Guys, brindle, open tat, really trying to do more open tabs abroad my cousin, andrew and halston today to sit with me to go through, open tabs and talk about what's going on. What am I What I'm googling, if you never watches before it is simply all the stuff that I googled throughout the weekend. Me and then we'll go through. Those are my open tab, close them and we will we'll talk through them. So I hope you enjoy the absurd, find your door buddy boy relapsed or both the older, a man. Man gets the more history. He gets all give a shit about history. These days like when I go to bed at night, I play youtube Documentaries on things I don't know about- and I it just loves me to see sleep like I'm obsessed, we'll talk about this today in open tabs, I'm obsessed with the dupont's the rocks

there's and the rothschilds. I have no fucking idea. Why why you could not have paid me me be interested in and then when I was a kid and now all the sudden, I'm like tell me more about the dupont's. Is it the story of women's struggle like because they're all people who started from nothing is happening, was how old were you when you became interested in history for the last year, but dri very recently, very recently, for a year before yet yeah I mean I'll, take a stab at was that you get interested in it as you get older ones, you realize histories, not them some abstraction. Somebody had the live, this So when you live a life and you realize all the shit you have to go through you, like, I'm just look. I'm deleting a regular life. Imagine doing that during world war want her world war till, I think, maybe maybe it was made. It was during

pandemic tat. I started realising this is a struggle, but people had bigger struggles, yeah. That was it that was The mantra of my girlfriend during the pandemic was living through history sucks because you're like. Living is, you know, comes with its own challenges and Downs but then, when you're living through its like every every other, week. The word was unprecedented times: seahawks duty, jackson homes will ever get into history like an adult me jackson per se, it exactly but like a kid like that whose I have self involved and self involved right. I was if you, if you'd given me, let's talk about jack's moms, I took a bike or watched a personal tour of his kansas city apartment the other day and

and I was the whole video. Have you seen us now? I watch the whole of it. He whose jackson homes, jackson moms, is Patrick ma homes. Brother he's bigger. he's by the way, he's more, I mean looked more athletic, leaving to pick one of the media in italy. the interval, its jackson is not patrick, okay, so him in, but I guess maybe Patrick Holmes, is a girlfriend wife. I'm not really sure they into a lot of trouble because they're a guest, her distracting, I don't know how you couldn't be any, but detracting of your married to jackson if you're dating patrick and his brother I like you realize how distracting I would be as an nfl, fucking side piece Do you realize that I was dating then rather's burger, how fucking distress do not be on the sidelines yelling at the culture lying around, plays let him throw the ball to aid step in their light, got the right

that t step in like dsl Billy he can't catch and throw I would be. I would be you'd be the defender the about you know like people shit on jackson, his brother cause. He does his big tiktok star and he does tiktok dances. I don't personally get to dictate dance. The dancing on techno doesn't make sense to me, and someone just explained the lip thinking on Tik tok. Did you get that? Do you know what that is to different way of doing a selfie is for hot chicks to display there? hotness without just doing a selfie, to get to see their lips moving stuff without them, because they don't have words with sound, yet they'll have their own words to use cause. I know like it takes an intelligent person to put words together something that other more on women. Who just go like this, that that and you know it in its so funny. Now now I enjoy that, but jackson alms does tik tok dances, get the dancing and tiktok

like. I saw this video like me, convincing my ten year old daughter to be my tick, tock dance partner and the daughter's like. No, no, no- and this is like okay of whom, which can gaga whom the Janka government yucatan gaga, and it's like Amir, think that I think they should take that person's child away yeah as Abed. That's a bad. and the oath, my god, I'm totally that person. You know that if I could sell tickets getting georgia- and I literally would I bands would be- I would sound out of breath- I'm a fuckin unhealthy. Now the difference is it's hours of rehearsal that has taken that kid away from being a kid yeah. Alright, let's take a look at jackson, holmes trying to shine up his kansas city apartment now he he does it he's not

kansas city- often I guess- and maybe just for games- I'm not certain and I'm and I'm not shitting. I'm not gonna be one of the people piling on jackson homes, but his apartment is less than glamorous, but he is selling it like. It is like today, I'm going to be giving you guys an apartment or so allow me alone. So basically, everyone has this. things are where they can make productive. So I decided to give these things are super trendy right now. I would really like to see this cat is a very basic fucking apartment. If not extremely unimpressive apartment yeah, I mean it's just there's no art on the wall. They're, not there. It's it's! The weirdest thing was that caused all that he had What the fuck is the statue- I don't know, but looked me just look at this apartment- it's not like it Someone said whom analytical of your parliament in this is your partner. You'd, be like yours, not really.

I I'd rather not do that. It's just a place where I sleep. Not huge. It's just like a one bedroom. The zipper resembles the super clean super simple super clean he's up selling all the things that look he's. Of cells. Apartment super simple civically. In this way I like to live. No it brother, said him, and I need to get your play. Some target you hotel rooms when you're here, so the outcomes illegal place in this in this big fuckin authorities- everything perimeter the place. So basically, this is my intention. I mean we just take a look at this apartment for a second, it's not that impressive, and I watched a eight minute tour of this fucking apartment. I'll. Take you to the highly the highlights the closet. Ok tell it was near these guys, like farther on issues right here, the eyes there very small said that is one problem that I'm working you can come over here. This is just like my little

After all, they were well this, it's like it's, it's is. I found it to be it's in its assessment into narcissism into like Someone said I would love to get a tour of your partner apartments, not that spectacular, but yet you go through go. Let me walk you through something. That's super unimpressive in the most insecure way yet like like we have like, I mean I'm air. What kind of car do you have? I have a nissan very nice. And versa, so if if, if, if someone said hey man, I'd love to get a, I love do like a big video of you in your car. That'd be incredible. We were doing that. I got a huge dent on the side of my car. Somebody hit it at the universal studios and drove off the lot and then ever found him. I have a city buck. I still you city every now and then, because I get distracted? If I have spotify,

I'm always worried like this is how the die they're gonna want to listen to elizabetta soggily more both through the window and a bed is just I just. I was so impressed. With this tour. I watched the whole thing if it wasn't for jackson, ma homes is, outstanding, deter me, and not only in Kansas city, for about four minutes out of the air, so it works Yes, it's like it's like I would like to put my finger on what, on the thing that it is that he's doing that we all do, will first off. He starts. The first frame of the video with it, with the exception of the montage photos of him and his brother its jackson. My homes is apartment. like the same way. You'd say like Elvis, presley's childhood home. It's it's like hey man like there's, greatness touch to this apartment.

Going gonna be sick, I live there. Jackson MA homes is kansas city apartment You, like, I guess his brother, that yeah I get to me. late, nerds, duluth time share. My brother was gretchen. Remember that guide roger roger clip nissan sentra, first so crazy, like we want to see, we want to see Patrick mahometans house, but is that I was seven minutes of jackson. Is: is a city apartment he's only they're coming once a year. These are all issues is causing wants it bigger way, he's not moving out he's busy trying to sublet it. What no? No, no, no doubt they manage all video. That's that's, and this is basically just a glorified hotel room for him. Yeah. It's a glorified hotel are listed it

using payments. Armies, animals, impermanent ass, hole, the fucking shit. Now I here are my thoughts. This my original thoughts, the the producers, must have hated tommy Lee correct, I would say so they did. The guy who steal the tape produces movie because he comes out looking like a fuckin like a hero. Yeah thing: that's, like I dont know. If he produced it, he's he just he it out, though, in my collected the money through the internet did Seth. Rogan produces the. I know he doesn't make aiming at unbruised, probably what is set rogue inhabitants Tommy Lee, because it emits it's a really horrible depiction of my opinion of tommy and PAMELA not so much pamela, but only tommy. They make tommy and I've met tommy. Tommy's of, in my opinion, when I met tommy,

it was very sweet. Guy is what you he's exactly. What you get we have always thought to history. Tommy has been, is a fucking fun, loving, speak smile, big energy dude I mean in this depicts them is a fucking monster. I was a huge motley crew fan like our growing up in my childhood. I read all their books. I watched everything about then. I was absolutely absurd. Asked and this period of time for him wasn't his greatest period of title. I disagree I'd so disagreeable. He beat it out and I was able to witness. This is my favorite part of this is my favorite tommy time methods of MA am o of the new metals super group that I had that city dude. I love this tommy. This was the tommy to shine I don't remember. I don't really tommy in motley crew. Wasn't my favorite tommy this time The tommy that stood out the became tommy the we want. We know today, sex taped army party, tommy

anger management, tommy empty tommy tattoos tommy. that's the one. I love that's the one we all fell in love with what was about to run into the ground. That's that's the thing this is like right before he frequented. He goes to prison, goes to jail to prison yeah for pushing her in like hitting orange. Oh for real yeah. This was, he was on. He was on drugs. I've allegedly, and I've also allegedly heard from PAMELA Anderson on the howard stern, show that he was on steroids during this time to really do that.

I just saw a clip of that recently. That makes sense, so it's likely the body's beautiful by the way oh yeah always had the guy who plays him is his body, is beautiful. Both their bodies are gorgeous course yeah. I didn't I I I I got a little bit of sex rogen, Seth rogen, sex sex sex, rogan alia when the penis was talking yeah, that Seth Rogen sense of humor right there yeah what in Tommy Lee's book his penis has a a dialogue in it to have so that might be a nod to that as well, and they do a great job with his tattoos yeah with his tatoos and with pam's body that fucking woman is at some angles. I was like damn she looks just like her. I mean identical yeah that woman's fucking amazing. She kills it yeah that man is doing the man I dont know? I could see the I I couldn't a priest

that man's portrayal of tommy, because I liked I like tommy so much and I didn't like what he was doing with Tommy- does that make sense. Yeah yeah. who's that man? What's his name? I know this man are you? Do you know the actor at while my girlfriend gouged left for this guy, no fucking way, yeah. What's his name Sebastian stand sebastian stan. since so he I know right. Looking guy, We see that what it well he's in all the captain, america movies sweet, would always- hockey is bucky, it's oh, that's right, he's hockey, which is a way to wait which listen, if you're an actor, and you can do bucky in captain america and turn around and play tommy like that's an awesome flex, a girl on him he's got actor, he's good actor. I just couldn't get into it. I could I couldn't attached to them.

it's army, because that's not the time you feel I feel like. I knew but wait. Let's, let's get into sebastian staying home, wrecking your life yeah for the better by the way, yeah yeah, absolutely consistent with that check. Now my raw material, guy the badger that surprises them. So we did you ever meet the residents damp guided the worst one of the worst mayors eaves of my life, he's area when it got later. We about it. Ok, So am I gonna not going to name, I'm still like.

While each other on instagram yeah like I'll. I'm trying to think the last time we we talked is maybe, like I dunno eight years ago anyway, make up a name for ah I'll make up for a name for as we go, but super like super brights were funny sebastian. No, no, no girl, yeah and like great looking like the first. For me, it was that super succes. You remember the first time you super crush on a girl, yeah, and then you actually end up dating that girl, yeah yeah. I can tell you exactly who was jennifer Stevens generally in eighth grade. I had the just crush on her all through seventh grade all through the beginning bathed created the end of a group started dating, and I thought so dreams come true there. That's it s actually so dreams come true. I would say this girl was probably like my third or fourth of those like mass across and every other one. It was just swinging

ass. I remember the guys who stole jennifer for me. Yeah, it's well here's the thing for this culture. She was already dating him when they are in college. But he was off, he was starting. His career was in some. He in some movie, and I remember I met her and like totally headed off your ass, a man like this chicks where my leg, never going to end up with this girl, who is super headed and then I find out scattered job found. My but like in this. You know primetime digital age, where you could look people up, facebook really fake facebook in part, was his name? Sebastian stand back than his name's really sebastian stem used in euros from no romania, yeah he's. Duties like one of the rothschilds he's like one of them, but he's us like in that little eastern bloc, serbian,

Why does he have an at all? I think he is know. He's got that immigrant mentality where he came over here with fucking six bucks in his pocket he came in to hustle, kill policy and make movies I think he also by this time wise. That's not. There wasn't a call time to be born in Romania holy shit. My guy cha cha churches is fuck, his name up the dictator abortions in romania and his mom wanted to have an abortion whom she could give the blessing of the house about and am now how about. I can't say The relatively low so eads abashing- where did they go to college? I would penn state he was out of college at that time I don't know how they met. She was. She went to. I think she met through a friend who she was, like north jersey, live right by neo like suburb of new york, north jersey anyway, we hit it off. I found out she's she's dating this dude. I look him up and he's in some like hot, which movie and I'm like. Oh

fuck away, like I'm losing he's in some movie with a bunch of other like dudes his age, and they play like male witches and they're like super ripped and hot. He is fucking ripped, I'm looking at pictures of him right now. First of all, he's extremely good. Looking yet is gorgeous anyway why could accommodate the cabinet by the competent about that yeah. It's all like the trailer, just like a hot bad boy. Why deeds with witchcraft and I ve ever be a mug of it, like you're in college, like him. I mean imagined bert. When you are in charge me like going through s you and having like facebook breed fine would inhibit heavier but like here it's like has a girlfriend offer you can look up, Well, usually, like you find, like you go out, you find a cute girl at college and you're like I want to see who she's dating you can find him on facebook.

And this was the weirdest experience of I disguise on facebook, and then I find out like he's like an actor and movies stuff on my ok, so I was like I gave up at that point in time with us like, in the weird zan art of thanks. If you stop tearing it just comes to you where I just kept heading it heading, it offer this person we started dating because she was a slight yeah I, like I'm, moving on from him like I'm dating I'm, like ok, cool, like we'll start dating, we started dating end of fall semester. It's like new years. I live in philadelphia. She lives new jersey, but she's going to be in new york, and my brother had graduated two years ago and all of his friends just moved to new york, something

I'm just I go to new york for new year's eve and surprise. Her sight went up their surprise. I rocky surprise, no text, it will here's here's the thing I texture like him in new york because, like I don't want to be like, like knock knock you I did that I do not want I'm an. I got caught a psycho yeah it surprise. I'm in orlando have brought the fucker you doing at my house and that there was a dude there and I was like wait. I thought I could surprise you like you, can't you love to come is my house was like hold on. It, blew me away, and I was like oh she's fucking, another dude and I got a car. My buddy eddie was like don't worry, we'll drink all weekend, and so I texted her and she was like, oh my god, you're in new york.

And then she, without even thinking, invited me out to this piano bar and my great so was there. It was maybe like the night before new year's eve and of of what we went to this piano bar and when I was there, she was so stupid. I remember all the details. She just got a haircut yet she had bangs ever been like that's a weird luck but like some people can she was gorgeous which came where banks, some people can use of stuff. That now I remember just despair like built up. Thanks. Does she ITALY said, like you don't mind, got the arouse like now. It's nice like us so I get horrible yeah, but she stops me. She pulls me into the other rooms like hey, listen, I'm! So sorry, he showed up houses like that, and he was just like ST sebastian's here and I was

like. Oh okay. I think I'll just leave she's like no. No, no! No! I dunno just just stay. I don't want it to be. Weird was just like it's going to be weird, so I hung out at the bar with him. He came up. He knew exactly who I was and like the stories like the story I had it was that, like she was no wonder what this guy. So this should the story he had it was. This is like This guy won't leave me alone. Oh my god, so I'm like I hey. I just ordered, like a scotch on the rocks, hung out at the bar. He didn't say a word to me. Really nap sit stood right. Next to me, looked at me, looked away was just like mad dogging me from like and I'm I wanted to be like hey man, this is kind of goofy. First of all, as an actor I mean I don't mean to be rude, but how tall is, if you think five six, that was my only qualm about like his portrayal, is that Tommy Lee's a very tall skinny guy six foot he's my size

my ass, you sixty six one credit. Is it I dunno man, I I it especially stands a fantastic actor, I'm sure home record, obviously but yeah, but I did not. I could not get into his portrayal of tommy wouldn't know. I don't think I've ever I've, never mistaken tommy lee for a a dan carlin or a lex friedman or a you know like like he's. Not and another time? Never thought tommy was like a. I mean this respectfully, but like a super, well read: dude right, ma, gotta, the british, seven, but that's my light about him and an in it's almost like if they did a little biscuit documentary. And a movie, and they may they character rise for durst. In like that, like we know what he was just duty was? Does that make sense

I think they needed a reason to have the tape stolen from him again a show gibbeted, because there was a fee. That's the reason was stolen, gives a thief. Yeah, that's the reason, was stolen, like that was that was what I would have set me about this movies. I go you defending a guy who's, a thief: I'm sure tommy was everyone. Recollection of the of the past is our own recollection. This guy that broken its armies ass installed a safe and a bunch of money in the statement published the tape of pam, which is fucking horrendous to do that to a woman? Yeah did a feminist king stupid to defend that guy's fucking asinine, I I don't know. I just got that's that born remains bosnia and were there and in its not by the way it's let's talk. Cannibal its hardware cancel so we're making movies defending revenge born. I don't know, I guess I just was I got into it and I liked it and start a watch. The whole thing?

the new, the new episodes dropping tonight, but I I my heart broke for family payments and pay medicine. It's like stat girl, lily evangeline. What's her name lily daisy chain, but daisy chain lilly? What can be daisy chain lilly when that tape came out yet she now lily James lily. James is fucking awesome holy shit, lily James, so like lily James gave. To the character of pam, more than I thought of pants, that makes sense, and right now I'm really liking per annum. Single, unlike pensions, fucking awesome, awesome she's seems funnest fuck. She seems like she's, a great time like I've, really walked away going. I love PAM anderson this. I I felt this going to sound. Like a stretch,

the same way about payment in watching this, as I did leashes overtone includes damn. I I put the two together and I was like I like clueless you don't you're, not I dunno. It wasn't meant for college dudes delight, but I walked away. Gonna cut him in a lovely silver. And in an entire me in this kind of came away going like. That is not the tommy. I knew- and I didn't even know him but like that, is my big criticism of what I've seen the show is that you know. Obviously, development of a movie or tv show takes forever yeah and you get the feeling that when this was ingested or when

This this show it has all the trimmings of the time in which it was developed, which is probably like peak me too. So there's going to be heroes and villains and I'm sure it's a lot more complex than that it does make yeah like tommy Lee feels like an idiot or, worse worse, It's like they make him, look so fucking dumb. If anything, I'll tell you one thing about tommy, he smells like cigarettes, but that's it. like meanwhile went out in the overwhelming takeaway was gathers guide really spoke. You know what he knows supposed to play: tommy Lee who james franco, James yeah, and because of all the shit he couldn't. Okay, Seth Rogen well,. I would even say like even beyond him. It's not you know, that's a huge show.

There's so much money goes into at their enemies. The money back, I bet a means to smash stand, does a good job of looking like tommy. I wanted to have wonderful, I'm not connecting on this is horrible, but one from one I'm not connecting on is that he doesn't illnesses in his first language and its that he's doing care or a caricature of english from the nineties that he's unfamiliar where he didn't live threat. Yeas like come, on bro. We should definitely do this. come on. I want to fuck so hard pam, Figures accepts that bear arms abashed. Instead, are you in love? I could take girl from you. I notice that he did go in and out of, like the perfect tommy lee voice. Like every once in a while, I go yeah that was that was Tommy yeah yeah, I'm not shitting on by the way. You know for a fact. I would never show someone's acting what I'm saying is the drawer weber portrayed whoever said-

make sure tommy looks this way. I don't know. You're, making this movie for guys my age in and yeah in your age and guys who saw the sex tape. I don't think anyone saw the sex tape and was like goddamn. It tommy is the most well spoken dude. I've ever met yeah. Well it it sucks to watch a movie where somebody plays an actor Eric says me: an actor plays a person and that actor clearly has an opinion on the person. Has nobody when nobody? Nobody is nobody when they're doing some nobody everybody's the hero in their are movie and everybody thinks are doing the right thing or the thing they're supposed to be doing is known. The nobodies twirling their mustache, but sometimes specifically when, when you have movies about any sort of infamous people they they play it. From the point of view of like I, I'm making a statement about this person

by Helen playing him, like probably the worst example of that and I'd fucking love. Oliver stone movies like to do love them a la waterfront platoon, Oliver stone's jfk, but w his movie about george w bush yeah. It's like you can tell it's like you, fuckin hate this guy, yet Liking still ended up liking, w movie yeah yeah. I like as broadly and judge ruin the border be time for me and I ended up at whatever he did is depiction of w, and that made me want to part it w, I would even say it will ya Nurul. He did a good job in that movie that I was talking about. What's her name tandy newton, who played Condoleezza rice yeah, where I'm just like it feels like she's playing a bond villain, yeah yeah, that's the tough part. I can't imagine playing somebody still love this tommy, like tommy, can't

if this movie right, I can't do that. Should they get the rights for this story about how the fuck they got the rights to lay an egg and that's how you get the rights to play a character and go hey? I'm gonna make a movie about you or make you look like a fucking ass yeah. Do they have to ask pam and tommy like This is true. Did you put a gun in someone's face? Megan passes these images label at his fiction, making it away with their one of the rules on that. Now that you take a look Well, like a meta aspect. This whole story started when someone didn't ask PAMELA Lee for permission to show her having intimate relations with her husband at an ally, the whole thing started: ruined her career made. Tamiya not ruined, didn't ruin her career. I she kind of just didn't she just stop after that she retired from acting. She didn't stop. She kept going yeah. I never liked a number. Pretty boy wants baby. I'm anderson pay Manderson. Is

number one bad bitch in fuckin history, PAM Anderson, like em, all my top five pah bitches right, meaning like like woe right, PAM anderson. I mean it's funny. They would like what about common electoral, about Denise richards. treacherous. I saw some replay whether one time she's fucking, astoundingly beautiful, I mean, like there, I met some of the most beautiful women. I met some of the most beautiful woman in the world right have just from working but PAM anderson. She defined she to find it. She might have put the like. It goes marilyn, Monroe, right, okay, correct me: if I'm wrong right, Marilyn Monroe, ah who's, the big one from texas, a pam tent, the fuckin ha I'm married to,

two am oh anna, Nicole anna Nicole smith, PAM Anderson, right, yeah, PAM Anderson A anderson is kind of the all time. whose woman got her head cut off marie antoinette. No, No, no! No! She was driving a car. It's your head cut and she was she was on the big heartthrob heartthrob and cut off her head cut off sex right, sex symbol head cut off in Louisiana think was wise at one of the thing

remember about her name with her without her name. Brigitte Bardot know now how she got in a car accident got her jet decapitated. Liam would no doubt but jayne mansfield, jayne mansfield John. Let me see jayne mansfield, but man fuckin, jayne, mansfield and who now goes viral from the what's it called video or the. I remember in school is like PAM was referred to as like the standard of beauty. It was like a after that was like shortly megan fox when I was in school november, Sophia loren also Sophia or inside. I do see it on my computer audio sophia. inside eyeing, her breasts Jim anthills amount notice. Respecting means will be stopped at heart.

she's not as she's, not PAM anderson, hot PAM anderson was the definition she took your breath away, yeah, ah and lined up perfectly for me cause they watch popped right. When I started pop and yeah yeah. No, I mean I watch the video. I watched the sex tape online. I watched a piece of online like a clip online, maybe once the whole thing media I've. Maybe I watch the video, they got the actual videotape and there were washed it couldn't. I did his dick was pretty impressive, ten and a half inches, but you know it's crazy, Myra, recollection they were in a lake with a boat right here, but they were, but they were now in red. In retrospect they were in an ocean, and I was like what makes her so much braver for swimming naked in the ocean. I was like, if you're in a lake of courses from around, like that yeah, that that that I'm gonna watch the

end of it tonight. Let's pivot, I'm not going to show you all the fucking disc golf videos. I've been watching a watch so much disc golf videos, it's crazy. All I! his insanely good drives or sharply one for you. Just look at us with ass, much ass, much ass, watches, watches I can tell you that right down the middle for this, this is this is only interesting to people that are playing a lot of disc golf, and that's me Let's take a look at bonkers. What was between eagle yeah? This is something that I didn't think. My they stand different than I do when they put extent. I I I tried, but in the way they did with east, they face it and throw it like that, it's a little bit some of these drives are fucking phenomenal. So let me tell you, think about my discover history, one of the number one things I used to do when I play

stop all the time was under him aside on throw- and I start I didn't do it the other day, because I think my my disc isn't heavy enough. I think I need to have your dislike one hundred and seventy seven one hundred and seventy six. This is, I'm upset with this gulf. I'm obsessed with all I do on my in the bank is watch videos of discovery champion to say our know how if that is look at some of these drives. Some of these tribes are fucking phenomena. That's not what's really go between all these trees to the right good height, nice heizer. Starting to fade out the hole but yeah. Yes, that was an ace. Those nice as it is, the okay look at the way, they're dressed it's interesting, the way they are dressing.

Yeah, I wouldn't dress like this to play disc golf. Okay here we go. We are great, DR finn, look at this look at this look at this is going to background look at this coming back around god, damn it and I can't think or think we see collapse, we mean wow. This is a. I think. The average distance on these two drives has been overseas and they're throwing discs six hundred feet. The so impressive year mean we are may be, throwing 'em mean, use your twenty twenty twenty five yeah feet all right. I'm gonna get us out of this gulf because I I can sit and play. I can watch disc golf videos all fucking day. You guys dissect me. Why am I fascinated by natural events, almost killing people.

Day these guys, I no, I don't. I don't really understand the halo climate, let's get off the boat and climate iceberg, it's not that high, but it goes wrong really quick flights. travel. Were they gonna leave them their drifting watches? Oh

a boot up they slide into the water. The iceberg seems a get falls on top of the guy on the right before on top of the gun right definitely and by That may not seem like a lot, but that's a lot as a lot I mean it's a house. This is french people, for you cancel this This french people worry on france, its fine, ok, perfect. I've got plenty of french friends will at what the fuck are they doing? Why are they getting on an iceberg? Why are they leaving them? Why did they have eyes climbing stuff? What are they invite? we are going down like We're going down the iceberg, they're not climbing, to the top of it. They got dropped off now, they're going down the iceberg. What are they, what are they hoping to achieve? Do they want like a picture of themselves? On top of this iceberg, I dunno he probably.

The young dia, what's the best language, to hear panicking, not japanese I'll tell you that right now I was in an elevator with these five japanese men. We got stuck in it. the panicking and it free I've never been. I've never been more made more panic by not knowing what they were saying. It was fuckin aggressive. What's the best language, seizure panic it's not american out I'll, let you know language, no spanish spaces. passionate language running of the balls think about that to germany, One that to the orderly people? The trains run on time like the

They have word for everything yeah. They do fucking turbines germans going to germans died like crazy in Australia, but they died like fucking ten today in australia, anytime, german show up in australia fucking five, german, shopped australia. Three leave they've never been saying why meme, because germans man, they don't have any predators only natural predators by the way. This is not research. This is my own theory. Okay, germans have no natural predators; they don't have anything in their fucking thing. They'll kill him. No snakes no bears nothing, no wolves. They just live in a fuckin town and there's a castle in the rivers applying a beer as a leader I wasn't and include dresses and abroad smiles and in the end they don't have anything there right. and then they got australia where they got crocodiles, fuckin snakes, the germans, a dislike almost like blinders life, were they.

Were there like taking jump in any body of water and there's no sharks, sharpness alligators most makes no nothing. So then he got australia. Every sign in Australia to I got this has got to be real and I'm kind of making part of this up. This gotta be real. What am I put the german dessert, australia. Where did you hear this? Because every fucking sign in australia is written in bush and in germany. Every sign in australia is like a dog or swimming crocodiles and the like. Odin crocodile air and then at every fucking sign- and I said to the austrian So why should we sign when the german, unlike his germans, and they blindly gettin water. They all they dont think twice about, like anything. Middle About crocodiles, because an album they'll have anything like you know: in Florida we have alligators from

always hyper aware of any body of water. You know yeah, it's a kids, it's a kids from the mid west. Germans were from wisconsin, it's like the the people that go down to florida with that had the baby and they just let the baby play in the in the lake yeah and you're like like. If you grow up in florida, you know you don't ever fuck around with legs at night ever. Thus, when the fucking alligators route, so german, I don't. I can't find anything about german deaths in australia. No, I wasn't so. This is the conclusion that you came to what it is based on observation out of a lot of world war. Two things german tourists. look at us german tourist wanders off in interest area. Try hiking track before dying of dehydration and stress, like a german just goes to australia goes. I can just. I can just hike into this thing. Water

What are you fucking talking about? Why they don't they have water runs in there? We have water phones everywhere in germany, it's gotta be the complete opposite of germany, you think about because the entire centre of australia is in it's a desert right, yeah, it's in it's just you can't inhabit it. Dude german tourists in Florida were getting killed, left and fucking right. When I was a kid left and right to watch the ot read that have you ready for this, but german tourist florida, nineteen. Ninety three, a string of

For the tourist killings, since last october reaches nine, what was happening was jack. I don't mean I'm not making light of this at all, but, like german tourists, we're getting carjacked like crazy because they are whatever I guessed rennell cars back in the day would have would have different plate numbers, and so people would put tat target anyone with those plates, and I guess, were traveling like fucking, crazy in the nineties. Brutal killings of german tourists alarms miami Emmi. Ninety ninety three german tour slain in florida, eight german tourists found slain in south florida. german tourists, slain and rental car miami a tourist killed in florida. Despite taking precautions, it was so big in the fort. In Florida there was a band called the dead german tourists,

it was but germans, I know, there's something away about it. They trust you know. Like the very trusting. I guess I can't believe I was somewhere to fucking back. This thought up. Sometimes I think being on and I go. I believe to be true, and then I google it and I'm like. I can't find anything to back me up and I'm just going to lose german fans german fans going to get so fucking upsetting they're be like what the fuck dude they love germany by just we just both. I can't speak for you, but I just met my favorite german last year, who Robert. I should ask Robert yeah yeah he's great german he's. A great army is a great joy and he is so typically german yeah he so fucking german yeah. It's just like the ira with the thing

Gale bay was the last whereby some four lockdown was nineteen seventeen Oh yeah, I saw that. What was that, where they run to go, get the they're trying to give the notes to the guy yeah and he's in that movie what he or he, as a german as the german that stabs the guy or seriously plays a bad guy. We are you serious whereby, when the fucking, when the plane comes in shut up, pull it up. I want to see that where to go. Oh, let me see if I can find that that's robert, that is robert.

Then the we have to stop the bleeding the likes of Jesus Christ. That movie was so intense as that's great, such a good movie. Let's look at fleeing, When I spoke sooner me. Look at us. Oh my god, you see the fuckin. Did you see the cliff the collapse on others, pete nevermind owning a lot you will die There's a joint, much people almost die. You know cause they make it out. On the other side, this sort of fallen left.

Following. This is so much fun the panic in the locals We're gonna go we're looking fucking tsunami. Holy shit. Look at the sooner me! Oh, what I haven't life down look at is: how far do you go by before it? It ends that was fucking huge. Did you see that I don't think I saw what glass it? I think they pan away and they look back on it's coming. It's coming. It's coming off! Look at that

The guy doesn't even realize that look at that holy shit dabber tell you about the time I was in a crevasse. Wasn't a crevasse. We were, we were ice climbing out of it, so they lowered us down, and this cross super deep was fucking crazy. It was crazy, yeah and then went climb out of it as well as climbing out. I just heard a fucking thunder crack like all those years than a crack, sound, so cool. And I'm sitting in Aragon what the fuck was. That then all send the guide looks over the figures. You still there as I yeah, and he goes- okay, good, let's, let's get you out of here: okay, buddy yeah, and so I got out of there and I was like what would have happened if that, if that was near me, it was like that's it for you, man, we've done yeah, that's the church, there's no fucking!

isn't that that's a shitty way to go out to a funeral. Did you see the alpinists? None yes saw. I watched it last night I was super excited and Alex Honnold was like talking about him. How amazing he is how he out does him and then I watch his fucking documentary spoiler alert and if he dies at the end, oh yeah. Of course he did, and it was like this is my new favorite guy, of course, so cool I'm so excited, and then I get emotionally invested in him. I get to know his girlfriend, then he dies I dont don't mean that callously. But of course he did like that. The shit he was doing you seen and andrew now, so he was ice. Climbing He was free solo ice, climbing yeah, that's crazy, This is the most unpredictable, a version of it the guy who's ice climb someone goes any stock and then I came and can we the rope on you and is a guy like that they put a rope on him and then

and it falls and collapses after they put the rope on it? Oh my diversity in that no louis pulled up, but also you know he never fell not once he never fell. He got caught in a blizzard and died with his friend, so fucking sad we're just sitting there like brooks crying, I'm just all bummed out. It was so exciting at first. an ice? Climber has had a lucky escape after the hunk of ice that he was assisting already they've thrown him a line he's there you're stuck and they were like in the end these people. I can tell you a line. He was like yeah I'd like that. Thank you. I think he's german. To be honest with you he's like the one occurred later, I'd looked at a way and talented

watch this after they get maligned or shit. The karma has been close to the summit and only just managed to clip a rope to a safety harness before the incident happened. When I was hit that way, he'd have been done. He would have been a done sky the time, but why I never go ice. Climbing yeah, because we're not supposed to be there. Alright tell me this is oliver people. What is oliver peoples, because I am fucking fascinating laboratory? That's it! I'm sorry! What's oliver peoples, so the glasses oliver tree is a really good musician. He's a genius. Marketer he's got my utter. Nowhere is what I watched a ton of videos. But more importantly, I really like me: I really like his music, it gets stuck in my ear. I we probably can't play count. Can we yeah we we're never gonna be monetize on to be monetized on father this song,

This is news on cowboys: don't cry in return, if you like this, ok. This is not by the way. This is all about. I the sun shining saying come on baby. Take one wrong: I do have a cocktail party right now. that's how much I enjoy oliver tree I this is. I think this is a great fucking. It's all. I think he is so talented. I don't know here's saying I don't know anything about him understand it, and I love that. I love that, knowing that anything about the fucking guy, if it throws you back to old school,

when you heard osborne, but that of bats. Tat makes sense Right now, I can't say, we ve been here utterly, who directs these? This is the one that I am obsessed with. is a direct seas, but really well directed like the there seem artistically that really fucking great. Does the limit? Kills me The

The way you can thank me for being just like. Why do you need your bag that you found your life goals on the! The. you fuckin fascinated by this guy some, whose honour buddy minds by gas and cows, and I I did not. I can tell them.

joker what model I all is going on, and so I started trying to google him and then all adam watching these misery. I go. I know these songs, I don't know the probably song by really fuckin like it was a genuine new, very fastened by oliver tree. We could talk about. Have you ever heard of what happens in the day in the life of lex friedman? I think you've mentioned it. I mentioned. muslims are boxes, are muslims, claustrophobic, nightmare, Gear falls into a crevasse and I don't need the green flag. What's this? so when you're stuck upside down,

in a stubborn. You can't you fucking shit. How deep is that creviced here this now just gave a wise man than aids me, german, he's fucking german. There always german is doing it, gives it when germans do they do british accents and movies desert is getting backwards down the how welcome magic trick, and then I heard him shouted and the snow settled and he may disappear, and even then I can see the home, that moment was just pure terror, but didn't steal. It just went into panic mode or older bindings. Wait. Where is this happening? Not in england, probably in switzerland, switzerland's where they have all the crevices yeah, I'm guessing. So this is like expert high level.

snowboarding? No, no, no, they they're they're august, or is this like a bunny slope? I know to illustrate you're just starting to snowboard this yeah. I forgot about that. Now it was and I don't know where it was doesnt matter- the almost got stuck a robust one time. Now almost we went snowboarding in switzerland and it was the worst experience of my fucking. Life is very different. Skiing in switzerland is very different. This game, the united states- and we want how asking and it was terrifying yeah- I- that site, that kind of stuff is site kind of a dumb thought when you think about it, they are the I'll take. What's the north face. Logo is never stop exploring like air. Some people should stop, but like like this stuff's, it's like the people that pay

a fortune to climb everest, to say that they've climbed everest and they have no business being there. Yet they have none that I mean that's the one who's the guy, Sir Edmund Hillary who's, the first guy that shred surrender hold on ignore. Guy is the first guy to someone else, yeah yeah yeah. Let's get that straight or no! Well, I'm I'm bringing him up because of the point of sherpas were like now, we've been up and down this mountain all the time. What are you guys doing here? He's like I'm going to conquer the mountain and they're like? Oh, you mean ok. do you need help getting up there? It's like I'm, going to need someone to get me up there and then I come on we'll take you and then they take them up. My favorite, my favorite, is what how great Tenzing Norgay was. Is they get down and then they say and by the way I don't know if this is really not. If I just is part of my imagination, but they down and they're like and he's like, so I've made it to the top rail of one of everest and someone goes: who was there? First? You are him. And tenzing norgay such a gangster was like. I know

his bills around here and he was like it was the big guy. I didn't get up there and drag him up on a rope yeah. Well, like that's like me, going to the dominican republic for a week like I'm not designed to be there yeah like cause, I can't go outside if the sun's out I'll get destroyed, yeah like the sherpas, as people lived there for generations like they can exist there, but it's just it's a dumb idea. That's like kind of playing self out? So when you see people almost die, you're like air lights are. The same thing happened was surfing in hawaii. Why do We came down there like the others. I mean this. Is I dont know if this is it entirely accurate but like these Australian showed up and there like yeah. We we serve these waves and off the hook. I was like: we've been serving these best forever and then I get up. We are white and we're doing it better because we're white and the and the hawaiians were like

We are going to stop a hole in your ass, yet On the one hand, it there's a very famous story about that of this guy, who basically makes its pretty. recently in sensitive about the hawaiians here and there and the hawaiian showed up. I think that's how they started. That's one of the things I was obsessed with was the wolf back wolf packed into we. There were the two day, not gangs there more like the protectors of the of of hawaii. Of the beaches. To make sure that things run right so like they would go in the water, make sure if you, if you just did no fuckin fucking ya, Who would get out there and get the lineup and get someone hurts so dangerous and they were the ones that I think approach this australian guy and they want to say it was rabbit bartholomew, and I don't know how I'd ever find that mother, fucker and alright I've been obsessed with the

Ok, just recommending everyone elect freight freedom, pike s number one. Thirty, six with Dan carlin is one of the best possible. Listen to us to it, maybe a hundred times just giving them one adds up. please don't destroy those guys on snl are fucking hilarious, they're fucking glaring discussing great there really fuckin hilarious. They everything they do it Outta the park right now. Those are two videos, these kids they're, very funny. Please don't destroy. I watch them John, it's gonna, be the hat o knew your new me might be. I know just a little tight on your head, but it's like pulling your eyebrows, it's twenty twenty two and I just I dunno- want to try out a new personality. You want to change your whole personality, exactly like I'm kind of sick of being the pathetic loser. I was last year. Oh that's sad! Do you mind if I try some new personalities for you guys or what about? If I was one of those

as he was like a yo, your vibe is flame. Oh yeah, you want me to take you to Benihana, then maybe you take you bought 'em zoologists and then we go see a fantasy movie. Oh this guy sucks you want. There should be your new personality, your tongue, back and man. I don't understand this man. Of course you don't get it because you guys have great personalities, you're tall. Does. It is only a hack guy, but I have to be somebody new, oh my god. What about if I was one of those guys who, like farm raised arch, level. I worry giants. I find a cure a gang, but what are you doing? Personality just one of those dudes whose years of research got rocks honestly, I'm starting to feel like. I need a new purse, now a loaded. I would just feel more confident being one of those guys is just like. Mr potter, that's just be one. I those guys oceans,

That's the english movie. What is come on finding new personality with us, like you, can't be happy as it is this working for you being this way, I say now see. Ok, maybe I could up to a girl in a bar in like gets all started with Fifty years later, I'm saying the guy who's, like somebody with hungry. clearly laid out for your highness wagers dude. What about this guy, I put jimmy neutral, going to walk up to the hottest girl at the club and just be like stand clear of the closing doors, the. What about a guy who's like bought it Ah.

Maybe we should just be ourselves, he only get the I want to get the the laugh track that Saturday night live uses and just start adding it into my videos. Yeah. I have it here. I have something here: they've got a distinct laugh track. They use was your new personality. My new personality of I wanna be the guy I dislike, I wanna be in being serious. I would like to be the serious comic guy like what the guy that doesn't like he's just angry, the guy that can the guy that can stay cool. at a party get the but but he's still comedian, but he doesn't talk and he's like angry guy and then and you don't really know why he got into comedy and then when he goes up and you're like I dunno like I was funny yeah right. I want to be that guy to them I'll be at the party going then from there do. That is I dunno my

doing it. Well, that's the best gotta, be though it's the heads are at your guy that you dont knows funny suburban yeah, it's properly transfer, so he shows up a party there like what is These are angry onstage, but he's like he's like, I think, he's more perturbed, but like you'd net I think he was commuting. If you met him, you'd never think he was comedian. Yeah, like somebody finds out like what does he do he's a comedian they cock their head like that guy interesting yeah, like what what kind of a comic I think we're coming to an end. Everybody we learn about oliver tree bilbil murray makes a no look. Golf put like it's nothing. When we got here tat, I loved murray, always light for nice is no

Yesterday s gets me every. somebody's always late for such as you watch this guy go on the fuck, that's actually pretty impressive who's better than him. No one do you think Baluchi would have been as fun if he had lived his later years. Chevy chase wasn't know. Chevy chase was a chevy chase. in my opinion, chevy chase had more potential to be the funniest snl. Alumni like senior citizens, I think I believe you would have been like. I asked if he could have been

Brenda. We think you would not serious. I think he would have done been completely unpredictable and the story. This would be my thing that I watch probably once a year there's this effort is great. Tv shows last twenty four hours his last twenty four hours are incredible. He shows up at Bernie brill's deeds office because Bernie is trying to patch him on this shitty movie called the joy of sex the hates it because the whole movie he has to where he has dress up like an angel like a little cherub, so its people that

no that is funny, but don't know why or how he's funny and they have their idea of, like oh it'd, be fun. If you did this he's just like fuck you and he asked Bernie for money, so he can buy drugs, and I mean he was. He was a brilliant guy. What was that? I wonder if we can google jump lucy's last twenty four hours? What what it looked like the course of events in this is fascinating, and you realize, like this guy had such tremendous appetite? Yeah yeah, but you also like the the documentary, the the one that came out in twenty twenty Rj cutler directed it. It's awesome really. It is all right. I gotta watch out that is great and

That was interesting. That's what chevy chace when chevy chace chastised Chris Farley, he was like the fuck. Are you doing like stop trying to just die? C4 billet belushi is like. If you go to soon, you won't have the same legacy. He had an it sad, but it's like you, you forget how much shit like the music stuff was. Just you forget about that. They're like it was a comedy act, but he also

they sold records. It's crazy! Oh yeah! We were, we were comparing belushi and Farley the other day. Yeah and everyone thinks foreign is bigger than belushi. Yeah, they think they think Chris Farley is way more important than john belushi and full disclosure. I I ll, like you know, I cried when I found out Chris Farley that too he was the batman. He was incredible, he's so fucking funny, but like he realized like in that timespan that belushi had he put out me. He was part of the lemmings troupe, which was what became Saturday night live like he like he can. He can have great weight greatest. I dunno law he created who's. That original cast. He was like part of those. Was that great book wild and crazy guys

Like he's, he started that, like that is like, like the the modern comedy film started with animal house, and that dude put that he didn't even say he didn't have any lights, that he was pantomime and he put that movie on on his back, like that's impossible to do that so hard and like what it is like. That's a tr like from you know the cows point of view. The true tragedy is like what was that guy going to do? Next, because he's the kind of guy who like just as an artist, isn't gonna repeat himself and he's gonna, do something completely unexpected that nobody, but him to think up. there he was he will he well yeah. That's the interesting thing is he did everything that known expected? He grew did an album. He was in a serious movies. Yeah I mean iced cannot abide still great fuck movie in them, but also to like

Alright, your first week a high school, you see, guy, like John Baluchi, you don't look at that. I am like mega star, yet no not at all, but I see him on stage and you're like holy shit. This guy's incredible, that's the thing with. Like I met charlie day a very long time ago, I had tacos with him his bride. Twenty years ago and within meeting charlie day within a minute. I want this guy's, star ass? I ought to know how it's happen. He's one of the most interesting fucking people. I've ever met charlie day. Just draws you in So quickly, it was really fascinated: arabs are very relevant. yeah Arab berber there's a better way to end this year. There has been a good. This isn't an insightful but the same as this thing epitaph.

and tabs is gonna great, open, tabs. We're gonna do These were trying to do. More of them is just my schedule. So fucked like having, I should do an intro for this doing. who's. Here, my cousin, andrew and Alston unburdening. I do an introverted snap. Butter but thank you everybody for watching. I'm going to go. Have a cocktail yeah. I think so. I don't know what the fuck else to do. Belushi. Where was this family from. This is full circle that romania, but in the same area o serbia now oh albania, albania, albanians. well, and that only is impressive to me and andrew, because we were in serbia, and there is a, I would say a. Rivalry with us with albania. Yeah

a rivalry, competitive racism. I'd rather not use and the albanians. So we learn that nowhere in serbia, We'll see you guys was yes tomorrow, other guys. Thank you. This episode