The hey, guys brand new podcast, and I just want to tell you how much I love this she's the best woman, I'm going to hate missing her, while I'm on tour for the berty boy relapsed or is hitting everywhere starting september. Second, Brandon Missouri, then onto it annex city, then onto red rocks where leanne will be coming and I'm sure she's making an appearance on red rock. What are you looking at Austin Brandon mississippi? What did I say? Missouri did say: brenna Missouri someone's had a few tequilas. You are about to witness the weirdest burt cast, I have ever been a part of it. My right leanne, I didn't think it was weird. It is amazing. It is amazing you are going to love. It we'll just say: wait for it about five minutes in my daughter, bus whitney, cummings, smoking marijuana and, from that moment forward hilarity ensues. I leave

George's friends randomly walk in randomly walk in leanne shows up and it is one of the funniest. conversations I have had, and I will attribute it entirely to this desk. Oh really, if we had had the old set up. None of this would have happened. My right, Austria, I couldn't have, could not have happened, and it was all because this table this table. I want to say this real quick. This table is the table. I grew up eating breakfast lunch and dinner at this my family's table from when I was ten years old we bought. When I was ten years old, I had every fuckin meal. Every moment of my childhood was spent at this table. the misses- the table. It georgian isler grew up eating their breakfast lunch at dinner. This is our family. Table- and I love this fuckin table, I would never get rid of this table- is still smells like sirop, and now I'm taking that energy into the pot cast on. We have welcomed this table under the pod cast

and I'm tellin you right now. This is a great fucking episode. Leon talked more than she is right now, but this is a great deal to say in german tat. Your right, ladies and gentlemen, without further ado mike, asked who has a netflix special, called jokes streaming right now on netflix she's, one of my favorite. Being in the world. We need cummings, accompanied by Sophia georgia, daisy Lee em and me mouldering ball during is like it's. It's rock climbing, but it's like this mother. Fucker he's just a fuckin animal, I mean it

I don't even know if you hold onto it, but a really nice. It's like tat said he I mean yeah. There's no. I said yeah I've, no fucking vision. Oh now, I guess it. anything anymore. That's so sad! Now that you're selling out arenas you can't even see. I can't see that I can see how unfortunate yeah that he's a he's. It's a sick, sick, hey up when he's when he's in the man cave come back here when you get here The arab okay, where were we supposed to podcasts it'll, be perfect time to run out and get worse deal is going to be fun, but now we have a tequila here if we would like some love to the oh really, this is not a blanco, the size of blanco.

What's the difference between a blanco and a red rep sought only once higher level and the other one job does another paper he added one has lyme disease from working in the yard, so aggressive that would be the city. One of your friends, I by your friend, you're, more a reposado. at blackout. I said that when you have friends of, are we rolling now? Okay, when your friends have like our best friend my best bar best friend, was at the show last night in love with you love the sandy. Did you meet her in love with you, I hear you murder you murdered last night and is so fun to watch. People fall in love with comics. And go and and then talk about them house in the back I was in the back of the car listening to them talk You and alcohol, and there were like they're like within these, like witnessed fucking hilarious

Can you invite her over for dinner one night I'm not going to come over and then have You were active, I'm gonna sit all dose gang in small doses if she'd get there and I was out of my pocket if I'd never see if she wants, I look good deal than it does is what I think there's also like winning were there? It's cool when you don't community lovers, your friend. Are they really respect? but that's known you for a long time sees you kill in the original room cause. That's true killing. We are you now it's like he now you can see us at our own shows, are for our own fans but to kill in that room. I think every comedian knows what that means, and it's the most fun thing to watch and I imagine it's fun to watch a female comic do well. I even and when I see a female comic go up, I'm like, oh god, he murdered. Last. I tell you it's like watching ice skater skater like setting your own joint sure. What pig about it? No! No! No! No! Actually I don't even smoke that much I'll just take a few hits, don't tell you we should. I

spot right now in terms of a killer like just what he put with that a tequila blanco, a white white yeah supremacy, barker supremacy, it's tequila blanco a little bit of soda water and a little bit of lime and then a couple hits marijuana and I'm done I'm park however city voting on it? I can't I can't do it. I just dont joy, so low It's a weed tom and I spoke to us in the car before a basketball game one time and I Remember the basketball game. I He had up in the er. by showing you the video of me falling Jesus Christ. Oh my god, concussion. Is this a new one? No joke movie trailer. In eastern sunday. That was specifically on easter and then they pushed it. I think there were trying to get east removed, the hull

As you know, those, but regional morgan plan was imagined. Only people come out if he can move easter well about actually happened with. It lay the cable guy there, the cable I was performing in shooting your special in omaha as soon right. You are sub sold out the three shows already so Larry the cable guy is obviously from there. He had an opening in his schedule the only time he could do whatever the stadium there was, which I'm sure you could sell out at this point if you wanted to be known as the special they're definitely consult stadium but great, I just had to say that your bike has doubled in ten minutes, but try adding like up like a refrained dear, two like: what's your get her die like letter, sleep labour I'm a got there

I think the guy that plugged me in a plug me, like that's a great luber up in ranked play the most fun I've I've like had with you, I it's like so memorable cause I it was the first time I your bag, as we did impressions of commute. He's with no words, what would be everyone site get her done? What would it like what's santino's get her done, vote red Bobby Lee's, get her done georgia, in georgia, I'm not just so. You know good role, model yeah I am like. I want you to bring my puppy was not a puppy anymore, yeah ludo, but I didn't.

So you guys have another dog too big one. I didn't want to have weed how big is ludo now, he's he's actually really small. It's pretty hilarious, he's like fifty pounds and he's not going to get any bigger, so he's kind of like you know when you're like I wish this dog would stay a puppy forever. That's what it looks like, but I think he's like an inbred like pit run and it's a mini pad back of his fucking one hundred and fifty pounds just, It's just a myth. Oh she did I haven't seen I haven't seen. I don't think I've seen the new babe. I think this one has a little bit of corso in his face is so square and he's so sweet. He just wants to put his head in your face at all times. That's a good course so saying what the guy's name and it s the honor after www spoke america. other further tens, one where one of our greatest legal we're and I'm a little. I learned that what the fuck am, I thought so So what's my punishment,

I know I feel like there's no way you can compare, but do you feel like because adults. smoke weed or it's not as cool better, so much better so like for me a big part, of wanting to do like smoke weed in drink and all that was that I was told I couldn't do it. Do you Do you feel like you have a sense of like when something you can't do that you want what more yeah kind of honestly. I feel like that now with everything, but with some things where it's like heavily implemented, then yeah, I kind of feel like that, but like I don't know like with which your relationship with marijuana like does an interest you or you can like us. What like is that, but that's like but that's like what I actually tax. Yes, please you get that where's up on your dad's, my castle, scholar. Ok,

a lot. You don't have to tell me if you ve done I'm just trying to have that. He knows I ve done it. But like do you go like my dad? Does this I've seen by and his friends. Do this like it's now who honestly, I don't have any like. I dont related back to my not at all or any of his friends like jody. It's like I don't back to anybody. I it's kind of like a separate thing from him because with him I broke don't relate him without or with. It yeah that I relate him with alcohol right so like when I think of alcohol. I kind of think of him, but I don't think of marijuana and I I was with my niece the other day. She is much younger than you she's fourteen fifty certain fifteen yeah right and she it's interesting, What sort of like weed is kind of she's? like it's kind of lives in england now but she's, like my friends, are getting in trouble for doing cocaine and ketamine God is that is on the street. Now or no cocaine, not it's more asset. They go out of it Working, aspen shrouds, like microsoft, a big thing now. Yes, that's going for adults do what is this? Is this people, your age, going

in a micro dose or is it like? My parents are going to steal their? We know it's not sealed or shrooms know it's other parents, it's more of like a the more kids are kind of figuring out there, measures are more natural than like I say so. They want to do if they're into we'd. They go to the next natural thing which is strong and then, if they find that lake not fulfilling it up, they do asset, but no one so leading coke. like no one's, really doing coke, no one's really getting into ketamine like because no one's really doing coke, or does it dare you to do like with this new coke, like the idea that, like fat and all is in, but it's actually terrifying, so we so you're like coke is kind of I've never done it. I only looked at one time when I was young and I can understand it, but, like I don't think I'll ever do it now has no interest in that's awesome. Just because, like I don't know, I was talking, I remember who I was talking to I'm all about it. I was like mom issues. How can we, academy in about like how like fentanyl is kind of

and everywhere- and she was like honestly, if you do kogi rings, eighty would be through the room. It's don't really want to experience thought at all like I have no desire to you have like. I have sort of a little bit of a theory that there's no role models anymore, because there's so much transparency, im now, some at all, I was about to hey, I was about to give her an abortion and you just came in and kind of ruined it yeah, but like do you have role models like people you look up to that are like. I want to be like person honestly. I can't really think of it's just more. I take traits from other p bull and I kind of combined it into like one role model. It's like. I, don't really look at one person go, I want to be like them. I look at a side of a person and go okay. I want to be like this part of them, but not really. This I feel like I want to do this, but not really this wow directly. I was like that was stand up. Interesting like I I'm take

like the watermelon from Gallagher yeah. No, I remember watching I was like. Why do you have to pick one? Why can't you just be a little bit of every? I was just thinking about like when we were growing up, like you know, you're, like seventy eight years older than I am by when we're going up. We do have an illusion that our heroes were perfect. You might Michael Jordan, you know- and I don't armstrong. Whoever all of our heroes are in There was this like the curtain and kind of was pulled back, and then it was like. Well, this person, cheats on his wife and this person sent these gross tweets and it was ignorant. I had this halloween costume is sort of like we never I have been putting them on a pedestal in the first place. I think what you're doing is way healthier by far. I think, because, like I've always grown up social media, exposing really famous people, so I never had. There was never one perfect famous person to look up to your one oh yeah sure, but he's not like a like a feminine role model like the you! Okay, did you not show her tooth fairy

it's because you have no teeth. No one else is allowed to enjoy it and that's fascinating to me, so it feels like, like what I'm hearing cause I feel like the narrative is like young people like have no or for anyone to cancel anyone if they show the slightest like bit of imperfection. But when I like talk to your leg down, I know some people have flaws and I'll take what I like and leave the rest yeah. Why? I don't believe in canceling someone fees, they make a mistake because then that's really hypocritical. It saying that you make no mistake and obviously you're going to make mistakes. I think, would like people cancelling it's more who look at the negative side. So just honestly if you're, going to look for role. Look at what they've done. That's good and kind of, not ignore it, but like don't let the negative side take away from what they did. That was good start just a question: wondering who raised you. My mom and my dad

thing I did. I didn't. I look fun. I taught her how to ride a bike or taught her how to swim, and I was fun but, like you took me even father daughter, dance, mike. What's what's mad at your dad, most mad I've been to good question even noticed- I don't know the most mad, but there is like a period of time or we just didn't clerk. We are like annette order, was leaving the team in banning average in softball. during the pandemic. She decided during the pandemic. She decided just quit. Softball during the pandemic, going I'm ok. Now I had reasons I know I know now. I know I'm not a lesbian. Looks like? I was like that I'm going to get a job and that was not going to get off the debate. What are you talking about utah or arizona lake has to say I talked about that on stage last night, what I didn't see it

This is about marijuana until they have assumed numbing lavender leeway to lake have assumed and like a man- before we went. I had told my mom that I was smoking weed with my friends and during quarantine, I was probably a sophomore and I told her smoking weed and drinking. And she was like- ok don't do it again and really do it after that, and then I made a joke with her in lake and have assumed about me, smoking and dad didn't know that I was smoking and drinking. So he got. very upset because that look like Michael like it was really bad. So we were. Can I tell like the entire story? I feel like he like the vital over to you. What I think you fight the air and like does shitty boxing in the albums mad. Oh no! No! He doesn't he's, never been physical, so I just mean like when you're about cause, I'm the kind of people expect cause I'm sort of like loud and whatever that when I'm mad I get loud, I get

Like I icy stone like eerily quiet now, using it clearly quiet either we were. We were we were in like an hour viii and we had parked at this campsite, and this was like right after a moment, I made the joke about weed and in rv, the septic tank haven't been emptied, so it smelled horrible and it was like one hundred ten degrees really hot, really tired, so we had to empty the septic tank into them. hole in the ground. Child abuse irony have no I'm on my way out loud. Really, I'm not. We do by davenant, even cleaner family shit out of our view. It wasn't just our family, those two family. By the way we were empty, aseptic thank from people who would be shooting in it for months, gets. Well differ now. This is as it was, coming out. You're gonna among so so and then but here's that there's a caveat, georgia and her friends and are for We are all inside lemme go

empty the septic tank and and I didn't know you have to have it locked them first and then open it. So we opened it and shit started going everywhere, but about the whole we were empting it and to wish just like surrounded by rocks like it didn't have something to screw. It ends here, just hold it on the rocks and then hope but dumps out so it just kind of experts did everywhere and it got all over mom and dad started, gagging and okay to be fair. It was really gross but the way he was gagging made it so much worse and so much more dramatic that I just kind of out of nowhere. I was like it's not that bad and then that was obviously not neither can. I suggest you know if she doesn't septic tanks for couplet like does it stay? Where I guess you some people, it's all network yeah. That's all it's not like hard in ireland. We cannot. Yet also was really bad, so I was like it's not that dramatic. He scream

it was just like I'm pissed. How come no one that said this on stage last night I was lamb was in the it was in the in the belly room, and I get shit is going everywhere. It's oliver meets oliver liane in georgia contracts because its double so dramatic, and I immediately went I'm going to make this fish cry. and so he screaming- This was the way was the wheat and drinking angry aggregate. When tat was like it was me kind of talking back and like having not told him and doing something that was illegal and he didn't, know about it and he, like I dunno it. What all on real, quick, okay, it was the death it was in my purse, but broke my heart about it was it was the the the the death a little girl like the armor cry. He was that it was the little

bro that would rider bike. and sing catchy songs or sing you gotta to herself and even the layers of catches. Whatever yeah whatever, but but like that little girl was now gone. She now gone and and and I am told me you not allowed to talk to her about this on this trip- and I was I won't, but I'm minute, I'm fucked up about him really fucked up. got it a manner, and then this happened and it spilled out. I was more, I was I was mad at her like she cheated on us like she like, had cells, crate but like she, she didn't consult me, before growing up like it. I didn't. I didn't get a fucking say in it and, and it just happened, and it happened in one day and one day I had little george, who was driving the boat and having fun, and learn how to ski and then literal on a sandbar. She turned into an adult and I fucking was livid. How would you have been okay. That, don't I

She knew it was like hey, I'm with some friends they have weed. I was about experimenting with that drive your permission but work. How could it you want like normal and wait till she's twenty one and go to senior frogs and asked for a white russian at twenty. What legal yet know? What's your, what is the best case scenario with snoop dog the very next week, and I told him you talk about it and I was still mess up about it. I still was that we were deftly budding heads and snoop cause. How were you the first time you smoked marijuana, sept, fourteen here's? How old is she, as she's fifteen years, can give you some advice? Parent to- and I was like yeah don't, be a bitch god, and by the who and stop lying or my music him and by the way he did. He checks on george every now and then you get a textual happen. Largely miserly farmer is like my mama. You have seven. I I did

I like I was in our parents I like, but I tied smoked. We did Allison really really young, like inappropriately young, and I the people that like was like. I get it and I I know everything I need to know. I was like got it. Need dumber and like I want to achieve things, and I see people being dumb and you know you can themselves an embarrassed, in themselves- and I don't think that looks cool you know so honestly, that's kind of I'm kind of glad. That's why I did it at a young age, because I would see people that kind of like now stuck with it or did stuff. That was a lot more extreme, and they're just like not, they don't then go to college or they're like working a job and they're kind of satisfied, but I know that like but for they were starting to smoke we'd. They wanted a lot more like. I have one friend who applied to work at a place

and she was talking about like going to some really crazy college and working criminology and all this stuff, and now she just kind of gave up on all that just because she smoking weed anyone who wants to be a criminologist at fifteen that we already have to ask some question: it's a very specific, vocation to want to do I'll you this much, I'm a lot cooler. Now as a dad, and I think I am because I realize there's no problems like if you ever like a decent dis, disabling eating disorder of behalf broke. Broken is so hard to fix. She tried weed to out. While she may trial call, we began and colleagues may do it. This weekend the party by think she, I have to trust that the girl that leanne and I rays at the sun raised, has a

had almost shoulders and knows the right thing. Anyone still judgment and proper instincts like there's, not think she's, never see me drink and drive. I've never really has never drink and drive. Here's the day. I want to tell you a little story: use of money going Joe. You feel a little cause. I'd know on the person that and maybe someday we talked about it last night on stage like I don't know why, as someone that, I feel it is sort of infamously kind of assent act weirdly, the silver lining person when it comes to right now with the kids and their phones in their instagram talks a little bit more like. I actually think I mean being appear now. Imagine if there was no over Remember when our parents used to just be like oh everyone's drinking and someone's driving home, and now I have I have friends or like we just say, if you're going to drink promise, me you'll take an uber if you drink, we'll we'll get through this, but you have to at least take a lyft or uber. I got a call. I got a call from land, I'm on tour. I had a call from lie on it like fuckin

The morning my time as ex six in the morning, her time sick, I can't bucking sleep your daughter. Last night, I went to a party in data that got drunk. I guess she caught you. You said your staying somewhere else and then you went to a party she got drunk and you couldn't drive and she called and I had to drive out pick her up and I went ok, she is. How do we handle this moment? Should not trouble like The irish right is and I go. She did the right thing. She thought she called. I go hey I literally was like hey. I you know. Obviously I can't say you can drink. I know what's going to happen, I'm not a fucking idiot but, like you did the right thing by not driving. That's the one that environment remember number! I don't want to drink some afraid that some boys can take advantage of you. I don't want you to smoke pot whose god forbid Some boy sees that as a weakness and comes up. I just care about you. Look, I don't give a fuck if you get drunk or high in life. I want you to have your goals set out and go look at party, my ass off right, but if my partying

in the way of us having a great life? trust me when I say I would not be partying. I've been you to be able to get my blood or comes and healthy, unhealthy everything's good for me. So like it, it's it works for me. but I need to know that you're gonna, it's gonna work for you and order looked a green light, but I also think the bigger thing is like she called neo like she call Leah and that's what I mean I wouldn't in the mill. I did not have that like say space of it was like I'm going to get, I'm not like they're, just don't Okay, okay, I would hitchhike soon then I would have called one of my parents. So what happened? What happened with me with parenting

As I realized I fucked up snoop kind of talked to me about this. A little bit. I set up a paradigm within which, when she fucks up, I take it to hear and- and I did that a couple of times- I did that the time you guys took the leash is off the dogs. Remember, but that's all like fear like I just had so my boyfriend, who we can talk about only one type of brooklyn later, but on my boyfriend's a veterinarian and the other day I had a run in with Iraq on I've got my third way we shot today. Are you serious show you the video it is so wild and so I I have the puppy right when you have new puppy, you have to take them out in the middle of nights or set him up to win since four o'clock he wants to go out. I go downstairs. I open the glass for two feet in front of me. I'm just like you know in a robe like half on lunesta, and then I chug, like I just hear like a melee of just like barking and scrapping, and I can't see anything

but I have two peoples and there's like three raccoons that are just in like a little, whirling, dervish, fucking rights and so on start a curse round. You only trash and what it should do and are, and then I get inside the dogs you inside. We have had their vaccinated everything's. Fine, like I thought it was not a heart attack like I couldn't breathe, wild animals, never scare me, but it was just like. I thought it was coyotes at first whenever so the next day. I wake up and there's a raccoon in my way, I feel something on my leg. That's, like not dog, can we go raccoon? Like must arrive my leg whenever I have scratches, but I don't know what's from what rights and so the virginia, if you get bit you go, get a break. I wasn't ordway, I was not wanted by about yeah. That's no jobs is not true, it it's one hundred percent. True I got bit by a bat in costa rica. Did you get a rabies shot? No, because it wasn't real.

If your mother cause all the pictures we were in georgia and here's like going through a room going to get fit again was that was that knows a mosquito that was not a mosquito. It was about by looking at that with me. That's my leg. I got bit by a bot not real. It's on your leg. Is that really, how do bats have three? I that is three teeth. Three days they might try. Latvia is divided. By now, This was the night shelves. Was at my house? Okay, that's it okay, so the next morning wake up- and this is outside my fuck on my tree hanging over the tree. Ok, and then I like this is acting weird. Like reckon just watch me afraid of afraid of you, I'm poking rapid, I'm Paul. In its kind of looking at me like, like it's not acting normal. I call animal control right, california, animal control, I'm ok, there's a record of my true she's like that's where they live.

like okay. Now I know that I canvas. Can you just say it looks like it might be sick, like you know, whatever can someone come or she sent me, this one who can humanely remove the saying and she's like well, it's probably sleeping. I was like it's sick. I see it. I understand she's like well. We can't just take it from its home. I was like Jesus fine. I'll ask it. It's pronouns so proceed with this conversation, and then I was like it's just really lethargic. It's not scared of me. It's there's something wrong with that and she goes oh well just so. You know a lot of people in California. They are testing their cocaine for fat and all and if it tests positive, they flush it down the toilet. So a lot of animals are on fentanyl sick. I I'm not taking on fentanyl raccoons They like low, barely a lot of wild animals in california, coyote mind our high unfeminine cocaine, because people are dumping it after they do this. That no testing show you never never never do cocaine or molly or

the that's over. Do we all from all the other one, but I think that we are getting worse and by the way I never too. I never did joking. I know I know I never knew an ecstasy. I've never done cocaine until they look ok and like I don't. Anyone who's, like I cocaine and then like sats and then start a business, never and then the molly thing everyone's like it's fun for second, then, you have four days of misery like it's not worth that I don't know anyone your age, you in your age, that a lot of people are doing molly to now, really like a lots, and it's really creed, because you can tell em they're doing molly and you're just like. Why are you doing this? You're gonna have fun for one night and then for four days. You can. If you know what I'd wait till your fifty he's sick, yeah yeah! In the end, you're like in the ic you and you're dealing with the key with him and Tom, wanted to play basketball or some shit sixty five and he's like lost his you know jaw and that's when you should do it.

Save it. First time when you go, this is going to be. You really need a fuck. I have to be nice to you with my dad for the next three days like save it for them been in some like jams as an adult and like I wish I had my but in my back pocket had like saved, drugs for that yeah, I'm saving heroin, molly and cocaine for when I'm like eighty five and in a nursing home. So I always talk about what in the sauna you're talking about doing just before you die, save it for the nursing home. Her friend told him about your friend, or maybe you can you say that my friend's dad didn't know what a friend's dad died and she was like he was like. I wish I'd tried, never mind. What do you remember the girl from colorado yeah yeah. This girl came to our house one time she was my friend's friend and her dad past when she was just talking about like how her

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down. There was not time- and I spoke, but oh really, I've been sealed mom. I don't oh yeah, yeah, said the danger I gotta at edward to get hired by Jews indian junior name makes no sense. That's key to seagal siegel s. I e g e stunning, really yeah she's married to the guy. That creates that in all his stuff haunting of hill house, blind manner. Yeah. Yes, let me see your kate sie gl. That's from yes, oh I love her. so. Yes, it was really a high school with our guess what they she's amazing. I hope you have about me when people ask me, I brothers, I was right there, god bench. I just say that I'm the only person that can testify This is really yo, though the respect testified. Mine is really you better fuckin back me up. Yeah he's always been stunning stunning stunning I love that so you're watching more, like horror like yesterday than comedy yeah

they right. Now I am with less movie. You sought in a theater where the crawdads sing Yeah so you'll go to the movie. Theater yeah I've been into the movies a lot actually cause, there's not cause. No one's really like I dunno there's not a lot to do this. So kind of going to the movies more like hanging out and then music music. Right now. I'm reading daisy, Johnson, the sex, so I'm really new fluid macro. Now, since, while waiting for her friend the other day were co reading a book at at at out it when we were doing fully loaded, they were sitting on a thing. The girl has the book open this page and georgia is on the other page and their costs. Reading the running, a train on a book. it was the weirdest thing. I've ever seen the humans that have been on the bible. So do you you like reading physical copies of books? You don't do audiobooks, yeah? Why you see audio books for school because your hands

I know, but it was like. Oh, I'm gonna, listen to friggin kon tiki audiobook cause. I don't wanna have to listen to it anyway yeah. So I would do that and then I'd just be kind of like cleaning my room or doing other things, but I listen to podcasts. No, I don't do any events, some of them do some of them listen to costs, but it's not like this realm of podcasts and if it is the solemn podcast julie, guys, They only do friends or slovakia. Now they don't see. Who is like famous do not like, and I like you're, not shouting, no not like, and I are not famous, but they just you as my die like they don't see your friends roads looking over the elegant different yeah, but, like my I dunno other people had no idea and do you have other famous dads and moms in your school. Say that in my school David koechner kids

cool. I love him. I don't I don't like I'm, not friends with them, but I know his kids go there. Warburg's kids go to like yeah, I think. That's, probably common knowledge is bleep out the name of the school. Just I don't think, but I don't think these kids aren't impressed. Find the way I would have been as a kid yeah like I was really. I was really is a great I the she's she's.

Is this: your whole life said at sixteen, you get to start cursing ha and so stern sixth year here. So I put I I played this video. I shot this video Cuneo headsets headsets winnie the ship comment from a rottweiler. Fifty mg can curse. Now. Remember that you, the first curse, we're going to be times. You know what I read in the comments, so I post that right. My my team then also posted on Tik tok. On my tech talk, I didn't I didn't vote on tiktok and I get attacked.

at six in the morning. You need to take that tiktok video down and I was like whoa, I'm too impressed to for it to sell omaha texted isla in the video down. So I go, I get done press I go upstairs to go. What's going on, she goes. My phone will stop ringing. It woke me up, like everyone's texting, that areas, and I don't want them to know. I don't want. I don't want my friends to text me about my dad shoes. I want them to tell me about me, so you take that down. I went who is? It is a lot of people watching. She was six point: six million people, I went hold on honey yeah and he was like as it can. We wait until presales over because his ex just madonna- I don't have six points mind you in like eight hours unlike come on, I let's see how I can get first, the the it's already hit the shore to deal with. Is the fucking? Ok, what pray? What's a what? What country, what what's the percent? But what do you want? Thirty percent to thirty five percent final offer

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We're gonna cost a titan, random, cosgrave, fuck clip and it's weird, your algorithm is ruined forever. It's like just the original yeah like the original. Whatever it is, I think it it got like a ridiculously. Oh, that's her talking about it. I think. Oh, that's her yeah! That's what my podcast yeah. It was in my pack yesterday, Do you also favoured curse? Word. I believe what slipped from an energy was like making fun of it. Can you play one more time so she can hear ends. I won her, like you, ve heard this right like a thing, I think they did like going about it. I actually do cuss a little. Do you also? What's your favorite curse word a clip from and it's my god that is yeah, it's

we're just making fun of my annoying as laugh is kind of like the joke on tech talk about it, but why do things go viral sound wise on tiktok? Is there any logic, not really there's like no logic? It's either like from a tv show, that's popular or from something that's popular or it's there's actually no logic at all, or something like that. recreate about yeah. I there's like No, because I remember there is this, I was working this ad sales guy who christa Stefano, how to like a viral tiktok where someone called him out on mispronouncing the word tupperware member. He was like tupperware, it's almost like tupperware who's, a tupperware and it did huge on tiktok and they call me like. Can you just start mispronouncing words more on your podcast? It was like. god I'm not going to like you know what I mean cause. It's like, I think it's it's comedians like it's. Our brain has to go. How do we adapt to this? you know by social media platform, but how do we like mic boat? We can't about ourselves by doing like lazy, cheerleading, dances and then trying to like

you're trying to go viral, you won't be able to do it now. Drive yeah going via lorries and talking just kind of you either. do something really stupid or something everyone really really likes, and so it's kind of to cater to everyone and could then you don't make yourself happy because there are black plenty of tick, talkers that got so famous and then within like Not even a year of being famous just say, like I'm done with tech talk, this is just not fulfilling me and then just leave their platform. And so it just makes no sense why he would dedicate so much of your time to either acting stupid or catering to everyone and not fulfilling yourself. You make a lot of money and then just stop like I just don't, especially for young people. I don't see how that makes sense, because then you just don't have that long term plan. Do you like youtubers, some not really yeah like? Are there that you like, keep up with no, not really that you used to and you were, like, No, I was never really big on youtube cuz. He was

were you to any time at going youtube every like now, it's kin, I'm fat, because I remember we grow like mtv. Be chat like its fight is while that, because we all these young people are watching you to the watching people put make upon the watch, people dance it's like we used to, I remember, mtv beach house. It was literally watching people dance at lake havasu. There was no story, there were no jokes, it was just people like dancing and a beach house. There's a guy, I'm just obsessed with the idea that everything we can play about tonight there's always it's always existed. She looked different yeah, but I'm kind of just sort of obsessive how high ages to our generations are. Two young people looked just like different right. It's like it with them people are criticizing me on instagram and people like mass, shaming, public, shaming is always happens. Right, roman colosseum, townsquare or apocalypto. We were as willis and he was like he was like this- is basically what happened to me like they fuck

They just want to watch her execution of humans used to go to the town squared watch, someone get hanged as entertainment ya, like that, we ve got that in us. You know now entertain some and cancel someone that they you, sir love, can I ask what someone got like expelled from your school from recently or last. There, the girl. My freshman year is actually a very specific story. There was more expulsion in my middle school. It just like a bigger public school, but in my freshman year there was a girl who had been held back three years from high school, so she was eighteen like freshman year and of socialism. Nor did I hear that lets you aren't you going to like some boarding school after that, but she got caught. Shooting a parent in the bathroom and then got expelled. Jesus that middle school, no in high school one high school ali trouble for shooting dice yeah, yeah. I look like I was so weird shit.

I agree though so she just started. I don't remember. I think she was playing bs like the card game with all her friends and she has like a group of like ten or twelve people in her friend group bedding I know right, but they weren't fighting there. She said, like: oh, whoever wins like just put money in the pot and whoever wins just wins all the money and she won and she won like sixty bucks and then, of course, like the private little catholic school is like no. You cannot do that rolling dice and leanne. That's a that's a good. Rep leanne called on the podcast as a tom. She was like hey. What are you doing? She cause I'm going to pick a bye laws of what four skews your daughter got: busted shooting dice at school and I went and we laughed kiss carefully and then there that's the one. That is, why do you think she's? I what's up

like an like an italian mafia guy he's just like our just roland dice. Again, So I don't know. I think I guess like the school activities just weren't fun enough for her, so she just and brought it to a more adult level? I remember I was dating someone while ago that had a daughter or who was at a school, I won't say when it was, but only if you are so frequent gorgeous here, the sweetest on like do you feel, like you know your protected kids are protected too much now from bullying or do you feel like like? Do people, intervene right away. I feel like honestly, it's bullying at least my experience bowling's gotten on a lot less, like I mean, used to be a lot more. When I was a kid, but in high school there was never really bullying, it was more making. Fun of someone, but no one ever really like outwardly bullies. Other people in initiatives like every friend good kind alike, and are now, though,

something rude about someone else, but they won't like corner a kitten, school like throw shut out like yeah for She had. No idea was something that was like a girl, a group of mean girls had puts the face of a girl. They were bullying at school on the body of a porn star and put it on now there's nothing like that and they all got expelled. This weird thing where it was like you know before You even know what you're doing you ruined some his life in your own life, and it's like you know what I mean, I'm just curious like cause. We used to just sort of shoved people in lockers, and stuff than there is no arduous. Does it was physical abuse, evergreens young fish? We left physical scars, not digital, It also bears leg there. I there's a lot of our no, I guess kind and the good part about people calling other people on social media is peep like a pet, especially young people, see that and kind of go okay. Well, that's the right idea to call someone out if they did something wrong so there,

like an instance where some girl at my school did something very inappropriate, to a guy like very unconventional inappropriate. I grab tis like know. If I such a wash act, as I decided in my what now as a gap, but it was just saying really inappropriate and she posted about it on social media. Just was like oh, the back wearable via an my entire friend group just started texting are we were like? That's just not. Okay, we got like long everyone at school to just call her ouch. The tick tock town, I feel, is your college. I know just generations opposite. You guys are fully for morality be a better person. its areas like smoke? We got class, you guys you're like use them. Pronouns like you guys, bullying and like a moral direction. I think honestly right, I feel like most disagreements. People have is because someone did something that was like either procreate or morally and cracked and which like. Why would you act like that

just wasting your energy. So why? Wouldn't you just be a better but cool to be a dick yeah? what about us another, I always the currency. When I was a kid at all, can I say I like what does your biggest problem with like us language a bit like? Is it you You know I just mean like like. older generations. Is it Do you know what I mean like? Are you mad that we polluted too much and littered too much in like you know, I talked to a lot of young people that are like. Well, you guys left this mess in our laps. You know what I mean, or something or or like the ages you know of like what are we doing wrong? That's annoying I don't know. I just feel like with older generation, there's less of an inclination to come to a compromise like I know, I don't really see anyone kind of not not with youtube, saying yeah older generations, there's just like not any drive to sacrifice something for the greater good like

one kind of is more stuck in hey my ways, kind of right, and I can only want to do my way if you can agree with me, then you're wrong. I feel like it would just be a lot easier if two people are a for the same idea to just compromise and figure, something out together, interesting when yeah, it's a yeah, there's just more like sigma around someone's ego like a lot of people, are not willing to let their ego go for the greater good and then I'm just like okay. Well, why? That makes no sense like what ego be raised, reducing right like not if you're wrong, you're doing something. That's correct, Why would you gonna have to kick you out of his podcast just because people are going to go? Why does bird have a podcast I dont care, be staged by my fucking, some insightful full. I just love this, because I feel like there. Every generation wants to go these young people and, like I'm the first to do it because you don't to be embarrassed if someone's like that joke he made twenty years ago, that's punching down, I want

You don't know what you're talking about my ego wants to station, but and there's I think, just this habit and the stereotypical young people to know but their self righteous their selfish there too there, and then you tie to them and you're just like. Oh no you're. This is what we wanted. Yeah like. Well, I don't think there's any prob. When trying to defend yourself like if you want to defend yourself totally defend yourself, but also, I think, there's just like a lot of people and have a job to kind of understand what they did wrong. Like obviously cancel culture is so extreme. It makes no sense but I mean, if someone's calling you out for something yeah, trying to understand what they're trying where they're coming from, but also don't like, don't sacrifice all of yourself just for them. We had a good conversation about I page one day of the day that you close your eyes when you said his name: Well, I I wrote a joke. I read a joke about that. The day he trans

transition transition transition that met a more I made a spell, was cast in georgia goes nope. I go what she goes nope because we're big fan of umbrella Adam and so and I go what and she's like you're not allowed to tell that joke on stage- and I was on I got I was like I was like I live and I go. Do you know nothing about comedy? It's like yeah. You know nothing about transitioning. So why are you making sure and georgia goes dad read his statement? It's I don't speak the jokes that hurt I went oh yeah and I do like him like I'm a fan of his so like. Why? Wouldn't I Why would I make a joke on someone I like and eyed wonder I would hope to, into a go. Just you know, I'm a huge rocking faint, I loved you know and I loved fuckin. I love him

Well, the academy is our family's favorite show which will be cool. If I got a picture to send to my daughters right now and then here I am just writing a joke and she's like, and so it was, but it's a hard pill to swallow when, as a comedian who His job is to make all the jokes that everyone has a house to live in and go to college so that tiff have someone jump in and give you parameters what you can and can't say and then the one thing she said is that's one thing. The other thing is I don't want to be at school and go. Oh, isn't your data henceforth it ass one of war, and I think that, like it's also not like you know, I think it's either. We can't make them like if we're gonna make them a better, be no thought full and we'd better understand, like whatever you don't like. You might have seen some of it last night. I I've due to submit down that's like on its knees

I, but it's like about like an alien yeah that before we weren't just like pathologically psychotic for you and your house, though thank you. I couldn't breathe in the house at the time. Mom, sorry so well, I was just Come on, you hear, hear no sidney often do a while. I know a lot more accessible seem on this line. I wish you guys could hang out with your kids, not seeing them all the time. Cuz like you know, sometime sometimes can't update your software on people like this will start to happen like with your family. When you, leave and you go back and you're still cast in that role of who you were. You know like when you see like when I see my brother he's still sort of like treats me. Twenty one and have to one and I'm not the same person anymore like? But if you didn't know her and met her? You guys your mind will be blown.

Like my mind, by moving, thank you amazing job, but but you know cause I was trying to work, I'm doing the job. It's like I own heartache. I, like trans people, I think they're cool, like I've. You know a lot of trans friends that are thirty five and they train and they knew they were trained to for, like no man would commit to anything that long. That's how I know it's enough and like no one attacks trans. and you know what a woman, the transition to a man, because slowly you just sit up. Please Or he's the boss, and then there's some like with. Page. Is there anything in the idea of like ok, people are mad at trans athletes because they have an advantage or with isabel zone like elliot page, men are technically say like a wall. Elliot pages, probably better and crying on camera, because he has the advantage of having been a woman before

oh, he will be able to access it. Rang. Emotions like a man could net are that's not I'm not he's a man but, like you were raised the same way as a trans woman was recently had recently had the biological benefits of being a man or whatever? Why can't gay men should be up in arms to stop attacking trans women go well this trans man? of course, can be a better actor after endeavour to climb camera quicker because sees the woman he loved all biological male actors quickly. get out. But this I get that that's how that works either, I'm with a girl, you gotta, get out of the sports. It's like men in their fifties and sixties talking about high school girls sports. It's weird! It's it's too! This is my thing about as a sport, that's like it was women's sports going so well like do we like? Oh, what am I doing your pack? If I dunno, like I, I

in that, like I mean I ran high school track, I played high school sports. I mean anyone that anyone that doesn't want a trans out there on their team doesn't wanna win and that person should mean things for our own joke arrow. Genital last night was how awesome I think it was that first race leah thompson swam in for the average fan in the stands, go. He has set a fashion, This is. This- has also made women's swimming interesting that as a transgender you're like oh well still better. I also like I I am so pro, but you know it's like I you know, I think that all the people who take advantage of it trans people like them either it's like they're, not with the people who are taking advantage. Those are not the people that are so it's like when people men are, you know before they get put in prison

they're, just saying, I'm a woman and they get sent to a female prison. It's like well, that's a criminal, that's a psychopath criminal. That is not a trait that as a different transmit, that's a straight man who's taking advantage. So it's not a transfer. If you can do that, I would definitely start bringing yeah I'd. Take me more but go ahead and by the way, have a check all right. It goes up condoms in there its and then the drag queens is the other one like Georgia walked in on whitney smoking, marijuana and and and then and then they had a very interesting conversation. I was not. of, and then we ve been enjoying this conversation so far and arming I'm learning a lot from her about weight.

Now we know that there are some awesome- comes from medicines given its well. This is giving me last night, I don't know much about we'd. Like I don't know. If I know how could this area aggressive allow its most very fresh? Who gave it you gino from speed, we shall have the gmo. That's where gmo If we brought like I'm so that we like, I don't really know all my god, that's very brilliant is very intense. Can you do edibles or no. so I went to the doctor yesterday, two days ago, the is what I will say. There is a version where, in ten fifteen years whatever, when she have a surgery or, if you get migraines or or cramps like weed, might be, better than tylenol and might all in all these you know natural killing, your liver yeah. I think so. That's the show I went to the doctor. The doctor assessed me fairly and accurately he was like I, you know. Ultimately, it's

it was, and this is true, I wonder, a map to transition of away from booze, because. I remember, my cardiologist jackie, took me into the a lobbyist. She goes to see everyone in this lobby. I said yeah and he just was sad. It was like a lot of people that there Rough uses rob people that never stopped partying and I went so. I drove from yesterday the other day from my big big physical, like fuckin fifteen test performed on me and then both home, and I talked to my dad and I said I said I think I'm going to eat an edible tonight and see if I that would take the edge off he just shut my brain off and then leaned took me to the dentist and he If the plaque off my teeth- and I can't stop playing with my toothache- I'm definitely not eating an edible, I'm not going to be the one dude in bed just loving tobacco. It's just going to because we're weird so I haven't been on a building, but I'm not I'm not a big

enough weed guy now it doesn't do for me what it does for like, like ron functions guy. That's like I'll. Just smoke, five bullhead then What did he do? Show I mean I get anti autumn of round and then and then I have to have a drink anyway, and what you know what is it you're now two key, let no whiskey know of it. I got him the sticky labour and might be good, but will see ya. Just tequila. My recovery is fucking. Amazing, I'm getting a hundred percent recovery. I think it's because of the sugars I'm getting like above. Seventy five percent recovery on

whoop everytime everyday. Ok, you just about working on that, linked with a straight face. I'm working out when I open a whorehouse, make it work and I think I'm losing way, but I haven't made myself and a meeting held. You look good deal. You looked less gloated. I did a corporate of that in the womb ban. Founder was there and he was like right in a frank, and I did a joke about it. I'm yeah. I think it was this. I was like I'm the founder of the whoop and is here and, as you may or may not know, the band is a device that monitors your sleeping and your caloric intake your blood sugar and it's great to let people know that you're fucking nerd says do bad, like just winnie as new special on ethics. I can't wait to see it. Thanks good at what you, oh gosh, I will end by saying to win an arrival. There were just blowing sandals. I wouldn't

I'm so long that I didn't get to do your shows your tour that fully loaded I waited there is like Georgia did that what's yeah was wild, it looked. It was really hayato. It was really weird because I'd never seen him do comedy before so it was the first time I'd seen him do comedy. You know what I never like wanted to see. I like, when he first started, doing comedy like instead I guess getting famous. I was like no I'm not going to really watch anything until I'm either. Eighteen or I just have like a desire to watch it, and I still had I would desire to watch it, but I was like a bad way but like it's what you want them to be your dad.

I really don't want to hear him talk about mom in that way. Ever again, no desire is so sad. It's just like yeah. I don't I can't like. I cannot because I would hit here and make a joke about mom and some random guy would just be saying that go towards your mom, like. I know that so I just I never wanted to really like here it, and then I did hear in those kind of weird so is like because some stories are exaggerated and I'm just like that just like this only saw no only when I say that she wants you machine story for the first time. I said: what did you think she goes bullshit, yeah the only reason I actually kind of believed it was because I've heard like similar parts of the same. My entire life, so

hey, there's no way, he's been like pathologically lying for eighteen years, like that. Just takes a little too much dedication, so I was really upset about book. It's the same thing. She says about the fucking bagpipe. She says the backplate never happened and also when the florida state regatta I'm going to say something about bird that it's like. I, you know I'm better than I do, but I believe bert is pathologically honest. In like he tells the truth about things you should lie about he's. Also, a pathological exaggerate Did I say his head? That's how it works. Exactly but that's what cycle birds do he's lying, I might add, is so. Can I tell you a story with a vibrant guys, we're someone's restoring the real surroundings we're on our way to tell us almost butter, my version so much better. Your version is inaccurate.

No, my inversions, I only I unfair to feel what I felt and if I have to tell you, we were there for ten hours and hours without row. I don't know. It's getting literal they're, getting a little literal, yeah and well. Thank god. Someone in this house is literal. I do, but not we'd be friggin like on a boat in the middle of nowhere, but eighteen animal. You know somebody's gotta be literal, but it is cause the guy that I'm dating is first guy that I've dated that comes and sees me perform. I've never had people go and he'll. He watched a year when we first went out he's a good news watching how things have all been he's like? Like every time I do a show he gets younger and younger in the story. The way I did last night I go she's still dating the same I don't think he was that young it was like it was like he's six years younger than me and eight years younger than me. Nine years running me he's like I'm five years,

over there every exactly what you need this audience to know. There is a knot of an age difference that I am a knowledge in it. You can't have you got. Like a landlord last night. He did the same thing. I'm two years older and he said I was three, but he went, but it was like he was like you know what you consider. This is no time at all the fans. I'm talking about my friends in family? Really, did you guys break up? Every time you named the story, it's not me anymore. Now I have to build our notions, exaggerating because younger for the job is riding at them like, doesn't know anything about it, because there's no way to explain this to be, but I get more and more red back. Is that worries and deeper and like more ridiculous, then with less grammar papa We too, like I, don't talk like that and he looks older, who exactly is going on

I get a little more overweight and a little more like moves are a little bigger and I'm like buy. There's the house bigger than that. You already know of that fucking rose garden. I know y'all just burgers on twenty four seven in a drought that California I've found. It it's on here no front inner front yard pouring liquid death on the lawn. I do so we have my lawn on a smart, timer or whatever, and it's a smart thing, but I'll go out and hose down. Well, I do a little bit, but I only do like that water and power person came by this morning and was like, and I was like yeah we just fixed it. Better off and we don't cheat you don't know I I don't. I don't cheat on it. I don't yeah. I know they don't have as many flowers as they should cuz. I don't have enough water.

your love deployed yeah. Yes, my hundred dr here we have the driver of the drug and all of them If you are, but you don't, my friend LISA did my friendlies. Yes, when these regulations came down, she would go as okay. Here's what we're gonna do we're going to triple your drip line. Didn't say you could only have one drip line. They said You could only run for fifteen minutes, so we're put in three drip lines on that bitch and we're safe and that rose cold weather crooks. Now right, my favorite that, like that little isabel homes opened it up criminals to be when a network, Excuse me, no, no. She cannot but do know she is eighteen years old? Now she won this. see. Can I say you know that in england, so my brother lives in england. He's got four kids and I was just with my niece who's fifteen. She came over for a lacrosse camp. We went out to dinner, I'm like her cool aunt. Like prepared to give her the birds and the bees talkin that whole thing and she's like not interest, should not instagram has girlfriends they do damage, could not be less interest yet invoice at which a soul refreshing yoga.

But what does fifty four point? Six sites is good news. All round. Shelter knows everything about everything, because when you just want to know something, you don't sit around and wait for your part to tell you the wrong answer. You just the Google ad or find it out like I'd like she would. We're talking about something history wise and I was like everything. I've learned in school has been debunked Yes, I, like I learned that the knave americans and the pilgrims had a wonderful meal. They got along grades with which they were, they exchange blankets and they had a great time. That's a when is always a cornucopia: oh yes, there's that they had squash, they but add squaw, yeah bangladeshi hunk boring, but she in england you can drink. I think it. Fourteen of your parents are there. And we went out and she had no interest in drink some again, like your client like one or have a seventy, have no thanks. It's like she's like I've done that it. Wouldn't you say: the taboo. I think it's like, not cool. If you have access to it in some way, I think you're right.

If there's no, like. Oh, we can see, alcohol little love and no one really wants to do it. If it's there they're like yeah, it's like part of the the allure of that is you're pissing off your parents yeah. Well, I, I have two things to say about that. One is the linear, logical brazilian, is illegal, so I can't say, writing break the law now if we had the same laws, london I'd have the same I think, you're right, that's the problem with me is, I can't say you can break the law here, but now you can't break the law over here, so parent. I guess that's why I can't let her drink. However, I do believe in positive criminal behavior as a teenager. so I know she's right there in book I know. For sure I know what she's doing I'm just not saying it's. Ok is not happening at my house. As far as I know, I'm not providing it without call, but I'm not a fucking idiot. I drank start Fourteen years old, there are some positive

criminal behavior that happens, that teaches you how to work around how to get what you want, how to manipur late, sometimes in a positive way. That I think is people when you're an adult so when I think about her drinking behind my back with her friends, because I know they do it and then their supposed to be doing well before I got all the drink enemies system by the time I was sixteen of the arts and that one don't like. I don't like the way. if you feel you know what I mean was like I'm kind of glad like had I waited till the age I was allowed to, I feel like I would have destroyed my twenty starts kids are saying now that if they didn't drink and high school, they're scared, they're gonna go crazy in college and then there actually away from home and if they make a mistake, it's on them. So that's why I think, like some of them were kind of glad that they started drinking in smoking in college. They had like tests,

We now know their limits and then, when they go to college in their living, basically by themselves, they have a better grasp, unlike who they are possible and more advanced level worthy. And when is italy, a couple yellow treats how long you going for eleven days were deadly one night or do the line and I'm going to drink with my daughters, yeah and I want to own a see in their eyes want to, as a professional drinker. I want to walk them through with a buddy, should feel like where you should shut it off and all that cuz. I I was. I was gonna mark norman. You he's really good at shutting buzzes off the marsh, like I feel This is a trap: collar buzz, go no he's really good at like he can drink in them. He doesn't get to vodka. I want to start a great governor that I've been up with that kid in the fucking dirt. I've put him in the dirt I mean I've made him drink like ours. I love taking him on tour with me, like a big tour cause. He is fun as fast

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and by the way? Don't I don't? I really don't even know their reach. I know they're big and but but like they're fun as fuck to do both those are really fun to do. I would spend a good half of a morning good morning at a barstool and do and do as much you could there that whole they're doing things so fucking right. I think rogan, rogan, really big gap and ari garbage was about asked that's three. Oh shit hold on one whipple rogan out there cause Logan's been talking about your special anyway. Well, why? yeah you do how once I definitely if you can shoot like the three that matter, then remove the needle because it like, I feel like now, everything's. So sad about not was now do I will not say we have you done. Are you I said there was now because they shootin like stretches. I by either or maybe I now I would love to do it. Kabul utilise. Should you buy an idyllic caught ones? Member back in the day when I was a girl now it's like billy eyelashes, bronco bomb at length, the guest of wild on that show you, where you been for that and I you can yeah. You can then

lemon drew up that china by a privilege, made that show him telling I was I was the first he was. He always says I was the first celebrity that ever like show to like hit em up- and I wasn't I was in traveled him. You're just hung, I loved it. Just agreed. oh really, yeah! Yeah! That's why I like are your garbage, the great daisy and jj hi sophia two girls well the way they are they allow or what is your name daisy, daisy, Sophie Sophia nice to meet? You wow, Whitney hi, I'm whitney nice to meet you Can you guys share seat? You two gals

Do you live close by? How did you get here? Just now? Ok, okay, how old are you a eighteen eighteen, all of you woah wilds. What I want to do well when the illinois illinois has already gone south fast, oh you're, going to go there for college. Yes, okay, where are you going to college yeah I do, and I was then so college do you like by all that like his college kind of like a little bit of like this is kind of a hoax is kind of scam. You like with what it costs young resubmitted avonlea depends on the person. I think that a lot of people I think most people just go for it, the experienced and this type of what you do and people think that you can't really get anywhere without a degree,

I think, for malady yeah. I think it depends like there are definitely schools that, like I think, are a hundred percent scam and if you like, if you can't anne and some people who can afford it still choose to go, because I think that's just kind of what you do. You're going to meet people you're going to meet a partner, then what exactly I mean? I just think it depends on the person I mean, I think, there's smart ways to go to college and like smart financial decisions to make regarding college like depending on what Why should you get what school like you know, twins Never do you like the fact that colleges are like removing books that have the n word, even though they were written three hundred, years ago or were moving What the wording more! I mean, I don't think it's nothin bugs. Obviously I'd like to see little women put it in. You guys have such a bright future. Let's ruin it! I'm just curious, because when I meet you guys really so smart down to earth and you're in you're, not like impression,

in a way it's like. Whenever I read I'm going to be offended by I'm, not gonna, be able to tell the context of when something was written or what something means I feel like there's just such a patronizing, roach to this younger generation now and then, when I meet you guys and hang out with you you're just like so reasonable and dont need to be like coddled in that way, yeah. I think the expectation is that we need to be caught all just because those people who are very outspoken, like especially on there, internet who did like demands about coddling or whatever, but in reality like most people. Our age aren't like that. Aren't like that yeah like it's, it's the minority for sure. Do you have any heroes like do you look up to anyone here Can I get it I have is, but I haven't met someone your age that does like.

Now we are up to this sort of illusion of these people that were perfect athletes and celebrities and stop and now with twitter, and I phoned what you know member states, someone made so jarred from one on a pedestal and look up to anyone. Yeah, it's honestly seems controversial to like anybody that this do you. Give some one public if they publicly apologize. Would you rather sorry apologize for a joke. You know Kevin Hart did a joke whatever? Would you rather a comedian apologize? Are you actually gonna? Forgive them are going to lose respect for someone if they apologize for something apologizing is like the whole point. It's like the the point of people. I mean it again. I think it depends on the person, but I think that calling people out publicly well. The point is to hold them responsible not to like I don't believe in in ruining someone's career. I agree. I agree. I agree, but it's a shame that shed light on like hey. Maybe this wasn't correct Just like an ebay apologize, your truly forgive them.

It's the plans we have sometimes there they're just gonna apologize just because, like their famous I need to yeah to like save themselves, feel like there have been situations just to name names where you're like they did the right thing by apologizing, but I can tell this isn't sincere. Yes, and other down drilling. I can tell that sincere it didn't come in is Here's here's, my ass, you know what our pazos war, but I just by this, is beset by their parents. So did so by untroubled, like you put a bunch of children on your part, gas that some questions that are inappropriate in this is aid issues. This is my first apology generating you should know a teen is not a child, the war. Until you have once and it s so I said I will go awry, hey guys. I know that cancer culture of coming for me are really getting yeah. I just want everyone to know, I'm not apologizing, so I don't really understand why I have trouble but I'll keep thinking about it and when I think yeah

my ever forgive I apologize for the joke. As soon as I stop, I dont get it. I know your friend If the people I'm not really sure why, but I'm gonna work to figure it out. Okay, that's when people say I'm sorry, you were offended. That's when you're like but at the end of our times you see, but I guess you I'm sorry you are you. Are you got your feelings are in your like now, worry acted like you're. Sorry reacted like that. I'm yeah, I'm sorry feel that way, we're sorry it had. That was my now my intention, but if it was my image I apologize. I'm sorry, I didn't say I'm sorry the right way. I'm sorry should never come out of this. I'm sorry go hey, I'm sorry I politics you can tell if someone's actually sorry if they're blaming you reacting, and you know they just want most like your policies. In a note, sap thundering morale smells good, ok, definite,

we may be well. What do you want? What are you guys doing? What you guys plans or something do no idea kick back. You know that you will have to live with the eu in any way for you to table the mysterious ought to know what are you doing with a hungarian kids leaving said is going away party, I think they'll come across. One is ongoing. I know he's just so sweet sweetest guy born in hungary. He was born in hungary, but he came here to play water polo for a couple of months red flag. Sweden's guy was like what he is. A good question was the most recent thing you got in trouble for by your parents. Will just daisy daisy, also thing I got in trouble for by your parents thank you asking this guy. I think I know why did you have a category

whereas I knew the womb drug dealer near the weed dealer in this. Let me see your venmo requests it's the most recent, maybe in the past, when it'd be just like yesterday, if you were fucking around it? I know you're here for day and then my mom said clean your room and you can leave and I was like that. Then I'm not grounds. That's just what you didn't disagree. You just went. I have always, as I say, of course, in polish and nobody else. Polish unless I know some wayward something crazy. Yes for dad signed an autograph for me. Oh my birthday, in two thousand in no one in two thousand and two thousand and two thousand her dad that as a cask picture of reba, macintyre, so reba and her debt and I

I had it. It was crazy cause like I didn't, watch reba, but we were both produced by mindy shall ice. I think I'm saying name right: Mindy shall sized up and produced it's I was working with her and she got me a cat picture at random. I look. her dad every fucking day. My I had my closet. In the show reba. and so it's crazy is that all the sudden I meet her and george's like her dad. His was in river, with which one rivers ex husband something really besought. Yes now and it's crazy that that I would have his picture up now, his daughter, Comes over and and like idolizes me, that's exactly what happened, the coolest fucking right, her dad's, pretty fucking cool her does take on this or on

Is that what moves in? He was an alpha. He was in yeah. Everyone's dads in the business are serious. This is mild yeah. So what your dad's an actor, can you factor? Okay and what is around them pleased me a lot yeah. I don't even know what she does well. She works for pasadena, unified and she's. She works at the front desk. I dunno what she I know exactly what she does in performing any of you growing up with performers, oh wow. Go ahead daisy. What do you want to be? What you want to be a great audition platform? Do you want to be a singer? No, no, a god, I'm so bad at singing just last year, though just short, can I ask you, and can I tell you: why are we not going back to the travelling? Oh yeah okay sing it to us sing to us why you got in trouble,

was no. No, no! No! No! No! No player. Please call me why dont bob I think you got it. I think Her mom or mom or finn or mom walked in the door goes. Poland's I've, gotten game, beholds, not forget, you know you actually thinking you are playing with my feet and its value is towards her release on your friends. so does the leader or whatever died of poland like twenty years ago, died in a plane crash in and they put in his twin brother just to take over

like a member that movie data such postings led some of polish you never. Even though no one cares. They were disagree same same yeah, that's how gnarly polling day around the bush. I can't even do it. No! No did you hear about the post harris who tried to blow up the car he burned his lips on the exhaust her voice, don't polish, probably not whether we want to know why bully you know, I'm poland got that rap of polish joked right because the ices anti semitism? No, no! No! No! No because when the germans came in the polish were very proud that they were poor and they fought the tanks with sticks, and so the germans are like how stupid of the peoples They were stupid, they just didn't have any weapons and they were like you're, not taking our fucking country and they fought. I think that's the story.

I think you guys did you guys know who it is Ok, you ready when we tell you, wouldn't have a really great dole out what I don't want to see this as a guest is called man splaining, and you should not load up what's at around a toxic man who just silence to women, get em signals here: whitney whitney. I'm sorry, I wish I knew what I did wrong or work on it. I'll work on it. Haha whitney created a show called to girls the and is doing her. Third, she directed, movie called what a woman thinks on it. What was it in your movie. How have you managed to demote me so quick, but it was not what a woman thinks, but not what female female brain. I do not have the female brain and help him whitney is on her death, fifth netflix special,

now. Thirty four special yeah their network special comes out next week. Is that the thing now that is the only the netflix ones count. yeah? That's how I do it. Well, no one wants to the company central server. I sweat through a gray, shirt, fucking, uncomfortable and the machines have been going. Misumi showtime by just tell people is netflix. Where is it now? It's on netflix? Oh, it's on netflix headquarters alright. Are you gonna do go to college eighty? I gotta believe like in a month. Did you as a team. Now Now, though, we know, is no sign of their life starting to go away yet they for our year. They stopped Yes, they can say now we got so they stopped to because we could entering covered, but are they but I dare not stopping at a general. It was just a covert thing, while I think before they wanted to stop it, but I think of it

like our now, he has, with almost a year of divergent people, learn leah shock. They still do that again, and it has not a reflection of here and tell me all eyes. They didn't have their cities and other colleagues will lead the OECD's, and I couldn't get my until I try to get it now? That's a large, not gonna hit. I tell you the data you the moon, to hold on to the data. about the rom com I wrote. No comedy is little derivative, but it's about a guy girl and meet online and they start dm each other back and forth. They don't know their normal other when they meet he finds out. she's transgendered, it's called, you got mail, I ape Does it here they re I'll get paid, does ended the dire?

you're doing it as one of you don't ever another joke. I wrote you gotta really know you're only when he's going get this, me, neil young, if you know, okay, Emilia all right, neil young, about the vaccine anyway, neil young walks into a bar in austin, and he sees Joe rogan sitting at the bar and he's like a mother fucker in jugglers neil, let's sit down, let's have a drink. Let's talk this out to Neil's like alright, so he sits down. The bartender goes boys. What can I get? You and Joe looks at neil and goes I'd. Have a beer, the shots are no good.

I don't get it do I gotta get out of here is what I would like to say. Something about. The apron remind you have certainly is Three amigos. When Martin started laughing male, they see the little mail plane see the little. Why it's like out of breath, wheezing laughing. That's what my favorite part of three amigos is when he goes so he's a he's hanging up with the I think he's trying to get his attention. What's it the matter, you guys to do. No, no once you're, not this little cracked out phone dick to ignores who says so. Why are you painted this wise, and I know you has its bad pr bad rob really bad sunburn ruined it

I mean guys like her she's kind of a and she ruined it for everyone. It's going to go, though, who did? What do you watch would like downtown? to show that you, like for weeks, show that I like ooh, that's a god I feel like can put on the spot, I dunno I'm finishing breaking bad right now, wow, that's a pretty general thing that everybody will know. I just watched a documentary on ruby ridge to it's white supremacists the oklahoma city bombing, was I got into a pretty aggressive conversation drunk the other night about, ruby region anyway,. you guys wanna, try doing that, I'm going to have a drink, I'm gonna have a bomb in over a year or not. This is just for some reason. It resorted to dad jokes What do you want to do? That's a really good question.

no idea for a while. I really wanted to like get into acting. As my dad was in it, but that was just kind of lake what I was around. So it's what I knew but sure yeah, now I'm going in undecided. Ok, we're going to school in new orleans. Just don't major in communications know that wasn't that I tried to do business cause. I was like oh broad thing. I took one business class. like an elevator salesman and decided that's just never ever when a kindly always should call the bitterly elevator salesman. We should, rather than some trouble was talking like some seminar, some lady was talking about how she works for an elevator company and her whole speech Oh, I didn't know that I'd be working for the company for so long, but here I am nose like all its appeal. Tragic? But now I don't I don't know I had a manager upon the noble dwayne. Give me the speech about, I didn't realize it was a speech saying you should be a

If you're here at barnes and nobles, he was just telling me about how great his life is, and all I was thinking is you like socks, It's like the dunno man. This his grades is great and I'm in his office he's talking to me and then the end of the speech is like. So what do you think and I went it sounds wait. He goes so then you want to be a manager, and I went oh no good. Then I was like oh no, I'm definitely going to be a fucking manager. Why not- and I went, are you being serious and I was like? Oh, I am going to go back, I'm going to go back to either I'm uncomfortable, I'm so sorry I was working at barnes and noble. Then I got fired for working out in the basement. My underwear, like two weeks later this week, did you ever do nobody like put towards iran at me? I worked in the travel section. really only I shall travel books and indecisive. So I will do the alphabet and is a plot, a book and then have to show that our baltic, we, the travel sector, was a fucking mess.

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in new york, it's like when you come out. There's this like, like everyone's like well welcome, come on, let's get blow jobs or whatever, and he would come back with the craziest stories every fucking day he'd come home like you should have been with me last night and I'd be like tell me about it. We take the freighter elevator go down to the basement and he tell me his escapades and I've never really known any. I can gay guys by noni, and so it was like a really cool like I don't Introduction to like it hard to like did you do this to me just photos next time, song last season, is here baby and there's no better option that our friends at shady raise shit raises an independent sunlight, company that offers a world class product is just as good as any expensive pairs of sunglasses. I've, worn, durable frames and extremely clear polarized lens, for

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I know what I'm saying like it's like. I like that you're just a guy. I want to be a nurse. No, I don't want to be the surgeon. I want to just be a nurse yeah. I didn't. I said that for awhile movies I wanna be a comic and people like an avalanche of I'm with that, and then I got movies. I love it now a days. Yes was the almost money she has Can you please it I've manipulating children is all about in order to guarantee the motion. I like bullying days. It is rarely if you're going to new orleans, that's fine game really excited and where you going and eleanor Oh, I think only that you on and then it cannot be separated, yeah and are you with any friends? I didn't does indeed where your friends, Galway, where you go for it when we're like other his he's going to the same college. Does that influence your decision? Now? That's her temple universal company. You shoot him.

Twice you swore tat. She wondered how tired well yeah just paid it off, don't recommend it. I just feel like colleges. Now they don't mean what they used to. So it's like there were a lot of people that parents, Soon? U see further kids that went to usc because after that scandal were a bunch of celebrities and famous people pay that guy rick singer in order to take SH t tests and they literally had their children posing in canoes to pretend that they were a team because they were paying the coaches off, and so people that actually got in the usa and worked or ass up the parents were like this. Isn't me what used to be taken of the actual than this wouldn't, where that is what is called a tell in situ? santa maria novella yeah. Majority and with you all know, Y all yeah speaking of transition, also your dirty job.

can re should have been limited. As you question, is there like a line that all parents know he obviously, as a mere but I just mean to all the parents get together and say, like this is appropriate. This is I mean about the apparent until the child fuck off into silence. I don't know I'm in the birds. I was like I wouldn't say my fucking homesick. If I know that whatever you are allowed to yell at other, when I was a kid, my friend's parents definitely like grabbed me by that had a couple of times I buy. I was gonna. Tell you this earlier. I don't. I won't yell at georgia because I learn that in yelling and georgia, neuroscientist about your family, your parents, I learned that I set up a paradigm within which she could there was always punishment. There was never so like what if she did something bad, why not lie about it, because what

Is he going to yell louder it get worse than it is, and so am I learned if I can incorporate empathy and listening in it. Then it gives her a chance to be honest and go. I should, tell them what's going on is where they feel the need to lie to. You are scared of you. That's a that's, not good! I remember that. De I applied it. Georgia got caught driving people in her car and leant carter and came back lidded. in georgia came in, we can go drop them off and come home. George came home and did you just see george's like bump, fought and thought and thought whatever rose like art, but and the ngos way. Then we should do, and I said I think you should write a thousand words on why we think should be driver all people in your car, started. Crying. Remember that tell made me rights are no. No. She was like she's, like you understand me, because if you

rights, if she writes she thinks about similar like yeah, you know for us to pay. Can I get it? Where have you been? Were? Ok? Ok, oh sorry, he's been lang. Happy fact leave him alone but you know what we we, the guy that I'm dating we came back to. We talked about the raccoon thing. I had like a rabies running the dude he came in when he so mad at me, and it's the first time in my life. I was able to see that the Love me, their anger, it was coming from a place of love. Is, is chris crazy, that's out it's like, He was. He was so scared that he was like living like apoplectic. I've been a year that that makes sense I get where, where I get scared and I get angry, I could listen to him. I needed it so yeah. I love, I love, there's a do you remember this george isla had she bought these things were,

you kept them in your hand. Then you open it and it went yeah, and so she bought, I dunno what it's called. They were like staffs as a staff, and so, but I think a magician staff and I didn't say what it was and she opened it and it hid her in the face. And it's metal upon entering the face, and I thought it ripped her. it was on, and I started yelling at her to show me her face, and then she looked back at me and goes hunt just as scared, as you are so similar, to my mind, isn't still there. It's still a god to be able to formulate by saddam. so so self aware that is, wild, no crease will be able to like articulate yourself and calibrate your emotions, like that. I I just started being able to do that.

Y'all want to like get married, or do you think about that? No, I don't think about it. I just think I only think about me getting older and I would only do it if it like fulfilled my life. More Go wouldn't do it only because you're supposed to get married or have kids, I guess I find someone. I love and I want to marry them I ain't a make sure ok with them like platonic, like I wanna make like. I trust them in my finances. If I have kids, I trust them with my kids. I would trust them with thanks home. I would trust them with any like major life decision like I to trust them on a platonic, level and on a romantic level? And I ask them at all the people that I know

I want to see where you introduce them to your dad, but, like I say in this guy as long as you don't meet him at one of burt's shows, if you ever date, a fan of mine. So you go to college hold on hold on okay, so you go to chicago. Next year you meet a guy like peak good. Looking smart right, funny kind of a little bit with an evening disorder and you have to buy any goes. I any goes and used to get it off and then and then not killer. That's enough the end, and then he goes and like did daddy goes. I gotta be honest with you. I didn't notice, I didn't you're you're the machines daughter and you go you it isn't for you. Is it over for you or do you go? I am because, like mom I dated mom, for how long before I show you the rolling stone article and we're dating

I was like and she said she goes. Are you a drug dealer and I went what she does? How do you have all this money? I never see work and I went oh I'm a comic and she was no, I know, but how do you have money? I said deals chooses to the fucking deal. I'm gonna get you do ass. I said oh, I should explain it and so I brought out the rolling stone article and gave it to her and she read it in bed, me and she was like what the fuck and I was like. I'm a monopoly. This she's gypsies and realisation on the pizza box to win election im a fucking loser. I did so that's what I'm saying like. I need to trust. Everyone like. I need to trust that person with more than that like if I trust them to an extent where, like being a fan of yours, doesn't get in the way of just our relations. In general. I mean you, don't want to feel like you're being used to yeah way or about your parents, like that's what I'm saying if I feel like I'm being used than obviously but like I said I your dad's funny, and that has no effect on our relationship with you. Shoulda litter cooed, just you know Yes,

it, but that's what I'm saying like. I would rather trust someone completely and then decided to marry them instead of just going? Oh I'm in love with you and I'm young, and I'm at the age. I should get married where all my friends are getting married like if I find that person at fifteen, probably yeah, how about you guys how many guys are looking back at your life? How many guys, if you could ne no name them? How many guys do you go to that one got away. That was a really good one. It's actually an interesting that wasn't a fart. I swear. What are these prank chairs like? I did read something somewhere. Once there's a great book called getting the love, you want by harv one hundred terrible title for an amazing book about how we're subconsciously attracted to people that have the negative qualities of our primary caretakers and it just sort of like it's the neurochemical familiar. So if you find yourself being like magnetically, attracted to someone, we're told that it's, like you know, passion in butterflies in love. At first sight

These are toxic notions that all know, songs and romantic comedy are based on its address by actually that's probably just your brain going out. This is a narrow chemicals. tell that I'm used to the perfect amount of being ignored being loved. You know feeling like I need to addition and campaign for approval of this person. Whatever neuro comical cocktail, your primary caretaker gave you whatever the chaos, the drama that whatever and it should familiar. It's your it's! It's basically like your room, just like that. At mama or whatever you know, I'm not married yeah, good idea. If you're lucky he's not available or the guy. That loves me as much as I love you fuckin snag him I wish I could just go. I wanna go to your college and I'll find your guy no find your guy he's gonna be a little over. We had all but you're not, but it's also like there's no way to find your guy right now cause you're, not the person you're going to beat you.

I wait till you're the person you don't like get married, so young they're still growing up yeah. If you get married at twenty three you're only twenty three cars know the concept of saddam returns. When you're, twenty seven or twenty eight, basically everything in your life kind of changes like when you move into adulthood like anyone at twenty seven, twenty eight always breaks up with a boyfriend that they've had for a long period of time. You change your job, I did it if they say don't commit to anything until after you're twenty eight and when you're once you do commit, unlike someone or or or like oh, this person might be my husband. You want to go off birth control for a year, and see if you're still in turn out well If you on any kind of lemon offer control, it can be concluded for a minute because the way that we smell potential partners are olfactory glands change when we're on birth control. So a lot of time, it's so interesting because

what happens is like you are attracted to a different kind of person when you're pregnant versus when you're not pregnant right, so birth control basically is telling your body I'm pregnant, which means you can't get brats why it works and then so, You can be magnetically attracted to someone and then you go off birth control and of clay smell, different you're, not attracted. They got interested in them any more and a lot of he Ricky. people? That's that's. Why Welcome to university, whitney yeah. I have mixed it. They call me whole rogan. I know civilians. I guess I'm like the concept of marriage and general, because it's like I don't know I mean I I get but it's also like something about it. It's strange to me that you're trusting one person with everything in your life, like you, have to be attracted to them. You have to like stay romantically involved with them. You have to be happy with them in, like all of these ways for the rest of your life,

if they feel like that's a lot of pressure and for a lot of people like they're, not going to find someone like that and that's not gonna work and like let's get the government involved? Yes, legally share everything got lucky and found the perfect one you're telling them never attracted to burn. I mean the truth is for me about marriage. The truth is that person can't be all those things You can't possibly get everything from one person, no matter who they are, so you I have girlfriends, you have a girlfriend about girlfriends girlfriend the number one, the movie that I made. What did you think it was called what women what women yeah you're? Just like that, gibson into this little. a woman know that some brad williams is daughter's autobiography I I forgot. The book I were saying you need girlfriends. You can't bet we rely on one in person for all of your happiness? You have to lie on rely on this sounds stupid, but

hobby hundred friends. That's not a quota. Pendant hobby, not snowboard cause he's a snowboarder not allowed a hobby of what that was important me to tell you, because I think that we are today to believe that person you mary is the end all be all everything, and that is not our true is a recipe for disaster and I am concerned because, like I do, I made this movie based on a book of the female brain that changed my life, because above my parents had strokes, and I come from lots of like my rain and just say to learn about neurology, a young age, also neurology, neurosciences, changing all the time. So probably, whenever I am saying now, can you get me can't Ten years doesn't mean it's not true now, so we have to be able to have these conversations cuz right now, there's just things like there's, no gender, that's great, like you, defending trans people like that's all real, but to pretend

a straight woman and the street man are don't get dopamine from different. Things is like a crazy thing that I think is really messing up a lot of relationships because, Men need to feel needed and women don't need anything anymore. You know so yeah and so so we're like you can open the door for me. pay for me. You can't take ignored. It gets. What can I do? You can't get up? You know so reading that book also is my life because I grew up on while I married my best friend I just one of your husband, Not your best friend, your boyfriend is not your best friend when I went and met with, when Britain died, who was the neuroscientists wrote this book? I was like if all these terms, dopamine oxytocin federal level in all these that I'm not a hour. I won't remember any of these words my leave. What what would you want me to know the most? What would a neuro of females in our scientists, whatever girl to now and she wept your boyfriend? Is not your girlfriend. You have ten minutes.

You come in to talk about your dad. You have ten minutes, that's not the person! You talk to about twelve the rise, may dresses are just not we're and then a desert call your girlfriend it about that, because I call you girlfriend, because, if you're going to bring everything your man, your girlfriend, ships are good or your guy friendships are going to deteriorate. putting too much pressure on that one person to be everything to you and that's not fair to anyone, and then you get right now. You can come sit next to me, god dammit So for me my expect I learned I grew up with music that was like you're, my son you're, my moon, I'm incomplete without you all this toxic stuff. That was like no you're one of the many things in my life you're, one of many, my friendships, my job, my hobby, my balance, if you make it's not or even if the person is amazing. It's not fair. You have it's internally need to get your social needs met. You know and things need space to breathe. You know bread rises because you give it space

and if you don't just flat in canada, flavourless suffused with this one person all the time it becomes ten flavorless you had an I will say that I also have this theory that, like you have to you know I was talking to my guy about this and you know I'm. I'm have been like kind of trepidation, about not commitment, but just like marriage. You know, because I grew up in a lot of japan. I saw a lot of divorces. I saw a lot of acrimonious divorces. I had to go to court just kind of saul that stuff aim here amongst and war. six times subpoenaed to testify against her which, by the way, there's also something kind of freeing about, that yeah, I don't. I didn't grow up with the idea that you marry someone and you like how, like you, can afford three marriages. As soon as I started, knowing I was in love with bert. I got into therapy, because I said no, I said I don't know how to do this. I have. I have such bad messaging that I don't know how to do this, so I need help

and I don't have a role model. I don't have an example. I have nothing to follow so. If I'm going to do this, I'm going to do it not right, but I'm going to do it intention of it succeeded up. Also, therapy also because my mom literally get your money back like third wedding, my mom went well. If I don't like him I'll just divorce him and I'm like that's, not. That's not what that I'm not doing that, but I don't know how to do it other way. So let me get some help so that I can. Do this in a way that it works for me right I stayed in therapy actually because she's part of what I need for my full life, because I don't get it from bert and tell I don't get it from my girlfriend's entire life, something that I I that changed. My life that I learned and I made a twelve step program called Allen on it's. Basically, if you grow up around alcoholism and use

I'll be in it. You should get em kidding. I mean like, like night and by alcoholism. We don't just to find his drinking like compulsive behaviors. You know that assumption make you down the reality when you're a child like I had a lot of growing up, I had a lot of like screaming and slamming doors and then Evans equity mean we're fine everything. Fine, though we were just play, acting is that, whereas kids know you feel it in your god. You know when you're being lied to so then you just start down in your own reality and that's what sort of happened with me and I'm in this programme by one of the tools for its way to kind of just change your blueprint. We got bad messaging, they did the best they can with the tools they had.

our parents had no tools like my dad's dad was in a war, never hugged them. Never said I love you like. They did great, given the circumstances as much as it's like hard to not be disappointed on a daily basis by our parents were wired. For that you know to think that way, but he's so simple don't go to the problem for the solution. So, if burt's my problem, I'm not going to go to bert and say: hey bert, europe being a pr. I go to my program or my therapist to go Maybe the solution is to confront the person, maybe its job outrage. May I say absolutely nothing. Maybe it's just my expectations. Maybe it's to take some distance, maybe it's to spend less time of the person like there's a litany of options and that isn't you did something bad now, it's totally the person that caused the problem. Probably doesn't understand how the number one fix the problem or then leaving know they caused a desperate. That's right, And when your emotional and their emotional is a bad cop,

WBO so, like your responses were like two five year olds, your inner children are just grappling, that's right and then it's like two kids fighting and stuff two adults. Two children fight is a completely different an unresolved in argument. Does everybody wants to be right, so you have to get to an adult place. I have different from as for different needs, also like I go to sandy to be good, b and silly and funny, and I go to cathy to get an opposing opinions I own, like there, was someone on my team, I'm going to sandy doubt if I want a different perspective, I gotta cathy and got The person is likely an you. Do the saying yes or she goes. Let's think about this a different way. What if we turn it on ted sandy doesn't do that. San diego's you're right dogs, You need to hear that his stocks and he's the worst ever but yes,

but I love and unless go to dinner next week. Perfect has sometimes you wanted just to have your your reality validated and other times you wanna go hey. I might only will these remaining feelings, aren't facts and I'm full of feelings right yet tell it. I need some backs totally as sometimes you're exactly right- and these values everything I say, and I know for sure she loves bert, with all her heart and I could say he's the biggest so garbage on the planet and then she would now that I just and frustrated now. That's it you're a circular. Who cares yeah number one doesn't matter how I'm I have anyone to talk if you told your dad all the time yeah, but I don't remember, but one time something crazy happens and not you know he called you did. I one time yeah really yeah

show how there was something that happened on a package that was kind of a script. It ends member lingered anything happen, and you did you know what I got you gave me impeccable advice. I said suck it up If you use it, you know not whining I'm a you little baby impeccable advice. I remember I did call you contaminated call you. Is our boys had a very instant interaction with you, leanne notice that the first time we hung out she goes if you ever do a sitcom whitney nice play your wife. Yes, we we have good chemistry. Can I take the first time they met burn? This is this is how we joke around, but the amount of respect I have for your dad is wild. When I started comedy he was already you know he we were with the same manager at the time working his ass off touring, constantly and and just. like hustling in a way that was like that's how I hustle and I get shamed for it and like you're too ambitious.

That's why you always. You know cause comedians lot of times. It's like there's that high school dynamic of like, if you try to party like a nerd and like the the f student, is like the cool one and if you tried too hard people think you're, lame or whatever, like. I don't, think, that's probably still a high school dynamic. It used to be you cool. If you were under achiever and if you are an overachiever was lame, but I feel like that might have sort of changed, but I was maybe I think it was also because I was a girl and there was a lot of like how dare you think that you either deserve this much attention, or I know- and I I I meet bird- I never met them in person and I and gonna shake his hand, and I you say that I liked was really aggressive with the shaking of the I mean I was meeting someone that I looked up to you and then I'm I was like hi. How are you or something and you're like? Oh sorry, I'm just I'm a little bit out of it. I just drink two bottles of soy sauce. I love your laugh but like it was nothing he was at the improv. That night doing is that if I drink two bottles of soy sauce for like a tv show, you wouldn't hear from me for years

I just like on your you know. I just was like I love this. You know what it is, there's you will as you move through your life, you will divide people into categories. That is, it does not doesn't mean it's a generalization or punching down a racist or sexist? It's just your experience. I define people now by people that played team sports or solo sports only child, not only child. You down over garden. Do all the time would treat only land. What ranking may are independent of their board order a birth, or are you that soon, as I know, something young yet if they like being to controlling, unlike youngest of garlic, die a man you got it easily region is of one arm. Is he.

All this, so that is that as a general. Ok, so that's ok, so ok, so she's youngest! She had to fit into a system that was already established like she had to work hard. No now came in my knowingly droning decided to train the swamp original make. I want to sign a role that day. I will show you how this barely operates. We're pulling once used for the next two hours, georgia. Well the rights of the men, were too big metal girls. I was like: oh you thought you had things figured out: yes, let cheese! The reason we don't have three kids, because with her, how does allow all the time if I have a third someone's dying like someone's gonna? it's something they shouldn't somebody's going to fall off a balcony, because I can only focus on this crazy picture. There's a picture I have. I don't know where it is. Do you remember this? I was watching I live by myself and I and I was in the bed.

And I kind of dozed off and I went oh, I go either aila. She goes I'll. That but whatever she talked like she taught like she talk like that. personally no, and so I go I see you ve ever this picture to the future of it. She standing. We had a little plastic house with a bone, the third fourth floor and the this, and we had about with a deck the head, like a railing, this high with a plastic house that, when, above the railing by about three feet, she is standing on top of the house staring out over the city, with her hands on her hips and I mean how could die so easily, and I went don't move isla. She goes it's so ready and I go poltergeist and I grab my camera needs a good picture and it's a picture of her standing or is it? But this kid was.

So she bought the one time one time. One time I say I said I I g bone to chicken, I debone bone took the neck of a chicken, and I put it in the trash can- and I said, Ila do not touch that. She looks at me and I go in. I turn around. she has it in her mouth and she's, sucking on it and I go what and she starts laughing and then another time I cut jalapenos up, I put them on ice. do not touch that looks like she comes up and she grabs my arms did I eat poison. I didn't touch a dead. She said we were telling the story the other night. We were we we were. We were talking about lilly fromkin, she was- and I like I was getting put in time out a lot, a lot in kindergarten and so the and says hey. Why do you go to stores? I have a conversation with her. She can put on time out every single day

so I go alright we're walk into gulfsands and I were at the corner of laurel canyon. Wherever we're, where he worked, the corner by the starbucks in georgia- and I said to ilyce at isla mom- says you getting put in time- illite sure yeah? I said: doesn't that kinda bother you and she goes good games? Don't start till I get out of time magazine and I said: okay bone chilling, I said slow weight. Does lily. Louise her best friend, who does lily get put in time isla she looks me dead. Serious goes dad lily. Doesn't enough chances, though she's five god, you guys can just Then the godfather father, georgia, georgia, Georgia was the sweetest sweetest fucking kid, d21. Georgia be the one that pulled me into that you're never going to what's going on outside and then I go outside through a ga one time we got to go pro. We put a run towards his helmet and

I just learned how to ride a bike and we weren't sure if she could see cause she kept running into things: trash cans, beer, mw a fire hydrant yeah. So we yeah, she went the handlebars over Bmw, and so she was the thing with her bike where she would ride it and then she'd cut the wheel almost like totally so the bike was dim yeah. She was yes and they call it swerving. it just swerve and little lake, but it was really aggressive swerved so that the bike almost would ash and it would make her heart skip a beat and then it in georgia it was like. I wasn't just watching her and isla cuts. It too hard goes over her handle bars and falls. You remember, georgia looks up to me comes up to me with a gopro. Is your dad? plus the gopro. I got that I got the I mean she got it honestly, but there is. There is some. There is some studies on like

the first child. You have its of your first kid. So you're like every time they sneeze or every time they get a hiccup you're like oh you know, but by the time you have your second one you're like oh, I know what that is. You know you don't. over worry true, so they have a they think they're safer in the world, because you know you really got that's fine, that's fine! So they're kind of like more comfortable taking risks. That kind of thing I think that's right, or was there any difference in the epigenetics of a like when you were pregnant with each of them. You remember, I dont know what ever genetics, arsenic, cadmium. Now, it's as, if, when alike on, when you're pregnant, like I'm work, were, were you more or less stressed out or light during either of them in Europe? no, but my body was totally different. I gained thirty five pounds with her again twenty five with isla for her. I fainted I was anemic I I buy, like my feet, swelled huge and thirty five pounds not that much to gain when you're pregnant several game like eighty pounds and

I was super morning sake. I was so fatigued isler had nosebleed so, but this is it well. My whole body was totally different. Her birth was, ridiculously horrible. I love was like giving birth to a feather like book. nor I interesting she hasn't one type I'll have mine, so I wonder if that, if my body's like what the fuck is, this thing ha this out? We're gonna make you swell and fires, and all this is no no foreign object for an object, yes and then island. I have the same. What type and I have nothing to get the better of being pregnant the second time, Is it just a young one? I've been fat, pregnant fat pride twice in my life. I forgot. You start you look. You notice that less the second time so only gained twenty five pounds with her. It's like they exact. They found that because I Gaia I found myself like I'm, not an you know, I don't really get addicted.

substances like I, I see that a lot. I think I I definitely get addicted to make more noise while I'm being vulnerable. I find myself thinking if you're addicted to social media, I'll, find myself picking up instagram and just refreshing it when I and I'm like ooh, like that's just that that totally it just diminishing marginal returns, it's not even fun anymore. It's an enjoyable! It just feels like an obligation, which is what people say when it's officially like an addiction right like an anti but learning about epigenetic imprinting helped me just the idea of like you become addicted to ever neurochemicals the mother is emitting when you're in utero the same way that, if you're doing crack when you're pregnant the biggest addicted to crack, you're really stressed out and full of adrenaline and cortisol when you're in utero, because you're going through Where's you're moving you fighting with your spouse, whatever that the baby is going to be born addicted to this a dreadful end, and then you kind of subconsciously seek out drama, and I found myself doing that. I was always dating crazy man being friends with toxic people and it felt normal. Yes, well, that's what you thought normal one

when a totally that was my comrades yea I like jogger out does not normal is, and then you have to, I know, will mean of the gentlemen. That's my addiction. We, I have to cut out toxic people and look at levels of conscious things like here. If I knew I had to be somewhere at three o clock and it took half an hour to get there, I would leave it like two forty yeah, you know I mean just jack couple people like that in this room coming people, you know like where you there's a point where it's kind of fun, but then you're like this, isn't funny stress and I have to pay in order to get a unity. I could leave any time to get. You don't owe me like I'm addicted to that adrenaline of I'm late. I'm intense everything little ways, daisy just inscribed that one part to Judy was la seguridad sort of it's different. Like I just don't, how to be on time like I genuinely have no idea how to do it all yeah,

it. These days he showed up an early. This podcast was like hey. Are you ready everyone's like? Why couldn't sleep out of her eyes? I was like I'm. So sorry, I'm really early, and I am so sensitive about that because I remember one time a very famous couple told me that Ellen came to their house for dinner and the dinner went too. It was I'm not telling you that with a couple was I didn't have was under the cap was only available. How do you think of what is good for you guys? diverse europe, wants to be patient and goes on legs with purple that I'd be capable either. There's we're cool about mental illness. and she, the dinner, was at seven ellen, showed up at six fifteen and like the host was like it's still in hadn't, it was like, and I was we got the only thing, router, the being late is being so so so rude. I came in an hour early, oh no! You're not with those like family, not about me. Like a dinner. I just thought it was a learned. I was on time for three yeah but you're, not

because you're like family, I know, but I'm embarrassed that was I go. I just got it wrong because you were like hello- and I was like it's me like a dinner party. Early is def. Psychotic is different. I had to cut the like in, but to not be like hey I'm early. I can always just chill here and check my phone I am here, we're just going to start. When I get here is wild yeah yeah yeah, that's great! So I'm very sensitive about that. Like I hate that shit, I also do not here's the only thing I don't like people are late in l because they'll be like I'm sorry traffic, I'm like how do you think I got We all know you know I mean, but I now you're like that you're, like I know I was at the one time I took a chopper like you know, it's taken me a really long time and then, as soon as I do figure it out a move. I just move to like so I'm always twenty five minutes late. I just im like- can not figure it out? I just can't do it like. I can't. I always told myself like alright I'll, give myself five minutes. Scaredy, that's enough time

never win, we'll go on about how you did last time. She had work at ten o clock and she works. Well. What do you do as I work in a moment I love. That cycle. Did I love that yeah open at ten and eating casey's at ten, a dot m. Probably I know,

it's not open till four thirty putting putting trackers on these people and see where they're going back to the zoo or they got by just putting them in a cooler to put in their van to drive around like online dating a guy that comes in at least once a week, and he orders like the large, which is like seven dollars of just plain ice necessary play nine. the

it is a big fat. Haven't I look. I gotta say boy are those two times daisies mainly lap, a horde of everlasting? Did you know that one? No, what are you using a change that we live in dollars? Daisy gives learning all my fault. I'm only worrying that since you good idea water and allay- oh, my god, who is the first in the world I know that there is a programme for the boy friend now we're talking about Bab breakups in daisy there white friend and wasn't happy about it

he said seriously daisy on my dog's birthday. I cannot stop laughing. My brain has a great life lessons that sometimes, when you make the right choice in life to break up with someone fire, someone be grateful when they do something. In that moment that affirms immediately that you made the right choice. Oh yeah, oh absolutely, no regrets and thank god he said that he can sometimes you break up with someone in the way they handle a way yeah yeah. by giving the rather hard ass. If I were you handle it such a relief when they do something insane yeah yeah the new exceed feel like I made the right choice. I want feel bad, she walked out yeah. How did I? How did I react when you broke up with milia, who I broke up with bert, for

we six hours when this was when first dating he calibrated. Ass of himself in front of my girlfriends, and I was like I need a break. I just need a break. I didn't even break up with him. I just said I just need a break a couple of days off and how how so like he was trying to impress minute he started. alas, and I was washed- I'm going- you believe me What you're saying? So I don't actually know why you're saying it and I think he got negative opinion in this conversation and then decide decided to burn the shit down, and it was a bad mistake right so I was like. I just need a break. I just need a minute. I just need to get myself together here and figure out what's going on, yup. So when you said I want space, and you said I want to. I said I need a minute. Okay. What I said is I need a minute and just need a break. Let's just take a break right. He stopped eating break up with him again he's right. Is that isn't that simple?

so you so you feel it and I broke up with them again. It would be terrible for me. Ok, but I really love him. You will break up, so you stop eating then he made me a mix tape and put it on my windshield. This is into that what are the song cole coldplay. it wasn't all your letters. He wrote me a letter and said I want you to listen to particularly attractive. Number, eight is how I feel today. She's got that so yeah. That was that that was that was, I don't even remember. I still have it. I still have it isn't an addict, but the The little girl is our rights of

listen to this song and the song number eight I was like okay. If he means what the song is saying, then he gets it like. He gets it. was like a song saying, like I didn't know what I had and I missed out and I'm so stupid and I went okay. He then you get that someone to go, then let's go, have a conversation? I found out he'd been just showering for days and drinking slim the shower. I came in and he literally like I'm sorry this, isn't it Actually, he literally like, fell to his knees and started sobbing, because such cars, Well, yeah, and I was like. Oh my god, I just going to talk about it and talk holy shit? I didn't know you were legs locked in your shower against lip slimfast for thirty six hours

I got the shot the cry on when you hear me perspective, we met in may this was September Why is that like bridget Jones? I didn't have the note you just gave above how someone breaks up with you is a big indicator as to what that I mean literally, he was like hulu do to make a mixtape any of the songs cause. They make a lie and yet to render the radio this will. This was what he doesn't do as a city. Actually, more lively, ok make seedy number. when we used to run to the radio yesterday or song, and you were like Brooklyn got it and you missed the first three seconds guys, I'm yes back in the day back in the back what is of its I got a walk man, because it's like really big changes

things, I guess right now, since you gotta walk man and she was listening to it and she said I'm so excited to take it on the plane I get to listen to on the plane. I said we'll grab an extra pair of batteries because I'm fine I've got batteries. I was like. Oh, this idiot doesn't know how batteries work she's only at her phone. She thinks she can just plug it in and charge it up. I go you're going to run the batteries is. I remember one planes and not having batteries, and then your something would die and you'd be like well, I guess I'm just stranded with my thoughts. Well, it's actually the tesla's. The new version that I like I gave I got rid of the tests like cause. I ran out of batteries outside of our levine's house and I just left it there there? I left that yeah, you aren't a fan, I couldn't lie. I had tested for six years and I just the thing is what the test was like it. It says like eighty miles an hour and you're like okay. I've got eighty miles an hour. Eighty miles, I got eighty miles if you use the gps, if you use the phone

the use of state dies and we were leaving things giving and malibu this is I love it when blake like people that are so wretch you like hate them and you get. Like a low peak in your leg. Oh you in there then you go. I doll because you guys makes such bad choices love like me, about like the nicest homes in malibu. They don't have electricity, water or cell service, and it's so to me. What is the point of being rich, if you're, so that its funding, so that our judgment of a hammer It should be a show where it's like all the rich people go. I had never been there leave their houses outward and align disease, unlike its sole funny to me, why haven't were the ones you guys I had to go on a lima antibiotic for two weeks I had a tick on me. Pick on you yeah. I had to bring into a lab? It was the hamptons I had to from the hamptons. I had to pick on me two days later and I had to go on doxy cycling. Three hundred runs a day for like two weeks what somebody funny

if you have a twenty million dollar house that you can't go out in the yard point of this, you know, but I saw I was a friend of mine's house in malibu gorgeous house, but on thanksgiving there they ran out electricity, so every I think malibu has a generator they're cooking, while their chef or whoever is cooking for them is cooking the food in heats. They have like twenty minutes and electricity lose it. Twenty minutes a day in malibu and you're like this is so funny. That's ridiculous: the people having the best time are in the flats in their condo, and so I I, the lights were on and off. They have a generator I back out and I'd take. It gets completely dark and I can't see anything I just and I like back into a rock and my god, and then I could then I was out of battery basically by the time that I called wherever and then I just left it there, and I was like I'm not doing this year, you can have it will cost money. Range rover, but also, but also the tougher it

Do I have gone to charging stations that weird times of night and the charging station is like in a parking lot in the dark side like no one's going to attack me cuz my personality, but like like what other people that means in the middle of the banana hackers. Your lot I have to break this attack up into three you're kind of overwhelming me. I got a couple of people that duct tape over your mouth yeah. We get to make fun of how short I am like this feels like a low ball. I was trying to burgle. You said a lot of hurtful things I think you're going to regret after this is done. I I wanted you guys as brittany about to choose It's okay, y'all want some yeah, feeling it gout. I do have any yet Okay! Well, I don't know I've demonized one and the internet.

She touches Do you really? Ok, don't do you haven't here? I'm done that to me that it had only lasting two years. Oh really, I yeah I'm one of the bottom of my foot that faded away. So what I would. What I would say is that if you want to get a tattoo go, get ones that are white first, so seaways see that wait, I thought were bad for your gets light ink, And no, I don't think so see that says right there. Do you see that right there it's like cause once I actually then got a color one. It annoyed me how often people ask about it like when people don't tell you about tattoos. Is you have to talk to strangers all the time? if you're a hot chip, people of your article people always like yeah, it's like a it's like an open door. see for a guy to do you have an eagle like tiger like not close

Don't you you know when someone's like? What's your birthday on august first, yeah like no, that's not close at all, but you know I lived with a guy one time who spoke italian and he heard a girl speaking italian at starbucks, and he just went up to and he goes that's so funny. I speak italian and I in in italian tourist, awesome and then I go and he goes when she was rude and I go well. Can you imagine if you were talking and someone just walks over your eyes, speaking yeah got it and then I got like you know. I I like the white ones better like cause. I can like point them out to people. It's a good conversation piece so that one's an anchor right there. You see that when I hear the words you choose, alright, I'm gonna and then the other ones that I got. I didn't get to like a couple. if somebody's gotta wait to to a blizzard. Please stop saying to it. So you say no, it's definitely an institute or the only person who says what type

we want to. I don't know what I want to get a white swans earning less than what I know I lit area giving the same. Had you my mom has Oh, no, we're not! No we're not have a great tattoo idea, I'm getting I have a twin and her name is lily. so we're both flowers. So I'm getting a lily and she's getting a daisy. Ah, release where we- and I was thinking- were we kind of warlike like going around the forearm area trying to see behind them? behind the next lower neck is cute. I feel like for job It just depends on like which kind we do, but you know get on your back and won't go. I like to tell you what to do and it'll be like the other twos on me. Are you serious what it is? who does it serve? right out but this guy,

I'm in here. Something really Ivan, haven't very long time she's about to yeah me too. By the way I just saw your black toenail polish, and I did just think that was your toes and I didn't think it was off brand. Oh by the way I come with you, he will be georgia when I went to complement a metal to nail polish and it was his toes, Oh No, I bomber, my ride is here

partner. How old is she I it's a he? How old is he like? Ninety, I don't know, know what your oldest oldest friend this is by the way. I oh no he's just a little bit older than me. Oh wait. Are you just available on the yeah yeah? I thought it was like this old decrepit he's, like my beard or pandora at my phone, my phone, my car is at and I had to get coolant or something so I'm like he's picking me up the second okay. Just if there's like a guy in your driveway that an armenian guy that looks sketchy. That's him! That's funny. I don't mean person where you promised are now you have given me blows it has given me an idea for you in glendale again Well, let's get out of here let's do speed round. Is

speed round, not that we know anything cause I might need for speed, it's like new thing, where older people don't have any wisdom like, like you know what I mean but I'm in this place are like I feel like, people have so much to learn from you guys, but we still have so much to offer to completely the black face. Stuff was not great that was a mistake. I didn't but the problems you look at people like based on halloween costumes alone, we're never going to listen to like just nfl where the hell are we passed the eyes were even the smartest people made mistakes on hallowing twenty years ago. Anything that you like. What's your biggest like, I can't figure this thing out. That's a tough bastion, cosette, so you guys can get wisdom whenever you want. If you want to like you, do,

I've got a delay brown. If you want to learn about the anything you can just go learn about. Is there anything you like? I can't find the answers on the internet. I can. I don't know the answer that, like. I dunno what to do. I can't I dunno what the book to read is, or I have no idea. That's a difficult question because I feel like I always if there's a question that I don't know I feel like I, you know I'll figure it out when it's time you're now interesting, I'm letter like Google. Is there anything you guys, don't know that? Don't know what yeah I don't know what I know now. That's gonna free eke as I just don't. I dont know how much I know The fact that you know it s, there is certain wisdom that only comes with age. I have access to all the wisdom in the world. You have access to whatever you want. We like we didn't have that, but is certain wisdom. That only comes with it like. If someone is yelling at you? There is nothing you just leave you remove or

there's nothing. You can say if you know what I'm saying little things like that, where it took me so long, why he's whom you mean it like that just makes a little. I like that, it's almost a goal. If I could go back, if I could go back to college then just go alright starting right. Now, I'm going to be in I'm going to have healthy relationships my last girlfriend before mom. I just was like I'm not good at this. I know that Well, the common denominator in all of these? I'm not good at this. I'm not going to have a girlfriend until I figure out me, and I I spent a lot of time just by myself, trying to figure out me before I met mom and then yeah I figured out. I look, I think that towards like, like that word, like the wisdom that only comes with age. What is that- and I don't know what I think you should. I think at least you guys the other day in george's room when we were all talking, I think that you have to

No, that as your whole twenties are about making mistakes figuring out who you are based on the mistakes and the excesses and not judging yourself for them to be very kind and accepting the fact that's what everyone else in that whole decade is doing, is just fucking shut up left and right and learning from it. The point is that you learn from no sir may rise ate. It took an empirical evidence for me. It took me because I was like deal like how do can we have hindsight right now like? How can you does not the mistakes near when I did something in my like before, like cheating taking the easy way being petulant gossiping. Being meaning for? I didn't understand the toll, took on me yeah, absolutely true. So now it's like I behave with integrity return. My grocery cart, all that not cause I want to, but I feel better itself Yes, that's right

Otherwise you I see you don't realize when you were taken short cuts are cheating whether its with people on tests are out, you know or lying you and feeling bad, that you start accumulating. Shame and having low self esteem, and I didn't yet know that, like the way to have self esteem, it's not but like a meme on instagram or falling bernay brown or like you're having a crystal water bottle or not should build self esteem. You know like looking at its very tional quotes, doesn't build self esteem. You have to do a steamer, ble action. That's right, and I didn't understand that I was a white muslin, secure what I myself. Why am I like a big dating these like trash people, because I had deteriorated myself worth While you were eighty shared yes, when no one was watching, you were not. Building your intrinsic value, so your intrinsic You are the things that you do when no one's watching this always it's way

you behave, would no one's. Why right the way there was no one's, what added value all that matters ass hell on earth box with yours? That is that's how you build integrity and self same that no one can take, when people no incident no accident can take it from you. If it's intrinsic and extrinsic means you give me my self esteem, then you can take that away anytime. Give it to myself is mine. can't make eye contact with you. That's a red flag! Absolutely! That's! That's like stuff, like that. Little things like that yeah, like people, tell you, actually who they are when you first meet them believe them sounds like an aphorism but like it but there is not very true. That's because I've I've had a lot of experience will meet someone and I'll get it got feeling about something, but then I'll find other things that I about them and spend the whole friendship like making excuses for that feeling by five, but it always and sorry always ends up being right, honours out, you're talkin about it at all, I'm just being sensitive. I willingly have your little. Sometimes

It's really self aware you end up getting in the same kind of as if you're, not because I'm being too sensitive, I'm doing that thing where I have to high standards, or you know, I'm being too hard on this person. You know yeah, that's right, yeah and sometimes you wake up and you'll take a shit and you think your shit and blood, but you just had beets, that's all yeah, no exactly! trying to find out in every word will by the? U ever even be enough in russia for a while. So maybe you ve been all that that story, that's it. I was recently de bombs as I was trying to make sure. Oh yeah, georgia's don't Georgia's digs interpol, said well enjoy college. Ok, that's all I can say to you the journeys what matter Yeah. It really is. If you enjoy the journey, you'll be happy every

yeah even when it's tough and it's also like I posted this on instagram, just because I thought it was just like so funny it was. It was It was a picture of me in college protesting smoking like that was my big cause. college like. I don't know why I don't there was so many other calls it like, I what I was believe. So strongly when I was twenty nine. want to get in between me and like I'm, going to stop build. I was my whole thing. Was I'm going to stop William morris from advertising near schools like I just that to me? I do I did everything I could and I look back and I'm like. Why did? I think I had any impact on like why of all the ways to use my life force. I I just wish I had known at the time. Okay, what you think is really important. Now, it's okay to detach! from it. You're not wish you wash you you're not non commit all you're allowed to be addressed. Well how to stuff yeah gags I've made isn't have to be like

Oh, that was a thing that I like. I don't I'm not married to anything. I believed truly yesterday changed my mind all the time evolving. I don't want to to something that I was cause. I think that's what's happening in general these days, people will be like you though, gauging the vaccine we will have to take the back and then new information comes out. They either about it didn't aren't they can't say I was wrong, it's too embarrassed ego and I d go like oh yeah. That's what I believe, then, that that's not what I believe me more valuable really hard thing for people to do now. Can't do that now it doesn't mean you're dumb, it doesn't mean you were didn't, have the information just like grow? Why would you want to be the same person now than you were when you were fifteen that'd, be awful, hopefully, you're, really different person when you're, twenty five and thirty different now? yeah freshman year to senior year yeah four, this law? For us it is actually a lot there at bay, there's their developing so quickly in their brain, like they're, just their brain development, from

ninth grade through twelve gravers, and here I am crazy inside the union- again yellow let's get europe's new wanna go litter, unlike you guys got there. I think I tell you I swear to god. I had for me, rock show September 13th at red rocks. If anyone, I think we have a few tickets left, they had to go to pick up with the charity. You pair up here to the charity, had to sit in with peter and figure out? What charity I really want to support, can tell you I care most about the environment yeah. That's it that's my number one thing! Well, you should see the ones that I passed on, but innsbruck chrysler and I care about our environment fits because you're already. So all the time,

it's causing global sweaters so or look at really out of your. We need to turn the temperature down to the planet, a great podcast, please thank you for being a part of this. This was a lot of fun. Thank you whitney. This was a fucking blast, the this episode.