Goodbye 2020… Father Cooper takes on a solo episode this week and closes out the insane year of 2020 with the Daddy Gang. She talks highs and lows of her year as well as the Daddy Gang's. She also gives a quick dick riding tip to girls on how to make sure the small dick stays in and doesn't fall out, what to do when your boyfriend slut shames you for your past, training men like you train a dog, a story of a guy Alex fucked to use his rooftop pool in NYC, the issue of dating someone in college after you have graduated, what to do when you find your boyfriend saving photos on Instagram of other girls, the rules to being friends with your ex, the McRib?, fucking your physiotherapist, AND A WHOLE LOT MORE. ENJOY DADDIES. SEE YOU IN 2021!!!!!
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twenty twenty is coming to a mother, fucking
and I am eel laid it. I am so excited, and you should be too because this year socked,
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now Daddy gang lesson, as this episode is released, what usually a pod castor is supposed to do is this is supposed to be a best? Are that the sole, usually podcast? There's like ok before the holiday break, I'm
going to released a best of now in the past. It would be best of twenty eighteen best of twenty nineteen, but the thing is daddy.
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seeing the year twenty twenty
so, let's kick your right off and just fully put my ass to the burner, because I think it's great to go right for the juggler. Let's talk about the love life,
awaken and don't worry, I'm coming for. You daddy arose myself. It's truly remarkable situation that I look back.
And I started January twenty twenty: do you guys remember, do your oligarchy slim shady, the toxic, the talk
big dick syndrome. The man had a penis that was so toxic you'd put it Amy and for the rest of the fucking week. I would
even so much pain from a toxicity I reindeer, I fucking Baines, then flash
fucking Canadian. What a whirlwind of buck and love I'm just kidding.
there was no love, bow was a relationship and every girl calmly and every guy can really. It was a fine
situation. It was a piece of ass. Although piece of death,
or a dick, and
spot and it was invigorating for a hot second, adding that the key? It's like you have a fuck toy.
and then slowly, it fades the point where you're like I wish you wouldn't speak. I wish we could talk in many as the point really actually only one fuck and they use the way where I could only want to see you anymore and Dan. I flash for.
Or to the and half of my twenty twenty? I mean
I think. Obviously, a classic is door number three and I'd forgot that I'm pretty sure it was this year that I told you guys for the first time the daddy ain't like I have in fact been in love,
I think that was pretty crazy. I know there is a lot of people. Tweeting, like
when I found out that Alex Cooper said that she was in love, I thought the world was going to end. I kind of did too I'm not going to lie. I remember releasing
but being like mom, I dont, know
if I can do this, I was nervous to tell you guys out, but then I was like okay. Well, it's a realistic, saying like if I can happen, so I think that person in my life has been such a supportive person and I think, obviously, all of the public drama that I went through this year. It was crazy to be like well like I wonder if I'll ever find a guy that can be a support
as door number? Three,
and then without a doubt the plot keeps thickening asthma. Your year goes on and you got
turn it live time? I thought,
this pod cast an eye
detailed a date night. That truly was such a breath of fresh.
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so all in all guys, I think, was in for the collar daddy podcast dating Sex comedy my love.
Life has been exactly what I and probably all view predicted to be this year. It was a shitstorm. There were up, there were down, but aside from my love life, because, although the
is what the theme of the show is. That did seem pretty insignificant. When I sat down to podcast today and unlike ok- yes, do the recap: you guys are involved in it. You know who all these characters are, but to get deep
or with you guys, twenty twenty aside from all the men in the German, the bull shit shit that I went through
my family, my friends, everything I know all of you also went through and when I'm sitting here having a reflective,
coming to the end of the year moment.
but were my highs? What were my lows? I think it truly made me feel the most connected with the daddy gang that I've ever felt when I
I was reading your highs and lows too from this year obvious
I got the classics of your slim shady version and your Mr Sexy Zoo man, but it was also
to see a different layer of you eyes and you as open
up to me- and I am so grateful for that- and you tell me some dark fuckin shit to that. Isn't just about Dick sacking insects, the
conclusion guys internally.
Collecting and then reading? All of your shit is: is that
Twenty twenty was a dark fucking gear for everyone. We have
all band through it. There
this year and on different skin
else, don't get me wrong. Obviously their kids saying oh, my gosh, I didn't get to graduate college in than their kids in oh, my gosh, I just lost apparent to cove. It
but I think what I'm trying to say is everyone's pain is pain. This year a room was just trying to figure. There should out and survive this year, and so I think my point is to say, if you,
felt so alone during twenty twenty because of the pandemic, because of anything in your fucking life, maybe
Hopefully me addressing and telling you how many people in my dams are writing in personal shit, not just about pandemic depression, anxiety, eating disorders, etc.
you're, not alone, and I hope that me saying this: maybe it can make you feel a little bit more whole knowing you weren't alone this whole year.
because I do know a lot of people.
Broken from this year, so
I understand that you're not exactly looking for Alex Cooper to play Oprah. I understand that this is in exactly my role. Has a pod, castor, you're, not waiting for me to crank owl the goddamn and spoke, but I just had to say because I talk about my friend the tiger out with my family and I dont want to be disingenuous. Big daddy gang we're gonna go right into the dick second segment we're going to, but I also want to let you know that, like
I am aware of everything that is happening the world and, I think specifically hearing from you, ISIS Weak or
together so Kay
Oh honestly, send me over to help in well knows this is his getting too fucking cranked out
everybody. Listen to me. We
are going to ramp up we're in Nepal. The feels a little bit aside and we're gonna bring happy feels in
making the executive decision to now
read your lows of this year
we know our lows the loans that I have in front of me that I was going to read their your lows. You know
The lowest point, twenty twenty on what it was for you. There is no reason for me to read those and highlight them and to put them back in our faces, trust us listen
twenty twenty, we got it, you can go. Fuck yourself were ready to relinquish ourselves from everything that happened this year.
So I'm figuring, why not focus on the mother? Fuckin highs
Daddy Fucking game. Are you ready to hear your highs of twenty twenty? This is you. This is your story. I'm reading directly for my dams. Welcome. Here we fucking go
let's get into it. Ok, after all,
guys I got so many fuckin, daddy gainers. After leaving my abusive ass marriage of thirteen years, I'm
but a guy that gives me hope and gives me unreal. Orgasms Amy
hello? Daddy gave the mouth of you that are in my dm saying I don't and who knows what drove me to it, but you left,
through toxic abusive ass, significant other. Let's blocking go.
This is a sign of your lessening like fuck. I didn't do that. Yet bitches we still got Buckingham times. Got a couple got a couple weeks till twenty twenty one wrap it up. Let's leave these fucking assholes in the past. I got for me.
who did a move to a bigger apartment. I also certain therapy for a bad break up. I'm twenty and gay and got Eiffel Tower by a married gay couple. I mean tat. King is imminent.
Assholes. Put these all the good things easier stayed sober through this pandemic by the grace of God, fifteen months clean and sober thou.
you fucking cry, yes, bitch
off my student loans, my boyfriend, eight more. What my boyfriend eight me, how, after eight Taco Bell and use the Diablo Extra spicy hearts are dying gig! It's too fucking good honestly got you,
your enormous dick, I have ever seen and Ben take
down by my life. He was six seven, so I was expecting big, but this was the definition of gigantic for both with an
thanks. Bank gonna have a total daddy and I did not act afraid one bear, although my mind was like holy FUCK rest in peace to be after tonight. I love,
till I give her room credit people like this is so superficial. No, I ask all of you what your again, what you're lows where people were like, I'm telling you it's the darkness of dark, so I'm so happy that you guys had a moment to be like high. This was my high, I hope, fuck by a large dick in the game. I
provide long surgery and my recovery graduated law school passing the bar examined being sworn in as an attorney all
while wearing sweat paths.
My best friend became Eskimos sister that my birthday party over the summer, with about twenty minutes in the same bed, no regrets best side of our packed and lives tagging. You really are true, led the most savage fucking podcast gang out there, it so far.
Looking good, only go way. This is kind of you one on this one. Someone said best high of twenty twenty: finding, your damn podcast
body gang this year is clearly one I mean, when you say my highlight is my- is becoming eskimo scissors. With my best friend, I mean
you gotta, look at it as a positive. I love you guys so much
and reading all of your positive. In reading all of your highs, I was trying to sell for flax. Unlike holy shit, like
it really is about, like was just find the fuckin positives and life, and I was thinking about what is
a positive, take away. What is my high of twenty twenty and I realized
and I wanted to share with you guys because it is about to basic
reflecting on this year. It's really clear to me that the future of call her daddy and the direction of this show has actually been positively influenced by.
the pandemic in the sense that the show has more listeners now than it has ever had, which is amazing and its.
And it's a blessing. The best part of that is knowing how many different types of people
The listening to this show how many people are coming and being
able to join something that I hope, gives you a sense of belonging and gives me a fuckin sense of belonging. This show is my life and you guys are my life, and so I just
I want to share with you die. I couldn't be more grateful that you continue to listen and to all the new listeners, hello and welcome now more than ever,
everyone's just looking for us.
of belonging everyone's just looking for a community of people that make them feel better about themselves because of how fuckin dark the world is right now, and I hear
that this show has been nothing
but lie and fun, and something that you look forward to every week, because that
exactly what you have been for me since,
day, one of starting this podcast, the Daddy gang, and I know I don't share it all the time. There's some
get that I've gone through this year, but truly
you guys, have got me through you and my therapist by you guys have got me through a law of emotional ass shed, so
I know that I get dams from you guys, saying: hey. You have
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daddy mother fucking gain the only way to close out bucking twenty twenty is with your questions in front of my face. What spoken have a time sexual here we go Hey Oji Father, so I,
quick question. So I love writing dick by I
of doing it more so in the grinding motion and not so much the bouncing on the deck, mostly because I got more pleasure from grinding as we all do by.
I like my partner to get a little pleasure out of it. So I like to occasionally do the bouncing thing: what a fucking great girl,
she loves to do it. All pleasure herself pleasure her man beloved see by my
she would that is its always slipping. I get on my feet and boom slip.
now, even when I dont get on my feet boom its lips out. I know it
This happens with smaller dick size is. When I ride on my feet with bigger, like a hint sticks, this doesn't happen. I don't
they wrong. The dick is good and we have great sex, but like does it have to do
his small dick or are there any tips tricks that you can give for? Not slip out every three seconds idle
to know so maybe I can try it out and he doesn't have to know that it's because of the small peanut
Ah so weary sweetie, you ve, come to the right place. Ah, it is in fact, because he has a small penis, and that is
ok, ok, it's totally fine, how small penis we love all
venuses around here, dicks her decks and we just want to put the men us, listen,
girlfriend. You come to our place because I actually do habitat for this listen
my day I am absolutely fucked around with guys that have big, dicks and also small dicks small,
as for the wind. Sometimes they can absolutely hit your Gees by if they are being worked in the right way on. But with regard to this, here is my trick. You're in it,
take your thumb
and your point her finger or your middle finger, whichever feels more comfortable to you and basically, why
and you are riding him- your
owing to take your arm and put it behind your back
like down your ass and like under towards your pussy, a where his dick is gonna, be ok, basically tat
those fingers and wrap them around his dick at like them,
all to lower half of his dick, not like at the base
It won't really work, but you ve got to get a grip on his dick lightly, just put them around. Ok, it's like the bowling alley when they put the borders up for the people that, like you, throw your ball had always goes left or right were keeping the dick in the Fuckin Centre lane and what you do then is when you
up and down or even when you're grinding. If you have your hands around its stabilizing it, so it doesn't mood move once you leave off of it it
essentially keeps it in that position. So, even if you go off of his dick, which can be heard
especially on small dick. If you can get fully off the dick
go back down slowly on to it. It will make
am almost feel, like he's bigger cause, your fully going down all the way back up, as opposed
if you're not using your hand, your PA
Probably I've done it before you're, so fuckin hypersensitive you're, only not only I dont go to high Don Quixote bucking Ike is this. We need is about to be out in the air
my point is he's not going to be able to find my way back macaroni. So I feel like if you, if you go up and down and hold it in place, it's as if the you're fucking Adele
and you come off the guilty. You go right back onto a cause, your hand is holding it sticks. If we're stick shipping
Ok, we're stick shipping learn how stick ship learn how to dick ships.
That is like one of the best tricks. I think for riding a small dick is giving a little bit of love with your fingers to stabilize the weeny and then once you're up and down you can go off
but you can fly high, shoe cancer into the fuckin sky and you can go right
act down onto that baby and he'll still be right, there baby Kara and he won't leave. He won't bend over. He won't
onto the belly he's right there, he'll be right,
there he'll be right where you fuckin left him? Maybe you can't see em but I'll be right back in there. I have been with my boyfriend for two years. He slept James me for my past hookups any chance he can
It really pisses me off and I express that to him, but all I get back is you did this to yourself
It makes me mad, knowing you were with all of them, blah blah blah blah blah. I understand where he's coming.
from, but it has been two years- and he still has a problem- he's the only guy that
ever had a real relationship with due.
I just smack him or how the fuck do. I tell him to get over and stop shaming me. I know I shouldn't put up with this, but whatever I am the most annoying part is, he still will slut Jamie and they get mad at me for not wanting to fuck later.
always sweetie toad
literally I dont know why it's always so funding to you in this happens, but when people are acting as though you shouldn't have a pass in its like, why did you do
Anyone before me like I'd,
oak. Sometimes, if I ever have a boyfriend like how dear
are, you ever have had a girlfriend,
for me. You should unknown. I was coming like a joke. Like crazy girls joke about budget wind geyser, girls are like so fucking pressed him out like. I cannot believe your fucking potluck bro you're, not my past or my fuckin present. If you are in my fucking pass in me by women fucking those people, but your nor be fuckin bound. I had no loyalty to you back then how these both didn't. I didn't know you fuckin existed when Peter.
we have not about people having possum like in war
world. Does it matter what I did in my fucking path? Now, of course, my fucking killed them. If I, what whatever but just buck
hooking up like brow, you weren't there. I don't it's just you good, ok, so girlfriend here is the advice, and I have done this before it was more catered to a guy that I was dating was not approving of what I used to post on Instagram
this is how I personally would handle it.
sky is in letting it go, and you said it's been two years so this is pass you being like baby like we have a conversation like this really upset me ball, but he closed and listening. So what
I do is give them an ultimatum.
look him in the eyes and the next time that he brings this up. I think
that. You say: ok to break up with me.
and then he seemed like what are you doing:
do you not know you're like I just can't believe you fucking boilers, that's ok and then you look at him and you kind of pause and be so calm and be like so break up with me. Why? I don't I don't understand, are you
if this is such an issue to you break up with me and kind
be patch financing in a. I know: it's not maybe the most mature thing, but an for
Finally, when you're dealing with someone that can't see how immature there being it's nothin,
you're playing right back at him but you're giving an ultimatum multi cause it's like you're gonna talk, the fuckin talk, buddy, I'm not going
keep listening to the shit either put your fuckin big boy
the pants on and accept that everybody's got a fucking pass and let's move on, but if you can accept that, I don't want to listen to your fucking bitching anymore, so literally sabre
come with me and now. What he's probably gonna do is he's gonna break overshoes out. Will you fucking want owes you really give,
particularly in the fucking care you gonna break up and again so calm say I will,
you to break up with me, if you are going to continue to act like a five year old boy, because your girlfriend has a pass the
insecurity, and I don't mean to make you feel bad, but that's all you do to me all day. The insecurity honestly has become such a turn off to me that if you can't get through this and am happy to work through with you, but if you can't get through this, we need to break up because my posts he's not gonna get where. If you keep
acting like a five year old boy boom done he's either going then he's gonna have to make a decision.
And again hide who has guided patronising but like full?
We put him on the spot, he's not gonna, fuck and break up with you. So what is going to do is he's gonna shut, the fuck up and if he doesn't shut the fuck up
Then I say you walk Father. First
Thank you. I sort of listeners podcast in January this year I have is opened my mind, made me more confident and less guilt about wanting to try.
A new things. I was pretty prude before
and I have never sent a nude now. I feel way more competent and have been enjoying myself. Anyways Michael,
It is about finding a healthy relationship. That's right for me and I want to know what you and your amazing mother Cooper would do. I've been single for the past.
an dating during this pandemic husband hard. I met my late twenties, but not
Did you get into anything, I'm open for it for the right guy, here's my dilemma all day:
guys that I've date in the past have been really immature and felt threatened by my career and success. After listening to the hundredth,
So with your mom, the next person,
Wanna date needs to have their own success and be supportive of mine. Yes bitch
By the way I updated lately, those who look good on paper sock in bad.
I was dating this guy who into Princeton and had a good job,
but he did not know how to make me com. I guess they
teach or the clear is an ivy leagues. So I ended
things with him, and now I'm dating a guy who's, so amazing and makes me com, but doesn't really have a career, am struggling with finding someone who has.
Everything I need can a man have both what would Father Cooper say? Should I keep hooking up and having found with the guy,
I was in good and bad and also keep dating and see. What's out there, okay. Well, it seems like if you're looking
for a relationship yeah, I guess maybe did the guy that doesn't have the clear and is good and bad cause. Your kind of saying, like he's, not my type, but it's good sex. If you're just looking to hook up fuck it you, don't you more than the saxon of the sexes, good, keep doing her thin
What I would say, though, is I think it's a big fat game of trial and error,
I have definitely aired on the side of dating athletes athletic eyes and some are smart and some just aren't anywhere up their upstairs its
very dark. It's their hair. The lights are turned off at its them in their penis
But what I have found is Ireland:
ride dated the sky in New York City. He was in like the Tec Field and
indeed at him for longer than I probably would have expected one because he had a rooftop
at the time lard and I really were like- we need rooftop access somewhere in New York, Fuckin city, that has a pool, so we can tan it's really hard to find places in New York. And it's sad to say, but, like you will fuck fur
a tadpole. Ok, K in New York understand what I'm saying it
can't find water in that fuckin city in the summer and God forbid, we go to the hamptons Knowed. Nobody could fuckin afforded hamptons how so many ways
back to the mandate was fucking for its pool. He was in the Tec World Gay
He was considered, I would say, a brain yak like when we would go on dates. I was definitely mentally stimulated by him, but almost to a point where was I can we link have fun for a second like? Let's talk about the news every five seconds, but
To give him credit, he had great Dick came and he had a bit
fucking deck, okay and this guy who's gonna like tall and skinny. It's always a skinny guys that of the huge fuck index right
I kind of evidence, skinny book, a thin dude tall, thin built good? Looking guy big dicks,
in job and was good in fucking bad now he was normal
type and he was not usually the type guy that I'd go for, and I was surprised when I found out that this, like nerd,
the guy. He was good and bad. So that's it you're fucking question. If you wanna go
The rooftop top pool you wanna fuck, the guy that I used to fog hit me
I'll give you a number of them, pretty sure he's still single,
listen a smart guy,
with career, definitely fuck, and it seemed thing as dumb guy some guys dumb guys that our hot camp fuck, like they're, just
trial and error, and I think what I would suggest to you is, I don't think there's any
anything wrong with being like. I want you to do this, like I like it like this
even when a guy is good and bad for me personally, if he's eating me out and he's like hitting my clear with his tongue, but then all of a sudden he like
suddenly moves off a little bit and he's at the lower end of the Clinton doesn't feel is good. Now that doesn't feel go, but, unlike knew, no, you were just on the spot like fuck go back up. There is
nothing wrong with either one like moving his head up. Moving your body down or being like. We baby, like move up here,
That boat so good, like yes, keep adding that spot. So what I'm
trying to say is. I think that it's fun
the train, a guy like he's your dog,
don't treat them like a human treelike like your dog like it is,
not greater. If he's not the best in bed, you can train
can train a guide to be like. Oh my god like this is what I like guys want
going be told what to do it just make sure that when your directing him you do it more away like, oh, my god. Yes like do this. Instead of making him feel inadequate, no
it should be made to feel inadequate embed. Ok, how awful is that every girl here go? We can sympathise, how fucking awful, when
you are giving had and all
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I sat Dick. I have a really who good girlfriend die is so funny
How she's, like I
the workers had in America hands down one hundred percent. I give, though worse bucking had an elite,
the owns it, but this
stories that she has told of some guys are so much more blunt and others. Some guys will fight through the pain like something these girls using fuckin teeth. Some guys will
through the pain in them, like, oh, my god, baby like Yassin block any to fuck you and then pull her up. Then there
or other guys who will literally put their palm
I'll. Never forget you, like he put his palm. Ah, my forehead and going to raise money had up off of the dig him with like. Let's just fuck like
as I saw
There are times words like not makes
you feel shitty when their Kiley early enough is enough. But if you do it,
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honey, dude and fuckin train him like your fucking bitch bitch,
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father. Some weird shit just went down. I
and on my boy, friends of two years Instagram. While he was sleeping to see if he's been liking, his old hookups pictures, she's private,
Hence why I can't see for myself
human. I have had issues with her in the past. He has
like any of her photos, but he
at the most recent thirst, trap ass, pick saved weird sir,
I went to his saved folder on Instagram and
Oh my god,
thousands and I mean
Thousands of girls picture saved, ranging from
porn stars in lingerie, promoting their only fans; ok, fine! I can deal with that. We all have our thing all the way
to random girls that he went to high school with selfies. Save pictures of girls here
cause and doesn't follow random girls with only a hundred followers, even some pictures of our female
friends saved what and I repeat,
but in the actual Bach, do
I do I do I wrap myself out for going through his phone and say something. Do I try
I got him to show me who saved photo. Somehow am I overreacting or, as is totally creepy and not? Ok as it is. Please please, please help
Oh my guide, dude! This is fine.
king intends ok, some going back into am looking obviously you're in achieving this.
Two year relationship, I say call now. This is a thing if you
This is if anyone listening is kind of dealing with those like for me personally, if I was just hooking up with their guy or even
it kind of just become exclusive. You do
really have the direct right to be like? I went through your phone. I saw this explained mother fucker.
You would have to go the roundabout rule.
The roundabout rule about who we, when we pretend I'm this is me for a minute.
the guy that I'm sorry, I'm not enter your question yet, but I know: there's hobby a lotta girls like buck he's not my boyfriend, oh, but I want to come out there's what I'd do if your kind of an x
loose of relationship again, piteous buck. I don't give a fuck. It works
I would probably be sitting on the couch next to the guy that I'm exclusive, with or even image,
the recent recent boyfriend, sometimes a little tooth early it'll go full blown. I went to your phone where he's going, I'm in here VON, like all, do psychotic so in the petty his way, be sitting on the couch next to your guy and start looking at a really Hawkeye's
Instagram and don't make it super almost like kind of turn away, but like makes her, he could obviously see what you're looking out. So it's not like you really trying to show him
but let him see- and if he's like, what are you doing Buick? Why
and he's my wall. What are you doing like? Who is that
I gotta know he's hot and then
look at him big! Am I not allowed to work and if he
gets mad just be like bay. By far
Do not do the same thing. I don't understand why you can be mad at me. Don't you do the same thing and if he's like what the fuck are you doing
I don't know, be like o o
God, ok, relax! Sorry, I thought you away you're telling me that you don't look at Renault Girls Instagram, like you, don't
if their share or anything you don't screenshot that shit, you will say they like why
he says no,
like really show me your phone. I'm
in a joking way, almost like a prove me wrong better, but you have to try to do in a way that it comes off like you.
Didn't go through it's almost like a out cause. You got caught birth, then you call him out hit so far, can toxic you get caught birth?
and you call him now and then
have him show you and then, if he is gonna, hafta Fuckin, porpoise villain and if you want porpoise own he's guilty big o
won't. Show means that you have all these girls pictures ape and he'll be like how the fuck do. You know that and then have to be like I don't.
Now that I'm a literally asking you show me your say, photos you're, getting not me propaganda, dude, you probably girlhood, I'm probably fuckin whack after their virtues.
and then make sure girls make Buckingham.
You're safe photos are like fucking fashion,
Oh those presented a well. Let me see yours what the fuck and then you
go and it's like just like fashion photos like you're like I was just like. I came across this guy's page, like I wasn't doing anything wrong, but like that's, really really cute to see that you have thousands of girls saved, fuck yourself, hi dad
How do you deal with they not right now, but could work in the future situation? Basically, I would prefer
baby dating this guy, but he's a year younger than me, so he still a senior in college he's moving
in the same city as me next year, so we decided to chill and pick things back up once were on the same page again. If it works out, we went from texting every day for almost a year through covered summer, apart to taking a step back once he went
back to school, and now we snapchat daily and tax a couple times a month recently.
I am finding myself so obsessed with, what's going on on our college, which I hate and have a feeling he might have hooked up with his axe last weekend, not confirmed due to myself beings, icons docking, yet Santa,
today he is continuing to snap me. Like nothing happened, I don't
bought him to forget about me, but also dont want to be involved with the ship going on at school and the possibility of him hooking up with an ax, because it makes me sad. How do I keep
I am interested until we live in the same city. A relationship is complicated, but we have such a good thing. Timing, just wasn't right, or should I let it go and death appear?
Oh, sweet, sweet biscuits,
this is another school one and I want
to break this down for you, because I kind of I can't
I've seen this situation alot. Sadly, it's like
when you're, not part of,
the school anymore, whether its high school or college,
it's weird to stand. Vault
and I know that fucking sucks Freddy, when that's graduating and you're dating someone younger, but it's the truth. It's the social dynamics and it's just how fucking works. I remember when a girl in my high school in my soccer team had her boyfriend and at the time in high school, he was the senior she was a sophomore like. It was so
fucking heart that use dating the senior and any graduated, and then we got to our junior Europe. Highschool MC were partying in high school, like I'm, was fully drinking in high school having fun like raging. I cooking up guys
and she was like wanting to rage to and then she's got to think boyfriend in college, and it was kind of like he's no law
part of our inner dynamics in the drama and he's no longer like the hot dude. That's the scene,
here on our high school campus he's like in college and it's like not
creepy. But his colleague he's kind of a relevant like it was just a weird dynamic and they ended up breaking up because she broke up with him and she was like icon. Do my own fuckin thing like we're in high school, like I know,
her younger, but like that drama was the drama at the time and you want to be in your environment. You dont want to be somewhere else. You know, I mean
didn't really work any more and that social setting so and when you would come to like parties like Highschool parties when it came back for winter break, it became like college secured told now with what are you doing in like we ve fresh matter, parties like what the fuck is going on.
So I think, unfortunately, an almost works again more, not in your favour, because it's one thing, if you didn't
the same. Schools Hammond like you're out of college or whatever the fact that
went to the same college eyes him, and now you graduated its
It's a weird dynamic like that, the guy
is still so ingrained in that social setting and you're not anymore, it's different if you're
dating someone older Andy
never went to your school like when I was in college and unlike dating a guy that, like in authorities like a talk, he's got money in an apartment, all the no you are you both went to school.
But you're gone from the school, now see your oddity equation, you're, not in the drama and and
fortunately it like you,
being out of it, but he is still in
I guess my advice to you is to reflect and like first of all, who gives a shit if he is gonna go hook up with his college.
acts, she's probably gonna, go back to wherever urville after college he's moving to you,
our city after college. So you have a guaranteed like he's about to move to your city.
You will be the one or maybe a few friendly faces there. So I wouldn't
to move on. This is a specific fish
to Asian, I wouldn't say a move on. You don't have to what I would say is slow play it.
DORA posting hot ass out of college snaps you're becoming an adult, make your life look good, because once he
get out, and we can obviously deal with this one
happens, I I mean right in again and I hope we will find us he's then gonna get out.
That city where you are- and I know
this is our dear but like you'll, probably be over by then it use
living your life in this new city out of college he's gonna
to look there,
The young, because you're gonna fight
hot ass, guys older guys in this new city and listen
no that's hard to move on from school, especially your first year out, but once you
our two really embrace that, like I'm out of college, it's weird to go back to colleges and go back to the game days and go back to the all things like an owl embrace your new life like you, gotta get a job. Now the next phase of your life is slowly growing up in like a benchley getting married and like having children like you. Can
dwell on the fact that you're not in school anymore as hard as it is everyone.
UPS college, but you gotta growth, fuck ups,
lean into air live up here.
Life in your new city create relationships, you're older, your capable and then when he graduates- and he comes out city. If he fits into your picture great, if he does
great you're, starting your new life post College and you gotta lean into it. Instead of dwelling on the path and stocks,
the college said it's gonna, get you nowhere, what'd! I do for you nothing! Ok! Here we go hey Alex. I have come to you with not hope, not just hopelessness but utter confusion. I love the segment so much here it is. My boyfriend is a great guy he's huh,
nice funny and bright. He works. Ninety five job works encoding all while managing classes and his social life he's very busy, but it pays off buff buff
more the a became back. Life was serene with him, but once but once the two week marker head, he went berserk every day before the MIC rib returned. He would ask me
every morning as I'm exhausted and don't want him skirt to your him screaming gas Watson,
two weeks after the first time he did this I caught on, but this didn't stop him from doing it. Thirteen more times it almost became an alarm clock, and when I woke up before him, I knew it was coming anyway. It gets worse now the MIC Rhebas back. What the fuck is a make role on the MIC: Rib O Donald Limit the Maghreb is a barbecued, flavoured port, Savage periodically,
sold by Mcdonald every day. Ok, we and I see the bottom this. My internal literally my iron interned. Finally, she wrote to me and said I found this girl's Instagram its linked to a visa in instruments so bizarre and she definitely didn't make this up. Ok, all right! So this is a story about sorry every day since it has written
Aren't we go before his? Not am work shift even more peculiar when we get to the drive through window. That, unfortunately, is a cross street. He asks if the MIC rib is.
Act as if he doesn't know the answer just so they will say the mic. Rib is back now get this once he gets the MIC rib he Devout
or is it in under a minute he says the mic. Ribbed is now
I need to be enjoyed, but embraced after he eats this monstrosity of a sandwich. While my vision self has two watched in horror, he asked us throw up because he eats it so fast. We like to stay at my apartment, usually as his roommates are difficult. So the vomit oath is always in my toilet, I'm concerned for his mind, but also his stomach lining, sometimes when he gets up once purging time. He moans of it in the bathroom
Let me crazy, but it's not that had mon, you would do in pain. It sounds summer to that of one in the bedroom. So in conclusion I want to know your vice. I followed the segment and by myself self, respecting a lot of your opinions and their very level headed, but
Overall, let me reiterate this: guy is so great, so respectable so kind, so smart, I'm truly in a pickle and yes, there are pickles and Maghreb dual. Why
is working on a vacant getting punked right now.
First, I didn't even know what a fucking mic rib was. Let's just let me set this up for you, girls,
because this is what it sounds like to me. First things first is
this sounds to me other than you writing it out. These spelled out through your fucking literature in Hawaii that uses row. Your MC rib story- you are just
Scots did with your boyfriend right now and you ve read still real. You have reached a limit in which you are ready to write a mic: rib fees,
statement on Wide Mc Ribby should be banned from the United States. I
I'm so sorry I whom so bucking sorry. I
stand where you're out, though, like every
but he can relate as psychotic as this MC rib situation is
you have been there were your partner is annoying fucking,
get out of you. They can do any little thing and would bother you. So imagine you watching earn partner inhale this MC ribbon. Being so obnoxious, like you know,
Tom, reduce, bury like shut the fuck up in all seriousness.
if this is real, will also these
bake me now want to fuck a guy like its growth,
I'm assuming you're saying your grossed out by that like how are you getting turn on by this person like he's being a gross about it, since what I would do, I think that first step is first,
you need to stop endorsing this obsession in the city.
Okay, so retreating is like an addiction Unita
stop going with him. Why are you going to Mcdonald with him
you're, no longer going with him to get the MIC rib
that is to say you're. So
boarding, unknowingly York, like your kind of supporting it. So you need to stop supporting it. So number one don't go and then I think its reach, such a crime
the point that, like your writing into the Colored Ipod Catholic, going off on a ran about Mc Riddick, this is clearly DR insane. I
Imagine unlike quarantine with him, a gorilla losing it am I
tell him, look him in the eyes. How was it in conversation in say, listen
I understand that you love the MIC rib, but being v again.
something has turned within me and
I can no longer look at the MIC red and what I mean by that is like you can eat it.
But I need you to understand that I refuse to ever hear about the mic. Rib again, I refuse to allow you to use my toilet to vomit the post make read, and I you and you have to
their use, Mcdonald, bathroom or the street, or go back to your apartment. But essentially it's me or the maker
in the sense that you can continue to eat it, but I will never hear or see the mic rib again. I will never hear about it. I don't want to fuck and smell. It. Go pressure teeth, never again, it's basically
it's his dirty, mistress and you're gonna. Allow him to continue to see the dirty mistress, but you never want to hear about it. That's grows to me and I
coral understand that your kind of especially your view again, you like this- is a gross and are also using charging down the street. Like is the grid Bagley? Let's real it
an brow like what are you doing and maybe there's something else going on if used this obsessed with this thing like me,
be he'd needs help like, if he's inhaling into the point of his drawing up the I'm, leaving those of isn't real, but I'm kind of thinking. It's real because my internet was like make sure that's a real person. Ok, cool commerce.
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three years ago, my boyfriend, who I dated four ten months and I broke up it. Wasn't it
Forbad break up or anything, but we ve spent the last two and a half months or so not talking snap, chiding, texting, etc. Recently
he reached out and said that he wants to be friends. I'm definitely
to this idea, because I dont have any hard feelings left from the break up. However, I dont know how to go about this friend.
trip, especially because I've heard rumours that he may have a thing with another girl. I do
restart any drama or get into anything. Weird. Do you think
strange that he wants to be friends even if he made
Everything with another girl- and is it
worth putting in the effort to be friends him thanks, love, you visit such
good question and I just one like walk all of us, including myself, because I've had these moments walk you through.
What usually my mental state is when I consider becoming friends or the next its varied,
a friend if you're like I want to
but my mother fucking acts. You know why. All though we say dont do it, I've done it. Are you plucking kidding me so it's like I told
we get when you like. The dick is to bomb. I gotta go back, seem guys like the pussy is good. The policies right I want to fuck you, I get she's an expert fuck off, I'm doing it to be friends. Do you, friends with motherfucking excellent, walked down that path? Girlfriend! What's your angle,
What do you want from being friends with your act? You really want to be friends with an ax. What does that even mean? Are you
taxed about what
are you guys gonna hang out
What're, you gonna do
we're going to gonna hear alone with what is the point
the only capacity I would ever see it in is. If you are in the same front,
group as your acts
and you guys want to be free
ok, so you're not like awkward around each other. I get it if you like, every
we're going to the bars and its awkward spark and, like I dont, want there to be bad blood total
I don't want that either like be friendly, friendly and friends. Very different places very different places.
Friendly is like no blood all say hi to you like, hey, what's up and you can can be cordial intergroup group. France like thing about that. What do you need from
What is the point? What are you? What do you mean friends if you had sex with this personal
person, embed emotional, with this person to die.
grass and become fragile. What's the point, there is no point. Okay, this is some steamy fucking shit. Ok, ok, daddy, sit down. I have a juicy story, so I recently dislocated my knee cap and had to start vision
therapy. My first appointment was at eight a m on Sunday. I woke up hung over
I didn't think much of it. Thinking some old ass do is gonna, be my physiotherapy passed when I show up the most
gorgeous man is standing there waiting for me
whose muscular tanned my type, so there
I go with my unshaved lagged for him. To give me an me massage, I smell.
Swear because I was nervous and fuckin hung over. I didn't, even
wash my face that morning, no make up nothing ratchet. Then, though,
last time that I was going. I shaved put honey
phase of make up? Yes, bad did my
they put on perfume, etc. They went the physical therapy. I found his
Instagram turns out. He has a girlfriend and she is twice
insects. I'm eight
in our recently
the physiotherapy appointments, have gotten hot. He brought me to a private room yesterday,
and would make me stand on one leg. As I got off balance, he guided my hands to hold his ads for stability and a gripped my waist to stop me from falling. He even slightly pulled it up. Then he keeps pushing me towards him to test my court unquote balance and asks me to close my eyes.
eyes, but I can feel his face being centimetres from mine. He literally, I literally felt his hair on my forehead yesterday. I keep my eyes closed and he places his hands around my neck and starts caressing my face and I'm just there
with my vagina, throbbing and silently barely breathing and immobile. He then
Perhaps my hands and locks his fingers with mine, as I keep bouncing on one leg he kept doing this and the sexual tension was actually
crazy, like no physiotherapy would do this week. He would touch
you can get so close to me that the guy knew the effect he had on me, but then he would say the session ended and act. Like nothing happen, we would flirt
no as he walked away, but we never spoke about our personal lives. Also he's there with his
for a year. Now I love you like stalked him, so hard work, also the governess twenty six and they bending her for fucking years me while Europe like, but we don't. We don't talk about our personal lives. So how do you know this full stock? I love it. My next session is after the axe, Miss holiday. What do I do? Do I keep enjoying this fully platonic relationship,
last for thirty minutes appointments. Do I call him out on his flirty actions. He even asked me
how old I was last time. Do I lower my hands
when I'm holding onto him for balance, we don't follow each other on
social media, please Loki Clueless thanks daddy deal. This is fucking hot daddy, I'm jealous, oh, my god.
We all need this man in our lives that some hot fuckin like
christian grey shit. Okay, let me think my first just to get this out of the way cuz. I can't help, but think this, but just to protect you
What were hoping for- and I dont want us to be the case. But what I'm hoping as this isn't like his thing and he does is to every female patient in italy- gets him off many go so many foxes girlfriend. Because imagine if like
Earth feeling these feelings, but he like does, is to every fuckin check that comes in and like Loki all of its fucking patients are hot healing only takes hot girls. I
I guess we'll never know, though, unless actually you kindly glow, who would be a fucking psycho and show up
early as fuck before one of your appointment and like see, if he's doing this with another patient,
you're in a like a nine year old grandma! No, but imagine you showed up. There was another.
bitch and he's a fucking.
Beating down or neck, then he bled cable
I'm not gonna. Go for it, but let's pretends not
case of and both pretend that there is some attraction. I would say, number one keep looking hard
goddamn girl? If there's one fuckin thing, you need to look out for
it's not to go to the mall. It's not to go to school. You need to look so hot for physiotherapy every week. Time and,
again put in the fuckin work number two
No, if I would physically move in right away sent you guys haven't had too many convert,
We have here in the private room again you could go harder in reciprocating like when he's kind of going lower and you grab onto him like maybe each time you start to grab lower, because if he is progressing and you're not really touching him, maybe you start to go lower. I think also, maybe just a direct approach covered, the Dick try,
Take the pants off see the reaction, maybe jolt back. Maybe he thrust forward down your throat will never know until you give it a go, I'm joking in all seriousness, I would also mixing in like baby baby.
thirty banter could progressive, but only like two lines. Next time may be like when he super close,
few smile and by your lap, with your eyes, closed and then blocked? You always get this close. Your patience
or legit you could like do you have a girlfriend and not a super flirty way and if he's let like yeah, like all I'm sure, she's great and then like behind a flirty like that, so he's a whip of fun.
I think sometimes guys like that when you like no there's a girlfriend but you're. So like oh and you still look flirty he's like oh fuck, you wanna Bach,
think those two lines. That's it
is try one of those, maybe next time and see how it goes. I wish we could fucking have follow ups with these questions.
dear me, and let me know if Kurth after Christmas like hollow buck. This goes right back in and I'll. Try
of whom one go and scroll binder
oh daddy! I love it. I still can,
get over the MIC Reb. I really really truly want to know more about the situation. I want to know if anyone listening has ever had a make rib. I truly have now.
I heard of a mic. Rib,
in my entire life, regardless daddy gang. That is it for this week's episode. Folks are I it has been a wild,
twenty twenty really still don't even know how to sum up twenty twenty. All I fucking know is. I am so excited for this next chapter. The next.
cobbler as in twenty twenty one,
and the next chapter of call
daddy and the next chapter also of me move
across the country with my best friend
I'm going to give you a quick update, it is very, very exciting law,
officially signed on a Fuckin house
in a way I signed
paperwork last week?
and we will be moving across the country. Come new year's learn her moving into the house, we're going to block it, we're going to show you guys where we're living all the things that's going to be so fucking exciting, I'm so excited to just get out there yet
Content meet new people date, new people, it's going to be
fucking wild ride and, like I said I am so excited for you guys to come along with me, call her daddy and twenty twenty one. There are so many things that I have planned, I'm so excited to elevate the show bring new things to the show.
I will be showing you all of that and you will be experiencing all of that.
When I see you fuckers? Sadly,
not Wednesday, but
after the holiday break. I will see you fuckers.
in January of twenty twenty one
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