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28- Finessing a Fuckboy (or girl)

2019-03-26 | 🔗

Alex and Sofia listened to another podcast..and want to apologize to their listeners in this week's episode. They also discuss a sex move they recently encountered that EVERY man should be doing to women- introducing the Mona Lisa. They also address plan B and faking pregnancies. Lastly, they discuss a huge trend in social media that needs to STOP and reveal an old internet hack that is pure gold (Hi Google). 

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the yesterday Alex, and I were listening to another podcast that someone recommended it and we had a revelation. We must sound guys like we smoke crack. Do you seven lines of cocaine and like pop daughter, all pop world? I don't before we record, as we literally I don't Listen to podcast! I just I don't even listen to my own, an old. When were you kidding? Oh, my god, I would only enter a witness protection program. Florence ever listening to him like turn it off turn it off turn it off. You can't listen to myself so guys we listen to this podcast, like put it on the speakers at our apartment and Sophia, and I am the first like to what We looked at each other and we were like what the well in the I I think for the most part podcasts are, I don't even know how to explain.
There should be consumed in a way. That's just like chill. This is not coming This is it's like. We say something and then two seconds later on a completely different topic. I'm only and then he talked to me in my eyes then I turned around and I felt the yeah yeah yeah it's so anyway. It was. It was just shocking to like No, how we sound there was a girl that wrote in actually an she said guys. I need to tell you: there are certain parts of the podcast that sound like they're sped up like something happened like during the uh. Process and I'm playing it is not a bad spot. Is that all it's better? If you take a look at those and they were like what why don't you talk so fast? I think this week is sold hi, I'm like oh, my God, the post, not thirty, let's get into it yeah if you're, five or six type of the deck, and then we go so guys. I I apologize if you are listening to us and like the girls are on fast forward, so that wasn't the news though
Oh, no, that was not Alex that the crazy. This thing happened to know the most embarrassing thing that most embarrassing. We have talked about department a million times. Well, there's breaking news guys. I was sitting on a actually a piece of furniture that we got from the trash. If you guys haven't listened to our past episodes, Sofia and I Lauren our other roommate, we have furnished our apartment base. Charlie from the trades are permit, is fully furnished from the trash aside from the coffee table. That means every aware every couch everything every painting, yes from side of the road and then again, but let me clarify from the trash, is we mean a lot of people in New York City just put their sit on the side of the road and then you know it could be a new chair and they just didn't want there is a man I you are more like yes. Well, I can assure you that we do not have a new chair. Okay
So so we are sitting in our apartment and I get a dm 'cause. I just posted a story of our living room and what do I read Sofia this girl wrote in? like. Oh my god, that's my chair. I hope you girls enjoy it like what why is really a fan, writes in an her garbage, is in our living room furniture in our Bartman that is, like I kind of terrifying guy In that moment. I think we were both. We just stare at each other and were like what the fuck is wrong with you. I know we literally have a fan's chair. In the right. Our apart this, so this right that it is is we would have no furniture if it wasn't for our third roommate throughout likes, and I I really true,
really we are frat boys at heart. We are, we are we're messy it. We we don't really give a about what our apartment motel. I like we spent the first few months in our apartment, eating sitting on the yeah sitting on the floor and finally, our third roommate Lauren. She was like you guys we need see. We need something to sit on, were you think I'll tell I just walk over the trash like it's yeah. I'm No, I think we're going to when we move guys we're going to move soon and I think we're really, going to get it done, we're going to have a we're going to buy all the furniture, I think so maybe and we're going to make it cuter and none of the furniture will be coming with us, Oh yeah, I know from from our apartment. I almost had our apartment number, but oh, so yeah. So guys. Just you know come on this journey with us. Come on this journey. With this dodge no were growing up. We are- and I think, a lot of times- girls wouldn't admit this stuff that we do in the
that we do literally. I think a lot of girls also aren't disgusting. Ok, yes, there's that too. Ok, so social media here we go here. We go. Let's just make this quick, because it's such a show guys dot again. A lot of you been writing in and you guys are like. Oh my god guys. We I have such a great hack like if you want to post a third drop on your instagram story and have the guy that you're trying to get his attention like. If you want to see him to see it, but you don't want. Obviously your whole instagram following to see it like your mom and your grandma that follow you use the close friends, no knock it off, knock it, the mother as a right now. It's, you don't do it. It's probably the most transparent thing you can do it. Everyone knows what you're telling a. Let me sympathize with you guys a little bit, because I understand that on Snapchat is the whole. You had the whole feature in the beginning. When you could,
basically choose people who you want to yeah. I remember, however, on Snapchat that person doesn't know how many people are seeing yeah with Instagram in this whole. Close friends thing you guys have to understand, like I am on someones that has me as their close friends. You guys are not closing, I'm like. Why does he have me on the and he's trying to like flex when he's flying places on his pj? I'm like I don't care right. Why plan, your close friends, we've literally met at once. So I understand listen. I get the idea guys, but I I also confirmed with Milfhunter, and he was like, I think it's so weird when I go on in a girl, has like Obviously, I'm never going to complain about an ash shot in a mirror selfie, but he's like it's kinda weird when she has more close friends and I'm like, I think we haven't even like slid into each others, DMS yeah like. Why am I on that? It's too it's way too transparent, so guys clean that the
I bear saying I wanted to bring up just a little comment that I over heard. Oh so I was actually talking to my guy friend and he was talking out dating apps and he was like there is a rule that every guy lives by and he said that what he does when he goes to a girls profile on a dating app yeah. He goes and finds the ugliest picture of Ok, and he says this is what she will look like in person all literally he scrolls through every picture until he finds the ugliest one and then decides that's what she's going to look like, for example, even look worse, and this is what she's going to look like and do I want to go on a date. I thought that was very interesting, he's so interesting as I'm over here I mean I like: nobody, cares two photos. We kinda looks hard but the other ones he's really like. Do I just give him a chance with a hot photo? No, no Fuchs. So maybe we gotta kind of all rewire ourselves here, Daddy gang. When you go
for guys or girls profile for on the dating up. You got gotta just when you'll see you're the ugliest one. Well, that's what they're going to look like or worse, I think that's! A really good point How to read Flash back to, I think, there's like memes on Instagram and Twitter with regard to the whole, like picking who you want to see. Your story is in there that meme, where they're like when your girlfriend is like you need to post me more and so He post her on her snap or on his snapchat story, but he lauded for everyone but her. So she gotta love that he posted me. It's like no one else sees it as we see that wouldn't even work on Instagram. Exactly if I was a girl, an I told a guy like babe like let's start posting pictures together, which I would never never I'm being held.
Message: if you see her posting with a man, it means I'm literally have a gun to my head bug: plywood. Never I could be it could literally be life or death. I would never ask a guy to post a picture. No, no, but if he went and put it on close friends. A picture would be like. Do you think, I'm dumb for your close friend pull up your close friend. Let me see, let me see how many are there. It's literally mean like my two best friends on there just to please yeah. It's actually pretty funny. I mean we're always taking care of. Right, we always specially the men. I mean we, you guys know it's we always say little khaki attics out there knock it of yep. I know I've seen some of the Daddy gang Alixan there wearing shirts that do not fit them the way they know
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But then I want you looking hot hot sexy, getting laid like a piece of me, this new segment right here. This segment is truly gets me hard. Yeah. I like thinking about giving the daddy gang there's is getting his cool, like I feel like beyond, say and lemonade when she has a baseball bat and she's like yes, v advising every car are a. Daddy Gang. Let's say it together, one two: three: how to trap a fuccboi die. The gang. I want everyone to sit back and relax. Okay is because we are going to give you step by step in detail by detail. Master manipulation like you have never heard, and this is probably gonna piss people off we're going bowling the game we are, and I think, a lot of times people will write into our podcast that they don't like
they're, not fans and they're like you guys- are promoting unhealthy shed and you guys are manipulating Xyz. Listen. I IT with MEL Hunter all the time there are two people in this world, those who finesse and those who get finessed and you choose which one you want to be listen, get it like cheating and all this we know it's not healthy, but it's reality. Yeah, like people get so pissed when we're trying to help crack the code of like, for example, what we're about to talk about how to you know what happens This is what I'm gonna say all right. All right. I am going to sound like a me, a mature, reasonable, all grown up. Okay, okay, I'm going to say number one! You should never really be trying to trap the fight boy. I know that sounds like the opposite of what I just said, but just hear me out right you, if you feel like you, need a trap, someone you probably just need to get the out bottom line, yeah. Okay for sure you should be trying to trap of.
There any man for that matter, you should be going and getting a self esteem masturbating and learning to be ecstatic by yourself, whatever an like. Let a guy come to you. If a guy wants you to, let you know with that sad, I can tell you how to fucking trap. One affect point is like a fuckin' burning building. Not everyone out here is a fuckin' firefight but some of us Biches want to play fuckin' here. Oh I get it a lot of times, we really don't go for the fuccboi, but we, some of us, can't help it. So, like I founding fathers we are we're going to I love you, I just needed to tell them the healthy route, but we're going to get fuckin' bad with here. We go alright, guys so liking. A fuckboi is really one of the weirdest emotional things. A girl experiences because, especially when you're a little bit younger- and you have like your first run in
your first love, be I I know it's sad, but it is kind of funny because correct me, if I'm wrong, a lot of girls will act, oblivious like they didn't see the sign, when in reality of not knowing. Even if he's the line type, I thought boy will really always kind of show. You saw that I mean it's it's ten I only don't want to know an we're done. We convince ourselves to catch feelings, or my personal favorite is when girls are like. I can change him I can save him from his awful life of fucking. A bunch of branches know, know, know, know know. So what is a fuckboy Z2 types of fuckboys, two types, there's very
yep go ahead I'll text. There is the one who is truly a fuccboi to the core. It is part of their personality and like pretty much, they will never change right like when they're sixty years old there. I thought boy, ITALY in their court and then the second type. Is there going through a fuccboi phase and Every girl goes into the relationship, hoping that it's the fuccboi phase and they're going to come out of it. We can change him yeah. I can say no, you can't. No, you can't save him, but what you can do is you can match his Fuckboi persona, an faq with him right back. Well quickly. Ok, Alex yeah, I feel like a guy, is not a fuccboi if he is being up front with you yeah. If you're going into the relationship an he's sitting you down and he's like, I am not looking for anything serious, I'm here to fuck I'm here to have a good time.
If you're down to fucking, knock your feelings and therefore it yeah and girls will try to say girls will try to be like no like he is a fat boy. I know you're saying it's like those girls that if they ask their friends like oh like does he suck around a lot she's like yeah he's such a fuck boy? That is let us clarify. That is not a fuccboi. If a guy has sex with a lot of girls, that does not make him a fun toy and then- and that's just you sucking catching feelings. Sarah sorry, but no that's not yeah, and then, if he's being completely upfront with you in the beginning, he's not a fuccboi he's telling you what's up a fuckboi is the guy that lies too your face they using about you in bed, you know what I mean it's when they use manipulation tactics in the Knesset situation to get the Fuckin' poon. Oh, how we reset that were done following pill. You really are a frappe right yeah. I don't think I've ever said Paul right. So how do you trap
in call her daddy fashion, we're going to teach you how to trap a fuccboi, let's get into it in order to trap a fuccboi? Ladies and gentlemen, guys could kind of listen to this too, because if you're fucking with the fuck girl 'cause there I'm looking at one sitting across the table from Q will listen. First and foremost is this: is a classic game of mirrors right yeah? So when you are trying to fuck with the fuccboi entrap him, the tendencies of a fuckboy are inconsistent communication. Yeah there's the public flirting to kind of like embarrass you, if you're at the bar yet have you been hooking up, and then you see him with another girl, they disregard your emotions, yeah.
Inconsistent, behavior, all around sporadic texting following other people on the ground. After you guys just fuckin' liking your posts and then ten others at the same time, acting like super into one second, and then you don't hear from him for three days: munication yeah. So in order to trap a fuccboi yeah, you are going to play the same
type of game. You mirror mirror it all. So Sofia, yes, Milfhunter! Oh, I love. When you see the king, Fuckboy Milfhunter told me that he was talking this girl right, and this is going to be an example of how you can basically trap a fuccboi, so he was fucking this girl and he went and followed four of her sorority sisters like in an hour. Ok, the girl was like why the fuck did you just follow, like all of my friends like what the funk a normal girl, who's fucking with a fuccboi yeah. She called him out right. You should never never be calling him out on his bullsh.
Ever it makes me sad. You turn a blind eye to what he's doing. It's you never never ever ever, hold him out on their shells, knock it the fuck knock it of listen. Girls. I get it in the heat of the moment. You guys just had sex the week that four and then you see him following his legs are following hosting a Winky face on your best friends picture. Yeah I get it, you never Amber hold them? This is what you do mill punter then Ed, I got a taste of my own medicine because another girl, I was fucking- I followed her friends to and instead of calling me out, he goes Cooper. I posted one of my boys on my story with me and I tagged him yeah, and then I saw two hours later yeah the girl that I just on a Wednesday. She went and fall. My boy and I was like hold but hold on hog, didn't know he was like you can't just go far
Oh my fucking boys, I'm the one you're you're fucking you're mimicking their behave, their behavior and you're, not calling them all let's talk. Can we talk about that rate down yeah, yeah yeah, the first step, I think, to dropping a boy you are never calling them out on their yes with that said, you don't want to look like an eighty ask your not calling them out on their stuff, but you're not like incomplete Lala land and feel like fuckin', all your friends and you don't like it. You know that girl, it's like almost a fuckboy's dream, is when it's like. She does everything for him. She fucks him. She leaves everything perfect and then he's poking around and she never calls him out and he's like. Ok, this Biches Oblivia there's a line.
Which you don't call them out yet, but you do subtle. Bucking thing: yeah! Let's talk about these subtle things. Yes, you make almost inconspicuous comments about how they are effect boy, but they need to be executed so well. So from the start, from the get go talking about sex and dating with them right off the bat, I am super open about talking to the guy an like what he's up to right because a first date. You can go in there and you can talk about like so like do you do this on our first yeah and like have you eyed girls do Aston Exciter, odd yeah, and if you don't look crazy because So first you like. I met you twenty minutes. You have no loyalty, no jealousy or nothing. I think that's something that on a first hang out or something huh, my strategy is come off, so
in an until an in a way that I'm, like. Oh my god, wait. Ok, can I ask you last girl, you Fuct, did she oh when she was like? properly you basically just like joke around and ask them questions, and now we need to go in there like she. Always she always talk, but you know what I mean like asking that one hundred percent joking sexual question I always like to ask about like the dating Ok, ok, I'm like oh, so, like ok, we can have a little more perverted like did she booking dot com? The point of this everyone listening the point of this is immediately. This guy is seeing why the fuck is she ok with me yeah I like what I'm doing other exactly we are. Why is she chill yeah that that's number one yup and then number two is when you're the open with them in the beginning? It shows that there are no feelings, no feeling none, none
There are no feelings on your end and it also sets you up for the future that then, when you keep making those comments, it's not out of nowhere yeah and set from the beginning. That's the precedent, an that when you start to get closer to possibly having those feelings you can drop. The like okay, say like the so you thought, did you and then he's like? Why the fire is she ok with knowing that the you know what and then giving them just a little bit of that. Like you know, you kind of have some insight into a guys. My yes, you know what I mean yeah, because you're you're like have you ever had a girl. Do you x, Y Z and you'll, say something that you know a guy heaps of a girl does route and and like, and then he's like. Why does this girl have like this inside info into a guy doing the post, not clear? I This is your go to writing it up all the time all the time, You guys are like how do you know about budget on Sophia's lot
God that talking to talking Alex, I called it. The PNC he's like extend you like what is the PNC and, like you know, you know, like the glass go. You've talked to Josh Loki, try to cuddle you when yapping post, not clear and the guy. What did he say? He was like how he was like what is the PNC. First of all, I thought the po What are you talking about You know you know better than I did like. Why do you know that yeah, it's like Bich. What how you know that, so it's it's it. Let's them know that you know the game, you know If you have insight into how would I think yeah
share, your meaning with it yeah you're entertained by talking about, and it throws them off yeah. So after your into your first few, hang out with a stock boy uhhuh, this is my tactic. You we talked about making comments. Okay, you cannot over play them, and I can't stress that enough girls, it you can. You have to read the setting and you have to make sure your tone is not coming off too sarcastic that you come off as back her. This seems to be executed perfectly. For example, I used to do this to the guy used to date before we started dating and it with him. Okay, I knew he was other girls, but he kept like forcing the whole like I like you, I like you and I'm like your little talking to twelve other girls, but like okay, got a lot of it. So what I would do a huh he was gonna go out for a boy's night and I would be there before hand because I was gonna go for girls night, while back alright I'll see like tomorrow, whatever he's getting ready.
I'm sitting on the bed. He would come out in his outfit that he was going to go to the bar with, and I will look at him and I was like oh my god, babe go change and he'll be like what I'd like. You cannot wear that shirt to the bar. No girl is going to go home with you and fuck you let alone go up and flirt with you at the bar. You need to go to. Let's go change immediately. I know immediately he's standing there like we hold on he's like. Why are? You ok with me getting fucked feel like wait. Why do you want me to change and look good for other girls, and then this is where you come in an you say something so like in. Can you why they're going to see. Why do you care if I'm getting talked or he's going to say I'm not fucking other girls you mean I'm not going to the bar to fuck other girls you're going to just brush off his question and you're just going to be like. I just want you to look presentable, baby. Don't change change! You laugh it off that guys
It is in our mind, food store guy out there like in this is, I think, another good point we can make is so you say that whole thing, you need to go change, no girls going to suck you in that shirt. If he comes back, you know like what are you talking about and you're like We obviously know you're like talking other girls like that's fine. That is at the mill, no keeping it going and being like. I know, you're talking other girls, it's finally like getting so her. Now you look to buy her. A look back. You have to make the job all my god. No girls gonna, not sure, please go change. Yes, he addresses it. What the and then you brush it on and you're, like relax, just go to go to a chance to change. Yes, that I thought we cringe is inside. Okay, yeah he's Why is she acknowledging that I could be potentially getting pussy,
You guys don't underestimate the power of these jobs, like it fucks with them bucks with them in a way that they don't know what to do so. Let's talk to them about. When is a time that you don't respond to a fuccboi so so like, for example, I just said when he says what are you talking about, I'm not going to go fuck this bench and you brush it off. So I think there's there's two instances where you don't respond to me like boy, ok, and he comes out you asking questions about what you're doing yeah when all that's a good one when he is like okay, so, like you know, what are you up to our Utah right? What you know like what I do for you did you do last night. So, for example, if you had said that to him when he you're like go change and he was like a wall, I'm not trying to go girls at the. Are: are you going to go out tonight? What are you up to you brush it?
off rush it do you never respond to that? Do not engage in that conversation. I don't know you. Are this shady mix shade and you're like? I always, I think, usually when they hit me with the like. Won't who what are you doing? Are you already know what you do you answer sarcastically, that's why you are sick, you're, sick, and I said we are. I do it too I'll be like. Oh, my god, like are you kidding me like? I don't have time to do anything baby either go you're the only man in my life or you go complete opposite you're, like oh, my god, I'm literally doing the entire tri state of New York. So when you obviously know your yeah can, when you answer, that sarcastically you are not you're, not giving them any, and their annoyed. Yes, I know you're lying you do not engage. So even if he's like, no tell me the truth and you're like maybe I will
A virgin before I met you, you were Bertinelli boat, took each others v cards and he's like what the fuck and then you laugh it off and you're like relax, and you literally walk out of the room or yeah you can literally, That's for me to know, and you find out you see it so yeah! You do because you guys are, I problem, he's like I'm, not. You know good baby they Let you know I'll be glad you literally could see. That would you like? Are you site on well yeah, yeah yeah, it's it's William, okay, this second time that you don't respond that you shouldn't be responding. Okay is any time this faq boy. Is trying to have an intimate moment with you or your serious conversation you completely. This gets my Jaguar. Yes, I fucking love this one. For example, if a guy is Just like you know, like I've, been wanting to talk to you like it's kind of like we're
getting to like? I, like, I really like you you're you're, my girl. Whatever those comments, those are the times that girls fall into the trap and they get feelings and they're like oh, my god like no teaming me, is like he I'm! No, no! No it doesn't. Thank you, let's see! Is there any way, Hazel not aim with you, it's true. So what I do is I act as if it almost made me feel awkward yeah in a hurry and change the topic of conversation. It's so weird. Looking right now be with everything coming out of your mouth and like yep, I do that too yeah and they don't. You looks at you and he's like this girl really doesn't want to go there with me at all yeah guys the boys pride on using the line of I, like you and you're the one, and I really like I'm. I just obviously like we don't need to be in
relationship yeah, but like. I think that we could be seeing all that shit. They blow smoke up your ass and what they usually get back is. Oh, my god. I like you too girl when he says this to you. You are going to like Sophia. I'd look like kind off like you're, a male a little bit on really comfortable and, like you, don't want to go there and you can you change you'll, not respond, no person, you kind of like chuckle and then you're like all right. Let's watch this Netflix thing like literally, oh boy, yeah that'll cause, this is going to be the best piece of advice I'm going to give because you just said the fuccboi likes to blow smoke up. Your ask you tell you all of these things to your face. This is so cliche, but it is the truest thing- and I use this in my day to day life.
All the time all right everyone's like I don't really want Sophia device honestly, so she uses in her day to day she's a psycho. I know it works, but actions speak louder than words This is so huge when it comes to the fat boy. I've been in this situation. Oh my god, I have a guy sitting there. Looking me, in my eyes, baby love, you I'm in love with Do you I want to spend the rest of my life with you like? That's when you have a guy telling you that you, you know you want to eat it all up, be like! Oh, my gosh, of course, but when they're saying that and then their actions say differently, he doesn't respond to you he's like yeah
or even days at a time. Those are his actions and that's the only thing you need to be young attention to. Are the action only thing that matters? Thank you, but can I love? You get get the yeah. I love you and you and says a lot of my so I know- and I think that's such a good point because listen girls, the whole point of how to trap the boy we're talking about it near their action yeah when you are avoiding talking about when they get a little emotional with that when they try to get you in your feelings and you don't respond or when you make a comment about, oh my god, it's going to take you at the bar and then he's like wait. What and you're just you laugh it on when you are so casual and milfhunter confirm this guys, fucking hate anything that may let them feel like they are sharing a girl yeah. Even if they know they are milk. Hunters, like
I want to know about it. I don't want to think about it and when you act like you, don't care, it makes the fuccboi think so. They're being casual with me to this is just about. They don't even they don't even like me. They may not care about me. I'm just here to have fun here to fuckin' fuckin'. Really they look at you like. Ok, so this girl could give two fucks about. Ian and about getting serious like she's with She is just having fun and for some reason guys are so attracted to them. I got there like wait, no marry me there, like, I really boner, oh my god, it actually older guys gay always they always are thinking like for sure God there every
ready to settle down so brilliant. Another thing I want to say- and this is a big one, ladies and gentlemen- disappear. Oh my god, this a pure the inconsistent communication from a Fuckboi is one of their strong suits. It's something that really almost is the catalyst towards forcing girl to like gravitate towards that give girls like wait at the chase. I want it. I want it you're sitting around waiting for his tax and it's driving you crazy, so disappearing is something that you should. Go away for a couple days and then not answer them and then literally had mud. Meg, hey like I'm coming over tonight, like let's talk or something fall off the face of the earth literary couple days so he's like where the fuck is Ipad, Alex. That is, like the main the main you can do you know what I want to tell little Mills Hunter story about all.
Basically tying all of these into one okay. So for research purposes, of course we reach out to milfhunter when we knew we wanted to talk about. Fuccboi of the century- times are for president. So I reached out to him- and I was like listen we're talking about fuckboys talk to me about a time that a girl kind of cracked the code and slid into your heart a little bit. I mean he was like alright, I'll. Do it I'll? Do it for the daddy gang? Oh man, I can't like for minute, but I'll do it. I can't wait for this story, so he started talking to this girl. He met on a dating app. There texting their sexting all this ship, ok. Finally, they hang out for the first time, and he said this girl was unbelievable in every aspect of
bad and the way that she hung out with me. So she was, he loves getting his dick sucked, just putting all record yeah they'll find you like you, like. You know what I'm really good at bad. Getting my dick sucked getting my dick, let love the guy says, said Cooper. She went down on me before we started and she like sucked the life out of my dick. It was the hardest thing. She just went ham and it was the sloppy as nasty as gross as well yeah and she was like Dalam they're committed to the game, so she sucked his dick they and he said it was an amazing fox. She was crazy whatever after they he's, said that she gave him a unbelievable massage he's like I went through my post, not clarity. She started massage love. Men love a massage love, I didn't believe.
You! I know you until I started dating this guy and he was like. Oh my god. I would actually want. Ok, sorry, I was just this tangent about girls. If you want to give a good, massage Jesus Christ, so she starts giving him a massage and he said I had gone through my post nut and she was massaging me rubbing my hair, etc. Until literally, she massage me to sleep. Oh my god, he said he woke up about. Thirty minutes later something and she was gone. Oh my god, massage him to sleep. I let herself out my mind is blown he was like
daddy. He said this was best fuqing case sucked. My dick sucked me right, massage me to sleep and let herself out wow. Now this is the kicker yep on their second hook up. So in his mind, he had the images of her sucking dick of her fucking him right and he was like. I was amped for the second hook up. We had been talking nasty, we had been sexting, it was getting disgusting and I was ready for the second hookup was ready to try all these new moves on her. He said she didn't suck. My dick for that long, it was like a little pre sex blow job, but like not as nasty in like a quick little over try over drive overdrive on that day. Good luck! No! He will look like one thousand one thousand. If okay so
and then he said we fucked and after they fucked. She got up started. Getting ready immediately grabbed his face, like his two cheese with her hand, kissed him on the cheek and said I'll text you when I get home and walked out. Please tell me she didn't text him. She did not text him when she got home. She did not text him when she got home and milk Hunter was like. Stay here confuses funk where's, my massage, where was that dicks sucking turn, oh lux, five hundred and ninety five right in and where the fuck was her getting. Crazy nasty what the fuck That is so incredible. I can I'm ashamed of myself yeah. He was like she started to make me feel insecure
She did until you and he said he loves that I felt emasculated. I thought you were for the milfhunter to come out here and say he's feeling insecure and used. Oh my god. This pitch! No the game so why he said he ended up doing. Oh, my god. She was like first of all, he's he's so funny like. Obviously, I don't care about her safety, but I use that as an excuse and I texted her I was like: did you get home? Ok, yeah, so Milfhunter, Post, fuc, Fuc Ing slid and texted. This cloud did not hit him up and what he said was. I started to feel like a side piece. I wish she literally made me feel. Does this, but have a boyfriend yeah hold on she mind, fuct the Fuckfuckfuck out of his soul, the first
hi yeah and came back, didn't give a massage given give him this and it didn't text him what he said was he was like if she hadn't played it like this, we probably wouldn't have hung out more than twice because she wasn't even my type physically. He was just addicted to the fact that he felt like He was chasing her around and he was like wait was the dick not grey? What happened? She was unattainable, unattainable and she was confusing, and that is what you mean beautiful, that's what you to be milled hunter, told Maine, the are two ways basically for a girl to get his real, like attention, and capture his heart, but not really, but just like kind of yeah. He said one, it's those who mirror a lot of what I do so they kind of are acting like the guy in the situation, and I like wait what the Faulk pay attention
or two, those who are super thoughtful and nice to me? What ok listen to this he had said. I know that's kind of confusing 'cause you're like wait. What the fuck he said, one of the girls that he was fucking would just bring food like he would never ask for it and she would always just grab him something from home or make him something she would she bought him like Tiger balm and brought it over and would like massage when she would come over him leave and I was like does it not going to say that sounds like stage five clinger right. I said that to him and he was like Cooper. No man is going to be like I'm not going to eat this chipotle because she wants to be something I'm going I can eat the to pull a walker and then maybe just not answer for you guys are just so animalistic it's late. We cry it is here that would give them because he said he had a girl. It started to progressively start doing his laundry after cooking. In my life I never do
so I needed her around so bad, but when she, back in did that first load of clothes and hit start on that spin cycle baby. She had a walk in. I thought that was like rule number one easily not be. Well, that's the thing! If ok, let's talk about this ok, there is a level of if you do that yeah and he wakes up the next day and you're still there after sex in your lingering in your fucking sitting there like. What do you wanna do today? Ok, I wanted to bring this up 'cause. You mentioned how the first girl was gone, gone the next day. So after you have sex with the boy, what is the protocol? You know, I think the answer is inconsistency yup. You should never do the same thing I know they're out there should be times where you leave. Right away. They rent out of maybe leave like four
I am right and then throw in a couple times where you sleep with him at, but you never stay there past the more. You never ever ever ever. I think so I do you don't like you, we've been with him for sure. Once you wake up wake, you gotta go you're not like. Let's get breakfast yeah. I think that's so important too, because he said, like I just said no funder said it's. If she nears what I'm doing he's nice to me, and he said what is the way to travel boy is if you combine those right so what we balance exactly it's a balance because I was I was talking to Alex, not just the other day. I was hooking up with a guy like a few months ago and I just hate it sleeping in his bed like I know, and I can hated it so, every single time you would hook up. I would be like Fink thank you both gone. I would be gone, but I felt like
bugging process. You like thanks for the thought, God I got like that made me feel like a prostitute, so it's like you, gotta mix it up. You know, I think, that's the whole mixing up. That's the whole name of the game, yeah! It's the inconsistency that drives them to want you more because every Fuckboi I I'm telling you when you're looking at right now, every suck boy in their life how's the girls that are literally being forced, shoved out the door. Please leave your staying too long, the girls that are massage doing their laundry and then they're saying the next day, all over Iraq that no no, no and and then they also have the girls like we said in the beginning that are down for the they leave and then ever ask questions and that's fine, because maybe that girl is not even trying to trap it? Maybe they did dicks just so good right, but the girl that's trying to trap the fuccboi whether your intentions are to try to him or just to trap him or just walk with him yeah the name of the game is mirror what they do.
Inconsistency in never play your cards and tell him what you are doing, because you will come off like you're, trying so hard to prove to him. Oh, my god, fuc too, there is a line, that when I was in high school, I would say this an Alex. Tell me that you didn't say this line either. It is fucking mortifying that I would even say this. I loved to walk around and be like. You know, I'm just not like other girls. I said my god. I'm totally tell me that you didn't used to do that in high school. You think you're, so fucking cool, but honestly, I'm not like other girls die die. I'm not like most girls, knock it off.
Alex Cooper and Sophia Franklin in high school back then knock it. The funk occitano, that's so embarrassing to talk about in previous episodes when girls are like. I just have trust issues it's worse than girls use could never ever be saying, I'm just not like other girls. If you're saying that, then you are every other fucking basic bishop backup. No, no! I think I'm trying to channel my inner high school. I think you say that because you're, like you, an empty. Thank you can just like such this buck girl, like you're, so yelling you're cool under one with the boys, shot the puck up You look so forget it, but that's what I'm saying is you cannot let the catch on that you're trying. No yeah, but we we said, don't if he's like. Well, who the fuck are you fucking, don't be like? Don't worry bout, what
I'm doing well, you're doing what you want to do. I can do what I want to do. No, no, no get a little smirk on your face and just be like babe relax. Just the the amount of times yeah I used to tell the guy I talked to to relax. They get insecure, don't play your hand and let them below. Leave, whatever they want their mind is going to raise yeah because, like I said milk Hunter said even though their fucking twelve million girls out there, they don't want to believe that you're fucking someone else, this strategy that we just gave people it's kind of. We just gave them SIRI insider information, and I don't give a shit. I don't give it you want to help out. The daddy gave me too, because a lot of girls are like. I want to suck with respect. Then you know that most podcasts are like that is so unhealthy. It's not how that's not mature. That's not how you should live your life. That's fine!
that's fine. I agree with them, but that's not going to change the fact that the fucking game were absolutely every time will always be the game. It's always going to be there an it's just if you want to play it or not right or you want to get played instead, yeah, ok, dude, you know what's going to happen we're going to get it's going to focus in the asset some guys going to listen to this episode that we start dating when he's like this thing is strings. No, no 'cause! This thing is is when they listen to this and they come out with the game we're creating a new one that is we are talking all that ask us to their like how did you get all your secrets. We will create a new game, a new gamers to fuck, with the functional that sucks the fat boy, that new game, that no no I'll. Just in time, Well, then we help until taking over there baby back that one in finesse. You once again. Thank you again here we go Holyshit can we get into sex? I visited waiting for you to we have said we have sex right now,
hurry Alex for real, I'm into ok, guys been playing hard to get and I'm over it come on over here and sit on my lap. Let's do the whole podcast with you. Ok, so a lot of people are always asking it's like guys how to spice it up. How do I spice up my sexual intercourse, whether it's with your girlfriend, your boyfriend, your wife? your husband, your fiance, there's several failure, fuckboy, decide piece, there's a mistress, I think a million ways, but we want to talk about role play. This is something to do with the wig I get excited so guys, girls. I think there is something to be said about a setting a setting yeah for sex yeah. I've heard this a million times when people are married and they've been married for ten two thousand and thirty years.
Um sax experts, which I am not oh? Yes, you walked or am actually yes, I am, I might not have the degree but kind of they always say change up the setting literally, if you guys have to just go a hotel and jet a motel on your health. If you're, a little playing is used to be a process to to and get out get the room by the hour boom boom gold love it so women and men yeah. So if you and I want to give you guys an idea, yeah
ladies, you are going to tell your man. I want to meet you for drink wanna meet you for drinks. This is not going to be any normal drink situation, though we're going to role play tonight. Yeah you are going to be whoever you want to be an I'll, be whoever I want to be. Ladies you're going to go, whether it's on Amazon or to a store and you're going to buy yourself yeah a hot wig. If you're a blonde go brunette. If you're brunette go blonde, redhead goat, curly straight longer, shorter, whatever you wanna, do you wear a wig dressed to the fucking nine? Yes, you tell him a time and place. You tell him meet you at a hotel bar hotel bar. I think that's like so. If I come to an you, have to set the rules with your man,
or your woman yeah that the minute that you to see each other. You cannot break character at all. Ever. I think a lot of times couples if you are close, your like. Oh god, ok, wait! Here we go yeah. No! No! You are literally if your name is fuqing Sophia tonight, your Veronica in Dave, your Roberts right. Ok, if you're going to do this, you gotta go one hundred percent and go through with it. I know little like oh my gosh, like no feel like. I am Veronica Fuckin' throwing accent hello. I got a deal yeah. I think this is so hot because listen you bringing in this like you're, a different person, you're wearing a wig you're, giving him like a complete different persona. If you're super right be that girl that the I hop in it and sexy except truck yeah,
meet him at the fucking bar and fuck his brains out when you go up to the hotel room together, have a hotel room. Booked slice should do this. I want, So try me to first of all this sounds so fun so fun, so how do dick? If couples integrated it's like babe. Saturday night. You want to role play, get that hotel room. If you start integrating this into your relationship, I know it sounds kind of crazy, but like every other weekend. You can be a different woman and a different character, and it's so fucking hot and then also you. You can literally transform yourself in the bedroom as well. On. Night that you're not as vocal with your husband or your boyfriend or your girlfriend, your wife. This is the time for you to all of a sudden, become a man, freak in their mind that that's the point of that right and try out moves. Whenever dial get a,
I have some you can you can be whoever you want to be love, it love. We have a little sex tip, yep a little sex position that is so hot. It's really fun out, let's get into it. This is for guys. Girls can obviously do it too in a different way. But let's, let's focus on the guy is a tip for guys Alex, and I am I'm not going to say which one one of us had any experience with the man about love and are world world? Okay. It it side to side up and down what this man dead in was the hottest thing and we have deems this move yep, the Mon EL.
The Mona LISA we're not talking about the painting. Falk know you guys thought we were here to educate. You you guys thought we were here to talk about. Are you guys know that no one thought we were here to talk about a cough? The Mona LISA, you know say it with me, Alex just one hundred and twenty three, the Mona LISA. So this is what you're going to do you're. On top of her, you were going to waddle up an plop, your dick in her mouth love. Ok, this just sounds like a regular facebook know, know know You are then going to instruct her to touch herself and you were going to say. I want to feel you coming with my dick in your mouth. I want to feel your moans on my desk and I want your mouth full. Make yourself, calm. Okay, I just came. I
I'm horny now and I need to go to the literally came in my pants yeah I didn't know you could do that. If a guy did this to me, I am I am the worship being yeah he's like. I will actually put your dick in my mouth then when it's lost it, I don't give a any time any day. I wear light in me is the ground you will yeah lock on gas. I think every single guy really needs to pay attention to this movie, even if he doesn't fully understand we're doing great, take her hand and start putting it down where to put it, have your dick in her mouth. This girl is going to start getting herself off and I'm telling you guys when she is coming. There's two things: one for the girls can be great to work for you. If a girls coming and your deck is,
in her mouth and she can't open it to actually have her. It's your dick is little you've basically thought beginner, I mean they're gonna, there's a vibration, you're gonna Dale, her moaning, yeah and kind of I mean it's. It's going to be amazing. Also you can do a little glance back, yes, water and watch her touching herself, also guys you have to understand like for girls getting skull. Fucked is not usually what we plan to do. One Sunday morning. No, not really not really like a girl's, favorite pastime, say absolutely, but if you're going to add in this mill, where you're taking charge up any you're, also telling her like I care about. Your pleasure as well. You know this is this, makes it fun for ya. This move is absolutely one that girls can offer as well. And if a girl, all it, tells a lucky guy. I got to do that your day,
in my mouth. While I touch myself, I want to moan all over your dick while I'm going, I think a guy would actually cry cry cry tears of joy that he found an angel. Yes, the fact that one year offering him to facebook you and two your be coming while his dick is down yeah, I need to read you're gonna be touch yourself and you can watch you know my god and for your initiating my gods, girls. You know those are known to not do so. I think the Mona LISA is something I want every daddy in member to incorporate and then, if you can kind of like make sure that you come the same time as she does, I mean that's. Fire works, the Mona LISA
plan b, let's get right into it. Love love, love, love, love, hearing plan. So here we go it plan B, Plan B, Sophia all right plan B. What a what an interesting capsule, what what a great, what a great pharmaceutical drugs, what a great invention, yeah fun fact Milton! Peter has never bought plan before girl, but he also said he shouldn't be laughing 'cause, it's funny stuff, but it's like kind of me, but he said he's We also had a pregnancy scare yeah. He said I don't fuck around with that. Yeah great quick. Thank you. So this whole game is so really handy. There's a million things to say about plan B is, but I think the main thing is a lot of girls have been writing in an they're like the next day after I had sexual intercourse and plan B is
move. How do I approach this? Do I tell him to buy it? Do I split it with him? Do I go? it myself, so there's a leaving for that right. So there's a lot of factors. Yeah there are girls who they are in the heat of the moment and and you're getting it on an it there's just something sexy about saying. I want you to fill me fill me up. I want you to fill me full of come yeah bill. It is we've all done it. We've all done! We'll hang out there wait, wait, wait, wait, wait quickly, got pregnant for a second. You never really stop with the generalizations were, like everyone actually didn't like free ones. Done this, like every single person in America, that is a female husky guy to fill me up with your company. Obviously Don't what the box you everybody! I feel you, though I I've done it. I think
you're doing this, that's kind of that's going to kind of change. The game the next day, if you ask him, fill me up, then yeah. It changes the game because all right, let's talk about it. First of all, when do you think is appropriate scenario to expect the guy to play for pay for plan B, I'm I was I I would say every single time unless x, yeah, so actually, actually, even if you did that, I would still expect them to be just because probably my age yeah, I know like in college and stuff is a little different, so, for example, out of college now, if I was funking
Diane like he came inside me or even if he didn't feel like worried about pre 'cause, you didn't use a condom. I think, if you are openly talking about it, like you say, like fuck, I'm like a little nervous like I haven't, been taking my pill on the same day or even if you're just nervous, and you expressed that and you're like. I think I'm want to take plan b. If you vocalize that and tell them, I think they should man up and be like. Ok, like I yeah, do you want me to pay for it, although you or do you want to go, get it now, however, I know a lot of times. Girls and I've done this before, where you leave, you don't want to deal with your, not even if, especially if you're, not really close with over one night stand you're having a one night stand the next day. You're, like oh, my god here, I never wanna, see you exactly and then you had to CVS or whatever Pharmacy Ann. You pick yourself up because you're like I don't want to have to involve them in that ship, and I mean obviously, if it's your boyfriend or someone you're super close with. I will be like
I let's go, get skittles an whatever and also get me a plan b yeah. You know what I mean literally I one of my ex boyfriends. I remember the first time we hooked up and this was before we were dating. I was being a little promiscuous guy out there. He took me to Walgreens and he came back to the car and he like had, plan b and then he had Gatorade had all these snacks. He was like he was like. You should probably eat some sing with that, which I don't think you need to open. It was like still feel my God, man, page material. I don't want this axis you're talking about this one if you wake up in the morning and he literally like comes into the room and like hands you the plan B pill. Oh I'm suck out of here right. I just yeah. I actually had stories of girls being like he went and bought it for me and I woke up- and he was like here take this and handed me moderan and wanted to watch me. Take it and I went on a date with the other week. I don't you know.
You know how these things come up on first dates, but it did Do you, like ASP, laid out there like? It was a weird thing like you talked about sex the whole time, but I asked him somewhere in the conversation between appetizers and the main I was like so plan B and he told me actually 'cause. He was he's like a wealthy guy. He was like, I actually make girls, I get it for them and then I make them take it in front of me and I was like well, I have another. But don't you think, that's weird. You know that would really upset me because it's like it's not your decision, it's like who do you think you right to tell me to put something in my body what type of you're come? No for me, it's like do you think that you are God's gift I want to have your check
the old I will carry it yeah. I will fling myself down some stairs bad debt, okay in hangar out my so I want to get set up. Okay, but I dated a guy and he did the complete opposite of what my ex boyfriend did. Okay, he would have me send him a video of me filling myself up to I'm not kidding putting the plan B in my mouth now and then open my mouth and like lift up tongue and show him that I had taken it out of the fact that I even did it. I did it like once or twice, and I really liked in the middle of filming or something, but if I do it like Sophia what're you doing an like that. Pisses me, the fuck guys just he think you wanna have this child an on topic. She would be so lucky on top of that, I'm pretty sure we were using condoms ok. So this was like a high school beginning of college thing, but like still, he was psycho. Do it like Oc D, the
video, I actually remember a daddy gang member wrote in and was like. I for this guy that I was hooking up with, came in and like balmy plan B and made me I'm s like putting up I put up here, but I in in in an idea on the whole the whole, but she was like I he made me show him like me, swallowing it and then she was like, and I was like fuck this guy. So I put it under my tongue and I didn't actually so
and then I spit it out which way to bed, but she was like Justin, so She- and I didn't want to she- was just going to risk pregnancy. Just invite him. I love him no, but I I think I think this is a really good topic, because, first of all, if a guy ever asked me to send him a video of myself swallowing plan, Bi would tell him to go fuck himself right, but there is something about some guys, and I know this is fuckedup, but haven't you felt in your in your sexual history, Sofia guys with more money? Oh yeah for sure push the plan b,
the guy that made me take the video his dad was like a millionaire yeah and then the fuckin' kids in college like oh, should we get it going to go halfsies on it? Kid with the trust fund is like. I am brought you three of them and she could take one today tomorrow and just insure it for kinda, crazy yeah. But then I also have this weird thing where I went guys do say it to you. I get why girls get a little annoyed 'cause, it's like Bich. First of all, don't tell me what to second of all. I don't want your fucking. I will take care of it. Relax just hand me fifty so I mean earlier. The the dirty talk will indicate the plan b process, but now that I'm thinking about it, even if you're trying to be kinky and telling him to do that at the end, of the day. The guy is going to decide where his come go. It's true! Ok, unless you are, you know holding his long time in which some do
a lot of girls with some celebrities and athletes out there holding him down. I doubt a girl can hold a fucking athlete. You never know you never know, but I'm just I'm just saying you're, really it's up to the guy. Where he's going to come, and I think that they should do it. Girls are crazy. I mean, let's talk about one pregnancy scares the girls doing the fake pregnancy scares. Yes, yeah I want to talk about this. Is it is something that I find fascinate
it is kind of crazy. It is very prevalent. It's so prevalent this guy dated dated this girl and he said that she had would do it multiple times and every single time he fell for it, and I'm like how hot how I actually remember um in high school. This girl was dating this buck boy and he and her were always had such a tumultuous relationship and they would always break up and get back together and then he actually fucked a girl in school and she found out and she lied to him and was like I'm pregnant. I found out yesterday.
An immediately. He was just like what the fuck and they had so much history that he like got back together with her and then finally, eventually, these girls obviously have to tell him that you're not pregnant and when finally, he found out- and everyone found out, he left her immediately and was like that. Bitch is crazy. That's the thing! It's such a temporary fix. If you are trying to trap a guy with a pregnancy, that's fake it, then Actually, when it comes out, the guy immediately is going to be like feeling So like almost like a freedom like, oh my god, fine? I got a moment where I realized. I don't want fuckin' child with this big and now that I know that she won Leiden two. She does she's not actually pregnant, I'm out, it's completely just a temporary. It is the only time I think I would make baby. Do it also side note if guys are wanting to fuck the crazy 'cause? They are the best?
and then they have to deal with it. They got a deal with the aftermath of the creek. You know, no one would you would Sophia, I think there, the you know, I love a good block. You have a good day Lou, I revel in it. You do my favorite yeah. I guess you are. I also have been in relationships where men have, notice, how much I love it and they like to do it right back to me when I play the game, I up know not Today's done, if you think, I'm scared of buying showing up at your house you're? Sadly mistaken page, I buy unlike a drive by shooting Sophia. Well, I know when I say jibe I mean you literally. Can we tried to commit to just fix your Sophia Franklin in her car sunglasses on hood up drying, towel fun, it's so fun, but there have been times where I've had guys block he and I you know I get on my fitness pal right and MO. I try to do the whole name- email, my fitness pal. I just said that
I think I talked about that one up. It was like episode, one two or three I was like. I see how many fucking carbs you've had today an I sliding in, but if he was hitting me with a block an I just desk, as when someone blocks you, it really does something on it. It looks really fucks with you. That's why quick side know everytime roles are asking. Should I reply with a k, or should I just leave them on read and not respond? there is nothing daddy. Laying there is nothing more powerful and then silence silence. You think about yourself. If he responds K or if he just doesn't answer the world crumbles. You know they don't respond. Other tangent is on the last episode we we were talking about. If someone cheats on you and how some people get super vengeful and I'm like, if someone cheats on you and you actually disappear- oh my god and they're like where did this
human being so that is only one hundred times more of a mind fought like then getting benched therapy to get over the complete silence, you're like where did So what is happening? If you completely fall off the face of the planet? Yes, fuck, all the I think I did that in high school and I've never adulated into silence and the silence is golden. Do disappearing, silence, it's but ok, What was I saying, okay, so if he had me blocked okay- and I desperately was just trying to get through to him- I may be like why I made out with baby in the butt I made through in a little something I've done some crazy shit when I've been blocked. I just had a baby bun again that was the old baby in the oven. Sorry, oh I I grew. Actually. This is something I think I've done. How many times have you? told the guy here talking to you I'm late on my period like I haven't gone it yet
yeah. I got only a why I do that and tell me of your kind of hung. I already know why, because you kind of just to see their reaction, it's not even that you're trying to be crazy enough for them by our board. I implored every rule. I've, I've really done in just a guy wearing his is freaking out of pure boredom. I've been like I'm kind of late yeah, I'm kinda Lee just because I'm sitting on the couch, I'm like, oh, I wonder like how he would you like. And you're asking dinner plans, and then the next thing you know I'm like, oh by the way, I'm late, you just want to see. I've actually done that I'm thinking one of my ex boyfriends. I remember in the you can again you can kind of see where there at the relationship and the beginning of the relationship. I I told him that 'cause, it was true. I was late, but my periods always Braddock and he was like, oh my god, and he like we made jokes about, like he
Oh guess I gotta push it down the stairs or something and I'm like you interesting you're like so maybe that's not who I won't be there and then fast forward to about like six seven months later, and I told him that and he was like fuck alright, like I guess, should we go look at it? You can see testing, like God, he's in love, he's in love with humans. I mean we're going to talk about fake pregnancies. I need to bring up this daddy Gang Member wrote in. He told me that this girl he was dating, sent him a picture of a pregnancy test, a positive pregnancy test and was like I'm pregnant. He threw it up on the internet, did a reverse google image search and was able to find that it was uh photo shut, the so let that sink in people. Guess, if you're sending the picture of a of a fake pregnancy you're going to Google and you're taking a photo from there, you know we so smart at that. He did that
I actually didn't even know you can do that until like last year, someone it was a long story, but that happened to me and guys yeah. You can put that photo in Google, and see if it's anywhere, I mean think about how how much you can use that for holy. Five forgot that you could do that too. That's huge girls are fucking, crazy man, so are guys, so our guys men can be just as crazy. It's true, especially when they are in love, they can do so create a. I have some crazy fucking stories about guys that were in love and they pulled some crazy. Yet we are talking about stories that Daddy gang members have written in, and you just said guys are crazy too. Yes sophie. I did. There was a daddy gang member that wrote in and said that her daddy is
tonight with a cold air amazing they love her. We read everything you guys do and it's like wait till. I think when I realized that crazy out of that yeah, I still like. I never told anyone this yeah, you go that I'm like it's a secret as well. This poor girl had to happen to her okay, so guy went crazy on her. She had a guy up fake. A suicide fake news, suicide that the entire town was like into audio leave at this. Kid was dead, yes to get her attention and get her back. Okay, so guys are like which is be crazy because you're, crazy too, when that thing, when your heart starts to flutter and you feel those things called butterflies, that's love, Biches and you'll. Do some crazy shit when you're on that drug. I think we need to give them some of the details. Explain that story rocked ok, so she's with her girlfriends on a Friday night, huh and she gets a call that her boyfriend tried to commit suicide
tried to od on Benadryl All of them were like that will be a tough one, that'll be a tough one that will for sure be a tough one. So it didn't work. He tried it didn't work so she's with all her friends and like let's get fucking black out like this is ridiculous. My boyfriend is such a ex boyfriend just broke up with him. She's like he's a psycho, so they all just get hammered an he's texting her psycho. I just kill myself, I'm gonna, kill myself. Why don't you love me anymore? All the shifter. She blocked him. Ok, then! Now, block, drove him to really kill himself the next morning this girl gets a call from her ex. Is mother sure saying, Tyler hung himself and is dead so when the guys mom contacted the girlfriend, said Tyler killed himself and blamed it on her
Oh immediately, this girl obviously feels so bad because she blocked him an like. She didn't get any of the text of him being like I'm going to kill myself all the shape that is so she's mourning the loss of her ex? She cries she's blaming herself she posted even on Facebook. Being like. I wish I could have saved you all the shyt, oh man everyone in the yeah. The girl right and she's, like the entire code? New words like planning the funeral? She said everyone we're writing on his facebook page saying RIP bro like the whole, stuck in Tri state area, literally thought that this kid was dead. That's insane fast forward, only two hundred and eleven something at night, and this girl gets a text from someone saying Tyler, dad. I just talked to him. So this has been morning. Alex is correct. For a few days it's he was recess attainted
that's that's a big sign. That happens, sometimes people die for like a few minutes and they come back to Dan much benefit of the doubt, but the girls were like imagine us. I've been posting on Facebook I wish I could have saved you. I'm unfucking tweeting the quotes. Now you know I'll, miss you and our ip bro and then oh by the way, tell Tyler's not dead. That would be. Such I think, I'll be like you I would be. I only thought is that his goes. What so far what? Finally, the dead guy hold her Tyler culture off a random number trying to convince her that he's walking out of the hospital and he's on his way home in a cab, and we need to get back together, Hold on honey, just fucking died here.
The Morial service coming up tomorrow for you- and she just said it was one of the things in this town that this kid had everyone, believing that he fucking killed him Oh that's! So, and then he rose from the fucking bad, I'm not going to lie. I've been in some yeah you faked, no, but I haven't in relationships where guys will hit you with like the something God might happen. If you don't talk to me, it's like I actually, my boyfriend in Highschool pulled out. Shittin like I do
You can't ask hole, butt and listen again. I know that that happens in relationships where that should actually goes down right. But if you're, using that to get the person's attention fuckin' relax, we another random part of this rage, remembered she wrote in, and she was like also a side note when we thought that he was dead. A guy that I had used to talk to. You was just texting me from like this random number, and he was asking me if I was
ok and if I wanted to get Fuckin' dinner turns out. Oh my god, it was her ex. Oh, my god using a change. My number app and he was texting her. So then your testing to see if she was being shady or if she would imagine if she was like yeah, let's get dinner, and then she shows up in her dead fucking boyfriend sitting at the diner and she's like hi killer. Ok, so he faked his death and then was trying to text you from a random number or meet up with her and see. If she would like do it be shaken trippy with us. He also is he going to be mad at for fish is when she thinks he died and went to get dinner. So he's like he's like, even if I die, you are not allowed to go on a date or get dinner, then he but he's like Bich. I call you, but you gotta be dead here as well. It's got a lot of a lot of love. It Alex there's no bigger turn off the new guy, he's wearing clothes that are so bad. You know like a Grandpa Horton on the other end way too tight you
yeah, it's like ten year, your little weenie so guys, mugs jeans we've talked about it before. If you guys are interested there, they fit great they're, not too bad either. Today, supersoft an extremely flexible you could do yoga in them. Bitches could squad over a bit just face. Then rip fidget downtown. So if you guys are interested you need, knew a pair of jeans. You want this high tech material baby. You're gonna have confidence in these jeans. Okay, yeah Tom said and Mugsy is actually so confident that you're going to love them that they do free shipping and returns. So your comfort is a hundred percent guaranteed. Okay, so do yourself a favor had to mugzzi dot com. That's m e! U g s y dot com check out all their jeans and chinos and use daddy for ten dollars off. Oh Chino, let's go baby daddy game could start to integrate a little bit of chinos guys. Khakis and chinos are very different.
There you didn't write it to tell you that yeah guys, if you want to head over to Mugsy, get yourself locked up all right. Let's get into quite question all the week right easy one we're going to hit him right where it hurts Nyc. This is fucking nuts. It's only place that could happen. Yeah story time. Ok, a cougar sugar, Momma story ready. I am a twenty year old, I'm an athlete at my school in Nyc and I am broke as fuck. So my friend told me about the website seeking arrangements and I decided to give it a try. After about a week of checking my account, I got a message from a woman who lived on the Upper EAST side. She told me she wanted to take me out for lunch and would pay me two hundred dollars just for being there. So I met her at a brunch place an as soon as I got there. She began to pump me full of strength, love blah conversation was really casual inorganic. So I was having a good time after
lunch. We hit some bar at around seven hundred pm. She asked me if I wanted to see her apartment and that there could be some more money in it for me. So I guess I must have said yes, I was, I am arrive. Imagine this Lena frontline over sure, so she got an uber with me. We went back. She lives in the penthouse of an apartment. Building edit is gorgeous. She gave me a tour and then she said she was going to take a quick shower and change my gosh. She left me alone on the couch, with a bottle of champagne in the living room. When she came back, she was wearing nothing but a silk robe and when she walked back into room. She told me to finish my glass of champagne because he had something to show me in the bedroom we got into the bedroom. She dropped. Her robe got naked, proceeded to show me how girls or women are
supposed to throw it back. Oh afterwards, she ubered me back to school and paid me an extra six hundred dollars. When I got back to school, my girlfriend was frantic and asking where I had been all day. I gave her one hundred dollars and her not to worry about it and once a month I go to the countryside, east side to my sugar, Momma's apartment and pay my girlfriend one hundred dollars to not ask Shin okay degrade me: Oh my out of out of that is out of That's a shame, isn't it so fast like I'm so jealous, also have guys. This sounds weird but, like I feel like girls, it's like we get all judge. If we did that with the guy yeah. I guy did that like a lot of one Paul, what I thought, but actually what a boss that really going seeing that she's out in the Add she drops her robe she's like let's fuck he she hands him money yeah
issue with the story? That's all fine. What is this so he hands the girlfriend one hundred dollars bill for her to shut the fuc up and not ask question: if your boyfriend came home and you're like where the fuck have you been any hands you one hundred dollars and he's like? Don't worry about it? I'd be like I put it in my wallet, but then I would be like what the fuck dude story is some movie said you're right I, but I love it all right this. I am so excited K, so excited for this question. Listen and I'm just going to preface this with my having were rooming lies, but ruining lives were also help. Bean got help being got okay, listen, I'm a new listener. After listening to the fourth episode in hearing that all guys keep all the
nudes, including their accent. I entered crazy mode. All gotta love boo, I'm not proud of it, but I had to know what was on my boyfriend's phone, not to mention that he hates when I tried to take his phone. So he falls asleep and I get in that shit in there. They are the mother Fucking news, not just his recent acts, but some random bich. I've never seen before sprinkled in the middle of his ex is uhm. What so now, I'm here like? What's my next move help? Me Alex NMD, never die. Mother, it's like. Sometimes, I feel like, what's are we men? Why do we know this shift? So many girls don't know. I know so many girls don't believe it, which is the sad thing and it's kind of crazy, because I listen, I
a bad one word: releasing the guy secret and then yeah. Girls are getting all upset. This is the thing I have to say yeah as much as it's like. Oh my god, we're cracking the code. They all knew that. Is it fuckedup that, like I, don't the fucking and has all the is old news Alex. I genuinely. I actually made a comment on an episode that my ex had shown me videos that he had with his ex girlfriend right. Crossing boundaries, not cool right, where her more so for her, like I genuinely did not care right. He lives with he's with me. Dirty factory obviously has factor he can close his eyes and imagine what it was like fucking her right. What's the big deal for him to have it on his phone, he even told me that, like he'll still jack off to it Oh, I call people didn't believe you when you're like I don't care. Why yeah? Ok, I could some girls getting upset about that cuz. It's like, oh, my god, he's thinking about her and watching her and him have sex
As close as I did not actually exactly. I just think, like girls, daddy, gaining, listen. If you want to be the girlfriend that is way chiller than most don't freak out every single man, a guy in the office. We literally him about this- and I was like you're never going to delete your news even when you get married right and he was like he had a good point. He was like. No. I've worked hard for those, it's it's almost, not even about the actual news guides. It's legit like a little true do we do we have issues that it doesn't know how to drive a serious I'm sitting here. Thinking about I'm like it doesn't phase me and it doesn't faze you I don't. I don't think it should face girls, because at the end of the day, it's not going to stop right here make so it's like. You know that right cry over something that will never change yeah, exactly ok. This is really quick. I'm going to do two 'cause. This is just a comment I have to read this garden. Goes my boyfriend just got the ugliest haircut. Does it count as cheating? If I thought her
little while it grows out, I daddy through it through these girls that can I please fucking cheat on my boyfriend, while his haircut bucking sought comma his well, it grows out. I want to dm her and tell her to come over, but amazingly this one pisses me the fuck of oh guys, guys. I need your help. I've been with my boyfriend for awhile, so we know each other pretty well, so actually, I'm trying to work on switching things up a little bit, spicing it up, because it's always more fun. However, no matter what happens when I try to rub my clit, he always pulls my hand away. It's almost like he finds it offensive solely because he think he is in pleasing me himself and obviously that is in the case. How do I make him comfortable with that?
so we can just both enjoy sex. That much more. The fact that he's swatting her fucking hand away when I wouldn't work, I would slap him slapping in a big punch about donkey, punch, fuck, outta here Bitchboy, I would slap. Dick away I'd, be like your dick, isn't making me come, so I'm gonna stop that away, swap that one away what guy is not happy when a girl is touching her on an insecure little Bitchboy little Bich, this is what this is me off. I'm like dude, you literally are your girl is about to get off that you're inside of her she's taking care of her cliff. I also want guys to understand. I am always that girl, that's like I'm, going to suck your dick and use my hands and give you like a blowjob and obviously is your hand my hand, but there's no need for me to really give you a full from start to finish.
Job. Guys know how to give themselves a hand job better than anyone in the world. Girls know there klit better than most yeah, so guys you should never fucking tell a girl that She shouldn't be touching her clay, one thousand percent. Ok, now all right, oh wait! No, actually I'm doing this one first, ok! This is fucking Lowell, you're, literally not going to believe this an I swear. It's not a lie. I fucked a fifty year old X, porn star. When I was eighteen years old, his name is and then I have to bleep it out. She has not been he literally wanna Porn award for eating the best. I wish I was joking, but yes, he did live up to that. That's a dream, and then she goes. He took my virginity. It was fucking great. He is so sweet and asked me how my vagina was doing the next day off. How's, your man ever done that he tried to have a three some the next day, but I ended things with him and I'm going on a date with a guy. My age but it worked out. So she lost her virginity to a porn star. I messed with mad.
I wanna be that that woman has moving forward eighteen year, old, chief up to fifty year old, porn ski one in award for I am so now, I'm kind of like fuck it fucks her for the every other guy, moving forward, every guy that eats her out there not gonna eat pussy like he ate it. Yeah like that. Talking crazy, wow kudos to you girl. This guy wrote in inside the past few months, I've been hooking up with this girl, but we both live at home, which makes it somewhat difficult e into man. I've always not grounding kept quiet, which I actually end up being really hot until last week, when we finally got some alone time. When I see this girl was louder, I mean we would have easily been kicked out of hotels screaming. Like someone couldn't hear her front row at a rave, I don't think she was speaking it, but it was to the point where I was pretty turned off. I ended up faking. It guys can fake owes to, and now I don't really know what to do. I try to talk to her a little bit about it, but she actually
said that it had been brought up to her before and that it probably wouldn't change. I know try me and ask her, but honestly, it's so bad. It makes me self conscious to do you have any advice, all right, I'm sorry or okay, I'm going to orgasm. Those are somewhat involuntary like if you're going to be loud during that it's like what five hundred and ten seconds avlija. If there is no reason, I just don't believe it that this girl needs to be screaming bloody murder. That guy? I'm sorry too difficult. If you want to be loud anyway, you are loud, that's fine, but if there is a level, though it does, we always say Daddy Gang, be vocal, an make noises, and let him know that he's fucking right, but there's also a line of like if you are not shutting the Fa Cup, which is fine yeah, you you don't set the fire during talking. Neither do I but your noise level like if you're screaming, oh yeah, and it's like bich if he pulls out in a second he's going to want to
do you like? I mean what what are you doing? It's it's, not a good. Looking girls look like they're putting on a show, and it's not I mean that the fact that he brought it up to her and she was like. I don't think it's going to change. I kind of just want to call bullshit on the I think that you can you know you can absolutely if I get a job your face in a pillow j about for you, I I remember being in a hotel room with my boyfriend and the couple next door was option. This Girl was literally remove reaming bloody matter, and he was like do that so under tried. I think there's girls, that you know they here guys like when you're loud, and they just take it to that level. Don't knock it. I'm sure when I was younger, I probably won't be doing a little obnoxious, but this is the last one because I just have to say it Alex on the topic of you, peeing on the guy all these fucking girl. It triggered everyone when I told the story
I have a little something worse than that my boyfriend. At the time we got very drunk and went home to fuck. I was on top of him and didn't really remember much, but he stops mid. Fuck goes what is that smell only realize I started shooting on him by so my fight or flight mode kicked in, and I say that's what you get for put in my butt and he was so fuckedup and drunk, he did it and he was oh my god, I'm sorry and we never spoke about again. I was so embarrassed. Dude Barilli, that and how quick she had to come up with that everybody might well. He was drunk, he was like. Maybe have interact it's not over Jaina. That is brilliant. I mean run the risk if you're driving along we gotta talk about that.
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