The hey, guys, brand new, open tabs. This is the podcast. My name is burke right here. Where I go through all the tabs that are open throughout the week. We've got a good one this week, where it's a good one. It's going to be short. I basically got into two spirals frog in a hole. and life hacks. You know frog in the holos, I don't well you're, gonna, learn and man. It gets good. It's food porn, get ready, get your dicks hard. I just got told about this: video, a wooten, clear health and it didn't read the title looting. and white? Kid plays a wu clan song acoustic. I can't wait for this. I already can't wait for this year. We're going to with the state king and then give me shouted to frank signs lab they watched the runway video.

watch them. What's the runway, video little lack, lustre they didn't not is excited. I wanted to pay, but you know what I as I was watching. It I was like this is I don't. I remember it differently. I guess you know what I got. I dunno it's like things hit you differently and then I gotta tell you something about something in a second. Let's watch this. Let's start, let's start strong. Let's start strong everybody, my name's burkheiser body, shots world tour starts january, tenth in portland tickets, available seattle, for the second show added vancouver, I think, there's a few tickets on the second show and in its own fuckin ready, is deep. Here we go Will we don't open dad from the door bus everybody toward us? You say to us as a door bus hazewrapped yeah, which sir girl was. I

brilliant fucking idea, so everyone will know you're sleeping unlike our fuck, and even think about that. Our right so be respectful of you see my door buzz, though just knock on the door. here. We go WU clan I didn't understand what he was doing a first. He was doing the looting symbol you I thought it was framing himself up. That's fucking old white. I am

I know how the song starts off, or maybe it's not going to use words to run the opponent while the trigger trying to run the table, but don't want to put three dirty bastard love in one thousand breakable shadow to the young. You can shoot through how you like me now, don't do this wow? Do you want to get your teeth knocked the fuck out point again on it like that within show you the reason, with the major theme playing abstained, cleaver can come and come in nature. Press have gone to I catch and the he gets a pass for me. I like it, I like it a lot. He got a pass for mooting. He gets a pass. I get those fucking awesome. Man he's super talented and you know how hard that is to play to get soft yeah fuck yeah things are changing. Thy love

kid. I love that kid. I was fucking great. Like I say com. x is always important, so different, in saying the n word and using the n word the and singing it and I've always said, and then frankenstein's lab agrees with me singing it maybe not youtube. I know it's really heads, but this kid gets a pass on my book. All the comments are generally positive, like this is how you bring people together by really happy. You ve surprise, then this kid put his dick and our whole that he didn't know. It was on the other side, people literally his dick and glory hall and vietnam. Just wonder if they have a goat over there. He does love this music and, while the cover it. I warned you, Mr Obama, now I'm gonna say it don't give the word power, redefine it and appreciate this art. These are the comments, rick invites fans on stage and in schools or freezing the inward whew Tang says, cover our song, and will share with the audience whew Tang winds and the stigma.

embrace positivity by the way that from barf man, barkie barkie man whose wipe it up to get a white guys opinion on any stigma. I mean I agree with the arguments. tat bit. I didn't think it was called it. Kendrick Lamar brought a girl on states to sing the lyrics, then chastised her or I definitely would have Think is. But but there is, I got a little bit about there's a little bit of coolness, along with not saying it and singing it in front of kennicott like. Either. You you'd is I. Why do it my head? Why do it either way you're gonna embarrass herself in front kendrick Lamar, either way round the lose live, not for this guy. career just took off first thing Monday morning, Michael. I need to see what my office immediately. That's what I did, some of them things! I've been reading on line have been so fucking funny. Lately, it's amazing!

how to end all racism he's just doing whatever White Van and hip hop does in the privacy or his own home right, the right It's really, it's a really slippery slope. When you have the songs that we love and we grew up on and now I mean the progressive laughter, I don't even think it's progressive left it's just. I think certain people are saying: no. You can't sing that song. I. What is this footloose? I can't dance vermont who things like watch this fuck yeah, let's play a little more this kid and by the way, could have put on a shirt that there hadn't been color, fucked, those collars all fucked up. I gotta massaging the mall. The other day. Obama was hurting. We rose a day before christmas, christmas eve, and I took the girls over there real quick early in the morning to get some stuff, and I there's a little massage place and the lady,

it puts lotions on her hands right. I have a shirt on we're in a mall, but solutions on her hands and then goes into the top of my neck. Like I'm sitting, I shudder. She goes this way and just rips my neck open well as a you're, ruining my shirt. I didn't say anything I just let her give me the massage cause. My neck would really hurt the fuckin weird anyway since wrong you tube must stay on you to pray, assigns lab odessa shouts me frankenstein's lab the machine, but the way this is what I say. I did this the other day there's a lot. I didn't realize how popular reaction. Videos are the really big, and now frankenstein's lab and I they started and I feel like they did because I found them first definitely not. in stark reality: videos, nope, but there's a lot of up black people watching my stories, like my movie, may stand up island as in doing a lot of black people watching my stand up nine

we happy. Why is that this is the we heard the weird Look in this is that I was a girl, but is it a lot, is theirs. It means more to you as an artist someone who you'd you assume wouldn't connect with your art connects with the art? I think it goes back wu tang can do that kid, singing that song? It's the opposite! It's the exact opposite. While I may not like what I see a white guy with a beard, you know who's like of a fucking home brewery, shirt on and and he's wearing like a cool k, you ate l pants and he's like dude big fan. Listening on rogan, I'm a gay. I thought. So I expect that me. Do I listen to all the same shit? You are we're in the same lane we're in the same demographic

but when a guy outside of your demographic, two guys working collection agencies in atlanta displays from Houston, dig you you think, wait. I think it just catches, you off guard, so they they reacted to do here. Let's go to frankenstein's lab. Let's check out what they're up to poor echoes to the doctor. Oh, you know what they need to watch dude. Can I Can I can someone reach out to reach out to them and tell them they should watch seen where such a barren cohen has his dick out. Do you remember that oh yeah. That's there's a model out, though, that I dunno what that is, there's something else, but yeah they've got a they've got a lot of these already, okay I can only get lost. Sums are gonna heart out, showed the brain improv tonight check out frankenstein's lab you once again to those guys that video are open to have with them with so much vulcan fund can be warner, hit me up and was like. Oh my god, I can't believe. Did you see that

she's like. I can't believe how schools is that their enjoying said you and your friends need to come out with me, and I was like. I don't know Watch the video there definitely not coming It's amazing how how small this community's getting. She watched the clip on your instagram jeff, as you know is I want is thirty times. I love the reaction of the guys reacting to shark underwater those. So much it was a lot of fun and it's cool we getting it. Can we want or on an open tat matter. We are like bring it in its christian and danny or coming out in january to do a pod cast did you have in terms of them, but I have a feeling that, wouldn't I rather just talk to them, I think sometimes sometimes One open tabs with certain people and better to do the interview with other yeah yeah and we're doing a podcast of diamond dallas page in atlanta when I'm on tour in atlanta at the tabernacle two shows both sold out. Sorry, I just need a little. It makes me feel good to say it, because there are so many years that the nineteen years, where nothing sold out

yeah we're going to do. Try try some open tabs on the road, but yeah. This is really fun. This is a lot of fun for me, state king, let's get outta frankenstein's lab state king. What was the knew? He was shaving, because this his body was shaving bacon. I can really be ended. Bacon, like shaving cooking. I didn't like making bacon not just making baking making bacon. I love. a big ham on one of those Paul's brother possess video, the stake prince. Look what I got from the folks at colorado. I want to talk about well, Listen, a pause of craft ground beef. What is craft beef? Well, I decided I had to fly

now, look even road for about the eastern colorado and IRAN's lands out after the funding is due as terrorist smith there is great great busy hosting a pocket show a hundred years ago, what's craft beef, seen a between consumers and their food, and this is our way. It helps bridge that gap with a different kind of eating experience allowing the consumer to know exactly where their food came from and grew it and having that experience and knowing that word or less gloomy animals environments, and ultimately, to get that snake on the table for them at the end of the work, experience will be a sector that a lot of other proteins already have vertically integrated top of the screen. You can put me to work to liquid. I love that he's like a news anchor.

I decided. I take a look, he's a star and wearing his march right now with this one to us here this one. Oh, I notice of his, the Was it a pour out smoking of risk it right. Now more paul, but nobody I want a mix of that. Ok, all this! What I really want rose! What are my next challenges? I won't paul to do lifehack videos for stakes. Take life. Acts does take up Okay, let's get into life hacks life hacks were life. Hacks are so fucking ridiculous. These life hack videos remind me to talk about the haircut and, let's see, awesome, eleven awesome life, hacks, okay,

Is your life hacks with eggs? Okay! This is what I started watching and I started getting deep dive now we're going to cut through these a little closer hey, you want to make some eggs of a box car handy to open an egg who the fuck opens an egg with a box gutter, that's why question who the fuck takes a box cutter job like there's little subtleties that ring crazy for me like where I go. These people are out of their fucking mind, but where you go little, but an egg with a box cutter her like that's what I want I want. I want Paul to do. I want anyone to do any one to do life hack it I'm going to try to do them two I'm going to do them at all things comedy, but life hacks life hacks, because these are made me insane watch this first one: okay, I'll commentate, these life hacks for you, by the way, brilliant didn't know that you can get Stop again. Just up again, I didn't know you could separate yokes with a big. They skipper.

Where the actual lifehack like hey, you can separate yokes with a plastic bottle. That's why they just did oh that involve their lifehack is hey. We want to make the eggs something not every on board with already due to make them fucking disgusting separate the yolks, take the white part and put in black food colourings. Tito have egg whites. You have a graze. What's who the fuck once a grace? stir it up then put your yokes right back in fry em up this fucking insane. It doesn't even turn out good tomorrow. name, one good gray, food fucking gross who the fuck wants. This. All right. Let's keep going by the way. This is only one of ten. It is a good one where you like it

We'll find out of your eggs or bad credit open. It smells like fucking shit, but not fresh eggs blow project no blow here's another egg hack, separate the egg yoke. This way, as opposed to the amazingly useful way, we did it earlier hey you go to a break up. Are you trying to get your wife, UKIP, your wife, back guaranteed in order maker, these eggs, where there's all art in the middle. Looking for a good van, in time? They act that egg looks fucking, gross, hey as the other thing that all these life hacks have is pay due in case of doubt of skinny. Can coke available? because we're gonna do about thirty those in this act and then remember that box color. We, to open the eggs earlier. Ok now what we're gonna do is going to take this go, can and we're gonna cut it in half who the fuck

This kind of time you did so a string? Some putty really make sure it's then get your wire cutters and then that this is taking way too long. Already, yeah the wirecutter go to home depot, buy some wire cutters, poke a hole in the bottom of your can, with what with your box cutter, okay and then lay this device there separate the egg and the egg yolk now take that stirred around a little bit this I thought this was going to be fucking genius what they were doing, but it's not take a pepper the core. It cut yourself like a little ring, little bracelet, throw in the pan. What are you gonna do what you do in the pan, we're going to take the egg yet I'm sorry! Why did we separate the egg? Diego is blue, into another one yeah see. I got confused

started. This whole set this whole thing off with. Do you like your eggs? over well, that's the only way we know how to cook up if you like your eggs over easy. None of this applies you, yes, I guess this is for children who fucking know for how is it for children? How are they going to get a hold of wire cutters and box cutters and coat cans? The cut in like that's dangerous for it some the kids look. This is the one that also I'll show you the one that sent me through the roof. This is the one where I started googling how to make a bomb Don't do that? we're on the watch list out you get you guess they that, but I'm just talking It's like I'm watching this. I use google that no, I didn't google it because I was afraid to google because you pop up on a watch list yeah, but that's a great life hack to see someone do look at this,

Once again, the of a box cutter and a can of pepsi, dr pepper, cut off the top, make it super dangerous, then cut it in half then once again, go through with those box. Cutters are those wire cutters. This is how you make a glue gun the most bucking ineffective, dangerous glue gun. You tape, a lighter you take you take a da a can of dr pepper right. He basically cut the center of it like a wristband like a bracelet and cut it open, so he can straighten it out and then wrap that into a cone then tape it on top of a lighter. Then you use the lighter you light the lighter and you shove glue the same glue that you would use. Have you had a glue gun like I dunno, who has the glue for a glue gun, but not the glue gun at the solent circuit? Twenty sticks of glue? What the fuck do I do with these things? I got an idea. Take it. I bet her hand, wrap it up in a funnel.

Take a lighter like you're, in prison and you're, making a tattoo for somebody and then shove it in it? So it does not make sense, and then they just do it like. This works super easy guys it does not work. Super easy you're going to get glue all over your fucking arm your thumbs going to catch. This is fucking ridiculous. If you need a glue gun in a bind, it just so happens to have and by the way you know he's making what this who fucking knows take once again You have one of those skinny coke hands. They only sell in europe. You no one. Three hundred and they millilitre ganz, that look like a like a like up basketball, players, dick. we do as you go to the store, don't buy a glue gun by some coke hands. Violator by some glue sticks I know that I'm making them or the red bull red bulls kind of drink that makes you think crazy thoughts where you're like including by myself this this

one. He just taught you how to not. Have your coke explode? Do you know how that happens? We coat up. How do you just tap it up? That's what I heard this guy fuck. I made a movie out of it fucking ridiculous about tapping the top. Does that work by the way on anything. According to this one hundred percent of the time that was his whole fuckin, thirty seconds, thumbs up term. Think of life facts that I'd once again, you have a coke zero can list which it up. Oh my, god hold on these are done in russia. All these life hacks are done in russia. They don't have. I just realized. These are all done in russia. What's the significance of that because they are older, like I'm shitting on it a fuckin first world place like actually vague, useful to people like gay. I sometimes sometimes I need to see what is this?

Now realizes a russian doing this cave full can of coke, I need to accept and he doesn't want the rest of it. This makes so much more sense cause. I was like who the fuck takes the symbol of a coke and then goes goddamn, and I need to save that can of coke and she'd definitely save that can of coke and then takes a balloon blows. It up then presses the balloon on top of the can like this and deflates it so that the balloon creates a seal by the way, I'm a fucking phobia of balloons we're going to see something ten times worse than the second and then that covers the coke, can watch, and now you have a seal for that fucking. By the way I have a phobia balloons and that bothers me, I would never be able to touch that coke ever again. I'm sorry what we're going to take! You can't see this you're going to fucking shit. Your pants guy takes a sip of his russian coke. That's where this is all in russia. I got I'm getting this now

Just one seven goes: ooh lavish sugar. For me, you know, It doesn't remind me of the of the gulag, not the gulag. What's the rush anyway, fucking a missing. The point takes a sip of his coke. A glue puts the thing over it. It covers the can, and now it creates a seal. The balloon stuck around it right, blowy part of the balloon up here. What does he do with? It throws the coke in his backpack. I would not roll the dice. No. On a on on your lifehack that everything in my backpacks gonna come out with it not having coke all fucking over. It is I never drink, cocoanut show and now wondering. coke, you are, you probably think we're get one over on you. You like we hold on. I know exactly what the fuck's got onboard coat gave you twice thousand dollars to do it open tabs by the way. I am not above that. If there

a brand out there that would like to sponsor an episode of of open tabs, I'm going to make it so it's fun. So it's fun. And so they don't other being marketed to notice, doesn't matter, it doesn't matter reach out to bert and bert, bert, bert, dot, com. Ah, first one's free, nice, first ones free I'm doing one one sponsor by the way. If you work at coke and you're like yeah, we went in hit me up. If it's real, I will do a fucking free coke partnership top to bottom it'll, be a great! You need a semi emerged, so we can murder this thing out. But let's see what that looks like you, whatever you, company as magnum condoms, fuckin murdered out by the way to do whenever I got rogaine stone a box of magna coms dunams anyway, so so insecure about buying rogaine like rogaine

rogaine hairless topical, Yeah magnum condoms, because I got a big dick anyway offers one free you, even even if your business is small, you got a semi the march and you have tons of it we're gonna go back and forth we're ok, this one it gets Where is your fucking disgusting? I didn't realize I could not understand their thumbs up haiti. never reached the top of your lighter, and then you like what the fuck do. I do this now easy take suppliers rip those little circle, parts of it, take that later? This is where I, like you make your fuckin bomb. Get a battery, get a glue, gun type I mean he made a lightbulb. This is so not on brand. With what he's been showing us, I gave you a fuck up eggs. You want learn how to separate the egg,

I want to get coke all over your homework. Yeah yeah this one totally won't work is how you cover a cocaine with a balloon. Oh by the way, I can also make of the fucking lightbulb. That's pretty dope yet and he's making fucking bulb now makes sense. Maybe were a mcdonald's cup. What was this one? Oh, this was pretty fucking cool. He took a nail polish and covered the whole top of a of a of a extra large mcdonald fountain drink and then made it. So it looks like because it looks like their southern there and then has it like that. charge. You're in it can towards is android these deftly in russia. Wait. We do you see that it made me, lose my shit once again: cocaine razor blade box gutter.

I'm having a bit of an issue over here, can we go back to why you're scared of balloons? I have a big variable, what the fuck always had a fear of balloons. Just it's just the same reason. I don't work on them. The sound the smell the smell, the smell of those The outbreak, the ability of them. I'm watching this guy like Why would you need to make a fucking sterner flame now? It makes sense he's in russia is called his fucking shit. He needs to warm his hands. Where do you see this one? I was. I grew. The fuck takes milk on acute up and then rights it on a piece of paper. You ready. This is all making so much more sense and then burns the back of the paper so that the message shows up, because the milk was on the paper, you know, does it who are born in communist russia, why? You will leave a message

your mom, but you don't want to write it out anywhere. You take milk. Put her on a q tip write on the paper. Then your mom comes home sees a piece of paper on the table. No message: mother, russia didn't see it. She takes a cigarette lighter cigarette cause. There are people are watching and then burns. The back of the paper mama went to the store to get toilet paper and more milk and gluten

it's built into tips. This makes I can't believe I'm realizing. This is why these life hacks, don't make any fucking sense. Yeah you're telling me about them earlier, like these are so dumb. I was dying laughing because there is so much harder than just going out and actually there's one where this guy puts. I wonder if a habit still this they put, I get it just show it to you. I thought he's going to make a pipe out of this apple, but it was just art. How do I just fucking speed this up now? Making a pipe out of an apple would actually be a life hack, yeah. Alright, let's get out of life hacks. There was one where this guy took a a. He had a yellow. This really bothered me.

I'm going to I'm going to throw up thinking of it, what he had a bottle of coke like a bottle of coke and he took a sip and he was like oh fuck. That's way too much, I'm already full. What do I do with the rest of this? So we took a condom unused and placed it inside the coke right like he was like if an imaginary dick was fucking the coke, but just the tip then filled that with a glue gun, filled it with glue and then took the condom out and then use that as his cork close the cap as it like is lost, or I just couldn't hold onto the cap or say you know what fucking. ninety nine cents, this cocoa more than I ordered I just can't, as opposed to going in getting a condom opening economy smelling the condom, putting an inside your coat filling it with fuckin. If that was the grossest one, I saw it's gotta be in this one. Look it's gotta, be it's gotta, be we're just gonna. Let a play

all of these are just like. Now they make sense if it's all in, like russia, Oh! This is the way to make a candle. I wish I could in speed? These are our watched, all fuckin thing. I want to the ones I hate her, so he melted, the candle and lipstick and always pouring it over ice in a plastic toullier jug to make more fucked up candle We cannot just looks like eight without your car marty having a hard time yet laid. Why would you take

candle that already works and all you need to smell toothpaste. I couldn't understand this one to save my fuckin life, toothpaste, onward, right and then glue gun, and he writes love in a glue gun, and I was like why the fuck you putting toothpaste down there. This is actually pretty cool, It takes the love of the fucking, covers it and thing, and it's like a little thing. Little magnet post it, comments on these fucking stupid. You destroyed a candidate These are away, the time so make a camel to make a candle. I guess I'm sponsored. I guess this is sponsored by samsung or look at all these fucking balloons. This one killed me. He takes balloons right, fills them up with water freezes, the balloons, then he puts Is russian, coax in there with the frozen balloons as posed to here's. What I want everyone to do. This is the challenge I want you to take.

I want you to make your own life hacks and- and this is my challenge- is taking want you to make your own life hacks. Will you take a simple action and make it ten times more complicated and then just ended with a thumbs up like and put your hands and there really make an animated like what do I do? How do I cut steak I've already job, I'm gonna know I want you to take like he had to coax it. He wanted to cool. Instead of making ice just making ice, he made I sent balloons like he was MIKE tyson's cut man against buster Douglas. That's a very you had to watch that documentary yeah, that's fucking, amazing! What you can do have a coke can. Classic oak you know the kind of six inches tall and one

inch in diameter will take it cut it then you're going to get the same fucking thing they cut half bottom of them. They flay it off, so it can like pulled itself onto something. Then he puts a candle in there. That's actually about about. It actually looks pretty cool here we go. What's this? Have you ever put a top on a water bottle and then go to your flashlight and then put that water bottle on your foot. That's what yeah mood lighting mood lighting in russia. This all makes so much more sense. Now that I know they're happening in eastern europe, he boiled sugar

the guess he's making a carmel of some sort. Oh he's, making a bear. You know he's making food. Do we're going to get the fuck outta here in a second I'm hoping the condom. One happens right now who who took a bite thumbs up thumbs up Paul, please see if you can do anyone do any of these and then send them the link to me on on twitter. post tag me on instagram. If you can do a minute, one opponent, post on instagram, I'll repost it and by the way you this guy from russia, keep doing these I wanna see ones like how to test for four. Do what have you ever heard of how to basic no go to that channel immediately hold on and click on? I any video I want to see. This was pretty good atomic a smiley face.

I think, you're gonna love. This is gonna, be right up what you want save how to basic for next week, okay, cause I I gotta get through all these. These look at that. Do you ever just want the stick rather back your fuckin phone, they go at eight, that if you ever wondered how the fuck do I do that civil law can a key and then that doesn't fit it doesn't fit. You show me how to break into someone's house is what you do: chalk on the key right, a wax on the key. Fuck you, let's get out of here. You're crazy! Is I'm watching all these life hacks and watching all of them. I can get it! you're watching all them, and then you know it's it's on institute instagram television and then it fed into

like I'm watching them, and then it fed into this woodworking video still watching life acts, all this- and I was like ok, get word compass and, unlike will guide, you hadn't really book, get really it These are wouldn't come as I go woke a compass I'm with you cut both black gone band saw and I'm like wait. What the fuck I go. I start going. Oh so you're going to need, a miter saw, a table saw a bandsaw and then I'm like this is a lot of work and then he puts it on a bowl on the thing and then start spinning I go. Foxconn Women and then I looked at like this is case made home. I'm literally watching the beginning of this, going to you're going to teach me how to make one

fuckin bowl. Alright, let's get out of here, let's get out of so packs. There's this guy, I watched every and now this may be an instagram to dedicated video. I watched all of his instagram tv. I am fascinated by this guy, his name's ben brown not to be confused with MR bed brown. Who is the reason I got into blogging when I got an idea of log for like four months bet: mister bell brown I'd love to have him on the podcast. If you ever comes overseas, we've talked he is really fucking awesome and he's cool as shit right. He's really cool like like a good looking guy, but he's cool he's like fashionable in shape. Serfs loves coffee, I don't think he drinks, but like really and his white girlfriend's beautiful, really a fuckin fun guy to follow him, a pull him up, real, quick on on youtube. Mr Ben. brow missed ben brow not miss star ben brown. Miss

da mr Ben brown. That's what crazy sounds like inside of your head. Let's see, let's go to his uploads, let's go to his videos as good as videos and see the one. That's been viewed the most most popular by something's pipe branded content car crash caught on gopro. I saw that I was pretty fucked up now. I dive deep under the car crash videos, canada, visual vibes dude. He is so fucking good. He is so look at his dad. I remember I saw this one him and his buddy went swimming with fuckin. Look at this, so a good looking guys in great shape kind of tatted, okay, another boat, so he gets on a boat and I think he's working on this. I think he's working for it, but guys swimming next tankers on purpose and then Ben brows like fuck it I like the adventure. I like it, and you as much as an ex guy is passing around so much with the photo

here. It's and look, there's there's something very visceral about being swimming next to something that's much larger than you have so I've done it a lot. I've done it! I've done it with next to Rex, I've done it and you know scuba, diving, I've done it next to wales and whale sharks, sharks. I've done it with a lot of things. I've done it with great whites. I've done it with great whites three times and up, but swimming next to a tanker fuckin scared me like I was I was like. I can see the draw to that. I can see myself going, I got to get in the water I gotta get close. I want to feel it. I want to feel the draw look at this whenever anyone want one he's been he's nervous. This is all him shooting it on his own. What kind of ship he wants a pink so we're going to go for a swim next to this little by the.

The guy was boiling. Another agency must be more than a mere look. swimming next to a tanker disaster, It's fucking intense, the shooting stills, this guy he's a beautiful photographer, a really great cinematographer to bed. Mr Ben brown is fucking. Awesome. Let's see where's a was that you activated siri. Somehow oh wow, look at this. This was a good one too. I watch a lot of

it's november and stuff? He was the guy that he literally got me into blogging. So I was like hey guys. This is beautiful girlfriend, so we are off to a backup copy. The air which is another two hour drive. She is south african, which is the sexiest the world where we were the last time them brown is per posh british You tell us whether or not the holland on stuff because leaving just speak a word but wakes Ben brown I tell you this is the low my little note to you. I would restarted Brandon his grandpa age, and I would cut all these old blogs down to one minute. I bet he could do it they're fucking, fascinating. I should do that with my blogs, but don't give him advice for like these ones like I could skip through all this. It's interesting. It's content, it's good, but let's get to the surfing in the hole. Look at this look at

this particular just fuckin time and as we go out with written waves, the surely that one, the sp meanwhile is setting up a seven hundred by the way membranes life is so fucking fascinating. His his and his best friend isn't a huge band. I forget the name of the band, so he would go on tour with him and this guy would do huge festivals. His friends were all coolest shit the moroccan pollux there I'll just like regular people who like to have a pint of beer and that's it do exercised up land jackknife foaming there already in the cameras about tat now going down

You hear that accident. That's like that's! That's the best white acts that you could ever fricking air transport but all white accidents are the best. Don't you think styles, asia, south and for a for a man sounds a little like a little restaurant. es. We use one of his friends and other guy what's a lotta videos, What did you say that you'll get lost retail good. I mean I shot it's pretty shut, If I said, did you hear that there'll be no shocks in this area, so it'll be mostly shallow? I love the south african accent on a woman, sounds fuckin hot, but dude scary as fuck hombre on dudes. It's like a dutch english.

Hmm scared, remember leonardo dicaprio in that blood diamond movie. No, he did that yeah party with a lot of south african dudes fun as fuck, but that accent it gets. It gets unnerving sega. It's almost like a like a hardcore saw accept the way they the way they giggle azure. Yeah. Look at us. Look doctor there, oh yeah, that's right! That's all! I was wanted on instagram surfing serving videos. These days my weight and I mentioned even serve up here. I believe that MR

Ben brown. Gotta do a haircut, that's the one I want to fucking talk about. Can you gotta see this woman is one of my favorite woman alive hold on? Where was? Did I fucking lose the haircut? No okay, so this guy? This is the guy. This guy's Ben brown, hair ben brown hair lives in london. he's like a tatted up guy I'll just play the video, and this is him cutting hair. What he does is he makes crazy fuckin haircuts where you are. cutting going like what the fuck is. This guy doing right was cutting a line in the someone's head. It's a girls had and she's cutting align like from here to hear just cutting, and then coming down, and then you see a distinct line. Then he goes any titans. It do watching him cut hair is so therapeutic you're like fuck man. I want to start cutting their taking. This is like

and then he goes in, and he does this like weird thing where he combs it and like then, goes in and tightens it up and then, like he's right now he's cutting shorter. He cut the line no is cutting a shorter is shaping it. Just cutting a shorter but he's leaving long parts. What he's doing is he's look the head in a brand new, different kind away. Like he's looking at hair as I got, what what can I do to fix your face? What can I do to accomplish you. How can I give you a haircut that doesn't say I'm just anybody, I'm a different person, so he does that right. Take a look at this. And then this is what he comes out with. Is this cool kind of wispy it look? I know that we're all going to have different tastes on haircuts, but this cool different kind of like long down here short big line up here, like a hawk like hair. Here, it's a really different kind of hair, and I'm just like fuckin fascinated none. I said to myself: I want that's the kind of hair color. I want

or go to someone with my hair thinning in the back thing, a little bit up front thicker on the sides in the back and go reinvention. How this hair cut could look like a hair cut and not just me trying to hide my baldness lagree envision, how we could make something cool like me, yes, spiral that gets wider and wider and wider to my bald spot or, like you know like like, I was like only goodbye goodbye, I'm going to london with the vote. We're talking about I'm going to london, I'm not going to do it at the beginning of my tour mit like go right before I do a european tour balls. I owe my right before your next special, but That's what I want. I want to go out and got here, look at things differently and then take people with dub hair and make them look edgy and and fashionable no kind of interesting into? Does he do let colouring to duty? Does everything disguise fuck, an amazing. What's his name ben brown hair he's on and then he does ones we

Like I don't understand why this is cool, like you like, like this one, such a such a great few days, so grateful to have time off with my family. He thinks every nurse and doctor emergency. What happened to him? I guess there's fires maybe like and then there's just some that are like not as cool and hip but you're like, I guess, they're, cool and hip, because he did them he's got like nine pictures of this girl Harris just and some of them are fucking bad ass cause. It's like he's reinvigorating the way ahead should look. You know. Yeah he's got like he's like really good. With this, I, like short, pixie, look for girls yeah, the short pixie look: he's kill it yeah I want it. I really want him to look at my head. I want to grow my hair long as fuck and then I the look at my head go. This is what I can do it that he's really are man and to watch him cut. Hair is like mesmerizing,

literally mesmerizing, alright shallot shouted, MR ben brown or and Ben brown will follow. Hamlets for I'm at no, I follow Mr Ben brown on insta yeah. I do yeah I already follow, and then this is mister Ben brown he's got one hundred and seventy seven thousand followers goddamn. That's a lot. Why didn't know his hair was long. This topic, how to breathe, breathe, breathe, breathe those hairs beautiful right now I haven't been following him in a little while to get a new girlfriend who the fuck is this? Why? How is that crazy? That I know things about people that I'd never met my life? Now I mean you're fan of lagers and stuff. I gotta quit being a fannish it in one, I'm a fan of his fuckin eggs. Do you wanna see this

This is this is one of the coolest things this I'll show you two, I'm not going to go through. 'em saw a frog in a hole, is a fried egg sandwich. What it is is you cuddle, the hole in the centre of a real, quick I'll show you a real quick. This is a growing I don't know why this has said this is your piece of bread by the way. This is not at this. I don't know why this guy's six million fucking abuse. This is not it. Ok, this. What bothered me, as I saw this nose like this, is oh look at molly bass, K senior associate food at her bonatti by the way. This is the kind of check you fall in love with, and you didn't see. A common visa task cut up the savary fry in agony guy verhofstadt that and then see if they can turn it into a sandwich. I don't know it's over the top.

First things. First to a couple of slices of watching her make the sandwich I was like I was like I might falling in love with Molly right now. I feel like I'm falling in love with Molly, like I feel like she can cook for me. Well, let's just watch molly cook the sandwich crusty sturdy bread, but I cut them about three quarters of an inch thick. If it's too thin, then the egg will spill over many years. A two inch biscuit cutter, punch out a circle in the middle of both slicer. Now this is getting somewhere panels. All think. I'm just gonna hold Rinaldo eggs. What I'm sorry, I understand that the first time this is two eggs in a fried sandwich, some bacon, sizzle up some bacon make two sandwiches. I'm gonna show you how to make one, but we're going to fry up all the bacon. The flipping never have too much how's. My stain looking, I have ever seen in my april.

and, but we decided to go with it anyway. Cause that's papers are four reasons why this person molly always makes me giggle about her stains, gonna, pull it out, and let that cool for just mom, while we just a moment. I think that just folded into my vocabulary. No, don't just give me just a mom knows a lot of y'all can find here and, quite frankly, it's too much so I'm gonna tip a little bit off I'll, save that for the second round, Louis we're going to fry these besides the brandy in big fat. Is everyone having a crush on molly right now, Molly looks like Molly, looks like molly's a kind of check that packs balls with her thumb right and takes big bang. Rips, big bang, rips molly's a kind of check that you meet with friends when you get when you guys are in big bear in someone's like hitherto cool beer garden over there. They just opened you wanna go and you go over

is he molly and ceaseless sweatshirt and she's picking out a or a charcuterie plate and she's got a craft beer like a nice one, and she can tell you what you like and the beer is a dark or light or dark. It's dark dark like I like the walnut and it details walnut and I'm like I didn't notice, walnut she's like no, not yours, yours. take a great prudence and ip eighty takes great fruit. Unlike what are you doing, you could almost chef our phone uppity shut the fuck up on I'm a comedian, I'm married! This isn't going to happen. She goes no. I know I'm dating the guy too. He makes a rupe years ago what he makes root beers. I love root beer shut up really, oh, my god, molly every guy can form of molly to make sure that gets underneath follows

if a young Martha stewart, no, no, no, no, no, not Martha stewart you're missing the ball! She's, a young janis joplin who decided to get into cooking. I see gamer that now can the egg drop moment, so he drop the whole egg into each of these fuck yeah season with salt yup. I liked that little pepper, pepper, okay, thank you! Molly exit bubble and exit bubble. That's good! We fry one side til! It's super crispy golden brown, which is what's happening here, we'll flip these kiss them and toast them lightly. On the other side, this way we have crunchy exterior soft interior and or any the crunchy exterior soft interior, money might be my autobiography. We are not in some way from being a little bit nervous and knock, and that's why I love molly. She never fucking. Take you down an alley. Should I know it's on the other side and when she does, she tells you. I don't know it's on the other side, fucking love of olives and

HU. I like the way that of butter in here, is an extra, and I'm not going to brown and get nutty and just more flavor as if we needed it for collecting back notice. These are still pretty blonde on the inside. That's okay! That's our soft part of our sandwich. For now, I'm going to put her on something's burning and let that melt yeah take it off. If anyone knows molly, please tell her. She I'd love to have her so that it's come on something's burning sandwich. I wanted to share this makes two so repeat this process, one martin, my god, bacon when I hit it with a little bit of hot sauce. Oh, we now have told me that didn't speak to every dude out there, I'm going to hit it with a little bit of hot sauce sandwich, which is the cheddar cheese bacon, another egg, a hole. This is a knife and fork. Kind of a sandwich. Pocket is molly, not what its meaning. You three m back at your place, now

it's three. I molly we're flock and taken into the face with our fist our faces catch and adds an egg sandwiches. God Dammit looted the bite, she took. This is why I love molly. Look at it. She took big bite. I like people that take big bites. Look at molly's bite, another egg in a hall hibbard. Do you really obsess about something so fucking stupid that you become? putting yeah. This is why this show exists because I get in line- and I start fantasizing as I watch these videos. Look at that fucking. That's the perfect runny egg sandwich that bite. Look at that as too big watch molly's face ready. If you hadn't noticed today fuck, I ordered you see those eyes, you didn't you see those eyes, let's see those eyes one more time. I can already famines if you hadn't noticed a molly. Oh molly can't breathe man. That's perfect hangover, food molly! Please! Please! Please! Please, please! Please, and what is she works for executive chef of

poverty. You you gotta, make hang over some fine molly for me. Hit me up tag me a molly and just a start, don't over reiner. But, like let's see if we can get off on this burning, this sandwich had a perk took the perfect eggs every time. I think we ve already seen some like that this. This one was the fucking changer. Tell me this amendment the I'm all over the fucking place. I haven't even been playing this hold on. Give me one second hold on: let's just wait. This goes so fast. Ok, let's real quick! This is how you do butter, bread, white bread, butter, one side onto a tray into a pan broil for five minutes until toasted, once toasted cut holes instead, bread in the center you're listening to

recipe on a upon guest, create a true it is, but flower and milk, its ivory. What is called butter flower, milk, it that's what it's called and then you put off to the silo salt, some pepper some cheese nutmeg by holding a nutmeg, rareties, cheddar cheese, stir It all up and that's basically how you, by the way that the same thing powers on tat you make makin Jeez, homemade style, so they're, making the the feeling for mac and cheese. fr parmesan president palmer john farmers parmesan. Parmesan jones here we go, there now take the toasted bread, that's who played on a thin covered with swiss cheese ham cover that layer of spinach

more bread, more swiss cheese, more have more spinach. Now you take the bread with, though centres cut out, and you put them on top. You take your eggs and you crack your eggs in the centre of these bread. So you ve got red cheese, ham, spinach, bread, cheese ham, spinach. with holes are cut out and eggs inside their one broke, and then you take that cheese that route it's not a rude, but whatever that mac and cheese filling and you cover everything on top, except for the eggs, you leave the eggs peeking out like they're like they're, like they're the thing oh fuck off fuck off. Oh you take out your taking out three pieces of bread. You take out one whole sandwich three pieces: the bread, ham and cheese. They come out super easy.

Because you've lined them up like that with spinach egg. On top look at this right now, everyone's going, you never told me how long to cook for good point good point here we go. Let's see if we can get the ingredients. Okay, there we go, then we cook it at three. Fifty three, fifty for thirty five minutes covered fifteen uncovered and then you pull it out fuck. This looks good you're, putting a sandwich in the oven, yeah yeah yeah, a fucking cheesy spinach. He tammy. Cattery swiss, fucking egg, runny perfect. Oh my god, it's pouring down, oh my god, it's pouring down on then you take that little scoop of bread not you, need one more bread, dude If you make yours on the stove yeah, I make my own stove. I want to find. I want to find the one I had one more. Where did I do with it? I must have sent myself the wrong thing.

Pop out of this part of this sum putting up my notes, and so you can. see my notes To see my notes. Oh let me let me just I'll just send it to myself. I know where it is: yeah pull off my and right now- and here we go me: lifehack lifehack life, hack, lifehack, lifehack life, hack, eggs, eggs, eggs, that's beautiful, that's beautiful! Here it is here. It is here it is Copy, ok, this is the last one and then we're going to go. I gotta go. I gotta go over to a braille braille and how far away is that one hour we get outta? These notes still keep this down notes. Then it's done note

It's gotta be this bottom one here we go. This is the one I wanted to desert this. One looked really fucking good, okay, okay, ready, thirty nine seconds, I'm going to walk you through it and thirty nine seconds. Three ready here. We go biscuit dough. On a pan, cut a hole at the centre of the biscuit dough that hole in the center cover with buttermilk. Spray of butter, milk all over the top of all the biscuits. These look like homemade biscuits by the way bigger for forty forty, forty four forty five fifteen minutes. Take those centre parts out take blackboard

and shove it in the little donut biscuit hole you made like a flower, then take an egg port inside the ham. There better be fucking cheese on this kosher salt across the top of all of them. Black pepper. You better, put fucking cheese on this book bake for no cheese. I can make this better by the way want to shoot these at all things comedy. Do burke, crashers meals like this. I ever tell you about the egg in the hole I made with stuffing from thanksgiving no fucking amazing. I shall use the oven to do it by just didn't. Alright, that's open tabs this week, everybody thanks again to frankenstein's, lab and and the state king baldwin, my buddy, that's it! I gotta go to work, have a great day of tickets available for new year's eve in brea this week. If you're in new year's eve, if you're available for new years,

If you want me to stand up to shows nears eve, I was a banker. Man thanks for listen up. And tabs this year, guys yeah and don't ever try to end the podcast with you talking I'll talk. Oh that's the end of the year yeah! Oh, that's the end of the year I do a wrap up a year. Ah fuck. I guess doing tomorrow. Oh maybe we'll do on. Maybe we'll do one before then. Don't hold your breath. I love you guys, have a great weak the.