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it's been. I hope you're enjoying your summer put on sunscreen little pete did an alright new podcast. Today's podcast, oh by the way, hold on what you think in the new digs. I'm curious to what your notes are in the comments. Ah, because we will read them, don't be a cunt, but we will read them and assess this new, This podcast is the old digs it's the old set up, but we ve done this new set up our talk about moral. We do a podcast about it, but this is the kitchen door Will you carefully see it, but the devil? I grew up on its kitchen table. Jordan. Ilo grew up on. we had it in storage, and I and I wanted to sit up, feel I talked to tom about it, and tom said you gotta be sitting up. Your energy is different. I hope you see different energy in me right now, because I feel better. I love this table. Stable is disgusting. It still smells like syrup, but I fuckin love this table and there's a sequel

one spot to hide week anyway. So I want to know your notes, so maybe on the first podcast we release with one of these hit me up. Let me know what you think about the new digs, but this is it? Can you can you read my energy? I can't wait to do an open tabs from here. It's going to be so much better than when we determine the storm anyway, new podcast, today's podcast is with John crest. I have known John crest for a very long time. If you don't know who John Christ is, I don't know the best way to describe him without so without, without can kind of just you gotta put a caveat John as a stand up comedian. He is fucking hilarious, but he does a lot of faith based humor and he ne ne and he talks to a faith based audience

we talk about that. We talk about faith, you know, I've been looking for faith, my whole fucking life and literally draw trust. Me man. They piss on scientology to me the right way over cocaine and I'm in like a proof. There's aliens come over the building, and but we talk about faith. We talk about We talk about knowing each other and hanging out with each other. We also talk about holstein and John had very similar upbringings pentecostal right halston, the I was just kind of re super, like strict christian. He had more of a a he. He was raised pentecostal, but to parents who were mennonite mennonites. His parents were mennonites, they dropped out of them. then I faith whether that is now by man super close to amish its super. saw mission and he was raised very faithful, like idyllic, didn't read harry potter, books stuff, like that. What really fascinating about this conversation is John went through,

I think he calls it a cancellation. It's not a cancellation because he still working at a very, very fucking high end. He still doing bickering Bruce he's doing bigger numbers than a lot of comics are doing, but but he went through it because of at once, can you gotta listen to podcasts? I don't want to put words in John's mouth right now. That's why I'm am skeptical to even talk about his fare. Base because I respect them and I don't want it. I don't want to sound like I I don't. I don't want to say like he did churches and then then you got people, you know what I mean cause, but he he did do some mega. Fucking churches meet friends with joel osteen like he is he and and by the way, is respected by all.

What the fucking comics all the comics have we've all know, John forever. He worked before he was due a faith based stuff and by the way I think we talked about this. I was one of the first people to pull him aside and go hey man lean into that shit, because it's fucking fascinating his his take on being raised, religious being religious. Having faith is fucking fascinating, no one's talking. That you got it like. I, you know I'm I'm I'm so drawn to original voices as a dude. I will talk. I would love to get him on the podcast joke him. Booster has got a new special on netflix. It fuckin destroyed me. it's an original voice. You listen to what original voice and John crest is an original voice without a doubt, but he got caught up in some internet drama he was dating. I will talk about this. You dating a country western star,

and he was I mean it's an inch. It's really fascinating comes from far from our perspective, all the duties or comics. We didn't think he did anything wrong. So when the cancellation came, well and we found out that he was in trouble for going rollerblading with a girl and drinking vodka. All of us were like and he tried to kiss her. I think all of us were like whoa. He got in trouble for rollerblading was comical to us, but it's very real to John, because you know what john says is is what he says on the podcast won't list the podcast. When you enjoy the podcast. It is a fascinating insight into cancel culture. It's a fascinating insight into faith, it's a fascinating insight into people of faith and how they celebrate each other. How about forgiveness,

about people who don't forgive it's? It's really a great conversation. I think I think austin redemption with three have been everything. Oh yeah went to react. He talks I go to rehab and redemption and I remember the best part of the podcast best part of the podcast. I said what was your lowest with drinking? Do you remember that, and he said holbert one time I drank at an airport is the hardest I've ever fucking left and I was like wow man. I need some redemption you're going to love this podcast

Absolutely adore, John Christ. He is a fantastic talent. If you ever get an opportunity and he's playing your city and you and you and you bring out your family go see him. You will walk away. Having a great fucking shall I can promise you that go get a nice dinner. Take your family out, come home and there's nothing better than latham with your family trust me. I just did it with David Hell and my daughter, which is a little bit different of a move, but laugh with your family man and John Chris offers you the opportunity without further ado,

Today's guest on the bert cast my friend stand up comedian, John Christie, the have you ever done, the rowing machine, yup fucking suck. I will do it like you, don't need to work out, though I don't really work out at all, no, not at all. If I might stressed not to like for to lose weight or to I dunno. How much do you weigh like one hundred and sixty really yeah and you'll have to do anything? Never full head of hair. Never did anything pants size, don't change yeah! No, so you just keep your clothes already. Thirty, two! Thirty! Three! Thirty! Thirty! Thirty. Thirty, two! Thirty! Thirty! Two! That's what a body's supposed to look like it. honest dots, was looking like a media also maturing seem. Thirty six law.

why so the first ones your waste yeah. I really don't think you get out much austin like today, today he goes to dinner. We went to going to tacos Austin's vegan yeah and he goes I'll. Just do the the cerrito and I was like that's not any goes it begin, an animal as you think of soil risa. When he goes. That's not the same thing he didn't realize. I also raised earlier of really it out, yeah is like We ve been out like a dvd, sheltered. I think here, yeah We need to get you out. Will you find out? I was I mean. I grew up like I grew up like that It's not like that. I dunno what he but I grew up. I wouldn't have a t v or nothing. I was homeschooled me too. Yes, he would. we lit with that's how we do. There were the same. Did that worry like that and they just go what our pants and you gotta know my eye? I never have. I never have like that decisions made to get. He does never has done that really

yeah like we did so weight, so we can go and you go and horse there's gonna mike keep now while we are being so, we when a guy in colorado. Now I was born, that's where I first met you, but I was born in lilburn, ga my dad's, a preacher pentecostal pentecostal, cool everybody, eggs, yup yup, isn't really didn't go that far. But that's the same thing right. Leanne leanne is from georgia. Yeah, okay, yeah yeah yeah yet we also you're in from north foot come from or in canals and military family homes, gold, family and supervise religious as oh yeah hours, your religion are sometimes the military are not religious, your religion, nl yeah? I know harry potter of there's no hokey mine. I got no, no, no, no okey mano harry ball. You mean pocket demons. Now I don't do that, but there, but also also actions taken. Your family. But it's always very like we ain't got a public school because those, My parents are scared, we'd be taught things that were not from them like

like evolution, you could just learned you're just learn about or like we didn't, we celebrate hands now we didn't none of that stuff were scared to like learn. It would just vary. They just kept us like no outside information really so like we were, and I always joke about. Like you hear you we heard about the war was over like three weeks later cause it finally got to like you're, but that are we to have a tv we haven't you. tv now would have to be granted you I'll tv identity, but I just takes only there yet disney disney movies. We can watch but not harry potter, not like you double copper, somethin, I was in the military until I was about fourteen, but I was homeschooled until about fifth grade yeah and I got put in a public school but because I was homeschooled I got put into fourth grade, so I got held back a year. Taft that's so funny that he's a he goes. What what is? How did you order any? As I know it's what's here? Sometimes he does things where you go and will end

doesn't by andrew. Doesn't Cassandra lived in a different world in my cousin Andrew get? What onto a plane the liquid death one tighter and the lady goes? You can have that he is it's ok, I brought it on its This is a beer oil. Did the communication arrogantly to step in these missing you're missing something, and then he just goes. She is, I think you can have been used. Almost a year, you take you go yes, but that's not how we'd, like you got survive out here. I am you, so I'm so ignore what I was about to say only go back to what you're talking about so so. I might also add this exact same thing when I hosted for you, like ten years ago by the EU very know you're very curious about combat Blair. You are are fascinating to me. Yet comics thought it kind. Weird you were like this is amazing waters isn't that they entered is due to my production company up yeah. It sounds like I was like this. Is the guy the travel channel's like this is a story. This is strokes, yeah yeah

you're the you're, the one everyone's been looking for, yeah cause. You got your fucking, perfect you're like wait. What yeah yeah? I remember one of my favorite times ever ne poor ghazi said to me: do you know John Chris and I went yeah and he goes doom and he's killing it and I went oh? Is he doing yeah? He was like: what's he doing here, yeah. It's like he's, like he's, like the biggest comic in a country where put on where country yeah right is united states. You gotta doesn't do the clubs we do. He does. He does like negative urges and megaphone again I backer anymore, but he asked if used it, but when I was so yeah. I think I think I might have talked to me. Your honor someone, you know like. Oh, it's no judy, I think yet mud algeria is Judy's. I've been out and there's a woman who had them manner, area the duty, and then I fuck I watched her into it. I like it, but so everybody that's like up here like, would never liked crash on someone else. That's up here. We are not there.

Above anywhere not. But you go you if you either, because I all the same theatres any the year behind me or times ahead a made the day before that after we're all liked? If it's not your brand of comedy But you see awhile, but you are my britain of company like eating rebellious hours. I differ. Maybe like fan base or something like that. Gathering man, you wouldn't I would go to show. We don't have overlapping circles of fans, mean we do, I bet a little bit. I bet we do a little bit, maybe I'm closer to maybe like Jim gaffigan or nate or you're closer to the gym guy named Brian Regan yeah. whereas I have my fans allowed love those guys, probably more like more like tom, and they go to your shows by holding a lotta your theirs. I think, there's a huge while your fans, it will go. It's not my cup of tea. For, for me,

I think it starts off with already I'm seeing it as a people. That's that's scary. That's like other cars bike fans like zombies, all the time in nashville yeah. I was like well I'll. Just do like an off night and they go are so. How does this like that? Somebody brought a baby yeah, like a family with a christian like that? They go lucy's like you. You can't break with becoming a baby, but we just don't like you're like the funds in the past, watches- is the daring minimums they're just all very just like that they go as a lot going on here. There's no cry room: now. You know what that is a great rooms at a church reviewing to breastfeed you go into like a supper room with a gun, single pained windows. You can watch the service but be separate. I just got busted watch one breastfeed, the other there. What do you mean as if I was to press being looked over and I'd last, as always in public in no,

a party eyeglasses. I sunglasses on you and I didn't realize that it that it did matter. My head was oh yeah, like I thought I thought? Oh, I just saw no, it won't. I was looking and then somebody said whoa out loud, that's probably yeah yeah and then I was like oh yeah. She wasn't hot yeah, the baby. The wife was not the set. Are we so good? We go back to our you're like the like, so we're parents, home school, they ok, my parents, my grandparents, my parents are mennonite, you know what that is, It's mormon, now close to amish. Ok, amish is obviously no electricity, no phone, now a picture of a man, and I I bet did love illegal economic, amish family. That's like we there one step away from that. They're like the horse and buggy. They live around pencil. Really account like, then, the man nights are yet

we'll go award working as yegg. They all work on the farms. Yes, my want of eight the just like that. I am one of eight kids. You're gonna be one way. Oh, oh! This is big. So different, yes, that's like being home school by yourself, would saw our yea everybody's asia you're like ok. This is what get it out of the air. Then you don't realize other stuff. You just thought like that. All these like they just gonna, live amongst themselves. They dont really go around. They live with their group. So what it will do some curiosity. What were the number Oh the coded numbers with the men are nice and really they never zero yet because it just go haywire. We don't fuck with you guys they never go, they never interact with anybody. I think even acknowledged it. You know that. Vaccines, fernando version, and you know it actually needed when your kid now, no, while before like covered.

like like when I did what I had a cause. We honestly ida cousin that recently passed away, don't we don't believe in god and the doktor who as such. It is a way to how to you. How did you get to cause? You know you know kurt masquerade, for many years. Like you, ok, but he broke yeah, he broke a key broke. I think he was mennonite or either amish you're? No, no! He was them at all I don't mean this. I with my whole goal, be getting you here is for you to fuck and help me find god Did I get the crystals up and candles my daughters, leaving god, I'm the only one on my only tabled by my fan base by drunkenness, amarian trouble, it's worth it but now, but they don't know that its appearance did for real. It's like that. Years of evil. Is I got is a christian thing, sattler, that's funny guy.

does he know that's true tattoos like no piercings. Do not do not mess with god. He out illegal, real looks that looks like it does. Look at evil look looks no scholes, where none of that no halloween. None. Now that we don't know holloway. Now they don't mess, was either there were mennonite and they broke away from amish the amish, so your parents were cool then, so they were like that, but very religious. Still but we're just like that. I believe in the military, no conscientious objector. They will never be in war or combat. They're gonna leave involving parents yeah. I don't believe in healthcare now my parents too, Yet we are of they. They don't like a very all natural remedies. If I Don'T-

on their behalf, totally by like you're good. At that I will give you the area I see on our there about it. Yet when he knows russia's yeah happy about this, is that if god it's like the snakes, you know the philosophy behind the snakes at the church. Now we don't have the snakes but like. If you get back God will heal you and if you die, then you are my guide: yeah yeah, yeah, ok, softly budget of AL had so silly and so so your parents were had to be a little hip yeah. My parents are cool. like them at yale. They broke away from like that. When then yet they went out, did they came out here but I went to seminary in los angeles food. So we get back to your dad. your dad and your mommy as men, and I at mennonite college men. They called you walk and efforts either of the street many women tat stuff,

second mobile uses in this whole. What sounds like a utopian society area or you're like we're like listen, we got no vaccines. The various like a puritan was a very like separatist, like we don't. I can't shit on it. I can't much because as a dad, Where were raising two little girls in los angeles air sea grown ups. of moving around really and then you go away, it, was really nice being in the pandemic. Where I had them and I got to influence all them- and I got them the perfect age when they were like ooh she's, eighteen you're just turned eighteen yeah yeah, and she, but I got them like being in the pandemic. It was like fifteen and twelve. Yeah real years with a loud sector in, and it was all the times when they should have been kissing boys, yemen, jobs, shrinking and fifteen it. Yet then, if you imagined that and you Thank you. Leanna your family and there's like five other families, the

your body at all, and then they go words gonna move out to, and they were just gonna. Do that, but ok but here's the question: what can I do party. Yeah yeah. I think someone had a bit about. However, region, like you're, only rastafarians. None of this, but we use bring now in autumn mormons none of these none of this way. Girls- yeah and what everybody everybody that kind of aid one is like ie over the stuff. We. What can we do let's get it over mennonites things where they level. Now I don't really care, but Xanax. We can go to sleep right now. I wouldn't never do that. They just work hard and they just work hard. The work on farms neighbouring, I ve, no doubt more than ever drank. I was like twenty seven. Maybe, and was it hard we like? If your bad now is the opposite, I thought I was gonna be like struck by lightning and it was a failure

If so, then it kind of like you're like wait. What else are they not being truthful about? First time ever kissed a girl? I was like twenty one. Twenty two, I know dude, I know, but it seems yeah. It seems It seems like it, but it doesn't like. If you tell me like me, and so we have a four families. We hang out with you and you're like hey, you guys are just going to go off and live together and make sure you get brazier in writing as all the same values and in its various Self sustaining took as the food is there and that education is there, so you would have to go to the girl restored? They don't have to go anywhere for anything. Does some- are bad this energy, it doesn't sound, thereby I mean the only in a bad way. Be sober of no one else rings yeah. I could be sober and if you're tellin me like hey we're just gonna. Wake up at six men were all get coffee and allow were by maybe have coffee Bolivia. What about who needs it? If you fuckin clean, you know ever see like a barn raising,

just like the movie with woody earls of yes, they all they all go over and they all like by hand, build a barn here. That's what they're it's very like an amish yeah, there's an amish barn raising they all go, do it at the same size will have you ever talked to dad about him walking wave. being a mennonite and an like out how to hard. Was that decision well said that the army, the ones that have like rum, springer they're, the ones when you turn sixteen, you gotta go Do it every one in the lava them turning the mathematics, yeah yeah cause that's what that's, what kind of having to make kind of or not math, but like I just was like my when I got cancer. never they might bodies like the other. We are doing this in college. I just as I can can upload guided by later I hate to end. This was crazy. You know that you know that, like the thing that happened, you every comic to every comic was like what you have. That's, where you want roller blaming me. I guess

Was it and we were like? That's it, a member states, I remember when it happened and we're, like I literally said I remember I've It was an airport, the bunch com actually, and we were all at an airport bar drinking at eight in the morning, yeah and and something came out over the wire, and we were like like odoo John Chris, is in trouble, I'm like yeah. And I literally said no fucking whacked out. I got them that guy's, an as yet top to bottom next year, I'm dying is I go, there's a by called bullshit they go on and on and on and on m reading. There like he went rollerblades, try to kiss a girl, and we were like and then, when did he raper is kept reading yemeni reading for, like I'm ever someone I know we had vodka water bottle, and what about? Oh? Yes, I'm about like women in the leg whose, by the beach and the like, later he said,

was sorry and I was like fuckin roller blade. Oh, I just thought I just told I just told to two comments. Guys who do? Are you garbage yeah? I was a sinner said. I said I'm so excited John coming over. like whose junk crystal just junior college go. I go. Who is one of the biggest complex angle, but no, you do a thing and alive What do you do? I say well, rollerblade they may go for oda. Do these ever. These was the cause of the gay and I went at no. No. That was that you they're all my right and they were like that. The fucking craziest thing in the world and little to put to you, you understand you understand the community. You go. Oh, that's a death sentence for from no friend, though, with the community we're talking about outside of marriage. Any sexual activity is- and I was still I guess, making money from that group. so why it's yeah, I still a very confusing getting another listening yeah would have are really gonna I right now there are people going home on

yea. I what happier sweet? Yes, let's I would love to talk about you. I would like to get to that point. I would like to talk about your crew could be guy because Absolutely I think, even some people right now we're going home on like because I know you and I know everything about not learning about you by knowing enough and so so when I met you are opening for me in denver yet and murdering fuckin hilarious year under member you explaining I have like. I have a crow back religious background and another clean clothes working to the clubs as we're comedy works and killing with everybody killing is at an end. So much so that no high noon, Yeah like we're gonna do. If you have introduced me to him and we did, we went out the red rocks and yeah. I remember that we work to them a little bit and then, and then, when did everything star popping free, you well yours at I mean I was hosting with those damnably. Thirty thousand nine am no don't. Now I would citizen twelve. Maybe those too,

it's probably thirty. seven none. I find to be thirty. To be at least forty about forty, so I have ago, alright, yeah so yeah south out hosting, but I was going out on the road, So, like I did, I remember one time I did a first time everyday. Their shows it my church in colorado springs and they were like hey come do it did jokes and I was like a funny guy and I was like that. It's hilarious and then some other set and then you're like. Oh, I did and then I started going to clubs and then I just started working my way up the clubs right the comedy works in they said I was too fast to get to the pro a colony works. Really from this are big. It at comedy works. Here's. The thing I want is one to jump in and say is yep. I know that you do. You can do material about being religious yeah, but you but you're all

oh, that's, you cannot get out of here. I'm just funny. You just really really really really funny. Just send it also your interest. Your interests is pure, I gotta say you know man fuckin, wet policies, but you're just not that person in general. I just say I didn't have that like if you like a joke about like smoking weed. I wouldn't I'm not that good at that now I don't know about that so there's so many people just have just write what you know about, because when you I first overview, I was kind of like when I come to the clubs nervous about all this and you goat. Now do that yo, you told me in the show you could do that. It's fascinating yeah, that's easy! That you're. The first comic that ever was like hey just like don't try to be like us like it, like you, but you just do any comic. There was ever great was doing. well one can steal the machine store. That's like that's bird

story here it is like men, verses, women and texting like everybody can do that. The stuff you were talking about is just mistrust engaging yeah. It's like way. well and yo yo see start doing. You work your way up to the pro like away at why member, but so You make a minute stay now, if you open a comedy works, is twenty five bucks a set? Is twenty five bucks really host? could be- maybe it's thirty by now, but it's fifty may be- and I remember this guy this other church there was a partner church of ours said: hey. Can you come down to our church in amarillo? texas and we will pay you seven hundred dollars. Marilla money yeah, I it was Oh. This is had more money. This is an incredible yeah. So then this this thing keeps going

bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger, meanwhile trying to work my way up, but I got it's like sacrificed, so much money to come to the club yeah, but I love doing the clubs as more honest. It's me We can be a little more freight yea and either I am but you're, but it's not it's a year. Aware of the rules. Oh yes, like you grew up like that you go. I know it would upset my dad. So I know where I know women actually were the line as yet in that group like me, we had a common come out with me to do a show to church from his comedy works. Funny story: I go hey just there. Confined any my elbows. Is there some guy named opener I go to my buddy is aims Veni I go hey, can you just I'm over the church and just do clean, just do clean and don't swear neo's got it go up. There he's like five minutes in and kill him he's killing six minutes and crushing, and then it goes. in one of his jugs goes. I heard no I've sleeping and I heard a noise downstairs so role

over, and I taught my girlfriend I was like go down there. No doubt I don't know if they were all like. Any and news they just stone autumn for the rested and they go. What egos? What happened I got. Oh, I forgot to tell, you, U. Care is being basic, but I wasn't. Insects there go yeah, but we cause they. since they knew he wasn't with us, but he wasn't on the team and then they go now and then a year out you're out, but it's a similar like a black rowdy, do black crowding your training? Oh, oh, oh! No! No! I send an open one of our priorities and I said montague seen queer eye for a strike. I thought rembrandt reunion band and there are like hoo, hoo hoo centre. grand ram yang ideas. Now I remember that I said: that's right. You people on a grand ran and they want you people now at you. I just as I felt

I gotta when you back money when you back at love field and supple goes, and I went as I said when was this is vulgar lose written up in our time. Is- and I said well, there's people bearing and has a lot of you guys in the area of the vote you play started. Can I go fuck way more, I thought I wouldn't have opened up with duran duran joke, but I knew there were this many stare at it. and then I end up doing well, but what you go to any like a view, if, like you would now but it'll, ten years ago, as a earthquake invited you, it might be, I think, you're a well everybody wants to do well or a jewish comic or a college comic or you would stumble little bit but you'd figured out. You think you can they don't come back a year later, any we like you set, would be all what I like that I kept you. I was joking. I talked to thomas and used to do churchill used? We did a couple together: she's

she's she's a killer that she's a mom pillar, he's a monster for every fucking, an any angle and my in him, remember saying to her. Could I cried figure out the door shut, and she goes yeah yeah and I was like it s. My out when I get cancelled, I just a christian, if you guys actually no you're right, I was so wrong. I found the lord yet now I'm just doing is yes at the party and all that yeah and you're. In now, word from our sponsor better help, I remember the first nice car I got. I took such good care of it thinking I was going to have it for the rest of my life if you're going to have a car for the rest of your life when you take care of it. Think about that. When comes your brain, that's your one brain yolie at one! You take care of it. Don't you want to enjoy. The most out of your life go to the beach with your family, you'd you'd, workout you'd want to get in shape. You want to look good for the beach if you want for a week. Don't you want also have those great experiences with their family mentally.

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oh brother, who the fuck. Now you grow up your man Abraham, is it got vitamins, vitamins, vitamins, so developments that mess that since You shouldn't sitting you you start doing. And then, like a word price, right. I bet they're really been facebook, YAP image it didn't you. Some of the faith of my biggest performed by far yeah yeah unable to share a video raised it yeah here and you get you get wildfire like no one else, because huge eager wildfire. And ones like hey hopeful? they gather everybody come to the show, because it it's more It's more! Not only is it like. Is it like? I am funny, but leg of the church says: hey we get this guy, come on in this weekend, Friday knave approval and an end its it's like the religion. Says you should go here on Friday night, so it's ike, brilliant yeah yeah they set their. There is like a like them right into them.

In nineteen, the chicago theater they go, you could do a chicago theater twice or there's a church called willow creek at the one of the biggest churches in the world. It's a big one. A top five biggest churches in america will Craig willow, caribbean actions place he had here. They go yes and we'd have to bring our production and our trucks in there to kind of canada, but they go. You will deal fill it in a week, sell it. On a week. And and- and did I hate to say, less real but it's a mean on the back: it's like they also, if you're a christian. in chicago the biggest the every but it comes there and they see

how cool this churches and our phone? How nice the seats are in the children's programme there all coming back to church there, so they dont charge you any rent figure as they want. They want, they want you to bring your bringing people to them yet their business? and then they go out. Let's go to www. Yes, if seven thousand do the seven thousand people did his while its Seventy three million dollar complex he's. Like that, it's all drivers do they just is twice as large as the Be theater in hollywood, one of the largest automobile haven't a united states of america, and so so when you when they do that. Is it just church. Goers orisons or as a deed, yucas, I'm assuming you also like fuckin fans, yeah, that's out, that's what happened is that make these Like you know, honest football, coach or whatever parent disney, where the new world and the like of you

If I go hey bert, you hang out we're gonna play cards its at the synagogue. You would just go. what are they do in their right? I said it had down and have now you just go. Are they gonna play? for me, are they gonna be alive to give money What do I, where you, just if you're not of it, you dont, know what happens in there so then the reich are you gonna, take up a monster, pay cut and do like the chicago theatre or But I knew I was like drinking a tone and like do another, that is in that articles, I knew was kinda like as a good kamikaze mission kind, but wait so so so How long is the run like how what was the by the way? What was the ticket price back then cause I'm looking at it like? We can you know, meaning you don't give me an exact one meaning. Can you charge as much as you charge of the theater or because it's christian are we doing like his like there's a comic, I must say his name check his name out: ok,

his fan can only really afford twenty dollar tickets. They allow us twenty dollars a really because here because her younger their millennia but but but he sells he'll do. He'll do for the two should all in dc or maybe even more s book because life and are a little older. They have money income like their grownups. They can take bacon, go. it can do a little higher? It can do a fifty or higher yeah yeah. You can do yeah so, but is that with with? How is it to set it to right saint bride. I say amidst the did, I will take it up like a family for panic or somebody that so that maybe the thing is you're getting like. If all you need fan sam. You get seventy rolling, I bring out the havana yeah witches. Yet almost like you, If you come to the we weakest

so like it was crazy cause we like, if, like I could, go to markets that other, like forest city, kansas like no one can tour there. But if there's there's a there's, no theatre there, but there's a three thousand seat church there, and I know there I was, I think some people here in this go unlike why don't get it, but because I don't understand you solve their markets that we have predominantly hit as comics, yet are that are like washing the indies They fell in algeria, miami fort lauderdale amp orlando Jacksonville. That's comics later I've, a good friend, What, then, are the yacht? You know it's not like, but like I can support, well the panhandle yet right and I can sell them sometimes in markets. Other people can't sell it yet because, because I Don'T- I don't not really sure why, but, but it is our job to the northeast. boston, no survivors, sebastian cells,

amazing up there, but he doesn't. Maybe he doesn't do maybe too do Norland or maybe not. I must begin by, especially since you're want to be a complex world say about like, but there there is Some are lazy. Can't yet, let's everybody, and so you we're doing, your tour was like how many cities I mean it was the the two thousand eighteen tour- was the tenth biggest enough in it like Kevin heart was number one and there was like jerry sign found. I was ten. clearly. Why don't? I know that using the post. I was like that in areas like way what That's what you are saying to like where we were talking do now. I ride not disguise ike yet and its know. How did you feel about. How did you feel about what you do doing those days? We did you like what you're doing you feeling I will love it. Yeah yeah because a lot of a lot of the people that are religious like oh, I got it edit all this material out. When I go to the church I was like. If I go to church, I get it

like you know when you a pot that acosta when you shaking when they put the blanket array like I can do, that at a panic ass, the church, but I can't do it at the improv that no one get their says it all as a whole. I love it. I still those those people. I still there there's a part of like that. The people, I canceled me there a little, but that's not the that's. Not christians does that these people love you and will do anything in my hulk. I owe my whole career to them. I don't I don't I'm not mad at them. I not. You know similar to say no, no, it's like it's like. If I do it for the state I had a lot of stuff, I could say: oh yeah florida like about like the halls, know France and they but no other stuff, but for sure pot bellies. I sat right there like just like certain. things we. I just know, and it's a u it wouldn't work at penn state. No, but it's fine, because I like doing it where it's like I go to florida. When I go to florida, there's material I can do

What is that I've never done anywhere, and I don't, and I know that I'm not going to get judged and it can be it works and it works yeah. I remember one time talking about in florida. I was like. Do you guys, remember remember when you were a kid in the fall, for a start getting cold and you'd warm yourself up on those green transformer boxes? In other words like by the idea of you, they return yet water, skin and alligators idea. Will you do that any This is not about joke it. As a judge of yellow about you. Do they're, fucking thirteen put reptiles, acquiesce each you now, but it but you are that if you like your fate, hoosier favour comic like when you were a kid kennison. Oh yes, yes, Is he related to use of our you know? I just I just love bales and say I just loved why I was drawn to it. Wasn't he it was it was. It was pastor, a preacher yeah and he digest listened to a tape of him preaching really yeah I'd love to hear that yeah. It would be

his attic? He like hardcore, whatever yeah, very, very into it. So so there You do the two thousand nineteen tour. When did you get in trouble, I mean so when the first video ever put out the verse like fire, it was about like it was making fun of christian music you're like switch the channels and come across a christian radio station, He thought I hear it's like very. If your christian, you know what did the sound is, so I watch the video and tik tok of of these people go in you can tell you in your hearing. Your spouse went to the same, Kristen cast me: I fancy, I suppose there was a good christian cup when they were singing songs, after and I've never heard of any of the yeah yeah yeah yeah, but there's like if you go to a black comedy, show I got the I'll go to Zane's. I live right next to there I go, I sit in the back, I go and I get it, but I don't get it.

I left like their sing, some song that I gotta adding grub like this, knowing understand how that its one of your oh yeah, I get it yeah like. I remember, watching a bar comic going on stage. One time he's like he's like who member government cheese like I say I didn't know, I have never even heard of that yeah, but they're all going crazy and I was eyeing yeah and he's like you, remember, you'd, wake up the one guy who can make grilled cheese yea yeah, with bombers iron, that is, anybody, go yo. Yo book you wake up, there they will make a girl Jesus in bet and he's a white about a bizarre inevitable greatly. Oh, yes, it is safe and his eyes are yours. It's like you get it, but you don't get it like the outlet electric box that son. But if you do, I owe the wasn't the sun,

they were fucking. There's a radiation radiation is laid on them differently in the winter of every eye. Out at sea I didn't get any. I ever got attacked by dog. Yes, where you jump up on those green boxes, article gets you did you get attacked by in florida. Ours have you've done if you grew up like that and somebody verbalize. Is it you're like I'll, follow this guy anywhere? I will follow this guy anywhere yeah. If you're very, like the Yeah and so that the christian song one year is that was at the first one to pop Well, so everybody thought that was the first I came onto like you know this. It was like you know, ten million or something and at the time it was just like, and if the whole debate was here's. The whole debate was: is this guy a christian because if he is, this is the funniest thing I've ever seen. But if he's not, this is wildly offensive. Cause he say, look at you guys are stupid. Your music is done.

but I am saying from real insight. Yeah I go, our music is silly and everybody goes. Thank you. Did it s bad, it's not good and then ever our lives like the then I could. I was like. The funny thing is unlike unlike the like, edgy like four church there like, like John crazy he's gonna, say something like it like. I have a about you gonna final biodiversity justify any surgery. and I go like my mom gets what about abou job and I go. He can move mountains. That's a good idea! and cursing obstacles If I were you, I was always listen to this. I think I've got on his concurrently big about David, jobs and like mike it's either. Get, we assign like like a tom's shoes

though she I have given a someone in me, that's a christian, very, very christian, and might I go. Good you buy one they given as a kid in a third country. I go what, if you get a return a pair, they gotta go back down to Guatemala, able like everybody's, like that I can't believe you say in this outlaw ended that at that sure jack, is it because so wildly irreverent. It's like. and there are also is a thing about. The fact that you are still standing in a place where they usually worship, yeah yeah, like the fact that you're standing on a stage that that same pastor. So how yet did did you mean? like mega church stars like all. I me I know a lot of really oh yeah. Of course you will, but there are also there are cooled, really any gross them Well, you either the rose them all in there all like that, like I did a joke about like jewels

steyn and he's like. I was at his church. He planted. He was like dude Joe was here. He would think that's the funny way if you're, if you're in, if you're in with them they they're like, because because it's like. You can call my mom. I can call my mom gets yeah, but you can't come on out this year. As I give you grew up with us, then you can say whatever you want, but if you're not one of us, that's why the whole debate was like our easy christian said: that's what's a cause. These jokes were kind of like pushing the like envelope of like religion and making jokes about bible stories and not different if your christian, united christian democrat just like you, but I have the same questions. Everyone else with the weird miss a weird the story is doesn't make. Any sense are like what everybody my name's john named after John the baptist, the bible character. real. I'm named after latin names are bible names Hannah Sarah ruth

Michael all, these are the bible names. So so then, at what point do just go fuck? well are, you know, told me the andreasen tina real as I was. I moved out here. I started going. I was doing these do in places like then santino knew me and followed me, and he and I was I was at the comedy- store monday, tuesday, wednesday night or two in the morning to try to get spots, and he pulled me aside that make me cry man. He goes aided. You shouldn't be here. He goes, he goes we're all trying to do what you are already doing. Go to them go serve them, they love you do this. Is there nothing here? There's nothing. You're wasting your time here and I go- and I I never came back here, what you, what the what the fuck superb I was, I thought like you guys were are the group was. I was excluded from the here

sounds silly now that time crazy, because it's not like it's funny. When you ask me, Should all peoples, fans- and I saw anna- I haven't seen it happening since we started part I think it has since at whatever was further podcasting lava beds. Such people used to do when away I remember watching all about that yeah. I remember watching David cross shit on Larry the cable guy's fans, yet as end for on Democrats should on everyone, but we're miss that a little like giving a little the ice sheet on everybody. He does is like everyone, socks and no aid and note not turn a build up. Any good with anybody nope nope, I kind of respect and by the way and our second guilty of everything he ever salaried. Like that, as I do I like about their crosses, it's like almost like gives a fuck. You know, maybe it's like a like, like

stan hope would be. The lad, hope hope was maybe a tell, but not really know until membership menu. Ok, I always tell it is a very, I think, what lives in his own world. I know he lives in the world is on what I'm trying to get in touch with him at certain dave date, television in his own flip phone world yeah. He does not have an iphone. I'm good, don't put David tell on any chat thread that you don't want to get rid of, because once you put the patel on that's there forever your green. He began color? The cable remember him sitting on. learn cablegrams fans in there and I'm really defending his fans and alexander, I feel like saying you know: weird way. You can only do what you do like you can only do what you do. You don't get to pick your fans. Like I mean I I remember thinking I wanted the fe. I want dane cook fence. I wanted these young college kids that were young and attractive them and but that that was not meant for me, my fans are going to be they're gonna, be somewhat grown up their pride probably have kids,

they were gonna delight at parting is still there I'm a night, but they gotta go to work in the more they saw its party that they like to fuckin, hang out with their feet made love fucking being out, is a tale baby. I'm fuckin, but they still. The well you would say like the dankert, like now you re like whose for cause all those kids were now have kids, why the mortgages and jaw- and I think of dane cook, a really think of dayton and by the way this is by TIM. Do not listen to a word, I'm saying I think of dane cook. Had I had kids yeah, I think his fans will be right. Back yup cause a lot of the experiences he would be shared experiences up and I still find em funniest fucking Amelia side as a major one of the best and look at like look like you know, rogan, and, and

agora and are they all started, having kids and a different, a different perspective yeah. I think I I think I dunno, but you don't get to pick my point, is you don't get to pick your fancy yes, went to watch. Another comic shuttle. Another comic fans nowadays Fucking ass legs. No one does it know, better than anybody you we go down the same theatres and use the other guy and a ghost sold out like you're ahead of him and sold out their respective show. I got it, I got to say why do I owe you are the one who can do. I go awesome us if you're gonna shit on any comic you're selling a theatre, you don't others are not a comic. No, not you like. You, don't get how hard it is not that yet fill that places get you there, then in that's the odious. Just do it Whoever early morning, ilium orient the luxury of mine is just like any other in the southern she's from knoxville. Just pop, Pop like three years ago, maybe two and half years ago, off of dry bar special dennis varies.

leslie anna morgan, there she is in the second. He has blonde get rid of it yet, but he yet there she is- just huge do never knew every theatre, mainly morgan, just pro hosted somethin shows a day. she was on Kelly clarkson. The other day was at your store the other day, but she just says she sold off the ryman in like an hour and he called like wait. Why. But you go I'll you'll never hear me. You'll never hear cigarettes oh yeah shit on her at all. Yet you know we do we'd be like him, I'm going to go check out her show yeah. I remember we're. I got to it every month. By the way I want to go to teach Austin I was. I went to his church last week for real. Yet I was in houston for hanging down there and I would love to go to jail. Is why? Well you go oh he's under the same pressure that we are the look out there that you see empty seats. Any of you know everybody so it is, does he does? He have wondered,

she works at her? Does they want me? I went there. I took a video of it is, is going to you know what he's doing in July, what yankee stadium there'd have been a good put a journalist in yankee stadium like he did like it's like him and, like he's doing like you, I mean I don't know you. Can you can use this yankee stadium august. They haven't done it yet, but here you go. This kind of like you, buses pulling out pulling out years, billions kind tipp of the cap. I go with a go to the harp. Yeah, do you ever as at play yeah? It's like. I would love to see. What's so what I ve TIM hawkins, yeah yeah. I heard him. Hawkins, but on a month ago the salutary would ever burst of thinking over there's another they can t markings

is, is a christian committing type? Haven't him hawkins? I think I know you're talking about, though he does. The I zero. He discovered me. Oh, I know TIM organs, it yeah yeah, he's a jack shit, yeah yeah he he would knew he will do: five thousand cedar and every every town in america For as long as he wants tab, and try to further immaculately hypersensitive of saying I know ass, a mere fans are shown up the product. What does not if you're not you're, not in that you're. Not on the. I told a comic that opened for us. It wasn't chris. I could just say: are you don't know what the rules are and if you say some wrong, just like somebody yell at me we love you there because there are their yeah they ear or simply a yankee stadium in twenty four team will do that I wonder I wonder what that's like. I wonder if he starts it. I know what it's like. So it's because I know a catholic cat. We have a. We have a set

I started with iceland, so basically catholic church is pretty much pretty happy think about it, because there is all the same. What's a certain it's a certain rhythm, so like it It's almost like a means really is like it's almost a sketch group. Everybody does the same bit higher and psychological yeah. Fifty four thousand seeds, yankee stadium. I don't care and care for giving away for free. If you fill in it. I mean I I just saw everyone knows all play yankee stadium for free I will but yea like did. He fill out a third way. I ve that's insane, but the gist So what happens when you see your listing? What does he does? He like is restructured, he's doing yeah. Let me I mean no one knows what he's gonna say, but does it is there first of all, he's is every week fresh off the fresh off. The dome

an hour really and say what you want agree or disagree, no notes, no just and that skill. That's an unbelievable skill to be engaging off the dome on tv. No, I mean I'm sure he preps, but he didn't take out. a book or nothing the holy spirit there. Yet what what's? I'd always the spirit you just well? if you have to actually leave the whole experience, I can see a guy yeah really off the top of his head. Just go me. You gotta, be pretty versed well versed with scripture, yeah yeah. I mean I guess I do it by doing a podcast once a week, but once a week I come down here. I thought we as their so, but these guys very, very like like a charismatic over any You buy Matt with that's where you gonna go, not the boy figures are cut. Name names were like you, you get virgin d like call like.

Situations because they follow we like, but it's also a very gauging person, but also god, yeah and then it's just very it's just gets mixed up pretty quick, its will and then money a lot of money to do. This is going to sound like hearsay to someone, if I knew it. Hearsay was, Do you see any correlations between, say dollars In a jordan, peter Skinner, Joe rogan absolutely mess it's kind of yet. Where you go now, I mean I mean this autonomous flip at you and I don't mean it dead serious yet. But what is the difference between shoulda seen and Joe rogan, because it's it's almost like a core belief and

Yet this is the group mindset, because if you break the rules under rogan law here right yeah, I guess say I'm trying to think of. say they saw you a ghost at a ball- and you didn't put your mouth, but you told him on your high, ah yeah, now highly lady you're out yet are obese. Crazier is is to go, and I know you do try to get a girl or wherever, but what ten move. Yours is roadrunner, george, I mean fucking around yeah. This is rogan, Simeon yeah he's a million, an episode yeah. What's his instrument yeah This is the it already reinstate since more than ten, my viewers, is watches weekly, inspirational messages through television and over sixty million people connect with joy each week through digital platforms worldwide he can be heard twenty four seven on serious exam. Twenty four set by whether it is this

is rogan you, the programming, twenty four sided twenty seventh and it would play every day of the year and he's got thousands episodes sudan, What are you know? That's while to think about it, it is wild to think about it. Well, let's are you also compared to like, like like either Biden or trump It becomes very high can do no wrong. That truck could give to a lot of republican right wing. He can do no wrong yeah and anything they say hey. What about this? To go? It's the other side trying to bring him down and ngo. Has the same thing and it's what you read there are haters. Are these are yet yeah you can't you. I mean a joe's run into some pretty big yeah, we'll see. Let's see Joe's now worth first. Most in asked. What it Joe is. George DE what Ok, what if this year, if they it's wonderful

one of the guillot yeah, so it would have to be on he would he would love to have him on your on your part. If, if you could get all those named Joe Joe, I would he would walk but cellos team. Would Turn me so quick. You look in his eyes and so spirited. I would almost got sold scientology yeah, I just got drunk at a dinner party and the guy was like say you believe in aliens right and I was like I do and he was like I'm like fuck. Incredibly hard The boy thought your let's go. I mean like I'm very weak, spirited and old, and I do this. I always try to find a connective. This would be another person as opposed to do. You know that yeah, probably joanne Joe, if you, if you did agree with Joe Hell stand his ground yeah, you see, I'm in Adam Conover. This item at automates, everyday, its other areas that pakistan zoo

yeah, it was like it was. It was taught us. We'll talk to good. I like Adam patriotic. I, like you, because veto Let me show called the g, show you something on networks really good, guys, really talented, but watching the two of them go here. At about about, like just things that were like, you, disagree with an end and it was like am I to be the same ass. If. it's like you're, saying once you believe in the thing, once you get ya like it, They asked of a guy in our church community. I go hey. Tell me one thing that you think the Joe Biden has done correct and I guess I got nothing. He has no ago

Well then we we can't really, but you could do the same to me, would yeah, but I don't know enough about obama. Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah, yeah or like or like, like anything an anti trump is like you're you're. Oh so you're as it also political, like a little yeah conservative, we're extremely conservative, yeah yeah yeah yeah, so which If, like our marriage, I remember- I listened to a geo. Rugen were interviewed a girl from my westboro baptist. For that reason alone and that still that's they still exist when they picket like funerals, they picket military funerals. Could I don't believe in war and they peculiarly bigoted thomson era? Did they had been there where's robots as being of the girl, the idea that they for what your memory, I think he had sex with a soldier once

What I do know is that it is clear that up the I know, I don't know what he did. I think he's a tom and I think they like Garth broke said he'd, like yeah reciting, I'm being series on. I really do you go you go! That's right! That's why the passionate about like. Does this idea of liquids get all the ideas in here we're cause? I grew up where we not their ideas. You are not allowed to listen to the other. So you just have these said and then you operate like I was like I'm not gonna a woman until marriage cause? That's how I grew less, not gonna kiss. Well, I'm married and I've been to weddings like that. Were they not kiss the for their first kisses on their wedding with a kiss, so hot see we see that we are critical of it. You always have the better perspective. Building I can work has had ended, I'm looking for something yeah, I'm looking for

something at Madame and I'm really lost yeah. Like a wake up. I envy, as I said, this were envy the people they cancelled. You. I envy them because there so I dont mean this disrespect for our backs are really give a fuck. This so simple yeah, so simple there. So. Limited and intellectually that we, the people. That said, I can't fought with that guy innings too much, because because I wake up with empathy, for everyone, yeah, so much so that I did. I I if it fucks me up, like I empathize with people that, like people to dislike nikobob I've couple comics it that I hate my guts and I emphasise comes I go hide my guts tagging I am really ought to be euralia and then I wake up. I wake up was with

hearing anxiety every morning. Thinking about what happens when I die but that every fucking every day. I think about that. I think the old I get in the more a body like my blood pressure, was one sixty over one twenty give a day or went one ten, and I woke up I like your heavy heavy as fuck, and I would I and- and I think I'm look- I dunno what I'm looking for. I'm looking for something and part of me goes. Maybe it's sobriety. Maybe it is. Maybe I need to go into a program and just go like that's it I'm done, but then, but then I just two seconds: go look, We showed us all bottle of wine and thought I bet. If I'm island I offer the movie tonight, I can have a drink in the movie theater. Right now on no ober home would be funded and were yet you get. You gets envy your dad. I m in a lot of ways as I go, he doesn't quite he doesn't it

So many questions, my dad doesn't have any questions either, but my dad, I think, is the is it like I I would love to. I would love to feel that yeah I would. I think there was there was at least at this conversation. about there's a girl that followed arturo us for like ten days, just love the show, and I go but what a crazy I go. I wish I cared about something like that. I don't care about any like that. She wakes up. She loves me. I got that's also two. If you love Jimmy Johnson, so much the oven, our vision but every nascar race and you're. Looking at the stats and the drivers and the crew chiefs and the pope and you go, I go. That's awesome. everywhere you look, people are losing money, baisers lost twenty billion in twenty four hours Zuckerberg. My boy is

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it still showed up to every fucking game showed up in school gear, fucking kept score brought, the kids drinks brought the thin anna and then halfway through the season. She was just we're just talking. She said what do you? What are you doing this? I'm a comedian? She goes. I book travel convenience and I went immediately. I said I got to work with her. I got to work with her because the personal care, the person has the capacity to care about things that maybe like she wasn't sure she didn't need to stop these games. I still work with our story. There are never I fucking love an end, but the that the this surface level comedian. Well like what a loser. That's how that's that's it, but you're saying you go! I dunno! I don't think so, but yeah. It is why I don't talk to her. I talked to the bottom of the bottle. with the boys yep. I was talking about being a fan. I'm a fan of a lot of shit like I like being a fan of stuff yeah

love it because that thing you're talking about, I look for look you're in life. I love I was in their view today were doing this. Fucking regret that I didn't put. You are fully loaded right now. It was so much oh aaron webber's coming out yeah yeah yeah. He was out with me like for like two years so killer. We are there's a bunch of people. I regret right now not putting up cause. but I'm glad a blood the view we have always had just added more people, yet so um I was saying to someone today on an interview that bristol race track by the way I went to that nascar race, a little yancey yeah, that's all that is going to be a wild night at last. Yes, that's killer, and I was like, oh, why not a lot of the gospel shit going on that night. Sorry keep going so I said to a guy I said to stage what other day and in colorado we rule out an ample theatre in in colorado, and I said you know at the

everything I envy you guys and not at all, I don't they. Like I envy you can get to see me to stand up. I envy you because that that's what I like doing what we're doing right now going to see a show it's one of my favorite things to do in the world. Yet I love I love going to see some. Thing I like it so much fucking. Funny like I went and saw steely, damn I'm a breathing. I got it. I got a text, we haven't you the facility manager on duty, and I go whoa yeah he's I got the facilitating, maybe want, and I went for the funniest parties texting everyone I gotta stood at when one of them all in I wish when you when people are you look out to your bus salespeople line, for your show me like. I wish I was there I want to be, then click they loved you for Two years and their finally in twenty minutes are gonna see in your like. Oh that's on believe. Do I love. I love you. If I was a bird fan,

many many rephrase that are not yup as a fan of say, bright eyes or wilko, or steely dan or yeah fuck, you name it yeah. My favorite thing to do is me: buy all the tickets yeah and then invite my favorite group, to go with me. You're gonna, love this and then and then go like scott. Do we and then be and then being in the show watching them love it? So I'm doing nothing better. I'm red rocks Ghana, gay thirty thirteenth go. But how great is this year? So fuckin we'll go? Is there the next night workers my favour? Bear so I bring a singular more norman. Has a jailer just the greatest guys, nor the party with and then immediately ass. Your picture online of mickey glaze arrive at now. So please, someone else in this now, but this is did sudden announcement is just a secret for my secret of ceuta, soft law secret soft launch, so technic, technically laser, I said: hey, I'm performing red rocks september. Thirteenth will go there on the fourteenth. We're all getting to see will go how bout

you come out and work with us. Yet we pay you and put you up and and get you tickets for everything as you're, not out of your pocket at all. But I'm we're going to get to see. Wilco we're probably going to get stage or say hi, because I will have been red rocks night for yeah. Do you want to do it? She's, like fucking and the offer now yet it so far. Yet that's good look on play a red rocks. by way of mickey is me: mickey did fuckin threefold, aeronauts killer, like so she's gonna. She could do. broken red rock yeah herself, but the fact that we all get to go see that's life, I love being the fat part, yet the? U. It will yeah you, which I think there was a justin bieber interview, and he goes. If you become very, you think you want what we and in the end there are a lot of benefits obvious, but has become a very if somebody says hey bird, like

when he says hey John, like I was very depressed and like abandoned it camp or rehab, or a basic chemo treatments, and I get out- and I watch her videos and it's very uncomfortable for another human to be worshipped. You want to. be the other guy you want to be. You think you want to be him, but you know, Michael Jackson can't go out of his house. Taylor, swift, justin bieber, these people, you want to be a justin bieber. Can courtesy wilco know ye? have the experience. I have never were you gonna go and you get a drink. All beers issue. you realize you will say how happy I glanced always closure, but it's not like or but it's cool whom yeah yeah and it's funny to comics the don't get that their bit Look everything like that. Like I'm yeah, there's nothing wrong,

with them- I'm, oh, I'm over it or up yeah yeah. I I I would like to er. We have like a a we have we sponsor like a nascar like a car john chris comedy sponsors up and we go watch him race. It is ass. Can you help me figure that out cause tubers? Would guideline? Tubers has a car we guess what I'm gonna do raising times there driver. Yet, oh well, yeah, okay, tom, Adam growling, so yeah we haven't really figured a way to make money off that like and eat like nascar like nascar, like I'm big in that community like Not the nascar raise last weekend in charlotte was Ike hundred. Seventy five thousand Like you do like oh nascar, like nobody, watches iter, like your case now, dean like no one loop, Brian, no one like the view from Ella in new york, and I got no one like

nothing is so sixty five thousand tickets did I It is this you saw, I think I saw loop riots in nashville, yum stadium and I was at the front row what oh, by the way- I don't, I hope it's not luke Bryan, I dunno who it is yeah buddy I was like I was like I'm just not my thing. Whatever I was real arrogant about it and I thought well, maybe I'm maybe I'm the idiot and the now maybe on the outside. Maybe I should be in here good these people in a in stadiums seemed enjoy somebody's. You won't that's what that's what you. I think that that you ve done that for the EU. Oh? I got. Christianity, and you go everyone else. I feel, like every other committee at the time not anymore, has now become like that. It seems to be working at that every I would never say anything at all, our most everybody chapelle everybody would come through our harassed, everybody and they were like

and then you go way. Why? What is this? Ask you what? This is a word that our parliament I want. That sounds awesome yeah, but I'm I you know they're going to the bathroom. He goes back to your best work, yet you're dead already do yeah. Don't let me forget. Rogan is curious this. Why you would be fascinating on rogan because Joe the one I share with Joe in then not as much as way better. This is Jos very, very curious, ass I'm I'm really curious about things, but I am also pre self centered select I said what I saw in you is authenticity and aid. The fascinated me cause I was like where's mine cause. I was all about it's always about me, so I'm sure I was like goddamn it man, it's so fascinating, that's a yeah! I wish It could have more of that yeah and I probably started writing from that plate tried to find that place in me. Yet to get there with it.

It's just like you. You see somebody that you see somebody act a certain way like they're there, You know bombing and abortion clinic or getting or rioting was like or you. crane and in russia. Are they believe that you're right, you're right there like this is the information we have people, russia, I heard lex fragrance edison, none not getting any one new information on people. should. I dont believe there is any propaganda over there. They get their getting the truth and then when, but we don't, no, I mean you know, I'm a comedian, I'm I do. I got no mother, just clause that I go, that I have the ability to say I really have to take on X, I don't forget they. Don't that's. Why I just talk about myself, I go, I can help you I don't know that I dont know enough about the linsky, the origin to be to have a tape I hear I hear I hear of prudent needed.

Here. We got cancer yavlinsky was corrupt, he's a comedian he's like I only legs linsky. Oh really, real reason. Those events authorities a comic these agreements, but I m very uneasy fog demos only when they were north korea. There like we were like China. has there movies are about americans or the bad guys what yeah just cycle. But he had any. We realise that, just as our moves are like, like afghanistan and iraq, what the billions in their weight their top guy does it have the black mass put the way they deny this thursday Is it wrong? Lol, yeah they're, like a bear? The americans are a threat that we are like. There has to be an iraqi movies. There are countries they have to. They have to be the opposite of great cause. They never,

were I never once thought about an american being the nine we are. Obviously he yes did. I bet it must be so fond of make a movie forgive me. I gather up your fucking that he's coming in with a charmer enemy. I answer would have that was my angle and movie. That's it. Could I just play the racist. Why devil had better go? you gonna nail that baby like yours, Don't I got this thing so where afraid burke, I just the yourself, if I say no, You see your operating off of the information that you have. Everyone is now also the go this is the information that I have, and so I, like you know I would tell rehab my guy for poland, let it because I like it. I don't care about that. But that is probably it's it's it's.

You know, did you know that does do people know that or not yeah? I I knew I knew enough cause. I knew you and I was a little invest. I was better than that yeah, so yeah, but most comics. Just I had a friend who got cancelled for like a joke, and I was like I was like that can't be real, though cause it's a joke. Yeah. So, for me, it doesn't register. I don't. I see it online. I just go yeah, there's yeah comics that I've go. I didn't something happen, but you don't know some things happened and you go whoa whoa yeah, but when yours came up I was kind of like I was like. Oh this this has got to go away, and I was crazy to me. As I know it was actually very real free area very rude. But from the outset king in it was something that was such a non foul. The we were all like, I'm so. Confused yeah and then you really kind of took ownership. Bob it was like. I'm gonna fix us, let's go back so did you know how did it start was in

the article or something I mean, it'd been going on as the first video that I talked about. The christian music have been going on since then, so it has been going on on twitter since the o have been they've been like yeah, he's a real that he'd know that he's a take advantage of women or he's not just doing things drinking or he drink. He's not a christian he's, not a christian. So since that first video they'd be like, I saw him out, he had a drink and yeah. He was trying to talk to a girl, all that kind of stuff yeah and nobody had any there's. No, no one had any. No one had any complaints. Now it was just like I saw that night. I know I heard from a guy that saw that it was very, but he understood and in that in the christian community that hold so much power, because it. every other committee and you know santayana she goes than we had worked together in a couple shows, and she goes She has honestly I'm stories about you and we ve been together for us, forget about family. You never made a move on me. I'm catapez fed it like

The comedian, I would say well some like some girls, I wish my husband wittingly relegating like life. So what am I when got dragged fur hitting on female comics, largely as a key, never What about my wife? We found words like that farc. Higher givers are working out, the photoplay you never one. So I go up so you and were you aware that was happening it? I was very. Very depressed because of it. because of living in this leg you not doing shows a big you all these people knew Did I was drinking and yeah doing normal things they. With all because you are kind of propped up is like people are like hey. Can you talk to my son about the evils of porn and I go? I.

Now we are like I got, you are not the guy for that job, but I will go, but it was like a kind of like it. It was. They just keep your in whispers. Now this in every time I can get leg up a book, deal or like do on a tv show. They would just like just flood these people with tweets and theirs, and those that will have a lot of time on their hands yeah a lot of time on their hands, yeah a lot of it and by the way, they're doing the work of the lord. That's what I'm saying, you're armed with the information that, like all the information everybody they're. Still, madam you today really is still there still is they'll find it on twitter, but they all all all correct activity, just wrong information like if you think somebody took advantage of a woman, and you think that if that is true, you should do it. yeah. I guess I didn't do any of that, but with the information you have

like out and hide or the opposite they would. You would look at me and just go. Oh he's just a sinner the cathedral. here's! What there's! No hypocrisy in yours like it! see if you see like a fitness instructor. Tell me how to work out, and then you see mcdonald's. So these goes. This is almost like or bad vigour that nothing on networks. So this is almost really akin to what happened to Aziz is disease was not not doing it thing wrong, but you just got, but he would hear branded himself as a, I and always said a lot of a lot of cancel culture is just a mist. Communication. What brand you presented on one thing, a final so. Let us all ok, so it's like, if I, if they were like burke, Reiser does

drink any. Why? Oh yeah yeah! I know I am as an overall who doesn't you don't want? Yet not yet they were like wait. What thought or like like say, like governance, some says, hey everybody, I wear masks and then he does wear. Then they crush him because we because you why you do that to me, because everybody's a little bit like them. You, however, once. Every ways of fraud in some erodes has little bit of a fraud. I mean I am of a buyer embassy. I'm affronted a different way in that finland is. Beyond this, she goes yeah. You really trash yourself for being a dad you're, not a bad dad, and I don't mean it and I don't mean it to do. I don't try, I'm not trying to do it as a bit, although I have used it as a bit yeah but the, but really do feel like because I wasn't around a lot and because they grew up with me the road and that I worked on travel channel and

I missed out a lot, and I think I beat myself up about that, and maybe I mean she's actually spoken to me about this and said you know you gotta, stop saying you're a horse. Shit that I've sort of shut down my whole life yep, but I think that that is, I think, that's also like I say I have a small dick while I have an ok deck, but I'm not going to be like. I have a pretty good, but if you enter the guy that, like the the the dat professional like apparent guy. If you found out he's the perfect that he beats a scare, you would be like. Thank you. Ok, I'm not! It will make you feel that are ok auditor, and I think that I think that start. to make more sense, then yeah, so so, then they would flood you'd go to the tv show they had flooded and they flooded yeah cause think about getting flooded and then he goes, but he bring bring back and a lot of the people were were peers of mine at the start, and then I become when they hate that

what you but everybody you go to rehab and the guy there's a new person comes in every day and they tell their story and which is why I have the most empathy for every cause. You if you hurt every single person's story and the worst that people have murdered people stolen painkillers from people on the That's beds, abuse violence, and you hear the story from the beginning ego that checks out, not that you excuse the behavior. You go like the kid the in the evolving the shooting match awake. I don't I don't, but if you heard from the beginning from like his, what his childhood was. What does everything? Well, now you wouldn't defend it and it's horrific and that, but you would go that trap poor guy. You will go, I'm sad for him really yes every cause. You hear the other side yeah and I bet

I dont know donald trump, but if you, if you go, I bet he as you know it His dad was into money and business that he goes. I want to try to get my dad's attention and I started doing businesses and then I want to get bigger ones, and then I was like, maybe date, jan berger and then it should turn again not defend any more on the other side, whoever you hate. On the other side, you don't you go to react He starts everybody, you go it's. It makes no desire to be judged by military airy cause every is the most horrific things you go put yourself and I entered to be fair. I did the same

hang where these women they were very upset with me. Let's say they go John put yourself in their shoes and let's say you grew up in church. Ah, your dat, your youth past, or maybe you trusted him. He tried to hook with you. Then this christian guy comes along and says I love you. I want you and then you find out. He is also like. All those other shitty fraudulent you go. I go I dont not that you don't get. I dont give anyone permission to get on the internet, and but you go, we look yourself in the mirror. A little. Wow? I neither rehab. you're, fuckin, rehab, I doubt that makes such fucking. That sounds like cato with that sounds like that sounds like every fucking person that,

Ever gave an apology online that you didn't believe that sounds like the one you believe we go. She would, how did the working and you were like? Oh, I am funny. accountability and myself here. I might hear and nodded again ago ye I can see why there upset that near the fair. and and also now me being on the internet, and everyone quote. Welcoming me back is not true, but but I can see why you be matter that yeah, And also, if you have been hurt by this organization- and they didn't give you a chance- and they let me, because I'm a celebrity rum, bonnier member. I could see why you you do not like me so so wended, one how the hell did it come to a head? Was it a art? It was an article that I got yeah there is.

There is a christian like like a tabloid magazine that ok, so I started dating a girl that like a public figure. Oh, I know it was in country, music, yeah, yeah, yeah and and then I went. We went public with that relationship and then there was like. I was a like a just. Drunk and open up the girls, are on the kind that wasn't hooking up. most not having actual sex of anyone. I went public without relationship and that that kind of got everyone together. Because they go away. He said he loved me. He said he was dating me or, love today you, but I don't I'm on a scale of one to ten like like how about was you're drinking the last red voluntary about drank in the morning one time in the airport, so not that bad, not that bad

it's so not bad at all, yeah! So so so really under controls, but yeah. I would get lonely in the on the road yeah hold on lot. Does your clear of you're here for a debate, but that area, because you're digress better, do not follow me. Do not Love nicely arrived. They love it at. My dream is way out and get rid of your if you, if you go to bed or you go to a burt met a great time at the arctic. I drink, woo, woo, mother, fucker, ha ha ha I need to find a god, I I need your rehab Jesus Christ that I got a year. It was what were you drinking? I love, you know all about either such about every guide us here and see us you're. Ok I'll, say right before that I was in somewhere in texas and that we live in bus at a nashville psycho I gotta go to a hotel that night

and also so that you know standing ovation sought out dago, I'm not going to that end. twitter chatter, was louder louder d at coming up to my cancellation and I go I'm not I'm not gonna make it through. The definition of addiction is repeated. Attempts to tredick will, despite mounting consequences, so repeated efforts to quit. Despite mounting caught so that could be food riots, if what, if there's consequences guilt, yeah, yeah, okay. I can't vulgate yeah yeah yeah, but I got my blood pressure, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, and that can be anything the internet. If you look at it sort of I'm not addicted alcohol, even if you're, ignoring your kids and you're on instagram, all that's ridiculous yeah. It can be so okay. So then, so the twitter chatter is louder and louder and I go on

it can be able to survive the night. I can't just after that dopamine just that's all. That comedy is just me rush to your brain and then you're going to close a door of a hampton inn. It sits like a prison cell at the time if I let it felt like a prison cell and would be alone when I've so depressed that all these people, I thought if all these relationships were based on. my job that they thought I was going home to know what really I or pray prey or something what they thought. I was. I never said I was legislators is kind of a sandwich. Is my fault and then somebody said Email to our team and said I ve been re. We ve been researching John for like six months and we ve and we we have nothing, but we have texting some, a some texts and some relationships at texting with married women.

Yeah, I know I can go read it: anybody can go reading arena and you you, rio, Rita and you're, going to be like with the first was a terrible journalism, but second of all, but what what but they threatened us, they go we're gonna release this tomorrow at ten p m d or ten, I am do you have a statement and they didn't now in twenty twenty two I wouldn't ignored it and just kept hearing but it was so like member the me to movement at that time. It was so scary, it was everybody people quitting their jobs like preemptively I yellow allow. I had a. I had a poster that we made of me. walking a snowman in the ass as it's outta here and- and this is how scary it got at that time they were like up my managers nature to like do not release that poster

It sounds like you're raping a snowman yeah and me too, and I was like that's what it was. It was just yeah, it's not a real surreal thing, yeah and they're like Juna to put that online right. Now, yes, like no balmy anal sacks of the snow man, you have it. I don't or an I don't really know about that. I really would be the covers a year. You just to everybody was just that he was so. but they were so. It would just why it was a wild wild time and now use you see like that. That's kind of been pushed back on now, like with the you know, like Dave portnoy from barstool, sports or or johnny depp. Not that I don't I don't have knowledge of that's italy's. Look as I but egos some earlier, hey you can't you can't just What's that mean so he made a statement I said hey, am I go and that's why? Why all the fans, are still as I go. Hey I've been mega louder, poor choices

alone that, and I know that working amongst that comes with that responsibility and I have not been doing it for a member number, all this sea in pre, even killed many and they went to rehab was for drinking urges. It was like the pressure work all ism attacker alcohol eggs again about deprived brush inadvertently yet now. Also they got you go to our attire woodwind, Also I yeah yeah as awesome as it is in malibu. Now, the first one that was in the his and wickenburg arizona and then the other ones in hattiesburg. You had too many rehabs yep back to back yeah, so he went to the one in the western stars gotta leave you right, yeah, yeah yeah. How was that conversation now that was way before that we had already broken up with okay for that country, western dance is that now she is last country country yeah.

So by that I mean the news was like not gonna, like I dunno were named by poor okay, see what she looks like. I remember seeing her yeah. So so I went there. I remember I had never forget the sweet sweet hang on. Does your team till you need to go to rehab and how does that rehab then go home and was fascinated. yeah? That's her addiction struggle. It's silly! Looking back on But at the time it was, it was no man, it's it's it's. I don't want to know my worst enemy. I don't know my worst enemy really had I n I there's been people that have been cancelled sense and I got just don't kill yourself. Just don't kill yourself really to really and truly an ya go just don't kill yourself. Do you want to undergo a goat, I know I know you do. I know you do. Was there a part of you that felt relieved that it was our one hundred percent as the first time I slept in first time I had a good night's sleep. I go is done now that about prisoners and guilty when they go

jail. Every good yeah slept great and have ever since really yeah. yeah so dear to you, so so you'd He says: hey we're gonna, we're gonna, call we're gonna do rehab yet and they and then now that another day they go, I mean you're getting crushed on the internet, just crashed it did like new york times, USA today, fox new cnn everybody and then so they go, will you not tour so weak? We cancel our tour because we were at willow. Creek They were a chicago theatre, yeah, they don't care cause you're willow tree there, we go, we can have your ear, did oh wow, so it all cut that it kind of came apart like that, and so then they're like we must cancel the door. Was there he goes. You can either my pr p we're lucky. They gave the pull the plug today and go or one by one watch him go

maybe a story every other day. Every eye is given pull the plug on out pulling out either rehab yeah yeah know. But this is some silly but like how, by yourself, are you in this? Like? Do you have like, like I'm, you I'm have a girlfriend at this moment at the moment and and your parents, I'm sure They were there in your brothers and sisters, Pierre liberty,. Install not live with me, but they wealth? They were there until the I got cancelled. I went to rehab, which is like two days really, so I got on a flight to phoenix yeah and then you go to private first class I got got area of gold prior to real away. I waited to go, I'm so fucking pumped rivers are I mean if it's it's, you would love it. I love, I really love being sober. Yeah yeah. I've been sober since that day, but oh for real mess. Since that day, oh nice, I am

like I said so, everybody in everybody in rehab a minute these ones, as is widely successful pilot professional athletes. Entertainer us lawyer, doktor pie everybody's at a place where no one calls them on anything. Oh so that so everyone in there's like who I don't know him, like who angelo stains as you like, hey you're out. You're, if you're in one of those you're out and anyone around me, is there so much money about a somewhat goes: hey John you're done! That's how that's how that happens. Unfortunately, my cat Williams. You know Heerd stores by anyone says like hey your firm, you done. You're fired yeah. I just anyone it's against the so the year before he had just a bunch of fucking offers yeah everybody

and now I dont believe it play everybody's vi. I don't mean to take, I don't mean to like. I don't mean to lighten everything, and I don't mean that blake. In my community of of like my friends that have been in trouble, it's been pretty big things yeah, pretty big, hangs, and I don't mean to lighten what what what happened. With you or with the women. That was it. You don't mean that I don't want to, because I do imagine as soon as you said. I don't think I related to it, but when you take a look at the at the time, the type of woman that comes your show and trust and believes enough as faith and then to find the guy up on the stage that the preacher, the earth he sat up and the same stage. He must be good. They only put the fucking good meet up. well last day, and then I and then she tags a photo love the John crusher I go what's up and then she has oh, he is this John,

and I go I met where are you met the hampton air, whatever we want to its I get, we doesn't, he must be. Good yeah he's I'm gonna go over yet started that none of the behavior was anything now consensual or anything that not even close to anything, but it was just like that. I would never apologize to any on twitter for being, like John crazy needs. I would but that those I would like. I would want to apologize to them, yeah cause. I cannot alter my behavior of the physical activity, but that that by I misled them with my words, you know: what's crazy is how many comedians right now are listening to this gone, hold on we're not allowed to do that yeah, I meant being lied away. I remember, I remember when one of our friends got canceled or got in trouble and a female it can be them was like yeah. I never really understood guys having sex with their fans yeah, and there was someone I was friends with at the time yep. It was just like. I only fucked my fan yeah and I was like I I've been

Mary. Those are my advance, and so I That's why why? Why miss the I miss that boat of like thought invents, but I, when I was young and I worked at the store or not at the bottom- comic club, there's a good girl, was that we had done the show you get down to the bar bag it in. If you have a few drinks and then you hook up with one and then next night, friend. There was like the thing in mind: tenders at the yeah. It was like it was like that. I don't We were well aware imo whereby the both of you at the front. What is I I got on Lou

anderson, like kind of mentored me a little, which is a different story. Me too. Oddly enough, it yeah like he was really great to me same with me. Yeah and a lot of people have different stories and I that he advanced my career times ten and I allowed to that guy. But he put me on live at gotham. You remember that show yeah back. It was the biggest deal ever right and I I was a you know, one of eight kids now kind of like not overlooked, but just not a lot of attention from my family. I got on live god's first time on tv, I call my parents, I got my data about t v on friday and I I had somewhere in my head. I had they're going to get a projector put it in the backyard. the whole neighborhood over, send out invitations, our sons and they go never get this than that. Not not there. They go. We don't have that channel and it just I've been. A lot of committees will relate to the edges crushed made it cause that.

I don't know I thought tv was Getting on it was, they would finally be like we approve week as I was gonna, be one nighters in sue city for a hundred fitted out of sleeping in my car and like nobody than we thought it was gonna, be good or bad, and then I remember doing live at gotham and a girl after the show. We we drank at the bar and she goes catch. This graphic from my fanbase went up. She goes. Can I suck your dick and I I never had Four I never had before, and she gonna got what he means: yos you're on tv tonight. You deserve it and I, just as emma since I just kind of went no, no, No. That makes, and I went down a path for is the fork in the road. Yet you looking for approval somewhere, that's that's it. I never get that so.

Yeah, but then again, if you're on the other side of me, and you hear this story, you go, I make sense. stand up and that the opposition to meet they go. It's tough, the that yeah, and you just kind of went down that road until now, there's there's an there's little things like that happen, My time everyone's life were Approval you want is not the approval you can and you find it in another place yet cause you're gonna find them up. you're going to Sarah Silverman said that I think I know, but she goes you're just going to go in the direction of like you hear about a kid in in chicago in, like a gang and like

you know the violin, and why would he do that ago? Nobody cared for this guy. This group said can be with us. We got your back, we'll defend you, you ride with us and you go suckered by the way. Fuck him hats off tobacco yeah. Let me suck your dick. No, oh, ok! Where is she she serves fucking, fucking prize chief, but some of by her father, so many complex that are successful rather dominated by the major suddenly there I can't tell I have broken my brain is out is what's wrong with me. It's you know, it's the it's. You know a part of the reason I'm I am who I am is that any girl that ever said that to me I just fucking, immediately walked away from. I was like ooh. I bet she sucks everyone's dick or not yeah. I was that old, woody Allen.

I do kind of want to be a club of any anyone that wants to have me and thats great yeah yeah. No wonder they want to have me yeah yeah, and so I go hey you gotta shoot for the weekend headliners at least there is a though there is a great joke in one of the company I read where they got. It was I want to? I I give them credit and I I remember the book and he was like a guy. Is that he's wearing the tabby improv? We? I remember that because I knew where the condo was he was, he said he was, out of the bar with a girl and. and she was like a. We should go back to your place and is ok and she She was driving down. The car started driving back to the condos. where the condo was to I, so I guess you've done this before, because I've never done this and he goes. But you know where the condo is just I don't sleep with the feature act

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and they said they said like as I was, I can imagine never like drinking again or never. I can. I can imagine that go that. Well, I can imagine that ever ever I can imagine that reality and they go it's kind of like come the when you, but if you know like, if you get a scotty Your your blood will rush to it or clod it'll, scar, it'll, scab in or heal your body will do that for you, because if you sit, if you sit with this Pain and shame, And- and I will say like I looked- the devil in the eye- I looked him in the eye and looked him in the eye. And I and I go if you sit with it, it will like you, can't escape anything so there's. No, I ve no drugs. No our call! No women! There's no caffeine, there's no nicotine,

there's no sugar they had heard. I can go, there's no music, there's no fiction books and there's, even if you like to get from that kind of working out to get like, and they don't even let you do that they they'll. You can walk for thirty minutes a day, but you you can't no no escaping of any cause as soon as if you feel some pain you get on your phone, it's a you can get in get away from it and go. Do you get theirs that they just sit with the enemy, horrific but become at the other side, and you go not scared of I'm not going to the hotel room a night sending there. I'm not scared of that. To I'm terrified of that. Yeah yeah are fair, that's fair! I'm terrified! Tonight, yep, the guardian misses me and isla know, and I'm wondering so. How do I go to bed tonight? Type of fuckin? Six am call

yup, and I'm like, I guess, I'll, look like shit, but that's okay, cause a woman, look like shit so, but so you did that for forty five days, forty five days and then the next place was like that and you feel do you feel amazing. At the end of forty five days, yeah yeah yeah If you mean I did I got back, they sent me myself on a job me off the phoenix sky high for airport. I just walked down up and down a terminal, just cry: I go. I really I kept it just like you bite into a ham. Sailor treaty drink a coke or you eat of we reverie sees any go. Oh my that's! On his work ago go a craddock innocent, credible man, yeah. oh man, I listen to my I have my phone and my my spotify and I got if I could ever listen to a kenny chesney song again. It. And he just like. I was early for my flight cause. Then I just walked up and down that aisle as cry no interest in getting a beer. Now I, as a couple

since then, but no one, even though with that on that day, you try it. No, no because you're trying to you that they told us a story about a girl that got repeatedly molested as a kid repeatedly molested as she was an alcoholic and they said now, they're just trying to deal with her her the alcohol saved her life cause it's too it's too it's too heavy. Our addiction is trying to it trying to help. You is trying to bree it's too. The burden of is too heavy to it, some of it it's too much to any real people that kill themselves a guy. I ice. I empathize with that. I got you ve. There is, if I thought that there was no other way. And when I got into rehab, I was probably month in my manager called me and I was like hey, I go how many followers are lost, he goes magnon irl. I go wait what and then it goes. He goes. The others clubs are there waiting to, and I could see the path.

forward and there's another guy in there. That is a cocaine act, and he was a lawyer and he was turning it licence back translates over these last life. Lorries bigtime practice rich guy and they he relapsed, and they came to him and they said is one of our best friends in there Kennedy, said you're, never gonna hear licence back. You never any kill themselves which he should not. side of like being a christian or hope or even if you worry, you're never gonna get. I saw path forward, so sobriety if I could stay sober and give my purse live together it I could see the there is hope yeah, but that guy's never gonna get up a viewer, Jeffrey Epstein. You should know that christian to say, but I don't know if you're Jeffrey I've seen you have

everything drugs, women billion- are your own island. Now you lost all of it and you are in your sixties. Seventy are held. It was your never getting that back. This has serious, no, no! No! No! No! I love you. I love this because a year the right, if you have, if you see a light new go so there's hope, then its than ever. It was achievable. You are the human spirit. Can att can overcome any This is going to sound, so fucking stupid, but, like I have been not drinking a lot during in the week on the weekends? It's been that way for me, but on during the week, because I have noticed that if I don't yeah and I work out. I've been noticing my blood pressure drop it and so that that.

and it's and it's made me- want to workout twice a day yep, because I've I've see that there's a benefit that other, yet you can, if you go, I'm just going to not drink. I go miss me with that talk your pick, but if you have a heart attack yet and you go I'm going to start taking care of up, then you can. He nicknamed gods got settlements or about what he gets over. I never understood You just say a sober and I action and acts. I called him and cause he's easy Nikki Nikki sober. A lot of sodor is sober yeah and anna he's a he goes. He saw Kevin Hart, when the winner eagles won the superbowl, given our got upon them. A podium. It was kind of making a fool of himself. Can it and he is. I never want to look like that and they were drinking cheese you can if you can figure out the at which I can fuck yeah we're over eighty could figure out what bit beguiled stage demanded, as others zapata leg, whether bad air

You don't see that if you, but if you can then I say, did the christianity fails a lot of us when he said just don't look at porn or don't jerk off now, just don't I got it well. Why or the urge you can't just say the dull and christianity is don't, don't don't don't don't don't don't. I doubt it should be more. The k do figure out, that's not the way and then it and then you you do it by choice, not because you eat. I want to get caught right, like see us, so I stopped a sub jerking off because I think really because my testosterone there, but I just I stopped because I was like oh it's so much better when I have sex with my wife in it like it's so much better yeah. It makes that experience better and that experience means more to me than the other thing and then yes- and I felt- and I and I had to- I really honestly had a hard time finding porn, because

guy get on a porn up and everything was stepdaughter step. Father, stepsister, step brother hits you defended by eta and a young teen than alike. That's not net that's who hangs out of my house like, I can't I can't you road. We, I can't, I can't be on that path and so like I mean not for a period of time. I just had to pick my favorite porn stars that I met a couple of them and I'm like now in cancer golf, which is the exact you you, you have the opposite of twitter. You've, you've humanized this person. You got one ship. Turning someone into a human you're, fuck yeah, that's a that's a yeah. So if we go, we go, we gotta kill these. These are the Al Qaeda. Yes, they are monsters and there were like bats calcutta, family disguise put in his kids, do These he's soccer in the front for just a front whatever they found the tough yeah. That's tough debate stuff to get

as someone that's cut you off and tried to yell at tough to yell at the starbucks barista. It's tough to do. If you eat you go so tough, so so If you go to the second rehab and then you have golf clubs yeah. That was alright. I would golf off There were does, however, well I'll fucking. We had two we had to every so is ninety five, but kenya have to proposal every hour of your week every hour the weekend said whatever you want by the way that makes total sense yeah you can. It makes total sense I'll, tell you why my weekends get away from me. Cause I have nothing to do yeah so, like I workout in the morning, and then I go great. What do I do now and then it's like and then everyone's like hey we're going to have mimosas in your life Did you right away, no plan, you gotta, go, I'm gonna get up a ten, I'm gonna go and buy. Cried then. me and my roommate are going to go to launch I'm going to hang out the apartment from eleven and two and watch college football. Then the whole thing has to be cause. Then, if you're not

There they go, you said you were, that is which is addiction that you're a liar addiction. He just yeah yeah due to our my problem. Is to be honest about my addiction. Yeah. Come this way too honest and in a weird way, sad account. ability? That does the same thing about the hypocrisy. I'm not I'm, not I'm pretty. I am across the board without would make you. That makes somebody on cancer because there's like like what about what gives Well, maybe I have said some things about which we started. I was sort of biogas ten years ago, and we know that we're gonna be out of all the third way we're going back. That's it ended erosion. And they went back and like oh yeah, it would mean unbelievable. What was it it's? It's a. I can understand not to empathize once again with the people who are attacking you, but I can understand, like you said,

young girl who faith in this in this and trust that to be let down again, I can understand her out resolute. I can understand, and also, if you don't know- necessarily know or have a interaction with me. Will you ve heard the store and you have a similar heard out- you go you just pilar- I guess I You're not gonna, hear me, I may I will defend myself obviously gap but we're so sweet. Let's go back to out so than when you do. The second rehab come at how much at the gulf or twice a weekend or something like that. Was we get the weekend? Okay, well, nine to five. You have a nine to five years, wouldn't yes it you just gotta, get where you live in apartment, complex with a bunch of the and there we go and learn about. You know your childhood and duties or nationalism spare that's ia, So my image

really I was like I'd- probably do without the alcohol and the women and stuff, but that my my drug was the attention. When I that's I go, I I want to protect the can. I still do the thing we are and that's what I as a child, that's what I and I'll never forget. There was a We got to the second, we have a new and that they were at where you want to go to lunch, so the for the guy. That's new, chooses Go we go anywhere. We want for lunch as harrisburg. sebi, which is a southern christian that I go. We can go anywhere for lunch and then go yet and I go. Let's go to chick fillet and that's my like what are you laughing at I was running through nine place where you would go and get recognized and I go. I wanna go to check the light and air, and it was a no one had heard for me or seen me in in sixty days. I show up at this ship fillet amenities burden. It is its.

May have do and I go like I am. I got it. I got it all. I guess we said then do next day you go You know what all they were looking to get rid of. I think I gotta yes, I don't know I didn't know. That was what my problem. They are gonna go and he felt and they banned me from cheerfully and church in rehab, because that's the place is right I would be. love to be in the same group. At last, you can't go like the guy's extra club bars. crest sidewalk in front abortion glenn. I guess you can only go to your gloves. Nobody there, that wasn't fit? My though in fit my how I would act out against the rules, it needs to be against the rules so the executive or tickling. so I got to and then and then it was and I go. Oh I can I'm good, I'm good. I don't need us

I hear forever I'd go. I can go out and I'm good yeah and everybody goes dead. What up? We love you, we missed yet we've been praying for you. We were thinking about you, man. We can't wait to see again and I go. Ah. I was like and I still got it or still. I still do it and that's what the rest of that is what I've still been working on. Tilson says days. They would say things like eh, we'll let you go two, if you wanna go, chicks, lay gotta go to the driver and they love you. go to church thirty miles. Side of the city, there's a small baptist church and together again not interested Now that it has, I you don't need to know, I have bind for that fine for that when they go were the red balloon. How and why and their language like a? I. Would he gets brings here, like the like now, but we do have we're going to start server. Rumpled smells like ok, so they come up than I care to king. You you're a bunch of ok. It like a four five shillings.

Will they serve warning or manage to now about funding? I'm gonna. Do they like? Oh, I thought you wanted to get not enough. Nanos dont want back luau, yet either were like the champagne, they give you on business class and then you go haven t to those like that, no, they are you serving drinks. I was like. No, you go, I'm not! I'd rather not yet. Why not? Let you then have to take something now don't get sent me down this that does semi down this path that's crazy and I knew I could so there will be like in a friday night, It's like hey we're just gonna like there's a college football game where it's going to order pizza I'd, be like shit cause. I could go out and yeah And I and they go they were we worked on things like. If you go to a restaurant, sit like sit, it sit this with ya to the wall, so people, don't they walk in they. Don't and I would consciously or subconsciously always be go under.

It's so ever, and they just go. What about this? What about and I go, and they just if they just admit it and then they then they got married. I got no. I wanted to go to that church because I go and they go you're lying to yourself. Not to us. We don't care where we work. We you'll find yourself you're lying. Then you go with such a hard such a hard pill to swallow because yeah like I think it to be very honest: it's getting recognized is pretty fun, especially if you're going through something where you feel like you might be, might be in trouble. Turning against you yet tempted to know that your you might still have a career,

Oh yeah super addictive and indigo like like just but I, but I mean that that the and that's what it that's, what the I wanted the attention from and I used our call to get big confident with women decided at those weren't the end I would ever just drank and go to sleep. I was needed our call to get the attention from the word. That's that was the thing not the, and so they were like you walk through. All of that nigger like and I still now I still It's too yg I got. This is a screwed up situation as all the other people in rehab were now kind of feeding off of a two. They all want to go. When I go out cause they're like with the air with the guy in words, It feels good its secondary addiction for them. And then everybody kind of around is kind of like it's just so will you need my daughter's with you, because my daughters are fuckin, they fuck,

eight it shut it down. Yet I don t, like I love isla fuckin and what happens to my daughter's began to talk about so much my act, people than look at them realize it's them and daughters will just shoot them. I die or not, or rowlett, fuck yeah cassettes that that's not how they get it. They definitely ok, so them so long ago. Was this, mrs in two thousand and nine teen off. then I got this. Couldn't have happened in two thousand and twenty one was perfect. I know I got out and then it went right into pandemic and everybody's like destroyed, and I was like it's the most freedom I've had. I was living the dream yeah and then yet- and it was like that I I came back to the internet like a eight months later. To the day I came back to the internet and I go. I've made a video to go. Hey you do like a bit

id like an apology, video yeah, but I knew I couldn't read it. I go. I make videos for a living, I just gotta, be there. I do a pr statement. I co I'll get crushed for that. I got unfortunately, I'm to have to take the heat. I just gonna have to make a video and if I say the wrong thing then, but what is the thing that I kept? thing that here's the thing that christians get slammed for is that the forgiveness thing we go worries post of we're warned. I understand you ought me you can't for me, Once shame on me or whatever sure sure, but but what was the, what was the what was the blowback like eight months later, you released a video to you. I'm sure you gets a group that yeah I never forgiven, yeah disguised at. and it was it- was it ass I grew. I tell everybody, I go a girl, Without this shame suspicious running sex is shaped do it never be and never, and then

remembering rehab. I tell the story on stage I go. We went to five guys it's the first time I was out, and this family goes John crest. Ago? Ah, they're gonna say I'm MA am embarrassing as a christian them, a bad role model for the kids I'm about and that they do you people they were, they knew they knew because they go hey. We just want to let you know that we, we love you and I hope, and pray for and we ve been. She really feel it for you and I echo what did he notice it, but because the way I grew up he go we had to like. I remembered the church, I grew up and we had to confess to our past her every sunday morning, when the last time we masturbated was that's great yeah, it's it is a very er like wenzel yeah, yeah yeah. It's I remember in the we we had confession. At least it was in like fucking not face to face, and I remember one of the priests saying

one last time, masturbated now and easy topic. im, not telling you. What have you lied? Your parents mind you I like everyone. What the fuck is deeply the volume they'll marries our doom. He knows what I did you go play we, I would tell you dont middleman years from drugs off or how are you it'll full block. You know about the dolphin religion class like like I, like, I love you, I just didn't and then people, if its first time ever that people knew everything about me and they go. We put it we punish and never forget. We put a show on sale and my manager called me and he goes it's sold out and I go that can't be. Did that and like just like how? U d? U d

Walter SR, bad dad, yeah it. So in rehab, this place was not christian. They just said we love you you're good man. He made some poor choices, but you deserved to have love. You deserve to have life in your we're, proud of you and good for you for taken, and I go, and I got this so foreign I every night I would get on my phone and get on twitter and look for people. hang horrible things about me: cause that's. What does it make sense? Yellows makes it sets out comfortable they're gonna. Tell me I'm share is that Gaza I believe I am when someone says we love, you will give you a second chance. I go what and that's not to be like two christian, but that's like that is the message of cheese us of that is. That is that it is the key It's started the whole thing like that's kind of, because this is my. This is my big night. So I got one thing I can do it yeah. It's forget yeah you're, like hey yeah, and then I yeah yeah, and then I go that kitten. you live in this whole were, where, like now, I don't drink and mobile.

got abroad I like to drink rebel and looks its system seems like a silly religious thing, but it looks the same color as a beer, a rebel and I'm glad you know like to arrange its photos and I go. It's very liberating. I got off to like delete this or yeah on tag myself or if somebody states not in can grow it with me yeah, it's I think. That's the fuckin lesson is that just try to be as can grow with you as possible. Yeah. Do you think of you? It is crazy question. Do you ever look back and looking relationships before you got really popped and go. There's one check that we were pretty serious, but it didn't work out. Do you ever think like had I married her? None of this would have happened. Yeah. I think that law really yeah cause. I was cause I'd, be I I'm I'm trying to be accountable in this year because

If I didn't have the environmentally I'm. What I did I would have been. I would have been a fuckin road dog. X. I know same baton. Yes, yes, I would have just. I would have been a guy, you know about it, I mean it happens to me now, were you get like beautiful girls will hit me up? Don't I read any? my dams and in general, the in the other one in or the ones you know about the idea I read em in the in the then formal right. If you had a previous conversation that pops up in areas and so by the way I got the so I don't need any of them in the jet in the general I read the ones that are people I follow up. Well, I didn't know this, but

few retweet, someone or release rethink the thing and illegal. I know you have an idea, then then those people kindred dreary income at www, F, and so I had never in my whole career in china with anyone that that I didn't actually know that those stranger yell at me? their strangers that what are you married the whole time, yeah yeah yeah, yeah, sudden, all son, one time a retreat. This girl, I won't be too specific. Some I'm sure she listens by retreat. This girl, but it's like I want again to committee or were as she treated like bird, absorbs icy brokerage Asher I reach. We did a red posted on inscribed stories and issues in my dear ones as yet. Like oh mamma, you know hope you're doing well, and then she was like. I really wanna get into comedy. I was like, oh, you should do it. You know same thing. I knew that one yep yep and they start sending like boom boom boom boom video messages. Aber

I want to show you iron tonight and you're like em and by the way very Emily amended by the way, I'm in a van andrew, I wanna van with all my cousin kay. all. This is happening about what is happening here and I am talking about the time We were in an online and he saw it my eyes, I was like a game because you're like there's a hot chick, I'm in me and you live in and then you go. Oh that's what they oh yeah. I knew you had to put it down and be like. Oh, I get it Why are you now? Because I can't allow you as it is I'm a married man. If I was single I would have I wouldn't him over yeah. I would Been in everyone's dams- and you go oh that the like that yeah, it's like almost like a done any drugs below a one that the eager of that one. I can't mess with that. One would go game, yeah they. This is too like. I know

the heroin, unlike what you do that like it's come over, but you did that xanax I mean Xanax for me was, and I I had I was we were. I feel that we were making fun of Jordan Peterson the other day but like in a fun way, but like the first time I took Xanax, I was like I remember the first time I gave my dad his antics. My dad I just draw here's. What was this? What normal people feel like an you like that such a bad thing It's not that I know how that works. Yeah you're the person that should never take that away. Yeah, yeah yeah there you go, this is so overwhelmingly it so yeah yeah cause do anything about that is its eye noses. It's a significant alex. You know you more exactly we were we all remember the surroundings, you over the van you. Could you go? Oh my. This is yeah yeah, yeah, and so am I am. I feel blast that I got liam for a number of reasons, but one of which was sure she. I think she forced me to be honest

so like I would all I've always shared anything like anything with her any and that would even likes going to strip clubs or luckily some people. Some people have a problem that land and have a problem with vital strip club should have a problem. If I had a lap, dance, another bothers me dollar radar signal fuck, that's a henry, they said they go. If you and your wife avenant than is on you ve, been you got any think they know you yep yep. I've always told her to keep me honest about my drinking in her whole problem is ever only ever been health. It's like I'm, worried about your blood pressure. I'm worried about you on the roads are gaining weight and so but yeah I would I would have. I wonder that like if you had found that one check, well, I was I wanted to marry a girl bend to those nine before I did comedy and then you will they

Go ahead, go ahead because she- I remember she broke up with me surprisingly, and I had owes it was that place wits end is in aurora, is not there anymore. Is it going to in a strip mall that was hosting? I can't do this. I cannot do this show I just have devastated. My life is destroy, but I give my word I was going to do it. I did it and guess how I felt fucking like a drug yeah, and I got my due this summer go here, we're outta this, that's the thing. Are you just go I just got the basic loves me. Any support Obviously you I need to do it my career, unita and egg, like reality of each year in year out of money in order to work again, you'd just say: you'll love it. My complex where I live, my condo. Unlike a guy that It's the mail and takes out the trash, and I go out to Wichita and your god, the psycho, where you gonna do I wanna go out. There

because I feel like a little bit. I feel important out there if you'll love that feel valued and lay there would go make sense. So we have you been to church since we now really really now, really which that's some interesting question, were it's a heavy question but yeah an unfair? well. No, I mean christianity doesn't really have a lot of room for like. If you are, you will say you're trying to lose weight, trying to lose weight. You know in the bible, praying and other stuff. You can't find the discipline and then you find Oprah and you lose that is they don't love that when you find owes him help or healing outside of the outside the outside the Feds yeah, and I they would say I would say we gotta think god in his grace or sovereignty, led me to.

Help lemon roulette, let made at yale, but but the things that in inch what the shame. The overwhelming shame and burden of sex is what what led me into depression was from religion, not my behavior. It was from it was the It's. What took me down was the religion and that's not how all christianity is. But I think god is confident enough that he's like he can take out your offer. I think we're good where how's your faithful, never been stronger, really ye are more of a Similar to the man in the book currently yeah, Yeah, that's what it is it yes, legged the guy in the book is like a provision for yourselves think about others. Do unto others, as you would have them do what you serve them, be like that yeah! That's what it is. I can't god right yeah. It's out, though yeah I try to I try to do.

I got mark wahlberg, jose a prairie up again pairing athens, pray for religious six, forty five, my fucking! I'm a horrible pair. Ok said it was an accident, is yeah. Just did it we're here and I'm taking her to the movies and fuck em, I wanna be on people's other bills. Podcast by like I'm a leg like a mental health guy. Now you know it's going to be a comedian, but if ever is going to see okay, this is I don't want it like that on the like box myself, and I don't think that by the way, here's what's it's unable to listen to. This paragraph is like its is kind of like like one of those cry space. I would like everyone, everyone, the lessons, Parker S, kind of gets it

no number one of a global listener. So the fact that when I do listen, they love those forecasts. There like two like we purchase, and this must be interest Lima they're going to let going look at how long this went and go. That's the number one thing was you would have ours, they're gonna go whew. This is gonna, be a good one, and then there are also did you don't get alot of people, the all you get on twitter from us from our fate. My fans is, I do those button. Bright. Conversation may conversation the euro. few dams from people that are god, there'll be like or but maybe like direct met, whatever directly tweet you that I'll say hey man. I grew up that way. I identify that why you are here, there's a not even like to bear, as we will have people people onto baron yeah. Not they just did that if anything, they loved a break

walls super, but I got there such a fine tuned to bear fans are such a fine tuned gave the following two comics. They also listen your mom's. That's two other comic down at his wife. Yet they understand comedy and saint jovially, a very fans of yeah I get it and by the way, there's a lot of people that are by this. The same way you didn't find. Absolutely Ok, here we got one in this room. yeah- and that's very you know him before you know before nope, real, I'm hoping we get. What I'd like this to do this podcast is. I hope that some christian people listen to it yeah and, like that bart fans, and that go. Well. That's like, I hope, there's a clip that goes viral on the web. Where people go, that's fuckin, fascinating, because I I've been guilty of anytime. We have anyone of faith in anyone who has faith who's, the other

First one we had here, Angela Johnson, oh yeah, and angel Meyer yeah, and I and everyone knows I'm looking for something yeah, I'm looking for something- I don't know- maybe maybe it's fuckin mushrooms. Maybe it's me, but I'm kind of searching cause. I I I do have questions that I do I have anxiety and I do have fears and I'm an I trying to get better at everything. And and it, but this isn't a self help. Podcast it's a fun yet so, like people don't show up for selfie on it yeah or like a we didn't do it. We didn't say the right technical term, yeah clinical tonight, but there's a I was late coming over. because I was trying to get a red, the gas station and there was a guy he had a in a like the lottery tickets, you with the logic head, like a stack of up. and I was wet and I go alright, then I just left, but you go that the odds you are looking for. Hope right. You look at some kind of like what that is

get it you get the latter taken on Monday and then on saturday is the drawing you by six days of hope about those yeah. Could you odds are one in a billion that you're gonna hit this, but maybe maybe you and if you were- get that in job you have it's not he doesn't since there is no hope any but were, and what scary about our position is yo. Maybe if I got money or famous did that woods all of it and it's even more scared, because we are here and it has it because everybody hopes in if you, if you have not religious, you hope in a greater tomorrow or the new president's, going to help me a job promotion or I'm going to finally get a girlfriend, you're hoping it up. Everything we have could hope for. We have all I heard over the whole thing was, I should buy lottery tickets.

that's the way it is. We are how much fun that is yet to spend them in your head. What do you mean like my eye so that it has a liquor store by the girls school or by the book, grows old school over by call factional, le restore the extreme rail sea and said ah ice to go in there. Whenever tat- the girls I grab ilo root beer and I grab georgia, a fuckin water. He has also had his water really. is. He has never had a soda, never had and had a she's had a hard lemonade but she's, god forbid you get us out of sugar, so would go in and if the numbers were high, I did I buy two hundred dollars worth of lottery ticket lottery tickets. Yeah. If I go quick, twenty two hundred quickfix and guy got to know me that when the numbers were big, he'd be I go. He recalls oh yeah, here's, your new, yeah and and and then one night I bought one that it got really big. I bought. I got up all the parents to chip in

and I will be a thousand dollars were the lottery ticket critics and he gets excited because he knows if he wins. If I win their stay, he had learned to and he's, but he didn't know that I had gotten people to chip in and what did you have money this time or no? No, no would like a joke no says and what you wanna gambles it. Whatever makes you scared like so as global. That's why nobody has any doesn't matter it just like. I bet it wouldn't affect you now know it. That's why I don't. I don't gamble, because when I gamble it doesn't if my doesn't make my heart race, yeah. That's exactly what he's saying so he said: that's like a micro like addiction like it. It was doing something for you clearly yeah and it whatever it was doing it did. That is that is worth the twenty bucks that year, if you live in apartment in then eyes wherever you're ever where it, but that's worth that dopamine rush. I was it where I was at a casino and then- and I I when I got back from serbia to see noted in a fuckin

you don't need to tell you the money, but you can figure it out. Pretty quick, yeah, yeah yeah four shows two shows friday two shows saturday and they wanted to go I will not name. I remember just going like what I'm not going to make the money I just made, it doesn't mean, doesn't any you could put it doesn't affect you? I gave up a thousand dollars to a table at roulette, and I said Beth recklessly someone walkway big bet like fuckin lunatics on it a big more fun for me to watch giving yet so I'm that doesn't do if it doesn't do it for you at the guy goes I go and buy a thousand dollars a lottery ticket since all parents, bunny area, and I go in he goes hey man, you know you could just buy a beer and it feels better and I go and I go on doing that too. I I got fucking cared about is very heavy say like the the repeated attempts to quit, despite mounted consequences that that in essence I went to the wayside for you, because what that you can't there would be no concept,

this free bedding a thousand out and losing their or I mean- or I mean if you got up to us- that there is an about that it will get you in trouble, but does it is just as an adult or no it yeah? oh yeah, I no I, but that conversation with that with the girl in the jersey was a risk that the same rush possessing array of debt from sixteen a rattlesnake in my art, yeah I'd like to get rid of this, but I'm not maybe you want to do. I think I can like some terror. We are I'm staying in the earth. My sister, how a levelling I like. I, though, I'd I see risks, I avoid them. I don't drink and drive adult, never, never, never! Never I don't drink and drive at all. I don't do I'd because I know

I got a feeling very clearly. I know the pitfalls in certain places that where I can get fucked up when the consequence is, is big enough for you to avoid in essence and their consequences Driver yeah getting getting at you, I am not. your face on the news. No wonder they believe that they do a guy. and that happens to guys like that. So why so? Why? Wouldn't you? I don't try. I don't know I heard marijuana. I don't fly with. Marijuana are, and by the way you can now add a bit lax, but I still don't my my remember my dad going buddy who gives a if you get arrested, is just another story and I know the consequences I dont get ts a preacher. and I'm not gonna, let you go yet. I monsieur fuckin, eighth of weed taking taken my computer out of my back here, consequences for me, I'm very consequence oriented ragged! Don't do this like you. Do this yet

I think I was when I was it. You know what it's like look at these look at these huge venues, your plane ticket and the consequences in front. Fortunately, addiction, you don't care, Cause you're, so you go, I'm not! I have With the stuff I have, I don't care, if I don't do it anymore, I don't want it anymore. I keep. This is unbearable and you're almost like you kind of like yeah. You know that guy that blew up all those abortion clinics and he was living in the woods and he finally just walked out one day and he was hey. I did it. I can't I can't. It's unbearable, to hold this oh really, yeah, to hold the secret in it'd, be just a just a gas. I did it and he turned himself in because he used to wonder if I could woman a bomb, an abortion clinic to not care. So I don't really care about that. Stuff was like. I don't like yeah like I wonder. If I could,

If the jet bomb, an abortion clinic, can be like I'll, never know, one would ever see it coming you, wouldn't you wouldn't have any that your conscience wouldn't whisper to you. I would pay he that's a funny question. Would you yeah cause, but I mean more like so whatnot except I would see the people as innocent, so I probably would bother me yeah. I wonder if there's something where I could see the people as guilty. Do and just go right. You justify it. So I know dude, no you're doing the right thing in essence, that dude know dude who hunts poachers was. I mean he hunts how few motors he hunts humans that killing Ellen. but he has to realise that he's on the right side he's on the eyes, How does it leaving yet or even though he himself is a hunter yen, hans animals with the license or whatever he goes, these guys are doing the wrong thing, so I will hunt them and he kills humans,

he's cool that any yeah yeah yeah a lot of you in the military, like that yeah, like he's like he's like no man, they're fucking, there killing innocent amity is another review hot. However, I It was yeah and I go well. Man all feel like that I think that's what you're saying about the the you envy the people that cancel me. You go with no regard for just the witch hunt. I just when you go. I just to be liked to be like that to be like a not a this legitimate it. I remember one time there is a right out of its righteous yeah righteous anger righteous end to go. I know I'm doing is right and I I have too much emphasis on both sides will fence to go like do. You have to see yeah yeah You know I is very easy to say things, but when you, after that yeah, I think I feel

things like so on slick silica? Is someone did something to my daughter? If my daughter's going to college- and I forgot I'm being dead serious, you kill them being in jail. No, no! No! No! I already know what I'd do. I've already figured this out yet if someone, if my daughter goes to college next year and get sexually assaulted. I already know what I'm going to do. Yep I go to that college. I'm gonna find that guy and I don't need them to be guilty. I just need the I know that she thinks that she said it s, my daughter. She said it. I believe, that's as animal cause. That's my daughter, that's my daughter, yep say no more. I want to make sure and I'm going to cut all his fingers off yet Mccall's fingers off yet have no fingers left yet and then life will just be tough for the rest of his eye and you'll be on the yeah yeah yeah and that by the way that I could- and you can not- you are not you I regret that our second yeah, and so I guess I believed that abortion was wrong hundred percent. It's like that's what all the way back to the beginning of this conversation is that I would be like well doesn't matter, I'm stopping I'm stopping millions of deaths by killing these couple of people yeah by the way,

selling a fucking. How did I get on this? But do you get if you get on the side of that? Is the side then then cause I remember. Reading, like the you know, the janet six where they went into the cabin and then over, but there were like that to be a lamb riots. They killed this this money. Does this many deaths and their compare If I go, this is silly because If you're on this side, you think that sides wrong. If you're on the side, you think it doesn't matter the death you're you're, not looking at stats, yeah you're, not looking at react, you're, not looking at whatever I go. like. I were. I would like, where I like, hey ask or whatever, but during cold, because everybody was honest on the different side? Yes, I am sitting next, I'm wearing I see no mass sinister guy with a full hazmat suit. We both have access to the same general info. Do we not and he's acting with the info

yes and I'm acting with the via baltica, I grew up, very untie vaccine. Kind of. I am good and in there member we were gonna. We had a show at We have sought out, show somewhere there's a couple months ago, and I and I had to test like that. Like the those did this me and I go, I survived test and positive. The shows that happening right and I go out with a clear conscience. I go I'm in effect this As I had no problem with it. That's exactly what we're saying I had no problem with it. I got vegan this and have bet on forging this, and I don't I'm not going to stay up nine or want, so I once because you believed, and that could have been the wrong decision. I don't know I mean if I've had I've had times were ipad. It's this. I'm at times were people who, like I did that's a very that's a because

like we did? What we were we going we're going on a big tour and everyone tested our body on the plane eyes. Europe smells like we'll just say. No. If I test, we don't get on the jet yeah and everyone's I ha I said why: how does everyone feel right now the rule of your pretty out the symptom legal I would like everyone like I'm I'm cool, I could ride baby yeah. Well, god yeah yeah yeah, we know we did the when we did the fucking the drive in movie theater door with all ties to my house. and I go they go pay. Who was your first? I go. It should be me, like south, a bug in money on these tests, if it be that we know, but you Are you all on this? Like. you're always schedule of like where somebody like them. You decide the line was here somebody else. Besides,

line. Is here. Somebody else decides of homage, decides I don't even believe and hair dryers, so you go Oh I'm not there, but I believe in electricity, but I don't know about these diesel engines demo. Bad for they by everybody. Just on here. He said what we did. We did shot out to go big show this and everything I say before you get upset. It's got so we did go big, show and the very last week a peep near so the very last week like we're about announced the winner like that's all we have to do. It's last week and we have a big wrap party. We watch a movie now wrap party cause. I've been wrapped. Yet if a movie out in the outdoors, we all have fucking hammered, and I wake up fucking sick piece that Peter

it or do you remember when I was so sick? We had to get me I these ago, big yeah and an eye, and so the deal was would go. Big show and shouted everyone go big. So They said to me that very clearly, at of when we started, they said no energetically. You know if you get coded, we lose a ton of that's what I do. I guess you're just so you know you have we get covered. We lose a ton of money, you need to be super. Fucking safe were testing every other day, but you cannot get covert european. I went out to eat one time they called the like. Get him back here Immediately a pizza we're outdoors and then he's like hey man, I gotta get you back and I'll say I was like Peter fuck him

I hadn't been allowed in our everyone else, could have gotten the cobit they can shoot around. Every single person bought me cause. I was the host and they needed me reveal the winner so that we do that wrap party outdoors I drink a ton of fuckin seltzer salters. I fucking get hammered I wake up the next morning and I'm like I am not feeling good, I'm not feeling good at all. Yeah and- and I had a cough remember that I had a cough resistant cough yep. Oh pizza, our I don't worry, we'll get some foods in you're, gonna be a fine order, was pick up shots for this

state of ours like after I get the fucking, ivy and amelia the ivy, I feel a ton better go to bed at night and I feel I should again when we will have to test I test the next day and then we do. The finale show the tat I will find out. I will find out if I'm positive, before the finale- and I am sweating, there's going gore exactly I covered. I feel so I am I talking sick. So we test, we do the finale and I go to conrad. I said so So how was my testing is clearly negative? You shot today. I said you guys didn't what it is and he goes no. He goes. No. We don't write this out of our control. If you test positive, they would have had to tell us- and I went okay, so I'm like alright, I'm ok, Probably this right. I don't leave me. I believe I believed full orderly that the people it go big had sealant posit test and ignore

it, and so that's how I believed my head right. So I go to do rogan like two weeks later and they go hey. Do you want to anybody shot anybody fast, and I says yes, I do yeah, I said cause fuckin. I got busy. go big show. I know I did test my fucking antibodies and they're like for real, and I tell rogan I'm like dude. I guarantee you. There were no we're. Not gonna loses finale fuck you just let just ignore it will all get kova next weak and the wall em all just deal with it later I get the antibodies asked I had never had covered. I go how fucking drunk did I Do you remember how sick I was? I was ass. Bad I was like a little ironic were drinking like this is broken cycles broken like so you know, I don't like these that spell cough and I forget shaking break so much, and I literally a barbaric attack the cholera they go. So I did not have a code. It because I know you did that ethical, but I'm completely,

but here I can leave it was like I can't bypass them. I would do the exact idea, listen to the whole story, the little story here, because if you ll hear this you're gonna think o tb us talking like they didn't. I didn't have covered the two people who got covert men. They pulled them. Immediately. They believe me immediately. You look at everybody that had a that had a job or they go you need to. He goes. I got a family. I got four kids I understand you want me to do. I can't do this week. I will risk it. I will Oh that's I mean you look at it now in your life. You like a horse yet but everybody's, making this value judgement about everything you with information. You have your operating amongst every one else and and there it has different set of values and you go. But that's what I said this before. No one has ever acted incorrectly.

If you, if you shoot someone in that, you believe that right they deserve to die of, I cut off someday, fingers that my daughters, now I would I would imagine if he was laying there bleeding out you'll, be. I think I might have done too much I nor would a chorus the fingers I want him to live for yeah I gotta hurt. My daughter is not an enemy and Joey Diaz are coming up with some fuckin hedge clippers, and let me tell you some kartra. Joe ideas on my fucking know, you don't think we can talk and you have a beat someone with a hanger cancel dude. I'm so glad that you're doing well of you know it's, it's so good to see you back and thriving because because, like I said, you're you're, one of the funniest dudes, I know appreciate an end to know what you ve gone through and no you on the other side of it makes me happy it may come later? I wish I had more people get here. That's the story, because it's not it's not its awesome over here.

on this side. I wish more people could come out yeah, but I I I do wanna say that we did. Are you praying? I can remember this, but we did the show we did like a couple of days there do you remember the hotel at the denver improv where he stayed here? Okay, so you took me and is the first thought you took me and the feature to bar louie missed his tracks. Remember that and then we came back to he came back. Two. We came back to the club and there is a open mike in that lobby, and there was a box there, literally just a box, and you go. You were like headline in the time ago. Oh my god. I can't believe I forgot that this, the open bikers do this. Because if you had kind of sea walked by and we were like doing, you go unbelief

and then I remember I was so excited excited to work or so excited to be a comedian er and, and you go hey man, you want to do it be with us or somethin ago. Meet me at this bar at three in the morning cause you watch in that, english soccer game, oh yeah! I that oh shit yeah, do you go meet me at this bar and I was like just from church in very and I go. I never been in a bar and you go come with my this four in the morning or something and it was in english, saw him and you made a whole. Or famine had an egg and on the other it, and then I go this- is it like a different lie? I felt I just felt so like the way I felt the opposite. When I was a kid I feel so included in the group or with the cool kids or something. It meant a lot to me. Oh did, of course I will, but I did the same thing for comics debtor. Ah, will let me first vote there's a lot of

It's funny comics listening to this guy- and he didn't include me yeah and by the way that night, I took a shit in a bar across the street that made it doing the saul throw up. I swear, god I swear to god in colorado, at bar louie. No, no across the street across the street, I took a shit in a bar and the guy fucking threw up I mean I've only done that twice once because of the smell, but no because of that raw egg shit that night it'll fucking smelt smash those eggs into that beer, a crowd, dump the kratom into the beer, and there was an english. It was like a It was an irish born there watching fuckin ireland, yeah it was all know. Oh yeah and I just went in and we just got, I got so drunk he got on the on the you were on the on the bar. That makes her with a with no shirt in the in the flat. It's funny what people tell me stories about me and I are always good to remember. Don't remember, don't remember the innocent you irish bar! I go. I told you remember Anna colfer yeah. Only if I can remain. I think my roommate was like what I did, I'm as I'm innocent comedies.

Dude. Was oh good about it. I'm have actually rather prelate breed much love. If you you know, I am come at any time at any time In this area-