a scene. too many guys doing. The exact same thing is just it's like: it's like we get it here in new york was a lot of that to be dead arms with the arrest of new york. There is a lie, the guise of doing dead, hooker jokes that was like That was the go to put regan dead, hooker, black leisure, and so I think. I remember, go alike. You'll have to do it in new york. As you can do something a little different and new york wants you to do something different lh. Do I dunno if it was like this, but when you came out to l a there was

everyone doing dame rip off, so my god and it was generally member because It's also one of those things where I feel like the more you enable certain people, it's not necessarily their fault, because there were a huge crop. It's like you broke the lock on a on an attractive man cage and they all got out because everybody manager and agent. We're talking there like young girl, look and actors, and there, like, I can't get you anything right, you won T. I stand up, people get discovered. I stand up dude answer. You had guy's dead, we're like ah spit guys wearing friggin, be dazzled fucking. No true religion, genes and shit, would like Fredo, enough stubble in shit like they looked like they need a bad in cologne, there's a guy that was so good looking. I still think. I am today, and I wonder what he's doing I don't know his name. What happened to that dazzling, unicorn, beautiful fucking hair and he got up everywhere, cause he was so good. Looking and I was like, I always think,

what happened to that guy it. But what is he what is he complaining about like a Jesus too much? I don't get it and wish you a struggle. Where's is worse His struggle is if he had gotten up on stage he's like. I know what you're thinking am fucking gorgeous. Yes, like to all you guys wonder what my days are like. I tell ya and he's like. I just got good at spin glass first thing in the morning like that yeah that you're so fucking right yeah, and that was what made that your scene, I think you're seem an online, joking top scenes in the world ever ready? That's! Ok! Let's do this right, see. Number one's gonna be Houston. Yes, Houston. Oh my god, with sam kennison bill, hicks, yeah call above ralphie. Ralph. He came out of their stand. Hope kind of came out of their right now stand by you stand up more. If I didn't know where suitably it's italy, but I was got stand over there yeah. That's what I thought yeah, but I think he I think he was there for awhile rouse outta there yeah bob.

Your staff, and so ok, and probably in others, just get. That's that's one of the saints, no scene it's gotta be San Francisco, Pierre Patton, hussein, blank page patch by the way, in Houston. I left out the brothers, one of which die from cancer. There wrote on s in but they're. Like I m blanket myself I am, I I apologize them. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, so you got San Francisco is going to be a bush. Wasn't maria had a san san francisco, yeah maria marin, yup? Okay, all Ok, we're, ok, Boston Look at ourselves with these things really are like sandwiches going boss and are tough to be parsons. Ok, boss, it might be number one, basa might be number one. Boston might be number one. Elliot, yorker separated because you don't there.

I ve been on it. Also these are do. The work were also going for like if you want to go like all time low That is our debts. Could that's crazy because, like you know, you got Bernie, mac, eta, Chicago and you know, like ok hold on hold on whole boom. That's where you guys, when that's for sure Who is going to take the lead? Because when it comes to Why comics what comedy yeah more more more. ivory colony point came out of an inch ironic because chicago to me is the most segregated northern city with the valley is, without a doubt a mean doing. Kennedy had a about dies of Chicago come for the food stay for the segregation through it new riddles. Remember riddle ashore icily riddle only I met Annabelle while you open for me a riddle, that's amazing and I'm tellin you and I know everyone's got their own history, but Tell you he ate

dick if one of our people sure glad you did not get him that we can go about life. I know they love him now, but wait that weekend it took him a man and I went up pandering as far course I would have dancing I was a horrible yeah. So ok, so the scenes, what Houston, Houston, Boston, chicago san friend, and and what was the other one we saw in new york. As I said, no, no, no! You can't do new york in the dark in new york that later we have to leave those off you're right, you're right right. What am I thinking? Because everyone ends up going there, of course, houston chicago san fran, Boston, The one been Denver's got a pretty hot scene. Denver now is amazing. Yeah has got a pretty hot scene. I remember this guy in richmond. Virginia is like, I think, you're an arrest, meaning Halsey about big are seen as a you seen sucks,

yeah I've seen all the scenes in phuket by car, you comparable. I mean it's called ever I go. There's some big like atlanta atlanta has so much good comedy right now, DC had a pretty hot scene with what mulaney per big yella bbq area, chappelle yeah only words dan l red grant like oh, yes, oh dc, had a fuckin hot, see, aperture tempest sought miami was like mediocre as fuck. Miami is always isnt, comics, a bad habits yeah, because it was such a hard clarity of bad. How was it is such a good idea to go out of my meaning, a real learn car. Maybe like a widow, I have to be defensive as fuck yeah by the way, I'm breaking balls of your have to say this now has to take I'm sure that people screaming camp comedians names at us right now, and it's like this is a great online game, we're going to play as a good game. Okay, we're going to pick. We worry about we're. Gonna start. It ok,

I to I'm going to tell my social media. Let's, let's take this from the top, so we get a clean cut gap. This is bert, chrysler mab longer. This is for my instagram top five scenes, wrinkle, ok, Gmbh, Boston, Chicago san Francisco. Texas, we say texas or Houston, I think we gotta go cities. We got to Houston because if you play tennis, you also got Austin, Houston and Houston and then what's our last one dc dc rank them. Top five comedy scenes and rape. And explain why, yes put it on my social media will retweeted top I comedy scenes yeah rank them and and why one social media people this is fantastic. That yeah you had a great fucking scene, what we did and we weren't. Even while it's like I dunno. If anyone was aware of it, you had a jealousy like a scene where I want to be jealous. I wasn't a part of it, but when all you guys showed I was like wow, this guy's funny said: who's actually goes tj miller and I was like goddamn he's fucking great well, who's, the guy that followed him. Oh that's up

Oh, how did they know each other or they started in chicago for real yeah. They started with cocaine with the guy with the beard. Oh yeah meb longer shut the fuck up. Oh my god, you should have seen you know. Camille came out of there like they had an indian guide, indian camille but like pakistani, buy pakistani, and it's funny. You say that, though, because Camille had great job. before he could even speak the language that well and I'm it may usually say you are jealous. I was like fuck you, man like you, would go on stage and just say his thoughts and would crush where he'd just talked about. He grew up. You know in a town where there was no vegetation and now he looks at a tree and there's no symmetry and it drives him crazy. Where he's like that doesn't make sense with the two sides. Unlike get a bit about, he had a bit about the the the masturbation a rolodex I think before or you know ray romano career amount of money, yup nope you're in it you're in it you're in it here, and he didn't. You know I dunno who said it first, but he was like he was he's like a

butcher the accent but he's like like, and she she walks away, but that too late guardian, batman outfit I mean, That woman, I mean You know that it's great yeah he's a very you know, I'm I think, I'm I'm happy verbal and success. Well look. I am not jealous of anyone yeah, but there are people you get super happy for their success. Yeah where you go like yeah. Yes, like a like one of the good ones got through was it I mean how awesome is it like? We know screw nominees, who are comedians, alfayoum bazaars. yeah I mean I just like. I mean Jordan peel Jesus Christ like I could, be happier for him in not just in the least, even though, and the biggest horror fan because he's it, because I just never knew when I heard he was writing a horror movie. I was like Hamas hope that works out. I hope this is some I hear of again what an

oscar you know. So right now he's doing the new twilight zones, fuck, yeah yeah, so excited. I love that Creative people are allowed being allowed, be creative yeah, like I love that its nose many. So much of this. This is going to sound shitty. What I am about to say by transporting obey usually does everyone on the lessons as podcast yeah that shitty people neither are they don't know what I mean like. No I'm just impressed. in this way I feel safe. Ambient fat legs are like people that listen. They don't call us out at all go: hey man! He talks shit about your bearcats right, because if they do, I block them immediately and then it's no fun to interact with a podcast totally, and I just go: hey man. Don't don't fucking come here, we're going to be that fucking person, yeah and I've said some horrific things on this podcast sure this is going to sound shitty and I don't mean it to be shitty, okay, but the freedom that the internet is allowing people and the freedom. Oh yeah, the freedom that we're getting the way that Joe is now take.

and whatever he wants to do and made his own way wrote an and the way that you see places like h, three pod, gaston cigarette doing your mom's house right away. The cigarette has a voice the way he was to have a voice right. Don't you almost four bad for someone like and amusements. Does why I'm nervous to say this like Sarah silberman, so many times got put into the corporate site, love letters, elemental right, develop deal as opposed to making yes and then she made a lot of things. She may not a great things only but like billig timeless and you know, being something about mary around like one cool. If, if Sarah had just been able to create day, want knelt ryan, not and by the way I normally do shitty, but not spend time on snl. I don't waste your time. I don't think that shit off. I think what you're talking about is cutting the middleman out yeah. Definitely what rogan has done, I think the only way you look at jordan, computer and you go he's found a way like

with his monkey paw production, really kind of circumnavigate, almost psych? Now It's like, I can't imagine man, anyone would allow it to make a horror movie. You know like heeded, found a way to circumnavigate notes and go his ears. I'm doing yeah and everyone's and now things are happening so that it if Jordan Peele and I would argue if Jon will know if Jordan Peele would get been given any opportunity. Twenty years ago, the hollywood hollywood set up right and they would have told him what they wanted him to do right, but now he gets to make what he wants to do and then such cool shit coming out yeah. I wished. I wish that for my rose like- and I say here as I should take some guys in here, but like the people would love more of what janine graph, Loki, sir, so I'm germ, obsessive, janine gruff. She so great. Did I'm teresa likening massive crush on her, I'm hoping that she goes into financial ruin of canada. I can take on tour with me what a lovely thought I would. I would one heard someone to go like, oh, my god,

her banker took all Armani god, you guys should co headline and blow everyone's fucking minds, because no one would expect it I would love why war talk about in terms of like bringing people together. That would do it man. I would love to bring an go and because I think I think, she's so underrated yeah. We did a sea so show together and it s she would say should in do very well. But we are all I wish I could she like hates herself and it grid it. You know he would come to portland and when it s like people would just be just worshipping her and she still just like- I don't really. I don't know you know she has bit now we're sheet someone's like How should how do you just twenty one, she's a hold on and she's a gets him stage and an end she wants she's. I wanted talk to someone who wasn't born.

Until I got sober, are you hold on you now? It is a thing where its at it so funny that she ensure she's kind of bridging the gap there, which she did. She did it about. I don't know what to think. was. I don't even know where she was going with it, but when it turned into was her dissecting alexander bird whose boroughs was our president mean mean Ehrenberg errand error who shot Hamilton she. She went through an analyzed bert yeah and his life nicer. You don't like the animals psychotic savages. I was here at such a fucking that so funding and I was sitting there were like this is where, you'd say where you'd go back and I'd argue postcard, meda. where do the post colony is great because I got I know she wasn't trot. I dont know what she was doing, but I was so entered and oh so, engaged yeah and any time oh, she was so set up. Also prime,

meaning anytime. She did throw in a joke. I lost my fucking shit yeah. I was like I'm watching a type. It's like it's almost like brodie. No, no, no, no meanness and disrespect brody, you know exactly which is brody. Will fucking really does have brodie wants when he holds attention holds attention and then a little joke. You are far in a maze. Yeah yeah, this avoids. I wasn't here a war on the other side. Just throws led him. What Jesus did he so ethnically ambiguous it's great eh, but I dunno what we were. I dunno how we got on this. I dunno what we're talking about before this hulu This was a segue in a janine. We were talking about camille. I lost two were talking about when people oscars about people, the apple we want to see more of and oh and and choosing to go your own road and build your own business. That the point at the point that I was gonna make about. That is the hard thing with that is sometimes you. You have to give all of yourself, I think Joel in all of himself- and I think-

he wants to, and I think that's what he wants to do He just wants to be Joe rogan. He doesn't want to play john rogan in the jail rogan move it. No. I remain in vienna. I feel like Sarah silverman has wanted to play other characters and I feel like if she did that court press that say Joe did she might beginning cason, enabling what they right. Here's the thing, mortier point, which I definitely be with you give up somewhat control and it's like I have that had that discussion. When I had him on advice from dipshit, he was saying how we were joking, like Was I taken cause commendable? Just pick calls you know for us to listen to messages and go away. Why did I oughta? Why do you have a hatchet his daughters walking by the window? Actually, as it really is an axe? She's gonna kill it chicken, why the hatchet you're here? Are we stopping what? What? What? What? Oh god? Ok go? Okay, ok, I'm it's still in its sheath. It still, but that's fucking,

in the panic. You said that and they're headed toward the chicken coop. What am I going to catch it and I'm like? Oh god, expect this at all. Be heads of phuket and she would never bad a chicken because they're her chickens sure cause. I was like what she just turned totally darwin right in that moment, while that fucking scared, the fuck outta me at scared, I'm your reaction made me go on when I'm out to see this is horrifying. I think if Sarah, was given an opportunity to create more right? meaning just simply create morton. If someone came to our, I think that's work, and then I put it back on. You lay up you're someone who is who only about independence will quickly to fish. My point we to someone called in and was left him, as always icons educated, just just set its take five seconds literally was like work. Why can I see you guys guys toward together and if guys do a show in my town and and we're like reach out to our europe's was made up and we'll do it we'll do it will split it I'll? Give him more he's more withdraw than I am definitely and, I was like wait a minute, I'm more a draw than you I'm like yeah he's like then I want I'm like you fucking one. The way he you know it's not that it's

a petition, but he stayed on the road where I would take chunks out to be an elite audition to pitch all that stuff, and it's done ok for me but I don't I would have been prior would have been better if I did the road like signora, like you like kyle, you know well I would argue. I would argue yes and no man think I think. I know that I have always been a road guy now and then I did give my time to travel channel. I was still on the road yeah, so I never got I'll live in l a which I would have loved yeah. Had I gotten the taste of living allah. I don't know if I'd be able to one go back on them. Do you remember seeing me in the airport in salt lake city, like you, weren't drunk, don't worry, turning to call you out on some relax moment. No, you you're still shaking from having? jump off stratus younger in LAS vegas, and I was like oh Burn it like I was like I was like, I feel like.

bert needs a hug right now or something. But I didn't know you well enough, but I remember you are like he'll, like hey man and I'm like hey bro, how you doing had jumped off the stratosphere and I'm still fucked up When was this. You like causa two days ago, I'm still man to an end, I end and you where you headed, I'm like. Oh, I'm gonna play wise guys, like ah fuck eleven like sitting so beautiful. I take my family. Just live in salt lake. Oh that sound like you. When you went to another place. I still go there all the time. It's beautiful! I love or love utah. So wait! So now so then so you got you into the like cool see come to allay start booking stuff kind of takes years, but nobody start booking mean by the way. When I system well he's off until they have ever booked anything. If you have never been anything like trust me like why look kyle and I moved you together we had an apartment. We try to do stand up every chance. We get. We we're penis,

maniacs drunks, all that stuff. But like we kind of started, we just did it we'd. We do it. Well, however, we did we play the do said the improv to us. You see be whenever we stir gonna getting know a little bit more from the old stuff, but like I put it this way we move to allay in two thousand three. I didn't get any thing until two thousand seven, I had a job up until two thousand eight my job when I got letterman and stop doing. I was doing I was doing commercials, but I was always work full time colony. We even had our last jobs, real jobs together, we're both close cap nerve for the hearing, impaired, company in burbank, where we they will give us shows, and we a tremendous new, not real time, we are those people out there like human robots, their insane, but we would. Of like. Oh here's, the new episode of the office, spore biggest loser or whenever I mean We know caption amount in knowledge as in that that job but he call caption mass of forever grateful because they would let me leave for traditions or leave for the road. I said to make up the time later, so you'd work weakens or whatever you know. Well, that's! Actually

It was incredible. It's one of those rate for perfect, perfect l, a or new york jobs and yeah. I'm forever grateful, but yeah. It's like this. This, this year is the ten year anniversary of me not having our job really so wended. When did what was the first big thing you bought? We are like Definitely it was the one two punch, two thousand and eight well, you know what it was. It was just for laughs when I went to when I got to when I was a new face. Oh really, that that that's what broke me up when I wrote me up when I went to that monitor. Did the owl joke. That's what kind of started me getting getting booked in clubs as as as a feature anna headliner, but the first. big job I got was was two thousand two thousand eight I got mad tv and I got letterman. It was like a one to punch. I was in the castle, mad tv and then I let him and then when I was when I was when I was duff

I ride around us getting ready for my letterman thing, majesty, I canceled, so I was on it for it literally half a season it still probably my biggest credit. I mean I've been on sitcoms and shit that people don't remember necessarily by everyone- What matters is that it is the biggest monolith, the aperture when I, letterman. The day before I got letterman. My travel changeover cancelled amazing the day before I was doing letterman and with that was travelled. There was that your first, what was your first baby? Oh, but first big one was the actual, ok, that without Herbert Herbert was after the erika I got my first big one I have developed the old well psmith six months in advance. Comedy I got, and then I got a development here was CBS the very follow near and follow so urine.

Six months I got my first tv show a while. I was yet show that ran for a year and the knacker cancelled. I did a pile of pcbs and then by herbert got picked up, ok and that that was based off of sort of different show, and they were gone and pitched too common riley. Who is at an ethics of the time and he was like, do the her burka and were a great incited nice, six episodes at that and then and then I was and then I did. Pilots like added pilot earlier, like but if this is so- and this is think going back to where we're talking about, but like a camera came out. It was called the cannon. hell are one. I think I think there is a g. To an exile. Are one these two cameras came out and they choose. India revolutionise the business. Ok, you no longer, you know you could shoot on dvd tape, mahler tape, the big camera and they were with

I bought. I bought the jail too, I think that's the name of it about the jail that was twelve hundred dollars. The actual our warmest like three five hundred us three thousand hours, but compared to what it I'm recrossed, it was nothing on these deputies were cheap. Yes, so all of a sudden, you couldn't pilots for nothing yet, and it looked it looked to say, and it's all about it's, it's all about the did. The visual quality and the mood you know like, if you can make something that feels like a tv show, it's basically a tv show I'm going to I'm going to fuck this up. I wonder if I could get. I wonder if I can get someone who knows about this camera on the phone to explain it. One of scott sands knows it and. folks are worth it a fuckin. Sorry I mean you had they eat you, don't you given of the listener, the general idea and so wait made what it made. Was it made the possibility to start company all you did now was an avid a jail to our actual, are one and all of a sudden put up. Could sell a show, a lot quicker, yeah, it's

we could sell a show like hurt, bert yeah for and go what do you think production and b and instead of it being, a hundred twenty five thousand dollars, an episode? Yeah you do go. I we make we can make a pilot like ten grand yeah, maybe like what and so like, and so I started we the pilot started being green, lit for like fifty grants you can make five pilots instead of just one pilot. While so I started getting book, I started because I'd hosted extorted paying the bills by by doing pilots. For I mean I've did stunts. The reality based pilots that I could list often you go shut. The fuck up. I did one where search for the world's best dancing dog. I didn't give people a moment. I did one where we ve search for the world's me unique lama. I didn't I didn't one where I was it was like cribs but, game show. Ok, I did vote on king pilots, the menu it paid ten grand for each year,

I pay my bills like that fur from too thousand and probably three to two thousand and maybe said and when I go to l a when I got hurt bert or conquer birth, conquer conquer conqueror was probably the biggest thing I ever got because then it was all of a sudden. It was like thirteen episodes and then I got put do a deal with travel channel and did another show for our seasons. Then we did it and I- and I just did so many foggy shows that those by the biggest thing I got em but then, Like you said, I looked at it and I looked at school, restoring and others like. I made a mistake. Many no but he probably looks at you and goes shaka. I should bird did you know yeah. I know what I mean by tat, because it's like look as much is we're like managed. I should stay in the rose. I could I of without blowing I brains out or doing a ton of coke or what you know it's it's like he's always done the road on his own thinks he and push were cool being poor. Oh yeah, that was very different than me. I got a family, they were just poor.

one charge or to a household poor area like that's how that's who they are in essence, I dont know the many when a now like I I really like I really like doing the dog we have touring I'm doing and I like being other places. If I could just fly out of ellie acts, that's the only I change everything else clubs ideal with the great the theaters the audiences are are are are fun. I love going back to some of these towns going to new towns. How much torino doing I'll probably go to probably go out like twice a month or so on average tonight is a whole month, ba our there's nothing for the month. But no would you do? What would you do I would say in our but your pride one of the more talented actors performer us, the group may reject eighteen. Eighty two arising, I mean I I either so I started out. I've been taking

acting classes. I was a kid just one of little things like its cow. It was kind of animal a child's always like fraga is George Carlin says it's all about. Dig me in your class clown in so like I, I was always that anyway, and then it's like, I naturally kind of god and to stand up and they kind of help each other in a way. But it's like I I really like when I see someone who's, a really amazing actor and I'm always just like I mean I can. I know how to do it, but I dunno, if I'm that as a greener than you think, What was the? What was the sitcom you? And I know you did this is us. I know I was an upper up all night up all night up all night. What was the other? Did you didn't? You do modern family as well? No, I was in. I was up all night. I was on most reserves and up all night and a marvel's agent carter. So I was like like a scientist up all night was the one with the christianity just said the kid yes, christina apple, gay and yeah, and will end well our net yeah, which was one of those things I felt in my route off I've always under promote

because it was a perfectly rate, our parents who wanted to still party- and if you like, let's everyone gladsome everyone show it was. I saw the I saw the pie, there was another show up at the time. Fuck There was another show on at the time that I they're dead, sent out something for ok and I just caught. It knows it was I'll check it out, and I thought it was something else and I ended up watching up. One! Oh really. I was like and I'm by the way, I'm a huge, christina applegate fan. She's still a calmer writer died. Mother fucker, I just did a benefit at her kids' school and when I did the show this kid was still a baby, and now it's like walking around a person yet like I, I I want a scar. Brothers go stay here, if the kid goes to the school and they do these two. I did a benefit and you know I'm just. And is backdate. She before the show runs backstage she's, where's wronger, like runs up and hugged me, and I was like a high like it was so sweet because I mean she, someone who has always been famous always

your whole life, oh yeah, so it's like you for her. A kind of just still be like I'm so glad you're. Here I want to say hi before everything you know like she's. We are allowed people like yeah today, now in every one of those people. But I busily forget peoples. If we all do Madame horrible, I wouldn't run backstage for somebody there. You are no agreed on gomberg number who work either I'm sorry, but you are. You met dire, build wire, but philip, neither one meter, wireless poodles will b, but whatever we like, you know like, if, like like you know, sometimes I do do showed its a colony hankses backstage Tom hanks ran back stage and was like bert high. you, wouldn't you feel anointed like tat. I'm telling you I, like you, wailing as if to a king. Like my liege, like you put your sword and the ground, did you see the rock tweeted out so bastions special? No, ah fuck brow not that he needs that, because he's kill in it

If he waits for him to sort out the greek last night. He sold it out. It's all lot of grunt care too, I love sebastian man, I've, I've great! I've loved watching that guy for so long that guy's like a bow, way dancer, he's so fun to watch he's like an absurdist, ballet rock had him on and you're on his instagram, and it just was video of his stand up special. It was just him watching Sebastian yeah and then and then him go and are always this guy's, the funniest guy in the world. If, if you like, I can't go to sleep, I can't stop watching, and it's so funny up, and I was like is in us about both sebastian places. with my mom. You said the rock likes me I made it made Thanks man. I appreciate it gets. Three point. Seven, they can't know here. He is well guys. It can't really take a compliment. Really one can you just incredibly onboard. You know, I think it's his worries. Us, I think you, I think part you know,

mass is one of those his day. His whole story about working over them. Four seasons, yeah driving overdue sat in his war is chef altvater, whatever selling tvs and a mall yeah crazy he's fascinating guy escargot guy yang Adela by way of good folklore story, not sure of its accurate start We stand up because you are here to be an actor and he bumped and a comedian whose anyway, how come you never get up early for work in it is on the comedian. I work at night smashing like tell me about that guy told about it is like. Maybe I tried out guy's name, Dilber, amazing there, though the medina report, by love that when people just discovered they're calling that way like you know, bill weathers, anal sunshine lean on me, yet the singer. Ah, he was it sell toilets in god and like detroit or something, and he was just in a bar and a guy next, was like he's like he's Acta

well he's a promoter and he's like he's like Lou Rawls was late to his show and I'm paying that mother fucker, and he said if he said an amount bill. Withers is like. Well, I guess I'm a singer. and that's what we decided we as greens, we can he just sing songs at home and he just like MIA. make that kind of money, singing screw toilets meant by the just, went through a did. You Did you learn that on when, after he died the grammy's psyche debt he died and I went bought his entire catalogue way a new roles. We know no, no visitors is alive. I think so. I got a bit weathers die by the reason I say this as I bought every bill withers album because he taming though he died he not ready bill. Withers though others he's I he died two years now it looks at you still alive. Yeah no in those wife died, oh wait hold on, though others bore

no he's still alive, but why do they do a bill? Withers thing on him here lean on me. Ain't, no sunshine. Use me the two of us lovely day, grandma's handicap dude, I e they the thing on him. Oh, he was an anointed into the rock roll hall of fame in two thousand and fifteen. Okay, that's what I saturated and I went, and I bought every bill withers album via because I was like this buys a fucking. Mazie is the best people. All my thing, though I burgers, you told the machine story, the regular nine of them like fucking, nine of them geez christ, I gotta get to work. Do you feel like you, like? You of the podcast. What other content would you be inch and in producing and making distributing like like because I'm was fascinated by like. like say you get your compound, your Joe rogan compound right right, yeah. What do you make in that comp? I would love to produce. Independent films ought to possibly be impossibly not to

you know nurture. Up and coming writers and also get my stuff out there. I would love to have a non scripted division cause. I have plenty ideas of air, you do don't screw. I've won right now that I'm taken out that's about what I do. Basically, what you do with your time on the road network and focus on my stand up, I wouldn't focus on it would have a little bit an element of what I do it. I always search out. I find the best coffee place. I find a place where everyone says to eat and I go to those places now. Just hang out, I talk to people and I find out about the town where the towns going through and on that I do a little but a googling. There are volunteer searches, you can find and I'll go and all devote a couple hours during the day and is help out in some night is putting you get some not just like its putting boxes of diapers. On a truck I give

I usually do this in l a, but I give platelets pretty regularly. I have a scheduled one tomorrow, though, because meals to the homeless, no, no, my blood, basically my blood to the homeless. I cut my arm open, put it right in the guy's mouth and he's fine. He has no teeth. He's got the blood out yeah it. Basically it's it's a thing that helps kids with cancer, and I have a positive blood and that's the blood they need the most generally speaking from what I understand them, but that might just be what they tell me, but what they do is so they put an a needle in each year, arms and you sit there in a bed electric chair and you watch a movie. You pick a movie and basically because it takes an it, takes about an hour after two hours take some your blood out. They spend. My blood cells may put your blood back in so the plaza the minuses it takes forever and you have a needle in each arm for that long, but the plan is you leave and you don't feel anywhere near as diminishes. You do when you just three up give cup cup binds pints of blood Is give your white blood cells because that's their kid?

through their bodies can manufacture. White blood cells anymore and eightys need constant transfusions to fight the disease because are going through things at chemotherapy. the treatments which are withering lee, punishing on you're on a human adult body to say nothing of a child's. So that's it something that I know I can do that. I kind of do and really the crow the show- and I this I've I've pitched it. I even started the pitting process he yet I'm still trying to attach certain studios or what not, but with the one that people keep pushing back on it. Like only do this to make myself feel good, you know I want to help people, but it's like, I feel like I am so fucking lucky to get to what I love for a living and it sounds schmaltzy but like to know, people that I know tat to be in this. Fraternity, slash sorority. Whenever you want to call it of people who our committee is the fact that people go hey doc, a comedian and you are

We are undeniably comedians and my favorite thing. I've ever earned in my life yeah and just to be able to have a house and a family and be able to pay my bills from that. It's just one of those things that I'm forever grateful for. So it's like if I had the every free time. I do it all the time, there's weekends, unlike fuck the world, am eating chili dogs, it's columbus and I'm getting drunk every night. You know, but there are those ones where I'm just like. I got some time. What do you guys do? What's the thing you know, and it's rare Really it's funny. You mention doing political things, it's real. Rarely political, like you know, just just just how like I said, loaded truck or you know, helping coordinated something with a u centre. Whatever can, I think, That is like mute it it's a lot like if they were like hey burke, work on this, this movie for no pay, and you like, I will give you Four hours visa like it. I like that. I have a heart out the hard out.

more and more boxes loaded. I could give a shit. I have to shall guys guys I d get a big shower. You know tat, I hoped load or to play. I'm I'm out exhausted, I'm fucking a real man years. Twenty bucks, courageous believe you're. So I mean it dont know who to watch you that showed because it the more because it's like any time I go out just like crack why's that these centres, all the time just it's fun, does massa them and like I was, I've always like oh disappear, getting a camera at that, and then you know that element of insomniac David. Tell one of my problem five overcoming while timely and one of the best shows more time. There's that element as the credit start rolling, I'm in a bar with all the volunteers because they came to the show shop. Don't ever see the show just like inside, but like we're all hanging out talking shit like they get to have negative guitar eaten chicken wings whatever cause they grave.

to do in the large work. You know as they set clock so that that's my big one. I want to take out pretty soon and then I got that new special, that's basically common out like gaffin. Instead on everything, are you don't you Laval case, I did you fuck, that's gonna be huge. Hopefully here yeah, that's than I'm am fascinated with working. You talk about with how b, is being released. It presented at sidra hit me up and was gates guaranteed on a couple major stream, in platforms, including amazon wouldn't be on netflix. It won't be on any of the other that any of the cable bags that usually do specials but it'll be there are like that thousands of outlets that just people want to flip through and see. If you can think about, like airplanes You know, company based stuff of course: apple, music,

it'll, be on it'd, be r or apple, and all that jazz was one thing. I gotta say that volquez has changed the game without specials are made absolutely, and I mean I think, and I this one I I had an hour that was burning a hole in my dick like you know that his readers you just enough, I gotta, dump this to come to take a shit or you know this baby baby and me for twelve months enough and you're like. Ok, we either get either get rid of the material and it dies right or put her on a special, because I've got her on my next hours, already burning a hole exactly exactly so either the tenth anniversary of bridgetown. I I grabbed an ex porn theater and I hired an entire crew and I shot the whole fucker myself and I paid for the editing and and everything I just brought it to them and they were like and literally every network. I I went to my brought brought you god forbid. I just Didn'T- have any room which I get married out there it's. It's not only the commune dynamics and we partnered solitude. trigger worn any more right list,

there's a fine but like it, because this will make crazy, but there is not a lot of space for white guys, not unless your massive, unlike other, unless you are incredibly incredibly popular, which I totally understand. I do and I don't again- and I tell you I don't know- I only because I think What is, I think, what you got Yours is diverse number one. I don't think you re putting up a lot of similar specials is beneficial to anyone sure, including the ones. Doing the mind. There might be a lot o right guys doing comedy. There are a lot of work. I doing comedy very similar rights are someone's doing it very different, but just simply to say we camper white guys on our on our network anymore, but whatever service that may be I isn't technically representative of how comedies done right because are put

fortunately there just happens to be our wines- will cure cure all giving agonies ample them. How did announce it started with you? Not wanting you had a similar yes actually evolution me in competition. We have any of you. You have based on your skin color, but you know it's a thing. Is we tend to centre on on netflix? Obviously, could they are the big dog in town? I know parliament netflix their area, basque, here's the thing I will say people shit on netflix for that because people say they are doing that and I know there come a comedy company generously and they're, not even a tv company there, it acknowledging and basically dream around the world around the world, and so kyle kyle said this to me, like you, think, he's like what they, if any It was like. I learned bite thanks and we know people at work. There are no people that work on every level, the netflix that work and executive level and put it this way. Like a guy. You ve, never heard of from malaysia. They book him he's funny, but they book him. they make a special because

don't have inroads in malaysia as much as they like, and he will fall that trail for them, but the kind of thing- and I feel like a lot of the trails have already been force, but now there be exactly when they're going into fifteen ones, half an hour ones, I only have a half an hour. Ones are fascinating. I think it's great. I think it's awesome. What is it they do? It's like two hundred fifty special drop on one day, something it's fuckin reject like by the way, but I think it's awesome and I know delhi is doing it. Swartz is doing it neil and- and I I submitted for that half hour, and it was that thing where it was like they were like. I was definitely on the list. You know, I know the people that book over there and but it was that thing where they just had the idea of, like oh we're, going to the worldwide half hours. Look if we have the olympics of standup comedy, I'm not going be on our basketball team, I'm not going to be pippin

for I'm not gonna, be anybody on everyone on that live popularity or who'd, either a deserve another. Our rights deserve their first hour without it without without a doubt. Without a doubt, I didn't see that listen go fuck it assholes and by the way, it's all in all. I think that will bring people to the platform for sure. That's that's what it comes down to where people keep thinking there still People are sitting up there. Looking at you know, like I like, I, like, I know Looking at numbers numbers this numbers, that's a very different algorithm it'll be it'll ito veto come backgrounds like you know, like You mentioned like like like a brawl liked him tim. Dylan- is so much like a brow, but the vacuum. gay. You know get em I'll bet internet diversification thing, but do you think I was gay or not he's fucking hilarious? So it's like this. people that argue that it just like? Oh they just don't like like. I guess I mean no, that's not that's not true. I think we do need a lot more diversification of viewpoint theirs

based on anything what viewpoint, but it's like for now. For this year. Maybe next year you know it's like it's going to be a it's. No one really knows what they're doing that's the hard and fast eurostat of of show business you're, no one, no shit! I've won still kind of You know a learning, there's going be a little bit of growing pay if they're you know they're trying to make diversity but a lot. I have no problem with. I have no problem with diversity, literally like I watched a korean comic who don't speak english why so special that you didn't. You have quite able to subtitles here. Why wouldn't I want amigos and then I am Where do I like who the fuck? Is he young me fat? Like yeah? like oh he's, an old dictator, ok there's makes a lot more zeiss. Neither then I started Ellen I like, but I, like, I love it's the same thing we go back to with lindy west. I like hearing other viewpoints, unlike other points of view- to actually be. I watched her

oh, yes, great yeah yeah. I watched her she's a nice person too. You have to really really great person. People in my pocket said her guts, but she was CIA, I mean look, he had a huge backlash. He is riding that shit she's in the fucking new, like Paul rudd movie, or sees the blue ice sheet me and her texted back and forth after we did. I cast because it was, but it was fine, but she got a lot of shit from people. Don't obviously don't hate her. She got a lot of shit from my fucking listeners. Absolutely but like only shared between me and or I say she hates american football or something no joke, and she says she didn't like the comedy store, which is like almost worse fuck man. Sometimes I don't. I mean I love that plate, but that's my gym. I had a friend of mine who is like, bigwig, cia, I'm not at sea. I brought you know, he's tp helps with careers and a good dude, but he was like about to leave unease like. Are you goin up he's like he's

I'm going to go! I'm sorry! I'm like! Oh, like I want you, I want you to watch me, lift weights, that's what I'm doing in there I'm working out. I would love working out. I would love if they put if they had one night where they banned all industry. Yeah would love that totally government, only the one night of the murder- and we want on air, of course, because you so relaxed, but its look man when, when mickey cohen, owned a place called zeros, he would murder people in the basement. You take when the basement and murder them. That's why it was one of those haunted buildings in hollywood, which is saying something, murders and suicides. We ve had like that that bill, in his curse the hutus, not very often at all the walls are painted black. It's dark, paid of Hell. Sometimes she didn't say she hated this door. She said there needs to be much more diversity and literally no one had her back like all the women, the word out of sorts, aided irish room and it was like. So it was an ideal. I told add, because

I also atoms do in such a good job of doing a great job yet, and I felt backside in defend Adam right. I didn't defend any of the women. The work there yeah I didn't I was due, This thing that I had heard worked in today's society, where I listen to people as of smoking, white, male or listened sure, and I heard her point yes and I didn't argue back in a lot of you all anatomy and then a lot of yoga matter, mine and I was like I was like, but I watched her special. So what I want to say that the problem with the colonies door is they put up? Maybe twenty five. comics a night, and every comic in the entire world wants to play that club. The entire world like it is legendary abandon problem. Is that the greatest care mix in the world enjoy working there and no just drop in just drop in and it's like five, the first, from their got bombed by and by the way, my sitting on this by a jump I bought by John uptown, Daniel tosh.

and one of the big name enough, unlike any and by the way, I'm just put this perspective, However, I have a healthy ego I am also very very aware of where I am in the business and when it's your first night perform, is a paid regular. You been in the business nineteen eighteen, maybe I guess in ten years time we ve had to specials. You been on tv for seven years. You ve done a number. You feel, like you have a career and you just watch people who you I'm not deny take years. from you not a deck way, but just in a hey man, I gotta get home kind away yeah, and you know that universally there's nothing you can say about this yeah trust me a box with your ego. Look I always get like eleven o'clock spots. No, I haven't, I don't think I've ever gotten it before eleven. In terms of that, in terms of the original day, it's monday, we definitely call it that I haven't called them yet, but it's but like you know, I don't give a shit

that alley. Long is at nine, it's like no she's a fuckin super. dark and I mean to say nothing of how funny she is but heard raw is bow nan us. It's insane like the amount of people she can just chicken like posts on twitter, hey bet you can be like unplanned agreed tonight. They said I have. It should at least half feel that shit toward him, I'll, probably only hobby, sell it out within twenty four hours. She sought within twenty four hours, yet sallow and its work and its like. So it's like, I'm not gonna, let you know well by the way by the way, all those p guys who say women are funny go see. Ali wants to fuck yeah is perfect, go see. Ali Wong, I mean she really is fucking phenomenal as she is, and I knew I remember seeing her in san francisco and being like. Who is this demon? Really? Oh man as I wait until they figure out a way. It's always that a way to sell- this person I do know whose do it, but if someone to crack the code, still people that, unlike like yeah, it's like I'm still turnover I hope to sell me here to me

by then we were all everyone sorted it out, but it's like. So when someone gets it so perfect words like oh, my god, tiny alley. Long did a special for netflix pregnant as fuck that shit, That's gonna go like sliced bread. That's can be bigger than pretzels like that. Shit will be I love it. I love when someone date when they saw when just cracks it it's them or their friends idea or their wraps or something. And then you, like you, you doing your special with no shirt on perfect. Well, no, it's perfect! So funny! That's that's! That's a what is it that's a forty! you're perfect in the making sure showtime hated the concepts everyone here the volume premise legality would like those I'm sorry. This is just how I do it. Do I mean I will say this for like netflix is kind of like: let's try, weird ideas. They put your belly on. The poster and I went so that was the dumbest idea. You that's a pervert poster alley. Want you mention like I do at least like

even the shortest like three years ago, see every executive being like how pregnancy some men are very turned off by that. Can I tell you some men owes them. You know. I was in a meeting I'm sure that idea got shot down right. When I got my offer for the special I was in a meeting and they were like I dunno. If I'm by the same people are long as, but anyway they were like they were like I mean that anyone among question is you're doing it it this right and I was like we're yeah and there, like a ha ha ha. Thank god. I you're willingly Can I tell you a secret nose, like oh yeah, unlike alley want pregnant again, and I think we should- there are special like two months and the like I know and may let me tell you something: google trends that shit allie ones last special is bigger than any ones I saw that came out. I love that is the nut when, when she what her last special is fucking massive, the idea. That is why look at her

look at her in a way like almost like you do a superhero cause. I go yeah, you know she does and I dunno, if I'm accurately portraying this, and I don't want to sending negative like I don't. Annual, no one perceives anything babbitt. She goes. I won't talk like three months and then I'll see you guys next year and then she spends time it kids and raises are kids does spots at night and I go bach I'll see, I'm I'm. I would, though, going like our aims. I probably like, like April, I guess issues like this, great door I'll see you guys next year in two thousand nineteen, oh those who was it. We have How do I told him all god you're playing arrive or- and this is someone who, like rebecca temperature till she had a bit like ever see someone do a bit that you're, like oh, my god, that's debt. I could never say stats darker than holy holier than I that you she had. She, tibet, where she's like, are shared

for once it wasn't sexually adventurous enough. I'm a butcher, the joke, but she's like I wanted to try anal sex and he didn't want to do it and I, As I said, if I fucking put on craig's list that an asian twenty something wants to have anal sex, I would break the internet, it would die. The internet would crash screamed that- and I was like. Oh who is this. You know I mean just she's always had the biggest balls. You know she's always been so gutsy. I love it. I love what she wears on stage so that by the way now I'm dissecting this, which is, super unhealthy there. The day is like she wore shorts, towards a t, shirt and lay low bow shoes on state aid, and I was like, as I can know, what fuck you fuck you like fuck yeah. I've always been abandoned, like Sarah sweat pants on a sweater age. When I was young where women were like really sexy tight stuff, how do you get a few special? I get a very special way, not because it is work is set out, but even now alike will all see like Amy humor, like do like a special, unlike giant theater and heels, which our member to

Chris rock nailed it we're talking. He was talking about posting, the oscars and talking to see our knees. If you know a lot of it, is just your shoes, you shoes out to feel good, that stage, do you're about play a giant theatre. You know it's like you walk out there. You show shoes, you run around you like right, yeah, yeah, yeah there. I know it feels like I'm ready for what this feels like when the sheet is with maniacs, you know with heels. I wouldn't where heels just dj, did not that I have experienced, but it's just I can't imagine I do like I'm very particular about what shoes I world stage and right now, I'm wearing dad is fuck choose its there, so bad weather related were crusher. Signature sketches either the ones judging any legumes worthier. Let's get yes, no they're merrill's that nice light on marijuana. No, no, there are these nike eight pegasus. Eighty

pegasus others too cool issues arising within one days. I was all stages, some ngos and I love him. I love him because I ran them by delete until he is like It is those two issues, a fire or why I see what are we aiming he's? Kiote internal gets. Finery knows it, go and tell her letters, fog, brown, very breath and so tight on the cruel and then one day this mom goes in order about you, your shoes, and I thank you. She is there like dad shoes- and I want another not like. I was like no you're looking at a dad wearing them and all of a sudden they don't look cool mike I'm taking cool clothes and making them look. Bad yeah sounds like me to get pocket yeah. So we should probably how long we are women who, like a whirlwind of ours, we should play a rapid. I thought. Okay, where are you on? Where were you on the road coming up, I'm going to be in toronto? For the my please hold me. Tour start. Wait. Wait! I gotta ask you about bridgetown before we leave okay, fascinated by that you're not just cause. I've always wanted an invite. I've just been.

answer me. I'm sorry! No, but it's ives bitch money. We talk about the white treatment white male thing. We haven't allotted number that we have to stay a week that we use you don't. You gotta go now and I, for I fought, everyone loves you. I've fought for you we've. We, I think we reached out to your reference, but the price was too high. I should have just called you or she just called me. You know I've had people like Rebecca Leah and schwarzman who like wanted to do it, but it's like they can't burn portland and I'm like I get it man. You know you are important for the year when the short supply in the fuckin schmidt's her now or might my problem was in the lobby. So how to? How? Did you start the dad I used to theirs? It there's a comedy club there that I would play on and off, but I just want go back support them more, and so I would basically book my friend book bands and the bands start at ten, and so as I can, I have the eight to ten slot and choose. I guess, and so I have made a deal with her and and Andy would sort of come into the show and he would say who can I open for you? I was like yeah and then

and got him, really Brady basically were like. Should we start? A comic that's what like yeah and for the first four five years, my whole job. asking my famous friends to do it, to give it more legitimacy and to see if they do it for cheap you, our friend rates, which I'm not in love with a kind of hate, but from then on. we look at tapes. I would invite people than I that would open for me to submit and it just started from put this way. Our first here. Our big celebrity, tent pole act, was taken a thorough, and this is knee jerk, progressive, portland. Well, I'd say that the last week was which we ve had the honor. often relationships where, like I mean, they're fine, but they're, they're kind of like a weekly newspaper, along with the portland mercury portland worker is always very supportive weekly we had to like, We have an origami, we had like legitimize herself, but anyway there.

Like. Can we get an interview for tag and an Dana rumours are great she's, an upcoming lesbian comedian and take with us I want to talk being a lesbian and, unlike with no interview, it's like fuck you, like. I always bring that up in terms of how hard it was for us to get any practical yeah. And then, but now you know, secures enemy. Now it's ten years. It's it we're on a hiatus. Now it should come back, but I don't know it's. else who produces value to europe well yeah, but about what it was. It was more. It was more because look I made. Choice to never make any money from the festival because it would comedy legitimize me. Can I played every year. I one do that that states gross, but everyone Who does make a portion of their living from it that we're not making greatly and so, if we got like a massive sponsor, you know like when we did that LAS Vegas fast. While they had zappos. We had something like that. age or company that could pay the bills and also pay those people for their time, watching thanks

of ours of tape. You now watching we'll in case we got so many submissions. So how did it work? You had? You add headliners YAP We have had lighters how days of the festival ass. I was. I, though the whole thing is about three or four days was like frightened, her sunday, ok, and so you had headliners for each night gap and then you had open. Mike nights are not overnight, but I got a new faces types. At new faces. We had one show that was that anyone could sign up. That was constant rotation that never stop. That was in a bar and so you'd go in there. You never knew you're going to see what was going to drop in, but for the most part the whole formulas get like. famous people to get asses and seats and once the were there show them people that were worthy of their time, so we're very hard on on up incomers in terms of like judging who is who is who is at the call who's that I will go to really because you know you out for a cup first couple years with real trial and error, you gotta show it be like woof and when ears he'll green, the narrow in front of an audience as much we're not never but like it took,

doing to kind of know how to mix up the thing where it was just and I I have learned to stop trying to get myself into like the better show. What would be a more fun show with more my friends and be like no just throw me all over the place and we also learn to concentrate. where the shows are and that's where they like a lotta festivals like high planes learn from our mistakes. A euro high planes vessel. You can walk to all the gigs. You have one bad I believe you can go high plains, comedy festival in Denver. Okay, that started by like the growl x, guys, the guys who did that showed those who can't and those guys are there there the best only ninety one I got my holland and andrew orbit. All I think I know one of the guys, maybe There's one guy. I just love at a damper whose big guy who drinks beer, but but he doesn't look like a guy. Ok, I think he's just fucking. I wanted to say John Roy such arm now, John right, it's not John Roy. That's his name's sound like that Ben Ben, Roy ben,

What does Ben Ben Roy is in his in his in graphics, but he's skinny any sober he's in him. I know Ben Roy then maybe and Ben Roy, but there's also a big gay guy that I loved. I felt I fuckin I watch him do stand up. I just thought he was hilarious anyway, yeah, okay, so so so so so yeah, and so they we put all the the things close to the other and try to keep the badge price pretty low. You know, and so people would it became like a yearly thing for everyone. Important than looks she looks forward to you, know When do you think you re read just really up to everybody else I'll? Do it I'll do it next month, many varying meaning ever all the other people have put it together? Yes, it's really are we really want to create? Get a sponsor in place that well make it worth all their times. You know all the people that are really doing the nazis, once again the Andy's baby reality and in our partners on it, but it's Annie's done far far more work on I than I ever did.

watch them, I watched a bunch of submissions but like Jesus, the amount of you know people you know that that they put in all their time, but it was you know it still. It still a thing. I'm really really proud of. It's one of them. I would sales I am sure I'm wrong about this, but if my end my recollection and stand up- and it was the first festival that was like grass roots festival yeah- we we pretty much were that with that that we're just I gather from the ground up in an end. Everything came after that than the thing you soon tower. High planes riot malay. I mean it a day all were kind yanks after us, yeah spokesperson, So I really am. I looked at that that looked grade. I did last year, I want to do. I would like to put together either a cruise or a festival in florida, clearwater all right, I saw some where you rented, like for houses on the beach for my friends ice and then, and then

I woulda saw peanut butter and we all stayed together and then put on a festival in clearwater beach like the scientology center, oh my god, and so like there's a little theater right across the street and then just each of us take you know, for a week and each of us take a night yeah where we're headline in both everyone's doing more than but it, but it's one of those things it's like you got a really be passionate about well one like I don't. You know the the max von guys but they're like there like a podcast network, he did the thing where you did a cruise eat, it grows, but it was. It was a theatre on the boats. We all got like rooms and all that jazz and all the fans, come and hang out in this one area, but you'd also go to the rest of the boat, so you don't have to deal with the whole the boat is rented. Oh, I want to deal with the whole boat. You do. I want to deal with the whole boat. Okay, I'm just saying that's an option I wanted. I was on the fucking boat. I want you to have the whole boat too. Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to I'm not trying to low boat. You here, yeah yeah. I would I would I would

what do I need to be much bigger? I need to be sebastian size yeah, that's ultimately I mean you're gettin there. Now you know at the everyday something if I announced the greek. I couldn't we're out. I'd still cell, just the first two hundred already was just getting you know little bit here little bit. There from his two specials before that wave really kicked in. You know, and I mean so bad. This whole thing is that he is being created the italian american, and so are already at this massively built in demographic of people who want to see their culture reflected and soda. I'd like, as is his thing is, is is so defined in that regard you know, and from a modern man's perspective. The arches great that's, awesome, and so we were you come about where you could work what's what's I have that might have my tour. Please hold me tour, starts in seed september. Twenty third into do in toronto. The jail fell. Forty two

it's really fun yeah. I haven't done the toronto one. I've done the montreal like rate seven times while been great, I'm psyched, it's so much more fun. There's no pressure! There's no one! There, nice meaning like there's, no like it's, not three heavy honest funny spock, they ve got a nicer than when I did it at a nice little room, everyone party than afterward ice- great, really great nice not dislike for that, and then I just have even a map. Wronger dot com or my dates are up their departure. which are coming on advice from a dipshit with that blogger. In only produced and now we're getting a bunch of the sea cow ain't gonna could become an up. We. MIKE eagle, on their jan Kirk man. I just went through an open like eagle spiral, ardelia just fuckin like another guy he's it's not me. Some of the cases are online and I was like weight parry his name and I click sentinel like. Oh, I didn't realize what the fuck this was. A guide always just thought: I literally got some Ober micro now around.

yea. I raise a rapporteur gave me off that neighbouring annabelle gap. There were human baron von sold, new negroes uncomely central to show that up and coming black comics, a really great, so these are going to too right. Yeah yeah damn eyes, all right, all right make sure everyone does the talons made the top five scenes or whatever it is. We asked functional around our red, or can I read that the phone number for calling and for all they want to hear it. I think some of your callers might like to go and write this down, so we can do it at the beginning. To the awesome: like I went on? I got so many great calls from Tom Christina and jager, I'm sure some will call in and ask they will they'll want advice from you. I dunno, if they'll make that we only do like four calls an episode new editor you a meeting like you, you've screen them. Oh, she screamed. I there's so many. I don't hear okay good. My my producer has to client a burt. Why you fat fuck me and she has me and this lady who's just dislike.

A monster of industry, of of bit who's. Gonna hear she's me having Kevin heart on her pod gas and like Heaven. James is massive people here and that's all she has so she has just gene the podcast introduces looks like she knows. She gets ideas all the time, so she's deftly screens like docked like this megan it does, but when she watch your special. She loves it by the way was like and like all I got some, false. I got some calls for burt, oh good, so we get ones about family about partying about you know why I'm so fat. So what's the number okay! So it's three two three seven, six, three: zero. Two two eight well, that's my number just giving what date romeo and as the last man, this is fucking. What the two and a half seamless our pod gas. We added a some shit. I do not expect it to serve as perfect article eight of the treaty,

rock harmony. We talked about. We talked about how people should listen. I think is mostly what our message should have been here. We have the comedy scenes, the brazen, I don't think I don't think, there's anything literally, I'm so glad I brought a priest, sometimes the item and fascinated by the way you know. Like did the thing. I thought that I forgot to say that there is a book I had was called tax taxi driver wisdom and there was a line, and I think this is true of comedians, because we only work like an hour night because and all we do is watch people like tat drivers touch. You ever said. The holdings quotes matthew, taxi drivers and he goes I see everything that's going on, because I'm never looking for a parking space, so it's like with comedians. We see everything going on because we don't have to you know, answer to anyone. We don't have to go to these jobs. So it's like. We are dip shits. We are fucking machines, scumbags, maniacs, but like we see more than you understand you, then you know, and we have an understanding. The human condition does that's like him,

I feel like us. Talking and chopping up is is is good. This is awesome. Do legally so much bank, you man the