Everyone random, like us, and its fitting that we have no account today in carnival I'll, be all ports and arenas amphitheatres all summer with the boy loaded, tour, further festival. Dot com get your tickets we're in june. Sixteen south bend Louisville Kentucky dayton rochester than you twenty third that we can well being greenville bristol lawrence vis, and brandy Mississippi deva tell a change less marked, normand, big is or taylor tomlinson, Joey Diaz fortune themes to sample kano. We just added a trailer park. Tammy then I'll tell you later that there's a store. that they told me about her. But the second, I told me I go booker, please booker, please! Yes, she performed

me, I'm not going to say. I don't want to get too much into it, and I guess I guess the venue was like. Ah, we were not cool with that act and I was like that. I'm very cool with that act take that act on the road with me. Today's bond cast is a great one. It is with a guy that we have been We have been talking about for what he likes three years now. Four years, yea first brought him up on open tabs at first brought him up on open tabs. He has an amazing show called carnival it's it's one of my favorite shows it is my guilty pleasure? I love it and I love his hosting. That's why of it. So much is he's such a great hopes, but now has become a good friend and we ve keep in touch with tax. All the time has come to my shows. bend my house, he isn't a mac. The dresser. He just had a baby. We talk about that he's her beautiful wife,

got man, the guy's live in large. He is, and we talk, we talk about my experience over travel channel we talk about our bosses over it travelled gentle celebrate them shut out two hours anyone's name is lit. Yell, isn't it the cashier, if you get called out, we talk about everything. It's great podcasts. Great, hang. You've heard me talk about this guy forever. Just listen to the podcast. Have a good time have a great day, have a great fucking day, have a great fucking day: don't eat three hours before you go to bed and you have a great night's sleep, ladies and gentlemen, especially fitting that this is what I am a carnival. It's that will give you indigestion at my body, hosts of corn of elites. fucking mega star no

Where are you pacing yourself? No, no! No! No! No! No I'm not! myself. I dont you know. I was actually think about that today. I have our our time with moderation in every respect here. So if you are, for me something I take it in it and in an almost doesn't matter like I was doing non dairy and then someone had made a play. The cheese- and I just was like a gift course. I felt rude not taking it, but that goes across the board a minute. It definitely like this morning. I got an offer to go. There's more, my mama I like. a handful of radio shows us woods will still wake up early for when my buddies woody, a great show here in los angeles yeah. No luck

Just call me. The days like you, wanna come in at five am and I was like yeah. I didn't even think about it and then Then I looked at my day like you it above I was wanting to documents they because it so aggressive, it's five m radio podcast or do not podcast trainer fly out tonight at a landing, seven podcast, twelve podcast it one podcast it three podcasting five and they show smyrna and I remember like when I was filming good, which on hallmark and carnival, leads in a bunch of things at the same time, in those nice red rap on setting go straight to an egg, port and take a red eye land and go to a set, and I You should think about in those moments about like balance and all that, but I peoples who have grown up in this industry here and if you ve like had a pound the pavement and it didn't just

then for you one day like instantly all, that's! Ok, those there is at the heart of you that learns that that gets ingrained earlene your career you're. Just like you got a work hard. You gotta take any gig that you get. either when you're busy, there's that feeling of like I don't want to say no, because I don't know What tomorrow holds so you kind of just keep saying yes to keep this like fire burning, but the fire gets bigger. You gotta throw more wood on. You know what I mean like it's, especially when your when your, when your brand is content, meaning like My brand is is TAT walking yeah, and so I have to have things to talk about and now we're getting to a place with our family. Is there certain things that I can't talk about, that would make great content, will make rebutting content and then sometimes content is

it's funny, but his insightful, and then am I get my that guy, like I don't wanna, be yeah, the guy that with big, I look at you tumors like the big ones and I'm just like Mr Blair. I don't think I could handle that pressure at every d like I, come up with content everyday, but it's like mindless just me. Do in my thing he has only have to worry about. If sponsors gonna like Or if my million point whatever people are gonna, do you know it's like that? The pressure of having to come up with new stuff every day has to be in tat. what did the there's pressure to it? But there is also a obsessive compulsive next to it right that I think that lean Eileen into what a guy enjoy a giant, currently enjoy thing thinking like private, like nobody god today I went you're thinking. I was thinking about you. Girls like I was like. Oh, I have these new shoes I warn you of one where em cause tis, no

if the shoe guy, like he'll, get a kick out of him and he'll be like oh, where did you get like that'll? Be the conversation like I'm like oh cool and then I'll like and then, like all the better I dont back. That is why a right that's a good thing, and I did the same thing with you this morning I woke up and I was like you know what I know, I'm out of town would have run on shore with some cheesy like souvenir thing like. Oh, it's, the popular doughnuts another way right now I was like you know it in a word or a hundred dollars and breakfast sandwiches from mcdonald and bring among because I'm not gonna play. I didn't order an hour and a half before I needed to laugh out there's a hundred dollars it though there was broad door waiting for me to get home. Others buggy alive settled at lahti, accounts man I am so happy to have you on this ass. You are you're like one of my my my fear. You I'm told you this before I out yet in toronto- toronto, your hometown, but you want my favorite fines like from me. Like the things I like

and your hosting is so: u yours, just contemplates was like a staple. You know what I said daughters, I went and got. the radio. Then I got coffees from my daughters to before school. Yes- and I stay said what I see you tonight as like. I don't know, and I agreed I dunno as I go. No, I said my buddy know is coming over in their podcast. I was like yahoo delicacy. I go to remember, carnival east and they're like are you being funny? serious tat, you were hard core, I might have been the biggest fan. real and it was so exciting because you were like starting to kind of blow up at that. Unite have been, or are, in all fairness credibly started in two thousand fourteen. Yeah you know better than I do. I bought Y know what I know what was happening in my life. I remember the season one wrap party looking in the bushes and seeing you like watching us. I was like what the fuck is, that guy

do. I know where I was at that point, my life so like I had, I have been left Go from travel channel at the time and was having to you're out what I was going to do with me and I was podcasting a lot, but I started to realize that I couldn't wife I couldn't watch, I couldn't watch a lot of things, travel channel? When I worked on travel channel, I could watch a lot of things on food right because I was so. It was so inside baseball to me that, like I, I only went to travel channel because members of food- I love that show- I love that show, judge general meeting with sharp entertainment and there were like- and I only to the general meeting, because I wanted to know about members as food and then I couldn't watch I could watch I can watch no.

is any more, which was like an amazing show, couldn't watch. I couldn't watch bizarre foods. I couldn't watch the reboot of bizarre foods where he did it via green screen right and I and and I found carnival eats at the same time I found I couldn't watch sci fi eddie when I was on the network. The second I was off the network. I became obsessed right and I was like I think it was like yo. It was interesting, though, because when you like kind of reached out the first timer, posted something we eat. You know you have a show and television a lot of people message and say stuff, but every now and then somebody says something where you are like this- isn't just a complement. This isn't just as something that they noticed. This is somebody who's got some experts, variants whose done this- and I remember you talking about the way that I hosted it wasn't just like. Oh this guy's sport, he makes a bunch of jokes yeah. It was like talking about technical stuff about the way

You know I bring my hands up in a frame early into establish, like you know what a little things right was like. I appreciated that you were kind of picking up on the technical side. Thanks. I was, I loved the little things I so funny like that that the things the snow me, yeah special it. I can't talk about probably specials, because I can break down comedies vessels and tell you what I don't like in a matter of seconds. I can do it all, but with a hosting I was There was a. There was a guy won't say his name, I'll, say it, but you can edit them out. He never looked to the person. He never talked to the person right so inadvertently. The person who has talking Do never looked at him right because you'd see that it's it's like

posting one on one, there's a lot of hosting one of the ones, but like you, don't you don't talk to the camera as a host and go on here with this guy and cause, then that guys like who the fuck am I talking to so then that guy looks at the camera, so they have two guys. Looking at the camera were talking to each other so distract big did an end and the other one, and I want to tell us about tremendous gaucho every working day and you can leave his name in its anyone, Doesn't instagram red who goes hey guys? and they're gonna walk. The number one thing with hosting is start walking. First then talk you do you do not want your fucking liar, albeit that you know it's. It's also you're, your hosting was flawless in your. You would make people comfortable and you would make an end. You always you prevent such a great weight, a button things you'd things in such a concise way. Were you

the scene was over. I didn't learn that in stand up until right before secret time. I remember getting on the prospects of my act and I said to this kid: why do you think they clapped and he goes well? I know I clapped cause. I knew you were right and I was like what and he was like. The story is over. I knew were going to start another one. I was like that was really a story and I went genomic times I fucking hosted, and I would just I'd leave a thought here and people will be like Are we talking about something else? No right rubber right, but it was so fucking. It is weird it's funny. I I posted the bachelor canada, my bachelor I can. I was Canada's chris Harrison for a minute I had a second if we're trotting stuff out, and I remember what and just like a few weeks ago watching the american one that's on right now and it's so funny, because there's that part of you that's lived behind scenes and you understand all the producers, hands and population, but at the same time, that part of you that just wants to like give in and in

had into it, and I still find myself even, which shows that I know the behind the scenes of being like what like he picked her It was so much better and I know you know that the reason he picked her is because she is going to cause a shit load of problems next week. Ah, but it's a you know, that's the beauty of television, it's like even when you get to be a part of it. I watch food network as a fan. I never think of myself as a personality on the network. I sit down. I knock out a guy's grocery games marathon, look at my watch and I'm just like. Did I just watch six episodes in a round died in white, guys, grossly games got by the way and he's done enough of you did again and upset. I won a one we should judge together on that I tell ya, I think I'm going back in April. I said too, I said to someone one time I was like the is after I was done, travel channel. I was going to do press at sirius Xm and some guy was like

This kind of south shitty- and I don't want it so- should exist, not shitty, but when I did guys grossly grounds I it was the nail in the coffin for television for me because I was like oh I'm, never doing television again at that day and it last for a while. I strive as I started again but, like I remember what was it it was. It was It's the dumbest fuckin thing, but it was a ph telling me to go back to my trailer he'll. Tell me when I'm ready- and I was like I'm not that I can die, but I'm like I'm so sorry and it was like imagine the young version of you seeing that version of you being pissed off that somebody told you that you know what I mean just it's like, I always like, I remember, being like thinking about divas and people that whatever and just like, if I ever got famous or if I ever got fortunate enough to do what I love and all that stuff, I would treat everyone

with respect to all that, whatever you quickly learned that like there is that they did, the diva as part of whatever the industry is actually just like maintained, trying to keep yourself maintained at the pace that you're going and that those extras and luxuries are the things that take those little some pieces out your day that allow you to knock out a full. They get on a flight, not sleep and knock out another one. Aye I when we all ended up lonely, loves trailer because we like who doesn't in that light. I love every sailor casket earlier we were like and then it's an italian was like data. They did a child. Just tell you to go back to your trailer right and also a year and the issues I'm not, and I was like: let's go over the lottery is no one's going to say that shit, the lonnie you hadn't sold, and so we went over to lottie's. We hung out at lottie's just gossip comics gossip, I mean the guy came over knocked on it. He was like what are you guys doing and we're like we just fucking waiting. And he goes come on here. Then we all hung out with guy and the kid came over and he was like. I'm gonna need you guys

back in your and dies like we're good that those I so funny. I said I will write african a movie of ice, my executive, congratulations by that I mean like everybody on instagram I followed along the behind the scenes. Shenanigans and I say that I was excited to see it When we do the movie up my bodeguita producer caille said I can see your propensity for being difficult. He goes stop. The whole burka where did you just drop? Was that a triple where it was that scrap of triple word score? What do you mean? He goes? Oh, I could very easily see you being difficult, but you're difficult in the things that you want. Like? There are certain things that I go. It's a free spirit like I don't wanna fuck can be told. I could not. I know by limitations. I cannot play like a fucking small that part a movie. Were some kid tells me I need you, I need you.

Oh my god, I go, I'm I'm I'm so using all night after this p a it's like list. Really don't have so many times they in it as a young. Charlotte, and I know you know this. Where you follow, do you follow the loose rules to a t, yeah and then one day one day, inevitably you end up saying: do they not is it has nothing to do with my comfort? it's it's just a line of commander like a trickle down bully economics of this kid terrified right of this guy who's. Terrified of this guy was terrified of this guy who, by the way, doesn't want to fuck he's doing, and so then, all of a sudden, I'm the one sitting in full hair and make up for twelve hours for a fuckin five men, seen at the end of the day that may or may not be used in the movie run. It could have done here and make up right before it. Like my my thing on this, that was being covered in blood run. I could I have. I have technology right, it's like

so they would want to cover the bottom parts of my hands in blood ravages sticky ran at at at six in the morning. This is, shooting the scene where you got your first period. This is yes, yes, it is a powerful scene and I would I would be like at the first ad did it and I couldn't eat cause. I my fans blood and I realized had to feed you. I sat for four hours not eating and we went to lunch and I said I'm didn't my shot, my scene and I was any does when do we shoot my scene and there like I remember, of the executives is going you you don't need to be covered in blood right now. How about broke. I would textile issue I who had been sitting with his fingers apart, like this provoking for hours in a trailer as I am that guy had bloody handprints all over him. A second later. Where did you shoot that again, serbia, serbia yeah? I guess I thought it was croatia for some reason, but slowly

as I remember, I've made fun of gratiot a bunch cause, one of my good friends from quaker becuase racist fucking, gorgeous I've been is gorgeous, you ve been the probable lot of half of the law as it cause your canadian. What does that even No mother fucker travel like you'd, like like johnny up I see. Well, you know what it is. I think it's just America's so proud of itself that it's kind of like. Why would I go anywhere else? You know what I mean. We have it all right. We've got a lot here. Canada is, like you know, heck, it's freezing, half the what do you got in canada? You've got first of all, let's be real polmont city. Let me tell you something before we talked about about croatia, oh yeah, please. I have a crazy story. You want to hear this. Lisa got involved the crazy mafia, dude, This is as close to store as yet to your world of matters. Worse leaving a hotel like weeds stayed up in the mounds at this really nice? But you know if my wife and I we get in the car who you met- travelling

I met in israel on a box on a tour boss when we were like kids, I may not like inappropriate creepy like we were there. when kids fuck yeah, I guess it at their both kids and the numbers out up or joan add up which actually adds up so were the car and were about to make a right turn onto this. One lane road that is whining thing down at the man is a thirty something minute to get back to the highway and right as we're about to make the turn these. to cut a mercedes suvs pass and I pull in behind them and were driving, and these people are just engine along. And it's like you, know, you're leaving your looking. Can I buy them, there's no way to do it, and eventually we get to this part. and it's now been twenty something minutes and I'm like come on come on like this is nuts and bert I rank man. I hit the horn like: let's go boom brake lights, go on the first su, be boom brake lights, hit on the second as to be, and then like a

movie all the doors open and I'm sitting in this car with my wife looking forward and out of the car gets the guys that are there? We're stand ins for mme fighters in, like you know what I mean these guys have no necks. and their wearing. Ah, like the acid wash like jean like up. Read that you know what a guy I get out and turn and look and dark walking to the car and I'm sitting there like this, isn't good They get closer. Nine like wow, hey. I don't want a problem here, we're in the mountains there's no by yes. They come up to this, a car, my windows down and day start out whenever there I cannot stand what they're saying- and I am I You wouldn't know it from looking at me, but I'm not a fighter.

I know- you're a big guy, I'm a big guy you'd think I'd be more gruber and just rip your necks out of people on that physical presence and I've never been punched. I've never punched He won't accept my friend quarry her wits in public school. These guys, are their angry and then it starts they start trying to unlock the car door and they. Reaching in a grabbing at me. Trying to get my seat belt off. My wife is screaming, like stop, stop stop and like worth more we're, not american fundamental, my black part with the canadian flax and dot That moment where I was like you're about to get the shit kit, daddy, yeah, you're gonna get beaten like bad curl up and just state media like, and then they could drag on warming. Therein, the continued cars grabbing the doors getting jar. I'm getting gave the seat belts on it,

in crazy, and then I see the moment where I'm like I'm about to get punched in the face like hard. I can see the guy clench suspicion whatever and then that, like actor, im, prob bullshit artist. Part of me goes on like it was an accident accident and I try to say to the guy that I was reaching into the back seat to get something in my hand, hit the horn like I'm a fast I was I was. I was driven whatever and she's screen Indeed whatever and I dont know what it was, but they backed up and they were walked away and we sat there and they got in the car and they drove, and we I waited a few minutes and what happened? We got on the highway and I got onto the passing lane and there's a guy from me going in twenty under the limit, and I turned my wife and I was like we're goin forty, the rational, I would warn against that.

scary moment, man had you ever have you have been in a moment where you were like outnumbered? I'm out, like you know like it's it's scary at one moment, I'm very very embarrassed of you yeah I've. I've had I've had two two moments that I wear that I look in reflect and I and maybe three were ike. I But for me every moment of those I was brave right when I thought it was going to happen and then one thing started to happen. A coward and I a coward This we're all John weaken our heads right. It's like man when it goes down I'll hit him with the spin based so funny. I'm now I will not throw the verse punch. I remember saying to a bunch of not even realizing that and not even realizing what car it was, but I used to live next to a starbucks and- and it was a big parking lot yeah there and a car was driving other thing and they just through their trash. They like little.

open the door, then just through a bag of mcdonald's on the arrival of ground. I regret so much instincts, our hey. What the fuck, but also shanna to you for doing so, but we remain on behalf of the plant very quickly. My brain does. What type of animal throws their trash out of their car? What type of right on groomed part? monkey part guerrilla- bear an this false king a breed of some signed. It and expel wrong thought of a do right, like fuckin full had air for airlines fuckin genetically just fuckin, we both come about due to stops and get up hair on his arms fucking gets out. I mean jacked arms right and I and inevitably the car to fuckin to jacked up like you can and unlike what was I thinking,

it comes out of a subaru. I should say something not added that car right and then he was like a google fucking problem with a little bit of an accident. Will you don't know what it's like right deftly where he grew up? They burn their trust in the front yard. Men do a problem, and I would like now to you're not supposed to do. He drives away and he goes you doubled down, and but you could have Joe. No, no, no, no, I said no, I don't have a problem, but then I was like you're not supposed to do that and the guy was like hey and then I was just like what am I doing what they can control when I picked up the stretch I put in my trashcan disaster for it, but it's but there's I'm not a I'm, not a tough guy, and I and but I I look like I don't even know. If I can defend myself and I have in the past. I think that's interesting that you say you've never been punched cause. I've been punched. A lot. You've got a punctual face. That's gotta go I went through a career in my nature, my career, I was getting shot a ton in like film on television,

thing at audition, for whose, like you got the part like too the chest one in the face of a building. What is it with you, standing in front of passages that they're, like one issue, that I got a lot to do. In addition for the sealed I didn't even start reading the lines and they went it's him. We got it and I went awesome. a great rosea, and so I showed up the like data. Bp, a dwp was like ok, meaning in my head. I'm such a can any it. I was like other means. I am a translation, blue collar people right purple, color, guy or white collar whenever which won the the words of one of the authors and then it turns out. I play the husband whose jacking off watching a black you'd fuck his wife. I didn't need to read. They look to me when decisions like a cock, we'll take em an I fucking, bought it a poem. I ask anybody. I love this game where we strongly criticised out and then the other one tries to match it, which you just it with the punch and now

return to your. What was your character, a black dude that had that was waiting for somebody to what a cock watching. I was watching yeah a big black dude fucked, my wife, it turned me on. I did a film called us. I had a plan in origin, small town and I play a character who comes to an orgy with my pregnant wife, trying to get somebody to I the baby out of her, because if you dont give birth, actually science having sex can induce labour. Oh, I know so. My character is like exhausted from trying. So we go to this due to try to have somebody elsa yet at over. That was a real part and I got it. That's what are those where, after words you realize, for the rest of my life is good me, it's what's so funny. Now you looked back it like you, look back yet like parts that have been played and that part haunts the act.

or who played the part like. Have you seen a? What is the? What is the Rosie O'Donnell movie? It's called my sister. My sister rides the bus. No, I don't actually don't like it so funny. It's like a like a movie. She did early in hers relate a person down syndrome right, but she did it in so poorly that you are like you're like an. It was a different time. You know what's going on, but you cannot watch that without going like ranging and gone like, I don't even want needs if I even bring it up. Somebody just google it and said women, have I say the name or not, but ah in university, I played a part in up in a student film that today, oh yeah, it was really not you know, but I was the different time. I wear it doesnt it's hard to say that it's a different time to fuel, because people people of this time don't get it

and you and you go into that with the best intentions. It's like I'm, going to try to portray this character and and and and showed a people that the trial if the tribulations of developmental disabilities, whatever that the the things that you've got in your head, that are like the positive, then you look back at it all these years later. Just like I mean if I could buy every version of the tape, but you guys, but you guys in canada, are I was always. I was always under the impression and correct me. If I'm wrong, you guys were already more progressive than we were in the states. I mean deliver the simple fact that you did not have slavery. I will say that canada is very good at padding itself on the back and kind of doing that, like yeah, we are so friendly a nice. We got our problems. Man there's a horrible racism problem throughout the middle of the country which we're dealing with our with our union with our russia, but it sir it's a pretty good place. I will say this: I saw you live for the first time in toronto and I don't I don't

with you remember this, but there was like a palpable energy in the theater that night and I think it was the first time you did this in your career. I don't think I've ever done it since, but in a row a moment of just real miss. You took your shirt off and you did the rest of the show with your shirt off and it felt like. worse. Seeing something raw ed special here and I know Oh that tell you remember than you would never take that beautiful moment away from the whole country. I know that was that was noted. We all talk about it all three point, eight million of us often that we saw something that probably only happened once it was a one off. As a one off into confirm it today, I suppose so last season is upon us. I will tell you that as a kid the grub border, I am, I am a sun last guy and and our friends at shady raise, have better off,

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Men number one, the men in that crazy. I love canadian men have a a sturdiness to them that were there, though the softness of a canadian man right is, I can do. That lives in colorado off the grid. Iraq. You know like. I was sick. Canada is like colorado, but with a big dick like it's, it's just like the you go to Edmonton and every one of those guys has got a hand that feels like a gloves on it. Already. Right: a bullet love Israel's fuckin, worn out like a glove you ve been wearing. I can't I can't explain to those teachers have been printed right now, as we speak, somebody's up their printing canada is colorado. Wheat Magda did did, did credibly start in canada. It's it's created by a canadian production company, but did

started all like the canadian food networks on food, our canada. It's also assume cooking channel down here and when the show first started, it was on great american country network, but the most one of my biggest missteps yeah. So I can get you know the g. I see our very well farewell sweet, I'm the generation before you like, I was scripts, rubber right yeah, so I was tail enders scripts yeah, the I was like the last person get fired by scripts before they turn in discovery right and then probably yes, probably part of the reason they sold off or just like. I do that that was the greatest company to work, for that was the greatest I I will say, group of men.

Women yet to work for the the the people I worked for the. I think the people that I didn't know many of the people that came in, but the people I worked for Kathleen Kathleen to this day. What what's her? What can you type in? I think she's, head of all dress, I think she's, a director of of discovery right now. I don't know if she does she's in charge of http. De I why fuckin magnolia kathleen dioxin is. What's your lot? Zella firms have set samsonite. I was carried out here, and I was a dumb and donald referencing- arrogantly pick that one up its it's with a k of the deck the tech booth got. My diamond damages their serves a night. I was way are no good, it got it.

So rosy o donnell bit that woman was a blast yeah that woman's a blast. There were a bunch of these duties that ran scraps. I can and in cutting edge capping pitch capping kathy is a fucking, bad, ass and she's she's. Listening Kathleen, if you listen in cap bay, let me tell you-

they'll love. I spoke to deaf ears at that network about the d had any one listened to me. They would all be making huns more money. I talk to them about podcasting in two thousand and ten, and I said you guys on the lifestyle apartment we got up front cement, say yeah. I say your listening to people in up front brag about magazines. Magazines are on the way out. I don't know the fact that anyone is bragging about how many magazines they're moving is is comical considering on everyone's weren't, you using ipods- and I said, anne podcasting as the future. I said you have a built in set of talent. You have a built in add cells department. You have, I said, for a very minimal investment. Let me start the the pod casting branch of scripts,

we will get alton brown will get Andrew Zimmern will get anthony, bourdain will get andrew, Adam Richman will get a nice bobby flay, and I said, let me explain to you: you were ahead of the whole o curfew way beyond where I still am, I'm a I'm a villa really, and I mean that serious. How many people are starting podcast right now? They have no fucking with their doing dude. I just love the confidence in the fact that, in order to align seconds of deleted, it is there's no look. I am. I am consistently aware, I'm ahead of the curve with podcasting, because I was lucky enough to be into it, I was and what I found refuge your bases very early on the I felt I mean I became friends with Joe and started doing jos podcast yeah. I was lucky enough to listen to Joe in time.

I Joey and all my friends and start my podcast now have have. To put. I have three. I told scripts, I said: let please let me start upon casting division for you. I said tat picture this next up front. You say we have the largest lifestyle podcasting your friend in the world. They would have owned it, they would have fucking owned it and they could very easily messed it an hour, but I think they just were like someone at one point told me: you were not we're not in the business of the no net right where the business of television, which obviously no ears that person that it does not resolve their dinner, throwing garbage out there. You can't knowledge that do not have and guards, but they do not have a job. They do not have a job. They are not there not working in asia, russia and so it's been a fun home for car, believes its still good people over other such great out this such great great fucking people did that

and especially when you have a hit? When have we showed its a fuckin head? Yeah everything's, fine irony amber auditioning for the shown. I knew I knew. One tell me about tell me about it. Tell me about the audition. I was doing a lot of scripted stuff. Like I said I was getting shot and things left right and center. Ah, and I was hosting like live events as a part time job because, of course, every actor for the most part needed. other gig rough, so on weekends. I, when I was younger issuing barn, but midst was in weddings and then I transition into corporates up, and I think I just really whilst I loved the freedom, I'm a person who doesn't want a script, I'm super comfortable. It's like if I'm hosting an abandoned its like Noah. We have a technical problem. You gotta go out on state and kill seven minutes right now, Yeah, hey man alive, I'm telling you alive audience when you feel it, and you know that they are there in your head and it's just like I'm I'm in this those more

we're so exciting and I loved it so much I went to my age. I said I'm doing all this ousting stuff and doing all this acting on camera, I'd love to bring them together and literally a couple of weeks later I had an audition for an entitled food, project. I went in and I read the little one patron, the audition room and it was like we're looking for somebody to travel around america eating the craziest carnival food, and I was like that, This is me I was one of those moments where I was like there's nobody who could do this show better. I, felt it. I knew it. I was a huge fan of diners driving dives. You know I'm off that, like massive kind of movement, I knew the format I went into the audition and they gave me a cop cake and they were like just look in the camera. Imagine it's a burger tell fuss about it and we hadn't shot any episodes or whatever- and I remember I took the cupcake and I turned to the camera- and I was like we're here at the fall view: fair

checking out the most exciting, whatever they just like when it's like a whole literal unita, whatever its way. Where we were, we ve got build a better whose hooked up with one of his craziest creations, look at that double paddy triple cheese I'm pointing out all the things I'm the things I'm break, salty, crispy it and then took a bite in the whole bit, and I left- and I was like like you feel good, you knew I just knew it went well, I got a call back and it was like a formality at that point and that we stop if filming it- and it was like the first vendor I ever saw with a guy- was whose name was lobster stocks? if he's not in the industry, any more he had come it's on leashes all over the place- and I he made lobster roles, and I remember just like diving into the segment and it finished. The director was like holy shit. That was great and man we just kind of kept going ever since and it

such a blast? I mean I, I really, I know the food and the vendors name and that's it when we see at rolling. It's like you're, making this with Jim go. You have you have an authentic curiosity, although I'm gonna tell you and I and I've I've always been drawn to curious people, yeah the you have an authentic, curious city whether or not at times you are putting it on or not. I don't think so because I go you genuine they give a fuck. The only other person I know withdraw then take curiosity is fuckin rogan. The areas be most curious. I member I want an amateur conversation with him in saying here. We are talking about an idea he had for something you want to do it doesnt dude. I don't give a fuck whatever you fucking

Do I want to watch because, if you're interested I'm interested yeah like this and that's what makes carnival it's so great? Is that the fact that you're interested the fact that you genuinely even if you poke a little fun, mocking anywhere and any yet and and ended so easy with that show to go into it and be like a member deeper and a piece of bacon. You know this, isn't that complicated is rocket science whatever, but you know what you say, what you want about the vendors there are people who have coronary backgrounds who have years of training, love a passion for food Don't want to work in a restaurant who love the outdoors who loved travelling across the country, I'm so happy that we ve been able to like shine a light on that industry and get rid of that kind of carney. Whole thing that again. A lot of us grew up. Well, yeah, there's just like a lotta hard working good. Can people out there too

One of my favorite carnival leads- and I had this because we used to do birth conquerors all it at a theme parks, and you would get some of them every now and then mostly regular, fair and all these being parts yeah she's, vertigo, fried chicken tenders, french fries hot dog, maybe odds are gonna notes, choking hazard right, but like a one time, we were at a a little. But about mash up a little bit about a different place and they had the foot long. Hot dog, with the potatoes wrapped around it, like date, they had their spiral, the potatoes and they had an I'm telling you.

I took that down the first night in prison and I wanted to make friends yeah. I was like ha ha yeah and not, but I remember them asking me to describe the food and I was never good. I was never good because I eat so fast so like so that we'd have problems shooting beauties cause. I have to eat food hot right and I would eat it before they could get beauty. Sometimes right. And I would eat it so fast they couldn't even like. I they'd be like how was it he was really good right and they'd be like well tell us about it, and I was like you saw me, eat it yeah you could see it was good yeah. I had a hard time with food cause. There's there's cliches. When people talk about food, there's cliches, where, like oh, the that this or that in an end, You never fall into the cliches. You know what I've always approach

whole thing and shouted to the food network into again to, like the the whole like kind of production side in the sense of food. As. embrace me as one of their personalities. I'm not a chef end. The real talk. If there's three of us in this room on the fourth that chef here I mean like, just not my thing, but I'm an eater I don't know why you know when your wife looked like you live such before the child, but such a fun fucking life that every night was like. Let's get dressed up, let's go out to eat. Let's get dressed up, let's have a night, your your your instagram make made me as a dad of two so fucking jealous cause us every day was a new viruses every hour It was amazing. Your wife is stunningly beautiful, it's You guys together. Are this like these, like two pencils

in the early. Thank you gonna be like when they see us out together, like he must be rich or poor thing yeah. Well, I'm a food. I grew up in a bit, family. There's aid of us eight cats- all my going out for out about yet my suno, yet keep going to hand tenor of april with my parents in the house. So food was a big deal literally platters, like kind of on the table so I grew up in a place and in an environment where food was a big part of it, but also like when I say real food, I mean the food that ninety eight percent of the country needs the the led, the raw whatever there's a time and a place for it, but I think shows like carnival leads and when I get to mean a plant guys. grocery games and hosting you know some of the stuff I do up in canada. It it's a chance. Just be like real, I'm, a guy who can explain when I bite in to a bacon, rap deep right, pizza slice, what it tastes like again, loitered in

like just layman's terms in a regular every day, talk, and I think people like connect with that one of the cool things is that your show wasn't so many of the things people have to eat on food. at work are so many of the same things. So many people have the the I'm trying to think of the the the the go tools which are that you know seem. I got the christmas bacon, the bay, the the the the the sauce really kind of a. U S, that thing you eat is like this thing that no one's put their mouth before right and you're, like that's really art really there's a lot going on here. Not eight have been seventy a deep bride items in still. I moments right bite by the something I'm just like. I didn't think this was gonna work you know like this- was a weird combo, but it works sweetener, eight fuckin, kids, yeah

So we tell me about, I don't think three older and find a lonely. No you. My only know you as I'm trying to get the right way to say this, but light say at the wrong shiny sparkling. Oh wow, like every year you you're you're a manicured guy. You you, your hair is always done. You have you always look nice. You have you we have great sense of style. I know you're a shoe guy. I know they're like and an eye- and I have said, is the commune level around the compliment goes. Your wife is your wife is remarkably beautiful and so If you're like a six, will you put that you put you next to her and you become an ape very easily at what point? do you start ago, like he keeps talking about heart, my wife. Bbc classes. You up people in this photo here. If you

we're leaving us? He was six, then, would it look like a for the crazy part about her crazy warned about her? Is that she's getting your ph? de right now in social work. She is really the smart. person I've ever met. I mean she is one of those people were you're just like we're all supposed to get one, that we do well. You know you got. one thing I do. We don't know what it is. I got the gift to get. She got like a bunch of shit. You know what I mean it's like. Let me try singing in vienna guys we're going all sign. You would deal since like its while she's one of those people, but she makes me better in every way. shape or form, but I want another sloppy Noah owner guy kid. No, are you the youngest right in the middle, which is partly part of the reason I ma I'm a performer and fell in love with like entertaining at such an early. So how did you get your parents attack

and one thing, I know about middle kids, there is some thing that gets their parents attention right, like the if the oldest is always the oldest. The youngest is always the baby. Yet there's something in the middle that guessed their parents' attention was it performing one hundred per cent? I think it was like a busy house with a lot going on in your at an age where, of course, you you want attention, you want your moments and I I remember I don't I want to say, my oldest brothers bar mitzvah. I decided that I was gonna. Do a performance to put on the ritz Right years, this is a great saw. I remember when put on the ritz came out. Ritz came out and Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun time Dun and you know the voice, hey man about it felt so all Whatever and I had a move from second, I would do it now, but I wouldn't low out both my knees and you would see bone turned a dust, but I would

jump up in the air and land on one kind of like those like orthodox Finally, I would add that thing and I practices front of my mirror in the bedroom and the day came and local happened and I got in the middle and did It- and I refer to this one because I, like this The point I was just like look at the look at the reaction. Look at what people are feeling look out happening. I love being able to make people feel there, sir, and literally from that moment was was a performer. an actor and knew what I wanted to do. I never a vote I never was like when I might be archaeologists. It was like. I wanted to be a kid I wanted to be a performer, since I was a kid and stuck with it.

So I would say yeah growing up in in that kind of madness. Made me find that way to you know, look at me kind of look at me. Two things, two things. First awesome write one down and. Jeanne, you have your parmesan know. No, have you seen shot at arrested development and it was the city racine put on what what's his name horse them horse din and I use it all have been clearly has a weird shitty sense of humour, like maybe even really legs by gags put on the red with Jean wilder. in that rang a sign of our seem all I've seen him for, of course, on iconic. Whenever zero put on the writ seen in there, what adult I'll start laughing I'll start love it. I will be the one thing that I think about. They long frank lunch. You have you. Have you never seen young

I could not do so. So it's so it appropriate. It's hot on don't hit, don't play at doha player so so still he play, but I also mad. He teaches him attitude another. If you remember this I now, while I got a funny, listen to it because it is, it is the fucking bonniest fucking clip eileen they just who's that hit. This was raymond's dad and he's he's since past Peter. What's his name just the thing, Well now so gets the excited. So for anyone listening who has not and a lot of people, I don't think I've seen young frankenstein it's a it's a gene wilder creates. Frankenstein yeah mel brooks. I'm in l brooks classic back in

and in order think in order to introduce his frankest prevent his seat? If I had to the people they rehearse had a play put on the red together as a dual and because he has a limited capacity because he made him. He has him safe sing, put on the red, but it's it's. I name? It makes me cry. Ok just play, I thought as a new drug move. Lubricant background, I fucking man. That was the one thing I won't run out of able to talk about this or meaning many antonov. You know about this or, if I'm just imagining something different, but what is the? What is the jewish path? So too honor like what I mean. I know the one, the one to brooklyn no, the one to another

to miami. I know the Y know the jewish too, to los angeles, I not to say that I didn't know there were jews and commit I am in a manner that Canada, but, but what is that an, and also a family of eight seems so large yeah is where you were you. eyes, conservative or not what you know my mom was christian. My dad was jewish. I grew up in a family that that's pretty aggressive right. There yeah that's progressive and we celebrated everything I mean like christmas hanukkah easter, poorer, ever. I mean we, you know celebrated off a lot of families, and I feel like us, generations have gone on it. I dont know if this is if, if, if a lot of religious beliefs- but I know that in the jewish community, it's like, I feel, like a lot of people- have kind of lost touch a little bit with like The the kind of you know. The lighting the shot candles on Friday night when I was little we we would do that and then its

slowly. I think, as there were more kids, a kind of became more of just like writing campbell. as for the glow, when the moment of whatever and then it's a kind of drifts away. Ah, it's never been a huge part of my life. It was a big deal when I was thirteen cause. I got like a bar mitzvah I think, a three thousand eight hundred dollars on my back at that time I was like. Why do I buy first, a yacht? Die medication, folk lore of jewish kids, barton bar mitzvah bag, the fucking money- they came in, and I didn't appears that made me keep it in an account until I was twenty one or whatever so I was. I was born and you know original sega master system games like there was no tomorrow, so that just out of curiosity, does your your where I was the aid Kids yeah a huge swing spoke, but all this, my brother Ricky, whose actually an allay resident now eyes in his mid

if these and my youngest sister madison was out on the west coast of canada, in vancouver green thumb, like cherry picking, farmer, Yah she's, interrelate, twenties, so well my dad's, been you know, making babies fur for decades with your dad where's, your is. Your dog grew up in canada. He born and raised yeah and and just love sex. I guess I just you know what I mean when I say: mom no. Okay now, which has married, had the oldest three kept the kids married my mom. She had me Far more, I'm I'm on I'm the first one of gremlins to the new batch, like I'm you're out weight. So which, by the way of quick side note, if you go back and watch gremlins, its can terrifying I always thought of it as a kids movie, but when you go back and watch it, it's it's horribly, yeah scary,

it's not my kids movie at all. I think the poor. The premise was, they were the the gremlins destroyed the japanese bombers ryan. Would woman on that number. Those chairs that, What the stair, oh yeah, yeah yeah! Indeed like why red and she goes up at a hundred miles- an hour blows at the embassy gremlins forever. Why is that not a remake dude? I literally it's happening right now, one movie from childhood. What would it be? An who'd you cast bugs him alone probably nobody remembers was got bail, jody foster above all, its bugsy malone. Is a movie where there's no adults, the war old is only kids but their gangsters. It's like the time of of like tat, me guns and, unlike so the cars, old, timer nineteen, fifty whatever but their petals, and the guns shoot marshmallows, and when

you get hit with a tommy gun marshmallow like you're you're you're dead, but you're, not I mean it it's a musical, but all both of these kids. Look at these forecasts. with tommy guns backing this kid up in an alley needs a darwinian. Tell em big put on your dad tell whether, like a fat, sam on him. Whenever game was, everybody was playing sure sales and there's a voice sought her. Why railway yoda in one of these movies words, like you, didn't mouth off to the kids with the union, whatever. If you knew what was good for ya like anyway, this movie man, it's a hidden, Jem Jesus. I got a carefully about the slip asked me, and like I will look at the fire look at the time yet he's in the barber shop with like gettin, there get their hair cut with a heart tat when somebody comes up instead of the next slice, they put a pie in his face, a marshmallow pie,

to imply. Like he's done, I want one of these doors bugs him alone. Oh, when we did the renovation on a house, I put in a beautiful home theatre in the basement, I was this close to having some kind of like the piano If the play three notes are like something that unlocked back door right, there isn't really a door know that so that was going to be. That was initially going to be a a fake door. A fake doors can be put in there and then it would push out and open, but there's something wrong with it. I forget what it was that was wrong. With it, but we add up, I want that to be a fake door. Rack I didn't want. I wouldn't know, there's a gym on the other side of that but I believe that I've got a lot of what has been said here and I want to build a safe room. There's what I want to do, that my wife and I was like, like, I want a moat. I wanted a tunnel, but this is it. You ve got this beautiful

stay another I wanted. I wanted to mow, or so, where the weather, trees? Are I wanted a moat behind the trees, because index would destroy the routes, but what hold on what kind of we're talking like a medieval moat, where, like like watery in the shaded fuckers a lazy river atlanta soap most so I was. I had hold her on a coy pond, meaning like a coupon moat right, but it became super complicated because you'd need a bridge to get over to get the cars over a week ever been the tour bus over the over the bridge and saw the son you like. Ok, I fuck em out, then I wanted I wanted. This is the big one. Is I want a bomb shelter a bomb shelter under any. So we need you we had so much time during the quarantine where this was just land and we were trying to figure out to do with that and our buddy went on. One of our buddies is like a big idea.

Followed through guy right and he was. I need one of those years bomb shelter he's like now's the time to dig it in fuckin bomb shelter, I don't know his name, but I like the biggest movie producers and this in the country- I'm not a doomsday proper, but I watch the news I I would feel a bit better if I had a underground bunker that I could stay in for a few weeks or more so then we were like our bomb shelter right, but our doing it like legit, or are you just like our you're? Looking for a place that you can go down slit those metal, where's, closing like hang over bit, what is it that filtered air? Does it all? Like? Three years of canned goods filtered air, but no years of can good here. Is he ready for the the caveat you eat your bomb, shelter

I no by the way just there's one neighbor. I couldn't I couldn't catch. He he's he he's a fucking wild card. I could catch three or four of my five neighbors, but they're too old to eat right and a tunnel from the bomb shelter into the house through the basement. That was my plan, but they're too old to eat there. Just you're worried that it's like it's going to be it's like like we're ripping off that. It's not fall off the boat, no yeah! This is dry over time. The you wanna tunnel going from the bomb, shelter back to the main, how russia may now so that what you can put on the the gas mask pop up into the main house grew

I have a little liquid death and get back. It was really a little bit of zombie. Ask like I'm a I'm, a prepper in the sense that, before the before the apocalypse before the pandemic, I had said to leanne I want. I need something to drink, filter, my water with rack, and she was like why I was like I dunno just fucking something I'm going on the fucking freshwater rack. She was like. Ok, let's not go crazy. I said: listen, I'm going to stock our freezer full of meat frozen

it ran just in case and then and then I said you never fucking know you never know, and she goes in what scenario will we be locked in this house, and I was like I dunno about a ton of pasta and the tuna pasta, sauce and beans, so I bought a bunch of shit that keeping the in the in and tons of frozen meat. Like a freezer full of frozen meat and a ton of booze and the day we went into lockdown right now we get we're in there they're doing stay at home waters on monday or sunday and we're driving across country- and I said, do you need me to pick up anything they had in the middle of the country. Hadn't believed in the pandemic, yet still stop at walmart's right as she goes honey. You are ready for this. I was like what she goes. I well. I've been making fun of you in my head for this fucking garage full of food. We are set, we ve got tons of possible got tons of me. We ve got more an end and you know I. I startling

the death in the cases I ought to the ceiling and my garage, you have fucking I've just first, my love liquid death yeah, but I I I sign up. I get it delivered in my house once more. What once week, I think and so on- I love it, I love it. But, more importantly, it's nice to know you have fucking drinking water and so I'm a little bit of a prepper like that's why I thought bomb shelter tunnel to the house through the basement door panel door that you don't know the door back to your secret door guns. Let me tell you something asking next crowd in his guns about god, Is there a? Is there a six shooter under that side table taped to the bottom of it? First of all, number one rule of having guns you'll tell anyone where your guns are found last a path that there's one more test, we'll see what happens, but that's impressive. I bought guns. I bought guns before the definitely before

the pandemic and are you ll tell me how many guns you are- oh, oh, I'm, stockpiling, now right now, I've I've cause because stop. What has it is done? Don't know no single did tilted you're still. What happened is the pen that, during the other fires and malibu, one of my hard core liberal friends, was Hey man. Can I borrow your shot, gun and ozone it's okay. So now we know you have a shotgun. I have a shock. Okay, so that cats, the shotgun I got, the you don't have a pump action. I didn't get the uncircumcised. I got circumcised. What are you gonna sawed off? I don't have it right. What are you have I have wanted. Just was hooked, This goes you you have to put in the you shall have it in the cells right, a shoot it, and then they come out bead on vote, so return it begins slightly yeah

I changed my mind so up so what it's like to the marriage. I want you to run them And is one of my favorite fuckin radio hosts ever and he wants I'm told a story. Is my favorite, my favorite ronnie be stories he lived in florida. Robin florida. He was like the big radio guy in florida. When I was a kid yes and he goes, he has one of the best and worst. since I were made one time iranian after hours bar and we only got a coke, but we know how many booze I know the owner there I know he's- got to lose It knows a gun guy, so I say: hey tell you what let's stop by pick up a couple of guns, we'll come back we'll trade them for booze trade them for a little coke. The guy is going to be cool with it. He goes great idea. Great idea on paper until we walk into an after hours bar

brandishing firearms where's, the bad guys. So so are so. What are you thinking about? My nobody wanted to borrow governs like no man, that's the deal we when you are a when new post online about gun control, right don't get to borrow them when you need them. You have to stand you get used to it. And your ground brother right. Just let them take your family over. I tell him, I mean his fault for not buying. Lying under ten guns do as we're talking about this. I'm buying more guns. Now, if you like As you said this I went, I haven't, bought a gun in a while, it's like. Why is he on his phone you're, literally ordering up to six gb countries like iran, give a gun. I bought a fart gun yesterday, bert, They look like a canadian I'm who grew up, who grew like a wolf

wilson staff come into your front door, a moose me. I love that when they're cooked traveling as a group yeah, ah, have you ever seen a male fully grown male moose. Ah, as if the alas, airport board of tourism in alaska, was like. We need him coming back. You, the moose, do not movie that's from pew the dear no funny farm have yours funding for me, J Susan, nano little tractor on the cover do that movie is so fucking funny on so levels, and I couldn't get my wife to like it. She is when he goes egos, they dig at the dog and goes look at that dog run. Look at that dog run. He's still running right, I'm a christmas vacation of chevy chase, there's one movie, and that is it him I mean flesh, is pretty epic to putrid flash by christmas vacation is the movie

recent inclusion and big Lebowski are the only two movies that I think I could write the script if I didn't like, if it wasn't on that, I think I could like do. You talked about big Lebowski. Big Lebowski is a movie I I was told about told about told about yeah, okay, fine I'll watch. It watched it by myself, thinking laying in a bed laying in my bed when I lived over by hollywood highland in atlanta. My bed now turned on Sat up in bed, hit pause, went upstairs, made myself a white russia little a joint and continued watching it and like this is I mean it is so great yeah and I'm terrified to open the door. If I say one line is just going to create a flood gates of like epic moments. Those are performances like John goodman, that that is one of his greatest performances. It What does this ship Sohmer shouted sovereign father, but are wrong

while the Jarvis obeyed job he's, got a gun, oh yeah, he points it at the Jesus. What so, then, let's talk fuck with the Jesus must talk like we were taught. I we were talking about this on the tour bus movies that defined your sense of humor as a kid yeah. Now I got lit up because I dunno why it was one of my friends that lit me up. Yeah was like oh you're, not going to talk about. I said, but maybe I said that was the greatest comedies right, but these are obviously the ones that form your personality fine you yeah watch these comedies, any part of you becomes either tie taiwan we'll call it in is a trainer and in caddy shack. oral or or ronnie dangerfield. You become you one of those characters you yeah you lean towards, and then it informs you as a young man and then you

watch your next one. It's a little bit of flat. You go yeah, I'm a little fletch, I'm a little slick, I'm a little! I'm saying the joke we're I'm getting and yeah, and I would A chevy chace was a big one like when I think about you know even cutting shack like his character in that chair these one of those people that again, because I'm so an improv kind of like I love that freedom of the no script, all that when you watch him, you can see the script supervisor setting off camera just like what in the world is happening like. Ah, you know the it's so natural everything feels like he's so real because it is it's like he's, got a sense of what the lights are. There's a moment in caddy shack when he brings the bat like beautiful blonde girl. to his place and their hanging out he's playing the piano in the whole bit and he goes over it. At a period to poor whatever and the top he's,

already opened didn't clearly had a separate whatever he paused heavy worse, the draw up on the wall of the open right there? that's not in the script that is not written in the in the direction that is a moment of like maybe they did it take. It was open and he's like leave this one here. I guess it's and that their gag and that stuff is like that's the money, that's the best What's wrong what's funny and I think you can buy speeches more than I can give you ve done it more acting that I have but like I I watch that then I go have these sneak that in later, because when you, when you do a movie, you dear, why you'd singles you to me ass, maybe like at what point he just did that once and then they use that one shudder.

The editors man. You hope that you get an editor that you know matters that defines a beauty whose funnier just yet it don't don't just don't don't think about it as an actor in any improving and you get watchmen seen whose but- ready, shabby chaser, Jonah hill chevy chase soil. all day, long, Jonah, Jonah hill, all day, fucking long. Jonah hill is so talented. great? He is so fucking good, Have you seen him in war dog? I was about to say if you took super bad wolf of wall street and war dogs, like think about the three characters he plays in that and the demand that the rain but fuckin de jangling, chained yeah in the jane he is so good and everything he does yeah and then I go. I like I don't want to be an hour. I mean I want to be an actor. I guess I can do it myself. I write things I want to do the only thing

sit and I don't want to be an actor the machine dropping on an open like meaning, like an actor actor actor rhetoric. The one thing I will sit in air and make up all day long, the trailer and although the child tell me when the when to walk out. If I get a chance to work, Jonah Hell, why just more watch work while on a watch work owing to see how he does it. I think I bet if you watch jonah I bet, I bet Jonah hill makes people better actors in their career. That's how good Jonah hell. I don't think John. a hill understands how badly you want that to happen. That p is the bane of europe, existence, and I will be willing to deal with that PA again just to work with Jonah. I would not deal with it with to work with chevy chase wow yeah. I wouldn't because I because I would have wanted to work which chevy caddy check. I I will say that I saw a chubby chase on an online. There was like because again I'm a big time christmas vacation fan somewhere He bought me a intermit sit down virtual, sit down with china.

be chastened beverly day Angelo and it was like a hundred other people and it was like you could try questions and they would talk, and it was so awful- they were like they didn't, remember any of the stuff he's lying dirtier athens all over the place is one or no beverly. I think that first time we met you're lying down. You're, just Like you there's a bunch of families in your job, it was it was not the shabby than I am had something must have happened to me. Nothing but trouble with John candy and inaccurate were dynamic. Roy, oh slip up any. Oh my god. What would I do that movie gives me the creeps, because it's awful it's awful, but it it's awful, but it it taps into something I don't like. I don't I mean about the game like this, but taking away of my freedom, I was gonna, say there is an odd uncomfortable

uneasiness in that movie. That is not find it's just like upsetting. They like the idea that you can't get out that, even if you thinking thinking about although I just I I don't, I don't even pulled up, I don't like it and when the trains going around the team they're topping up their hotdogs, it's dan Ackroyd, sucking on that sauerkraut dog, with his penis nose, get that off the screen, just get it up and there it is. Don't look at the screen bird, it's whatever you do don't look at that. Big movies are those terms on the screen? Don't look so then it's gonna, let pull up just chubby chase is a guy that he kind of he kind of I hate to say this created all of us all almost comedians word in grew up in the shadow of of him yeah bill Murray. I mean bill marine chevy chace are like two: deeds are not and like job lucia, I mean his lifestyle,

I leaned into, but I I liked the I liked the sexiness of I think I would I was so boring. Was an epiphany about a share? I think I'm so boring really that as a kid, I thought that the drugs in out- I would make me interesting. Make me mysterious users are you're saying you were so boring as a kid. I was just the guy I run have depression. I didn't have a dynamic badly, Well, I've had a really great family and I was good at sports, but I wasn't the best I was just like. I was like a regular. I just was like a ray like a c plus human being, and I think I remember I didn't have a good. I mean I I didn't like an insane sense of fashion. I didn't. I knew it. I liked not like that and a simple things like being outside like being liked fishing, playing in the mud. I liked fuckin baseball. I, like I liked all those things, but I remember there's gonna sounds crazy. This is a very thin

be conversation. Maybe you at the right time to put your habit. I do my therapy on my phone. I first time I got. I had a drink the next day that feeling of behind over yeah. It made me feel who really come on walking through mass brothers and announced this. Is is, is extremely vulnerable thought, but I remember I remember thinking place. Does anyone know how cool I am right now, like I'm hung over I'm in ninth grade, I'm in eighth grade ninth grade, I'm a little and, unlike me, like a baby, I laid shades on. If I had them, I wrote a problem, but I

I was so I was so needy for, like maybe it, whether it's approval or whatever, that I think That's what I found cool about john pollution. Chris Farley right was that an end and an end to associate that like drinking parting thing with coolness swallow it nor here's what it very interesting about this. As I didn't really drink, much college, I didn't drink much. An ice for dinner. Much in college, it wasn't until I went to russia when I was twenty to that really started drinking and I was drinking with the mob em. We were happy fun right, and I knew that I was really funny when I drank like what I drank with Am I was a little loose rifle car rattle, say

things a little saying. The thing I didn't have to think twice about liquid courage, yeah yeah and then and then, as I got the comedy I was like. Oh, you can just do that sober all, so you can just say the thing you're thinking about. I never clicked with drinking really never liked it. Man, I I I never I. When I sit down to a meal, I never crave that alcoholic component and all our vices, which your voice, I enjoy an adult cigarette smoke. Well, listen! I'm in canada, its fully legal coaster coast, o o o o o b like now get out like us like us, the actual nicotine nicotine cigarette is touch my lips three times. Two of them was in a play real. and once was maybe I was holding it for somebody and I had to like grab something with both hands. I smoked. I never smoked a cigarette two weeks ago for the first time in like for the first time in twenty twenty two, since I was twenty two,

his old, so twenty five years having years first time in twenty seven years, I spoke to cigarette buddy. I will say a neighbour Tom segura yeah? He started smoking again and he came outside. I go. You fucking smoking. He goes every now and then- and I was like he's like you want one and I was like yeah. One is almost secretive and I'm forever. then I'd want. I couldn't help it as saying messages carved up. My lungs are really soft. I can inhale weed. I smoked a blunt watch, movie here today in our in it in a screening room. I spoke to full fuck em out and I loved it and I, and it wasn't that long ago that you weren't real dabbling in that we're. I like I, when you were growing some plants bag. It wasn't you spot, you aren't you weren't partaken ears. It then I liked to single demise drop and you were a slob ocean. All the big fatty I've gotten more into marijuana them order. I've gotten only because

what it does for me now, as if I do lighted like the little dog walkers yeah. If I live one of those by drinking it's over. I got alright, so late, so you'll use it almost as like a it's like a fucking like an arabic, three like yeah right so like like to to not not not tonight but like tomorrow, night I'll, be in new york I will I will do a show with my with my buddies, big giant dan soder tomorrow night, it's where the bonfire and we will have drinks us. As you just hear somebody hitting up on another server, my sink it's my ice, really, but so then so then, and what I will do as I will. I will inevitably smoke a joint with them and that joint will curtail all my drinking for the evening

and so you know I just find there's moments where it's like. I like what we're going to see: avengers endgame yeah, I think I'll hear a little toot, but but so like. If you go to a steakhouse, you don't want a martini to start the night. You don't want to know cause. I I vodka tonic would be my starting drink, and not I'm not shitting you, the white russian because of Lebowski here is my enter, maybe a nice pairing I'll. I will glass of wine or sun. Whatever I mean, I'm, not I don't I just do it. Nosey, total there's just out. Will you go to elicit get me on the beach ass they remain airport. disk in my hand and a couple of cold ones, and I'm right I'm ready to ride the ride. But when I'm so We get home. I don't have that. Like that moment, this podcast has brought it.

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or ville on, netflix or say you have just said. I will our nets? Have you watch any episodes that no I haven't of downloading and hello download? Can I join this? Everyone said I heard a concept. I was like first, his stop that I didn't come up with it. second wishing that I was more famous that I could be on it and then third pissed off that they only did four episodes Conan O'Brien's episode is epic marshawn lynch was fantastic for people that don't know it is a thirty minute little scripted cop show except the celebrity who plays? Will our nets cop body like detect a partner, doesn't know the script, so they literally walk into each scene. Now knowing that the improv their way through it, it's superfund the I am eaten detroit,

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Didn't you learn the hey? It's not about meeting an improved class right. Can you not go so over the top that your characters, all I can see right and in No one movie. I found that in the most, this is so random horrible bosses to businesses that whatever hurry up ass? His one was fucking, amazing, absolutely and then the second one happens, and now you ve got charlie day said davison bateman and they are literally all do when gags over each other. At the same time, each scene is all three of them, I'm trying to like gag out the other one wonders, and I don't have this generosity but there's a generosity and great improv actors. Listening like that, I am not that guy, why abandoning probably does not right and for me I think, that's what people have enjoyed about. Whatever I've been doing on on you know online or whenever is that,

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I was interviewing dwight howard at the n b, a all star weekend, a bunch of years ago. I used to do hosting, suffer kia and I would interview a bunch of the players and there's this massive crowd. He comes out we're doing the fine interview and I like to end it with like a fun little. You know whatever at the time he's about to be traded from orlando size. Like Dwight. I can ask you one more question. I wouldn't be doing my job. If I didn't ask you this question and I can see that he's just like fuck, and I don't want to talk about this at all star weekend. I was like you're stuck on an island. You can only bring three things you, what are they so he's like aura is ica ipad? I was like okay, nice watch, your shows they whatever is like a maybe the company of a beautiful lady and all the you know. Everyone screams, I'm like wow, lovely and what's the third thing, and he goes uh. Summary, and I'm, like oh submarine, get just float right out of their his acknowledgement. Summary

like all like a submarine sandwich no man something to read like the bible submarine. Ladies and gentlemen, Dwight howard, those ball with where it was like. Why you, really you gotta, listen, you got it you know what I mean your bid distracted you here, whatever summary submarine, someone raise emory, had of course been yes, a reference to the bible like he could be like the maxim magazine. Howard's gorgeous, isn't he said, could look him if we pull? picture of dwight howard hughes, like you know, that's what You want a man to look like Heaven garnett. it s. Our net is, is more skinny right? Well, I maybe I'm a little basket. He's got the oval shaped head. You know us us oval shaped headers twice a year at us fuckin I mean twice a character. Now I mean he's like he's like I didn't a video game where you get too like add in all the weird shit you bought at the store, unlike pick any hair-

who, in any armband combination I'll, tell you on a pivot, the most charming man, I've ever met. Yeah is charlie day. It's not right. Charlie day. Nothing better. It doesnt matter fear celebrity whatever you still look at people with admiration with respect, there's nothing better than meeting somebody you like and then being awesome charlie. I charlie day, I'm a twenty day and nineteen. Ninety nine. Ninety, ninety eight in our twenty six years old, epicurean mass on sunset, my body croix and I think another one of their bodies. We all went and got tacos, and they like this guy charlie's he's he's, came out to be an actor

he's named bob guided. I think that all trees are sunny in philadelphia way prey right now. I am, in my opinion, I'm just being honest one of the more entertaining people like. If you have a story I can, I can keep. I can keep you entertained right, charlie day. I have never been more taken aback by how fun and funny a human being has ever been and I've met. I've met the funniest people on this planet. Yeah charlie day was so good at just captivating you he was fucking yeah fantastic and I haven't I've and there's a few great guys from that group that you're in summer the elder yeah in summer elders as name who's in last, he's in like vampire diaries. Alright, he was someone who, when you met you kind of, were drawn to his pull him up. You know who we're there, but he was someone in that group of guys

we met and you were drawn to. You were like something fuckin really intense about this guy yeah I mean: do you feel comfortable to flip this coin and and share the opposite side of these stores? Is there a person that you were like pumped to meet and then afterwards, you left- and you were like that in summer, a mustang, his last name right so er. What somerhalder right he is. He was falcon all razzle dazzle, I mean really did he was like a you know what the thing about him. was an axe and acted like I said I only by only met I would be shocked at either charlie or even remembered me, but you know they went on that. Huge career, so you remember those types of people- and I I remember running into in at a crunch in in the in the the lemley pas. I think it's called crunches and he and he was like two handed handshake

piercing eyes and then I do want to see again and knew my name and johnny knoxville fuckin. I do not feel the same way the whose bad, whose someone who didn't spy, work well for me and all of a sudden I don't mean person, but just like one of those like oh yeah, that wasn't what I hoped for and like for me for sure. The first time I met you I would cite just the air sucked out of the room. Like oh he's like it's, the it's, the internet Is that while some day something where I was like how come I consistently said as I that day and then I'd watch them interact. Yeah. It was like how come he's not fucking famous right. Everyone said that yeah there's a comedian that we all know Godfrey. I remember I still this dangle. Why is he not more familiar? I remember me Jim talented cynthia. It only determine in fact it's a fort. Unfortunately, towns is not. Let me

I'll have an example of someone who I met. Who was successful like I don't see it I've only heard rumors were his wife hasn't. Is that whatever she might myers was not his fun in person oh hours. In order to make matters now. Ok, then, I can definitely Tom's agora, his idea I remember I remember when he started again since s laws like yours are you getting famous than he was like? It is george gus stands as van delay, industries and energy by fiscal. Margarita is ever going to get past that can arm snap. I mean I, u say his name and all I see is like us skin, sack like a weird sock of skin,

flop and around it really affected me. Wiping about a roman, oh, no, longer play basketball. I think, if you look at the activity levels of white forty year old men play basketball, just dropped immediate, likely nothin. I don't want that. To be me night. It's under was shot smartly. Charlotte acts happening summaries of peoples, a busybody. We get in the water rightfully, so he worth parachute one time he had we just bob ray who is he gonna auction? Usually the arts in them off. He gave them and they gave the monetary. I remember cigarettes, be unlike the. by new him. So well, I knew so well and tom is not someone who does he does not. He like he really does not care, but he does not care about it. What he cares about is what he cares about.

right and the things like what people say about him online or think about them online or put in the comments section or if you go to dinner, if he, if, if you walk away like, I don't remember that guy none of that shift registers to him at all, he has. He literally does not give a fuck. So when he started getting famous, I remember being kind of shocked cause I was like, but you don't even give a fuck about that right. And he was like yeah. I mean like that. Som he's just out there snapping arms and making dreams and I'm sure I could think of other ones, the I'm trying to think of like people we know I could mean I could gotta, be a no? No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! I'm good one minute, while you're thinking, I'm going to say a great bill, Murray line that ties in again. He said everybody We want to be rich and famous. I suggest just try rich first and see if that doesn't answer most your problems.

You know what I mean it's like yeah. I like you, do and the problem with pity, but because you are a p, person you embrace it is like for me. It's the same. I I love getting too make a moment for somebody. It's like dude. You won't take a picture your goddamn right, I'm in a stop and take this bigger, always and make it an awesome, because I may go on to eighty more moments, but you're gonna remember this moment and if I can make it awesome the That's all it's we noted is. Is it and I think. I'll use thomas in his apple because he's my friend like say anything I want about him and he knows that. I love him and an anyone. Listening knows that the worst thing I can say about Tom, he said words

Well me right, and they know I love em know Tom is not impressed by fame. None of that as ever registered with him. There are a few things that he's like he loves sports rights of you're, a pro athlete that he follows, he'd like to talk to you about it right, but like he doesn't go chasing right, which is which is the what is so ironic, because people like MIKE tyson or had sought him out because their fans right and he's just like oh yeah cool, whereas I as a child was impressed by fame was from me something where I was like. How did they do that right? I remember meeting my fate. First famous person yeah, but first famous person I met yeah was well smith and I was like they really stand. I was like how did I'm everything and how did you do it? You seem so comfortable, like everything was like a magic trick to me right. He had a range rover and I was like and when I'm when I was a kid

it's no wonder a range rover range rover was like was like a fuckin dragon, but no one had them in Tampa. Right and- and I remember being like whoa, I would have my head: would have exploded off my shoulders if I had met the fresh prince at a certain point in my life, twenty five twenty six years old and I would walk through places with him. This was the coolest thing was to walk through a place with them. Now watch it'll be like the it was like they were, and I've said this. I've said this analogy before, because it's accurate, it's like seeing a great white shark right. It's like you, you hear about them. You know they're out there, but when one swims by you and you are on a stand up, paddleboard, you like shut the fuck right, shut, the fuck up and I remember walking into places with will and watching, and we went to get

If she one night- and I mean I learned so much watching him operate yeah, but watching him from afar being the person that got to stand next to him and watching the way he behaved around people who are so generous, so kind and so such a fucking gregarious and what I learned from him was he let every when they have their moment and he didn't fake. It was like a guy that, if you recognized him, he would be like he would make you comfortable. I remember someone said he apologized. If I'm over, sharing for will smith if I buy a pose this, it's a pretty open, but here we got sushi and like santa monica, venice and You wouldn't go chopsticks right, so is using his hands. Did the sushi riders like yes, a major football in Assisi rest, restaurant, just right gravity with his hands and the one came over and said diana kitty chopsticks, and he go

I can't use them it's and not to the some of effective, like idle meta, mummies guineas, my hair right: where was it could, in an embarrassing moment and the woman felt like oh shit. What did I just say to this and he made her feel like it was his fuck up right and it was. The way you reverse engineered the woman, so she walked away go unlike suit, like so good at that yeah. I remember his the one thing. He said the people's one love you had a thing is said? One love one love ya, and he just give him a big hug that guy was, but in witnessing that I remember very distinctly and seeing the opposite. I saw other people that were very bad at it very rude yeah and I was like I'll, never be that person yeah. I remember one person who took that celebrity and abused it. And he did- he did the bad things with it right and I'm were watching that going like he got his gift. The universe gave you the thing, a thing that

all at the time it only gave to like a handful of fucking people, yeah and you're, not going to do it with wielded with his yeah. I mean I to me it's like it's it its part and parcel? You want to recall the great benefits of getting the you know be in this industry and be success on all that part of it is taking those moments to make those moments. It's like and I was doing those all star- weakens for the nba. There were players that would get there and you could stand it else. Are we can? to the pact party. All night you come in here hung over. This is your things, but the ones sit there and like sign, and hand it where it's like You wait in line for three hours and I'm I don't. Get to make eye contact with you, like your faces, just the signing and then your hand goes up the hand me the eight by ten and I'm out. Ah, it's like I don't know, just give the give the the person with three hours to me. You get

make a moment make it make a special moment. We when we went and will drove us, deserves some meaning it. either c air a b c weber in centuries. Yesterday, and I remember this, how naive I was. I remember thinking she knows this valet guy right, that's how he treated right. yeah knows them. He knows very well. I go he's here. He must be here every day the way they were laughing, whether way they were the that he must be every day and I said to him in the elevator it was like. I was like how long have you known that guy and he goes who has the valet I use. I know that guy roused like but the way treated them- and I remember I remember, witnessing an eye also one of the other, very, very big him impacts on me- was watching hearing stories about your bomer right but when you started in the stories about bill. Have you watch that documentary that like follows? All the like icon, or is about which ones are true and which ones aren't like he shows up at a frat house impartially,

means their dishes or stop someone in a park and says and walks away and lights. Well those moments where you're, just like he's created such a beautiful lore, and I have a question for you because I watch you with the smoke mean all the stuff on the road whenever I host this show in canada called wall of chefs, which should be on down here. I think I still loss. I saw a trailer ford on youtube, yet it for home cooked like regular people compete. like a chop style. Will you know competition environment except their cooking in front of twelve of the country's biggest most famous select they just so they are literally watching you, L, giving feedback thing whatever. Then they judge in its elimination, but the first round of the show is called the crab pleaser, where each home cooked makes their ditch the. Why

that they know is their headliner. What's yours, what's your watch you? You know, I mean people coming over your go to your like. I know I can rock out. Do you have won t have now now I mean my go to always and the thing the people ask me to always cook is stakes acoustics, perfectly yeah, I never overcoat them, they're always pay, and I ve always been a prison imitation florentine like chop up. And in the nice manageable nodded won't get their own stake, rarer, everyone's, getting a piece, a stake right. I've always been a big protein guy. But if you're saying my mouth watering, the one thing I hit out about bargaining and it's because I learn how to make it and I'm a name

you're, really watering. It's like we gotta get you a bed, pasta carbon are. I I didn't see that took great pleasure learning how to make that and I focused on it with so I did a show called something's burning like a cooking shall yet it by the way everyone is now coming out on my youtube channel. You can find it. Something's burning is coming out on my? U to general. You can find it That was a phone. When is it combines a first welcome our host in the next few weeks? Ok and an, I learned how to make homemade pasta, yeah I learned how to make carbon are like I wait with the guy one, the pizza championships. He has a place in rome and he made a carbon r p.

So yeah with my mouth watering, I mean he got me to fucking goods contained. You created an ice cube to put over the yolk so that he could put it into the into the into the oven, have the bacon and everything and all get melt, many good breakthrough yoke and make the carbon I'm tellin you right now You come on walsh ass. You, sir, put an ice cream moves on yo called. Do you write that around back I at the time now, I will endeavour to invest in whose business it was like. I was thinking of coming american opening one of these in l and also as a brow pizza, regarding the leaves is like you know. We ve had so many different people but it truly is the greatest canvass for the wacky as convoys like we ve done chicken and waffles words like chopped up his of echo offals with china,

in tenders, maple syrup port, all over a pizza, psych yeah in delicious, yet spaghetti and meet up heats up Kim yeah too. Can I tell you that one of my favorite go? Two's is always a hot dog, anything hot dog, doubt hot dog, something when when, when you bring the first hot on rose like because I was a very strict, ballpark dog guy, meaning it had to be catchup, mustard and relish. That was what my cottage was and then remember getting a taste of the chicago dog with the the papers, the tomatoes, the pickle, the salary sought. Rather an arm and the mustard and the green relish, and I remember going my mouse what watering us up. I have never stopped struggle airport and not got, Those hot dogs ran more going on about an airport dog shadow, too hot dogs in general, shot out

I talk because there's not a lot of foods where I could sit down and say, hey bert, when I put this in front of you, this is live. assholes and stomach aligning turned up in a machine inter like a pinky pay steer. Imagine life. bag of liposuction, and then stuff back into this like condom, and I put in a little, but when you have a you know that's what it is, you keep eating it. That to me is an impressive food where you know oh aren't over the top from assholes. Like you just keep eating, I I you know what we did. The other day we went, we were looking for somewhere to go eat. Oh, this is like my favorite thing. I've ever done and we walked by. We saw these people in line at an arena. Where were they going? There was a hockey game, so let's go have lunch at the hockey game? No, you didn't mind.

in hockey game we went into a mine. We bought tickets to a minor. He gets to to go, have beers and hot dogs and pretzels and pizza and buy bought it during the period of time and money, but we had the best at a miserly hockey game because it was like everything we wanted is like who does on a hot? who doesn't want nachos. We fucked it up and I would like more of that. We want to have a. We're looking for luncheon in durham, your liner yeah and The sun were seen where the terms both play dukes playing this team from s best use it's working,

Well, let's oblige here it's like the gre and then you have lunch and watch a little bit of a baseball game. You're, like I'm out you're having all your business meetings now at the l, a robbins minor league, that's not a fucking move, I mean if you, if you were like it, would leave an impression. If you told people you know the best business meeting. I've ever had was in an airport one time and nobody was flying. No, we said hey, let's meet in dallas, I'm fine, I'm flying in I'm flying on the road map. fine I'll get a bit different. I was gonna, be like I thought it was like a random like you want to go to the airport, for not at the airport at the airport in dallas was like. I wish good, I'm fine! I'm gonna go under it will have on July, over a sites to two and a half hours there like I'll meet you at the admiral will get a boardroom have the meeting there and I went fuck yeah. You read the boardroom at the admirals club in Dallas. I haven't been in a fuckin at the admirals club

However these days, but you go in and you had the meeting there and then I was like, and I was like what are you doing? There's like I'm flying home- and I was like that's fucking gene, Yes, you don't have your next business meeting at some little small town, minor league arena. I think that's what I as soon as you say that it's your signature move a minute. I'm going to take I'm going to take a business meeting in Worcester massachusetts. I want someone to pitch me a business I'm in I can do business meetings at minor league hockey. Games minor league hockey games are fucking awesome. Also. Imagine this you're sitting at the meeting. Your eaten some lips and assholes and in the background, there's two peoples punch in the shit out of each other. Only weird is that happened at a meeting and that's not happening enough in meeting. I will tell you. I just found that nothing smells worse than a minor league hockey player. Those guys are aggressive. As a canadian kid I can tell you, I have washed my hockey equipment has once you get to

certain point in your life. You you stop buying equipment, you're done growing. Even you get fatter with each year year. Just your push and squeeze it into the. I think I've watched my adult hockey equipment once really so we so amazon memory riding imagine putting on the same thing to work out every day. For years. and never washing it and when you're done stop it in a bag, the other shit. Why does anyone know how to how they not fix this? There are companies in Canada, that our like dry cleaners for hockey equipment? So you take your bag and they literally like give you the stuff back like on, looks like it's. The dry clean your hockey yet so is it. What is it spells? The worst of the gloves? The gloves are pretty awful. The gloves are pretty awful. Ah, The bag really becomes the its ground zero. I mean erect.

There's zero cause. I wear like a pajama pant, underneath my equipment right, some guy, just where underwear and, like you know, put on their chins pads and tape it up around whatever I like to have a layer to talk to. I don't want that. The strap on my bare skin I'm a sensitive guy yeah, so I pajama pant up and then those pajama pants. They go right back in the back. Imagine that and what, happening and not whatever but zero chance that there's not shed growing, if you got a microscope out, you'd be lights there. learning languages like oh, yes, bacteria have evolved to appoint where they ve got a little city, why I mean that you think that would be a breathing. Round for mercer and, like all the all the flashing bacteria, why can it no canadians ever get sick it's because our work just yet. We we those

tears get in a surly and that's it. I put on catches, equipment, never smelled, but I bet If I smelled it now, I woods it never smelled to me. The hockey, you think, is it's cold. So you're, like, I guess, you're sweating, like crazy hundred, oh yeah right. I wish I play hockey. I said institute to below the day. Have you been a key escape? I can really get really well, but I can't rollerblade or road escape I've. Never who up? We have eisen Florida, the what and a rollerblades Are they not still awesome there of a examiners? I think it's a bill burgess, but it's a branding issue one. They were coover summer right and then a couple gay guys warm and then there, like, oh, yes, became ass. He ate his, he said, is the enemy. Is this is bills premises. That demand is that the same thing happened with fuckin conversion van snore,

a couple of kids get molested in them and all of a sudden, no one gonna have a bug in the conversion ban. That was it what I actually kind of get, but the rollerblades I never go by those disappeared. I bought a pair of rollerblades. I've figured, I would like it and call it rang, and I just couldn't Do it. I didn't, but you can roller skate. Roller skate really well with four wheels. So right it was very stable and I never grew up. Even when I I I can pick up ice skating, pretty quickly yeah, but at this age there's a nervousness to it that I wouldn't have had as a kid right that I was like like but I was a really great sea skater right. Are you referring to the fact that one day you wake up in your like I'm scared to fall like If I fell on skates, I'm worried about what would happen to me physical. Well, I know for a fact that I am not a guy what we're a helmet anymore the guy, where a home to do everything, see Ivan downhill speed in a lotta years

when I last time I did helmets were like Somebody was wearing it. Everybody was making fun of them. Just like you android robot body. Now, I understand it. It's a month. You see a guy, we're not wearing a helmet. You think terms like what what did you hereabouts about or or the kennedy like. That's all This guy's sold helmets for everyone at me. I got my airports in an unjust, spyware, buds. Snowboarding, you won't do it I'll. Do it, I wanna hear everyone around me: will you single up give the best What's he talking about little, impedance a little while. No, no, no is he always wore a backpack? The shrink right now to bring me we also let me begin early movie fair. I condemn mostly ski with my daughter's right so like and there's it's a different like it's a different skiing when I'm with my rolls yak, as I'm mostly kind of staying behind I'm on a snowboard making sure people at them and some kind of like

tracking them a little bit. Then island I will cut loose and take off. Georgia and leanne are a little slower than island. I, and but it's my whole time, it's like almost fucking trying to protect all her from herself right because she's a fucking. it s. Father of two girls. I am new father to a seven months old little lady, whose middle name is georgia. The yemen ah first name a wealthy. Any tips talk to me about being a dad to a little laid out. I can only tell you my Perhaps I can learn from those de number. One thing is in I heard Jordan petersen as dislike, the thing about your all your father for four years, would I have done audio thing right now online? It said it's not accurate, your father for much longer. I watched one of those and now the allegories

I think some obsessed with that can join clip. I wish I d with John Jordan petersen voice, but he's like you'd like. you're all. We have had over war years, it's the failures they go by quickly. You've got it, don't stop you're nailing it! Well. Let me put a caveat to that. Your father for you'll always be This matter is that you the bar. You unzip yourself right now and Jordan emerged from your body, like others, I was santa Jordan petersen on my shit, not em, but like sometimes he's gone, it plays where he is a prophet now for he's a prophet for marginalized men so like so like and not by the way. I love Jordan peterson, I think he's awesome. I fucking watch him fucking smoke. Checks on on on panel shows, and I'm like killer george right but like he needs to pump the brakes a tad bit on the on his profits.

He's right because, as guys go as a dad, I'm fucking parenting today right, I'm not not making memories of my daughters, I don't know what his premise is about the four year thing right, but what he, what he is lacking to say in that clip, is the investments you make in that child's life in those formative years. Yeah. Those are investments into a into a bank that they'll be withdrawing for them for the rest of their lives. So the more you them more time. You don't go and work which I did go and work all the time it worked every chance. I have generally have an option, but an end. A lot of dads out there that don't have the option. That's the other part that really fucking bothers me about hearing fuckin people. Talk about parenting is like

There are dudes in the military that are shipping out tomorrow that won't see their kid for a full fucking year. I don't like so I got told by someone one time he's like don't you think it's irresponsible that you had a child but yet you're on the road. All the time. It was the cubs, a real person, that's a real comic that he's not a real comic but yeah. He was at one point a real comics more like a host. He told that to me- and I was like I was like in my head. I was like what fucking privilege or what privilege do you live in where you get to go. I guess kids when my billionaire wife right- and I, like I remember, being floored by this statement- gore like like regular people, have kids, not everyone's rich, lives in hollywood and can spend a million dollars on their dressing room to redesign the dressing room and it's not like I'm just being

you're thinking to myself. I was out of touch that those statements are out of touch those investments that you put into a child, that that's the bank, that withdrawal from in high school and and and in college, and when they go make port. Is life decisions those investments early on? That's that bank they draw from Ah, you see me give such a great relationship with them. You can know I do not. I do now actually do not I,

well done more than anyone will ever love them, and I and I try my best to show that, but sometimes that rears it's head in the boyfriend who didn't like being before so like one of the things I did. I say that I dunno know if I've said this, I dunno. If I've said this pumps I'll say it now yeah. I must have said this, but like the other day I texted I was getting coffees. I like to get coffees for the girls more yeah, I texted ga and Ila. I called georgia, and I said I woke her up and I I didn't know she wasn't at home right and I went on life three sixty and I saw where she was, and I didn't recognize that it didn't look like where she said she was going to be

and within a matter of seconds I became the guy. The guy cheated on rapid gotta got lied to by women right, but I'd marry that chick. I married the check that, let you know where you stood, because I will I didn't want to date those checks right, but but that guy that's broken. That's cock! I've, icon, really here he's in the barn shelter. I said to my wife when I walked in the house I put in six in the morning the words came out: she's cheating on us and my wife went well.

Oh wow, I didn't even know. I said it like you have to do today on radio. I said that a guy married the first frisbee four hundred and fifty yards and someone's like forty or fifty fucking yards, and I was like no, I said feet and they're. Like you said yards I came out, I didn't know. I said it goes old on hang on one second, did you mean she's lying to us and I was like that's what I just said sick. That's not what you said. I went oh and then George came home and she was very clear about where she was and it was everything Since I've been tracked yeah, I just wasn't- I was I was spinning out of control. That's my one thing I will say is: if you know, there's the the the hurt dude inside you do as much therapies. You can to help make sure that you that doesn't rear it's head with your kids, because that's the one thing that I know for a fact

in parenting and high school or a teenager that a lot like me, georgia, made one mistake. One time over quarantine were no fuckin typical high school. Kid mistake, ran high school fuck up kid mistake and I lost it. I went I got I want to hear and I and I didn't ray. I thought this was where you should be in parenting. Someone fucked up you go to here. That's how I was parents, they need to know they fucked up. What I didn't realize is. I've now have created a paradigm within which If she, if she is gonna fuck up, she knows I gotta hear so she might as well lie so the adoption and caught the shit. I'm one got here as well in knows, even if she lies is going to your anyway. So here's the fucking endgame right why the fuck wanna play all the cards. You guys

right as it's gonna, be here any ways, and then it took me some therapy and some and some just learning like learning, to go to do the count to ten thing: doha, I'm not she's alive. She saved she's on what am I gonna do about this, get her to trust that she can be honest and insincere like theirs. I mean there's so much to parenting this. When I hear that you only, for years, I'm like no man, it's not we're fucked in years. It's maybe it is that's how you raised your kids, but like right. It's it's forever and right now is the fucking funniest yeah, the the what you're going to see is what's crazy and where I fucked up as I go on, the road for travel channel was two weeks on one week off and on that one week off. I do stand up

I was they changed so much in two weeks: yeah they changed so much in in in I remember, I went to south africa for a month produced a tour. I came back and giorgio was reading like a book out and was like look not reading, but looking at a book- and I came downstairs- and I remember she said- hey what the fuck, Are you doing here? Well it she was like fuckin choose, maybe for right- and I was like. When did you first thing? I mean there's nights where I wake up in the morning and it's like she changed in well, you sleep. It's like did. Somebody are raising arizona our kid in the middle of the night, like you look different you I mean it's. It's super can. I have so much fun. Yeah yeah much sides already unbelievable and it some and how she right now she seven months yeah. That's in that the roma she's, almost human,

his hand, its ended when they resume? Just like? I have a video on my phone of of the first time she rolled over care, and I were both there and we we were like. We saw it happen as this video ride. Like How did you just arab reds? We ve also been locked in the house for three years and were probably like a little bananas butter. Those moments are just like everything you hear about in everything that people tell you the walking my favorite moments were I introduce georgia, the chocolate cookies and new food is all you guys, especially as a guy who's, how a lot of food experiences yeah! That's the coolest is when you like, when you like tat

the ice cream, retry pizza or all those like your first little taste. Oh, it's so cool. We used to go to ralph's on on west third in la brea and they would la brea bakery would come with bread yeah at at the end like in the mornings and at then at night, like round dinnertime they'd have fresh bread, my weakness, oof, we read, we would rip off the top of the bread and We would get butter and just georgia with a shudder hand in the bread, and it would be warm those does so many great guy. memories of having kids it sucks? I don't want them to go to college. I don't want them to grow up yeah, but there's a coolness about it of like of like I am glad I was a broke data was I'm glad I was a poor dad. That was a cool life experience, because you you do get. There are like old dad's out there, like a call. One of my body is an old at one time they fucking melted down right and he fucking through a bowl of cereal at me.

find out all doubt and begin what since I can just say it was a body. We talk about this on our podcast one time and he It knows as I go, every every every parent try. the same shit, Raul right. Everyone does the same shit. There were hotel people stumbling about. No one point: we're gonna teach our kid a new language right without money, I'm like gonna, be fuckin dry, lingual right. We all did it. We all did it, are we going to teach them fucking sign language, yet we all did it and I and I bye, bye, buddy and I got in a car and is: is he had friends in the car and he was like yeah, you know teaching the baby french and I started laughing and goes well. It's fucking funny about that, and I was like I go. We all did that and then he was like huh

like we all did that I go you just an old dad and it fucking bothered me it bothered him because he was like he was like muslim fucking old dad and I go. No. We all- you think you're doing it right. You're doing it. You're all oh, my is right now, you're doing it and say you think you do something brand new, I'm letting you know when I was poor and stupid. I also did this right, there's no difference. We all want the best part It's Kerry said something amazing and I think my wife. She said this great thing the other day and she was like you know, what's so funny, every parent. Like has that moment, it's like, like my kid the genius whatever and she was like, but the truth is ever bodies right because look kid what these kids briggs little babies are doing damn right, you think your kids, a genius, did. They can now pick up a passive iron rotated, to put it back into my whatever you understand

what the hell's happening inside there to make all those things virus you're. So there's no question it's like as appear when you see those little things how you feel like we ve got a special one. What we all feel like that, and then I think one of the things my parents did this very well was to be. Very acutely aware that I will no more special than anyone else until Let me know that, like that specialness, like saying- and I was really good about georgia and I love the. I was hyper aware that I won't they work pull the wool over my eyes. No must pull the wool over the eyes of apparent said. George did something rashly, probably fucking do. right and so like, and the same the ilo like ilo, was just almost I mean this lovingly, but I was just too dumb to get away with any

but if she, for I can rely on, you, ve lies at our side in the toilet to see what would happen one time in canada, arden and ruin the plumbing ruin the plumbing right and literally told a principle. With one sock, one shoe and one shoe that it wasn't her and we were like good god, georgia, we just slicker She was last slicker, you wouldn't catcher doing the daylight and I was really just that also ahead of the curve is, I feel like in today's world, it's kind of the you just say I didn't do it in there. But look here we have a video, you do a video of you, you go yet, but I didn't do it. We ask I'll. Tell you one thing I'm jealous of my friends, and I say my friends, but everyone knows my friends. I am sorry to say them so that of that I don't know you got someone with a nato, so my friends sit here and list of ours. I got three. If I got three friends who are were older fathers, I call them old dads and also that knox it upsets them right.

But the one thing that they not young dat, not young ratzinger as the while at the same one but scares the youngest of them, but I m No one had ever been so the one thing that they all have three done is they put. They put their children before the career. Rabbits, them dead. Then, and now I should names or is it a good thing but bill Joe and Tom have all put their children before their career, which is something I very very very much wish. I could have done because they are, there are another marry. Their very present adds the very active dad's there very involved ads. They are if there is something going on shut down. No phone calls dad's like fucking, literally family comes first tat, yeah, an end which I genuinely new

probably I would say jealous of because I didn't have that luxury, but I'm not I'm not saying like. Oh woe is me. I just was like I was like hey man if I remember trying to read a books, ga going like so who the fucks pain pills from reading books. If I'm reading books were burning daylight here. Listen man! It is a. There is a billion ways to get from a to b and in their own unique individual ways. They are all bumpy wild rides and there's pros and cons and highs and lows and no matter how sweet you think it is on the other side of the fence. Everyone's got their shit. you know it's like. I can't wait for carnival leads to fire up again and to get back out there, but every time I think, that it immediately is followed. With the thought of I going to leave wolfie it's it's tough, I gotta do another full season. That's going to be thirteen episodes! That's five days. I think that a day start running the numbers. That's like three if you add up all those days at almost three months of her life, but you know what you know it Gascon did you know I I I really wish I'd done more of

as you guys, are in a unique opportunity where you can pack the family up in tour, yak the family up and go or or and you're, definitely in a position now, where you can kind of dictate your schedule a little bit and say yeah. I love that I'm totally in, but as the host of one of the most successful shows on the fucking network and let's, let's find a way that works for everyone. Yeah cause. Everyone wants that. I was never in that position. So when they were like him, and we just sign you up for thirteen more episodes outside cool. I didn't write them. I wish. I had right and I know if I know for a fact. I know for a fact that the those three dudes I mentioned would definitely rock the rock the boat. At this point, their career, they pie, would have done it when they were younger. I mean up, I think, they're just different men than I was yeah, but I was banished site. you'll, never know the feeling. Luckily, what it's like to be a port at christmas, going into fuck talk about so much but going into twas, rust and seen other parents

Up a cart and then having a very practical wife going. We can't afford that yeah. it'd, be like, like phuket, just give the credit card who gives a fuck like I'm, not going to be the dad that I remember getting into fights. If you bring this up leanne yeah, I mean this is like a real, a genuine sore subject with us getting into fights with her that I started cause. We bought our christmas stuff and set it up under the tree and it didn't look impressive by the way and by impressive. I mean it looked like four I fucking guess and I was like in awe and you imagined the whole spread. Don't realize you're fucking poor until you see that and then you're like and by the way poor are we that we live in an apartment, but we live in apartments. Land was run in the apartment. I wasn't. I was making a lot of money. I was featuring and and and and headlining when I could yeah and I'd do the odd

hosting job by member legit getting into fights with her, and then I remember le jet her driving to write aid and buying Chomsky shit just a I can feel it out in the unit you kids form of the charge key. Should I like rather fucked me by the thing when we did this for this, they ve all they give a fuck about the fucking singing megaphone. It's not yes like we, We ve got these beautiful baby toys delivered the other day and there was an empty box of like from perry. I can't sitting on the counter and she's, just like get this shit outta my way, so I can hold that cardboard box. It was like I really wish you had told me that before I dropped one hundred bucks on this rattle, we would bet you'd have dude a box can go along box? I maybe that they are so small. You dont need big box and I'm gonna buy a washing machine. You know

mean when you gotta, like scarce house. They I fancy. Toys didn't have any fancy toys their kids play with my fucking suitcase. He lives in a job inbox system house space yeah, it's serving hundreds of boxes, though you didn't, do you think you guys have any more kids, ah in a good way. No, I really dislike. I just I. I have always approached going into being a parent I with a very different outlook than most people. I've been very realistic in the sense of I can't stand, the How sad social me like made the parade is part of my life. I don't. I didn't know what living was until whatever bullshit you're, tired, you miss moments are being able to just go see a movie you're exhausted. You wish you had more help like there is

a reality to raising kids, that I think a lot of people are scared to talk about, because their worried that people are gonna be like. Does the salad europe very loving parents or you're excited about this. So everybody takes a projects how's it going it. Some may say yeah she's, so wonderful. How about its hardest she's amazing we're having the time of our life but yeah. night. I think she's got a tooth coming in and she basically reamed in my face for two hours I had a moment where I was like how long I hold my head under the water like you'd like there's the reality of the of the of the grind of it. That is, it can be both. Do I think went into being apparent as just like, conscious

and realistic of that this is gonna, be a topping. I've got a life right now. We're carry, and I are travelling eating at ras restaurants out in about I'm filming shows were rockin enrolling. You know everybody Do I want to lose my life to like whatever, but most people don't have that life they think they're gonna lose. We had this Amazing thing where we were like you know: I love it. I don't regret any of it. None of that, but I am ready after her to get back to traveling in an odyssey with her as well, but I started later, you know I'm thirty, four I already need to put my fuckin hand on. other leg to get up off the ground. You know what I mean. If I'm, if your father, a carpet and there's nothing around me to like grab due to stand up with, I could roll into the next room. like it. I'm old man,

what is stiff. I don't want. I could do it again. Tommy toms forty, when he started having kids, I think yeah joe's problem is that age. I yeah that I'd be, but that's but that's up to the it's it's! It's so much nicer that you I mean. I look to be very candid. You can also get help we nannies what you like we had. We had an we had many. We had nannies with a series of nannies that we're all friends with each other. We went from one to the next to the next to the next than the last one was a fuckin train wreck and I am like fucking the by far the hottest when we ever had no offense to my first three nannies. but the fucking. Without a doubt, I mean supermodel hot, but like just cause, I'm not coming into their lands like that's, not others. Worse, in fact inside as that which probably should look at a resume as it turns out she's, just ma, She just was a mother. See that's she's,

never elderberry Ruby had because I was on the road so like liane on Wednesday, thursday, friday and then part of monday, or no probably, thursday friday on Monday. They would work and costly, and was I wasn't there right and sub Monday, was my favorite specially like especially because now I wish they would hear this because they they know how much fun we had is I'd come home monday morning. Maybe they're Monday cause I'd fly in Monday morning and then the I'd pass out cause I'd. You know I'd been flying all fucking day monday. I hope get up it's. You know fucking six. The morning they get that in right, fine, a manner and towards you. It was all of them, but a money, football we'd watchman. So the end get off work till five monday and our football five thirty. So we but making dinner so me in either a net or nicky or chloe. We would go and those are three manning. right, we will go in the like. There are each different

then towards the end. It was all three of them are all friends, Russell they'd come over monday and then it would be the three of us when we go and I knew them all well and the girls loved them right. We go to ralph's and we get fucking groceries and we can start making dinner, open, open, a bottle of wine. We just be bullshit and unmoved by the way we're run a triple defence towards the end of our nannies right, triple deepens so go to play with just got him by the way. The other ones aren't even getting paid they're just coming over to hang out right cause Monday night. Football is so much fun and then leeann would come and are are, are this measure will come in you hang out and then they would come to be like it doesn't work only with fucking round rest right and we're like a what part and you guys watch girls. I mean it was fucking. Those were like the fun. Those are the things man, the fucking, punish that as part of this kid journey of yours, yeah, it's going to be the fucking the. When you look back and you go god, damn that was fun yeah and the funniest shit up. Damn man I mean she, she, I am not being cheesy, but really there's

a moment every day where I'm just like I'm feeling feelings that I've never felt. I'm smiling harder than I've ever smiled. You know took to make her giggle and get that good baby. Laugh when you just like. novel and kissed her whatever it's like its medicine man. It's really I get it, I'm not all. Kids. no we're spoiled wrong. We got we're gonna like a really beautiful, but when I by that. I mean she's, she's beautiful but she's like I always refer to as a ray of sunshine. This kid is like just Smiles is happy right now right now they re right. Now there is a mom with a kid screaming. Listening to this going, I wish I could get my right. I know- and I feel bad you know cause like those early months where parents who have kids, who no a weird sick way want you to be having a tough time and their alike

so how you do and the afghan nanny slave and we're like you. Were great caring. I've been rotating night, so every other night I sleep eight to ten hours and were feeling right she's wonderful in there just like Well, you wait do you. The next stage is really at as you want this to be a hard time for us, but we're we're we're spoiled man so long to even go in halston two days or we should probably wrap this day it's the will. So what? What are you in tat were used to hang out a little mental health? The area? star. Like everybody been cooped up inside and and with the little wine and the holidays, we were home a time and just ready to like get out and about also visit a couple of frenzy.

Some people them to hit me up, oh dude, and I'm so glad that it it it got to her, because there was a moment where I was like if we're gonna get to sit down. Finally, I want to be in person. Oh, you know shadow to the way you are pivoted and and can work through that kind of covert run, but I was just like when we do this. I want to be here. I'm so glad YAP has happened. I you my big white whale I've there's like a few people, and everyone knows this like casey nice tat was a big one for me, rob dear that's a big for me now like people it I'm just fans of good that I don't even need to like. I just could talk to forever and you're in what's so great about you in and I think that we come from the same hosting muscle where, when We want to make sure the conversation moves forward, yeah. So it's like I! So I'm so glad you did this man and my congratulations on wealthy. Thank you guys, licence on every

thank you and same to you brother. I again we still. We talked about this, the very beginning. I feel, like our careers, were both kind of taking this next big step when we virtually mare and Ivan joyed watching your ride and the joy that you bring people. You know the instagram. The whole I love following along and seeing all your wacky adventures. and also what's his name when he died is here that was purple. It looked awful John merely out she's, it doesn't. It looks really bad that it's going to look really bad cause. He's he's in mexico right now and he's coming back and he's been in the sun for a week, ugh gonna be funds can read it s, going to be a weird color, yet a beautiful salt and pepper thing he did at the beautiful saw that dumper destroy that guy's. We thought we made it. So black voice has left me, I'm so sorry, like georgia, rabbit will we got down with I mean that I dont know if there's something he looked like. I was a first always a pleasure

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