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23- Cuckolding, Everyone’s Doing It

2019-02-19 | 🔗

The girls give us a technology hack to help you get away with murder or better yet, cheating! They also give some advice regarding texting response time, Instagram filters, and initiating sex. Finally, they discuss all things cuckolding and end the episode with the craziest #daddygang stories to date. Stay till the end.. you don't want to miss this. 

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were made in Beverly Hills on Itunes. You guys it's to blow up doll it. It is most! Photoshop picture of you, and I know people always like you guys have all this work done now the picture. Another picture I look like. I have a full blown like lip implant. Do you like my living is bigger than my head with me, mine looks like a pillow. My tits look like their triple the yes, let's just keep ourselves accountable, that's was now we look at the bigger picture in the game. Turn up turn up for Photoshop and turn up for her. So I can text her. That's not look like what we look like in person so just wanted to address that yak, but well call her daddy bug landed way, parcel sports how's, it feel, and today it's a when say everyone is actually plan. Stirred right now, we walked in the bar officer offices in everyone's hammered. I know everyone was like kind of like acting a certain way and that you mean talking to us
No, no one ever speaks to us and then today is the first day that people in bars are really acknowledging us. Everyone outside is hammered. That explains it all liquid courage, yes Alex, and I wanted to talk about something that happened to us. Yesterday we were walking to work. I have been getting over being sick for a while now and I apologize because I'm sure I sounded like shit on the last episode. I was coughing and I didn't cover my mouth and I'm so sorry about that. Usually, I'm better about, Whatever there was a lady that was about two feet in front of us, yeah like an arms length and then another arms like it was like that far away plenty far in front of us and I cop should not have affected her way. This lady turns around and starts talking shit to me about coffee like disgusting ass, how life like keep that shit, your cell, by how asked contact bit right? Why was insane like an hour?
nowhere in the conflict. It wasn't like a huge ha, no links you! The nasty asked, no, I'm surprised even like heard it right, so I got up saying. Usually I would just like keep my mouth shut, its New York whatever, but I just felt the need to like clap back at her, and I was like I'm don't worry about me like worry about yourself. I literally. We were like your ten feet in front of me out and she turned her. Oh my god portuguese she spare Luigi he's an eye, hawk a big fat law and just shocked it out ass. She turned round and spit out us and I could not believe my eyes lake, this fucking lady. She had like
purple we down to. It was literally down to her ankle and she just hacked a lug at us. We're like this is a shit that happens in New York. All you have to do to get any type of content. I walk outside in New York and you will find usually I would have. I wanted to so badly be like you fucking, dumb as but then I didn't, because you know that you do not know these people are capable of those type of people. The people that would straight up turn back in turnaround in punch you in the goddamn face they would throw punches and Alex. I or not exactly you know them alive. We may not be the girl that are laid down. we get in a ring out. Why would be like girl? You got this slight dear young, I'd like by soviet I'd runaway nobody like. That was what I mean. Do people in New York in General, when there in a bad mood, they're just looking for by someone, could have stopped to tie. Their shoe and she would availing get off, but
one way I wanted to be like who hurt you, who are you in your life? Hurt you honey, so upset, oh guys, the fact that she spent. We all know that she should be swallowing. That's what okay. She's us better, not a swallow or I am disappointed, not a goddamn daddy, you get out of here, so we have appear, say a big fat chunky large This is a social media, don't guys we've kind of talked about filters beforehand, but it's come to our attention from men that girls are pudding, filtered dog pictures and other filtered pictures on their dating profiles. Guys I'm going to pass out You can have a filtered picture. Would like the hard going around your had a crown like a dog. You cannot have. That is your profile picture on a dating even guys, I listen girls. I know
the alien eyes that, like make your Isaac better in your skin, better just do Photoshop on that filter, literally morphs your head and dies. Fucking know when the picture is there so obvious we ve gotta, stop at the filtering picture. Is we do have to sell an honestly we're tyrant dating profiles like I think you can have one on your instagram? Ok, what's the other I went to stock daddy's member and her entire profile. You like, I would choose to go daddy
because we always talk daddy like how are they doing, are they still wearing fucking caches, and so I go to her profile and almost her entire profile was the shade of pink and she had every type of filter with every single selfie to no, no, no guys, men hate it. First of all guys. Fucking hate us wearing makeup in the first place guys can spot a filter from a mile away. Girls, okay, I actually have a story about this. One hit us there is a girl. It's like this big long story, I'm just gonna get short. I know her from Utah. She was filming her kid playing in the snow for like an hour on her story. The kid didn't have a shirt on okay, someone called child protective services like your child is in freezing temperatures. What are you doing in classic and that's not even the story, though
Oh you got on her instagram story and started crying into her story. Talking about what had happened with the dog ears. Filter like we are you fuck. I'm kidding me and he was crying dude. I don't understand, I don't like she was trying to film this thing of her being so upset and crying, and she had the fucking dog her she's. Child protective services or on their way- and I and unlike the tongue, is coming out as she's trying to sell its guys. This the thing girls and I'm just we're gonna cut short here no longer are you allowed to have any type of filter, pick on your dating apps, absolutely fucking, not because guys now see through it and they think it's so annoying and on your
instagram. You can have one if two yeah ok filters and it's not a guy like guys endless and I, like, I said, face, tune and fuckin Photoshop. If you want to fix the picture, the filters to go, the hearts need to go HU. Thank you for that had time, if you wanted is alongside the Chin fake, the last huddled puffier do whenever you gotta have a little a little brighter do not want to see you look like a dog or looking at you have a heart floating above your hat. Thank you Sophia. Let's talk about DM shrilly click. Ok, because as I had something happened to the other day that I was like. I need to tell the damaging we gotta talk about this guy's dm reasons, so some people, when you send a GM, you are constantly going back and checking to see if that person has seen it. It tells you in like a red. I wish I had bought for tax Y know. I know I wish everyone had read reflect so your car.
Only waiting to see today see the dm, yet some people when they see that the person has yet to read their dm. They have a change of heart. They're, like oh, was that a good response and they send it and then they're resending, just like a little bit of an edited version, of that DM five Siena guys, let me just tell you something even though that person didn't technically see the DE em and they didn't open it. People have fucking notification, on their phone, and they see that you're on sending and then you're sending a new one. You look insecure and you look like you're questioning yourself, you again just listen when you're in ascended DM read over seventy times and then send it and let it be because I I've seen I've been talking to guys and they will send something and I'm just lay and then recently like a little better. Let me out- and you don't even know how to play this you're Doin Psych, it's embarrassing, so people you just need to be a little bit more mindful when you're sliding into that dm. Yet
your decision of what you want to say: yeah, the sandy. You know what your phone down and wait for their respond rainy, much it's very there, really uncensored. No in some capacity, they fuckin know what you stole into exactly noting don't use the UN's end when you're trying to slide in because most of the times, they're fucking, seeing unless you fucking, sent some Being acts are usually down. You were in a black out the different or adds at every story clean it up. Yeah, let's clean it up, let's get into This little thing. I am so excited to talk about this me too holy shit. It needs to be addressed. It does the response time and by response time, we're talking about texting and how long it takes you to respond. Guys, let's at the scene, do not be that person. That, if someone texts you two hours after you texted them yeah that you then
Can it be patio shit and now you're gonna take two hours to respond now. Listen! on call her daddy, we talk about playing games, need, to find a balance of looking like you're playing the game, but also like you, don't give a shit right. You don't mean so you. It'll, it's too transparent when the guide takes two hours and then you just happen to take two hour. You know what I respond. You know what I used to do when I was younger and I am ashamed and appalled at the person I used to be tell us for every. Like our a guide took to respond to me, I would double that amount I would go out of my way that was my rule, like the rule with me and all of my friends like if a guy took like an entire data response and he would not hear any legal or like the next to no You guys it needs to stop. This is my thing, I kind of think. Listen if its once in I'll bet. It's just so happening. I think it's
oh hi, if I was busy all day and then I texture guy back and if he takes me back like kind of immediately, I think it's so hot. because it shows he doesn't give a fuck not playing the game. He doesn't care how ever daddy gave. If the person is conscious, we not answering in a timely fashion. Then you stop financing. And what do you do? you leave them on red. You need to like. Look at the situation, you know what I mean and I think it's just good to mix it up, because it's it's just annoying when you can tell that someone's going out of their rate yeah. I agree. So, let's talk about texting the people that have all day to text the people it's it is. It has ruined in relation to hire me because this is a thing in high school in college, guys listen, we get it you're going to have that, acting buddy that your logic glued, Taxing twenty five, my boy friends like when I was in high school. I don't even after college like it was all day every day and I loved, and I look forward to
you're texting now. No, I can't because guys in high school in college. The one thing I want to give you guys is: this is our advice, it is gonna, be so fine when you have that texting buddy you need to fucking go. Am I a once in a while? I know you're, like oh shit, I don't wanna like stop this just fucking go. Am I a for a lot but it will keep it interesting and fun. I just always think about like do these. People have appointment right. Do they they drive a car to go to a doctor's play. Man. Do they talk to their mother rang like Johnny. Take a shit. How do they shower? Oh, like? How is it that at every moment, you're able to respond to me almost immediately? Like you sleep? Do you have your phone allowed like next to their head it'll guide you Gotta go I oh I mean we have to tell them. Colleagues so have been finding lately that we
have come across guys that get mad at us for not texting them all day long. There is nothing that is going to dry up, and about my vagina values. There is eight years you're getting upset. I knew you'd like stars responding in time. So, I was talking to this guy a couple months ago and I wish we could give him the shot out of the year, because Alex got to a point where I would get. Did you text him back at you need to call him? Please he's going to get a set. So basically, what would happen is if I was not answering his text. While I was at work, he would take to Snapchat. He would snapchat me and if I opened the Snapchat then he would text me being like. So you have time to look at my snapchats, but you can't text me it's like he just hit you up on all of these different platforms. I want to read you guys, because it literally got to the point where he started so cool it we're going to read the pet because guys I started
twenty four seven doing the whole like texting, buddy thing, and then he turned crazy. I started answering his fast and I'm in a red you, these texts from him, I'm so excited he glows he grows. He goes and I quote, we went from zero to a hundred real, quick I loved it? Then we went to a hundred two zero quicker than ripping off a band aid I was nothing but nice to you and I enjoyed talking to, and I made that clear over and over again, yet you made it clear that you did. Care, and now you were not done talking. I write on snap, you open it and ignore. I want to know why and then this is the kicker. He goes you you Like you work every second of the day I work more than you. I have three jobs and I run and I operate. I never once ignored you or told you. I can't talk to you. We are all busy, that's a shity excuse. If you want to make time you would so I'll say again. Why,
Alex. He works more than you, you, dumb bitch, like promoter. I say: let me guess either I think a second, you said three jobs and the second you told me that he can text at any moment promote he lives in LA and every time I asked him what his fucking job was. He was like you know. I I have a couple things here and there I'm like absolutely fucking out dude the insanity. It's insane insane entity of someone being mad that I'm at work because dude think about it. When we go into a meeting- and I opened my phone quickly, I can open a snapshot. I don't have time technically I'll text you and I'm home like what? What are these guys want? They want is to just like send a hearty is not going to make you happy if I just put cool yeah, I want to send you a one word tat. You had the same fuckin thing, though I mean like we're being
Bared by these motherfucker, this is what this guy told me. So we were talking for a while. Okay- and this is when I literally had to stop talking to him. Is this text Brad right? It goes make sure you take one hour to say anything. You make sure of it and I put wait what what does that mean what he said you answer me every hour What is your problem? You go out of your way to make sure that its every hour I am, he said you know what Bucky I'm in a let you be like that to some one else: your loss, dude and then he said to sex you ten more times that neither that counts every hours? Actually really I'm like look over here. So I'm proud of you, I'm proud of me. This is what I have to say. It is truly really kind of comical that this man thinks you have enough.
I'm on your hands to play a game? That's he feels you're playing a game with him, we're like bitch. I just didn't look at my phone. Ok, you know why the fact that he addressed how long it will take he's looking he slightly over. He is telling me that I'm like pretty much essentially playing a game with him, makes me think you are playing games that you are in secure ass. You are a Joe I won't. Do you really think hologram, I'm than a fuckin alarm every hour got attacked him got it now it so bad. This is what I meant to say to everyone. Is the moral, a bus bringing this up? Is you gotta find a fuckin balance if that person is out, snap chatting with all of their boys and they're, not responding to your tax, and then they respond to our later than you. If that on red- and you don't answer for while, if they're just fuckin busy at work or doing some shit and then
text you. If you have your phone, so I can answer them. You got to read the q. I think the huge point here is you never call them out on it. They. Never it's just going to make you look dumb. No, or why dies? Listen. We are no longer any one upon the daddy gang. You are no longer sending the pissed off tax or calling people out for not answering you in a timely fashion. Your way of calling someone out now and letting them know that you're done with their bullshit is by leaving them on red. I love it. That's beautiful! You look so but hurt when you send the fucking paragraph. No more paragraph texts are coming their way or die. You know what even you can do. The double top right and the double up we talk out at last episode. Absolute value, eyeing the thumbs up double top is the degree more hind descending con disabled have no guys. Anyone that's getting infuriated, get another fuckin, texting, buddy and ever sent a fuckin paragraph text of your pests, bugging Josh get the fuck.
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he's doing is just like denude bat. Like latterly rides doing your parents are doing your grandparents. Are dogs are doing airlines, everyone, you so If you're not cut holding you're, not living you're, not yep, everyone listening to this. We realized that we talked about some weird shit and there may be some people listening to this pod, Catherine like what the fuck is cut, holding well Sophia, whereas Kuc holding Kirk Holding, is when your man get sexually aroused by either seeing or thinking of you with another man actually beautiful beautifully said. If you guys remember, okay, You guys I have talked about this in a previous episode. I think it was one of our first ones. I brought up the show the impractical, jokers and I told you guys that I knew someone that personally knew then and that one of the impractical jokers like to watch his girlfriend get fucked by any one in every one, and then
have makeup section. It is I can't yet we still have to get to a million followers on Instagram. No, so basically she would go as far as having like the Pizza man shows up and he would out, you would have her lure him in fuck him, and then they would have make up sacks of that's basically what cock holding it yeah, but there are some ok. Let's really dive into this can happen in a lot of different capacities. Of course, there's you know a three some situation almost where I watching your girl with another guy and your. To hopefully jerking off in a sitting. There are basically two guys like interim. We are, we ve actually had some one right in and the girl was saying my boyfriend would let me fuck a guy in our bedroom and his watch and he'd jack off and then, when the guy finished, he my boyfriend would get on the bed and he will eat me out till I cleaned me.
We like lick, the other guys come. Oh yeah, wait a SEC Sue here is that there is a God away ass. I looked at it holding on air or so like by basically guys. So that's one way is they sit there and they watch your girl, their girl, getting fucked by another one is dying. They could have you talk about it later right, I want to hear you yeah. I dated a guy who was like in the cock holding. I never did it, but what I would do is like during sex. I would talk about my past hook up okay, so he really likes to hear deep, and I was like oh James Jane. I mean like no. I actually like he right ape like that. Weird perversion, where they lay like also it makes them, may be jealous. Get them off so guys like you to bring up your past fox or whoever he
You fuck, like the other weekend, and now he's like tell me about you, can bring it up. They watch you I mean. I know some people that, even if they're like you're in the next room with another guy, learn Taylor of Zoonotic, whatever, whatever Taylor will be fine, I there's seventy tailors and my life yet like figuring. Allow our friend, Taylor was dating this guy for little bet, she'd not know that he was in the Kok Holding and he and she went on a trip with her boyfriend's best friend and her
so the three of them were on the trip and at night they had connecting hotel rooms for her and her boyfriend, and then the best room was in the other room and her boyfriend fell asleep and what went down Sophia? Well, she told us that her and the guy started getting really friendly and then she was like. I can't do this to my boyfriend, your best friend right and he was like. Oh no, no. No, I already talked to him about it were totally cool. They ended up fucking all over the hotel room and her boyfriend was asleep in quotation marks in the next room. Next day, the boyfriend was like that was so ha. I was so pissed off, but I ended up jacking off twice. Listening to you, oh like he was like five like that is like a like Loveday owed. This is business, and that was her first I'm experiencing its de guy. She was like. I did not know what the fuck was going on happy time she was like. Is this really cheating? As he tricking me turns out? That's ok! So girls, we ve got a lotta girls right in their like. Ok, so I mean. Should I be ok with is yeah? Is this like cool?
may be comfortable, this first of all for small with kids. Are you? What are you gonna, fucking? Whoever you are well, you may I just sitting there is like got to be single and then have the perks of a boy fry, and this is the thing I think a lot. Girls wonder hold on their hassle If I can lose Paul here, if I get to fuck, is it because he wants to be fucking other girl? They think the guy brings it up just so he can be shady and that so not the king, no ready for the most part. The guy doesn't even want to let your look at another it's just hot for him. Either way you it's legit a form of like a fetish or a cock. He this gets him off gas. He doesn't need to deal with another girl. It straight up. Seeing you with another guy, gets him all the girls being like shabby. Ok, that shot out ass. Tell your bless the answer: goddamned blessing lipstick as you all was seriously. I know someone wrote in that experience. It was like it was kind of crazy cause. I was able to get Dick every other week end from guy, but also
my boyfriend, it's like it's really prevalent like it's crazy. How prevalent it actually really is a kind of love. It yeah. Some one find me, someone find me hug holding loving man, I'm trying to like actually picture myself in a like serious ass relationship in my boyfriend's okay, this Can you imagine your boyfriend just sitting in the corner? You talking all fire taking air. There was a guy like fuck that you, my boy was right there. I would like a bird might I be elected to do. I don't see how you more my no you're right, I would feel kind of word like I pay book. I still love you, but like I'm getting fuckin railed doggie, as I'm staring straight ahead at you, you're like I'm not coming out. I got a legacy of love, but like this guy's hot, we there also a thing that they said that another form is, if you take video footage and you send it to your boyfriend, because there are some girls that the guy loud them like say, they're, going on a trip and he's like baby. You find someone in attracted to you can hook up with,
as long as one you tell me about it when you come home and we fuck and then to take video and send it to ya it's like an open relationship at one sided. Oh that's a great way to forget it had just this sexual asked you don't like emotionally doing. Anyhow, I mean I do think it's kind of fucking crazy, I'm here for holding for the with further can win right. So anyone if you're scared about your boyfriend, you're thinking- oh my god, it's because he wants to talk to the girl. That's not the case at all. Do a little bit of research like this episode, you're fine, It is just a matter of if you're down or nodded he needed ease into a distort with dp there. You go like to hear how, in it together, it's all ended up in the lowly branch off to just one man in your man in the corner. Guys star slows what does he like? What are she's like having a guy fuck her and then like
to make her man feel like I still love you. She rushes over right when he's about to come and like swallows his come. Oh, my god, that's live and treat cut. Holding for the win two thousand and nineteen. Let's go okay! I love to do a fucking monologue guys this is Alex monologues so kilos your! I really get solving the zone. Ok, so I have like a really really really big point that I want to bring up, and I can say it enough. Need every girl driving her car right now to pull down the side of the road. Take out your notebook and fairly. We always help people to stop stop driving right. Don't ever on the freeway bugging park, your car get out and start writing notes. Okay, so the point of this is teasing all right? I mean. I know this is going to be your monologue, Alex feel free to jump in baby, it's just like goddamn goddamn, You're not teasing. I dont know not what I've been doing seriously will agree with me on:
Sophia or disagree the amount of girls that don't initiate sex. I cannot stress it enough. Girls, it, is so huge guys, fucking, love, love, it love the ram themselves yeah thinking about a girl initiate, I could have salvaged my three last relationships of I just yeah. Well, I did and it works. So that's why I'm here today for this TED talk, I just listen. The amount guys that have to be agreed so all the time is so hot for girl to be an aggressor. So a lot of people we're saying, but how do we do it in a sexy way. I'm here to give you a step by step, I was just going to say guys you could literally say I'm horny and spread your life guys like right. So am I so am I let's go away. I have enough so girls if you're
play trying to get your man to fall in love because isn't that the goal was at the scene you're going to get on top of him. You guys are laying down he's laying and you got on top of him. Okay, you start making out with him slowly you're going to go and you're going to get his dick, wet okay and when I say you're going to get his diet, I'm saying a very quick blow job. Not even it is not the globe. Gluck, nine thousand you're, just a little Gluck, it's a clock like a little bit of so whether you, to put a shit tenants alive in your mouth and then just do one kind of like deep throat situation or if you want a spit on it and have it just get all loomed up, get him loomed up what I know you ve had a dick in your mouth, let him know you've thought of been there before alright. So then, you're going to start going back up to him once his dick is clearly wet, on your way back up, you are going to lick your fingers and you're gonna. Put your fingers on your policy to make yourself wet. Ok, you're, both loomed up array
you're back on top of him. What I want you, then to do. Is you are going to put your hand down like in between, Your legs and grab his dick, ok, ok very slowly, you're gonna slowly start jacking him off, and I more, like a stroking of his death, while you're making out we're not just like boom. No, no. This is like slow, like massaging up and down while you're making out with him, then This is what you're gonna start doing girls. You are going to start rubbing his DEC on your part, like in between your lips? I think this is such a good point. I'm sorry, I know no come on in on come on it because it is so much harder to do this, then, because I feel like most girls, Gallagher Little nervous or they're just like, grounded stick and put it in yes, this is gonna like drive him crazy to do this, the sliding up dagger in between your lips me
being it around sloppy tapping. His dick is fucking clear and your pussy s as you're rubbing his dick back and forth. You're vagina, because it's wet he's gonna be hearing the wireless you're gonna take his dick and you're gonna start like tapping it. You're fucking click, ok like smacking it on your pussy. Ok, then This is going on for little bed. Slowly, but surely you are going to move his dick, so it's in place to go in. To your ass for you to your button, I love you you're, going to put in place to go into your vagina, as your me out him aggressively, you are going to lightly sit back on his dick. When I say lately I mean You are not even putting the whole tip in, like you are literally giving really dig a little taste of what your warm pussy feels like. Ok to have then you're gonna come right back up off it right
He got a little taste, slowly start teasing him going down. A little but more than going back up, you're like a rock, king a little bit back on to it and then going back up. Ok and you're. Gonna kill your hand on his dick and after you come back up off his Tipp you're, then moving again up and down your wet vagina? You can also put your hips like thrusting forward and back motion. So he it's based. Like your gyrating on his dick. Ok, then. This is the big moment you are going to take your hand. You are gone to grab his neck or his face. You're gonna get close to him you're. still stroking his dick up and downright and bring something up to him. That's like a little punishment worthy. For example, like you haven't been good lately, I don't know if you deserve this pussy and you're gonna ask him do deserve this, and here going to say yes or no. It doesn't matter if it says yes or no. Your next line is gonna. Be then tell me you want it, so you want all. This would be a great to do like after a fine, yes,
Yes, I, like anger, tension, build up. You're like tell me, you want it and he's going say, I want it finally degrade him degrade him Finally, this is the move if you Have your hair down you're going to flip it all to one side and you're, going to kind of lift your body up a tiny bit so that he, when he looks down? he can like see his hard dick and he can see her pussy like hovering ok, be attention. I now I but it's so hot for a guy to see it like going in so what you're going to do after you've lifted your body a little bit with elbow or whatever, and your view to clear Hovered around that goddamn fuckin dang, slowly gotta go down on his dick this time, but not light you're gonna take half of his shaft you're going to go down on it and when you're gonna be making eye contact looking down so he's. Looking your both watching this happen, you're sick! we going down on his dick, then you, look up at him as your halfway in him and you're Highness, as is happening. You and you're gonna say do like that and when
He says yes, you're gonna go! and then you're going to go all the way down on his Entire shaft and going to do this a couple times and after you've done a couple times with your hand around his next you're gonna spring up and you're gonna get then you're riding dick position, oh my god, so like you're, literally getting the point where he's like. I just want to be happening site like you're, almost teasing has him ready to fucking come come likely. I I like the idea of really making the focus won him seeing his did go in You guys think that it also it is like the owner, Dick he obesity and girls. I can't emphasise it enough, like obviously you can make your own, but the point of the lightly just going on his Tipp a little bit. It's like this. Feeling of a girl's vagina, guy's dick is the hottest fucking thing, and so, when he can't have it cause you're in control, your hand, is around his neck or you're like holding his cheeks and you're. Like you, fuckin like that he's gonna, be like I just I
Judges area like you? I don't even not going you now about the guy. Go I'm ready to fuckin go! Oh, my god, so girls, I Hope this is a good like way to guy get you guys comfortable with taking initiative. A guy will fuckin love you if you get on top and you pull this girl's be inch hardy. Don't worry. I can I mean the teasing, just in general, it needs so hot. It needs to happen. Don't even get me started on guys. I wasn't we'll do another about. I do it on another episode, but man you need to be fuckin teasing her absolutely lick her for intense play ass. Their aid should knock on her TED. You don't kill someone and then within three second third diggers. Inside of you now know their names were, there is not an hour for play that needs to be happening. You Sophia so girl, guarantees in your man and make initiative. He will fuckin fall in love with you. That is like I don't mean to be a bitch, but that is half the reason. People for can t you guys are like my girl. Never initiate it. I like she doesn't even want to fuck me anymore, and then they the other way, and then Becky comes long, she's, a little prancing. How and she fucks him- and that's that
Rebecca get on your man's dick before Becky does yeah foam. So this, I and last week something about turning off your eye message. So it looks like you ve blocked somebody, but you can still read their yes, yes, I've another little hack. Fuckin love when we bring the hawks to re, fuckin psychopath business for all all the shady people do and everything One of our is based Exceedingly? I can say to you: it's never normal high oil prices with lagging I'm not condoning. This are not saying, do it, but this is you would fucking, do it and get away with so fucking do it. This is how you get away with murder when I got oil okay, this is what I call the voicemail trick. Oh all right! So, back. In the day, your girl, with a little shady
ok, I got back in the day like anything's changes, only hide out, I'm growing, ok, you're growing areas- and it has also of where I talk about how I got caught. Cheating was with my ass. They left the voice mail, but this is a different voicemail trade every voice. This is where you can do you know that you're about to be shady, and you know that your girl or your guy is going to be blowing up your phone and being like where the fuck are you, and so you need to save yourself and cover your ass brilliant. This is what you do, you're going to grab your phone and another person's phone. It doesn't matter. Okay, two phones, two phones in hand in hand you're going to block your number and I'll explain why, later on, both on both a six seven you're going to start six seven
your boyfriend or girlfriend okay got it. One of them is going to go straight to voicemail. One of them is going to start ringing. You hang up the phone that starts ringing. You leave a voicemail on the one that went right voice on the one that got right: voicemail, okay and you're, going to stay on that voicemail babe I've been trying to get a hold of you. I think there might be something wrong with your phone, I'm going to be in a movie and whatever you want to say, pick your life, but I Yes, like. Let's talk soon like when I get back to my phone yeah, I've been trying to call you please answer so he's covering as basis. This is what happens when you call from two funds and leave a voicemail. There's no mist call oh, so this person is going to receive a voice mail with no mist call notification, and if you ve blocked your number, it's gonna be
voice mail from just like an unknown number, so the girl, I'm using a girls. You have the girl, naturally, if she saw she to miss, call from a boyfriend and voice while she'd look at it immediately rash way. There is now Miss call so she's not like alerted OOP got, go Oh, listen see what my boyfriend's up to and you guys might be kind of thinking like what the fuck is a point in that this is the point the shade shade when this person comes at you the next day, and it's like what the hell- wrong. Where thou, where you for those hours, you gonna, look this person in the goddamn. Phase in say, check voice mail. You crazy bit! Tried, calling you seventy three times. Meanwhile, he was balls deep in his side bit covered his ass and now this pitch is like. I didn't get
This call you. Why left you a fucking voicemail? That's not my fucking issue that you're, for whom we are so barked. Do you know why we be ruined in society like I want the daddy going to have a fucking alibi? It's true single person do the amount of times I could have used this when I talked about and pass episode going to my excess hotel room and my boyfriend times like where the fuck are you, if I had that could have left a voicemail cover myself had an alibi as and the reason we say to block the number is so that you can, and you can just straight up play it off like there must be something wrong with your phone. I don't fucking know why. When is a private number, I called you, you can just let it be from yourself out block it, but I just I'm thinking of a way for that person to not try and get in cognac yes they're, not gonna, immediately. Look let a voice mail from a private number. They are going to return there, boyfriend, who they're looking for why? Why would be a total sucker for? Oh, my god, like I've.
but I'm thinking if my man went missing over four hours. And you go back a eyes. I should a bit his house. My favorite being to deal good old dry by pop in check. Make sure breathing other thing you show up and if this guy was like, you are in sane check your voice mail. I've tried calling you fifty times. I would look at my phone I would shut up? I would say like saying I am so sorry who did sign rolling variety, I'm what the fuck variety ages were. No it's true, and then you can also. If they really cannot you big what we're doing in that hour that I called you need an answer? What are you up to Alex? What are you doing Sophia around on them turn it around on guys. My favorite thing AIDS is. This is pretty brilliant, I'm so happy! You brought this up Sophia because this voice mail trick. He is further shady MC shades that are always getting fucking caught because they don't have an alibi. Here's your goddamn alibi, mother fuckers! Here you go
go on a silver platter, just like Alex, throw it in their face it in be like. Why were you answering my calls. Nobody like I don't having you call me, that's what I that's what I thought the voice mail trick, ladies and gentlemen, brought to by Sophia Franklin so guys. We always, keep your updated on our lives. Keep you on the chateau and We always say when in New York, this story is like when in fucking New York, aid only happens. Who may not happen anywhere out o this happened
Alex last weekend: it's truly unbelievable it we need to share trap baby. Here we go all right, okay, so Alex and were with my friend MEL and we were going to meet her friend SAM who Alex had ever met before, and we were just going to go to his apartment in pre game for us to go out. So we show up at his building. It's in West Village, super nice building and there's like a little camera that goes down for SAM to buzz us in, and there was a lady behind us and didn't think anything of it cause. You know, there's other human beings that live in apartment complexes in New York. Naturally, so we walk in the lady comes in behind us. We go into the elevator and we press floor. Seven. The lady does not press the floor totally fine, fine. He lives on floor. Seven we've never been here. We don't fucking now so the elevator door opens up and the lady who is standing
in front of us. You know calming courtesy, usually says you get off the elevator yup Homey didn't budge! Ok, this lady detail, so we like awkwardly slide pasture like we oughta like walk around her and were like a picture. fucking elevator etiquette is fixed. Okay, it's kind of weird when I'm talking to SAM's and she's like a little bit behind us but she's following us. In there we go into SAM's and SAM says: hey everybody hands us drinks, it's this nice little Suare Alex and are standing there by the bar. The drinks. sir flowing there's music playing the lady from the elevator. Was there she came a jewel in Europe, oh Sophia. In our sitting at the bar were drinking our drink. As you know, we had We were talking because SAM was talking to MEL at first. We are we to introduce what we had entered as ourselves. The honest Alex. We were kind of talk and shit fuck. This lady was like raggedy Ann.
She looked a little homeless. She was like in rags yeah. He was much older so basically before got to kind of like have a conversation with SAM. You talking email, Sofia and I would like is Sam, like with this girl, SAM works for National Jude, I think- and I literally restocking was I did he here in here for, like a project mean while I like, maybe they're hooking up like let's not be right and- and I was like- oh my god- is this. His girl, like there's no way like maybe maybe in she, was like missing tea legit like older Ford, is raggedy and we're like okay, whatever finally SAM Sam comes over and he starts talking to Sophia I high nice, to meet you, I'm SAM, whatever we're like great we're all get friendly here, there's five of us in this room and what happens next SAM turned around and we're like waiting to see the interaction, is he going to kiss this girl? Is he gonna hugger guys he puts out his fucking hand for a handshake and says high nice to meet you
I'm SAM. What's your name and the bits goes hi, I'm a Less Mary law made mere MEL an Sophia. Are they looked at each other? The do my job It was like the music. Stop. Writing We and not very moment guys we're like hold on I. Member, I literally said out loud yeah hold on. We have you dont know this would bring our faces it. We're like Everyone like looking at each other, we're like we wait. We SAM you I know her and he turned around like they all as she's with you No, no I've never seen this lady in my life, so we all turn snatcher, to her to this in woman? Who just is out on the couch hand, SAM goes
So do you know anybody here? She goes no no you are like one only actual facts. So SAM finally goes well MA am, I think, you're, making us huddle uncomfortable and what does she say Sophia, she says: well, you guys are making me feel a little bit come to bomb. Why we were making hurt me I come to read: do you just wait? like? I am so at that very much We knew we had a lot of patent, so scared wish it like this and Alex to start sweating because she wouldn't leave she wouldn't like she wasn't leaving. No, it think once its price everybody the tension that you are literally right just an hour in writer who joined in on a five persons soiree she was like not leaving,
only two. She just kept six helping her to kill us am was kind like you should go. She was really listening than Alex is like an issue. Like tries it over, this elaborate lie. She's, like will. We have dinner reservations like we got to go, go blah and I was just like Alex literally at this very moment Sophia. You know me and my fear. I thought the bitch was going to pull out a knife and I was like let her take whatever she wants. Ava Ava Finally, Sophia gets a little Betty Sophia CAT, laws come out. I can turn into mean girl like stood up. I opened the door and I was like you need to leave and I was just very soon in Alex only Sophie of Sharp, don't like looking for shelter. Finally, she goes well. I could use of water. I am gets her a fuckin water bottle. He's like you need anything else. You want me to make you a fucking good. You had better go. Finally, they both score her to the door, and this is this
areas thing personally, I thought of the whole night they the door so because like here yet batch and she turns around and she looks at all of us and she says, I'll see you guys later. Like you, we are getting me Y know, I'm a story like the ball that this I mean it daddy me. No, she done that before the level of delusion is honestly commendable, it is it is one thing if this girl walked into or this woman walked into a party where no one knows everyone it. It was five people colluding herself in a room. She didn't give a fuck off Bach, unlike like this
was she just about to start like ransacking a part, I was going to say now that we think back to it when we were going into the building. She saw an opportunity of these girls looking like fucking hose in our little mini dresses and heels, and she was like there must be a party, but once he realized it's five people how to kind of get out all situation. Maybe it was like she was just I'm too far way too comfortable. Do she was. She was like one of us, I'm surprising and just take her so for us. So now we're always like! Oh have we missed you girl, wherever you are hope, you're good, so guys that is the little story to the ship it back in happens to us. I know it's like a new. You can't make this shit right. We got spoke. We got spit on that. We had a bug. Homeless. Person shone with us, drinkin tequila yeah good old Saturday night to daddy your girls about you guys thought that we wouldn't talk about getting married.
Thought wrong here, actually not getting married. I will insist on our laws. Are we getting fuckin married so guise of where we get into questions zone We talked about it the other week I mean it. We know we have a lot of ecology. We also we have thirty year olds that are getting married, shocker, no pun intended. ok, so Zola is basically a wedding company. That will do everything for you. So my sister congratulations, Catherine. She is actually get she's engage, he's gonna get married and I had her sort this because she's hook she was hopeless and she's like. Where do I start with wedding planet? They basically Now you to create they give you a free website. You got your free wedding register registry yeah, and then you get fordable, save the dates and invitations that you send out and the website used. Ok, you can out photos stories in all this about how you guys man yeah it literally a free wedding website, and you just set it up and it's really easy and I personally would have no fucking idea what I was doing if I was planning a wedding. So if anyone oh some one that is clue as a weapon. With their wedding or they're. Looking for a good bargain of how to set up their wedding, you're gonna get fifty
hours off your registry on Zola, you're gonna, go to Zola, DOT, com, slash daddy, that is z, o L, a dot com slash daddy. Yes, this is gonna, make the experience so much less stressful, more enjoy well well enjoy every one that's getting married and will also be ever hear single, Spock, ok, questions, questions, a question of the weak: ok, we we ok, I'm in your first go ahead our usual! Very you you all! Ok! So why time. I had a yeast infection and at first it was subtle, and I really didn't know exactly what it was. I just knew there was some irritation and some itching well. My boyfriend now fiance decided. He was in the mood and wanted to have sex. So we did- and let me tell you this in and out motion felt so fucking good enough? because I was gonna come, but because it is so
oh fucking bad. It was scratching my itch, and I didn't want it to stop. Was so good that my boyfriend looked at me and goes well Baby Europe, to come. So hearted never seen you mon that much and I was like baby could own Joam discussing it was a fucking used infection and I was having a scratch my goddamn it. That is a great deal I do hearing. I like felt, listen TM! I I've had one used infection in my life and is literally you want to go. The hospital in thing in the world it is literally, is a your unable to only I got a good way to dick Tills grounding I've legit as our reading this. I was like this
Lucy s impacts concerning girls into slide, felt here right out there like I need between then and now we're like an hour like you like. Let's go around too quick interbank up, let's call toasts cop, I do need it and I need it now. I thought I'd be I'll. Babylonia, savage, ok of your neck; ok, there's girls, they currently listening to episode. Fifteen. I heard you guys something about using your electric toothbrush for a vibrator will work, time this guy asked me for a sexy picture and asked me if I had a vibrator, I thought to myself well kinda, so I a picture of my vagina with the toothbrush in me with half of it hanging out he asked me is that a toothbrush. I go back and look at the picture and it says oral in big, bold letters, he blocked. We never talk to guide our already we mentioned vibrate vibrating, we mentioned masturbating with a toothbrush when
We were like in middle in wartime, re, didn't have access to a vibrant and listen I'll. Give it to you. If you need use it in the comfort of your own home? Then do you go for it? Put that's shit on your clip we don't have a fucking oral, be toothbrush hanging out of your. I know, guy in high, oh there's a or I'll be weakened. Cross has to pay, is hanging out of her fucking labs now, where we may now poor girl, I'm so sorry, I, this is a great story. Ok,. I am a division. One athlete with a girlfriend at a pretty big university lately are set lives have been boring and I feel as if she is taking me for granted. We ve been dating for over two years and I have it. I have ignored and turned down. Many girls passes out me except this one girl who caught my eye a connection. Was there the first night we met at a party and we swap numbers and we both significant others, and maybe that was a sexy thing about it. We discovered
We are both very kinky people and decided to do something crazy. I bought a man, de vibrator added a SEC shop, except it was one of those that you could control by a remote from over forty feet, away We planned it so that one weekend we read the same party with our significant others. We step too, during the party, I gave her the little vibrator to put in her pants. I could now control her pussy with the touch of a button from anywhere at the party with our significant others. At our side, we locked in contact across the room. Every time I made it vibrating we love our significant others, but sexually we can on another level. What why we wait hold hold, I need clarification because I'm actually beside myself you're telling that he never has liked This girl has just given her a little mobile device have by re thunderclap dude that they can. You imagine,
if they get caught cheating, but it's like never actually touched her. They just have this weird thing, imagine being the girlfriend or the boyfriend or so you catch him with the remote and then the girl. What are you do I rather you just bought me too. What one hell like you're, not fucking, put your basically making a vibrator vibrate ire points. I want to get one of those four you mean to round a party have Buzz Buzz, bitch, I'm here I love it. You guys you just fuck fuck the vibrator high men up and get your fucking dick, rice, if you're gonna cheat like she dumb all right. Okay, a guy used to hook up with, wants to have a three. So this is the worst question to follow this up, because people are literally gonna be like what is your pocket? Okay, okay, a guy used to hook up with one to have a three son with me and my best friend, but I have a boyfriend now if you only puts it in my by, is that still consider cheap obsolete. I ever
a chance of that question right there. Do you know what we're gonna say: nothing cheating is good. We. If you get it in the bud, it's not cheating at. If he uses economy in your vagina, it's not cheating and if you're gonna do it, there's a voicemail hog and you're, fine, we're saying: okay, Erin, okay, sorry, okay! This one gives me the cringe what okay I took a fire nude to send my fiance on Valentine's day. I took it on snapshot. Go to send its my future hubby. Unlike the dumb ass, I am, I clicked his friends name that was right next to his I should have checked. I should have made sure, but I just hit send before I could even realize I fucked up and call him explain or message him just be like holy fuck. I just totally fucked up. Don't look at that. My fiance is best friend sent a dick pick back
like. I was like well well. Well, well, you know I was, I send that's u by accident. I was not wanting you to actually see that and he said I won't tell him if you well and now, I'm sitting here, frazzled Spock. What in the hell do I do oh, my god that gives me legit anxiety. That gives me anxiety Y know why just instinctively, I think she has got to keep it to yourself. I Oh it's fucked up, and I know that probably means that, like his best friend is like not a good friend but like to call her daddy and me is like fuck it like. If it ever got out, you could be like wait. What are you talking about kind of thing and just be like that? Never happened, but there is a part of me. I think it also depends on their relationship if she's so open with her husband. I know I've had relationships that are more open than not be calling Mediately beg Babe and act like it. Just can anyone tell anything I knocked out. The thing is, I don't think you would ever get out, because the best friend is royally more screwed over than the girl
that's true like he, he yeah, you know what I mean. I think it's one take it to the great take it to the gods, and it could cause cause such major major issue. That is, side no, I did read from someone every girl, usually for some reason. We take our needs on snapshot, a daddy wrote in for a prototype, and she said if you guys are taking your news on snapshot and saving them Put your phone on airplane mode while you're taking your little nudes Photoshop. So you prevent yourself. If you do press accidentally the story option, it won't actually post so just I know for all you Neue snapper Xilai, ok, MAX nippers, tapirs, ok, ok, this one is very simple: how're you supposed to look hot. While giving head. Oh, whether maybe it's a man I don't know, but so having a dick in your hot,
how you're you're gonna look hardwood yeah? I can't I can't say enough anything. You do during sex. A guy is really rarely ever gonna think its growth is peanuts being in your own these bodies is the girls you have to get over. The fact that you have your fuckin or watering, and you ve Dick in there is hot, that it is right. Now your most a try. Why don't I mean whom I want to say is kind of uglier. You look the better. Have I seen it the sloppiness, the wetness, the even if you fucking shit coming out of your know. How you're running knows that is what. One art animal, the sloppier, the data go to town and be sloppy alright. So if you prepare yourself, oh god,. The beginning of this says prepare yourself my ass run- and I went on a double date because she was nervous about meeting the sky from tender because it seem like it would actually work this time.
The entire dinner was normal and the guy seemed supercool super nice and the complete package. My friend and I had a meeting in the bathroom because she wanted to know if she should go back to his place. I told to do it because it was going so well the next morning she called me to tell me how it went and I almost dropped dead. She walked into his apartment, and he had five pet hamsters flash durables with pictures of all over the living room? I hope she a little uncomfortable, but she figured it was a big deal. They went into his bedroom and started making out things were getting hot. So he pulled away and in the most serious voice he looked at her dead in the eye, and he said I dont know if you ve ever done this before But I want you to put this tube in my ass and let one of my gerbils girl in no mortified. She said. Excuse me to a t, got extremely defensive and kicked her out. I don't know about you, girls, but I do not think gerbil poor was actually a fetish. Do
Alexandra. I have to her about this terrible situation report and I really believe AIDS real, put gerbils up there, but it could not be more real. Let me tell you why I know it's real I got a so back in the day with no so I was sitting with my mom over Christmas break in and she was telling me she to the podcast and she was like. There is something I know oh, that you girls have brought up yet that it was such a phase back in my day and unlike what mom like oral and she's like no. Mostly, it was for gay men would have durables crawl into their asshole and eat out there ass and there was literally an epidemic of game and having to go to the hospital, because durables we're getting stuck up there ass
so why is held on tackling? No, I swear. I'm gonna do a lot of bad. It's from my mother. The psychologists have all. I believe you me if I'm relating it right right it and I think the pipe is so that it doesn't get stuck up their cause goes into the EU and at length the asshole and then it Actually I've seen this on an episode of sound There was like some celebrity guy that used to do it. I don't believe it straight straight up. Gerbils eat out their asshole. It's craziest fucking thing, and then they get stuck. How do you? What do you do hope that you blew it out They literally go to the hospital, need to get them out for them yeah it's so flat. You know what guys I meant to do my dreams. It's like the journey home and hard hard, bigger, no everyone's googling right now and I swear it's a thing. Ok, I swear we'll see all right all right down
daddy that this was a really fun one day. I hope everyone is going to a fact checked me with that Jervis situation. I hope not no, you are ever sending the long ass text. Now bitching about someone not answering you on time and restaurants for the when we're not doing doggie filters, while we cry and girls, Look. You are initiating the fuck out of sacks yards. Fifty fifty girls seizing teasing Tuesday teasing? And you know this weekend you're trying to be a shady motherfuker. You hit that voicemail tricking you're on your way to success on your side. Hoe can't wait to see you there already guys. Thank you for listening to another episode of call her daddy love. You daddy, every fucking Wednesday.
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