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11 - MILF Hunting Season

2018-11-20 | 🔗

The duo explains how they faked their grandfathers death to get out of an airline fee. They provide multiple ways to finding a third for a threesome, get into a detailed strategy for hunting MILFs, and how to navigate that fuck buddy life if you want more.

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Do you call him daddy? Do I call her daddy call welcome? to call her daddy presented by barstool sports. Ok, what is of daddy's guys I hope everyone is getting ready. Thanksgiving is tomorrow and you better God dam I'll, be getting down and doing the Cucc gobbler combo in honor of this using a gobble gobble gobble? You should be gobbling up your thanksgiving dinner with your family, gobbling up your significant other's private part, and do I wait for I hate the way you just said private part. That's like
I don't know why. I would rather, you literally say like a dick in a vagina instead of private parts, don't you feel, like that's kinda creepy, I mean let's just roll with it, just gobble him up. Ok! So, yes, guys tonight is the biggest drink. Night of the year, I know I mean everyone going back to their hometowns, which is so exciting yeah, and I think it's called black out Wednesday. Is it I don't? I don't recall, though, regardless everyone gets block out. First and foremost, obviously we have to say, because, were responsible adults be safe tonight everyone get your uber and have a designated driver. Well, if I can get after
for sure, so yeah everyone's going back to their hometowns, and I think I mean you're going to Utah. Yes, I'm going to be going to Utah that will be exciting and you're going to Pennsylvania right. Yes, the Amish and the Mormon take their hometowns. So I was just thinking about how, like everyone goes home and I feel like first of all, everyone's probably getting that like hey stranger text, it's like you go home And then, all of a sudden you get hit up by like your high school guy or the college people, an everyone starts coming back together, uh. Well, it's just crazy about going home because you're going to go to the bar. I don't know if you have like your go to bar from when you were growing up there, but you're going to run into someone an people I feel like at frisky. Ok, but wait think about ok people get free.
Ski over Thanksgiving Break great, where the fuck do you bring your hook up. Hey come on back to my parents, house in Let's fucking get after it like in your childhood room. You have to like push all this stuff down animals Osoby tripping by Joe Jonas poster album like that, never happened and it pushing all of my stuffed animals. Yeah, that's kinda, fuckedup yeah. I don't really know how about work. We don't even know no ok, so yeah, so everyone. I hope everyone have safe travels. I hope everyone, smart tonight yeah what time you're getting on a flight soon yup. I am speaking of flight. There is something that happened that Alex and I are not proud of, but it is a hack that is really going to change lives here. So listen up Alex and I were flying
to Florida, an we fake to death. So we need to get out of a late fee for changing a flight yeah we're going to music festival and basically we we were so dumb. We booked the flights when we were drunk one night and we woke up the next morning and we realized we literally booked the flight for the wrong weekend of the festival. So there was no other choice but to change this fly yeah and I mean airlines. Nowadays it is impossible to change a flight without having to pay a ridiculous amount of feet, yeah and basically the only way that you can really get out of it fee free and then you are deathly ill and you have like a doctor's, no right or if you have a death in the
so so give it to Alex. I had no clue how this was going to pan out, but we just tried it. We called in the lady said I'm so sorry for your loss. We need two pieces of information. We need the name of the individual that passed away and the funeral that they will be having the service at, and you know what Alex and I did. We looked up the local obituary and we found the name of someone who had recently died in Florida in Florida. It lined up with the flight that we need in terms of time in transit, and I just interject and say you guys see Sophie and I looked like different like collections differing. I look different. We there's no way we could be related. We both had to get out of this flight change, so we literally said we were related and that we were cousins like what the
suck dude were like yeah and we're cousins in our grand father died an we both have last names that are different and then our grand Father had different logic. But you know it's all the same. It's our grand father and we miss him dearly. Like what it was a stretch for sure, but they bought it, but we found the obituary yeah I'll bet your happens to have the funeral home of that individual a lot of the time which was unbelievable, unbelievable. So we call back give them the info. She says, I'm so sorry for your loss. Your flights have been changed, no fees whatsoever, no fees go on your way, alright, p grandpa, all you guys might be thinking yeah we're gonna get to for that. You guys might be thinking this so Fuct up without getting too depressing. I just want to say I know everyone's out there being like that so fuckedup, because I've actually had a death in my family, where I had to change my flight and fuck you and blah blah. Love you grandma
my grandma just passed away this past weekend and I god damn well rip, love that love that she was the best woman in the game. I know if she knew I needed a way to save seven hundred dollars. She like Alexandra, you better put my name there. Better put my funeral home and you better rock that chip? Ok, I like I want to call my grandma after this and be like grandma like how would you feel if you died- and I use that to get out of the way- and it's not like it- was like this big accidental death like it was his time to go. He was like ninety eight pushing one hundred yeah and it was hysterical and did we send flowers to the funeral home this guy that we've never met? We should you not afterwards within our like. Is this kind of lucked out that we did it and Sophia, and I literally sent flowers to the future and then lowkey later we were like. Is it kind of felt that we just send flowers if the family going to like who the fuck is Alex and Sophia and
This is mistresses, it was. It was the oh, my god, right 'cause, he was like a nine year old man, but it honestly was the least We could do be. I mean he saved us like one thousand seven hundred dollars in clean. So when I wrote the story is, if you guys really are endless- and we don't condone doing this just casually- because also I'm pretty sure the flights keep record if you change your name on it. So don't do this all the time, but if you are in desperate need of changing a flight. Look up the local newspaper where you're flying and granny and grandpa popped out that week, yeah, ok moving forward, so I'm going to know it was just going to bring up a topic that has nothing to fucking, do with flights and grandparents passing away
ok, three sums WU. So the other week Sophia and I talked about three sums. We talked about how there can be great for relationships, but afterwards we had a lot of people writing in asking us how the hell do my partner- and I find a third person because they expressed to us that the last thing they want to do is go for a close friend, hire a prostitute hire prostitute either we allowed to say that? No, no, not legal! No, I don't know I didn't hear from us, but just hire. We know people that have hired prostitutes and things went great but yeah. So people are asking like how the hell 'cause I, but you don't want to always just do it your best friend and if it's with your boyfriend 'cause. That can be like issues like jealousy and chips, so you sometimes want like lowkey like uh. Yes, so we talked about this and we came up with a game plan for you guys because
we're doing the lords word umpiring terribly better? Third, I think the best way is to approach someone in a party setting free flowing alcohol. Your walls are now you're feeling a little frisky looking a little early. Exactly I think, that's an I mean, let's be honest, how many hookups have you had after a night of partying student, the amount of hornyness that that girls get when they're drunk in there parties like girls, we all know you're in the God Dam bathroom and you fall in love with every girl. You start talking, it's like yeah. Only God, they'd, like your tips, are amazing. Like I love your faked, it's like. Let me feel them you pee in front of them. You pull hands down. I once had a little orgy in the bathroom yeah girl yeah become lesbians are like you're, so hot like. Let me see your head you're, like, oh, my god, like that's, just go pee in front of each other, so so, let's make out. Sometimes it gets to that level of guys are always like what the hell do. Girls do in the bathroom
you're drunk exactly that, I know can at every girls tip were all talking about what we're doing what we're wearing so it's great yeah. So I think that this is really important. I think the girl needs to become friends. Comfortable with the girl yeah on before she's gonna bring in the aspect of her boyfriend. If the girl and her boyfriend approach the third that's so intimidating, yeah, that's so aggressive yeah. I could see that being like a little too much like. I would personally be a little intimidating, but if I had a girl in the bathroom be like on God you're. So hot like, let me see your tickets, I'd like obsolete, don't yeah and then slowly as you guys start to like vibe a little bit. If that girls, like my boyfriend, like things I wanted to get my boyfriend gonna, think you're so hot and he's going to love you that's so much better than just right off the bat being like me and my boyfriend think you're so hot lips, absolutely so guys, party setting one hundred cent- and you can also kind of tell like there are certain girls
down for it at parties or down for a good time, and then there are also girls, obviously you'll be able to gauge yeah how interested they are not within. I mean just go to the bathroom with them right. So are they naked by the time you're walking out or not? Ok, so other ways we talked about. Well, we actually which is kind of random, but we talked about bumble, yeah, ok Your experience, I I mean I sound like such a loser. I don't even care when I first moved to New York. I had no friends. None of my friends really live on the east coast. Okay. So when I moved here, I was a total loner. I lived in the studio by myself and it had bumble for like a week and at first I was just going and hanging out with guys and of course all of these guys were thinking. When are we yeah? Let's hook up What is this app for, and I was treating it like? It was a find friends like I would go and hang out and be like. Oh my god call me and my bestie and like let's hang,
I can only be out your lan and then so after, like a few days of the I was like beat it, it was. It was annoying like you know, about feeling. When you know what I want to do something, then they start getting in no and yet I hate you you're Satan and I was like I can't believe I'm doing this right now, but I'm just going to do girl seeking friend, that's a girl Alex. When I tell you I had like three or four girls contact me saying you are so pretty me and my boyfriend would like to meet you bumble. I don't know happening on Bumble bee. They get a little wild so and you never met any of them. I'm going to confirm for your mother's sake, hi, but yeah. That's, I think, a perfect way also if they like have pictures with their boyfriend and they're trying to meet girls. I think I'll kind of gauge that way it's a great way to meet people yeah. Okay, also, this is like reminding me of Craig's list. I don't know in Utah there's this whole section of
Craigslist called back pages where you can like higher wish. You guys could I be looking at comparing with you, can like higher girls off of there and, of course they don't flat out, say what they're on there for it they'll be like Miss sue. You know. Let me let me come over and give you she's like I'm here for a good time, not like fun. Yeah, oh wow, so correctly, I'm pretty sure that we're going to get in trouble, but I know, are we allowed to say you're? Ok, so I'm hoping people get a three sum up there. You go. Ok, so yeah either hire a prostitute, go on crags list. I want bubble or go to a party, and that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Did you find your threesome last point? Maybe you need to just do a swinging situation, you'd like where it's like couple switches with a couple: yeah Funk threesomes go for the fourth right, because at that point I kind of think that's, maybe one of the better things also for older couples. If you're, like Mary
set just have other apples, come into the bedroom with you and then there is no jealousy because you you're all together and you're fine absolutely, but we also just wanted to talk about three sons in regard to two point. One is girls understand that if you allow your boyfriend to have a threesome with you He may absolutely look at you like you're the most savage girlfriend in town and everyone is going to like holyshit you're, so lucky your girlfriends down for that, but text Sophia, what were you saying call her? Daddy is a judgement free zone right. I just think that there is sometimes a slippery slope that comes with threesomes, because you're there hooking up with a third person, and I think sometimes that can normalize
right hooking up with a girl. For the guy I mean your boyfriend's dick is inside another girl and if you happen to just not be around one day and he's already been doing that so often with you, what makes it wrong to do it when you're making out there? I think that I think that is just something to take into account. That is a possibility. It does kind of normalize fucking someone. Other than you absolutely pretty much as we're saying, but on the flip side, I also think like that works for a lot of marriages and you're able to spice it up and get some variety and the husband will never for sure or or the woman for that matter. The older, never in the wrong she as much as you can girls, cattle you can't, okay moving on! I want to talk about a topic that I think is near and dear to a lot of men's hearts and well, let's talk about this transition from threesomes or how threesome is
guy's fantasy. Every man has thought about it, but what tops a threesome for a lot of guys, our milfs, my Oh my god, that is like guys, never shut up about mill yeah. I think, obviously I think the milter more of a folklore than the three sons, because I think I know a lot of people that have had three some, but I don't know that many people that have sucked mills- and I mean the whole LISA Ann Thing Holy God. I for every guy that I dated there number. One was LISA Ann yeah. Every time I was like who the fact is this LISA Ann girl yeah for all of you that don't know she's like the milk porn star yeah. I think she might be like the number one searched porn, because I think mill
are the number one search porn, but overall she heard her own right, my god who ISA come and teach us something what if we had her, she would never. We put. I personally didn't even think she was ok, but were women but like that, I well Alex and did our research research per per our job. We went and looked at her and I get it. She is the total melt yeah. She is hot yeah she's, not my style like we came across. Can your last yeah and we both agreed that she was way more and more Ali. I like to eat full video like this, at least for the card that we watch fifteen minutes Kendra less. We watch her three hours, special, ok, so more into this anyways, so guys this topic. I wanted to bring up because We are going to give guys a little insight into a thing I like to call milh hunting.
Milk hunting season baby strap up boys so mill. I think what is no funding? Well, I think every guy always says. Oh my god, my dream is to get a milk, but I also do you think a lot of guys. No, it's not realistic. It's hard. How the do I do it so, like I just said, I have a few friends that have had three sons. I have won the specific male friend that has to milk. One was thirty. Five one was thirty. Eight beautiful yeah and I have looked at both of their pictures. The one was so fucking hot on my other rude air is a blonde one that I was ready to so for mesmerize. She they both have faked it and they were, they were savages. They both have kids both have rings on their fingers. Okay, so I wouldn't be so. I want to take you guys through just a little bit about his experience because obviously Sophie and I have no experience with Milfz, although maybe
one day will be them, but I'm just kidding so anyways. This is how he found his mills, the first one he found at a Barnes and noble on a Saturday morning shut up, I'm not looking Barnes and Noble, Barnes and noble on a Saturday morning and the second one he found on bumble. So tell me about this Barnes and noble situation. 'cause. I don't even know what the fact is cut your mouth, How will think about it? Where people go to Barnes and noble? I know I even know they exist. I was going to say think about places. Melted, be Panera, bread, polite, these well with places like that right, Bill City, so he's at Barnes and noble, and he said that he was walking around hanging out and he saw this mills and he's the one he's the guy that I always refer to.
Fox everything and so he's a savage and he knew what he wanted, and so he starts making eye contact with her and she's reciprocating. So they're making eye contact a bunch. Then they go to the checkout line. At the same time, they go to the checkout line. He checks out. First, he walks out the door. She felt like we like whispers, like you're. My fetish fishfuck mean in my car. Ok, so then he's driving his stepdad's car that day it's a really nice car, so he parked kind of like far away in the parking lot no car round, no reason for this pitch to start following him he's making his way to his car, and he sees she's like five steps behind him and he's like no fucking way, no fucking way Is this big literally following me to my car? So finally he's a savage and he turns around and he looks at her and he smirks and he goes, you lost an he laughs and then before she has a chance to say anything, he introduces himself. They start talking. She gives him her number
the next morning they meet for coffee and bagels, and that night they fuck wow. I mean like you, you really can't make that shut up, because I wouldn't have believed it fast forward to two weeks into them. Fucking I had a boyfriend at the time. And he was always giving me tips about what to bring into the bedroom. He calls me and he's like Cooper Cooper, stop whatever the cure you're doing Cooper. I need to talk to him like what what he's like you will never guess who Milh just said. He would call her his no money, then you'll. Never guess what my milk just did. I mean that's better than his mom. Ok, so he's like you'll, never guess what I built him like well, why he starts going on to explain to me that she just did a position that she had never seen done. He had never seen done in porn. He had never had done to him and he was like this is the hottest fucking position. That's ever happened to me. I just about fuckin' came all over her had to keep it together. He pulled some move that I needed so badly to know what it was. He sent me a pic for Andrew it on a piece of paper and was like Cooper perform
this on your magnetic. Stick figures technically just show me the picture not looking around. I will show you later. Maybe we can throw it up and call her daddy. I would die so anyway, so this girl, he said, was the best buck of his life. Literally, he explained it as like an animal Istic Fox. This woman was insane. I get that because I feel like older women are so comfortable with their bodies, so they've been around, but they know what they want. They're, not scared to be like Bich. Do this this there's an art, I'm gonna, get of absolutely an. I think like what I aspired. That's goals right there, so that was one of his best stories and he fucked with her for about like. I would say almost four months and yeah and he was like he dropped. All his in age. Batches stayed with the milk for as long as she's talking to the next story, I'll just quickly tell you guys, which is probably the most realistic for all of you, if you're trying to seek
if you're hunting for mail. If you are hunting for mills the cities and then he found her on bumble. So for two weeks he thought his preferences to like thirty five to forty two and it took him awhile. Finally, he found this milk and he said it was the sketch yes way that he was with the small. So she said do not text me and he was like okay, what the. Finally, she called him. I had a place to meet up with him and then he texted her once I think like wait. What's the address hold him again. It was like never fucking text me and he's like. Oh my god, ok, he said they met up one night Fuct. It was the best sex of his life and then literally the next morning. He called her went right to voicemail. She not his number and she unmatched with him on bumble and he never heard from again. She does. You literally used him used him. I kind of love that right, I thinking great about to like sucking salvage. This is such an interesting topic to me because
never have I ever saw here and been like. Oh my god, like it's Dilf hunting season. Let's go get some data bucket dill tonight. No, I I don't understand it like yeah. It really is it just that they're older or is it that they have kids? I don't really think about us, like the other day and on the subway yeah. I was like staring at this guy. He was a hot as and I was obviously older. I was I think he was reading a book and I couldn't see if you had a ring on I'm like bending underneath the sea is a ring on, but I do. Care really. If yeah has kids are not, I think it's just a hotter older white women will just say, like all my God, like I'm into older guys, because there's like older women, I'm sure older guys know hot, have had more experience to know how to better right, but I'm not like, but he needs to have little kids now like does the does the fact that the woman has kids me get even hotter. I think that's what my friend said he said was so hot. He was like she would text me and be like hey. I just put the kids to bed, you can come over now and he was like fun.
Her knowing that it's so fuckedup her, knowing that, like kids were in the house is like the hottest. I could totally see that crazy like how to keep it down this girls being sometimes like more of a slug. Their kids are in the other room right, so I don't know. I guess I would love to hear of girls have ever like fucked around with Edilson, hopefully they're divorced, but but yeah I don't know I just it's the craziest thing and not now maybe we'll start deal hunting this season. Yeah it'll. Do it ok, Alex moving on from Dilshan Mills, galore love. A lot of girls have been writing in how to get a guy to ask. What are we? Ok? That's such a typical question. We've all been there, your fucking around with a guy. You been doing it for months, you guys are getting really close or hang out all the time and you're wondering what the hell are we in like. Where is this going yeah for sure? I think every girl,
is writing in asking. Don't worry, ladies, were here yeah and- and I think the key thing is that the girls don't want to be the one to ask, of course, and I think in absolute call her daddy fashion, my advice is: be sketchy, be fuckin', shading right, that's exactly how I do it. I know the way I basically got a boyfriend one of my first boyfriends. I wanted to know what the fuck we were doing. I my pride is too fucking big that I'm like I'm not going to fucking ask he needs to ask. So what I started doing is an please do this sparingly, because some girls throw this shoot out way too much. But you tell him you can't hang out that night. Ok, you guys are in a consistent groove and you can't hang out that night and you were like. Oh no sorry, I'm just going out, don't give a lot of details next thing. He knows you post some like
conspicuous little snot truck story and there happens to be a guy's arm in there, and I know my guy friend little he said Cooper. It breaks guys hearts when we see the girl that worked talking, but we haven't wife job and we're not locking down her posting a story. I'd like knowing she's with another guy yeah. I perfect example that okay, Alex you're saying like be shady, be sketchy, but it's not really be sheer, be sketchy at Oct single, because you fucking ACT according ACT accordingly, Ac Single, because this guy has not put a label on anything he's not saying you're serious, so act that way, absolutely don't don't give him the benefits of being a girlfriend. When you're not his girlfriend yeah, you don't own this Percy until you actually have in writing that you own it. So actually, I also think ok, fine dropping little hints yeah, it's all about subtle, but get the point across absolutely. I totally agree. I think that's what you should do in the beginning, yeah,
the bot yeah, I think, if you've been doing that for awhile and you've, been living, the crazy single real life for awhile and it's not affecting him and it's not getting to him and he's not freaking out asking you what's going on. I think that's kind of a clear sign that he doesn't want anything yeah. I think that's a clear sign because guys, usually when they know they know, and they let you know it's true you know times have you know you know, and then you know when you know when you know- and you know this so I think at that point. This guy is not making it clear what he wants. Yeah. I think what is the Harmen packing asking him Oh also, I just thought of a quickly another way to get him concerned as if your fucking consistently and you're doing the whole like cuddle and sleep over thing
get the fuck outta bed one night and like high five and be like yeah, I'm going home and I'm going out and they're like wait. What you like thanks for the thought, pacer like Good Day, Sir Good Day, Sir Good Day and SSE peace out, you know that definitely conflict with the guy 'cause guys want to be that guy. I don't want the girl doing that. But what I was going to say is, I think, at a certain point. It gets to where you're like ok fuck it I'm just going to us and what do you have to lose at that point? You know if he says he wants nothing. You either decide if you want to just keep fucking him 'cause. If the dick is good you're going to stay in. Or if you're catching feelings, and you don't want to stay, then get it back out and go find another truck buddy exactly. I totally agree another way to make people think that you're being shady that we've talked about, oh is sending that Aaron text
there talk about because, first of all, an errant text is a text you send pre tending that that text was was to go to someone else. Did I mean fat all? I know exactly yes, okay, so, like my my forte know. You know it's actually, not my forte, so this guy, I was talking to once the poor guy was so not in the game like he did not know how to play the game that sometimes he played the game and didn't even know he was playing the game. He wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed. So I wake up one morning and I have a text from him and it's literally hey babe, and then he follows it up with hi gorgeous hi and I'm like all my god. He literally meant to send me hi Dave and then some other broad hi gorgeous and I'm like hello, hi, a good one and I'm like the poor guy, and you know what all I took from not was. I love learn from that and I used it myself. Oh, I wasn't even upset I'm like Jeannie.
That's how I know in fact out I'm like yeah, unbelievable, pure creative. He didn't even know even never even called him out, but I was like thank you because to a guy once and he was like what the fuck and I played it off, but then hangs up my asshole for the next two weeks to be completely transparent. I think it's, the dumbest thing you can do when people do that to me. I can see right fucking through I'm like no one accidentally sends text anymore, maybe every once in a blue moon in a few and far between do not to call out 'cause Daddy gang. We support you always, but I just want to give some feedback. I saw someone wrote in and was like. Oh my god, like I thought with him and told him that I accidentally in quotes accidentally. Accidentally texted him and said right. I need to wash my sheets from last night. That is a tool It's cranes were no it's too obvious way too obvious. If a guy it takes to beat out the next day, I would be so done, or they might be. I would be like. I don't even care
in fact, I'm upset that I would rather, you had cheated on me in fact, then sent me something so stupid right. I know I have the I'm not procreating with an idiot I'll procreate with the cheater. Maybe not. If I can salvage still be a little boy, you guys have to be yeah. You have to get creative with it and know your moments guys shoot your shot. When it's right, we always say that don't over, do it don't over post his, arm in your story. Don't over text him! Absolutely! Alright! Let's get into questions so first question: I wanted to know your thoughts on piercings on guys, specifically nipple piercings. I've had one of my nipples pierced for like ten years. Should I take it out or not. I have mixed reviews from females about it, so I figured I would go to the pros. Haha keep doing your thing contents. That's that's ten years too long, I was going to say thank you for the compliment. However, I'm going to have to tell you to rip that thing out of your fucking nipple right now. No I don't want a guy to rip off his shirt and have nipple piercings. No, I mean
then it may just be me and Sophia, but I personally think that's fine as a certain type of guy that can pull it off. What type of guys who I guess, Lenny Kravitz, could maybe help one. Maybe I would like let it slide you would let it slide for Lenny yeah. I would I would but he's only one yeah. I just think that's not fucking hot and a lot of girls have asked us about nipple piercings. What do you think about nipple piercings for girls? I mean, I know, guys, think it's so hot. I think I I personally could never do it, but he just touched my tail. I'm not going to try right now. It's I personally, don't think I could do it because, I'm so afraid of needles, but I I mean, I think it's hot when girls, how the I think it's, I think, it's a little over the top when girls are constantly now on Instagram posting with no bra trying so hard to let everyone know they have their nipples pierced like make it yeah they're wearing like this super shadow white cotton top.
I leave a little bit to the imagination and really when girls do, that without a piercing and they're going out of their way to lake show, I have a picture full fuckin' nips out on my instagram, so shut that down right now, Sophia, so you think it's hot! No, I don't. I think overboard. Oh absolutely, if it's like every day, but if you throw up one every year, it's fine next. Oh, oh everybody strap on for this one, because I think everyone can relate to this for girls at least possibly happening, but I don't know a lot of people tap into zero. This girl said the worst thing of my life happened to me. My boyfriend and I were at a bar, slash restaurant, that we frequent I had to pee. So he told me to take my phone and show him how wet I am. We are like rabbits. We were talking dirty at the table. I record myself on Snapchat because that's where I used
take all my pictures, videos and I just save them. I posted on my story me fingering myself, in the bathroom at a restaurant. What the fuck Oh, my god, sweating, I'm sweating, I'm cringey embassy that to see is the worst possible scenario of ever heard in my entire life. Ever I speech is the amount of times. Listen, I don't yeah, I don't even know what it is. Snapchat camera is just better than your regular camera yeah. I always take my pictures in there. You always save them and then can you and I'm always paranoid about That exact same same so, I'm always like obsessive like OCD about it. I genuinely can not even feel for you, because I can't even imagine what would happen to be in that very moment. Like Peru, see you out for handling it like a champ in writing in and sharing with us they, I will, you know what is it hop in there's no point crying over spilled milk nope, just
and I'm sure you look great, I'm sure you look great, I'm sure as well. Ok tell people they're, lucky yeah. Next, I've been hooking up with a guy for a while he's normally pretty good in bed. However, recently he's been super, meaning me like telling me to suck his dick every five seconds and I'm not really feel pleasure reciprocated. What do you do in this situation? Oh daddy's little! Ok, I think the best thing to do in that situation is to just start making comments about how this sex isn't that good? wait hold on how. How would you just casually drop that I would just say just every single time he wants to go hook up just kind of be like I'm not in the mood like. I just don't really feel like doing it and then, when he asks you just say, I don't know it's just not really how it used to be here. I feel like there's something missing like I want to get back to how it was and funk with his head and then in his mind he like wait. What the fuck Ann Randall probably try to. Please you or you can.
Classic like little little comments like something about like, oh I'm sure, yeah, you will you get your dick sucked all the time. I don't really get mine, even just like in the moment, if you're, drunk or something and he'll be like oh wait, I think go right at it or yeah you're way, Sophie's kind of like my way, 'cause like why. Why not bruise his ego a little? I know you're, not everything you go. Do you go you're right? I mean all right follows the fee on this one. Next, how bad is it send news to a guy with a girlfriend like he's really hot and asking, and I'm desperate, okay, wait this I'm not getting it are. They is Hugh issue like. Are they now, just literally just sending him nude, so she's just sending needs to a guy with a girlfriend for what reason attention dot dot? Is that doesn't
well, that is low self esteem, yeah insecurity, one one and one we love our daddy game, but we also got to be harsh when it's when it's necessary. This is it. This is a perfect example like so you're, not fucking him. So so what are you you literally just are enjoying getting attention from a guy that telling you look hot when you send him nudes? There are so many guys out there that are single, that you can be doing that too. There's so many guys on the horn internet that you can be snapchatting. Your fuckin' tips in your v2 there's no reason that you need to constantly be sending nudes to a guy with a girlfriend. I don't know if that's your fetish or what, but if I were you I think yeah that does come off as desperate and he's literally using you for Vulcan, you yeah. If you need that kind of attention like thrilled that shut up reddit attention for days, so yeah. I think I would bar stools website and you will get attention like you've, never even going to shut the puck up. Ok, next one, this girl
I did me out to go for drinks and things were going really well, so we went back to her apartment and started talking. I started to tell her how I've been listening to this podcast and she seemed intrigued. So we listen to the Glock like episode within five minutes into the episode she starts, ripping off my pants and a person needed to give me the best head of my life. Thank you Alex and Sophia FY. I'm writing this from her bathroom the next morning. We got it That is, that is amazing. Dude I swear to when you ask right in, and girls are like, I just gave the Glucklich this morning and it changes bucking life or This should have you guys telling us basically your flocking to our podcasts, it's working. I love this daddy that in the bathroom. I love you daddy. That's my love that I'm so happy that, because of our podcasts, you are able to receive the Gluck luck, happy hunting. Out there for all of you? Looking for the Glucklich, because my God, this podcast, is giving a lot of kids that good,
hello right right so also, if you guys haven't heard the Glock look up so that so three, but that is it for today guys. I hope you enjoyed this episode. I hope all of you were getting ready to go. Mills hunting, yeah! I hope you guys are getting ready for Thanksgiving, yes and again, be safe. Tonight, have fun and, most importantly, get laid by guys.
Transcript generated on 2019-10-24.