The hey guys, brand new podcast and welcome to the brand new podcast studio. This is it. We've been waiting for this for a long time we're not totally set, and we've done a bunch of podcasts in here. I just got done as you will see. If we have a wide shot, you'll see the tequila. This episode was with Chris porter. It was a three and a half hour podcast. This is what I want when it comes to a podcast. I sincerely appreciate you sticking around for the zooms. I know the zooms haven't been ideal. It's not the best way to do a podcast. We got to have better guests and some of them that we wouldn't normally get to have, but it's not the way I like to do a podcast. The way I want to do a podcast is with a couple of cocktails, a personal conversation. I wanted to digress. I want you to be laying in bed it

two in the morning and go oh. I can't go to sleep. What am I gonna? Listen to throw on broadcast and hear me and chris porter babylon about dreams, and then you just decide. That's how I listen to podcasts. I listen to podcasts all the time on the treadmill, but mostly I listen to him in bed get in bed at dawn, a podcast I wanted to be warm? These aren't the chairs were going to use, the lighting will get better. We just got all new lighting bees, the cameras, so this is by the way I love when fans give notes about cameras and camera angles. I love all that so hey. You know me, I'm not a big guy to go on twitter and and get your notes. I want those notes. I want those notes, this bearcat sign. We have a wide shot this by the way halted. Gotta switcher. I wish I had a camera on horses. Whole set up over there. We had a switch of this

Where can I sign? I love my buddy chase. Freeman was the person that gave me this. I might my my team that I work with the department assigned for christmas, but chase who, if you don't know or follow up, was turn it up turn into a quadriplegic paralyzed. I sat paralyzed on new year's eve this year he was won the game. He brought the sign to my house, so the sign has special meaning to me because chase brought it to me enough

I watched chases been trying to regain the movement of his four limbs, his arms and his legs, and he just walked up the rocky steps I walked out on my instagram and oh, my daughter's here. Do we get my daughter or a wife on this podcast get leanne in here right, gecko, gently and quietly anne? So this is the intro to the podcast. We have a great podcast, been there barghouti. This is when you see my hosting chops. My hosting tops are fuckin legit se, which was a babe come in here for a sec. We are doing the intro to my first to first time anyone's into the podcast studio. His neighbor got these podcasts. Could you sit down for two seconds and cause? This is all you that is tequila. I just did a great podcast with chris border. That's going to come up model chris, and I did we did he really

that whole bottle of tequila with Chris drank the majority of it I mean, but here I want to pay a little respect, cause we're talking about the podcast studio, we're doing an intro for the night, bagasse podcast we've already done. The read all we gotta do is wrap this up, manure in and out of here. The second you call it. I have to thank you from the bottom of my heart now for this studio. You're welcome this. Is you Well, I mean your sisters, helped muscles, Is it not wall? And but I can't I've figured it out and said what I wanted you. I love these taxes. These pictures are done by brok. Yes, all these. All these points, you're done. My breath brought breadbox my favorite artists, and this was a fun point, my career and I'm I want to just take to sex talk about this, because this is to that. The seventeen this is when I started to reclaim myself as an entertainer and say I'm to be in charge of me touring selling tickets, I wanna make post

there's been a proposes online. Do pray. More videos, I'm going to really focus on my podcast, so the to the fact that this whole wallace, two seven thousand and seventeen- I think, there's some eighteen as well. Eighteen yeah, but this means this wall means a lot to me and this post has me a lot to me and I was explaining this this to live up to us by chase friedman regularly, and we just watched him walk around. Yes, as we did, yes is awesome. I'm ready to get these loosens tied up like these hanging wires and staff that drives me crazy was, I hoped you me a favor, and if you can't we just two seconds talk about, where the plans of this. How do you have this planned out cause land and I kind of both worked out where we want this to be. I kept saying I want this to be a real loose, hang the way that the fun drinking burke ass used to be we're like big.

Sin. Lucy gomes everyone role in an end and we'd have like five nine people in their like how'd it. So you ve already bought the furniture for this. It's not the furniture we're going to be using no it's as everything with covert it's on it's way, but it's been on its way for awhile, so we're waiting on the the chairs, leather chairs, coming hm yep their chairs. We have all school in criteria early in camp. Really we have these great and stumps are not really stomps that we we had to. Unfortunately, we had to cut several trees down on this property, and they I asked them to just cut the the trees up for firewood, because I hated

just throw the trees in the garbage, so they cut these enormous ash trees into big chunks and they didn't split the wood. So it's like the whole tree. So it's not really a trunk, but it's like a part of the trunk of the tree and saw the stomp. Is this, like part of the trunk of the tree, that they sliced that we're going to strip the bark off and finish and make them into our side tables? I love the space. Really love this space, I'm so happy with a space in it. I would say that the energy the podcast has is shifted. Wouldn't you it's a little bit different than the not man cave. The shifted for the better. I think so I think so I mean the podcast we did with greg fitzsimmons and my gibbons is one of my favorite podcasts ever We're done everything as laughing all the way across the yard. Everything we ve done in here has been great, but I think the energy just getting a better than the closer we get.

Into so what I want the cameras to be done just to give you listeners and geeks like myself, when rolling out the new studio. I was like all the for it was like dude, Google annette taken reading. Those comments I was into it and I want your notes. I want your notes out of your notes, the messiness that are these chords. I know and the fact that that's going to be a little back lit. We have rights coming in we're going to we're going to like this a little bit, not a ton. I don't want to feel like a tv production studio. I want the real needs of the man came in. I want your notes about that, but I want the cameras. Gonna be drilled into the walls, play same shots right

and and then we should have four chairs here all leather I have. I would love to have those those stumps, not not stumps, but like three giant tree trunks. I would love to have all these drilled into there. So it's really easy if you're having a hard time seeing the peoples face through the microphones. Let us know about that, but I I'm very very very very, very grateful and and proud to to introduce the studio tebow for the Doubts exciting thing! You did all this. I did a lot of that yeah all pre, not all of it. Your sister did. This did at that, while they fuckin murdered by the way, but like andrews long, something turn Andrew did not often everyone's said the rat. Everyone has just severally. Was my vision, yeah right, was your vision. It was my vision and we went back and forth weather table and the centre would like allow

like river same rogan, rogan table in a centre. A couch in chairs were opting with four chairs for chairs, for chairs in a circle is the by the way, and it will lend itself into in my opinion, for guest podcast, because tuba guess passes a great pot gassed three back guess. Pike ass is amazing, for is where you know it's just conversation, people just take the that's my favorite

and then hopefully soon we'll get to unleash the anthem park as video. Well, we all know where our priorities lie. Mine is under way, but it's the worst I had had to get. I had to get this one up and running. First, there's a savage. I am a savage. I work all day every day, seven days a week, I do, I'm not sure, is entirely healthy. But it's not. I don't really know how to be any body else, so we're gonna. Do I get should done gesture, don't I get should done. I got this done. I got this done in three days. It was kind of internal with your model, be wake up, get shit on. I guess she had done for I wake up my brains. Already getting shit on majority would have

Wake up! I don't know this is how I this is the environment. I grew up in my mom was not like this, but this was my dad. Wake up jewish had done every day, wake up cash, done every day. My motto is work hard get treats. That issue is We gotta get shit down you're right. We need a shirt than what is Ache. Islas motto is dealt with. Ideas avoid mom postpone waking up as long as possible, avoid mama's majority that georgia's, but who is wake up shit at nine o clock at night? I wake up, hold your shit until after three functions at nine o clock at night. Your daughter, let's go, have brisket. Let's do it hey. I wonder I wanted to share this with people Watching those very proud of the studio, ebery, I'm a very much loved the city of yeah everything,

You should be seeing in the future will be weaning off the zooms and and and just doing live podcasts in here we have a bunch logged and then in in a couple months few months, then everything will be rigged. And everything's going to look pretty polish will be imply. All the polish should be in place. We're not quite polished enough or not quite polished yet so bear with us. It's a work in progress, but this work in progress is only here because my beautiful wife, I absolutely love you. I can't tell you enough how much I love you all the things I have. Or because of you know, I never cheat on you, except for with Cindy Crawford if it offers- and you gotta give me that right, maybe okay and alright. Ladies and gentlemen, his podcast without further ado he's gotta netflix by so called the greatest average american he's. My friend we

Or together I love this guy he's gotta very an awesome. Podcast called land, ladies and gentlemen, without further ado by buddy, nay programme, the at first, when I first when I first did upon, As for the amuse me, you and cow can aim, and you are jesse, you know, I'm not really good at podcasts and up was like cool and I have your own blog cannot be enough. What is the. Did you just say it often? No! No hours It looks like this, but it's I I just got back from phoenix, but I just did I just recorded my podcast early where I woke up

You know what happens when you wake up early. I like a burly. I woke up it. Why look up at five forty five this morning. We haven't. I thought, but it's not like. I healthy wake up, it's an anxiety. Wake up here! What have you got there? depends last night, I think pilot Ten o clock. No, I got I added to my. I walked out with my personal trainer yesterday and I had a boy. If a conversation about wine had a phone. How about wine. So I had a glass of wine and what did my recovery boots and I was ready for bed, the second I got home, yet I'm going to bed before midnight. I would say in eighteen, Here's a comedy I would say I mean I have five times for real yeah.

I just do some days where You know we just like you: ve had enough wages are like the studies and he's done, but I'm always up past midnight area. And if you don't really look at it is that we have to be its fresh weapons they have to watch. You have to fight this. Did you find it ten o at night, Jean Pierre did not, and they had their most peak awake. He had not all cylinders below and that's look at myself, you I gotta be clique in a way see as many of you. You just keep your clock child into midnight for setting anytime, you working! That's just you're! That's your five o clock in the afternoon. As well, founded on. Naturally

and so then I can get a little bit of routine like at night too. You know, I don't really watch tv during the day or night. I wanna watch tv, so I like to watch tv on the couch I kind of like hours, something bad isolated. Isn't there is an interesting question. Our walk me through the average day in nashville. Could I have a picture of what I think you do, but it starts with like golf at ten, a m. Is it a day you, like horses, like I gotta, going to horse right after you tie your horse yeah. What what are we doing here? You go, hang out with some country, western music star have have chicken and waffles next. What's next that is not a new issue. India, don't play golf everyday. I play every day, I do have been everyday golfer, lou

Oh, I may sure I at I do something so typical day. For me out, I thought this would be I'll get it. I've been working out in the mornings. I woke up one day with the friday and if I do that I usually have a time around eleven. So when I I would get done at ten, forty five I'll then come here you re for gas and I'll go out and play at eleven I'll go play eighteen holes and then began my targets on school saint same guys. Every day basically same kind of group, we played a lot with a lot of baseball guns, cause there's those sonny gray pictures for this. It's no rats and then might use from sky you up Carl simply yet it is. It is granted love so

he got some great, very funny and some great stories with him with his grandfather, his grandfather, his grandmother play with TED Williams, yeah and first time he's a rookie and ted Williams goes. I want to take your position on a bofa is going to take yeah and Carl's like okay, so they meet here. We're gonna leave at eight the morning when I go fish so cause he's a rookie. Is me TED Williams? Basically, the greatest, and you know it's yeah. Runs own jean. Basically- and you got it pack of beer in river it's an above, ten williams goes out, was no driven spoke, carver was, my guess is deficient either. Any left did you take as a young backs muffler? It's funny it'd be nice to be around their way of life

you should also his first home run was at you eat, but he is it sees it basic services for giants he's kind of a late bloomer. Were they all these guys played a barrier to. So that's where all the national ties all these. All these guys who play golf with played at vanderbilt played baseball back in our team is like top of the country, so La David price went to vanderbilt. You know. Another local guy. I've gone for two mukhi bats. He's he's from here really and I've golf with him a few times, and so he he loves playing- and you know super well, but just to be called me dell, the whole first time we played, I never could yes, yes, I do. I do it big, it's embarrassing. When you're, like you, not forty,

one you're so much older than these people in your life. It's fine. You can call me down yeah anyone who accuses you should yes, sir. Yes, sir, as your, so they will. Yeah, like those as Major gang was it boston, red sox, stadium, fenway for oral throws. The first page out do here too. Yes, what never been that not everything. My first speech to the opposing team play It is used cars. In boston to do it every what yes gets up earth, a bat homer, it's a home run! A crowd lose is it. It was the loudest any aid for the other team up its loud applause I mean I mean that people went nazis, grandfathers danced biggest deal in the world, it is accepted

I called he's like such a greater so his off, so you as tax to every night, like at at night? You guys go hey whose in four golfers adjust? Whoever shows up we text yeah? We were going to get a group text shay mooney. You have dan and shay the year, so I golf with him a lot. Like there's another guy dog is like a busy gruber. Me and dogs, one other guy play using the ban safety since be my nose have been, and he he writes me pieces music right or not, but mean him like. Compare like we. We would always play every week for like two hundred fifty bucks and then each round now that money, just kind of goes back and forth. You've never really been going into whatever, but me and him just play a lot and then then another guys to Sonny. Why there's just a bunch of guys so yeah? We have a group text me like hey we're playing this week. You know he wants to go out, yeah, that's it.

That's a lot at a lot of good works. You get some games. I like my little group and I play with just stick to that. Like it's fun, can you could you? Could you aren't? I with delight you like, like three strangers I mean I've done it. I've been a single. Before with no, I don't. I ever. Did you gonna ruin yeah we're gonna try to go be played like on the road you gotta get my private courses ie just trying to get hooked up. You know We just went away it solely, which is very nice for you, a phoenix gusto national, sober legion, whisperer scots in their cell nationals is that up, extreme pediatric, yeah, yeah, yeah sheep, It's what they gave. You clubs, Yadda bob, buys those named bob bob parsons bob it's nice to yeah yeah your first guy. I ever felt really emasculated not why wearing a mask in front of, could you just tell he's a man like you young, you

I brought a mask the come up in an he didn't have a mask on disease. Outdoors. The tos place adding everyone's been covered, tested that they're like, and I just I just did it at a respected. I just looked at him and I was like this guy serve like four towards. Vietnam he's a fucking, and I was like such a bit going like us. In doing so. I was like I don't I dunno what I got. You know yeah yeah yeah like like bob, I I have it so yeah Want me to mister. I know the joke on stage now are just look which are the same. Like you, ve been to a place where he was uncomfortable to have your mask on Just walk in and you'd like take it off and you're like yeah. Sorry about that, you know like you, just gotta go with them to the gas station. That was like a little bit farther outside nashville and I walked with my mask and I just I just took it off and I was like so I apologize for having it off cause. They aren't you did that you did the joke, you put it on and surrendered. I loved

people say they got covered dog. I'm pretty sure I had it It's like when everybody's got the vaccine. That's all it's about now, the vaccine that you get the vaccine. You know dude. I did pie, gas with doktor drew, and I was I was saying the doktor drew that I have superior urgent ex arena. What I'm saying you know as I go on a one of those rance branded brad and because Tom got hurt and I didn't get hurt and I'm just like I dunno man. I guess I just I just can you know I think I'm gonna live forever and Drew calls me like two days later. It's like I tested positive for kovac, he should get tested and I was like what and he goes if you're going test that out see if you can live forever other bachar her about. But I didn't get it over with them. I was with them within five feet for two hours, never ghak of it. See. I wanted me to be immune to it. Cause you gotta, be me cause you think there aren't people that had it and had no idea, they had it so I really do think that the time you get

I got really sick, but I think it was two years ago. I got a ride out of cancel shows the only time I've ever had to cancel a show from being sick, but I dont till we get sick We always say our immune system or I've talked to people with us travelling as much. We have a pretty good immune system. Circuit negro, all those meet and greets all of a sudden stop you're, just you're arguing system is through the roof. I'm one hundred after all, I've done a zoo shortlist meeting. Reach will shortly due to her sweating all over me and I'm sweating all over them, and I now get sick on the road, but I think I live in it in a state of a state of rock like I think, I'm constantly trying to recover. You know from booze and eating poorly and then I get on the treadmill nejef work out try to sort it out. It's crazy to me, is how much you can run. That's why I would give it out by its you got something yet somethin

how much you how badly now long you're running I will another person. Now, what's up anyway, be right back on the rudder, like a guy like one of those marathon guys, and then you get back on. Yeah hang on one. Second, I gotta punch this dog in the fucking throat. Hang on one second she's killing me moto, moto yeah go go, go, go! Stop parking, you're driving me fucking, nuts,. We put the wrong dog down, nate, be here yet, You know I think what it is with me is, I think, I'm I get. I I don't know why. I don't think I feel like I. I have to do that hard work in order to kind of stay healthy.

So I don't want. I don't want to quit drinking. I love. I was I to george Lopez yesterday, and he was talking about first time ever play golf and the way he described it where he had a a couple cold, silver bullets with his body, and he was like him. I loved it and I'll. I literally was ike on drinking cordite tonight, and I am I and then I ended up having a glass of wine and, but I don't want to quit. Drinking by. I, I think also I don't have that thing that, like I've had talked to a month, will that are alcoholic sickly, jet legit alcoholics like like nick food, heard Nathan's story about quitting drinking yeah yeah swiftly. Yeah you, oh you, her some I talked to law the area yeah. We saw the end of next year like that that is likely jet like holy shit. Man like at an in what's funny as I it's almost, swimming, ocean in and then they go there sharks in there and you like

Well, you see them they're like they're right under you. We were flying a drone. There were swimming right under you. Nick came over one morning and end was like hey man, I'm gonna need like a pull a vodka or something- and I was like, as I sure I didn't I just I didn't We see it as a problem. I was a girl is have a drink and made, drinks, and I was like who doesn't want to have a drink, doing a podcast. I always do you know and and then, and then he told me a story and I was like whoa shit man. I didn't know about that. I remember there was. A lady that worked it calmly, central who had a drinking problem I I was it was almost like. I was oblivious to it like the mai, had only at rome, may. I go, I go yemen who doesn't want to have a drink at lunch. I mean if I do, I can't I'm driving a camp if I got it right and wrong and have a drink and it's gonna be fun, and then you here the story of again, then she would just like get blackout drunk you like what the fuck, like so I don't know I I

what depends on how handle your booze. You also gotta realize a great rob low talks, honour our stone once about not drinking and he had terms of his youth I think a problem is that, like you knows, were seeing a guy. I'm not my job, I hadn't form, but there are certain. When I read water meters but like I did whatever I work for the county other than job. That is an argument. Kid is doing its job to work drop at six, a m. We It wants to examine. Come there. I mean he shouldn't drought used ballade. Blackout drunk and the ages drink, all nine new drink any did it every day, and it was the first time I've ever read where I was exceeded, where I was like dude. This is nuts to go once you'd have to go drink, a fight, he got drop and one day were read all these water meters in a trailer park,

takes his shoe off and throws it at a and it looks it looks like we belong in this trailer park like it was just a normal day. Just even the people were in the water meters are fighting like idiots but it was rather, I would say that you know The problem is like you, gotta be back up it for me. I haven't rain a couple years, but the problem from a number of years is the couple years. I think So now close You don't remember the exact day, I'm remember. I charlotte comedy zones last place a dream Last of all is the last gonna club idea before we were starting fears, he's easy and you never, you won't need jumped into theatres. Never drank, never had a cocktail. Theatres, No, I mean yes, I just do that. I was, I knew his writing comedy, How much like

I have to like the specials will come out. I want to have this material turned around if I drink that and my productivity will go extremely for now. You know that you get excited about I'll, get cyber thursday night at a club and then you got thursday night in a body, saturday prodded his sunday, I'm just trying to get you to shut up. Will you try and jobs are really. I will feel just gonna steal out I feel really bad, especially if I went really hard. I always felt very sluggish in february now do as I like the worst. I can't not bad. I can't You know I don't need a lot of rest, our time I don't know how eager I don't know how to flip that switch to cut off like a ice cream every night. Every night I can go, get a sonic blast like it dream. Every night I guess I'm not the large one and its own

it's uncomfortable for people to see it. That's how big it is Then I guess after your family and I'm like I mean it's too much it's too much for my them I should be able to get through it and I again yet to agree a pint of ice cream. I mean a court, I get gets eggs. What about you? I can see there needed all day long and I have a very long time not doing that steps. So then up so so that that couple by the booze you would cause I've I've. I don't know man. I pardon me, loves the the art the the like the the romanticism of being honoured. Like I miss. I adult misdoing clubs had much. More enjoyed theatres way more into a theatres, but like I, I don't buy also don't drink during stand up. I don't drink onstage I'll bring a drink with me by don't touch it,

I don't drink much you're like a what you'd see give you a drink like beers, I'll say that I got really know. What am I gonna get that much time to be treating you? touch. My water really How do I make a double tito's soda and I do not touch it and I pulled it out and I just go and I he'll bad pouring it Alex. I go, I'm my cabin could have had a cartel. But if I have wondered, if I have like to sip of a drink, in between shows I'm fucking shit for an actual I'm like shit, and I just don't it's not worth it for me, but I also you until the next day, the drinking you don't have hang ups. Overall, I don't. I don't allow myself to have hangovers like that and also, if I work out it goes away immediately. So, like I'm trying to think of a data had like we came back, we came back. Saturday night, we went to san diego mean the girls and women

great saturday and Leon Leon? this thing that she does now we're so go signature cocktail and I get excited it gets met. Like my heart skips, a beat and so will make like a nice signature. Cocktail enjoy signature cocktail and, and we let's get a signature cocktail and I had a cold beer at like foreign afternoon on the on on the porch, overlooking the ocean. I was fuckin awesome. And I tied one on and tied one on that night and sunday morning I get up and, unlike I don't feel hello for. I just feel like I go, I'm not a hundred percent- and so I just the beach and I go run five miles and I go and then, when I come back, my fucking shit, there's a good. I've had some fear me. I saw a beautiful sunrise, a violent, fuckin awesome and then I'm like come on guys. Let's get packed up, let's go down to the beach. Let's go shopping. Let's go find some crystals. Like I dunno I I get. I I notice that if I sweat hard it goes away entirely like it it it's not

there's no successful action. I think that your back crystals, oh yeah, I'm right into crystals right now. What is it I just? I didn't. Probably, but I like the other running working properly, yeah, daughters were in the crystals and- and you'll see this one day, my oldest daughter and I are just having a hard time connecting because I am everything I am. I epitomize everything that her and her generation despise, and so so but she's into crystals in and jury so fuckin by. I just yeah yeah yeah yeah, oh yeah, I buy a daughter wanted to do it. Dive all. It was read out a boy, you know

got two girls like we have one girl, but like american girl, I gotta go by I'm like I'm gonna go buy them like, I would buy g, I joes for a son, yeah yeah. I can redo the girl Well, your your meguro! I wonder if she's going to have a car like we're going to do you know you want to go. Do the whole, whatever she wants to and I'm trying to cram my entire five feel a guy I'm trying to cram my father hood into like one month. So am I trying to do everything with them all day long, so I feel like, I feel very lucky that this pandemic has allowed me time to spend time with the girls cause they nah- I would not have got this time in, and I've spent so much time on the road away from them, unlike I feel very, very, very lucky that we were in right now we're watching the stand. Serbian out we all get together to stand, and there has been great what how's it what's a bit like has has, is natural flooded with comics. Now I heard like moving to national taxes.

At Theo's. Here is burn just rules, most more moving here and then yesterday I mean they're all they're all down here I mean it's been the scene deniz started doing like Monday, new material, nine tuesday. So we can go down like just pop on shows housing the hard boarded up he's told it is always planning- be like. Will we go back on the road then we're not going to do anything look I'll catch myself been again. You know what I'm gonna do that again be either. It's a long ago like what we bought land somewhere, I think they do something and then when I'm on the road. I'm out, Nevertheless, there is a lot of you know. It was thoughts. Dang yeah, let's run our own, show at Jamie. What? If we did something like that, but if we did and then it's going to be, they get you we're going to be on the road and it's going to be over. Do you have your plan to go on the road I visited pete stana plot

You don't know yeah I've seen it this week. It is all a disdain alive and hung round her neck capacity. Have capacity not get frustrated. People I mean like here to seventy. That range sits six, fifty or something they did. They want tax, again glass in tune tables. All that duff wherein it was great. And then I do enhance phone and do the budget needs may undermine the abroad every every shows basic I sought to accept. My in miami is tough, That is the There is no concept like it's not my market. Again. My aim is only market its very it's not your right. It's not I mean did. They have a club is Joe, have a club down there again,

yeah yeah yeah. Do you remember that old club? That would it would this? It would split. I loved it, like you, I was what they did It allows the green room door and open up to the stage you just walk, was indeed very funny to lock the door on someone in the name you can get back here. In their own stage, four november. Indeed, they had like the way it in the middle of a v, so the audiences could seizure baby Now is not the lisbon was can't we're. So what oh you're! So what when do you go back into theatres? Do you think being, as was due reno vegas in July and then lie holy shit yeah. How crazy that. Is that what you say good or bad, but not great? I just I didn't think things were to be open that quick! Well, That's right! Own vegas, can be different august,

is august. He's got him? That's all. I will start august. Sixth gonna fallen back but then that all month could get cancel yeah and then schedule began suddenly, looking at september, There is a need here. Maybe gets these vaccines did. Then you need, let everybody go back to normal I think there's no stop in it. I mean things are going back to normal and allay our girls. In school up in a couple and like a week or somethin, yeah and I and I think, there's and they just said Noah, you can hang if you ve been vaccinated this. I love it. They go if you been vaccinated, you can now hang out with other people that have been vaccinated thanks for their heads up there and no shit. He think I was we think it is still follow. Your rules and I got vaccinated- it is like how do you know that they got back and we're going to you're going to get vaccinated? I'm fucking raw dog and everybody? I don't give a shit yeah

Then. How are they going to know that? How you gonna know someone else got vaccinated. You know, I don't care by I vaccinated. I don't give a shit I can't either. I know that's absurd, but I think they're going to ship. Everybody will be like hey, you, gotta have a ship in your forehead or your arm inside and then they go scan it. You know you're doing this, you do it all the menus at restaurants, where these you do, that you take a picture of the and it pops The average is gonna, be revealed it out and be likely. Rebeck said go away Well, yes, I they should obey. Agreed was May I everybody's have a chance we back cited. It should be one it was said, Often runnin no mask, but let's go. I agree, I'm fucking ready for it. I'm ready fortnight like I, a bunch of friends. There were like line line, skippers line, hoppers whatever, who you know got a chance get a vaccine, they just waited, then the line or whatever and as a like I was like. I don't really give a fuck, I mean I'm not going to do it, but you know,

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it's not a crate. I know. If I need this, I would have just kept watching been like we'll just bill it to me when I did It- Yes, I know, but I'm trying to get that watch back because I d I do what they want for every special edition. What it didn't know where it's a lesion. Only where it out you agog atmosphere. You know You re roller, proud today might agony role, I don't wear it anymore. I wear it like on special occasions like if I'm even a function, a tv show but I, where I have this garment, that I fuckin tracks. My running and I'm running. I'm trying to do two thousand miles is here, so am I I'm fucking charged at recharging it every other goddamn day, I ask only watch over the gulf carmen, yeah yeah I got one of the two. It's over it, and I just gave his back caddy it's a remote push for you don't push it,

it just yes get around it. He doesn't want you back. So you don't as always the walking the golf courses jessica. These I should be doing as walkin said job in the car. And I was keen to back on my shoulders within its like that to be sweet gets bad for you back other gases, remote control, and it is for us back, it's pretty good. I want to stop them morgan! I got golf club. I got golf clubs for the girls for christmas and I got em gulf lessons and then mm and then there was this in order to get golf licenses as one place. They were like if you join the club, but it's pretty cheap to join the club. They're, like we can give you a golfer golf lessons for free. I was like well, let's fuckin, no brainer, so I joined this club and I want to go play, but I don't know anyone there and I definitely don't want to be paired with anyone else, Why are you in order meeting people, but it's a bad idea?

If you know what happens, what happens is is, is all I mean inevitably- and this has happened so many times to me- I'll, go to play golf and bring my clubs all get paired up with it'll. Be me my dad will get paired up to other people or it's me by myself, unimpaired up through the people and some unknown. I recognize me and then I turn it on for the rest of the time, I'm the jeanne the entire round, and I cannot be me like I can't just be like like they'll, be like unity, shots and on my girls device. Yeah, you got it. Does you join the club like a private club right here, subject, burying go play along with japan you like yeah And I go play along a lot like it's pretty great, listen to music or just do whatever, and what I like about it. So much as it's er, it's golf is the Guess you have forgotten takes away all the bottom of this business. There were,

is our business. It is twenty four hours a day when it. What would you think about? Jokes? Are going to be doing whatever, and so when you go go go off. I just feel I'm thinking about like the shot I'm gonna, I'm and on am doing and like it just for four hours. I urge you don't blame myself on. It is, crowded and ngo play in two acts like didn't blows. Do I can raise through a course. Let me take some If you go. If I go hit balls, I if I had all by myself, I break a grow. Some sweat and do it into my hands, bleed and I'm we are. I fucking tear through a bag of balls like I'll. Just above your balls. I will literally just I'll just it dry. Probably the driver may be seven iron, that's it and then I'll. Maybe I'll plot, like a three iron or two iron, see if I can crank that I had a persimmon a few times and I'm like alright, I'm out. I've watched as those made by the reality that this guy

instagram got gas golf club pro. It is no clue pro guy and he just does like aids. A word. He works in a bad course. It just makes its very gough related jobs, a taxis, yalta emails and he said something about what you do with your wife says you wanna play with you any gaza is a first. You gotta, you know ye basic getting. Is you don't wanna play with your watch as each color first call a blockhead go, take her out there and then be like letter. Try it and then she probably did I gotta in this and then not be done. He said, but if she still wants to do it in a volunteer to beer coach and they take root in here and let her here, the bucket at three ahrens, the one to your hands shake in the area. It's a nightmare to hit it's no fun in three yards, I was driving hours. I was true,

and tell someone they might have endured. Lopez like or billboard I explained to him why I gulf and I dont gulf war, the right reasons like I only gulf for thee, holy shit moments like that's. The only reason I gulf is for the four. Oh, my god. I cleared the water, like, I think, you're, going to clear that, oh my goddess of, like I go for every shot. I don't ever play it safe. I don't find a a purpose in playing it safe cause no one, no one ever brags about a lay up honour on a par five like I'll. Want a moment where you go where you got it lightly, planet, we're plan. Spyglass was a spyglass glass spanish bay, special which one is it change bang they were planned city banish, maybe the idea that they were the spanish bay me and my dad, and I am we're playing

this canadian couple and I fuckin tat the drive I mean I really get a hold of it and, unlike I think I can get to the green, greens over water. I got thinking into the green from here and in the guy, maybe in guy just a fuckin sap he's like his eye. I would certainly like to carry it and as soon as he said, that I went bound deftly going for it and I don't give a fuck if I lose a ball, I don't give a shit I'm going for it. I go for it I hit it may be three yards from the pen type it in for an eagle. Only for the look on that mother fucker, face the look on his face. Where I go, that's This is so sick in my head, nape. I go That's who you are that either either laid up. That's why you are this is like that's why you're married to her his cause. You later, yeah, that's what are you? worn in canada, Yeah I weep

we played we play, you know even through you and that's why he have borne in canada born in amerika. I did my shirt off its own bat, but may I put it on my instagram ipod can have my head the late the czech instagram a bore me. I I played I'll. Tell you what the greatest golf shot. I've ever hit, probably the it is called, shall ever hit uphill. Three, twenty five uphill, an I drove the green box. That my favorite gulf shot I've ever hit and then more potted, but I getting over china for poor guy there. What is it score lady what's your at, what do you think you she nineties, pipe buggy golf lay like high yep I hyades. I flirt. I've had it's weird

If I go out and play so like if I flew out to nashville I played with you tomorrow, I would I eye. We shoot amazing, like you'd. Go Jesus you're like a fuckin scratch offer and then the next day we played I'd, be all over the place and you be like what happened game- and I was like I don't think about it now the second, I also paying too much. I have a dislike, get over the hump to start to get back into a regular golf came yeah. What I love about it is how much you it's it's to be a scratch, offers insects like out. For me, I've got down like a four handicap and they give was told to scratch is sure, said yeah, it's it. It is near impossible to get her to get to that point, How consistent you gotta be a bit at shouldn't. You gotta be another all that kind I want to come play, but yeah. You definitely should come in here and play I'd love to I'd love to. I would not do it. I put a simulator my house right now,

what does that tell me about those simulators, because I must now My daughters are playing. I want to get one of those guys. I saw someone's dad turn their garage into a similar, displays gulf online with his buddies all day, yeah, it's so there's a bunch of when you get like there's a track. Man is the one that a lot of the pros use by god and in those also you when I'm getting and then there is a full swing which one, maybe that so your daughter's would love is they're. They have like golf and in this a game when reading she guns and you video sense, but you can soccer ball into a net. On top of also playing golf. Then you can do a lot of difficulties. You play a lot of different gauge. Do you know the most unused scholarship and all of colleges? Are women got no one. No one day they don't have enough to eat it.

Go to some college on scholarship with their women's golf, This is not enough that want to do it again, never ticket where I got could play college girl? went for her first lesson and it was she sent mum. My two other daughter took a video over her very first swing by mean beautiful and I went ah shit kid might be able to play, and then my wife did her swing and it was so gross. I wanted to divorce her as I can. Will it made her look ugly like the way she did it? As I was not holding your body sexy, like goddammit, it's gonna get home, it's gonna, learn it because they have no habits like that's the hard part too. Like so many times. If you play ruin, you really young and never did a lesson and you gotta try to do less now. You've got so many bad habits built into you and if so, how did you read about? Let's stop by digging, The plain and you

Do it right? We give lessons, I didn't they can pick dna easy can swing, is very it's kind of like your body. Just knows how did you it's almost like it makes sense, and then you get in ways where it goes back. I wanna play. Right fuckin. Now like it's funny, I ve been talking about gulf a lot lately and a big fan of a bit Van Bryce in December yeah, amanda fun gotta watch play golf right. I mean It just means children like the fact that he's trying all this stuff and when he hit that drive this weekend and like just pointed at it and went over, I mean that's. Why you play golf, I mean that's everything god man, I'm really bummed. What's going on with tiger with all the fucking shit because he was you know he really got me into gulf. Watching like I started watching it because of him. What that so many people with with tiger like tiger, reside was my, I remember watching Michael Jordan, but I was

You know, but I you know he was when he first started winning and like ninety three I was like twelve thirteen years old, I dunno much ass, paid into the back half the last three at when he retired and came back. I remember really watching in them in love in it The tiger was the first kind of like that kind of Michael Jordan type person, and I watched I was along the whole right again like you know me see what this is about and seeing what he, able to do them. It's crazy, we're all the records every time they do erected. D like this. I just did this record the only person ever to do it was tiger woods like it's always tiger is always the record that they are always gonna bring up and yeah man. It stated to he's the is the greatest these, the I wonder if he be a tough guy to meet the like. You think you. Don't like those guys bible, Jordan. I always heard Michael Jordan will be

You know I dunno after you, wouldn't you wouldn't leave being like that. Guy was the greatest I'll. You know who I gave up you're, an interesting guy, because you you have like celebs be friends but you're, an entrance, You're like a girl cigar, has a lot of celebrity friends to an you guys, don't make of a new kind of like you can just like. Your friend, but I gotta give a shit about who you are, I'm not that guy tiger woods. I would be over the moon about it. I keep saying but you're fucking diver would like I'm I'm I'm still like. I am. I am always affair. First. I think that even a stand up- and I think that is part of how I've I've I've run- my business is going well What I want to see from someone I'm a fan of like what would I want people I love to do and then I just do That, and so I tried I like, like one of my biggest. He's ever was when miss Farley started, and this is maybe not the best way to look at my career, but when Chris Farley started doing stuff that wasn't

The shit that I liked or john blushing is a better example. As I meant just go they should. I, like. I always hear for this shit I like, and that's what I love. I will feral is, will pharaoh? Has I've always known what made what we love about him and he does anchor man one anchor man too. You know too, and any goes It was sweet spot noise. I don't like staying. May I say to myself: stay your lane as much as you can like. Take some big. Things get out of the box, but like I agree. Do I do it do what he I'd I'd told emma complete santa you will get bored with what they do and yeah used always talk about it was our students are one of the dead? The point I am I go with you to stay right now. What that guy, they relied near the kid that played the boy dynamite. It's like

be that guy. When are you going to be that guy you that guy was everyday, everybody loved that guy and then he wanted to do some other stuff? And then it was like. You know they're not on board with like the other stuff, and then it's like we go back to that thing. That was it That made you that's the reason who you are and do that I must tell you that I will like I look at it I told you this a long time ago, but I had a joke about a joke about something when we were the boss and everyone goes other such a bar, gotti joke. I went what he mean and the like are less like. Don't you can't you your name delivering that joking I went oh shit, I can tell you about it about there. Jack in the box, my backyard by my gardener, the car, observation we had. He cut on it. And I can see the jack in the box sign. That was like he cut the other trainees like yeah, and I was like I now I can see the jacket fuck sunnies, I get you don't like jack in the box, and I was like no, I love jack in the box. I just don't want it.

Tat. My backyard news ike went on his as jack in the box and I give you like a crazy conversation, but I, as I do that, like you, you know, some comics will try to fuck with you. I think and they'll be like, like guys so you're just going to you just going to do stand up with your shirt off for the rest of your career and then I just go yeah yeah a hundred percent here too, because the second I go I think, I'm unaware suit. Onstage everyone's gonna go what the fuck happened, a purse He listened to the people we should not fucking listen to. Well, it's like when you start your when you're selling those features that you're like yeah sure it's off. You like a pretty big room, because my shirt off so that shirt I know what it is. I want a big, not ours are funny I used to not have to think about what you're wearing or do you have no idea. You have no idea, I've thought about that, I've thought about a sea only just to get it narrowed down to one thing like

just I just want to where our hoodie alot healing is well aware, the war the thing on the road and like it's what I wear. That's what my things We need it so, Now we can t shirt off your genes, sure doesn't matter merit is now. Did. It was the greatest it's the greatest feeling to not stress. What you're wearing during a special at all and just go, I'm sure the one stress. I have, as I make sure that, like the dogs, getting in bed with me the week before, so that all scratch? My task sounds like that's a fucking game, changer of big palmprint across my chest. But you gotta get than ever. Were you add anything now. No I'm a bit like there's little things, I'm cognizant of like is their lynton. My belly button cause that's distracting. That's very district

I got the were checked my zipper it for I go out of cheap. You wanna slightly, then guy we're gonna. Do that Here there is no use now, oh yeah, I did a show where my dick came out. Yeah. I only hope I added a bright me joke about it, because I think it was in my last special or whatever, but it's I am my dick him. My pants on stage, and I couldn't see it because of my belly yeah and I just it just felt cold and I ended up. It happened. Then, with my wife. What was happening was out so fast that when I say down my zipper. We just automatically up you're, like the need for this kind of stress hanging over us together, you can feel I like the breeze like. I feel like that's how you know you let your finger and hold it out like that, was the

the first originally started out like on EAST yeah. I had I had such a huge chunk. I whittled it down cause. I was like yeah, my my dick just every now and then wants to hitchhike. It just sticks in the mouth and then and I go yeah, it's it's so cool. I can't feel it cause it's because I never underwear. So it's always on a zipper and you will like. Doesn't that hurt ants calloused, feel it anyway. It's gonna nail on the top of it and so is pumped, but one joke I had was true, as it had happened me again in gaol sins and those with my wife, and it was out of my pants and I was walking around with my dick out of my pants. Just it happens, so you say: don't philip is its cast. I just I don't I don't like some people have sensitive decks idle, have of supersensitive dick. Well, yes, against the invisible yeah it's gonna, get zip than it doesn't. You know. Lineages you eat? I noticed that, like the other way- responses to these.

Those two b of the nomes hey, whose your podcast, your podcast, his great I'm so glad you started doing abad, guest. Thanks. Yeah broad based aaron webber to nashville gm as Bryan would always come on the road with bin laden and aaron is a local about nashville. Gotta albemarle shirts and skin our I right now on. I itunes number one easy yeah he's very, very it so yeah? We just did it because of the covert stuff, but I've enjoyed it because it you know just to I I our first date were doing their boats do alone. You know you just get like me like. I don't want do that everybody's doing it. You just feel like you're, just following along with everyone, but it's It's been very, but this stuff happened and it's just been fun to do, and it's fun to be funny and we'll just try to be funny on it and like just want to try to funny. I always do with writing. Joke said you feel. Did you stories? I tell us towards you I always feel like it's hard. We go like I don't know every In other words, we just take especial some tragic rob, dniester video.

Did I don't know where I'm gonna get these stories from I don't know, I don't have. Any real boys in life your next hour, you decided by you know he gave you a nice thing is that I have I have right now I have a big out of you can see it, but a big, a big like poster board that keep on my desk and I just write down bits, and then I of my job book and then I have I am my voice notes and I saw you know at what I did as I wrote a new, our really quick that wrote a new our like within like two months and an end. It was just. It was great murdered, murdered it murdered so hard DR and movie theater saws like as a fuck, but I just didn't feel like. I don't feel like it's perfect and bright, but I I and I felt like I hadn't grown up ton I felt like I was kind of tells them the stories people liked to hear me tell, and I wanted to go.

A little bit, and I want my daughters to be the same. Two more on that they are now like. I wanted them to grow up in a morons, yes, I was looking like I just. I always have my when you say like its exhausting to be a comic, is you're on the whole time. You're on everything is like I'm kind of like got my my ear to the ground waiting for anything to happen. Where like I'm like, I was a bit out of this. This is gonna, be a chunk. And and for me like when you have a great great great, but for me, but not for anyone but how for me, when I know I have a great special is when have so much material. Just all these all these little great things that I can try, stage and little laugh like lit stupid laughs and I can get here and there and then I can take all those little things and plug them into the long form stories and and chop off the jump away from the boat get back to the boat. That kind of

stuff. That's what I know I have a good hour and I I I'm gonna, I'm taking a break for stand up for like a while and like five months like not to nato's at all. And of nervous that I will it'll be got I'll, be away for it for too long I'll have to startle of from two Actually, you know what I mean. You don't go to the spots that they open up. Camp gone they are two year here let's talk about, you may lose at an EU directive on it actually might be refreshing. I think I'd I used to be used to say he had had to come to the club to the store. I was like what are you doing here and you know he's a guy gotta knock the rust off. I have a date of a milan stage in like two weeks I used to like you know I like the rust on a little bit because it forces you to it forces you to re it's like I think the first time you right above you bite your bike every single day like a great believer in like a while, and then you and your bike you like go. This is fun. I've got up on this. As you know, the aids

like this weekend was the first like forward, do in six shows our you know. The first global knights were very fun and then but then the us. You get tired. I just start getting No, I taught him for an hour, and you know when you have. There is a good with candy, always think we'd, just us We know you don't get a moment later. Your ban, a drummer, can go to the bathroom they go to the bath become back. You don't have its when all the attention on you for an hour like you dont have, I remember just sometimes make a turn up to some thought it, can see your face. Justice can be like the guy worthy. Like it's just like it so intense, but having now What, like that much material to very import like to go. Talk you start to go steelers I mean need to be up there for an hour to hour. You know I would always on this special,

Besides those driving shows and I thought about that time, but that on the special where they are women, when someone will leave early needs. You see like forty one if these lights in the face he drives up before the chose over and see. Until that, I thought that the gap again he goes by growing I do in and gasping and call me those. So you do in these drive and say: oh yeah, guess how is it? I said: I'm gonna be one hundred percent honest with you. I want you to know everything I said. I love them, I raised through my hour and like thirty five minutes, because I am but once you yet the laughter is great. Once you figure out what laughter should sound. Like then you're comfortable with it, you get it and I, and he was actually sound, greatness. A well there's one draw. Germany goes what's that they said when someone leisurely, you know they leave early. It takes like a solid form. For them to get out there, and then they turn their car on headlights, go on, they back their car up.

Spray like everyone here, fuck yeah, it's the best I read the worst, but it's the bed so funny. When you see him, I enjoy don t by allowing it to her with the right attitude like you, you have to go to it, we're like us, in. I really is. You have you, don't your think. It's gonna be a theatre, then yeah, it's not so but good, knowing that these people are having a great time in their having so much fun and they haven't got to go out and he's gonna get used to it out at last as flashing lights are hoping to warn? Was like glass do you realize I shall just some response is already. Response but it was even seen. Five hundred cars back flashing lights, the one showing the chicago, is one of the best chosen. I've done my life. With forty five degrees. It was raining. You know like it was

it is almost as close as wing. It's like a woodstock like where he was unbelievable experience it the ten at all, as with the way you do is going like yeah. I want to go see what it's going to be like out there. You don't want to be. What did you do in the coven? I stayed at home. You know we figure a way to do shows we on a bus and weeping. The bus. Any was one the things that I remember when my career is over. I remember that more than I reading and we gotta to experience that people. I didn't go these dude. I bet I am so with you on that in that it was, it was about ass. I mean you know for me also site. You know I had been under the house had been drinking and we, We all got tested got on the bus in california and then drove across the country to start detour every time it did for tours suited drugs and We will drive across country and I hired a producer to go through and fine.

Shit for us to do and my go awry eating eyes, conflict, the floating, the the rio grande, demonic, shut up, and so we had like a vacation going out and then and then to quarantine. What I do is I'd renta, how somewhere and we spend two days in a house, so it you know we're off the robot in the quarantines of that we're not all having. Wanting to allay it was a black that it wasn't like a financial. Windfall for me. I'll tell you that much, but it wasn't your right in that I pennsylvania is one of the funny shows. I've ever had never forget those shows because of how they were set up. You know in philadelphia there were like four thousand people The further caraway was a quarter of a mile away from me and you thinkin, that's just any music You know you went there and the guy's they're all dead, like it's a full crude pilot, a hundred people they're like every single one of them, a bert thanks for the work body and you like These guys haven't worked at all your protruded providing, tinnitus, I would

Never want to, I would never, think give radio from robin Greenwald I'm supposed to do. Tom fortunes are really yeah time right now, I was having been pushing you give all wrapped up yeah you're, right name. It was. It was a blast, I'm really glad I did it. I had a fucking really great time and it was safe and give me- sister went to me in cigarette- did one at rose? What the rosebud, oh yeah, the fright at you were there as well what was the weekend and my sister, who is very coated conscious and just given birth to a baby called, and they were having issues like that was amazing. We got out of the house, we sat nor cars, we felt safe. We felt like we lived a life. We open a bala rosy. We joint our night. We watched the comedy- and I was thanks that that's what you want you just look, I'm you going do it for you so easily.

A good mentality with what you do is and Sunday, I try to take from you is that you do it for fans and I always liked that about you and then I try to do that. It's not about us not about what our peers. Think of us, it's not about like you, taking your shirt off and it'll be like well. Why are you going to keep? Do you like his date cause that's what they that's what they do he's deciding how you and get it lived. The life you live, it they walk away. You are done. It doesn't matter. If you know tat thanks as I like, love your well. Some eggs gonna, give you Jimmy you got. It doesn't matter matter these people they come out to be shows birth control of our careers, and you owe it to all too. Before your team, the best you can send them. Then have a good time in it. They got their attitude into it. It is not good, worker like it's, not it's not gonna, you're gonna be miserable.

It's not going to I'd. I'd tell you an island. I that is a huge problem, First of all, but yeah I do. I try to see. Is close to what I think I would like an and then just go like came in I'm not going like. I don't really need. I don't need. Comics lined up in the back of the store to watch my set at all. I mean. If, if I morgan on something new I'll ask someone to watch it, but I don't need to be comics ever comic. I just need to be good and they will make living and fuckin afford and then and then years look play. Play. Little golf, we aren't, we guy. We sought to come up with a gulf tournament idea. I want to do it. I think it's great idea. I I think we should do it, I absolutely want to do it. I mean I someone actually asked me about doing like a golf charity thing people do that, but I don't was you and all things like all these? We turn him in You can make it a guy like that ryder cup style, like I think, it'd, be fun

or play guys. You do know them on bartle sports but they do a lot about golf. They do are barstool classic witches. They do a whole tournaments wearily. Yet but only we can easily do it. Like you know Well that no one lives and allay it's what you do in anywhere. Yeah. You got me going to do with somebody. You need to find somewhere, that's gonna. Let us do whatever we want. Scottsdale national someone hit up bob parsons, yeah parsons on the phone and scott celestial would be back that kind of idea. Were you Do it where we can go play just ride around and do whatever? you get ass to get played on the road or never Hey real, quick. Tell me about your special, its errors. When it's mine, sixteen mortgaging model do you realize yeah, nice

the eighteen on networks, the greatest average american klaus. Think that's what I mean is I'm an average american and the greatest at the club, We're online content online was great. It was great, I'm in love. This special. I saw that the key and I went back. I'm gonna watch it right now as in a sauna, and then I couldn't and in those days, I really I was like they release clips too early. I am angry. I I want watch it the second. I see I wanna to watch it yeah yeah well I'm excited to come out. We, like we had some stuff happened because it was outside, and so we left some of that stuff in and kept it. I dunno pretty funny newsletter. It was definitely a tough thing to do cause I had to build it normally. Would you be in theaters building up to the special and this one where I had to do driving dates to get kind of the first night is the idea tat get tested, you get it. Two shows, so we had a hundred people aren't any contested aid where mass anna,

I'm doing like sixty four minutes leading up to it personally, First show forty three minutes. That's up quick! I flew if the you get off in your life, you, don't you want to know is what an idea in itself second, so we had the crowd was might in so. I was able to hear some last do the matter. So the sector we got the hour, but any was itself you can see the faces either you know, I didn't hear lass, well want to see them smiling itself you like I, this is get it it can hide their face so low Is there like laughing harder shaking your life good night? I'll, kill him a guy in the second row, they're like? Oh, he has m s and you're like oh nevermind. He hated it. You're like oh man,

either way. I don't think I'm, as is the right one of these parkinson's anywhere. Where love I can't wait to watch a man. You were. You really are one of my favorite comics love. I love the way you do stand up. It makes me go hard is fuck and and I carried watch especial thanks, buddy yeah and that's that's golf I want to. I really want a golf yeah. Let's do it, I'm gone for a little while and then and I'm back eminent I've. Ever I think everything should be opened, went back and I'm going to live a fucking, a life when I get back I'll be I'll I'll, be waiting, awesome congrats on a special brother, goats all enjoy tom in ports. And tell them I said I know well and I thought you let her

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