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19 - Men, Talk Nasty to Us

2019-01-23 | 🔗

The girls give an update on their apartment and it includes a break in. They also address drunk snaps, thirst traps, and that promoter life. Finally they get into dirty talk for men, a man's O face, and Alex introduces a new sex technique...cue the 'chopsticks move'. 

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all the way down to your ankles and I'm like I know, that's not fucking cute, but I low key, won't wait so walking sleeping bag. Yes, it is, and it just I didn't, want one so we're freezing in New York I notice the other day said to Sophia DOT. There were a lot of people that were writing into us being, like, oh, my god, guys like Are you high because of your neighbors present or past episodes? We always got high for free from our neighbors blazing up outside and not the case anymore, guys, it's winter, no there's actually something much much much more intense. That happens in our apartment, that we want to tell you about 'cause, you guys are always intrigued by. If I can trash that we live in a ratchet ass apartment, guys the heater heater, okay, it was so bad that Alex had a highlight, reel cool, titled Peter WAR Wars, because the heater in our apartment is so insane guys we moved in in the first time. I actually started to hear this
terrifying! It literally sounds like Darth Vader, coming out of hell guys I was documenting, every night, I'm like crying my bad, like there's someone coming into the apartment, because it's out of there, I don't like someone grab the crowbar and I entered into our apartment, is trying to just like they're, like hitting the walls like a murder. Us there is a guy that was staying over and we were dead asleep and he like shot up from the bed and it's like someone's breaking and entering Sophia like, oh, my god. I was like no, no, no, let's just the heater and he's like what are you talking about like how long it is so loud that He has three sound machines, people It's so funny. It sounds like she's sleeping in a wind tunnel. Guys. If anyone wanted to wake me up in my room, you couldn't 'cause, I have an actual salad or, like I pounded on your door, trying to make you up before. I'm, like God, forbid, there's ever a fire.
Home girl dead. I have like five sound machines and whatever, but let's talk about what happened the other weekend, the moose, the moose how do we make this like? I wish we could insert like scheme you. This is going to be a not funny segment of the podcast. I know Please keep it like. This is fucking terrifying yeah. Our roommate has a moves like a stuffed animal moose. I just realized when you said our roommate husband moose, do you remember when she was texting us will get get into in the story, but when she texting us, my moose is missing. Where like your moose knuckle puck. Are you talking out your mood for like she wants to go on hot body? Eli Lilly she smoking high, so yeah Lauren has a moose in her room and One night we're all a like we're going to sleep. It's like midnight and Lauren text. The group chat and she's, like guys, my moose that has been missing. I just found it and
on the fires. Here we were both like learn. What are you talking about, like you found your missing moves like what the Fox finally Sophia she's like? No guys, I'm like really upset and freaked out. You need to come out here, and so, if you had are like ok wait what the fox, so we get up and we going aren't going to Laurens Room and she like peels back the curtain from her window and all the sudden out on the fire escape her mousses is like strategically placed. On the ledge, like just stand there, it's staring literally Iraq, Lee and her window, her Mousa staring at her from the fires right, like dot means just so we like I'll be on the same page. That means that, someone had gotten on the fire escape crawled into her room from the window, walked across her room, grab the mills and took it outside and placed it on the ledge just
Fuck with us like it was nothing. I don't know me too, because first of all, nothing was missing like Lawrence shift like she had cash in there. She had laptops like she had a lot of sit in that room, nothing. Is missing literally just wanted to talk with us, it was the previous thing guys were going to release the picture on call her daddy, 'cause we're not talking making this up Lauren, I felt worse for because it's her room, it's really scary. So moral stories, were moving soon yeah exactly blessed out of the apartment I have something I want to tell all of our female daddy's in every man. Listening will be happy that I'm bringing this one up. Putting Dick back in your talking. This is like ok, guys, girl so many times the man is the. Grasser he's one initiating sex he's going for it. There is
nothing hotter than if his ship comes out during sorry, his dick I'm not saying shit if his dick comes out MID Phuc. If a girl, it takes the initiative and grab that thing and puts it back in so hot. Guys, will fucking love you, God, because the thing is it's like I think a lot of girls don't know what to do in those situations if you shove it back in and you're like that shows a guy. I want this. I need this. You were fucking me so good that that is like. I need it. Give me more right, I think sometimes girls get like awkward and they're like oh, my god. This is awkward. It fell out. Yeah, it does not equal. You can turn it in same thing with the queen. You can turn this ship that is usually awkward into something fucking hot. Absolutely to say it again if you quit, if you're going to say: oh my god, like
are you happy so wet or that's how I know you're me right right, like keep going yes, they're saying you are going to be like. I need you back inside me yeah. I like that guy we got girls. I don't think you can understand it enough like to a guy it's like hold. She's fear for my death, guys are always initiate and I always got to put it back in and they're always like yeah this on a girls and daddy's. I want every daddy the next time that thing comes out. You are shoving it back in rare old, my god, I can hear the word. I also this it like I'm reminding me when you're about to have sex and he's about to put it in like a these kind. Going. I know. Sometimes girls, just like lay I am like. Let him like put you fingers on there and spread your lips yeah. I think it's hot yeah. I think it's you know, you little initiative for sure. I also think sometimes, like girls get all awkward when there
laying there, and if it's not going in or if it's not loud enough for something. First, all girls, like your fingers and I put it down there and get it wet or and also help him out. Like I don't understand, it's a t, teamwork make or what is it. Teamwork makes the dream work boom yeah, so girls, get a little initiative because guys will suck in love that and be like holyshit she's and that's amazing. That's showing you want it to daddy's daddy's died, no daddy. There are so many social media, do's and don'ts, and we I mean I love you to death and Alex and I've been there, but we just want to all get on the same page, and there are some things I need to go. Queen of everything that we're about yeah. So Let's just get right into it. First thing is: first, is girls need to stop avoiding thirst trap? Okay, when I data, I'm saying that embrace it If you're posting a shot, it shot, a bikini shot, fucking rocket I don't want to see girls hosting the puck. Gandhi quote when I'm like, do not do
he didn't like that. Do not disrespect to my daddy's. Girls are half naked, an are putting some like do. Philosophical quote, knock it off emoji in your yeah, that's exactly girls! I thirst is a thirst trap and we got it embrace it poet in twenty nineteen and donut shift. Ok guys! I probably did this ten times worse than anybody on the ground, the fucking drunk party, pics or parties. No, I would die to be able to see half of this. Actually, no, I wouldn't want to see this said that I posted at college, but you absolutely can have like some pictures of you drinking alcohol here in there, like you party. What right it's when every single picture is you with like a shot and like a beer in one hand, and, like you, look fucking trash at your vaginas hanging out and you're like about last night right like no.
You're we've is like hanging on by a thread, people think you're baking cookies last night and you're a good wholesome bich like because it ends up looking trashy and to a guy as much as you think I was like. Oh, she must be cool as bug guys, don't really want to fuck around. The girl die getting fuckedup. I I always leave the girl that gets backed up every night. Just don't show anyone about it. Those are just picks, though the snaps snap. Your stories, let me tell you, ladies Less is more absolutely if you were trying to make a guy or girl jealous it. You not, going to accomplish that by basically letting them see your entire night unfold on Snapchat. You need to be fucking sketchy as shit. You post, a pre with like at the pregame with your girls, are out, again with your boys, and then you never they know you're going out, they have no idea where you are etc. I live. I used that post something sketchy.
Like post yourself in an alleyway in the dark. I couldn't find him make him really wonder what the fuck you're up to the drug snaps, just in general, when people go to a concert. My friend was: my friend was in Vegas and Drake was performing an when I say that I heard I heard every song the whole take care album and you heard it so yeah. You know I can just I can pull him up on Spotify. I don't need to hear this should be like. I don't need to fill the whole you you Sophia, you were basically in Vegas at the concert which city is controversy, exactly 'cause, it's the shitiest quality yeah, so people, I texted my brother. I think it was like a few months ago and he went to a concert. He was doing that I texted my said: knock it off knock it off? bottle service. We're going down the line right now, I'm like in pain guys.
Oh I was such a bottle rattle. Well, this second like the bottle, one thousand nine hundred and forty two, the second bottle of Don showed up. I was acting like a sauce to go on my story. It's so embarrassing. No every fucking girl is Snapchat. The bottle service that was not even paid for its from a promoter. It's either. Motor or it's in old Assmann who they needed hot girls at his table. The stories you didn't pay for it, it's like what are you bragging about right? How do I mean? I don't want to sit on them? 'cause. We have some friends, but let's just so funny because never have I met a promoter who is said, he's a promoter unless it's like a group of like seventeen year old girl he's about to get into the club but like in the daytime he's not a promoted. Oh he's, like you know, I've got this like business and it's like
also do realestate and I'm also like I've got some properties. It's like you, get your a promoter, promoter or drug dealer, and I hope it's the latter and that's just what it is. Though it's true, the guy that I actually just went to visit. I brought this up to him and he was like when I get a bottle. I literally tell them do not dare come to my table with the sparklers and chip. I just want the fucking bottle that I'm paying tone to the presentation right right discreetly, pass me the bottle, that's so hot, so hot so hot when you fucking act like you've been there before Alex. You said this. The other day in that phrase has stuck with me: It's like you've been there before daddy's, I say all the fucking time. This is our new motto. Act like you've been there before whenever you're thinking about posting, something, for example, oh. Talk about. Listen, it's ok, two to occasionally post a flex, but
and I see you taking a picture of. I don't know your new nails, an it's in front of your mercedez, that you know what is probably a five month lease and you're in the fourth month and you're about to have to get rid of it or it's. Your fucking neighbors are like hey. Can Steven? Can I take a pic in your car guys the taxes are yeah or it girls that are like, I love my Masha and there is a perfectly play. Chanel bag yeah. It is own it you had talked about when you see people and their front row and they're trying so hard to show your front row, so they like pan their phone there lego courtside and they like show their feet on the floor and then like pan the phone up exactly also guys. How many times is this stuff? Just like you said with the Mercedes: it's not even something he purchased
and the gift that your sugar daddy got you, oh my god, stuck in sugar daddies. I need to tell the daddies what my friend told me. My friend has been dating a guy for a couple months now and I would say he is a septuagenarian. Man thinks he thinks he is in his seventies are I'll hello. This she's she's under twenty season is seven loves out for her. It has a prune deck. His eyes is all wrinkled they've been dating for while true love, but the amount of that this guy buys her is insane like she will send me pictures of it. New Chanel bags, like err mad, like anything and I like getting low key. Just
I still want to fuckign sugar, I was gonna, say something it's possible to. Where are sugar daddies, I yeah so he's in buying her all this shit, an like sending me pictures and the other day she's like so. If you have no fucking clue what I just found out, he gave her a birkin ok same. She was just she like took it out shopping whatever an she notice. Like it started to easilly rip on the inside, which, if I can Birkin, does not easily rip on the inside, so she was like what the hell she took it to the store. She took it to the store and the Fuckin' sales clerk was like. This is the fakest bag. I have ever seen in my entire life. Oh Watt, obviously, shouldn't say that intense with the lady was like I'm sorry, it's fake, I'm sorry, man! This is a fake bag. My friend goes home she's like looking through. All of her shake is this guy has gone her like jewelry and, like all of
she's, pretty sure. If fucking fake shut, looking at fucking, a wrinkly small Weiner hole that he can barely get it up I should she's been forsake. Having like Viagra parties with this old ass like like it's all all fucking face, any girls listening on call her daddy. They have a sugar daddy, you better, be making sure god damn well the dot to his real you're. Not for thank you now baby, none and we are looking for real Chanel and her kids, so when he dies we can go and trade it in and get cash without. It look like when I touch it. What does your so brilliantly? I know I need a sugar daddy. First, though we call increase Dme, so they probably don't even scrims Bach. Ok, that's crazy! That's fucking! I rattled! I know ok, so here we go
it's like every episode, where name dropping and I'm waiting for someone to bomb us and be like your fucking done, but I'm going to do it 'cause. I We have said already a live. A couple were back at it again once again. What pisses me the off about her is the delusion hi Olivia. Has her assistance take videos of her where she appears to be completely unaware that they are filming her and then they go, and they are posting these videos on her story with captions that make it seem like again. She has absolutely no idea that they had her phone and they are posting these videos on Instagram, like I So really really. The truth is that Olivia is posting. These video and then she's, trying to play it off like she had no cryo like they take videos over, while she's sleeping and they're like a livias tired from her
and it's on her. Can you imagine if I put on my fucking story like FIA is just so tired and sleepy time can you imagine like- and there was just a video of you sleeping on your bed and it's like Sophia. You live surely no idea! No one has your password imagining you like filling out the gym and be like Sophia is getting after it today and putting it on my own. But it's like the third person thing and I'm like Olivia. Everyone fucking knows that no one has the password to your fucking phone. An nobody is throwing up a story without your consent based You are typing that caption saying sleepy time for like if ya your story can only be in first person yeah. Alright, knock it all. Third person story knock, not get the factors Lee anytime. You try to have a candid, any your own story, no
acting like someone stole it stole her new. Her password was able to recall when she wasn't expecting and what they will throw it up on her story. Without her seeing eye she happens to look like a god. Damn beauty who do. I remember one was in Vegas and she was like a like a little far away from the camera and she was like party and she was doing something with the champagne glass and her assistant, whoever the fuck is taking these videos zoomed in on her and was like oh my gosh like this. Girl knows how to have so much fun. I'd like a live yeah. You ran across the pool, took the phone look today and you wait wait till one more time and then she'd have to be like a Livia knows how to have fun a live yeah stop by and I don't want people to feel like we talk show on her. I like to talk to. Others were a Livia. We'd I want you to be a salvage yard.
You're, so hot so hot that it says. I want you to treat Danny Mendola like shift right now, and I want you to be shady and I want you to fucking shave your vagina and make him think you're cheating like we want you to get bucking crazy, but I don't want you to put these stories. I want you to post a story that is like I am a bad acid jazz, so fucking hot Olivia own it and be holding the champagne and be like I'm about to get fucked tonight. Well, no, actually, don't say that, but like own, it. The thing we have the issue with her is but, like I just had the delusion You know you are being filmed a live yeah. Well, I mean you're, not asleep their eyes. You're awake handed her her your phone and you unlocked, and you said, okay, do it like this single? Her stories are pretty rough. They are so guys Zoella Zoella. This is the way in company, and I know what you guys are thinking Sofia you're, never getting married. I know this through. I know that there are a lot of people that listen to this that are going to possibly get married or are engaged, etc. You're not
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baby. You like that one and he's just like. Good combo in there too, where like you're doing it and you have no idea right now. You would think if they're, even into it, they're disgusted there asleep in their way just going to pound town, and you ask him questions, and there are times that my ex would literally just be like I'm like okay, so I guess I'll just go fuck myself alone, it's like you're having sex by yourself. So it's getting guys to speak up in bed so huge, because this is the thing it's hard. For guys to talk during sex and girls. Girls can be like, oh, my god, like you're, making my pussy so wet. Meanwhile, guys like hi same my dick is from your pussy. Like you, don't I mean it's harder for them, so I think my first go to line I want to give to guys is literally just saying the word fuck I know it's short and simple, but just that can make a girl know you're turning your turned on you're enjoying yourself. I know it's such
surely you don't mean when I hear a guy, even if it's under his breath say the word fuck while we're having sex or like when he just puts it in yeah. It is the biggest turn on yeah. I don't know how to describe it, but when I hear a guy say the word fuck it just there's something to me. So when your bucket, but if it does something to me, it will probably do something to her. Alright, this is huge, and this isn't even dirty. Ok, a guy telling a girl that she is hot, well, he is fucking her and I know it sounds know that so underrated, you guys don't understand, girls get in their heads so much and if they hear you give them one compliment. Just say you! so hot right now and then the girl feels hot,
and then she feels super comfortable to go and then she's gonna act she's going to throw it back in your face and squirt on your face and put it on your face. If you're into that, you know what I mean, I know absolutely. I was going to say, like I think, like the whole, like fuc, baby you're, so hot girl is going to like leave He said in the past. If you reinforce her with some positive reinforcement, she's going to get a nasty which is going to slap your cock all over her face and put it in there and but around and scored on you like that's just the goal right. If a guy is telling me that I looked at were fucking, I want to ride his dick that much harder film, oh god, you Stahl. I think another one is like just saying like the whole you're so you're so wet like oh, my God, babe you're, so wet like a girls like buck. You- because your fucking me right and then just mutual thing. What do you feel how do you feel the the school nearby your slide before? We see the flat telling a girl how tight
I think I got an award. I like that. That's you huge when you feel so tired, like your poses like be my car o master poet, he didn't know you do it surprise, oh, ok! No! I like that one, a lot yeah guys compliment how wet she is complemented outside. She is going back to the whole slot thing. How do you feel if a guy on like your first Bach, was like you're, a fucking slut, I'm not even gonna, lie to you. I think that if he just straight up called me a slut while we were talking for the first time, I'd be like alright, in a pack, my bags neighbors out, I got I got, I don't know, I think, listen guys. It's a weird thing, but it's like it's got to be on our terms. Yeah, I to call myself a slide. Not you you can say hey call me a slide exactly, all you want, but I don't. I don't know where it's at least in the blood yeah yeah. Once you have the. Oh yeah they're comfortable the fuckin' free yeah
wake me in the face with your deck and company. That's why we know we even guys can start saying stuff- and I know with the whole Metoo movement, etc, guys like a little bit scared, but once you're comfortable the girl, oh yeah, once Did you? Okay? You called a girl a and, like all gonna, you hard, some x rated guys yeah. So now that we've, given you the basics, wed the tie, everything, let's give them some more x rated content. I think this is more if you're into kinky sex- and you have like this at this address- that situation yeah because listen, I'm one of those girls like I think it's so hot when a guy's like a little bit of Don Don yeah Don and we're dummies, dominant yeah, no worries and- and if you take charge any like kind of taken,
hold me back yeah. I think that's hot. I think it's hard to so I think the. What do you think? It's like a good one, that's like really all there give them something that they're going to be really on the panties yeah I for guys something really really raunchy they can say, is like you're just a hole. You are just a whole. For me to fuck you're, just a whole, big, brilliant. Strap, really beautiful poet that is under game today, There's a whole for me to fuck yeah Are you know it's really effect up in twisted that I've heard that some men do is either into that whole role. Play thing saying you can't even make me come to the girls see. I love that, because
I'm I'm like. Oh my god. Yes, no, that guys, if you say you can't even make me come, but personally obviously like it's got to be this right girl, but a lot of girls would take that as a orange oh, you think I can't God, if you're the girl, you look up at him in your like I'm just going to be a big. Slut that's all we talked about it last episode you pull out and you suck his dick. I go. Right, Adam with the Cooper Special flip of overlap.
Finger in the booty hole. Oh, we gotta talk about that. Do you have to send a talk about that? But and then I think, obviously, if you are comfortable with a girl just saying you're, like you're hor, like you're, my slot like having a slot for me, I love the possessive twist on it. I think that can be really I really like that too, and then I think also just asking questions guys you just saying like do you like that, like are you going to take all of me like tell me, oh, I think the tell me it's mine can be hot if your fucking affecting her hi and you're, like holding her hair back. You kinda like pull her hair and make her like Turner. Had looked back at you and he's like tell me it's mine and she's getting from behind she saw it was yours what you said before that like can you take all of me, I like take all of me at like. Do you like that are going to take all of me and she's like yeah. I want you inside me, I like boom and then just squat down.
Did you get your squats and girls guys? This is just shape that you say with words or phrases you can use unless you're, just using the singular word fuc, which is always amazing, yeah. If you don't want to, if you're feeling a little hesitant. That's fine yeah, that's totally fine, but I want to hear something come out of your mouth. Please, Mon grunt! I don't care what it is. It is not fun when you are having sex with a guy, and you have no idea if he's and young- and you can't hear anything coming out as well. You is not fun to Fuch. I'd rather be with my vibrator in my lube and having great talking time on my own. It really turns me on an it. Gives me motivation. Yes, when I hear a guy kind of moaning grunting- and I can tell it it feels amazing- doesn't it turn you on so much with that with the whole moaning saying and I want to talk about Paris for a second, the infamous Paris trip
everyone wanted to know what happened if you guys did not, the blog where I had a guy and he was hot as shit, but Sexually went wrong when you came home from Paris and he told me this story, I couldn't breathe for the next four hours 'cause. It was uh funniest realist. Should I heard this is what we want to call Paris boy equals the seizure face this sir, the male sexual seizure. When I said that I want to hear you moaning or grunting, I do, but I don't want to hear you or watch you Caesarea literally. Let me break it down for curls. I went to give this guy a pre blow job, and I, casual. I know so, I'm just going to you know going to do my thing and
and I went to start by end. You know this may be part of the Cooper special. I went to literally just take my tongue and flirt around with the tip of his p, Nis literally his wiener hole flirting flirting. It's a little leakage. Little circular motion will up and down in and out of the wiener hole. An like me, I'm like ok, I'm like yawning, I'm like here we go and he the minute I put my fucking tongue on this man's wiener hole? All of a sudden, I lose him. He goes over to a different dimension, and I see this man literally. His left leg starts in like shaking like a
sucking dog when you're like scratching them- and you don't have the dog looks like his his ideas. One leg like voluntarily is just like shaky and then all of a sudden, I see his eyes roll the back of his head. His left leg is shaking and he's like. Oh my god, if a girl's eyes roll into the back of her head against my hot guys, I never wanted to touch it for dude. I wanted I wanted to stop and look up at him and be like I did at your it's not even wet dude. I haven't even like the whole Fuckin' Shallot act like you've been there before. Thank you. Men act like you've. Been there before act like your dick has been in a vagina. Thank your. We are all been in the mouth for the got Alex good? In literally you look like you need it like yeah right on through an exorcism. I can't breathe right now, because I know exactly what you're talking about you are hooking up and all of that in the quivering. Yes, there
twitching it. It is involuntary. You have their usually like it's either right when stick it in or right when you giving them head out and it is I'm like if somebody get a fucking, priest in here. We need an exorcism. We need some holy water, the Bible, let's go back to me it is terrifying girls. I feel like every girl, has had that guy. That they're, like oh his sex faces, is rough and listen. I I want to make sure every guys are we're not shiting on you, but listen. I understand that some things insects are involuntary with that said, you should be able to fucking control a little bit of yourself like most Isn't life balance because we want to hear you, but we don't want to feel like you're about to have like they're, not on earth anymore. You're got a combustion, I am. If I can explode, Some guys, please watch out for the seizure face, be careful and just keep it together.
I don't like and you're like, You want to take my tongue off, you go to the and I'm like. I'm done goodbye Ferris me like this, what the fuck using my skills, one else that really does not so oh, my god, I'm like he did. I mix wedding all I'm plucking riled, so yeah that was fuckign Paris boy, sucking sick, joke I want to try to talk about this sex thing that I do, but I I, I'm going to really try to paint a picture. 'cause I was having a hard. Ok Sophia was saying, is staying at a hotel. That's because her mom was in town an. I was trying to explain it to her last night like wait, like. I think I may want to bring this up on the podcasts. I could explain it. So I put my phone down mid to face time that I read my legs, I'm like alright, so this is how it goes, and so, if you're within public and not like a library area and she's like everyone's watching south, I was yeah. I was
erotic, king. Is that, and I was based- I mean you and also you took the phone is down your pants like and I'm like anything I'm having the time so yeah girls. This is just little added thing that I think is really great to incorporate when you're putting the dick back in the v so I want everyone to envision. I'm going to say this is for like missionary style, so 'cause, that's like a boring as position, so we can spice it up. I love missionary me too, I really want you know, I'm kidding, I like it too. It's fine! It's fine, but you said it's boring. I don't think it can be boring if it can be boring if you're boring in bed. I think you can totally spice it up. We could We could talk about missionary and how to make it which so we can comment saying I was a dead fish and you can go fuck of 'cause this fish knows how to fuck. I also look like one apparently, so I want you guys to every girl and isn't your on your back you're about to do missionary. So,
very good. I, like the feeling of going into a vagina, is just like the best feeling in the world. You know so and especially when you're super tight, everyone get your key goals in it's great for guy yeah, this something I do occasionally just to like give him the extra sensation that, like he like of tightness, almost okay. So what I do is I take my ring finger. No, I take and that my pointer finger in my middle finger and I spread them like a v kind. Ok, then I point them like a peace sign. Ok, so then you're going to point them in the downward direction, so everyone be putting your fingers down. Ok, then you're going to basically be putting them like on top of his dick
so it's like a little stick figure. On top of this dick you're, going to spread your two fingers and onto both sectors, scissoring his dick with your bs, perfect. Ok! So, ladies, so he's about to go inside you, you are going to put these fingers at like basically the top of his dick, where the tip is ok, so we're going to start it there as he's about to go into your vagina. When he's going forward, you're going to go in the opposite direction with your fingers, so you are answer you're, going basically to the bot like to the bass? yeah right. It's like the momentum of his dick. All your fingers kind of going along so, it's almost like it's kind of like a it's like a not a hand but it's like extra sensation. So when he's going in your fingers as he in your vagina- and you can keep this close- your vagina girls as he's going farther in, but you slowly are taking your two fingers and they're just kind of like ridged up against the side of his dick and you're kind of putting a little bit of pressure, and you move it all the way towards his the base,
yeah, I could see that being really hot yeah. A lot of guys have said like like it feels amazing. It's the chopstick move close all over the name. The chopstick move. Ok, also, though, if you want to try, you can also do it, where you put your thumb and your pointer finger together, and you put it right and then you put it around his tip first and when he's about to go in, then you slide it down an girls. I think this is just you, don't have to do it all the time, but this is just something to put into your repertoire of like guys. Occasionally you can throw it in and they'll be like oh shit like that feels fucking great well, I want to give that a try I would love to hear the feedback, the chopstick, so we didn't a plan. I know I'm so proud of you
I, when I was visiting a guy this weekend, he told me a really funny story that I want to just like Sharon's podcast me in the past. We've talked about like funny way. Is that guys have like Jack off, like they all have their certain right? My ex boyfriend used to come to bed yeah. I don't know what happened so to say. I told the guy that he was like what yeah yeah, I didn't know lotion and just a furry blanket hums, the bad, very interesting okay. So he said it that this guy he knew would lack bananas. That super like right. Right, they've got like a little brown, so once they start to get a little bit brown, you can make banana bread yeah so via you. He would take the banana out of the banana peel and he wouldn't pick peel it like all the way down. He would try to like pull the bin and I'll, and then he would
buck inside of the banana peel an he said. I don't believe you I do. If I did. I actually would like to try this 'cause. You know how there's kind of like that mushy shift in the banana peel left and he said it's the best way to Jack. Often so he said like whenever they would go on trips and shake this guy would like get a shit ton of bananas and bring them to the hotel rooms and, like that's how he jacks off, is in the banana peel. I want to make a guy do that and we all right go. No guys daddy. Being any men. If you want to try this and right into it, and let us know I would love, I don't think we should be telling guys to like Jackov and let us know how was just let know just what the banana also another thing I wanted to bring up before we get into questions
I had a lot of girls writing in being like, oh, my god, this guy was like, I said, I'm new and it was amazing, like he said he jacked off to it blah blah. That's if I can Joe that's a fucking joke girl, not jack. Often you, girls know. Guy is jacking off to your nude. I'm sorry! I that's nice trying to make you feel good, but I think it's a PSA to all girls. Just so you know, no guy is holding his phone an looking at your new Dan jacking off to it to fruition. It's not happening, it may get him horni your nude is an inspiration from to go. Watch porn it's an inspo. It's an intro pack! Ok! So it's like literally not turn into a pic. So like girl, just so. You know, like obviously we're not trying to make you feel like ship, but just so you know whenever guys like. Oh my god, I just jacked off that was so hot. Now we did it in this day and age. This guy can watch like three girls always strap on sucking each other, and
like a girl yeah, I mean if you didn't, read a train on her. What looking at your nipples yeah holy sweet little resources, no Braun and now he's not talking doing that now, maybe if you do a full video yeah, I know it's a different thing, but a nude off out here, none at all girls, it so next time you does that law often is space. All I'm all right questions. Actually before we get into questions my favorite biking sponsor. Did you do? Did you guys we've done this before we're doing it again because we have tested how had it worked on? Ladies, if you have ever experienced you TI's, we are here to save the day when I was in college. The amount of and buried use, I would drink thinking it actually uses such bullshit. I cannot even begin to explain I tried out and- and also I just want to say anyone. That's like. Oh, my god, you have a! U Ti one in five women.
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Damn questions daddy gang. Your questions this week were fucking wild. I love this show, so you want me to go ahead and start you go ahead start it. Here we go. How does the Daddy gang feel about their boyfriends husbands, going to strip clubs and getting lap dances? I thought this is very get a. I thought this was really interesting. I personally don't give a shit. I don't give a shit about this, like I don't either strip clubs the lap dance I think, and get a little while because I don't know, I don't care what anybody says sometimes guys end up sucking those girls. I my ex, a friend has told me he has fucked like numerous strippers just from a lap down, we've really yeah for sure, oh so inside this is also the same guy that would like dance with girls and tell me he got bohners with yeah. Then, while we were together so so, neither here nor there,
okay, but all no. I actually! I personally don't really give a about strip clubs. It's like I've gone to Strip club. What else you know lap dance like they go into a summer room and she's, like writing. Isaac and now he's going to get a bone, and I also don't care that much. I don't care that much. But I really don't like that. I I don't really care that much, but if, if I could, I would prefer them not do that if your man goes to the Strip club and gets a lap dance, so are you allowed to give a guy a lap dance tune, don't write it. I like, don't you think like, so you should be able to go to a party get drunk and like to give a lot. I don't!
guy for fun. Yes, people guys are going to freak, locking hate us, girls get after it whatever. Next. What do you guys think about music during sex one of my axes, and I tried it once she had her phone on shuffle as we were getting into it. One of the songs ended. We were mid fall. Can then the next song that came on was silent night? Oh, that's, working! Ok! This is what I think about music during sex. No, I disagree. I think this is the thing I think if there's music in the background, I think if it's in the other room, that's fine, but if you are specifically playing music for sex and you have like this playlist sucking sex playlists. I think it's so awkward because say he's like you can't help it like kind of sucked. The of a song and then the middle. If, if that song ends your thought, that acts like all core and then it's like silent until the next time yeah I heat. If the guy has a perfectly planned out, play, listen it's like Marvin Gaye, like all these slow jams like baby grand
So I'm like, I don't wanna, go I'm drier than the Sahara get the fuck outta here yeah, so I mean listen. I know some people like it, but if I was sucking guy, I don't want him to hold on. Let me turn on music and put on his plate. Is the same thing with the tv on and then also there's like a Toyota commercial? It's like
come on down said Herman Street in get your Camry today would like no shut up. Alright, ok, this girl said selling used panties online. Have you guys done it or do you have friends who have done it? Where does the Daddy gang stand? Wo? Oh I've never done it. I haven't either I've got an offer I have to. I don't know I like kinda lowkey, think like who gives a shit like. Why not like I mean, but if it is too random, I get it's also weird. I had a girl in college who is on my team and like she would always choose in a long distance relationship, so she would like, where her underwear for a day and then she would put it in an envelope and she would ship it to her boyfriend and he loved it. Guys love sniffing underwear, my ex boyfriend, like he's straight up confess he was like oh yeah, he's like when I'm doing like our laundry like all sniff. No,
hold me- and I was like okay, I would never. If you don't say we were watching a show and a girl was in a lie, detector test and it was like have you ever snap, your boyfriend's underwear and she said no, and it was like that's a lot. You have I've. Never in my life rather die. I will I mean. I know that I'm not like shading any girls. I would just love to know like what is it exactly that you like to smack? I guess, if you're into it, like whatever but anyways, if you should sell your panties online on say because of the price is right, hey if the price is right, that's all that stand collar died years ago. I agree. Okay. So next one is I like this one
every guy listening, because you should use this line. Last year I went home with this guy from a party we started hooking up and never the less. He finished quickly sigh, but then he whispered in my ear, don't move or make a noise. Until I make you come and he proceeded to go down on me and let's just say he did it, the God Damn boards work, I've never been eat out. Better dot is so hot to me. It's like. I understand there, sometimes guys literally can't control if they're gonna come fast, but for that for that guy to be like don't move or making noise. Until I got you calm, I'm like hi, he jerry me he just made up for coming too fast, so hot so hot guys. I wouldn't even give a if you come in two seconds if he did that, absolutely so guys. I think add that to your repertoire- and I know is that if you come quick can go down on that girl and just go down all right. This girl said it my guys super in secure. I mean you,
with my vibrator, an even hit it from me. He wants to have all of my pleasures to himself I've since found in still use it without him, knowing lol but have either of you dealt with something like that. If a guy ever hit my vibrator, I would fucking slap him in the face with it. What the firewood hide his xbox and be like you want to play this I love talking. Go! No! It's what do you guys they like, don't understand the more a girl masteries on our own and the more that she gets comfortable in like knows how to make herself come the better and more pleasurable her sex with you is going to absolutely. I think it's so weird when guys get all in secure and bought her like. I know I was dating a guy that was like on told me that he wanted his axe is like named her vibrator and would always bring it. He was like I said getting jealous at all, like I hated that thing. I'm like shut, but is your own insecurity? Getting get a little boy shot? Don't be
search boy? I just think like do they need to get the fuck over that, and I think we can do an episode about bringing toys into the bedroom and like using vibrators and stuff, and it's like what is he not allowed to Jackov that right? Ok, done built you can't jack off and I can't use my vibrator. Oh, this is savage. This fucking this guy- and I got my period and I didn't want him to know it was one of the first times we were hooking up, so I gave him head to suck up all of the blood. We're still looking up this day has no idea. Oh my god, I thought you're gonna say she said that she thought he popped. Her cherry I've heard of girls do not know she sucked her own blood off his dick dude. That's so fucking savage like apps, you girl, I don't know, I don't know if I was a little bit of blood. I think I could go down and get that shut off but like if it's like and she's, just having like suck hurt The major is not like a lot all over vampires. True,
Oh my god, what a God dam, daddy, gotta, dad you took that never found good for you up girl up down a dad father. Okay. Next one, do you have any I've one more okay, go! Your girlfriend suggests on that she's open having a threesome, and she asks to pick one of her friends to join. You guys. Do you pick one of her hotter friends or do you go with slightly and uglier friend, or does matter, I don't want her to get mad or upset yeah they're. One. Obviously you just you have to know. Is girls already letting you another girl. You got to go, do it, I can okay like if I, if I was in that position like I would want to, I would I'll pick you fuckin' buck you. I will let you around, like I'm picking so going back in college. I wasn't looking to Q, I'm like hey, you want to talk with me and my boyfriend yeah. So if you get the fuck outta here,
and maybe I maybe yes, maybe you can really hot if it's around yeah but like a friend now also that does make the girl about also she's like YO, I brought like Angelina Jolie and I'm sure, and then this, but I chose not confident not, but I think weight when you're around with friends go for the uglier, because that is just too close to home. Like you think one minute, you're all morning. Your fact up, it'll be fine and then the next time you go to a bar, and you see your boyfriend. Looking at her you're like sucking thinking about her pussy in your mouth, and it's like. No, you gotta go with the uglier one. You got but I I mean I do know girls who just go with like any girl and even if she's, like the hottest thing and I or I like, I, would never friends, I admire I admire their bad. I mean no, I think, yeah. If you have a boyfriend, if it was just a random guy, though I would do it with you, but yeah okay,
well. It's getting a little too hot in the room, but we talk about is like it was celebrity. Give Channing Tatum yeah like let's we're having a threesome in the US. Only left it o K. Guys was not it! That's it! My my godmother at when state down on guys new merch is coming out again and the degree me one should be out yeah what this week yeah. So guys, if you want to merge, go I'm pretty sure what is a parcel dot com. Slash just go to the store. Tell her to go to Clark the daddy hops are there. Love the daddy yeah, well guys thanks for hanging out with us for another episode on next week, guys we have. There was one person that one we won it on our podcasts and this person is going to be online they're coming from across the country. If they're coming onto our show were sold
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