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To go somewhere. I have to go somewhere and within the main aim for the ninth year in a row, to learn something I've done nine years in a row at a later years, with them six o clock before cancer. I've told you that, like eighteen times a day, you ever listened to me cause it's. Obviously, is your voice sounds like that's. Why aren't, oh, is that right went went well, maybe I'll stop! Listen to the pitch of your voice. It's hard to. It maybe I'll make it hard for you not to listen to mine. How about that? How? How would that? How would you do that? You have to take your top off you would not listen to me really does carriers to go with you now. I have to go to this valuable time you back by six thirty, I had a long meeting. Oh you made it sound like you're a christian, so I am a christian soldier, they're, never fun as basically hearing the same exact words. You heard the

as nine years in a row. Everyone jokes by you yeah. I think all the I think, all the explorers of the sixteen hundreds were just gay dudes looking for a place to fuck. Is that a joke that was a joke. I wasn't very funny trying to annoy wasn't funny, I saw a homeless lady scratching off a lottery ticket the other day. While I was on a jog and I thought that's useless, I bet she, saw me on a dog and looked at me and said: that's useless, ass fanny, that's a funny guy yeah yeah that wins funny. They otherwise just meet hand. Keep going. I told you the joke about well, never mind and so yeah. So this is da with Tom Rhodes. I'm not going to keep you any longer. We have a couple of mid. Rolls the middle. I hope you enjoy the pie. Gas come finally on the road by tourists are january thirtieth.

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ten boxes of a oh, I like to taste already, so they sponsor you and you haven't even tried it. I've been trying to I've been waiting to have one on the podcast, but and I've been cutting back on cigars or tablet, because I feel like I'm trying to like curb my life. While the tablet that makes sense. Well, yeah you got, I mean you got kids, you yeah. I've always thought you were pretty boy. without father was it. I was a husband or that they will just find that will just use that little one, and I was thanks. Wholesome guy who's, never smoked a cigar in his life and you want these potting plants. as you, daughters get older, as denherder talked over high school about not going sweetener when you when you go nuts all the time you're. When when people go, you your dad's, like the party animal, you know that right right and they're like and they're like well he's just might

and they're like no. No, no, no I've seen video. Have you seen your dad? You know your dad's like a fucking lunatic and then they have to ask you. Quite I remember the first, and that came and bit me and asked the girls were like. Did you Robert train in russia? I was like oh yeah. I didn't know you guys hear about that. I don't mind the cigars whoa whoa whoa said I'm a little bit of a cigar. Whore I would love, wouldn't be cool for a cigar company was like, let's find your blend of like what you like as nice, or you have you. When did you start? What do we you? Your start, smoking cigars when we started I'd, say yeah in the last. You know you gave me you had a big sample bag full of cigars and I think that might have been what really set off my guitar cigar cry,

Is it and then hanging out with bill burr and mark marron both of those guys puffs still geeze verner started a podcast and it stopped because bert booked a movie and we're both way too busy to do it. Our schedules just don't work like that, but burn. I started a podcast where we wanna smoke a cigar and sit and talk have a cigar and talk with a woman. I do whatever it was yeah. We did one episode and it was so fucking good. Both of us got done just smiling ear to ear. We smoked a big fucking long cigar, and- and I ended up drinking some tito's bird had a glass a whiskey is are nice. I feel his south american landowner. Dude. I love cigars. I love cigars and I and I am very punitive with myself where I know I've said this a bunch lately, but I don't allow myself the things I want immediately like if I, if I could live long, if I

if they said hey man, whenever you want to do is talk holiday years right leg word like there's: no there's no doctors, there's just you live until you get shot every morning cup of coffee and a cigar every fuckin morning. One of my favorite feelings is a cup of coffee and cigar legs, especially like capital nature, with little sweetness like that. That can do and milk, the cuban coffee, catlike espresso and some condensed milk and a cigar. really slow, Roy, your coffee, so this little steps which nobody in my opinion, I, like my father, used to smoke cigars through an I used to hate it hated. The smell hate thought it was like an old guy thing and then, and the last you're really gun in this regard I grew beard and I started wearing cardigans and I grow beard. I thought I'm an embrace my old age, and I thought it's interesting the same year. I do not only though the same year I decided to embrace my old age was the same year.

My wife decided to stop embracing me. Owen has the let's get a divorce now the divorce is finally got two weeks ago. Really her you don't I'm great. May I I have listened mike ass, though you did get your cigarette call me whose like this, I could both of us love you yeah he's. A good lesson is Tom's pockets. This ex is usually heavy. Pretty hey goes pretty heavy man, but reason you we got into pike. Ass was like that kind of real shit get was fuckin, intense afraid of my back in florida- thought it was little hollywood for us to do that. We talk about our break up on the thing, but you know Why not and let everybody you know all the draw the table. It was her idea. Did money gets worse? I loved the unmarried and there was no infidelity, there is no major crisis and we just evenly divided the money and were still really good friends, and

and now I I met a wonderful young lady a few months ago and I I couldn't be happier did you feel when you got divorced? Did you feel, like I talked to her and a body, mind Todd garner's, a movie producer, and I said like there's things I. I don't ever fantasize about getting divorced. So no, I don't want to ever be divorced ever I wanted. I never wanted to get married because I never wanted to get divorce yeah. I don't. I love my wife and I want to be with her for the rest of my life. I am being serious when I say that, but there's parts of divorce that I hear guys talk about that sound romantic have starting new, getting a new apartment getting into like work out classes or or like it's almost like. the garden days. The salad days of your life were where this guy todd was like yeah. Well, I got a place. A malibu I've like fuckin a moment at the beach. Move the beach, I will live that life. I'm gonna buy a boat I'm going to and like talked about it was the best thing, not having to ask permission to do anything.

Are you running thing by anybody? You know you ve being it just being you buy yourself yet I was book to do this comedy festival in Dublin ireland two weeks ago and I went to paris fer a week before, just because I love paris and nobody. There are one of the nice things, no one at the shop and and it turned out. I was there for the hottest day on record of the hundred nine degrees then I stayed in this friends apartment right next to seem so peace cathedral and at my whole life of this fantasy of whenever you're city on like a really blistering hot day, till I jump into a fountain yeah and is beautiful fountain at saint, so peace. And I not only jumped in it. I climbed up to the on the top level, and it was fuckin awesome- was a hug nine degrees, and- and I was

Therefore, like thirty minutes splash around until the cops came in and kicked me a really whose awesome and have to ask what is permission to do so see your your. When I, when I hear, Are you going to paris? Are you going to singapore? Are you going to south east asia, so much more romantic than when I think of myself going you go when you actually sit in a park and read a book and am I usually I read the books before I go really and learn things and then go and explore the culture. What yeah but there's I always try and learn something before I go like I. I just did this two month tour of of england. I Does he that's the way you do england? I want to do my next door in england. I want to take my time with it. and really make my way for me to say like you rush it like what I do hope this trip make sure to play. I hope this this recent be did australia. You got to spend a little more time. I did the last time you were like yours. day and a half in sydney be something like that

I was. I literally was spent less than twenty four hours and most cities- I was just fly and do the show fly out. The next morning fly into the show fly out the next morning I spent most the majority of my time on planes. This trip I had like four days in sydney four days in melbourne like three days in perth through, like it, was really fuckin or Austria, ireland, I really think forth. Is amazing people in perth talk. They like, they don't think it's a great. I had a taxi driver in perth when I What should I say in Perth? He said the airport gotta sidney, it doesn't tell you where I want to go next time in Australia. I think it's called x, mouth legit, it's up in the north. There's this guy bodie moses, I think or bodhi mosses. I think his name is on instagram but he's like it, the beach, the water looks like nothing. I've ever seen in my entire life is just a spear fish ride around his both his buddies and

hot chairs- gotta be queensland queensland. Is the florida of of your terrifying though right was a lot of shit. Ok, yeah yeah, as some nice greens limp it, I think it's called X. Mouth I've talked about it a couple of times. Let me see x, where we traveled in australia brisbane gold toes, byron bay sidney like eight or tyron bay is like byron. Bay is beautiful, as is that is where all the credit surfers in the world have come out of correct and that's on the gold coast at glades. Close oh god, it's not like an hour, but while so that job It had been a melbourne in perth and can burma? Oh. I would like to go there s mouth, australia. Let's see what I got ya do look at this x australia. Well, that's won't go eczema. Australian! I want. I would love to hook up the sky brodie. He looks like he's just. He really is like that

guy. I wish I had a little bit more of that. Like he's a guy that has a beer, it looks like and then he's like. Ok, I have a cold beer. Alright, I'm done. I want to go spearfishing love to be that guy. notably the guy that could do you gotta see this movie. I saw recently called waken fright it's about it's. An australian movie from the seventies, and everybody's drinking and they're out of their minds to write seat disturbing film. I just recently to replace rose, like which I could just. I wish I could be. The guy was in high school, where I have a couple of beers be good. I'm gonna get going to sleep, and then I turned this guy. That was like it. Not over. Until I say it's over staying out all ok night, whose we need- and it's like it's like just I want go home, it's bogus guards at my pool about I got to this place.

One of the really I wanted everything to be the best it could. It could be everything to be the heightened thing. It's kind of fucked up my parenting a little bit in that I want everything to be better than you could imagine it to be so birthday parties just escalated to a place where you exotic pet show, with a fuckin owl in the man, came in a big waterside up front. My daughters are like fucking slow down, don't get a headache. You know I mean yeah job county councils, not enough to ballsy houses like fucking first year I mean we did bouncy houses when they couldn't even use bouncy houses. My daughter broke her wrist and a bouncy else, and I was like you just don't go hard, the fucking paint. What were your there's a grown up minimal. You know roller skating, rink, okay, the parties mellow. You know I'm in orlando yo veto right, it's east of orlando. What was it like growing up in orlando in the east?

you got in the eighties from primarily oh yeah me I gradually highschool eighty five, so it was pretty magical because Oh veto was this all citrus farming village. When I grew up there, there was orange, grew everywhere we had one stop light and a tractor crossing, and you could play baseball. All year around the lit, the literally complex was like the center of the city every year they would have, The little league parade all these redneck coaches drove pick up. Trucks and the they'd be like you know a poster board on the side of the on the door. That said like astro, sir athletics and like all the little kids in their uniform sit in the back, and it was. It was pretty awesome. We parents transplants or they grow with my family's originally from Washington DC and move to a veto. When I was twelve near twelve in that when you're twelve, that's nineteen, seventy nine yeah and that's the I thought the that you don't remember. The bicentennial do ideal yeah through a big

I'm because again little league. We could sell candy, I sold the most candy on our team and I got a gift certificate to supporting its or for like fifty dollars and in nineteen seventy six everything was red, white and blue, and with my gift certificate I got a red white and blue baseball glove and is one of my favorite pictures of me as a kid, but am nine, and am I dirty little league uniform and have got a red white and blue glove. Like you know, mister America, have you see? I you strike me. I am not as frightening But as long as I'm a new york, very romantic person like the thing is the things you draw of life are: do the things people read about looks and which they could do more of it. But you actually does do them.

It can be english comedian friend of mine, told me a couple of months ago, you're, the guy who did everything he said he was going to do that as a pie, the wallet, the nicest thing anybody ever said, and you never looked. I never. I never saw you plotting a career. Just gonna, ok, but you weren't they guided like. Let me see by craft in that half hour. So I can get a sick come. Let me see if I can, get in at colony, central you're, like ya, go to comedy central if I can do a movie about taking my bad dad back to vietnam like that was the way I looked at your career. So I always wonder because I'm very I have a very soft place in my heart four florida because it gives yet until much. I love order, but was what? What? What would I wouldn't? I would love to hear your romantic recollections of florida that aids, oh and another thing so oh veto is like thirty two miles from cape canaveral. We could see

The space shuttle go up. Your thirty two miles from the outer space will win this bay shuttles. When I was in middle school at jackson, heights middle school and when I went to a veto high school, They would let our school everyone got to go out side. and sit on the lawn or the football field and watch the shuttle go up in the distance so it was like a really cool thing. Knowing that leg only you know a few, miles down the road men were being shot in outer space yeah. I so we saw that from Tampa. I was obsessed with this space program when I was a kid I read everything about it in, and I remember the first black astronaut, the first woman, the first dutch minutes I saw a member to remember the challenger yeah, of course, well, I was I was in the air. city, when that happened, You are already in your city, yeah I'll. I, what

here was that eighty six, it's going to be a yard, so I had gotten out of high school in eighty five and I was up there trying to. I wanted to move there, so I was testing out the war. There is now a stand on a friend the minds couch in queens. And I remember watching it on television live, and I was I was upset, and then I remember getting on the subway to go into the city, no one seemed to be bothered. Everybody seems to be, I have an regular day. I was like. Don't they realize that people just died? We had such a a a real connection with the space program because they would send us out we'd go outside to watch it because you could see the yeah the trail trail. in Tampa you can see from Tampa. I remember I was eating nachos when I heard about the challenger explosion of zero. Nachos out of my outside my latin teachers, glass, miss banal. I must have been an seventh grade And- and I remember was like a members. It was our nine eleven in florida. I don't know

was like that around the world. I remember the day. The comedy cobb owners in florida set of anybody does joke about the special growing up you'll, never work. Here again A really they didn't want any bullshit yeah. You know any reggie comedian. You know they didn't want anybody going near. That's us sacred, it was in florida. Did you lose your virginity in florida? I did I like will other first girls in the future. He had the same experience. All the first girls that I at ireful around with was after swimming pools in florida. So too this day. The smell of chlorine on a woman drive me crazy because I call them everywhere. You know your ear teenager in your nerdy, already half naked half the battle, over spell of hawaiian tropic like art, yet totally totally is theirs

There are members of IRA come out with my own fragrance. It's gonna smell, something like a lion. Tropical chlorine, mixed together with a little bit of milwaukee, is best, yeah. I remember wait: how old were you when you lost your virginity of fourteen fifteen while that's young yeah, but I guess it was. I guess: do you think times have changed in that I lost it at seventeen do you think that you didn't? You lost your beginning for ages around right, yeah insidiously the aides who started a couple years later now? You know even that I only fear, was getting some a pregnant. Yet did your production? No, really! You wait set the saint thomas. Well, I know it wasn't a cheap story. I dated this girl. She was a year older than me in my school, and I was completely head over heels and lower there. What was the first thing? You fell in love with about her, the example she was from Austin Texas and she had the most syrupy southern accent.

Tom you, so Tell me you just so, any that southern accent still makes my devil color her dubai. and actually avoid my whole life of like dumb brunette women. So I was, I was into blondes my whole life until I met my wife, my wife has none of the features or characteristics out of any my past girlfriends at all. To the point rows like this isn't going to last, I'm going to say I'm gonna land a blonde It was where I'll end up. Why is the I used to do a joke about the the woman cause she and the woman I lost my virginity with because I it was over with her when she went to the thirty eight special concert with this guy. Who was like a muscle football dude. He wasn't cool and artsy like me, and everyone in the school knew before I did and I had the walk, the halls and shame and people everyone knew

and for years I couldn't hear thirty, eight special, some without feeling that Sixteen year old, heartbreak pain in my chest. Thank god they only had to its weight. One of them was one of them. I lose their go if you're playing. guy, a girl, you're gonna you'll lose control. I worked with a guy. In a manner he's. Is Other is the lead singer d. I'm talking about no jason, his father the lead singer of thirty is best. Was I told them that story? Who am I forget? His guy came comic was a comic use? I think he's still does it locally in atlanta, but he was He was the son of the lead singer and I told him that story. And dumb, He said that on that on that that song hold on loosely

only go that his father actually got that he was watching. The dinosaur daytime show is done events it. Why is there any close to any? Not, I think, gineral. What did you think? Ronnie vandam thirty, eight special withdrew is special related, the Leonard Skinner, where they from anyhow has done bones. That's it he's already said that his dad got the idea for that. Song was watching the dinah shore daytime show, and there was some guests on and she was asking him about like. How did you keep your marriage together and they said well They did the dittrich to being in a relationship is to hold on loosely, but don't let go and he got it out of a a a talk show hosts guests mouth. I wish I could take

all the bad analogies I used in tv when I worked at travel channel and have a clip of them cause, I would say stuff to kids to this ride's kind of like thirty eight special they had no idea. Thirty especial was you gonna hold on loosely If you don't let go, don't let go and they'd be like I'd have no idea we are talking about. I remember being I remember trying to analogies out to a kid- it's like a snake you gotta hold on loosely and my camera man. Scott goes. You actually hold a snake, pretty tight, I was like oh yeah, I guess yeah, I guess you're right yeah, I dunno. What do you think how much more painful my life would have been? Had she gone to like a rolling stones concert? You know, thank god, thank god. It was thirty. Eight special digit we did you cry did you. I was really upset well my other- and I there's a in oviedo, there's ill as a lake called like charm and it's in the neighborhood where I grew up and I always said you: there wasn't a problem in the world. It couldn't be solved without walking around lake charm,

with my mom and when this girl dumped me- and I to walk on the lake. With my mom, like hundreds of times as really upset really not cute anymore I'll, never be loved again long hair. At the time now I played boy? I didn't have legal I belong here and Tom. You know early twenties, really opposition by miss pollyanna field. Baby legs cover the distance still guy yeah and another thing about grown up in in florida. Was we had spring training and my mother, my father, would take me out of school was really cool thing. My dad did it. I was military right. Yea was in if it flew helicopters in vietnam. I I'd get a note in class, saying I had a dentist appointment or a doctor's appointment, and I'm thinking I don't have a dentist appointment and I'd get to the office and my dad's there with a shit eating, grin on his face and officials and my dad I gotta, take me out of school and take me the games

and those one time I remember the astro played in daytona beach and the young more giants. The Tokyo giants were were plain. The astro my dad took me over there because sought a horror. Oh was the manager of the giants when he was the babe ruth of the japanese league and my dad thought it was important that we go look at this great man really yet so who, which Two parents. Are you most like? Do you think? Ah it's a combination of the two. My mom is really sweet and thoughtful. She does a lot for people, so I get the from her and then my dad possess really funny. In my dad was a wild. Men, too, was a big party here and dialogue was ptsd now, really why that was bad ass. You know, nay, wasn't No, he ever he wasn't like traumatized. He came back from the worms like tongue. Was you one of those size of dish? Shall love music tunnel in my life? I got

I'm done without portion of here I mean any. Was you know my dad survived the my debts buried in Arlington national cemetery. and you gotta be a hero to get in there now full. So my my dad flew helicopters and after my My dad was killed by a driver in two thousand and nine, and I knew the story I've, found the letters from the army same what and they were all these guys stuck on the ground- get surrounded by I. You know north written, the vietcong gettin slaughtered and his helicopter I made three attempts to get in and land two just to get them, but it was take, took so much heavy fire. He had to pull up and circle around and on the fourth attempt he gets down in the side. Twenty guys and his life or death, and they all jump on the helicopter and he's lifting up and the helicopter took so much heavy fire. It knows dives straight down into the girl,

and and everyone on the helicopter died. Except for him and his co pilot who was knocked unconscious. and my dad had to unhook his safety harness and dragged him across the field under heavy fire, and then they had to Therefore, like an hour or two until a helicopter could come and get them out. So my dad got like five metals for this one incident. and you know, he's decker. He was decorated war euro, wild. So many here you know his feelings were like. They either those vietnam veterans, what welcomed back home so whenever he We need another veteran, he would always say welcome home brother stuff, like that and my dad. Every year He was in the vietnam veterans helicopter pilots association. At a meeting every fourth of July, weak somewhere on the country. So his It was really involved in the veterans affairs. Where do you dare grow up DC washington beloved DC? Yet

I was born in d c, o my siblings were born in DC, drafted or joint father joint, yet Well then, Methuselah he was twenty nine when he join so he was like the old is. Did there do you know how to fight corruption, helicopter before they know their day, would they were they just needed lots of pay? it's and he said it in flight training. Flight school esa was the most difficult thing he did in his life cause. It was. It was so hard cause. You gotta work you're working with your two feet and your two hands you're doing like four things once he said it was really difficult journey going to get take up in a hotel, yeah I'd love it because burs obsessed with fine helicopters, that's really interesting. You know what you could do a whole podcast on comedians talking about their fathers because it so much of our relationships with our fathers define us

entertainers. I believe you ever. You ever have jokes about your dad in your act. Always young tons like what like give me like a like cause. I didn't. I didn't start writing about my dad until this last special, because I was I was very uncomfortable with our relationship, but my dad loves me, but he's my dad loves me, but he's always been a tad bit tougher on me than anyone else, because I think he just thought. That's how you raise a man which is I mean, like I, I cursed my daughter. The other day she got on a fucking city. Bus in pasadena lost her phone just got on a city. Bus figured that's how I'll get home. I was like. No, that's not! You can call me I'll. Fucking come get you and kind of fuck kirsten or my dad's, like what your kid can't take. Curses I was like no will lie. I get upset because I cursed and he was like. I hope, that's how I fucking raised you. I met rent and it's just definitely like how you raise a man was like how did how did your dad raise a man? Do you remember parenting?

de I mean it's a lot to go into, but I had to older brothers and my father raise them differently. He was really tough on them and he was physical with them and then mean Little sister were really close and my dad, but always tell us that by the time You guys rolled around. I had parenting figured out, so my father was very tough on them. And and and they're both assholes I mean my sister. You know never had any doubt that our father loved us in cereals. You don't time with their brothers. Ah Dave I mean my dave cheated me out of money in one of them is physically attacked me several times in recent. here, so I'm not close with them? No that's interesting remarks. Then it's funny they both staunch republicans and there

rarely anti socialism, which I think is hilarious because At the time I ever had any money in my career. They insisted on having some of it yeah they film florida, yeah yeah. That makes sense. I can imagine I can imagine a distance like. I have a distance with even some of my friends. don't florida when I come home, their certain things and they say where I go and buy way. You know me: I am not a fuck, the pc police, turn things I say: well, my guys: it things have grown a little bit like. We can also develop a tad bit like and you can just see them like off you. Fucking changed I remember. Well, I remember when I first got the companies. I remember when I first got to comedy. I ran into a good friend from floor. and he's like she tony and were jokes, but he said it like by you. U say from Florida, for if you but grubbing is out of the buggy from florence. Is that you those like, I know no, I died levelling down.

Do that and he's like all you should, though cause I mean, I think that's what this world needs. I was like. No, I don't I don't. I don't think uh yeah. only an old stereos. I like I'll, do racial humour, of course, but it's not like aimed to hurt somebody like isolate than rowdy. Why people you like this there there's that nobody like, but there's. No four is an interesting fuckin place. what do you think that's interesting place. I mean you know like my brothers of both borrow large sums of money, they never paid back and I've done things for them. My whole life and I finally figured out after being violently attacked while my brother was punching me in the chest. Yelling you voted for obama. Obama is ruining this country that they don't see me as their brother. They see me as some political ideology which I'm not

I don't belong to any party, and I you know I it's it's very strange where you're one of the won't, probably one of the most heartfelt guys I know like just you know it sounds silly, but, like you remind me of a cage fighter, cage fighters very heartfelt guys, they don't say what they don't mean, say what they mean and if an even if it's the cage fighters are very comfortable telling you that you hurt her feelings and I'm not that way. Definitely we were my village you'll, never know about it. Until you find out, I thought, buying your back like I've got, in my view, be like waiting I heard you don't like me. I was like oh that wasn't meant for you. I've had the exact opposite experience with you. Like the first time we met in amsterdam, you were just like Jesus comrades you're from Florida. Do you remember when we met like someone? I love that there are certain things: I'd I, what I did we on the other side of it It had suit Judas super simple. If you raise your voice at me and treat me either,

watch broken, but I think I'm the same way. If you have my loyalty, it's a you've got my loyal one hundred fuckin project and I think, I'm a great allied, I'm an awesome, fucking ally there is, the thing that clicks in my head, it just happened the other day. I wish I hopefully I'm not getting too close to the flame, or I can talk about it and no one respects the flame, like the fool who is badly burned, have been burn a lot. P townsend peter just for a little boy that slid skirts lives. If you raise your voice at me, I taught you wrote about this: cause. I I was having an issue with it and I and Joe's like what would we like? What does it get it get to the base of it and it and mark norman, said it to me. If I feel like someone thinks I'm weak if they feel like they've sized me up inaccurately and they can take certain liberties with me like raise their voice or or threatened me or get my face. I will never, I only computations. Why will avoid that?

but I will then right you off forever in my head, like if you still joke for me still job for me, I silently right, you off my head for ever and then I just go pie not to bring it up to you You probably won't hear from me you'll just think for the rescue lively. Word is weak, we all are what you won't know as I'll be defaming your character behind your back to all the important people that that you would want to like. You will know another side of you decide. You showed me I'll make sure everyone gets to see. That's a really accurate statement of how I fucking deal with conflict. it's so buggy, going to help you by the way. I remember one time I said something on a podcast about you. You called me not angry. You called me very compassionate, you say: hey man, you said something on the podcast and it kind of hurt my feelings I just want. You know that, and I was like okay, I don't. I won't bring it up. Brain about you offer but like, and I was like I'm sorry man. I really didn't mean that, and you like- and I know you didn't mean it- I just one You know that I heard it and I just felt like it just it just hurt my feelings.

Smells like I'm really sorry man, I didn't mean like that, and you have no interest in. I want you to know that, so I thought I was like We had more that a cage riders. The cage fighters are the fuckin best at it. They'll be him If you say something about me, it kind of bothered me. I just want you to know that and you'd be like okay. I think they deal with such. Actual conflict in real life, yeah that something like that for them is not noticed. They don't even know they're doing it, and I always like that like if you say something that hurts our feelings, who approach you and go hey just want you to know that that bothered me to see know like I like he told me as I talked I've talked about this in the last podcast a little bit. He told me a secret one time and I is the way I don't. I don't think about life. I don't think about things ever I just I'm going so fast forward. I think sometimes I don't think about other people or how things I say affect them. I don't mean it bad. Any people can tell that he told me a secret within fifteen minutes. I told two people and by the way,

I told them in front of him in front of them. I just I wasn't thinking I was like, oh my god, guess what and or it was like, that was a secret and I go yep. I figured if you told me you were going to tell them and he was like. No that's why I said to you: it's a secret. We don't tell anyone. I wasn't gonna tell anyone that no one figured they'd know and he's like. No, that's why I prefaced with don't tell anyone knows like. Oh, I do understand. That is. How do you know let's get out a secret means was like. I guess you needed to be more clear, but like so it's the one thing I I I think about you. So when you it's like, when a lot of people go like will say like oh anyone that does bertrand must be a bad person. I say the same thing about you: anyone does you wrong, must not be a good person. I think that's a pretty accurate assessment. Yeah and I think I you know, I know it's the mutual admiration society, but I think you're really quality human being and of somebody crosses you. They gotta be a turd

you, I think I think it's really difficult to get on my bedside. It's it's. It's not. I think you'd really need to make an effort. You know, I think you, I think you have to be a broken person to get on my bad side like a legit and I think either by the way. I think that side of you will show up to everyone at some point and like and that's why a part of me goes. I protect my friends well, my friends who the fuck this person is in real life but yeah. I dunno my dad didn't like conflict. My dad was my dad liked conflict for yeah. No, my dad was a fighter and like very often in public. He would Gettin people's faces and real yeah and then he wasn't afraid to throw down. You know big fuckin war. Europe mean, as I imagine when you ve seen that kind of car, it's gonna think it goes with you when you ve seen conflict like that? Were people shooting at you, someone saying something your voice. You go yeah, I have lines and that's why on my side of what I saw that I find it acceptable now smack you in the face of correct

I mean it's got a ma yeah, oh yeah, more or less more or less you want, and when you left neither florida and moved in your mozart, culture, shite shock like for you, I wasn't ready. I moved in new york when I was twenty and I couldn't get onto the good clubs and started stand up and in started at seventeen in orlando. What was the club there I? What is now bonkers originally was called the funny farm when I started there and then about six months after I started, they change the name to the copa banana still to this day, one of the worst names for a comedy club ever. Will you touring and seventeen in florida for a while? It's my senior year, I started doing one nighters around florida, so I do tampa member. That was a I did once in miami, and I drove back It was my mom's car, I drove down therein and she was waiting in the driveway.

When I pulled up in the morning, she had to go to work. I just got back in time, you know, but so I started doing the road when I was eighteen when I got at a high school dr anywhere for four hundred and fifty bucks. Who is the place where the homeless city was one of the first places I ever was booked and I drove halfway across the united states, the m c four hundred and fifty bucks in I'll, never forget, driving into Oklahoma city. Thinking to myself, I'm in show business. Are you thought. I was doin that tonight show or snl yeah. That's how I felt so when I new york when I was twenty nine eighty seven I get on forty live in Washington heights as crack came to the neighbourhood so where I live there perfectly time gunshot perfectly gap totally. There was gunshots in the neighborhood at night, and on the boulevard there be burning, mouldering cars

in the morning people would steal cars and lower manhattan and drive them up there and just set him on fire and dumb. I was terrified and I was broke and it was the right one of the worst years of my life and I swore. If I ever had any money I live in. New york city was style. So when my sick, men did. I added truckload money and I move back to me work and I got a rock star apartment in the wall street area, how fuckin cement How are you and you move back out of floor at miami are out of out of new york. I was there for years, so I moved back to florida. Twenty one and licked my wounds for a year, but came back alive. a bit stronger, those younger yeah and- and there was a pretty great year cause. I lived with some friends, Who were there was a couple band? members in a house on little league, fair view, winners when a park and We saw the way I was the man that was called

fifth column. They went to a couple different names. We would water ski every day on this lake and then I like the way the band marketed themselves. Bans did it so I made a still out of my my may, then I start, I'd start to grow mayor when a move back from new york. I made a stints of my face with an exact o blade and I walked around winter park florida and I spray painted it on an electrical boxes and government concrete no personal property. Yeah people thought it was a tribute to randy rhoads but because it said bro John it, although it makes it didn't die of lord yen or an kissimmee for right, applying planes,

yeah. They were buzzing, the tour bus they were on the they were trying to scare the guys on the tour bus, so they were swooped down and the plane would smack the roof of the bus people asked god for serenity. I asked god for insight in those moments not to get excited want to do that, cause. That is my personality to a fucking t He is like terrified of flying, but some guy, I almost gotten a plane with some guy in albany new york. One time he was like, but it's the it's the moment is the moment of of carpi diem snow storms coming in daughter's birthday party is in, is in ah l a it's can't be rocket towards his birthday's. In june, snow storms coming in

must be. Christmas must be around christmas time, snow storms coming in, and I have a heart in to l a I gotta be back for something, and I get a call at the albany funny, but albany funny bone of the bar and all my all. Flights are cancelled out of albany to get to new york, and I had to fly to new york fly to l a and the snowstorms coming in, can't drive to new york too far and a guy at the bars like I can. I got my private jet for my. with license I can fly planes. I was like what and he goes meet me at meet me- how many bags you have I go. I got, I got. Two bags were merged by exempting cars. Okay, if it were more personal, I look at my feet. You're acting like you, won't get to fight to new york, and I remember whoever I was with was like. I think that's a really bad idea and is it. You just met this guy in the barn you're gonna get in a play. With him at six. In the morning we have also given I gotta catch up. Lightner like I would really this through and I said to the guy

I am in I'm. In one hundred percent went home jr I was like I'm gonna drink. All the way through the flight pack, my bags and he called at four in the morning or five in the morning and said hey, I think it's about it is for us to fly so I've sought to a friend who works at the airport and they can get you on a jet blue flight until the guardia and you can take a bus to look to Jeff can catch reply. I was like really and he's like yeah yeah. It's all set up just your tinker with his at the airport, and so I went the guy got me on a fuckin jail and I was like thank that guy saved my life by up or definitely gotten the fight with a guy gotten into a flight with that guy and fucking probably been drinking and been like you're going to have a little sip. I just need the fucking insight to not do that shit. How many times Give almost died, alot alot, almost drowned in thailand. Yeah are going some pretty sticky situation,

It's the and the almost drowning and thailand stories on my new, oh wait. So I saw a good plug good plug. It is it's an epic story. So too is that the one What are we talking about? Scuba, diving, yeah. You told me that story on the podcast I told yeah it's one of the best, probably one of the best stories. I've ever heard. That's on the new album on the new album's called around the world Tom roads around the world. It's at Tom Rhodes, dot, net r, H, o d e s guy. I had some it's on itunes, it's on amazon. When, when I did irish fears, pied podcast in April, I sold so many copies on itunes. It made on the billboard top ten km. woody, album charts. So, let's rally bert crusher fans, I the Ms three hours long its forty tracks and I recorded it in twenty four citys around the world. What's it starts in paris, It ends in Jerusalem and it's all mostly Joe. Since stories about each play, so this album is the product of me

he the international circuits for twenty years and that it took me. I had this idea two years ago, and so I mean it. it costs me my marriage to be away from home is often. Do you think this import, despite heart, because I was gone so much. so funny. Every time I thought she was just traveling with she a year ago, she decided she didn't want to travel anymore, really show that we just kind of grew apart, but I think it's the best thing. I've ever done and that story is one of the best stories I've ever heard. Anyone who heard it last time is a great fucker. You have a great ability to tell a story, because you tell it almost like almost like a like a like a like a a southern rocker like like it's got like a fuckin there's units like one of the things is lost in storytelling. I think because

storytelling with side. Such a difficult art form is the real sing song in us. That, like say, like up Andy Annie Griffith had any griffith was a storyteller, these southern storyteller and you get it here. It was kind of story here on a fuckin in iraq, can tear on a bench. I know nothing about that football. Yet you we have real great way to tell a story almost like poetic in prose. That makes sense. Thank you and that story fucking murdered thanks. That stories on there a lot of my best travesty these on there, Like I said I, you know and you know I like it- I like to learn, gets on. I too am I right now. Do it baby, got to mongolia tracks too, no one's gonna, mongolia, eyed and there's a great club. Mongolia I play there. I've got beijing, you know as low berlin

it's an it's! It's pretty epic! This album! I just thought of. I was just enough, so I just did a tour of a of em. I'm in fuckin, itunes, holen everybody go to the apple store. I just did a tour through Scandinavia. First tour scandinavia went to a place called the name of the fucking ass. It was incredible. There's a great comedy, seen there too. I love the norwegian comedians I'll. I love I loved. All of in an area I didn't have won by show a real in short, it went bicycle christiania in Copenhagen goeben again more than the other. There was a there's, a club there. I played like twenty years You go the comedy zoo. I play their twice and christianity sam, some roads around the world, albums fifteen. Ninety nine purchased, three hours, long, baby different amounts. That's like that. You know that is that's an affordable podcast later, when you think about podcasting weed

do. I try to keep myself like an hour an hour and a half, because I feel like it's more digestible. I don't want it. I am afraid that people, unless sometimes if I'm drinking there'll, be three hours and people will it! Oh, this is gonna, he's gonna, say a lot of shit. He regrets all this or the whole thing, but I feel like I don't monopolize your time to show me great podcasts out there that I go to try to cram in all my good thoughts into an hour and a half and let you go get like up like I'm in broken. I mean this is like this, like there's, also a university education. So all my best information and things, I've learned traveling the world and little knowledge nuggets Porto Porto Portugal, oh yeah, I did a comedy festival there in october, I've never in Portugal. I had never either in Porto is an amazing place in political, porter, Portugal. You where's. It is about the bush. I've though it imagine, yeah It's in the north, then there's a river and where the name Portugal comes from cause, that's the port that the explorers left from and

J K, rolling was an english teacher their years ago and does the students were capes in the winter? That's where she got the idea for capes for harry. Potter and there's a bookstore that has this magnificent wooden staircase there was inspired hogwash it's it's a really interesting place and the food is like spanish topless. the latter will small dishes they ve got. One thousand recipes for cod in Portugal really gets interesting place. And not your first choice when you got a europe, you know, but so So game or will do we'll, do not first choices. Okay, so, like someone goes breakfast, where would you, whereas you like the lesson, The first choice for breakfast anywhere in the world. You know anywhere in the world for breakfast and then not your first choice. So I'll do mine. Ok, breakfast mirth Joyce easy easy

the ngos breakfast while the buildings I love, ngos, recognise, waiter way to start your day with a bunch ass fuel with a thick do eggs little bacon, really go soft bacon of pride tomato. I, like that I have star hotels in asia. When you do these asia tours and these hotel breakfasts are incredible. Can I tell you we were in bali and the like bali, like those platelet, those those breakfast at those hotels, are incredible. Out of this won't encourage. My favorite thing is the when they do the the soups the like. Not not. It's not like a it's just like a noodle soup for breakfast and you can make it a little spicy, but there's a savory ness to it. It's like a sweet but hollow hot dude. I every time I would grab a soup and then I go get a soft boiled egg, throw it inside my soup, and that would be my breakfast. I could not

enough of that shit. Asian breakfast, or did you know american breakfast weren't a thing until like kellogg's showed up? Yet there was a big health crazed when the cereal started, because they thought bacon and it was a really unhealthy way to eat so Kelly, in those places they all had health spies, so people would go there exercise and eat cereal. Now I got. There was a revolutionary diet change as at the time they were. He he did it and kellogg didn't want to sell it to the general public. It was part of his regiment to his people. post out of post cereals didn't have any money failed businessman comes in, goes to the spa, he's working at the spot, a pay for his time at the spot, like a sanitarium plays get head right: has the breakfast cereal leaves and unjust steals the recipe from from kellogg's brother? Who was the

I and creates great nuts and takes off the serial posed to such a cut You won't let his brothers sell the serial live sanitarium. And down before it does on accident. They had stale, did stale a As for the serial- and he tried to save it, so they pressed it and it turned into flakes he changes. Recipe turns into cornflakes. Cornflakes takes the fucking game by the way. Thank you, history channel, as I just learned me and my daughter. What's that in? asked yesterday and were fascinated by it and then either looks at me and goes over a bowl of cereal. I got me to drive in at zero. Forever was fucking awesome, I was get excited when I meet people for michigan, because you know you you would saved the cereal box, tops and mail them to Michigan and then the creek. Then they'd send you a toys in the mail little glow in the dark bike, reflector or whatever dude. I I remember as a kid- and this is I mean this- has got to be an art form that isn't

around anymore, but cereal for me was. a bowl of cereal and the box in front of me and of reading the box like reading whenever cartoons out on the boxer, whatever adds l a boxer, the prize it that that was cereal for me. Yes, like taken a shit read in the paper, nor does it anymore. It's like your phone. I love you're? Ok, so your first choices, asia for breakfast accounting? What's your net? What's yours not so recognizable berlin in germany. Like you, gotta gels, air in its egg, cold cuts in lunch meets in a hard boiled egg. but I'm sure, like maybe there's some fancy hotels that I missed, but dumb hawaiian breakfast for me, I love breakfast in hawaii cause, it's always it's always. I got tons of amazing fruits, pineapples or out of this fact world and the pancakes, thereby cocoanut milk. The cocoanut syrup

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time. I left I go or why are we leaving can't wait to get? I don't want to get. I don't want to go get on this fucking plane. I've never wanted, taking a morning flight. Out of why I always take that nighttime flight going. You know what to spend the day at the beach my love, why you're so popular neighbours that that day? Why can t beach in Honolulu? I look like a kid. I was one of the nicest beaches and world. That's like a city be treated like a public beach. I've eyes is an amazing bit of gorgeous peacherinos surfer. Why can t you can take others go now That's where serving was invented by the way and king. So, unlike you, keep on waikiki beach and the ship, things amazing around, like a key beach. Great stand up club with blue note. I've the blue note, and why one of my favorite shows I've ever done. It's going there! No knowledge, I think it's the boon of a type in bert chrysler. The blue note hawaii waikiki, I will I brought my family down is busy. I was right when I started to kind of the seller ticket. They got a great deal from the guys. The blue.

no like really great deal and I was like well. I can't pass that up sell the tickets at a show. I was like whoa now, I'm taking the family down right. We stay in waikiki which at a place where you could swim with dolphins, which I'm not a fan of I. I know that if I I mean this is a joke, but I feel like it's a lot like going to a strip club. You don't feel like those dolphins are like strippers are on. There are there for their own, will they're just kind of like, the guys like. Ladies, we got customers and then the dolphins come out that fake smile and the guys like KU everyone's like can we touch on me is like yeah, don't put your fingers in their holes anyway? That's the bit, but but I the lesser known beach on the tip of my brain and I have misplaced it I did it. Given the same. Shall islands were they promised? a few years ago that was pretty beautiful beach, say shall where's that that's off the coast of africa will overwhelm slow roma through this.

you work for the travel jail, you don't organizational. Islands, argo go. Everybody, knows like national geographic god, this a thousand year old turtles or three hundred year. old turtles tortoises. Yet that's where that's where those are we Well, I've been there just off the coast of zanzibar yeah I've been there. I think it's in, but it's off the coast of africa. We went yeah, we went, we went off the coast of africa and saw like I think it was a three hundred year old tortoise, like there was a bunch of them on this fucking thing, it was like a tour of the sanctuary and then we walked around the island. Then we jumped off a cliff. We jumped off the cliff into the water and our guide was like I'll go first, tell you how shallow, as we can tell he jumped in and was like. Ok, it's pretty shallow, but It's that bad. Some, a camera and John man's jumps then goes he's wrong. It's really bad. Do not jump in. I just had shame also my podcast, who broke both his heels, jumping off a cliff, yet Just had a on my podcast. He shuddered, both Israel's illegal,

let me try well, and so I jump in and it and I hit both my heels and the pain is through the fucking roof. It is the most pain I've ever felt and I'm like and and my buddy John mans goes. You just had a guy who broke his shit. Iz eels jumping off up you just will? How stupid are you so and then we there was no apps with a swimmer on the I want to get to our boat. Was their fucking solid, like fuckin half a mile swim. Do our boat around an island tie. It's got. Amazing beaches never been to tolerate low neverbend tightly. I would love you at a time when only vietnam and the beatles Now I love the olive vietnam. The the beaches in thailand or amazing malaysia's got really nice beaches there what's consider The hawaii of malaysia is an island called lang cow. We and I took a boat there from penning pickup pull at length. How we land cow, is pretty. Pretty awesome in malaysia, muslim countries, easy muslim women with the with you know, covering an

in european women with strings hanging in their ass in their tidies hanging out are women, but was the less the lesser. The lesson of the time one of my favorite beaches in the world is the beach that I grew up going to new sumerian abuse. Vertebrates yeah is one of my favorite beaches and in the fuckin, all of my early, a sexual activities, happened on that beach. I had so many sorts activity that this morning we would take girls after problem or homecoming you'd. That's where you would drive your day You can't live under the beat jive onto the beach park. He still can and only that still one of my favorite beaches in a whirl there's there's there is nothing better than pulling your car on the beach and having all your goods at your car. I've seen many a car cotonou surf. Yet It was always like some kid. It was some rich kidneys. Adds car. He would wonder off for the day and leave his car and then the ide comes in and then the cars submerged shark, tat capital, the world network of each got bumped and will act by a shark. When I was a kid,

by the last tunnels in the water, it is worth a bit its. I fuckin ran on hop about water to get out of the water I fucking have is this? Is this new smyrna yet a have videos of the helicopters fight above miss Myrna yeah. There's just sharks everywhere, while at it, but you know it's it there I think dominantly like blue sharks or small sharks, reef sharks. Yellow tips are not the aggressive like the bull sharks, the aggressive one, and I, if I'm not mistaken bull sharks, are big in the gut in the gulf. Up the coast. The little bit I love. What's beneath him could went there in january. Oh, my gosh moat not cause a mill Why can't, I think, of the name of a king cancun?

looked on the map yellow guilty. I did. Did you know it's the caribbean part of mexico, so there's the beaches like cookie, dough and dumb replied o carmen, no cosmo male further south, they can't coon. Like police known, and another china move law now. Can I see that the matter. here. You go. Where is scandalous, I've been to tell him tell them that's what I've been told along the beach. I love the beaches until those aluminum fucking till it alone is where two loom I went there in january. I care for my birthday. I can't believe I was going to the divorce and a friend of mine

was going down there, and I thought is great. I went down there for a week. It was incredible to loom is one of my favorite, a we state in a ruby sinner resorting to loom, and I was out of this fucking world. It was next level and I was like a member travel channels. Whole thing was like we're not about resorts, were about getting off the grid living the live and be a part of the people get lost in a city immersing yourself in the culture, but they put I grew up. It's uloom at this resort. We've never been happier. We were like this is. Why would we why? Wouldn't we just provide resources? It's fucking amazing. You don't need to People played furs. My third, I hadn't been toloman ten years and I had stayed in resorts before and this time. state in an air than european bee downtown to loom, and it was. It was really great. You can rent by eggs and it was like thirty minute ride to the beach. I want to say we rode exotic sports cars and tulu mm. There was a a t or a sports car track. Where you go in rent like

lamborghini ferrari porsche. There was a music festival going on there with all these drugged out american kids walking around. So I'd come back from the beach and they there was a there. Was this this this little spanish kid runs this and this and god I do him a great commercial if I could remember the name of it, but he got us free massages and then after I got massaged, I wanted to go, walk into the town and and get something to eat, and so I'm sober now you know I don't drink, and I this the the police cars are, are four ford f one fifty pickup trucks and this police pickup truck, pulled up the grill right up to my chest as I'm walking into the town trying to intimidate me and they jump out and these either the guys like a

and I said, don't gotta get its own pet. Cato s spaniel, I'm trying to get to tell the guy anita, is asked me where I'm staying apartment- oh and I point over in that direction, and then oh, you got he gets out and I said to us in europe You know you know yes or no. and then his other guy gets out of it dr receipt, comes over, and they were trying to shake me down for money. They thought I was a drug, doubt american and then this other guy gets out of the back in there all like you, really tough, look in mexican cops and the dude says druggists marijuana cocaine and I said you saw no form, are no baby, oh, sing

go and knows sober, and then they said something to each other in spanish and got back in the truck and drove off. Think that's all I've, my sick, words of spanish and simplify annual sober and his like. Oh parquet gay owners ds in philadelphia. You remember this very bustling. Did up big drinkers remember when people get sober yet so you always think like was. I was wondering how many go ten years and then new start up unless our drinkin again that some five and a half years now feel about you. No I'm not gonna. Go crazy, like I did before, but you when I'm in free, Incidentally, I would mean a glass awhile you ever deeper, miss it in those situations.

I mean you know once in a while VM in a cafe in paris, you'd think I'd be nice to have a glass of wine or something, but no I don't miss it. I do when I'm home, I have a very solemnly drink when I'm home I'll drink on weekends. If like, if it's an event like we're having a party a friend's house or if you know I dunno, if I'm playing golf or play golf, I had an eagle, and I and I wasn't drinking, but I had an eagle saw my car girl came

I was like round a bloody marys, double bloody marys, every buying everyone, and then she returned to holes. We got another round, went back to the clubhouse, got a bot ever want to drink the clubhouse. It's like fucking, I had an eagle came home because I had been drinking came home, wasted wasted and that monday was tough cause. I was like wow, I haven't had a hangover really like I was like I never. I never get like a like a like a like a through, hang or woke up with a headache going like whoa. I have a headache. Imam obama kick back in and was like. We deal with hangovers on the fucking

reg. Let's get some coffee, mother fucker, let's go food shopping with you, it was like, but but yeah I. I wonder. I was in spin class today and oh santa myself, and I just it was a two tuesday Wednesday wednesday I haven't drank since probably saturday, maybe saturday night and today I thought our next door. Neighbors now colic have a lady and she's seventy years old, sixty eight years old and she is a feeble, can't walk. They have to have a belt where they carry it or walk to the car, and she has a wheelchair now and when we first moved in here, she was really kind of active and she took a box of white wine and I kind of thought it was cool, and I love that she's getting a box white wine and her sitting out having a box of white wine and I've watched her kind of fall apart and I

I've been saying to myself. I definitely don't want that to happen to me, like I don't want my body to not be able to recover yet one day and my liver not to regenerate itself and go and all of a sudden one day, I'm like. Oh, no, I'm I'm there's no coming back from where I've been party. So that's why lately I've kind of been like really good at home, Still party a little bit on the road, but but you know this year's going to be pretty lame for me to be doing sober october and a couple months And why think it's a pretty remarkable exercise in willpower to stop for ten years? I think if you stop by the way, I think where you're at is remarkable, because it's not like you, it's not like you're. It sounds like you, you have like a day job and you quit yeah you're quitting and you're in the throes of it. You're in like different countries every night and like when we're in ireland or england in everybody's. You know how the comedians area drink heavily ass. My poor thing,

yet tat augmenting season. Maybe I'll do that. Maybe I'll do like a year off and they start back up just a really let my body catch up. I dunno or maybe not maybe I'll just do this month and then october and that'll be the end of my end of my fuckin and the largest party, my deck off yeah. Don't fuckin till the wheels come off. I wonder about stand up, stand up kind of quit drinking curtain or slow down the drinking and started working out. Yeah yeah. I heard that yeah I heard he's doing yoga and stuff too great scrape for him. Yeah, it's a you know. Yoga is awesome. Do you work out at all. Lightly and I used to do yoga. I wanna get back into it. You know, I think it's just People get older, they have spine problems so everyone, so it's just smart to do yoga For the spine, bending and the exercising cause, you know you need to keep your the elasticity of your of your spine,

and your neck. So I mean, even if you don't do yoga just to you, know, semi frequently a couple of times a week to do bending exercises. Her is good. What do you wear when you workout I own, I only ever see dressed in black, where we live by having a laker. If there are no, it is a little jim and my building, you know I'll run on the treadmill and do some machines and some light waits. That's it. I just started. Lifting waits again shows. I got a bunch of people. I had a really hard time losing weight. I was like two fifty six for the longest time and I couldn't lose it. Someone said: hey man when you get older, your body, stops- retaining your muscle mass sweeney to keep it up in order to burn the sabre. Vat is muscle

Yeah I dropped like fifteen pounds just when I stopped drinking and I wasn't even working out it just you know it's that you're getting thousands of calories every night from from the boots, favorite city, favorite, city and then surprise, city to drink, sure, well got in hong kong? Was always fun and on their own contracts on my album is that goldfish story was to go for story. Is optimum, I'm thinking of? No, if not the one where the hotel put it Fish in my room and then they took it away from me. I don't remember what happened I m sure you ve heard it before. I want to give it away but god for drinking. Is it uncle one, two or three, the story? I can't remember hot for drinking. It's tough because appear drinker any cities, good,

drink. It yeah. Galway. Ireland is one of my favorite places and that's pretty awesome did during ireland I mean everyone is a great place to drink, really urine and I still love booze. You know I mean I I'm I'm I'm a very enthusiastic about about booze and I just needed to take a break to get some shit done. I think that means I think it's it's like beyond admirable. It's like, I think, a lot of people look at you and they go. That's kind of? I think I know for a fact. I've been like kind of guy. I am when I decide to take a break I'll, take a break and then then you know like just gone in what I'm taking a break and then maybe so ten years ago I'm back in baby. I'm coming act with a margarita. What did your first drink will be? I it's gonna be love clique of champagne, valve creek or champagne. that I've got the orange label and It. From rhymes of france

it's there that they have. three of it is: is really trusting the woman valve means widow in french. So it's the widow clique, go! This woman started the champagne house with her husband, the husband died. She was twenty seven years old. She took over a running the champagne house and at the time if the champagne bottles always had this sediment, this shit in the bottom of the bottle, and it was her idea to store the bottles upside down and every few months someone come in and turn the bottle a quarter and that solved the sediment shit the bottom of the champagne bottle route and to this day every champagne house copies. That procedure and uh it's what the women on absolutely fabulous drank and it's got an orange label and its side for.

five dollars a bottle. Dumb perignon is a hundred dollars a bottle, and it's not better. It's just the name of about Chris. Dow before and I gotta be honest with you and I think it's probably the name that did it, I really loved it. I've never had crystal. I had crystal a once on our what was the twentieth anniversary. What's at like three hundred dollars, a bottle is pretty expensive. It was gift, someone sent it to us for a deal or something while, but I think did you ever think about parallel life lives like like, say someone came in and said I'm going to Tom. I'm a huge fan of your comedy. As a matter of fact, I I won't. I don't want you to stop doing comedy, but I'd like you to come into my bed. This may be helped. Me run my business summit to give it to you it's worth. Fifteen million dollars. I know money's not important to you, but it's worth fifty million dollars. So you don't have to worry about money. You can keep doing stand up as much as you want

but I would also run this side business. Your think, like that cause, I'm thinking vineyard for me and a fuckin heartbeat. With love. I would love to be able to run a vineyard, unlike the south of france, love it. I've love wine and I know a lot about wine cause. I lived with a woman from paris for seven years in san francisco and He taught me all about wine and in living in northern california, so that an that's the one thing I miss and that you know when I start drinking again like I know the history of champagne,

Was this region a brain? I just told you about the vote. Oh yeah yeah, I was lying down. Pairing yon is credited with discovering champagne, but there's a myth that when he first drank champagne, he said I am drinking the stars. That's propaganda started by the dumper in young company of parent lay the story. Was he thought the bubbles were? He tried d spent most of his life, trying to remove the bubbles from champagne. From this history of wine that I read years ago, really yeah the I would love to run a vineyard. I would love to run a vineyard that does comedy Saturday nights. That's a great idea just that that's my business. I do believe I can be healthy by drinking one bottle of wine a night I think I know from my body. If I have one bottle of wine, I mean, one ball on the glass but like one by one

can get up into anything. I'm not hung over in the slightest. I feel fine why it's only in its after two glasses of wine. Get that happy warm feeling in your cheeks and that's perfection, and then you have the third or fourth glass, and then it does appears yet another unknown. If you could just stay at that to two and a half glass of wine, then that's the perfect failing problem is one bottle of wine right booted. It all started dinner. Following at dinner me and my wife. She the glass. I have a glass cooking. I killed at last second glass at dinner and, unlike foxier fuck yeah go back, I take the last glass and then I'm like, oh, but one more bottle will sit, watch a little tv and then there's always a certain point at like ten thirty eleven o'clock or I'm like goddamn. It only have one more in this bottle. One more bottle of. I look at those guys. We jobs like that like running a vineyard and I go that would be a cool fucking life. You know

I agree. What would you, rather, what would you rather have? A cigar company have come in that makes cigars or company or vineyard the vineyard? Definitely what about what about a restaurant or a vineyard ooh I dunno depends where it is. I mean, if we're talking south of france, I'm a huge francophile, so really yeah. I would to to run a vineyard in france. I mean what do I know about vineyards? I don't want to just do comedy on saturday. That's what my dad my dad goes be a fuckin hedgehog buddy to your want. I can do it all the time. Yeah! Don't fuckin bill, don't be don't spread yourself, something you got. You got lucky! You do comedy what okay, I'm! Actually, I'm writing a book. I'm I'm serious. I finished the first draft and it said kenya, the complaint, in peace to go along with the album. So every chapter Is the same? It's the same as the album track listing.

it's, the twenty four citys around the world, so I've got my personal story with each city. My jokes about. city and knowledge nuggets about each sitting. So I'm going through it now. The the end of august is my personal deadline and then I'm gonna submitted for publication. so like debts. My what I have what I I value is my world knowledge and my experience traveling the world, and you know my my jokes about them. You know trying to educate people. So where would you move? Where would you move for one year? If you had to couldn't live in the states? Where would you move for one year I love paris and had living parents harris okay. I can't now notice the number one, whereas the not so obvious choice in antwerp dude onto our business

Amazing sid, it's fucking, antwerp is so cool and its affordable it some. You know you got the same kind of old buildings that they have in amsterdam, but amsterdam is of exploded for property values and then also overrun with jogged out tourists and stuff after we have people who live there, they're trying to reduce the tourism there now really and people who live there in that by running over the brakes, yeah yeah, the mayor them cat house emma who was a guest when I had the late night talk, show there and cheese even trying to shut down the red light district. They wanted like reduced the amount of tourists and make it do. You know more for the citizens there, Antwerp, so antwerp as a kind of a quiet, sleepy, little town, it's absolutely adorable,

me off guard I hated belgians are like dutch people, but with low self esteem, you never meet a cocky belgian person. Really here I was. I was not a fan of belgium because of what's the was the go between city when you ear off the train their to go anywhere in belgium. When you come through in england, with the big train stop about I don't know Brussels brussels, I I don't not a. I don't like brussels at all. I hated brussels. Brussels is not very nice and- and you know, Antwerp or ghent is another. Is it like? most of the tourist go to bruce. I would in that movie. I saw bruges and beautiful bruges and ghent are almost identical, but ghent is a university town and most tourists don't go there and bruges kind of overrun with tourists and stuff so check out ghent,

You ever goaded. If you had to move somewhere in asia, were to move. I love Hanoi really enjoy is really charm. being and harming so interesting word for hanoi cause. It's pretty it's french brasserie lined boulevards. It's like the traffic's insane, the the I would say, vietnamese people. If we're talking about Asians yeah, I had a wreck on a motorcycle there. Last year did you yeah, I've been afraid of motorcycles. My whole life, but you told me to keep going. and then the guy that puts on the comedy, noise is english. Guy also does motorcycle tours of the north of vietnam, so I state over for a couple of days and we rode motorcycles up We were forty five miles north of Hanoi goin up some mountain cement road winding and

I I was laser focused cause. I was terrified and I'm trying to break through my fear and the bike to shut out from underneath me. I got too close to the the thus the edge, and fortunately I was wearing a helmet and I wasn't hurt at all. I just lost. skin on my elbow and dumb, it's amazing. I I. The ten minutes later I was in a first aid place in the guy. You know cleaned my little wound and I. And then vietnamese people they don't recognize your driving The highway and people are pulling in front of the trucks. Are doing? U turns mopeds and motorcycle. Those are shooting across, even though there they have the red light, they're pulling out right in front of you and stuff, and I have never been happier to when I got that motorcycle back to hanoi and got off of it.

Do I I? I wrote a motorcycle in Hanoi through traffic and it was just in tents. I die did that leaving and come back and annoying fucking scary as yet it really is the it's. It's almost like that. Don't worry! What's behind you worry what sophronia. Yet the Hanoi track on the album were they the comedy, its roof top bar. and you're. Looking out at the lake where John Mccain was shot down, that's in the dead centre, the city in the debts in the city, and so it is beautiful lake, and it's amazing to think that you know was shot down there in a red. So much about vietnam, the whole town surround that lake and pulled him out and andrew Mrs redi, ddt, have him all the works here too Berta what happened to him and now there's swan, paddle boats and

pulls all over that lake. I got my ears cleaned right outside that. What did you do that with the wax thing yeah wow, where they go in with the I've, never had the hurried and they can harm. Oh, my god, I did it. I a ton of wax, apparently not for me cause? I I pretty clear, clean my ears every day which you're not supposed to do, but I just it's I don't like It's one of my rituals, and so I wish we had seen we had. We had this. Kid am my on the show who was a singer and they clean so much wax out of his ears. All of a sudden he started hearing and he was like. Oh, my god, I can hear my eye. I haven't been hearing anything and I was like you're in a fuckin band, but they were pulling out. Tootsie rolls like oh look at this. Is it this? Is it right here, yeah speed up speed forward, seven hundred and twenty thousand views alright, yeah yeah. This is him. Look at this. They pull out Look they pulled out of his form any earn. It looks

guinea there burnt. Now I'm trying to look good. I look at all these things. They pull out of this gets here well What was written or get out get out. Look at at others were jokes Vietnam is amazing ideas. You gotta, mongolia is incredible. Therein is a really great In all on, better real yeah. I really really loved mongolia. I mean it's too cold to even go there for ten months of the year really, but if you can go there and you know August september truly beautiful, I would like to do or you know I'd say it's one of those things where you, when you talk about getting divorced and how you don't have to ask permission and you just get to live your life and think that's the position I'm in now is like I don't nothing's my decision like My career is one thing like I can, but even still it's like when I wanted to do the european tour, my orleans' like what you're breaking, even as I give it it's it's great experience signal. No, I get it

yeah be you're going to make any money, you're gonna it's going to cost you, and I was like a cabot. You don't understand as a comic it's so enriching to perform in front adult different cultures and to be able to translate what you do? Yeah I was you are asking me before: about reading when I go to places like I liked bone up before I go to places like before, I went mongolia red gang is cons, biography, and so you know they loved my gang is gone. Jokes loser gave you, I guess I neither joke. I know at owen joke you told me about it last time. I think was the last time I was on. The road is yeah yeah yeah yeah. Apparently, everyone in the world is somehow related to genghis khan. So I'm just here to visit family. Hello, cousins and when I was in england for may in june.

I was a kid. We lived on lord byron road and avoids been fascinated by this guy so I read all about his about his life, and I just been I've, been I just put out a pod casts yesterday about Lord Byron. His years of fame, so really fascinating. I had a club foot handsome guy drove women crazy, but he was, an asshole in dumb he had sex with his half. So turn at a baby with, and that was it scandal in england, and he had to leave the country and- Then he went, he lived in switzerland. He meets the poet shelly, his girlfriend marry their staying in a house on lake Geneva. They all right go stories. Mary Shelly comes up a frankenstein a dory barons. Doktor came up with the vampire which, from stoker made into dracula for real for real at? This is all base of lord byron, yeah byron, went and lived in ITALY

and then he went anyone who died in these fighters for ill Tom roads, radio, yet tom roads, radio, smartness, I'm looking Poland up right now, so I liked it when I liked me lord byron years and fame, we're talking about to our and eleven minute: podcast bro more shit like that. That's what I've been doing, so I did like three episodes on the french aleutian last year for real yeah, I'm a big fan of voltaire. I've done episodes on voltaire. I did one on site took a few months sharing aunt margie's banana bread recipe with tony woods. Yet I am getting that right. Fucking now, that's a great episode. Tony is one of my favorite fucking comics in the world. He's like you like one of those guys I feel like fucking related to like I could just sit for hours with sailing tahoe with cameron hall had an who's that he's a doo, doo Afghanistan veteran and

he's really into medicinal. marijuana he's got a fireman snow monies, also sailing in structure and he's been tell me for years in lake tahoe he's gonna, take me out, on his sailboat. So I did a podcast with him. oh on a sailboat parked in the center of lake tahoe. That was my three hundredth episode: sun sparkles on the water to a perfectly sun sparkles on the water go perfectly with native american beliefs and how they read signs from the mountains, the classic db, westerns, bonanza and other california factoids you're such a fucking, fascinating person. So so I want to talk about your PA. Ass for a little bit. Yeah he's your progress is one of the one or two for one of the first ones. I ever heard effort when it went by casting you, ve been doing podcast where's, my cigars, sponsor

these are delicious by the way I know they're fucking, awesome I'll, give you a couple of tape on the red love it. Thank you, a wonderful yeah and let's let Escobar cigars, know that you're enjoying them and maybe they'll, send you a box cool. I would love to get Escobar hit up. Tom Rhodes, his podcast, your podcast is, would be great for the cigar because your cigar guy but more importantly, is one of the. How you've been doing a podcast, for on for about ten years yeah I started in two thousand and nine and then the mai dude, and who was who the guy who got me into it? Who was helping me and he had the he went to jail? So then I had to take a break for leg. six months and then added pull while down and then relaunch it in two thousand and ten, So I think, on line it looks like it started in two thousand and ten, but actually started to that. You did one with one of my favorite part gas ever. Is it up there with your stand on that episode number one, this my neighbour podcast, as my favorite podcast ever

That is why I have told you about it at nausea, but if you have it, I just lost it. Hang on. If you haven't, got a tom roads, tom roads, radio, smart camp you're, an episode three hundred and one one right now, but episode one is so fucking great. You ve got from two thousand a team. Merry christmas from Jerusalem. Yet gangsta rap with Joe Derosa. How come I've never been on your podcast? Have you not been on my podcast never been on your product? I would like you to be on. My part. Would love to do that, I'm here all month? Well, why don't you come over when he come over next week and we'll record one I'd love to have? I would love to do that. Let's schedule it through Andrew. I would love to do this yeah yeah, I guess your partner home, my mom finally home for a stretch. I've been I'm home front for awhile and oh, I got I'm in omaha funnybone the end of the month. I've got a method, comedy underground in seattle, I think in radio amber club, I'm doin

me in minneapolis. In november the atlanta punchline, in november in Berlin? That now that, like a sin that bulkhead diner thing yes. How is it yeah great room. I mean the old room. Ballroom is next. What is it the same staff in and the atlantic is like my comedy, Elinor was right: southern kids, that was our new york, that was our new york yeah, I remember the atlanta punchline was the first like a room I ever got in with the earth, so I mean I m seed there for years and then a middle there for years ever represent you what we now know that even a further which james knowable jamie's part of names, he rubbish,

in a Billy crystal crystal pedal yeah, no, he never represented me, but they were also one of the one of the first clubs to headline me before I had tb credit, so I grew up at the atlanta punchline. I got offered to do coke or John rocker. There. I've done coke with John rocker there so here yeah an interesting dude about that night. I think I told you that story. I think, that'll be a rapper. I only know only knows Dan hope was like that. Instead of texting me, it was like hey john rocker. If so, if you want to party- and then someone came from I was like hey John rocha- wants to know. If you want to do a lot of coke and I was like, I still have to go on stage so I'm going to I'm going to pass but I'll be around later in my head, I was like I dunno my homer, my heart's doing

my blood pressure like, but we wanted to do. I feel like This story. What happened I was a while ago knows. Well again, you know these guy. I mean you if you dont baseball with, of course, Where did I lonely spot? Did you dont travel with? No? No? No! He didn't is the only thing about genghis khan? No, no, no he's! No! But what does that tell you something? You did a podcast with one of the most fucking fascinating unguessable guys on podcast, something was hard core. What was the guy from him dad come kim, not com is one of your using new zealand. What I have telephone, balinese under and they are you still in new zealand, but he got into a bunch of trouble. For the

mega upload dot com. People were trading free movies and stuff, but he's either guided millions and- He's like half finnish half german, like seven foot, four really interesting. I look like a bond villain, but he loves comedy and I was new zealand on the new zealand comedy festival. and I was like on the npr of new zealand- and they said, what's the one thing you want to do, while you're new zealand- and I said I know It- sounds silly I'd love to interview him dad come from I pod guest. somebody who works for him was listening and then next you know I was at his mansion and then this six months after the The eye in the new zealand army had raided his house, so he really had a lot to say about and what he thought he was being persecuted by the american government or listen that it was as his are still up on your pocket. Yeah yeah. Of course your podcast is. Is is under the radar. In my opinion, I think

do. I don't have enough listeners, I don't have any commercial, rules and I don't have any sponsorship and some of my favorite epoch. like I was just in england again and I got to do. I think my fourth episode with john cooper clark. Are you talking about? I would like, as an english punk rock poet gives me he started out opening for the clash in the sex pistols, do in poetry, gettin, spit on and he had a heroine problem for years now he's clean he's, like so the eight sixteen. I know What a really beautiful great friend of mine yeah- and he did his very first north america in tour a few years ago and he asked me to open for him or he's like a cult hero in england ran de in the english schoolbooks. His poetry is taught as a a ample of modern poetry in the bin. The arctic monkeys made one of his poem into a song. It's got out

be yours, then, on the climactic scene of the crime machnik episode at the end of the season, five of the sopranos. They used one of his recordings really, and I think that kind of launched his is his renaissance, but really cool did joe like. So I think about a lot of great people on my podcast gas and like it I'm doing of educational ones, things at em into voltaire and the french revolution and you're one of the guys that, if I say here to say you're a comic under cells, what you are, in my opinion, because you're one of the guys insight rogan when you say rogan comic it it is. That is his stamp. That is really it's. That is it. That is a bad. You ve earned that you that no one can take away from you whatever, but robins a renaissance man and hogwarts he's always spent his life. You know trying to extend spend his brain and his knowledge and his understanding of of you know, come

legs issues in scientific. You know things that are happening I mean I love anybody whose, like that same with you stan or brogan your class, your group of guys that all kind of started at the same time- I have this more of a globally global view of you guys, are more than comics extendable comic. Ever I would argue right now, author, probably just as much in his books, are fucking amazing and it and it's a sense of humor, but a sense of humor is so much more than a chuckle hut. That makes sense right, yeah and you're the same way. Your podcast is one of the it's always been able of mine in one of my favorite things to go to when you're on a plane playing like oh shit, school through what we got. What we got oh shit to generous, oh shit, like and so I hope people find it through here and hopefully Escobar I'll, give you a sponsorship and then an

and then I'll be the guy that can bring over a box of cigars and be like hey. We got you a sponsor, that'd, be great, I don't think they pay much, but they they. a lot of money and cigars relaxing visa delicious bees are vantyle has been a perfect broadcast. Man get the nub. Last time I was here, I smoked too. This one is lasted the whole time. This is a grey, and I been puffing on this. This is a great podcast cigar yeah, because it's it's like not it's not big enough, where I feel like my days, ruined where I'm like. Alright, now I'm going to have a beer, I'm going to take a nap I feel like. Oh, I can still go on a hike like I can go on a hike with the girls at five. My daughter broke her cell phone today, our first day of school. Oh no yeah! It's an omen like nelson and omen years. Let your easy, but but do these words go against? Graham, I can know what's happening in your life with your family almost yesterday, your dog couldn't lift his leg, oh

that's what the great thing about instagram is like. I know what's happening with you. I do that I'll do that the people will be like, say something and go ahead and tell me about DA da da da and then like wait. How do you know that and I'm like? Oh, like actually, I said something about Sebastian not being able to make the berger and he was like. Oh, how did you- and I was like a couple of weeks ago- get had a burger challenge and he was like. Oh, I forgot about that. A guide I didn't know anything about it for a week wanting to make a burger that compete with theirs. I love instagram, I love instagram and I think, you're, not not now is dug its it. You're doing honest grammar fucking great their awesome. I beg you ship man, that's what tom roads the tell me what tamarinds needs tom rogueries. One kid who knows has no talent but knows everything about the internet. yeah. I know you know you need hoss. I do you need one kid that can come in I my wife did everything for me. She was that person for me and then now you know we broke up

she left new year's eve. So this year been doin it all on my own. Would she stopped me post them up and stuff? You might kid travel. Would you shoot? You need a kid to like it, because I remain guiding girondin. Would be anywhere with anyone who worked with, but you can't discredit the fact he's got really great guys in his corner, like jamie and red ban I to start Jamie now who really it it. It makes jos path less less upstream for him he gets to go you don't we should do and set it out loud and there guys who go. I got that done for you, you was, we should get a trick asked her done me, do it and then often just by gases, fuckin also moves us I mean Joe's podcast. I haven't been on since episode. Five hundred I'd I'd love to do it again. I love Joe. I haven't been on in a long time. Yeah. I think I think he's got. He is so backlogged yep.

I mean I'm a member saying some to him about when, when my special coming out, he's like yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I think I'm doing to that day, I'll see if I can cram yeah and you're like he's doing two podcasts a day. It's amazing these fucking dude, I'm telling you your podcast is of the same ilk. It's been up. It's it's been groundbreaking and you're, taking chances you're doing what duncan w duncan on your podcast yeah, if you're in the same path as Duncan is where you're growing, with your podcast and you're, allowing the fate your friends to grow with it. You just need more fans, that's all I need more fence. Will everyone go check out Tom Rhodes, radio, smart camp find him on tour where you goin I'm everywhere, I'm doing yet tom roads dot net. can find the I'm going to win or do the portland harvey's october fists. I've got this year, own comedy underground at the atlanta punchline acme minneapolis

go to? I know I got off. I got an idea. I learned agamemnon itunes, apple dapple, music and I'm at the orlando improv, the every the weekend before christmas every year. For real? It's my hometown, town, jaunt fuck! It will. This will definitely be out before the majority, those dates and go, and I can't wait to hear the gulf is story that one of my favorites towards its ever been told. This progress is tomorrow's scuba diving story that evening entirely almost I there's gotta, be thailand to or tat I m one by this time, that one, almost drowning in thailand so and it is on, roads around the world. I got an apple music. It's fifty. Ninety nine well with the purchase for a three hour, comedy special check out his pocket s brother. I love you too. I do this any time always keep any meal and then please come over next week. I will love to do your fucking problem of dubious honour man favorite my favorite part cast in the world ever ever every human doug's dan hope drunk singing he lay jones,

we belong together. You belong Ben. Do cheers my thank you. I love you this episode, Where do you bought a machine?