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9 - Faking O’s and Threesomes-Oh My!

2018-11-07 | 🔗

In this weeks episode, the duo addresses their families disapproval of them and revisit the subject of nudes. They also discuss the hard truth about faking O's and everyone's favorite topic- threesomes-ending with some of the craziest #daddygang stories yet.

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This is an unofficial transcript meant for reference. Accuracy is not guaranteed.
Call daddy, happy no Nut November. Everybody I mean that doesn't apply to us right. We can still masturbate in less. You refer to your orgasm as a nut. I'm pretty sure women can still participate. Ok, so we're good. Ok, so guys were back added again Alex and Sophie call her daddy. What is up guys happy Wednesday? I need to go home for Thanksgiving my mom, thinks that I have lost it I'm sure if you guys have heard the podcast, you could see how parents would be a little bit concerned. My mother has lost her mind. Thinking that I am so far gone, she told
the other day that she knows that Alex and I will be approached to do a porn. Fine, that's fine! said we would be approached okay, but it's what followed up that concerned me. She said you know what girls, might get offered like a million dollars and I'm sure you guys have contemplated doing it. I'm sure he does the completed, doing it mom, and then this is what else she said she said: how is it porn, o dot gif and then what you girls are doing now, I don't care so I just had this weird feeling that seeing a dick going in and out of your daughters, vagina, maybe a little bit different than any, describing a teeny bit like a dry handjob were like the occasional like hell. No, no, that's why I know I almost lost it. She full blown things that we're going to do a porn. Oh, ok! Well, my parents literally were so casually trying to be like we're, not
to go to like the big family thanksgiving this year, we're going to keep it small God damn well. I want to be like mom dad not going to the family thanksgiving, because your daughter has ruined the Cooper family name, because I thought about Dick. For a living now, so you're welcome, mom and dad Happy Thanksgiving Levy, Turkey, Loaf, a kusari moving doing alright! So last last week we talked about profiles. I mean the past two weeks. We've talked about profiles in whatever we have a couple I meant that we want to make regarding those profile yeah, we we've we've a lot going on. Yes, first and foremost, we had guys DM must be like holy. I hear you about the solution, but at the same time we I think that we need a little bit of a mistake there. When we said solo shot, we just met first of all, I can't have a lot of no. They have to be few and
are between. Also they can't look force yeah listen if you go on vacation, if you go to Paris, if you go to the even the beach like, it is totally acceptable to pose and have someone take a picture of you when you're out exploring the world if you live in New York City and you are posting up against a blank wall with your one foot up on the wall. Looking to the left in your caption is a if it looks like this Sunday gave you direction absolutely that's. When it's a known we apologize to clarify, you can have a few solo shonan. Also, please do because some of the profiles that we went and looked at will get into that in a second but like we went and looked at some of your profiles and there were. I was I was like who the hell. Are we looking at yeah? You have to have a solo or even if it's like a picture with a like your mom or like ATLAS, a dog or something just like differentiate between you and all of your group
right? We apologize for that guys. Make sure that you have some type of solo picture. It just can't look fashion the odd exactly anywhere, not a girl, not force right actual, and you can't have too many number one question. We hide it from. Some guys is like what do I do if I'm balding? This is not something to be super self. Conscious about not at all and like weird already with the girls and I'm like no that'll, be all you shave, your head, yeah move on with your life. Not don't I mean especially balding. Don't look like you're holding on for dear life. No don't have to comb over with no more pieces of her to the right. I know like still got that honestly got that air bn. Oh, how many hot guys I know their balls. It doesn't change anything. She did the fuckos who is not Toria secret models. Rosie Huntington, Whiteley, so hot also. I have hooked up with
guys before act like you're, so hot yeah, you guys have to not over think it also going in to let's talk about beards. I think every girl will greet Scruff is so hot. I mean, I think, almost most of the guys I hook up with they always have scruffy I'd prefer its growth needs here. I think, but also if you can't grow facial hair donut facial here, but we're just saying if you cut out here, grow beard. Okay. This is also reminding me of tattoos, because I know some people are bring in about that as well. Oh, my god, okay, I think most of the guys I think, like one or two guys, I've ever hooked up with having had them, but almost every other guy. I it I've ever hooked up with
how not to touch like. I am so into that to you, but I think that's almost another thing like don't force it. If it's not right your theme yeah, I don't. I don't think I think it can be really hot, but I also it's not one of those things. I'm like oh, my god, like in less he has talked to then on into a guy that you want to come up with. I not see that I was a little too much. I remember I was thinking of this guy that was tied it up from head to toe, like Yeah, I'm raising tired, ask was covered in tattoos and it was a little bit freaked me out like if he's naked, I'm like yeah, I don't know so. I'm like ok Alex you could not pull off that I too, and I couldn't either. I really couldn't like the guy I've been talking to for almost three years. I probably keep coming back to him. I think he's so hot 'cause. He has like a full sleeve tattoos and he can rocket 'cause he's like a little tan, looks great me with a full sleeve tattoo goodnight
and maybe, if you have super fair skin and light blonde hair, I think it makes it a little bit harder. I agree with. Maybe we don't need to get into. I think the whole thing about Tattoos is like just make sure like my brother could- off the top. Well, what I can pull it got rave guys asking about the beard. If you got it just know, you're. I'll know right now. I think. Maybe so let us just transition into the lovely topic. The universal topic of nudes Wood, ok, so sophie- and I were talking about- there is a few things about news that we have been asked. First of all, guys are wondering: when is the appropriate time to ask for nudes, and how do I go about it? And girls are asking us hey guys. When should I send a new one, impropriate time to send a nude? So we've got a couple thoughts about this yeah we've always got a couple of thoughts about things. So, first of all, let's talk about guys guys asking
nudes now Sophia, and I were talking about this because listen there, it needs to be settled guys. You have to be like hey. Let me see that I was telling me see that no, if I can spot you know, if a guy came out, I mean I thought it's done good night goodbye block done. This is the best way guys I think, personally, to ask for nude indirectly you want. You want her to believe that you're interested in something other than her to glass in her pussy to make her believe faker believe so what you're going to do guys is, when you start talking to her you're, going to ask her for that beloved selfie pay babe. I just want to see your face and I love that face. Send me that face send me that pic of your face, selfie, whatever yeah and you make her believe like Jesus Christ, you make her believe that you really just want to see her face. Tell her how much you love her make her believe you care,
and as a girl in your mind, we will send you a Selfi 'cause like oh, my god, he wants to see my face. He wants to see that whatever and then, once we sent you a selfie and you ask for it a couple more times: yeah girls, subconsciously 'cause. I I'm a one hundred gram for that. I am absolutely once he's like the third time like babe. Let me see that face like send me a selfie I'm? Naturally, as a woman, wanna talk My last selfie and therefore maybe my third selfie I don't know a little cleavage, maybe there's a little cleaning up and then the fourth one. There I am within as Shaw in the mirror, an Holyshit. He thought he was getting a buck in Facebook and you see my God dam song yeah. I want to emphasize. You need to leave a certain amount of time from when you ask for the selfie of her face to the new, because I've had guys that are like. Oh, my god. Let me see that face two seconds later they're like. Let me see that ass goodbye
so I want to bring this up because it kind of depends what guy you're dealing alright, especially older men I know from experience that I've kind of mentioned, sending a nude and I've maybe sat, then of like wait. It's or my asan. The guy will literally go. Oh, my god, so cute so cute, it's an then I'm a little get back. I'm like oh que. I didn't know that. Might it's exposed were acute phenomenon. I thought. Maybe you know I see I want to suck that exactly cute and sometimes you're fucking with us real savage. He might be like ok, you're, Titzer Cupo, What about the video of you bent over with a toy in your asan, your fingers going in and out of your vagina high and then you're really like throne?
for a loop. What type of cute am I supposed to be doing? I didn't know. I was supposed to be getting it in the asked by myself over here in my bed, and you wanted that yeah You know what I mean. Well, perfect example. We talking about this, I was do an older guy and I was joking around with him and I was like oh well. I was going to send you a nude and he looked at me. Like I said I was going to like kill someone he was like. Why would you do
and I was like he's like sweetie. Why would you disrespect yourself like that? Like I don't know, I just wanted to fuckin' degrade myself, so you thought I was hot and you want to suck me. I don't know how I don't know so, I'm like ok, mature, Alec right, like God, how dare I try to send a fucking video game pc? So you just need to you just need to know what crowd you're working with evaluate the crowd world. The story is, I'm thinking the crowd listening to this guys, just be so subtle and don't force it because if you keep asking her for selfies, naturally girls, if they have any bit of nasty in them, They will end up sending young nude because they're going to want to top the selfie over the selfie over the body shot to the gas. Now girls, let's talk about when is it appropriate to send and you? So? If you and I have talked about this a lot and of course every situation is different, but I think the general consensus is the best time to hit them with uh
Nude is when they least expect it. That's when it's going to be the sexiest is when a guy had no clue that it was coming his way and he literally opens up his phone and you sent him a new. Exactly if you said selfies if ya playing that game and then out of nowhere, he you haven't talked like two hours and right, and that I shot you send the video you got the vibrator in the Venus all yeah when you catch him off guard! That's when it's getting sexy! It's also. I want to talk about the face in the nude. We've in a time where you should never be putting your face in a nude. People can hack into anything Do you know where? I only think this is a blessing in disguise. I was talking to Alex about it and I like when you not to worry about your body. Looking hot, that's one thing when you also have to you know, factor in your face here it all right. Do you see like all
oh my god. I've seen my guy friends have shown me nudes and there having girls that are doing the duck face. Oh, my God, their tips and like I'm, like blown like smiling you're on, like the yearbook photo and you're like high, like tips, put a smile like a full blown me portrait smile, so not cute at all. I I'm like. Should I throw it like the double peace signs mile with like my chips in there with the peace sign? Next to me, it's like BBB, so it's like! No lives in girls. I think the best thing I always think the best thing, also, if you're going to do anything with the face, just have your phone almost covering your facial yeah. Configure her and it just makes it easier, but that's just so awkward when a girl like full blown like hey, I love my family and I go to Christian Mass every Sunday and you can see me smiling, but also you can see yeah, I don't want to die. I don't know it's were smiling in nude or dock fees in your, but then also when you're doing this sex.
Based on your, like you look so try hard, just you're having an orgasm by yourself in your bathroom and like you're, about to go out with your family to dinner. Just got at the fuck out girl, so guys world. The story is make sure you plan your nudes, be so just be so subtle about it, because eventually it will come. Everyone is in naturally corny motherfucka. Remember that girls are horny, guys are honey and if you're asking for pictures, everyone really knows where this is leading its. So just a matter of when and where, and it's all about taking out all you. So what kinda knew because you might come across and nasty my doesn't care about tits or he wants full vagina lips spread open. Okay, goodbye baby. Well, I was going to say, don't get uncomfortable, though, because we're moving into a very nice topic. Hum. So if you let's talk about faking, orgasm
Oh it's the time! So it's this is really going to hurt. Looking, I want to talk about this and every single man listening right now on your commute to work while you're working out whatever you're doing and you're, not that out 'cause you're, like oh, I'm, not about to listen to that. Right, strap yourself up Bitchboy boy and don't fucking fast forward, because if you're real man you're about to listen to this ship, 'cause we're giving it as it is telling you to God. No, it is an we're also going to help you out so a couple months ago I was talking to my best guy friend, who is an absolute savage. He flux everything he sucks younger girls, he sucks melts he's, casting, but when I gave it to him straight Ann. I said. Listen to me, when I tell you out of ten girls that you have fucked, I am going to say eight of them. Fake Chanel. Oh I'm sorry Alex, I would sadly say nine point.
I have taken out of the tent: that's that's! How sucked up it's got it and you know his response. Literally when I was telling this to him. God guys he goes stop Cooper. Stop stop! Stop he's covering his ears. He's like don't tell me! No, no, no he's he's so upset he's like I can't listen to this because my ego can't take it there's no way every girl speaking, you know and like I love you to death, I bet you're stroking is Sofa King point, but it does matter, because they were faking it and the thing is guys. You guys can stick your dick in a couch cushion an come. It doesn't work that way for girls. Ok, doesn't it
send it. This whole thing was brought up Alex, I'm. So sorry, I'm going to expose one of our really good friends right now. I have to do it all right. Our friend called us he's a guy he's the guy. I love you. We love you, we listen to podcasts you, but we just need to expose this whole thing he's talking to us about a girl that he hooked up with an he says. This sex must have been amazing because the girl came four times big girl came four times haha. That's not a fucking thing. Ok, the thing guys idle, so fuckedup for saying this an I feel bad for guys that have ever said this. 'cause trust issues are about to have trust issues or about to happen. A guy, comes at you and says that he made a girl come four times. Natcher really guys are like. Oh damn. Thank you detox tea, while girls are like
He didn't come once and I were sex of her life. Yes, the liar. I would rather hear from a guy I got this scroll had one amazing, incredible orgasm, because the moment I hear you say four times, I'm like This girl was lying through her teeth. While she was fucking. Listen. Folks, maybe I would say one out of one hundred girls comes four times especially on a one night stay absolutely guys! Listen, it is. Quality over quantity, Sophie and I said yeah. I feel bad for the guys that are like my stroke game. It's far, it's almost impossible to make a girl come four times so, like we've said you guys can ok here we go. It is so for guys to come, so I don't want guys to think we're shooting on all of you like we're, not saying you're fucking her wrong. It's just really hard for girls to come. That is so. You may be fucking her great
However, I would just want to say every single girl has been there. Girls we've been laying there, it may be the best sex ever it may be the worst sex. I don't you think that we should say something that girls don't necessarily have to come for the sex to be amazing. Okay, yeah sex can be great without an orgasm. Yes, okay, so every single girl has been there and it's the sad truth. But it's the truth. There is a point where a woman decides, I'm not gonna be able to come. I can't orgasm, so all of us have been there when you mentally decide, I'm about to have to fake
organism right and it's it's not it's. So I think second nature for all of us at this point. It's not even hard, some fake it better than others, but so there is a point where you decide you're like all right without directly telling him that he needs to hurry up. You're gonna tell him that you're about to come right and so you're going to do the whole. Oh, my god, babe I'm about to calm and what happens is you're trying to basically get him to come with you right, because once a girl size all my God babe like I'm about to come this. It gives the guide you. Hey that he can come absolutely has any gentlemen out there will hold off until the girl has finished absolutely and also at the same time, that's pretty much one of the hottest things during sex for a guy is watching the girl come
ok yeah, so the worst got. Damn thing girls is when you're like I'm about to take the so it's going to be the best thing ever he's going to come with me. It's going to end, we can move forward, we can go get food and you Take your god. Damn oh you're like here we go baby, you fake the and you look up at him and he doesn't and you're, like no fucking way. I just faked the morning. I grabbed the sheets I grab, is in everything you figure out and the God Dam guy doesn't fucking come so Alex Alex at this point we do something very creative. An this might really crush guys around the world. Every first of all, this is exactly where the whole I just came for a time thing happens. We're going around yeah I mean you have to fake another one, but this one is going to be a little bit different, absolutely going to be different, 'cause you're, going to include him. This is what do you, ladies. You obviously have
space it out. So your second orgasm doesn't look fake is share right. You can use like all my god, I'm gonna come again to second. Here we go baby. So what you're going to do is you were going to include it? The guy yeah in this orgasm, because you're pretty much telling him that he's gonna, with you, okay, 'cause, it's sexy, it's you coming still an it's pretty much in a roundabout way without directly telling him he's going to come because but I think, a lot of guys get freaked out if you're like, are you going to come? So this is what you do. Ladies ok you're going to look at him you're going to look up at him and you're going to stop.
Hard to fake your own again. Here we go, but this time instead of saying babe, I'm going to come you're going to look up at him and you're going to say. Oh my God baby, I'm going to come again, and I want you to come with me when you tell them you want them to come with you. A guy is like no shit out the same time. It should. Hot is fuch exactly: let's go! Yes, it's almost like you try to do it in unison. You, like synchronized swimming you're, like ok, Anne Fifty, six thousand, seven hundred and eighty nine come: let's go twelve here we go. Let's go here. We go babe. Why aren't you coming? I'm coming? but I know I haven't come and let's go it's imperative that you come with me. Why aren't you coming and when they don't come, you're literally looking at them and you're like why I
I'll. Take my second. Ok in your drias Buchan I at this point I'm also driving, but I'm trying to fake that I am fucking coming and you're not working with me, and that is the work, though seriously Is there anything worse when you as a woman when you're bigoted? Oh, my god, how many times have you been there Alex and you do the whole like synchronized coming and then it's like done in your like did you come seems like no, no any like you, like, ok, actually go find myself now we know pulled out all the stops and you are not sucking. Come now and then you're like oh my God. I have to somehow fake on third evil orgasm, so fuckedup? Now that we're talking about that? Damn truth. So now comes the third one. I think this is where we're going to tell girls breaking it down. We are the most hypocritical, fuckin' podcast out there, because at one point were like honest delete him if he can make you an now about to be like so girls,
the exact way of how to think that we can see it really quickly. So there's a couple things well, first of all, fuck the whole porn If you start screen writer, it's not believable my dick and stares at you and he's like. Why are you screaming He like sticks. It in for two seconds and you're like? Oh, my god, I'm coming? No, no there's some super simple things! Number one you're going to tense up your entire body number two you're going to clench your vagina? Three, Don't you start screaming out of nowhere you're going to start heavily breathing make it seemed actual your breath is going How heavy your going to start moaning a little bit louder and then you can be loud, but not like bloody murder screaming like
grab. Unless that's a real orgasm from you, then you go girl. You go girl, but if it's not, then fuck that shit yeah grab his by grab the sheets kind of like don't throw your head back like you, just got like jolted on a roller coaster like ease that ship back make it believable also ease into it, and then I was about to happen. You guys you need to be like out of breath. Every guy. All they want to do is see you come. So if you can try to make them believe how you think it's a cool thing they could come together. This is so backed up, but yes, this is all true. Trust issues coming from this point, I come in an interject because I don't want guys to feel discouraged and be like every rom hooking up with his faking. It. No guys if you listen to Alex my on his podcast, we're going to give you every way to make sure that she's not faking it number one. Okay, the Kuch gobbler aka eating her out.
If you are making sure that you're being attentive to her clip with your mouth, with your fingers, etc before you get into the sex. Your likelihood of making her come goes up handful yeah. This is seriously important enough to understand like for a girl for play, is so important right guys you love getting your dick sucked. Okay, great well, girls love to get you now, because we need a certain amount of time frame get in the mood we need to be mentally and physically stimulated in order to get there were guys like we said you can Stick your dick! In a couch cushion, I can come right alot more than that, so you need to take care of her clip before, for sure and then you can not neglect her after during sex. You still need to keep Clint stimulated the whole time. This is one of the biggest issues with sex. Don't you feel like some guys? They think they they kill the game they're down on
posted like oh, I just ate her out. I killed it and then you guys start sucking, and he literally forgets you even have it. He just thinks he can fuck you and then you're going to come. It's like you have to understand guys like it needs to. Simulated, the entire high, whether you're using your hand, girls, you can use your own hand or guys can use there's. I think one of the best ways to do it. Is girls get on top because that way, you're in control you can rub your clip on his stomach when you're hunting him that another thing: I know a lot of girls think they're supposed to just like balance turn down? No, you need to like go back in. Earth rocking chair die ourself on yeah yeah rock. There you go girls, going up and down, should only be happening when you're getting your squad Thursday, which one of my ex is like to say, ok, you're spots in baby were all sexually aroused in this room right now. Don't you get your squad
you literally should be squatting and then you're going up and down don't just be like going up and down with your knees on the bed. You should be feet on the bed. Ok, but I'm not familiar. I think when girls are on top, they really need to focus on. Like hum ping going back and forth as opposed to up and one of my biggest. I would suggest girls I think guys also think this is hot but fuck that, because this is what will help you, if you guys, are on top use your fucking fingers 'cause, you know what you like best and hope, your cloud for yourself and guys I think that's so hot. If you leave black back you're on top you're touching your clip he's going to be like, oh my god, this is so fucking hot and then what I usually do 'cause, I think guys appreciate it. Is you get in read on and you take his hand. I and I put it on there. So he understands where to go and exactly what motion to do you and that helps him out under yeah. You want and then your getting what you want: yeah, okay. This is one of the hardest things
until you're, a guy is, if you like, grab her hips while she's on top of you and you kind of for here's her down on two yuan kind of like rock her back and forth and you're pretty much forcing her to like rub her click on you, I'm swag you're, literally moving her back and forth like yeah. Back and forth. Yes, they are usually your first and girls will be like. Oh my god. In her clips going to be activated 'cause. It sounds great boom, believable tips from the colored do girls yet again. No, this is not Okay. Okay, so that's just like a couple things up the clip that we also, by the way, guys just little side. Note clears dear God for all that is holy in all of our clips? Could I have your God Dan fingernails yeah ok click sensitivity I don't even know why we should have to throw this in here at this point, but listen guys litter like this. Like magical creek,
Did you understand it? I am not you know an expert in that any ice on there's a million, I'm I'm gonna, say million a lot of nerve endings in your class, don't be overly gentle bit air more and the judge toll side then, going in there like pinching. Fighting. No, I'm cringing being like this guy bit my clit. Are you checking myself into the hospital? Your claim guys just be careful of the way to say it just be sensitive, and I think this is another thing like the girl baby. Do you like that? How does that feel? It's like right! Imagine what a girls give you had if she looked up to you and you're like he's like baby, do you like that? The same thing for a girl girls also have reached out to us being like how do I articulate to a guy like what I want in the bedroom speaker that they think it's so hard. Fucking hot guide had no hot, nearly babe. I want you to do this to me because at the end of the day, all he wants to do is please. You know what I mean so girls get after it guys get out
and just let's all get after it looks in now. That November, you can all right now it's time to talk about three sums. So, first of all, with three sums I just wanted to say there is a culture of three sums that we want to talk about. I think a lot of girls aren't into them specifically because, if you're talking about it with their husband or their boyfriend, they can get jealous or also sometimes, girls. Just have this connotation in their mind that, oh, my God, three sensor so nasty, and I don't want to be known as doing a threesome guys on the opposite.
Backstrom of three sums. This is, I think, almost every man's ultimate fantasy right. We want to just put it out there that call her daddy approves of the right kind of threesome. We are a judgment free zone. We really are so I want to put you guys in a little situation because we're going to get into the whole threesome situation if you're in a relationship if you're married, but first we want to just dive into threesomes as if we're talking about two girls and one guy girls. Let's put yourself in this situation. You and your girlfriend you're just trying to get after it. You want to try a threesome, I think Sophia, you and I can both agree. Every girl has a little bit of lesbian in them yeah, I think girls had thought about it. Absolutely. What do we talk about? porn porn, I've heard that number one watched porn for girls is girl on girl porn. I think there's a number of reasons. I think, because a lot of porn is geared toward,
guys, so it kind of freaks girls out, but also, who knows, a vagina better than a girl. Absolutely right. So girls, listen! If you and a friend you want to pick a guy and just go for it and don't worry about the guy. You have to understand. Every single living male organism is going to say yes to a threesome with you and your friend so say: there's a guy, that's out of your league say he's a ten and you may be a seven and your friends have seven. Let me give you a couple numbers here: girl, if you're a seven and simple man, simple math, if you are A7 and your friend is a seven- seven- seven equals fourteen. He ten and boom. It's done now, you're out of his league, now you're his fantasy and now you're about to be his best story to his guy friends. Goodbye done that's right in the game. There's no way
ok, there's no in ten is going to turn down a fourteen. It's just not possible, plus seven baby, so girls get after. I don't think, there's anything wrong with threesomes people know weird thing about it. No, I think with three sums I think. What's really portent is what happens during and after the threesome. Yes, let's talk about it. You know what I mean, because you and I have it keeps sounding like you're about to be like you and I've done some man to pr ball? Tell you something! No! Ok! So, basically we understand there are some people in relationships that would never try this we're just putting it out there that adding it person to the bedroom can be an awesome addition right. It can really really spice things up. It's done right. This is going to sound flecked up and I don't think a lot of podcasts would say this, but if you are a woman in the relationship and you're feeling a little bit insecure and intimidated and scared, he could that, uglier than you. I said it very,
If you're an eight, you know grab like a six, and you know what we say about as in six is Shelby and nastier. Is that okay, it on your dick in real time? You don't want to do a three some with some ten who it wants you to get. Cater to her unless, unless you're super confident- and you want that- tend to come in cuz, you know, she's super skilled, better the e junior mansion and then when she leaves you guys, can carry that on your next sex without her by my purse. Only think. Maybe I really go for the two baby. No, I was thinking like I don't know, I'd rather like a Megan Fox, situation or if I want like a real freak who's like a sick, I mean, I don't know their bullets and I think, if you're going to try three smell go for both and see, which is your cup of tea. Honestly, this time fell foul anyways go for some, that's what we're trying to say Fuckit three sometime before some these days anyway. So let's talk about threesome etiquette
hey, if you and your may want to bring a girl to the bedroom list, is so and any guys if your girl decides that she wants to try to three threesome you better, like she is Queen Elizabeth, for this goes on what make sure we let the guy know. You really should never be the one to ask for three. So alright, let your girl, it do not like babe. I want to try a threesome, yeah, fucking punch, you I remember a guy asked us like: what's the best way to approach it, men, I think all you can do is express' that you think it's hot, but you can never ask for ever yeah. Yes, so I think during the threesome I'm not an expert, but I'm Positive, that you need to make sure that
your girlfriend or your wife feels like she's number one with that said, you cannot let the third girl feel neglected. It's this tricky thing. I think the little things we've talked about is guys if you're in the bedroom say you're fucking, the third girl, you need to make sure it little things even like making eye contact. Clement is probably the biggest sucking the other girl look at other woman and make sure she knows you're thinking about guns your Buckeyes here? I think a really big key is to just say babe, This is so hot where you're doing you looks so hot. You look so sexy. You know what I mean so important guys, because what happens is in that moment and it's natural, and it should happen that your girl gets a little jealous. That's ok, but I've heard that the jealousy aspect in a threesome is almost a turn on you know what I mean, which I could see. Well, the whole thing about guys wanting to watch their girl, another girl in front another
a guy one of them right. You talk about. I run a later episode. Yes, the attic it after the threesome yeah. I think how you treat it after is almost more important post threesome. You need to bow down. Tear fat, girlfriend or wife. Don't fuckin' not need this girl just did this. Hopefully it wasn't just for you. Hopefully she was trying to explore it as well girls, if you're feeling a little. You know Buyer, a little curious threesome is agree. Way to go with that said, the guy post threesome this sleeping situation. That's a huge thing, I think you need to make boundaries before
So you know what to expect works sure that we should have prefaced with that yeah there's boundaries. You need to make a hundred beforehand, because what ends up happening is, if you don't have the sat planned, it happens, your authority. This goes down and then you're all in bed together in the right, side dishes, sleeping next to you on the edge of the bed and make that and maybe you're. Ok with that, you know some girls are, but I think a lot of girls are like see. Babe thanks for enjoying her in exactly yeah. This makes me also think of I'm sorry if I'm taking a little loop here, but when we're talking bout, three sums, I know my one guy friend has never so he said I asked him if he's ever done a threesome and he was like no, I actually haven't. I've done well he's done one, but it's just been two guys one girl, but he said he doesn't go for the two girls because he said it is so annoying how often girls
turn around, and they tease you about a threesome and nasty shit like that and they never followed. Oh, my god, I could see that being the most annoying thing rules never be that girl that teases, a guy in his like, oh my god, babe like do you want to three I'm, like, oh my god, I'm down for that and then you know you're the girl, that's never going to dragon you're, never going to fall through absolutely be a little tease if you know you're about to get into the bedroom and do that yet. But if you're going to be a teeth, don't do that don't become the girl, that's known for being the annoying funky edge, that's always darling the guide she's about to get down until never down spaceship for attention. It's not cute, but that just made me ok how about that was. I just mentioned two guys and a girl, so he was telling me that he's done that before I think guys, if you're fucking, with a real, nasty girl he had now see. She is because I know some girls are down for this and tell her. Well, I'm going to be with my buddy tonight. Do you want to come
now he's down there, some fun. What are you telling guys right now, if you're talking it really is. I'm not I'm not saying this is about to be a d p. I'm just saying there are no girl loves it too. I don't necessarily have to be deep in I know our absolutely I don't know. Is it a dp though it's in mouth and by I know D p about Melvin just beat it's all the but can the Buddy Holly, you care forget the butt. Nobody. I know this is the thing I'm saying is see how nasty she really is. Obviously ask her like? Would you be down for this, but he literally said there was a girl that was like absolutely. The lights down and one was in her mouth and one was interviewed at a time all I it, but that takes a certain type of guy, all my God, a guy, and I can Pull off a three some with another guy, you have to be so comfortable your sexuality, so confident in your doing a dp. There is a
so that your that your wieners, your wieners, could absolute highlight. It is if it's in the and in the v there's only like a little bit of skin. That is like separating that you could potentially hit peyizan. It's like whoa were so later on the highway. I see to really be confident in their site if you're trying to fuck around with dps everyone listening, that's like saying they want to try one just know you could potentially be touching your wiener with. Another Weiner and just make sure you're down for it happening. Let's move on to yeah. My I made I made I let's talk about questions as we always make, your favorite part yeah, W W w dot call her daddy dot com, always right in every week guys. We have some great stories this,
so this is the first one. What do I do when my girlfriend of two and a half years wants to start wearing a condom again after a year and a half of not wearing one? She has been on birth control for three years and I have never came inside her hello well, I think there's two options: she's either full on cheating or she wants you to think she's cheating, yeah dude. There is not. I I mean in a relationship for that long and out of no, where she's babe can you up on a condom? Let's pull her daddy style for him, though oh crazy, the crazy. This is what you should do. You didn't ask us what you should do, but we're going to tell you out crazy, the crazy. You know what you should do. You should say babe, thank God, but you brought up using condom! I've been wanting to bring that up. I think I should were. I'm even when you suck my dick, not and
so I think we should start doing std testing weekly. Thank God we're on the same page love you babe, she's, going to look at you and you're like oh it back in her face on when you suck my dick she's going to be like what the fuck is. This ditch up to go back in her, fail crazy to crazy. But you know, junior girl is probably absolutely cheating on you moving on I'm sorry, we love you. If you're going to love this one so I met a girl online and she told me to come over and fuck her. I went to her, and I called her and she said I could come in. It was a Taylor College Neighborhood, so I figured I was good. I got there. I knocked on the door. She didn't answer. So I just walked in again not a good idea, but I was kind of up and I just went into the door. It was dark. No one was inside and I figured I was about to die. Finally, I see the girl- and I say hi I'm before I could say my name. She covered my mouth and she said shut up. She took me to her room and she sat me down:
I tried to ask her questions and she told me to shut the fuck up. She said I don't care who you are you don't care who I am You can be whoever you want to be tonight. We fucked it was the best I've ever had and then she kicked me out when it was. Over two shader her, but I am so shook from that ship, Oh, my god is my hottest thing I've ever. I want to pull that shit, oh my god, just not in her apartment, but some but I cannot see I coming in and me being like. Don't fucking talk, sit down and let's fucking and leave that's actually better case in a unless you're, a guy, because the girl will probably think you're about a girl can pull this shipment of a guy with sit down and fuck like we're in the dark, and I don't make a sound but for a girl,
I wanna stab tonight. Do then do that pretty much literally call a guy up and just pull that shit. That's amazing! I love that. Ok! Next one is, I started talking to this guy, who was super sweet and caring, but he isn't really. My type looks wise. I'm really nervous about what my friends are going to say about him. Oh my god! Ok, why are girls like that? First of all, if your friend's main concern is what the guy looks like, that is a huge red flag in your friends need to grow up how your friends he's got the biggest baddest bomb, Dick in the game, and you I had better sex. Also. There was a joke sort of also tell them like I don't give a. He treats me like a front line like. Why do people really? Can you know that the only thing that should matter. How do I know if your friends are worried about what he looks like your friends need to grow the fuck? Absolutely ok, I'm going to read this because I think girls, if you have it in you, you should lowkey pull this 'cause. I
I want to pull this a guy, wrote in and said a girl that I've been wanting to hook up with got on top of me, and we started hooking up at this party she's gyrating on my piece. Then she reaches down and starts choking me and I mean both hands eyes locked on mine, while she's moaning squeezing my throat, I honestly Kind of afraid, but mainly just curious and turned on after five shallow breaths, my airways are totally shut and I'm trying to wonder if I'm going to get choked out here. Finally, I let myself relax my eyes closed and I let myself just feel in the moment then. At one point: she let go of my throat an her vagina tight and somehow I came so fucking hard Holy Christ. I felt like who is coming like a fire hose for fifteen seconds straight, seeing stars gasping for air and my body was shivering
just looked at her in amazement. She climbed off and just giggled this adorable giggle, and she. In the bathroom to clean up. I sat there for a second wondering what the fuck just happened. Also I was curious if I was going to have a kid coming in nine months. Ladies, I still shook. I think I'm in love with her I'm all, fucking terrified of her. She won't tell me if she had got plan b or, if she's on birth control, what a hell of a night that is a daddy. Girl, is daddy I want to try that so I mean obviously I'd like choking the bedroom, but to the right, where I see the guys able to pano thing. Like guys, will Jack often do it's like a fig seizures right, you're right, something I just but that was like so hot, but the fact that she knew exactly the moment she clenched her vagina and let go all of his senses were like
I think I think, with his face starts to turn. Purple is when you kind of really nice little bit. Ok next one, so I was dating this guy. Oh my god. I fucking love this one. I was dating this guy. Who was an emotional basket, case one day. I ended things with him because I found out he was cheating on me classic he got so step emotionally, that he started bawling his eyes out and then proceeded to whip out his dick and jerk off in. Read me, while still crying and bawling his eyes out, dude he's open email cheated on you, but I still love you, but I'm going to Jack, often cry at the same time. I fucking love you what Watt Can you all just sit there and close your eyes for a minute and picture? You are breaking up with someone and they start crying and they start masturbating in front of you. What is going on?
daddy gave you are taking a good other level So in love with this story, I didn't wanna meet this guy, want somebody who's in front of me that he had and if you were a girl- and you just started actually asking to imagine your girl started finger yourself. The guy would probably be like you're forgiven, that's true with a girl, the guy whips out his dickies, like babe, and he's jacking off yeah. Ok! Well, that's! Where he's definitely a daddy story, let's finish it with sugar daddies, because next week we are absolutely going to talk about sugar, daddy yeah. This girl said this sugar, daddy who's, literally old. As shit we used to just meet up for coffee and he'd. Me one thousand dollars every single time. Damn then he asked if I'd fuck him for 2K Anne. I honestly felt comfortable with him, so I did it.
Then we started talking on the rag and I had an ignorant amount of money. I was living lavish and I got comfortable and then he ghosted me I was so confused for awhile and then my friend and I were ham and I googled him and he's fucking die I found his fucking obituary. Are you kidding me? Can you imagine fuckhole point God says how old is this guy we holyshit, I mean if he just died unexpectedly or expected. Looking like an eighty year old props to you girlfriend I mean I'm rich is Bucknell, that's actually That is an unbelievable. That is pretty. I I feel like. We have some great sugar daddy stories, not personally, not perspiration fell so next week we're going to be talking about sugar daddies as well as a couple other things you know how we get into it daddy gang, but for this week. Thank you so much for listening guys. Thank you so much.
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