« Call Her Daddy

21 - Sex Tapes & Cucumber Fun

2019-02-06 | 🔗

On this weeks episode the girls reveal a crazy Vegas story including a cucumber and Rachel Bush takes to twitter once again to bash the girls. Also, Sofia has a GYNO appointment that goes terribly wrong, and the girls talk role play, flacid d****, and fake IG accounts. Last but not least, the girls come to the rescue to tell you what to get your significant other or fuck buddy for Valentines day! 

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Do you call him daddy, do I call her daddy daddy, gain what is up. It is Alex and Sophia yeah. I got it again: hi Daddy Gang presented by barstool sports its way Wednesday benches and we're about to get off it we're getting excited. I can hear your like cough drop in your mouth. I'm sorry! You guys I feel, like absolute absolution. You we've talked about it To talk about again, Roman is our presenting sponsor this month. Like, I said you can only not your mom eating out your grandma for so long. You know, that's just not going to cut it anymore. These wipes are going to help you last longer in bed. Yes, Roman, swipe, swipe it on your wiener
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look around all morning, she's, like I'm dying, I'm like you're, not dying, you guys have no idea what happened yesterday. I went in for like a pap smear and I was like feeling some kind of discomfort down there but, like I didn't really think anything about the doctor pulls out in old, tampon out of my vagina, that husband in there for over a month. Ok, so that I to me yesterday, I'm not doing great guys Sofia sent a picture of her legs up on the like operating looking table and she was like you are never going to fucking believe what just happened? it was so embarrassing. I know I shouldn't be embarrassed. 'cause like it happened, but it was just exacty. It also fell, really crazy. Being pulled out. You gave birth to a no, and I like I, the fact that it happened to someone I'm just so close.
To someone so near and dear to my God dam hard, as I lived to tell the tale of oh though, and here I am so. We've got a little bit of drama this week and to the like honestly, this wasn't even our drama, no This is bullshit. We were just sitting chilling at our house like leading popcorn, hiring our own business right, so guys a lot of barstool went to the super bowl this weekend and Sophia, and I stayed back in New York and I guess we, talk about Rachel Bush on our podcast before. If you do not know who Rachel Bush is she's an instagram model that is married to NFL player and she flex around with a lot of Nf so before I guess a couple weeks or months, or something before where they got married. She phucked Antonio Brown and then I guess for revenge, her husband when they were married, fuct this college girl an on our past episode.
We weren't even really throwing shade out like what she looks like or what she posts on the internet? We just had an issue with the fact that she basically goes after the one man that slept with her height, and I we were just saying you know what girls slowly get mad at the other girl and the like. Don't think that their mansion of Any accountability. It's like crazy. It's like you literally, are married to this man and he vowed to this girl. This girl know you so anyways, so anyways our boss, our boss, Dave Portnoy. He said something at this, that I guess Rachel Bush was on the guest list, an he said, Rachel Bush hates the call her daddy girls. And that was when aunt we did. I guess so quote, tweeted him. So that's something our boss said Alex and I had no fucking clue. It was being sad- and I guess Rachel Bush saw this and she retweeted with a comment and said: stop using my and for cloud I don't. I don't fuck around with these. What
like. I know she call the ask bugs I'll guide hose or something like. I thought, I'd I'd, I'm living call Bob. What is I mean? We have big guys. I don't like you know so, anyways all of a sudden. She says, stop using you for clout, it's the craziest thing when she's saying that we are using her for club, but she. Literally giving us the biggest shout out of it when she just keeps retweeting it be commenting and liking posts about us and meanwhile were in our beds like what going on top, though you lowkey, feel like Rachel. Bush is the kind of girl that would be like she pulled my back and who, if we saw her at a party, she would totally throw some punches out of it I like Alex, are not exactly the most equitable to get. If I would just do because, I'm just so not us, we like what are you doing, I'm like. Oh, my fucking shit. Let's go bitchen I'd like I don't run, we would run and she looks fucking slow. So Rachel Bush, Rachel bush-
love you girl, girl, has bug eyed girl, so I saw a post. This is just more drama. I like talking about drama, we saw a post, a couple posts of people, posting pictures of us being like there's no fucking way that these girls don't have sugar daddies like there's just no fun It's like have, you guys, seen our apartment. That is what right I'd like our apartment. I don't know how many times that we have to tell you. It is fully furnished from the trash legit. We have a That's broken me and Alex. If you didn't see like on our story, were really huddled around her one little trying to stay warm like a little portable heater that you and I are standing in front of and everyone's like, there's no fucking way to they don't have sugar daddies. I'm like I had a sugar daddy, I would have a doorman. We would have you We live. We live in like sub zero
Temperatures I, like, don't even know my wake up the next day. There's some moments. I'm like this is the end like we stray I mean guys. We have talked on episodes about like having schitt and p leak out of our fuckin' bathroom and there's nothing wrong, all with having a sugar. No, we we well, I we totally welcome it, but it's just ridiculous and you were like hot. These girls are like such a lie. There's! No we're not the other day Lauren I were laying in our bed in our window, was kind of cracked open, our landlord or are super. I don't know which one it is he's outside an learn goes. Did you hear but I'm like no, what she goes. He literally just yelled at someone and said. If you ever show up to my property again, I will shoot you like. We live in the ghetto he is so it's terrifying. It says we have sugar daddies. It's like we just said we're not mocking. First of all, the lights up, the girl that had them. We want them, but please off with that, it's so annoying. Do we have rich friends
only finitely. Well, I mean we knew each central I'll. I will mention it. We die, but this is the difference is say we have rich friends and they offer to fly somewhere for a week, right they may be paying for it, but at the end of the day we fly on back to New York guys and we back to our should yeah Hartman. No, you know it's almost worse, because we got a little taste of the great life and then I'll have to function. Well, I come back well us we're still poor, yeah speaking of being poor, it's Valentine's day. That is the next week it's next week. Well, we don't have a way friends so will just be scissoring each other yeah while yours, can you get everyone a little bit excited galantine, it'll? Let out use hot. So it's Valentine's day. So this is. This is what we've a lot of people asking us. What the hell do I get the girl for Valentine's day now. I have to say I truly do think it's one of the most over rated. I don't even think we should call it a holiday
but if you are guy and you have a girl at the time, you have to get her something girls sucking I mean I care, if I'm in a relationship like, even though I think it is kind of dumb, like I care, I think also- and it's so dumb to admit but like just because social media and everything every girl is going to posting on their stories of the ship that the guy bought them so like, if you don't your girl. I actually have a really funny story about that, so my friend was dating this guy. An he like pretty much just would treat treat her like a piece of shit. He didn't get her anything for Valentine's day and she cared so much about like her social media. And she said that she went and purchased herself like all these balloons, roses, etc. So tagged him in the picture and set it up in her room, so it looked like he had bought her something and he did it I did yeah he was. He probably thought it was like what the fuck
I mean it's not so sad. That actually is really sad. So guys listen, I know. Even if your girl says she doesn't need anything just got or something yeah. Those of you and I are here to save the day yeah we this, past months, have been working on a little project and we basically wanted to provide you guys something to get you all for right, hey! This is not an out and out. We literally don't make money off of this right away right up that rate up are talking poor life. So so, if you and I designed some shots, glasses, thongs and candles. Will we put degrade me on the phone? because then everyone wanted it right hold on really what should be made in the the booty shorts that we did. A short say, daddy, on yeah for Q, so cute I shot glasses are dope and then the candles to yeah, I'm pretty sure we asked to put it live today
yeah yeah and you can get and it will get there by Valentine's day. I'm pretty sure it says like in the shipping. It will get there, the thirteen yeah. So those are great options and I mean, if you're willing to spend a little bit more money. You can get the venous to fuller, they're, real flowers, but they're dipped in some chemicals. So they last you and entire year they come in. Like this box, I mean any girl would just die. Get that like they're, so he'll, don't the Kardashians always have no yeah. While, if anyone's listening send me a box of those yeah, I don't could. If I could set me back yeah, but they're they're, so cute, a r l, I mean you can always also do like you could hook your girl up and get the womanizer. And be like babe when I'm out of town or I'm gone yeah out of town or like we're using this tonight, boom 'cause the womanizer yeah. If you're looking that's a good one, you could just get a mold of your day, oh and give it to her or girls. Could you, oh, my God, China, girls,
I got your man, a mold of your vagina. Remember. My ex boyfriend was so obsessed with LISA Ann yeah, there's like a mold of her vagina, and I was like this close to buying it. With regard to Valentine's day, we came up with a pretty good idea. Yeah. I like this idea. Yes, this is our call her daddy idea. Aside from all the songs in the shop class write, an if you are, to save money. I know like a lot of listeners are in college. This is the way to go. Yeah broke life, we've got you because you are too so guys. We came up with an idea. Literally all it takes is a pen and a paper yeah, and it's basically going to be like the collared. The coupon book, it's we're not talking food, no okay. Now so guys, you basically on a piece of paper, can write to your girl for Valentine's day, huh one free to cobbler combo or you know what that's some you should be like. I'm
Maybe they could collar for two hours. They are always a bit of time on. It could write for two hours to cobbler in the car yeah, that's right, so I think that could be dealt. I do use it other, like more basic yeah. All watch the Kardashian's with you, for our love. What's the bachelor right, where I live? Hey what about yeah in or like a massage dog one, three million dollars for our and then ladies, don't I read and forget about you. You guys can do the same thing like straight up. I would write on it like one free gloch, lock, total one free Cooper, special one thousand three hundred rocket ride or reverse, I'll I'll trip girls. I think a lot of times people appreciate like an expiry not adding a sexual XP. I mean that's like pretty original. That is ingenious. I think we are, I'm pretty sure, were such geniuses telling you that you'll give your man a blow up, Loginova colors. How do we know honestly? If I was a guy? I would end up breaking up with her before Valentine's day and then
get back with her like the next week and then do dinner for her, and that would be like so cute and special if you're just like, if you're my girl, Rosas Biches break up with them like. Before I love it and then get back totally. Okay, ok is just healthy, relate one hundred and one from call her daddy. Also, if you want to buy her bag and like actually spend money, I mean What if you buy your girl Chanel bag like she will be getting it up the butt from you. So she's going to fuck you right that night. Oh, my god! If a guy bought me a Chanel bag We literally just got done saying whatever hole you want it. He should not done saying we don't have sugar daddies! That's how you know we don't yeah. I like her. Second desperate, ok guys so I mean happy Valentine's day get after it. If you guys are in a relationship and you're getting sucked up with yours,
another or if your fucking, single and you're, just miserable and you're, going to drink a bottle of wine to the face and then pass out Sophia, and I are bringing you guys the dhmd talks, which is basically right when you're about to start drinking. You would take a pill. I think it's two pills yeah. It is an you. It's a natural supplement. It prevents hangovers an you put into your drink, drink it and the next morning you're waking up with no nausea brain fog, anxiety wanting to die. Like me right now, I'm hungover from the weekend. It's like it works differently than like other pills. 'cause. It breaks down like toxic byproducts of alcohol prevents liver damage which my liver is done it's done, so I pretty much need to take this. If I want to survive it had airbender it yeah. No, it's good! It has like Amino acids B, vitamins electrolytes all that shit. You know you think you can just pop a gatorade and it's going to help it's not. So, if you guys are looking hangover, detox, we got you,
percent off your order of DH detox you're, going to go to a detox and dot com. Use promo code, daddy, twenty. So again, if you hmdetox dot com then use daddy twenty and for twenty percent off your order and you're not going come over anymore. I want to die. No more hang overs know more Sunday skerries. I can't wait to take that next weekend. All right. I think this is something that is quite a whole areas truly but lowkey terrifying, because the guys are delusional, but girls have to deal with that. And it's terrifying, so I am so excited to find out. I would be too so, let's talk about a good old flaccid dick you know, love a good floss dick when a guy sitting, when he's doing his thing and we're not fucking we're fucking
have a good flacid dick. You know what I mean: it's just not the mood, it's not the groove, it's not what I'm in the mood to see when I'm like put it in me. So let's talk lots of dicks- I think almost every girl has probably experienced it. Girls, let's set the scene you're hooking up with a guy, it's getting hot and heavy you're about to just start flocking. He whips out his wiener. He literally is like let's fuck like I can't wait to be inside, of You reach down, and it is a squirmy wormy read kilus little floppy dick you're excited he's excited his dick is an his dick is not excited like it's really the like those inflate,
things outside of the car dealership like flailing around and he's thinking in his head that you guys are about to the delusion you would rather just be like alright, like we can just make out like, etc and they're, like no, let's fun overlaps with higher we fucking. What is that the little macaroni? How am I putting that in me, that is, Well, I lusion is, I don't know if they're waiting for you to like try to put it in or if they're, trying to like I think we're not going to fuckin' notice. I know people probably listening or like oh yeah, but that's whiskey, dick. No, no, no straight. Sober, Homeboy can't get it up and he's legit coming at me with this anteater thinking it's about to go inside me. I think that they are hoping that they're going to put in in in some capacity and that you will not notice and that you can just like ride them and, like everything will be that is not how sex works like Bich, how it ends up
you end up trying to put it in and it's bugging like embarrassing and awkward. Gait doesn't even really go in like what do you want me to do like? Why are you lying to my face to my face? Why are you living in like such denial? There is nothing I can do with this ticket this place, I'm looking at it and it's soft and he's like no it's hard and I'm like it is soft. He's like it's off, but it's hard like I'm, I'm I'm soft, but yes, I am horrified. I need guys to write it. Tell me what your thought process is when you try and pull that shift, I think what happens sometimes now that I'm thinking about it 'cause I was trying to like channel milfhunter and I'm like, I think, maybe sometimes guys like they can lose. It for a minute and they're like no not at all like it will come back like I just need. If I stop looking up with her, then it's really not going to come back. So maybe, if I do Like keeping my mind, pretending we're about to stop, then it will just get hard, but listen it such a turn off for a girl
guy is straight up. Just pretending like he doesn't know that things just flopping when I've encountered that, like sometimes I'll try to just ask yeah them and do it that way, but guys You are not hard, just go down on this. Yelling out for a little bit 'cause. It is the most ridiculous thing I have to say. This reminds me they paying you, but it reminds me that there is no one in this world that deals with a soft dick better than you Sophia Franklin Oh, my God, the video of a man, Thank you. Have you need to tell the story Michael? I didn't preppy, for this will only take it up a lot. Okay, I've you're going to. I remember it, but you forgot it so Alex, and I we were in LA, I entered a full on block out loud. Not
round not like really hammered black. I have no recollection of anything. I wake up the next day to a video of a guy with his pants pulled down his soft dick and the fucking song. Playing while I took the video so like what happened was we were trying? hook up, I mean I figure this all out like the next day, love that we were trying to hook up. He wasn't getting hard and in my black out I I saw his dick and I was like, I know the perfect song to go with this day Who the earth thinks that video was produced created and directed by me like? It was a work of yours truly dude. It was just of this guy's dick, with a song that I picked or did it it would see. This is the thing I was all
so drunk at this party guys and I'm like where the fuck is Sophia, so I walked downstairs, and I opened the door there, you have it. The man has his pants around his ankles sitting in a chair. Sophia has her music blasting on her and she's like in that crouch position, you see like parents get in when they're like taking the photo for the kid, so is in a crouched position You are moving zooming in and zooming out at this guys, Dick you're like getting diff angles and you're filming his dick with a song on it was it was a song that was like do do do do do do do do this guy is so up to you was sitting there and his soft dick is just hanging out. I didn't even end up hooking up with him. I literally film the video gone up in like what room I don't because I walked into so. If you guys and I legit I'm like. Oh, my god, Like I'm. Sorry, I'm sorry and then I thought was going on like wheat. What and I was like sorry, we got about took up, and so you think
no, I'm done. Let's go to bed and we like out of this room in this guy's pants are around his ankle soft dick out and he's just like what the fuck he was like what just transpired it's every time. I think about it. I'm like what was the thought process by not video did I just see his Jake and I was like. Oh my god. I know the perfect song that will go with this dislike, like what that you know what It is what we're going to have girls. Do your How can I ask him? Can I give you blow job or you're, not going to take a minute you're going to take out your phone flashlight was onto. I forgot that aspect of it. Flashlight on get your video recorder out and put on a song and start literally filming yeah, I saw it when a guy is trying to say like let's he's lost their job, so you need to start filming it. I totally agree guys I want to talk to you about doggy, getting it from behind. I'm going to give you guys just a couple points
Number one is you know waiting to say this all deep to every day, so it feels like I bring up the dog in the next episode when girl, are getting it from behind and they keep their focus up ahead. Like they are driving a car speed ahead. Do it is like the craziest thing to me? Girls, if you and your man is fucking you from behind, and you are not looking back at it and looking back at him and giving him like. Size and, like moaning, your fucking doing it wrong. Literally I am just picturing like I know, I'm girls were not cheating on you, but like it's gotta stop today that many listeners episode you're, never just staring straight ahead. It literally is like when you see a guy and he's doing like the horse and buggy thing in the horse is going and he's holding the straps like you can not be the horse. I mean act like you're kind of
yeah. I know I can tell you make it even if you're not enjoying it, which I don't know why you wouldn't be but like, if you're not enjoying it yeah, no we're going to say they're enjoying it. Wireless. You need to turn around. You need to look back at him. That's the hottest thing you can do. Look back at him. Be moaning. I contact and you tell him to smack uros yelling, to grab your rod and you can even like again a feat like you could start like touching yourself. With your one hand up, I think you just go back and forth exactly don't keep your head that, like I said, all greed I had and you're just like looking forward the other thing, if you have your back Hines, just over nine years literally you look like a dog that's about to take his shift like you know how like her back, so I get home all hunched up, a guy is going to be like what the what are you enjoying this? What the hell? What am I looking at because they
Ask look bad! You look like you're in pain. You look like you're about to take a shit. You look like your having menstrual cramps, it's like what did this turn into one thousand percent. You need to have that Back to that, so you need to do any of it earning you, then change position but like like right out. That's all no. I remember Mill Hunter said I so look what's one of the most unattractive things and he said when the girls, when I'm her from behind slowly it's like ten seconds fifteen seconds and each incremental time, slowly, her back. To start, punching hunting hunting all the way till she looks like fucking hunchback of Notre Dame and it's like this. What is this Do because it also makes your body look so bad, that's not acute angle, so girls also like I think, if anything, slouched the other way sometimes what's worked for me is like say, he's big and like you're, just like damn like this just hitting a that like it almost hurts. What I do is, if you on the bed say you almost like spread forward and go down
What's it downward dog position and you kind of do that, and then that also is so fucking hot. That's a really hot position. For God, to see you in and not just helps you like get it feel it in a different spot, but girls we got a clean it up with the hunt yeah. It is yeah. So on a truck back need to stop and like you need to like look back at him and like me, yeah I'm type of clients. Those are just a couple. Other does a couple things I got as he did this past afternoon, all right, so I Alex? We were I'm going to share this story, but telling it because listen. We have talked about fetishes and kinks before we don't. On any of them. We know people like certain things. Yes and I'm going to preface by saying this, not mean that these people like to do this in real life. That's huge people, don't realize like fantasies and roll stuff like. I is not something that's actually needs to happen like in reality for sure like legit rape fantasies.
We can talk about that another upside, but I definitely got the so right now that we've scared the shit out of you know everyone's terrible, like water, the golfing do people are always like. What are they going to talk about this week and now they're like what are they? Ok, so the term daddy, our podcast is called call her daddy what is daddy, it's usually when you are just letting your guy know that he is the man yeah and then vice versa, So we say girls can also be daddy yeah. It's when you are the old cement. Basically, like a savage you take yeah troll yeah, you have the power got built, so so, her friend is hooking up with this guy, and this is her first time. This is her first time hooking up with him. She was like super into him like they were amazing and he's like really hot me: I dropped accord and successful very little other, and also the this guy ever, I think the guy. Sometimes it seemed the most stable yeah. Well here we go up to bill so that our friend
rose out the daddy during sex yeah. She says that feels so good, daddy. Whatever you have all been there, we all done that one yeah this guy still hurts doing a role play. She called him daddy and hear responds with, Oh my gosh, like you're my little girl, I'm just going to give you guys some of the lines that she told us. We need to be quiet. We can't wake mommy up Maybe you're gonna be late for school, all like you're, so not a year, so do so Bdn keep this a secret from mom yeah. I, like your rate, like you, oh my god, and and he was saying stuff like your pussy is so small iris. Small little mouse yeah. She was like sucking his dick and he was like he was like your small little mouth and your so insane so insane
dude? He was just so taken aback and I'm just curious to know like if anyone has like encountered this before I get I get in the sense that, like people like the perversion of it, yeah I mean the thing will also. I think we should talk about that because in this situation, because she said- and what's this she is- She does not do kinky shit. She was like guys. It was one of those things were like he's. Ha and he started doing it? She ended up plucking putting her hair in pigtails and full blown acting like she want she and she liked it. She said it was the craziest thing, but I ended up like like it was hot and she was like oh daddy like and it was like yeah. So I don't even know what I would do in that position. I just I really just
but this is the thing I know immediately. People are like. Okay, that is like straight up. Pedophile out like about is John. It's not because you guys don't understand, yeah your fantasies and role play and stuff like that. It's like do you guys want girls to dress up as a little schoolgirl like you're, not going to go suck a little school girl or a nurse yeah. Well, I guess you would fuckin' nurse, but no yeah. I think it's just this weird thing with dishes, and I mean anyone that is listening and that has had this happen. It is No because this is just another form of role play, but this specifically, I think, can. Be more of a controversial one, just because it's like you're, basically acting like you're fucking, your dad. And your fucking, your daughter and your telling her be quiet mommy's in the other room Jesus. I also think like similar to the rate be honest. I know we haven't talked about it, but it's like these women don't want to be raped. Yes, they will
to role play in like kind of like that, Don yeah Yang, but like I know I didn't even really know about rape fantasies until you told me about it, but we are I think we should talk about that in another episode. I lowkey I feel like. We need a fuckin' specialist to talk about that those people are going to like you have fun lighter lines. Finally, the call her daddy girls have gone on yet edge. I mean I don't know. I think I think another thing that you a good point about, because you make so many good. Points. His perversion there's an an, and I think that that's something that people lose sight of when they hear about this shift initially Listen, we're all about not judging on call her daddy and people. I think, almost like years ago, I would have been judgmental of this, and I've definitely changed my view on ship like this specifically the perversion. Is what is so many guys are attracted to, and I do think that more guys are into that than girls. Current version of things right, I mean
totally I mean I mean with anything like there are exceptions, but I totally agree I mean there's like there's a lot of I really get off to that shape. I want to transition to a little thing called social media. I think it's time we talk about fake accounts. I think You should actually it, because that was the. What was that episode to you talk about Martinelli yeah, so I was doing some stocking. I was dating this guy. I ended up on his Ex girlfriend's instagram page as you do. I was like a year, I was literally in like two thousand and sixteen hanging out. Because cousin right right right, I was trying to zoom in on like a swimsuit picture, the fact I was doing. I did the double top and my
heart fell out of my butt and I wanted to die. I had thirty seconds to figure something out, and this is what I did. I changed my name on Instagram from Sophia Glenn to Sandra Martinelli. Don't ask me where I got that name somewhat it just fucking flew out of me. Is, I don't even know I changed my profile picture to a picture of like a cartoon or something I put my profile- I'm brave it. You know it's just it's just. It is so really it's at its finest truly I'm so proud yeah. So when that girl went to go see who had liked her fuckin' photo from, three years ago, right Sandra. Nelly. He likes the photo also via Franklin, no frankly, don't even have an instagram anymore, no, no! So so with that, we wanted to preface it with that, because, first of all, thank you because that's such a
amazing story, and I don't even think I would have thought about that yeah so fake accounts, I truly believe that every single girl has a fake account, whether They are going to stock their ex boyfriend, their ex boyfriend's new girlfriend their ex best friends like every fucking girl has a big at this point and if don't have a fake account, you can use your friends fake account, like you always use my fake account, but now we got you set up with a new Michael, fake account. I created my first one like a week ago and I just went to the popular page and started requesting to follow all these random people. All like, action related stuff, like yeah I'll, be girls sing with drywall down. There will be guys like posting with, like a fuckin' saw it's like the funniest xyz. I tried to help Sophia because Sophia didn't understand like what do you do with a fake account, I'm like so you need to have followers.
And be right all wing? It's not working out that I agree. I literally went to go. Follow my acts like a couple days ago. Any heat tag. Send me a screenshot of the account and he was like. Why do I feel like this? Is you know, like no he's, like I pretty much still know, you're the crazy bitch I used to do that. Just shows how fucking crazy you are because if you have not talked to him and the fact that no and straight up, I picked the profile I know it's from someone from the daddy guy. No, I think picture that was like two girls, They look like they're in a sorority, it's like super wholesome, Biches and Sophie. That's her a picture in your name is like Gina, some bullshit, and so she I said him he called her out. Yet this thing about bank account is what are you going to do this week, Sophia with my yeah you're going to change your name you're, going to change the picture? Oh, my god, I got a couple more followers and you're different person, I'm going to completely
invent myself as many times as it takes until this fucker? Let's me follow him guys if you have a fake remember to also post pictures in there right when people see that you have zero posted like hey, that's a fake account. While we are psychos, we are psychos. All I want to say, though, is like we're. Just talking about these lightly. Sorry but fake accounts can really put you in a fucking mental state that can be detrimental to do it's the Work, the amount of stocking and rabbit holes and hours countless hours that I spent stocking from a fake account is like not good, really it's not healthy whatsoever and I think it's just important to say that I think it's enough. Bold everyone's going to have one yeah, but I, but I do think girls like on healthy, unhealthy when straight up, checking it just as much as your child, normal your normal. You like you, wake up and you go to your real account and then you check your I'll. It can be a little wild yeah
I mean dude faking. Do you think guys have fake accounts? I kind of think they do. I know that, like one of my axe did really it is also a little girl in a little bit little bitchboy whatever we. What do you? What do you think he was doing on it just like stock, you and yeah. I think there's also people that have them so that they can follow. Accounts like guys want to follow like hot girls and don't want their right girlfriend or their wife to find out, which is just like great. You know like not: do she at all like super cute totally with regard to social me, he he ha now. Let's well it's for a second which hi I mean We gotta talk about it more and I guess I need to get back into the snapshot game, but yeah, maybe we're just like hoes, and we just keep sending our nudes through text message, and I can say
then smart people are sending nudes through Snapchat IPO. I barely use snapchat to Snapchat every ones like how do I fuck with someone on Snapchat and I'm sure a lot of people use this, but we just want to give you guys a little heads up if you're, not using that. I do this all the time. It's just the writing. So what pretty much what you do is you begin typing something, but then you just delete it and you never send so they still get a notification yeah right, not it's a beautiful thing. It's like you. Be sitting there and it's like David is typing and you're, like oh shit, what's David about to say and then you never get a mess right now and then it's like a mind and you like want to reach out to them. You're like yeah, if you're trying to get someone's attention without full on seeing some for his play it off like it was a mistake. Yes, but I think this could this could really work, but don't overdo it and pick your timing, so girls or guys, let's say you're, trying to like get back into your axis mine, like I kind of one of
with a little bit right. Don't do this at two hundred. Am do this at like, o'clock in the afternoon, typed them on Snapchat, yeah and they're, going to be fucking at work and then like wait. Why is Chelsea writing to me and operating and don't do anything and then immediately it for the rest of the day he's in like did she was she. What was she going to set totally That guy's is a perfect way to fuck, with someone go type, something delete it and boom build your in yeah. Okay Alex gave us the fucking story of a lifetime last week about she herself three three which is kind of my favorite story? I ever and I can't stop talking about a we're meeting guys and they always have you heard of this. No, this is the up thing. I actually got a pm from a guy and he was like haha. I like just listen to your poop story like I have to say, like it almost made me more attracted to you and I was like what is probably probably
type of guy that, once you like backing him, a dirty Sanchez situation Oh got it. Ok, yeah! So thanks for everyone who is so supportive of my shift. So the reason I'm bringing up that story is 'cause. We were like we need to give these people other stories. Another story change their lives. I just alright. We call this. The cucumber story. Do the cucumbers story, is, is so near and dear to our heart. So if you and I went to Vegas when was that was like a while ago, it was like close to when we first met. Yeah so almost a year ago, and so and I got invited to this. He. It was like a house not how it was like a pent house party. I don't even really I don't even remember where it was, but pretty much and like we. That sounds so like we're trying like only went to, but no no. We had plans that night and then we randomly got invited yeah, probably because I thought we're prostitute right you so we go to this.
Penthouse Party, because we were going to go to a club and we're losers like well like a penthouse party. Let's do it in House Party and everything little girl looks yeah we can escort. So we did I understand the dynamic of this were like. Let's get funked up yet like not a lot of the girls were drinking and we found out basically like these girls we're trying to land this guy's there, sugar, daddy there were not many men at this party was like straight. It looked like the fuckin' bachelor right. It really does so we're at this party and all these girls are trying to get time and talk to this guy and meanwhile. So, if you are like, where is the bar Sofia are getting fucking hammered at the bar, and there this one girl, who definitely has his attention. She's spending a lot of time with him that night yeah and then it gets back to us that there's a little situation going down this girl. So this guy was going to take some of the girls on a shopping.
Grab each to some people listening or like what, which is normal, that says that is so normal. It happens in Vegas. All the time like you don't realize, there's just so mormal guys will like pick some girls and like take out to like channel whatever. Have we ever get gone? To that? No, I don't own any. Okay, so so the one girl, finally has attention. So we find out that he based We made a little barter with her. Was the barter Sofia he bargained with her that he would be down to take her shopping and let her be one of the girls if he got to fuck her with a cucumber. Now. Listen guys, I know, is you're. Listening to this on your drive to work or you're working out your like now, you guys are fucking lying here
I guys guys I wish we were were like I don't. I mean I'd, probably be really up to release it. We have a video of what actually went down if it wasn't so up in evil. I like. We could just blur out her vagina kind of. I have this big so, everyone that says we take our stories, go fuck yourselves 'cause. I saw this with my own two eyes now, I'm like thinking all the videos on my phone or your phone. I wanted a soft dick and this girl. Ok, so anyways this, and I mean a lot of these guys in Vegas. I have a shit ton of money they like to do stuff like that, like or other story where he made the girl crawl around like a dog. If yeah, if you haven't heard that I mean date, they have money and they have so like. Why not so all of a sudden they straight up, have all of the girls get in vans and Sophie, and I, on our to get into these vans. We are going
will be there a whole foods. They like a twenty four hour, CAFE in stores, so this guy has us all. The girls from the party go to whole foods and pick out uh. Cucumber, ok, okay, this girl that he's going like fuck this girl with, of course, because I'm a so we are. I like pick like a job. It was running around being like no like. We want to find her a baby one right. Well, I'm getting the biggest largest mongu like it will can. Queue was like it was funny like there were some really well, but no one really like to get that. You know you. You were like where's, the organic one you're I don't want is for her old job pesticide going in her place just picture all all of these girls leaving a penthouse
getting into a van yeah and walking into a whole foods? Yeah find cucumbers, yes, like imagine, being a person in that grocery store. First of all, right looking like prostitutes, I'm and you know what, when this went down, which is dead, which it did he put a condom on the cucumber. Yes, let's talk about that, so we we go to whole foods with like a gaggle of like beautiful girls and the little mini dresses in Strip Patty are picking out cucumbers and caught any standing at the top of the line. All you guys are putting their cucumbers right on the compare about. Yeah we get back. Can we put the cucumbers on this like it was like a glass big, dining room, table, yeah and so feel at this point like my drunk was wearing off. So I was like this is funny, but this is some type of look. What is going on like this is kind of locked up, but then, like the girl was so down down. She was like let
get after it. So then I was kind of like ok go girl right. So finally, this guy, it was pretty fucking hard. It was a large one. He picked a large cute, yeah and he proceeded to get it condom out and he he straps. This cucumber up with a condom. Yup. And all of us are standing around like it was actually watching, like a show like it was fucking weird dude. At the same time as far what happened today. Yeah, like it was it was kind of like top and it was kind of like cool to see. I do so. He proceeds to in and out of this girl's pussy with this key computer. She is she literally hiked up her dress, yeah god on this glass table, spread her legs and yeah Alex wasn't your first time in Vegas
I think I I lived in you doesn't go to be, is all the time I heard about and I like low. He was terrified, but I'm like this lace is amazing, so we just watch this and then, as it started happening girls, naturally to started getting, which now that think about it's kind of lucked up, but started. Getting their phones out right, also feel when we shall we we did as well, and so, if you got a close up on that and we just literally films her eyes, She got fucked by this cucumber how hooked up if we can just post the picture but I'll, throw a huge emoji over her vagina will just show her legs and then the cucumber. I know the first of all the fact that our Instagram got taken down 'cause. We have it's literally because of the videos of us sitting in this room. Talking, ok, so get shut down. If we ever put that Jenna Cucumber with a condom on. It is already an issue and then- and in a so that was my.
His experience in Vegas add a lot lower girls. The China do that thing was dying or mess, and I was like low key like terrified for her, but that is cucumber Vegas story. I mean it's quite the stores These girls are fucking hustler, straight up, hustler like damn like I pray to God, she got herself a fuckin' Burke in the next day because to get that up your v in front of Everybody I could a lover and I kind of respect idea. I wonder how she's doing now yeah I got out to you. So I love you guys enjoy that one before get into questions. This is actually something that's near and dear to my heart. It's called honey and I actually found this from Shane Dawson. He uses it all the time, I'm obsessed with him. If you guys watch Youtube So basically it is this thing that you download on Google Chrome and when shopping on Amazon, like you and I do religiously yeah. I have a fucking issue where I
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gonna be out there at night. There might be hypothetically, there could be uhm, but it is uh. It's a risk pretty much. What I'm going to say is you have to be prepared that this may like show up on the internet, and I know that sounds really crazy and I no but like when you're dating someone for that long Anh, your super in love, an you trust them more than anything like you're, going to feel you're going to feel comfortable making. Something like that for sure people change should happen. Yeah, and you know you can't fully trust me, you can have that type of stuff on you True, it's like it's this weird line of like in the moment and in your relationship. It's like the hottest idea that, like you, can watch it when he's away and he can watch it when you're away right then at the today, like relationships, fuckin' end marriages end and then there's a sex tape of you that they have on your phone. An I mean,
yeah and I are like hunting down anyone. We've ever had send news to you or no it. It goes to hide his meetings. I eighty odd because we know you read up because I'm like do they're about to release said, like here's, all keepers knew which I'm lucky like ARI, quickly released her out looking at him, but I know I yeah. I think I deserve it. I mean the sexy thing. Is it's a tough one, but you got to just decide that it is so you can try to not have your face in it. But, like I said, I'm not ask one bus ski mask on gold done that's kind of cool, that's a great way to do it. Ok, next one ok what do you do when a guy you been flirting with sexy with finally comes over, but it happens to be while you're on your period. Do you tell him or do you make it seem like you, don't want to have sex? This is what I'd want. What do you usually deal? Okay, so I think if I, the bed having sex with the yeah. I don't think it's weird at all to tell them, but yeah babe. I can't I can't on I'm on my I'll. Give you a mean asp job
I got for l what what they're in times were? The guy wants to hang out- and I know my mom made here yet and I'm not really trying to just that like nhl right you're like I don't I try to make out what were you looking out like we're, hooking up right and I like actually texted them before being like I'm on my period so tonight won't work and he's like so basically you're telling me you use me for side yeah you're only wanting to come over when you want the deck all. I can love that yeah girls. I think I don't think that period, should be an awkward thing at all. Everyone knows it exists, so every guy needs to shut the fuck up about it and just be like sorry like. I came on my period yeah and if he has a problem with that fuck him and if anything, girls, if you're afraid he's not going to invite you over 'cause, he knows you're on your period, then just wait and once you're there. You know there. We go alright next one one I'm. I was blowing my boyfriend and I told him he could come in my mouth good job. He is
to finish so. I brace myself to swallow. He fucking he's in my mouth and I have fucking chipmunk cheeks full of him come and p mix I wanted to die. I just threw up in my fucking mouth dude that is fuck. Discuss that. Can you all like common p, weather in your mouth? So my god, I'm like you. I make your getting your like making me feel like gag like I want to gag. Do that's so fucking gross. Go pee before you're going to fight, that's pretty fuct up, and like the girl. What does she do? Just literally open her mouth? I said I would have spit it all over him everywhere, yeah I wouldn't be able to like swallow that Holy Phuc. Imagine what that looks like to that's just wow chunky, thanks for ruining my day, lol. Okay, ok, alright, okay! So this guy said
so you're doing anal with the girl and the guy looks down and sees share on his deck. How do you react like? Do you tell her? You mediate Lee or not secure on this? Is the thing if you want to do anal. That is just a risk. You have to be willing to take absolutely because it's gonna happen eventually you're putting in the in the pooper expect you could. We see some too absolutely. I I actually asked my guy friend and he said that you will just keep going until you finish and then go wash it off. I listen. I agree with that. You do. I think that will know I I agree to it to a certain extent, I think, Obviously, if it's girl shitting her fucking brains out- and it's like all of your, your dick is brown now yeah yeah, I know you got to end it. If there's a little bit like what do you expect, right do your in her asshole, that's where she it's so
hey, I think, if you're real savage you keep going. He also told me a really cute story. He told me one time he was doing a no with this girl and he did. These are his words, not mine. He packed turf, fudge so hard that when peed right after a little worm of poop came out of his, full. He I love how he says, packed. Buzz and then it'll work crew came out of his her whole worm of poop. Out of the wiener hole yeah it. It does bug me when guys get like so pistol like that help out like what did you think was going to happen like what the fuck? Ok, so when I was a freshman in high school, I started dating a junior and he had more experience. Obviously he wanted me to give him a blow. Job. I had never even seen a guy's penis in person before so I was already nervous, as is how to watch porn nothing. So I went down on him. And I legit blue?
on his sucking dick, like as hard as I could, because I thought that's how you gave a blowjob, he jumped the funk out of bed and started laughing his ass off. I remember being so embarrassed. The next day I went to school and all the boys were making huffing huffing noises. Not me thinking, he did it then, but now I ll every time I really do that is so fucking good. You blue on his dick 'cause. You thought that's what a blowjob is, honestly, why is it called a blowjob that makes I try to blame her for kind of like not knowing what it should be called like a lick job or like a suck job or like a oh, my that's actually so cute? Oh, my god, I'm not sure like how exactly she's right. You are really breathe faster, like why? Oh, I love that that's bugging hilarious. Do the show you do when your? Oh, my god, my first blowjob we should low. He talk about like high school experiences. 'cause mine was not bugging key.
I tried to do and I gave the guy like the worst blue balls ever, I don't even know probably bit his dick yeah classic. This story is fucking insane. This girl was dating this guy in college and they had been together for three years and she was super in love with him, but she always had a feeling that he was being shady but like she could never prove, and she had a really bad feeling about this girl named Haley, who was like his neighbor, and they were always talking to each other. Ok, this is what she did to try and
This is about to be a daddy move. This is maybe the biggest daddy move ever heard of. Oh my god, I'm bout take notes. So she went to Haley's profile took her profile picture. She created a new facebook account of fake facebook, account with Haley's picture and with Haley's name on it. Ok from that profile, she messaged herself saying I just need you to know that I hub in fuqing so and so, like your boyfriend, yeah I've been, I've been fucking your boyfriend, okay, screen shotted, that conversation sent it to the guy, her boyfriend, her boyfriend, and he ended up confessing to everything, oh
like I have chill I am I am looking around. I am so. Where is this woman and come on our? How genius is that if and that this crazy thing is like she, had kind of like a nice yeah, she didn't fucking. She really didn't know anything. What would have happened if they weren't fucky He goes to Haley and he's like why the fund, did. You tell her we're talking. We don't fuck yeah, I don't know, but let It just happened to work. How smart is that so girls, if you're, trying to I you have an idea. What girl it is. I say fuckin' dude because think about it. I was in that situation and it turned out that he was in and he was like, went to Haley and he's like what the fuck and she's like that's, not
I didn't do that yeah do girlfriend can deny till she died right like well. What do you think I did made a fucking fake account of this, which obviously something's coming? I love that he probably went to the girl that he was like cheating on his girlfriend with and was like what the fuck and the girl was like. I would never do I he was probably yeah. Now he's done with her. All guys that is the daddy. Dad. I heard all day she pretty much catfished her damn self to find out who are Ex was holy me. That was a good one to end on yeah, that's great guys that is another week of call her. Daddy, has a out with us bayesian brace decrease affect by cucumber catfish your boyfriend, guys if you want to get all the holidays at that we come
signed you, can I'm pretty what is the I Tom bar stool? I you know, go to the store and then you go to yeah and then you go to call her daddy and it will say like Valentine's day yeah or some yeah, but girls. If you want to get yourself a song to yourself right, I mean, I think the I think the presents are so cute. Thank you so again, if you guys want to be featured episode, make sure you guys right in go to barstool an and go to call her daddy, and it's just in the ask a question right in a story or ask us a question will feature you. And we will see you next time. We love you guys.
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