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97- The Life of a Porn Star (ft. Lana Rhoades)

2020-09-30 | 🔗

This week, Call Her Daddy introduces it’s first Porn Star guest, Lana Rhoades. Lana discusses life before, during, and after porn. Lana knew since she was 13 years old she wanted to do porn, she explains how the hard core scenes (gang bangs) have left her scarred, and her dating life after porn, money and happiness. The girls also discuss eating your man’s ass while he is on all fours, different types of balls, school girl role-play, and the strangest role-play Lana proposed to a boyfriend and got turned down to do. Alex also gives person updates on the men in her life and a special Slim Shady update. Enjoy!

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for another episode call her daddy, Daddy gang. Yes, I'm speaking to you. Can you hear me through your speaker through your headphones, was, the fuck up code, red things have gone dark, oh god, it's gone, dark! It's gone black out. We are full blown blackout, Oh god Alex. Where did you now daddy gang? Hey, hey guys? This is, they are: a no no judgment zone, right judgment, free zone but ya like just tell us what you fuckin ted you stupid bed So do you guys remember hum last week when I told you that I wasn't going to follow the guy's Instagram than AM data, because I thought it would be very good for my mental health and I thought that my therapist would be so proud of me and I thought that it would really keep me at bay for my psychosis,
a girl like the taper God, so here's the thing It's when you, when you restrain a a psychopath, what end targeting. Is they find a way? Okay, this is it's going down the update. Daddy gang I have not followed him. So that's! I guess that's what I guess it still growth but listen to where it's taken me. It's taken me somewhere, dark the day that the man handed over his instagram and I was able to find his handle that day. In that moment, the minute I laid eyes on it, the method I fuckin locked doors without baby. I just screen, shot up is a couple days. Woe is me dark- and we don't even know she's talking about. I screenshot on his account. And every single day since that date that I got that beloved Instagram. I have
on back to his instagram, and I have refreshed to check three things. If you didn't know this, which you all fucking do, but let me just remind you when you don't follow a private account, there's three things that you have access to well, for his profile picture number one number two: how many pictures he has posted number three, how many followers he has and the number for you see how many people he is following since that day, every thing cold day sense. I have gone back and I have on to his profile, and I refresh, and above all I have is numbers to work with. You best believe that I have been looking every single fucking day to see If those numbers change and obey have oh, oh, oh they have, and They tell you where my mind goes. I saw he posted a picture. I don't know what the picture is, but I saw you Papa said a picture
naturally, instead of being like White Buddy poster with the Pham the fan Bam Linda. No, I am overhear ignore. For the past three hours, because this is where my mind when what, if the man that I am dating posts, shortlist do she photos, Va Jim signals to think about that. Can you fuckin imagine if I finally fall about mother Fucker and he takes. Jim Selfies is going to be D day bugs okay, I am honoured and I'm like treating him weird right now, I'm like not answering his text messages. He didn't do anything. He probably really did post a family photo, but I am letting my mind run so dark. Also another update. He unfollowed someone who do you think, followed someone that he was in a fight with last week
could he have on on? I need the details and here's the thing. I cannot admit this to him, but here's also the thing he listens to my episodes- hey babe, I'm gonna have to tell him this one. This was a full blown. Oh, I just had to make some The thing up the shows getting boring you they knows who Alex. I know, that's exactly what you are doing. This is true, Daddy gang I am now entering into a land where I genuinely do not know is not following the man that I am dating. Who has the private instagram Macau? Is it more unhealthy for me to be over her in my apartment sitting in the dark staring at the numbers, changing and changing, and waiting in waiting and refreshing reporting. It is becoming psychotic by this time. Also, I've already memorize. I could tell you right now how many policy have, and I already know how many the police, following. I don't really give a fuck about whose, following him, I don't care. It's who he's following and the amount of pictures. So welcome to call this week. Everyone is like YO
you didn't even let us get our footing in this episode, and this bitch is off. If you guys have no idea what I'm talking about, go. Listen to last week's NTR, because the guy that I'm dating has a private instagram accountant. It's honestly sending me up the fuckin rail, because I know the minute. I follow that man. It opens up a huge opportunity for me. I will be crowd surfing on my fake account going through his instagram like it's a fucking rave I will be in and around every single person that Batman follows I will go through every like. I will go through every day
sure I will study the photos, I will compare photos to other women that he has also following, because maybe she also had a fucking picture in the ice latent agreed in, and that means you know what that means they were together. I am in a full rage black out right now, but I think that its healthy he for me to come on here and be honest, that going towards health going towards wellness in relationships like this is my year of you gotta eat like I said it doesn't happen,
right, you're all like no fucking shit, you psycho bit I'm trying really fucking hard and pour him he's being so fucking cute and he's like it's really not a big deal like. Why? Don't you just follow me and I'm like oh sweetheart, because you don't know what following you entails and honestly, if you really fucking understood what it meant, then you would never. You would never accept my follow request, because, honestly, your life, the day that you fucking click except your life. As you know, it is turning to be salute hell. I am going to become your worst fucking my soul parking dark. How does a mandate we, I know, that's why you're all fucking thinking shut up daddy gang. I know we're friends, because you guys do this to right. You're all like. I know you guys
every girl, every Elise every girl can admit you fucking stock. We get off on this shit and, according to my therapist, that is ok. Let me cite my fuck sources. Emma lay format is how I was raised in school. I will quote my therapist. Ok, let me give you guys a clinical term. No. She did in my therapists, told me that high psychotic actions of screen shouting and re and going in looking at the number. She said: that's what you call right, that's what they call regression in therapy. However, she did say that regression is really the beginning of pro grass Shin. She said, and I quote its expected even though in Times Alex, it looks bad. It's good
one step forward, two steps back, but it's progress. Two one, two one little dog little light little o little like progress program. My therapist is not english, so it's progress. You're all like Alex that's another thing yeah, it is take it up with my fucking therapist I, am a little break hurdle breath? I got a lot for this week suggests just strap on it unstrap a fuckin dildo on and go fuck your dad. What are a hold on? Do you own a vibrator do you have lube on your night stand and do oh you own a but Plug Adam and Eve words that Adam and Eve is the best fucking place to get your sex toys. Your vibrator
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the episode this week and with our guest. I decided that I wanted share. Something with you guys. You know we love, we love the guy with the private instagram. We love the other man in his thirty's. We love the to healthy lads in my life But, of course, in my life, as if said the unhealthy trickles back in Are you guys to all take a beat? Take a minute? Let me know if this name rings. A bell. Do you guys, remember, slim shady You're all like now, Alex pulleys for the love of God, do not get back with him. I'm not RO lacks how fur daddy
Let's just say that slim shady, and if none of you know who slim shady is you're like Alex, we know it's mmm, the rapper. No, I wasn't dating Eminem, although that would be fucking way better than this. That would nickname, for a man that was long ago on my roster, and we kicked him to the curb. We gave him the boot, but, as my Life goes, of course, there's a update on the man and I have been involved in a little drama, which we love here on call her daddy and I hate it it sees, but I wanted just quickly give you an idea of next week's intro. Ok, because Daddy gang this story next week is going to involve slim shady, who is still to his same shady antics, the woman he is dating, who he was also talking to. While we were talking her dm two me this past weekend,
and to top it all off folks- and this is really it's what we like appear on call her daddy the drama, this Story involves an upcoming fucking wedding, a wedding Alex yes, a wedding, Daddy gang this woman and her proposal to me regarding what she wants to fucking do at this wedding. Involving swimming shady, let me just tell you, I M getting major major game of thrones, a red wedding. Vibes. Ok, like Alex starting to scare us, because in that scene everyone dies at the wedding got that might as well be what's gonna fuck it up in here. Ok, folks know guys it. This is the I'm I'm sorry, it's just it is so entertaining I get people people sometimes like this can't be real like she to make this shit up, I would think it's made up to I maybe
Fuckin Lauren on next week to help me narrate this door. Because it saw unbelievable the moral of the story that, you're gonna hear an ex. We guys is ever can relate when you date, a fuck boy when you're with a fuck boy, and you allow your head to get so warped up in their bullshit. Okay, unfortunately You find yourself willing to go to such psychotic links to get back at this purse Hence why she reached out to me and. Why, as women must fucking stick together, because, oh my god, yeah I'll, do so dark. Let's just fucking say it's gonna be a good package week next week Unfortunately, for them all I have a fucking podcast and and need content content and its corona. So I will see you fuckers next week and we will Paul this next episode, the red wedding, are guys. Let's go to the fucking episode.
This week we have our goddamn first porn star coming onto the fucking podcast, you guys, I'm so Quicksighted. Her name is Laana, but her real name is immoral, but her stage name is Laana roads and I'm so glad to have run and she's going to basically bring us through her life pre. During and post being, porn star, let's get into a guys. I want arose with me today, Hague Eyes. What's me Llaneros, like she sighed lotta phenomena? First and foremost, let's talk about your name because I'm not utilise on like a fucking idiot, but I'd literally thought your name was wanna, give it a normal name so porn stars, will have like stole or like lead
around our irish rioting like Laana, I swear to God. I saw you on a log or something- and you said you picked it because it Laana is an old backwards alone. I know I am really no. I didn't even know that at the time that launches anal backwards, I found let out later that is so we're going to pretend. That is why you pick lot of background ass also hard, so you might ass well I gotta have you ever had a porn scene of anal gas, so actually most my porn wise analogue. As I have p don't believe me, but I have like a really really tight vagina and you begged ex, don't fit in my vagina, so I gotta go in the arts. Yes, I opted for an all like to preserve my pussy we'd, that's kind of a bridge smile like you were doing porn, unlike the ale categories, are technically like your kind of a virgin it out.
Well okay, so I'm actually are really weird case like I was only with one guy before I did foreigners while well in a way, let's get into it. So am I Laana, when the fuck did you be like, I want to be a porn star. This is gonna sound, really really weird, but I knew that I was going be a porn star from probably like the age of like thirteen I mean what you like and so create watching loony tunes and then all of a sudden something came over me now like I need to do port, we caught. Why Whitley? Ok, So I wasn't even watching foreign, like it's like, I didn't even watch porn. I just fucking knew so I had like a hard growing up life at home. No like sexual abuse. That's always what people assume, because you go into sex work. Basically, like me sister has really bad schizophrenia. She was always is very like chaotic at home. So
oh, whenever it those things. What happened I sort of dislike dive into like my hair, it show is like the girl, snack store of Playboy. I was up size like yes, I want it's a bee them growing up and I'd watch documentaries and in a coal Psmith, I'm Savannah generally saying like all of them and that sort of just like what my was but whenever I was I going through all of their staff in an also like those gave me like hope for the future. I can do that whenever I grew up in their lives, looks so glamorized an amazing, and I knew it would like get me out of lake. We know yeah yeah so sort of like where it came from, and why had like that elation from a young age than I ended up doing it and I realized it was as glamour right it's so glamorizing. You didn't realize like what it allowed by outlining what you actually have to do to be in thy possession and, like honestly, whenever I first got into porn even like the day before us. What the shoe my first see- and I never thought,
about two like have serious someone like, I didn't think back, ok, wait! There's so much like young, a naive! You did you finish high school. You know that I went to president Guy juvenile. So I was out like sixteen and I got my deity and there can I ask you what you are in jail for so I really didn't do anything honestly like I know everyone says that everyone says that no okay, so I was just with people who were like doing stuff like I'm from Chicago, so it's like this is like very very. Comment right. Basically, I had like a boyfriend. He had friends, shady people, they were older than me like they break in houses. They do all that type of stuff, and I was just with them. I honestly never took anything for myself. I never made any money off anything. I just like the guy and I was just with them. What do you think when you look back on your time in jail like do you think it changed? You at all. I've said this like two Few people going to prison was probably the best thing that ever happened to me because
it on like such a bad path. In my life I was, was you know out with the wrong people like? I was. I got arrested like twenty times before, and to present, I was doing I did heroin whenever I was younger, like I did like hard core drugs, I was going completely on the wrong path. I went to prison number really did drugs again after I got out. My barely drank, never committed a crime after like it really just put me, I like the straight and narrow, and I think I will don't be where I answered I if I would of where we guide yeah, that's kind of her to me. Yeah, like some people look back in their like. It was a worse hi, my life, but also at least are able to be like you like you behaved mandatory audio. Did your parents know you're doing all this shit, so my mom, like worked awash with a single MA, am, I think, like two summits, silent. She knew obviously she'd no one about get arrested. I should have to come and get me, but I think that's what choice whenever I was in prison was that I never had like proper.
Ready or alike ride and screwing up from like apparent, and whenever I went in there is like the most like from, like all the and there is like the most loved. I fell in my entire life that, like it, sort of like healed like some of the trauma that I had like growing up from, like all the things with my sister, I just really felt like they cared about. In there in it like made the world of difference, in it? So really by going. If I didn't having this amazing experience, oh yeah guide, guys like you, have to go to jail. Anything like what you don't don't get me wrong. Like Itzhak like the food was trash, there are like bugs calling on the universe sleeping there is like a drip in my ceiling in my soul. I also like it was bad too because, like I went to jail because of like the guy that I was like dating manassa, cheaper and love where he never like. Wrote me. I just remembered like sitting in my gel fell, just like being so salty, I'm like I'm sitting Sal by myself right now over this asshole and is even writing. I. Finally writing me whenever he was in jail. I wrote his ass every day and on that
but have like I got out. I was just like yeah like I started putting man in their place. We adopt is so I'm sorry, but how call her daddy guys it she's, like I jail. I
was alone he didn't write? I wrote him, he didn't write me and therefore I got out and I was like I will never put up with that- should guide us. Neither. I wish, like the biggest sucking dorimont before that he was like being let's go round. The house as like, ok, but even more extreme right guys gave a guy seeking advantage. You be dick lies like he wanted me to go, rob a house and I was like ok and then I got out, but are now at the smallest fucking thing, I'll fucking call it out, like my boyfriend's, don't get a Louis shade, nothing, that's kind of amazing, yes or I sort of climbed a ladder select as soon as I got out of prison, I went and got a job at a place called the tilted tell which is like Hooters so guy, and I want to turn a team that day I can and I went to the show club and then porn yeah. Ok, so you decide to get into it. Who do you even like contact
How does that even work? So I contacted an agent, ok yeah, so I looked up like other like the most like successful stars, unlike the industry and who their agent wise on. I went with him my first agent or not being a bad experience, France and he was very low. Controlling almost like pen plague liquid likes prima me wouldn't get me days off just really really bad. Until then, I but for a while, and then I went back would like a different age. An analogous when did you get super famous could like in that first in like what happened from that the two cents important so altogether I save shopworn for less than eight months. While I became like but I saw importance like sort a weird. So there's people that are famous in the porn industry, so that's not like mainstream famous we're like people outside of poor nor you it's like the girls at that
directors are like. Oh, I want to shoot her fur like all my scenes and you get all the show cases and stuff like that. So that was me at the beginning, like a buzz like in, industry like she's gonna, be like our next big star, she's gonna. Do this: let's all give her a showcase and there's probably like five to eight we're all its really in that position and the industry. So that was where I was. I, like my first step on the morning and when I came back- and it was like even more so like popular and industry, five showcases in one year and then I quit and I started focusing like on growing my instagram and stuff like that, and the knots whenever I shot to number one on porn hob after I had already quite porn, air and values, I'm just like the means exposure and like social media, so much more powerful than actually like riding in porn. It gave me like more exposure. Why so? see me on Instagram, then they'd go and search me on Pornhub and I became number one searched.
I might say, yeah cited literally post, you doing horn that you were like the biggest on porn here. I became like the number one points are months after I click porn, We like a year. Did it make my own question if you should go back into it again now now. Now. Do you think you'll ever do it again? Now there is not a chance. Are there any scenes that you regret that you wish you can take off the internet? The like are on the internet. Is that one in your mind that you're like ok. So there is nothing that I will take off the internet because I really don't care what other people like Thinker C on their but there's stuff, that I wish that I would have been like felt strong enough to say no to because its troubling for me like internally, to have done those things. Ok yeah: can you give us an exam? I mean just just like the more huh Korea startling, vanilla stuff was like fine. I guys like if you're gonna do it, but, like the more
our course staff. Even while I was doing it, I didn't feel like I was. I feel like this, You really comment for young girls, just not feeling like your it will decide now to staff and its no one else is fall like that. I am the things are, like a micro say like, but people pressure, and we re sort of wise pressured by it. I said like guess I want to do that. Like I love those, this is great, but inside, like I'd, go home and cry of reader or thumbing panic attacks. What some of the things that I was having you do, You can't blame anyone ask, as I literally didn't, tell anyone about going on. Well, it must have been so hard cause. You're like on this track of wanting to be so: accessible even your saying it like, you, must have put a little bit of pressure on yourself too. If you were that young, knowing you want it to be a porn star, and you saying I knew I was gonna make it. I knew I was gonna, be one of the biggest then when you are in the situation and you have like. Oh, there are four dudes and we're about to do a huge scene with all these guys in your mind as the performance.
Really, I know I'll kill it, but also like, as the person like. I don't really want to do that. No yeah and you have to go home and think about those scenes and be like what the fuck happened here. That's like another thing to you is a lot of girls. Get into the industry saying I'll, never do a gang bang and I'll never do this, but they agents, like have on the industry like forever, their job is to convince the girls to do that our staff for the cheapest amount of money and like they have ways of like convincing you by your may be the best in the biggest and everyone's gonna love you. If you will. Do comparison that, for like yeah, barely any money like they're, just I just feel like they have become so I got at doing now that they almost like brainwash some of the girls. As I know, thought in a million years that I would do the gang bang whenever I first stepped into the industry and then that's probably like you're like oh here I am and then you're saying, and then you go home and you're like what the factors have.
Yeah and then you have to start to be like, whereas my lemme cause like no one else is looking out for you, but you cause they want the money and they want the shot and they want to put it up onto fuck important yeah. Exactly so, I do think anyone listening, that's like interested in getting into this industry. That's a really good! I mean that's it from Yulana like firsthand, you saying yeah, no, I would say absolutely not like now in this day and age, there's so many other options like fucking. Do an only fans upload your own shit on Pornhub? It makes way more money whenever I clip porn. I had less than one hundred thousand dollars in my bank account yeah and now I have I'm a millionaire now after quitting that thing. Yes, that's it that is so good for you dude. It's a fucking rip off every fucking day. Yeah he's good, for I just want other girls to know, there's so many better options and if you couldn't make it in porn, if you couldn't make
then porn than you probably wouldn't make it on social media either? So like? What's the point of rare doing porn like try to do the butter Lion first straight out. Do you think that the things happen that you look back on in porn that you're, like yeah fuck, like it kind of fucked me up inside for a little bit like. Do you think that it Has directly affected relationships of male relationships, I mean obviously your interrelation now with MIKE we love. Do you think it's been hard You obviously don't have to be. These are our personal conversation now but like how I elected everyone's different. So I know a lot. Girls like who are in the industry. I see them online saying like I can't get a boyfriend. No one will date me. I I just don't think that that's true, because I've had boyfriends while I was shooting porn after porn now like and guys are like willing and ready to like wipe me up. I don't know like what it is, but it's just not true that no one wants to date. You because you have done that
However, like issues in the relationship, so with my ex husband, he was really like and secure about, add just like thinking that he was a big enough for like you would go online and like watch. The scenes linger really upset him like. Why are you doing that to resolve porn so like is not real but merely screaming ten times Bucky louder. I seeking these bases for a cam gas all fucking put together like for the sea, unlike literally while shooting them. I think. Ok, say this. I need to squeeze the bed sheets this way. It worked that way like to make this movie. You like nature, yeah one, that's gonna, win an award and be great like that's what I was thinking. I wasn't having sex so in my current relationship, MIKE's like very, very different, and he didn't You tell me to say any of those like this is what I do not. Actually he doesn't like care like that. I did not like I've never the only time that he's ever brought it up is whenever, like I threatened to break up with him and my access to do this to
they all want to say? No one else is gonna love you like I do because of your past and I'm like. That's not true, because I had him and I have you now wait that anyone else I want to do it too wait a lot of that's also an amazing that you're like so. No because now my past two have said that yeah and all fucking ready to propose to me you're like little sensor me sorry, like hello, shout out what was your relationship to sex when you were having when you were doing porn as compared to now, because I remember I wanted to ask you like. I have heard that there are some people in porn that get addicted and become sex addicts because you're having exact every fucking day and on what was your relationship back when I was shooting employing. I didn't have sex with people off camera. La my life was just like all about work. I will wake up every single day, gosh, outta, potency and, like I had no life, shall I do, I think I almost like forgot. How do I have real sacks, kaluza so staged and just like mechanical
and you must have also been just like exhausted yeah, like like you get so many issues with your vagina, your pot hole. It was always like a third day. It was just fun, but hole is just constantly in pain. Do you think that you still struggle a little bit from the trauma of thinking back to those things, so I feel like your brain. Like consciously like sort of just like puts it away, so I dont really think about it until people remind me or like I see it online, you know and like all, even I'll be looking out in front of my can look only at this is disgusting. Joyfully Yeah, that's why tell him to, unlike that, wasn't me, like. I don't know who the fuck that way. It's like I dont, look at it and see myself like its is very weird. Yet I must such an out of body experience. Looking back and seeing that, but it also like, when I Look it shit that I was doing in high school I as and I even if it's not porn, like you, Goethe,
Different phases of your life- and you were doing something like that and now you're such a different person, we're using you'll, never go back to port, and so I can imagine you ve distance yourself enough away from it so that we can look back now. You're like that was a different human Yes, that's exactly how I feel like I literally, whenever very see it. I don't think, it's me right. Who is that? Have you ever had like issues when you were having sex like did you ever have like like fire, an idea, flashed back, not not like with like that, people like I've had a couple of guys that I was trying to date and. I saw this in one of your questions too. You were like. Do you guys expect you to be like the Lana rose that they watched online, so the right guy won't, but I've had a few guys. Who would expect me to do all these things and just like be disrespectful or like pull out their camera without asking, and so those. Their times that it would like really fuck me up
and then also just like the state. That's like followed me, like I deal with harassment like online, which is like normal, like I can deal with that, but also like in person like have a house in Chicago. My neighbors. There would like harass me call the, they saw me, I ll tell you why because they saw that they didn't want me on their kids and light the bourgeois neighbourhood that I live in. I like really cause like what am I gonna do go fuck. Kid like shut up guys would like at this point. I ve been retired for like two years. Unlike com, I can I get a fucking break. Lay the neighbours like I forgot to close my blinds, and I was taking a bath on the complete other side of my house. She's. Look out her window through my house, to see me in the bath of calls the police to tell them that I'm taking a bath
I am taking fashion over pictures of my front yard causal. Please says it! I'm shooting porn in my yard, ass, a child. I know about pictures for encircled MIKE. We, this woman is literally out two guys did you like you, don't have your house there anymore. I still have it, but I'm not fucking living there like I just can't you attach to have you ever had a like boyfriends parents be super disapproving when they find this out now I went super lucky. I am acts. Husbands, parents, don't know how to use the internet even though honestly and they were like I'd sure like in my Mercedes, said Melick. How does she aforethought car like areas like I haven't? Really hungry cells MIKE's family, like loves me like whenever people like make fun of me on line when around with them their alike, will tell them to fight coffin drive when your Lambeau, like assembly, so dough, we back it's like a perfect for me, a Roman ha hold on,
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all the way they are you battling with our head, yes head. How does like slamming at an Anne Elliot? Look you can't get in an but hard hearted man like I literally why you inside of my guys, such as I think that goes back to the enthusiasm like girls listening it's like if you can be grabbing the man like even it, start yeah, helping him like fuck you and then all of a sudden, it's like, even if you kind of like grab the back of his ass, almost yeah. I love that MIKE what a great ass you got over there I feel, like you, have an amazing you do what you feel. I know you have an amazing ass does MIKE like fucking you from behind a or no. We rarely do you like doggie positions, we rarely the universe. How girl my axe was upside slither lifestyle girl yet and Don T like he was an ask. I write makes a big guy, so they literally want to look like what they're more until I might like hast stay touch. The moves, yes to suck
a bit like doing everything like the will make has to sack the blue eyes like if I got for bed. I leave my shirt. Ireland. During the vote. I, like you like you, I had to use money going to be able to come, and I like it. I, like I have issued a teddy. We die is fascinating because it is so true like manner so visual Enzo, whatever their more into, which is crazy, like some are? I take more guys, are more ask eyes recently than TAT Guy, just like our generation and then it soon gonna change. I feel like it's going back towards skinny girls, which is because I bought this big fucking, but I got these big truck kitties and now guys want girls who have like skinny little leg. No, no, but it's so crazy because I feel like the Kardashian. Change our generation and like they were getting all like the the by any injections and everything, and then every girl was like. Ok, you to have the hourglass shape now all of a sudden insight
how skinny in the house it's Bella yeah. It's like look like you're, so famished that you're gonna pass out at any moment. It's beautiful and I can I can starve myself all that I want, but I got these big old Titian ass now and they're. Not gonna go away. I know what you like. Look amazing, you're thinking you have a tattoo on your ass of an ex yeah, so my Ex husband so maybe have like MIKE, doesn't want to fuck you behind those people have thought of it like that. He does asking to remove. I told them once he proposes we that's actually kind of amazing. We. Why haven't you removed It's just like a lot of work. I also take Accutane, so I'm not supposed to like do lasers like on my skin, because yeah, I think my
and like fall off or something I really do, but it's gonna have a yeah just like missing skin on my ass. That wouldn't be good. How did you even decide to get that on your ass? It was at a big moment. I can't imagine getting a guy's name on my okay, you're gonna. Think that I'm crazy, I don't. I was eighteen. We were only dating for a month Lana and I wanted to get a tattoo. I was like. Let me get your name on my ass and it turned out to be good look. We were together for a long ass time I got married. I don't regret it right. Do you like a guy to be vocal and bed. Am I love whenever MIKE, like talks, dirty or- and I love gallic enthusiasm to like I love whenever he makes noise makes weird faces like give me all the weird faces, occasionally how like talk dirty whenever he's like really horny- and I love that its eye, just why guys you more vocal in bad, so high its sexiest standing oil. A lot like, I sometimes alone up there and, like I had guys row MIKE Liquor, you
evening. Like our horror, we do have a way like what's gonna make a noise like breathe and it's like way is going on, and I I Wish- and I guess men sometimes don't know what to say like, I think sometimes they get you in their heads of like that. The girls boasts a dirty talk, but I'm like, if you, even if a guy He looks at me and he's like oh fuck, baby or pussy feel so good. Oh, my god that was so. I came. I got like I got tapping into our guys, but not enough men. If you're listening to this for the love of fucking God coming from Alexandra Cooper in Lana rose, please speak Please leave and a grunt like I've made gonna it. I just think it's funny like sometimes guys have different like oh faces and when he is coming like have you heard the guys are like like all actors, that I would love like more more expression, the butter I love whenever they make an ugly airspace whenever work so like as as funny as a kind of it when you,
think back later, when you're sobered out of the sex, if he is like freaking the fuck out, I'm like yeah, that's what my pussy just yeah like the best yes but then. I also think there are girls that cause. I think guys would never fake that. So then girls are known to sometimes fake orgasms, which I faked an orgasm in my life or you, fucking kidding, of course, I will not be like never in my life have I not fake like I have not not that it's not that I'm enjoying it, but I've been with guy that I'm like okay. This needs to like wrap up. It's crazy, like let's go yeah everyone has you faked an orgasm yeah, only one ever guys, like insist on eating my pussy, and I want it to be over with and you're like listen.
I try telling them, unlike listen wishes to use my very real here like no might. First, I try to go on to spite me just for eight hundred rob with out there like. No, let me finish your baby that, unlike ok, I just came falling my eyes out. It's it's I'd like gets upsetting by like take a hand, take ahead balls are a very like foreign region to women cause it's the whole misconception of If you touch it the wrong way he will die like he will start crying like. How do you work with the balls and the asshole The balls like it really depends on the guy, like some guys, don't like it. Some have less sensitivity and you can tug on them put them all in your mouth like some guys like fuck yeah. It hurts whenever you try to do it and it's so interesting to always see like the difference in the balls, because sometimes heights really lie under vilified ye, interesting
MIKE. I don't know if this is every guy, but he has something that we call like morning balls in the morning, they're like super tight sucked out like looks like a twelve year old why you gotta say like really tight and Turkey in the morning, and I got my tender languidly centre like all sag, yellow grandpa, always that so interesting. I I I don't know now. I'm gonna have to look. I know fuck next time next time I'm gonna have to do that, like let me inspect the balls in the morning and at night, because the guy that I'm hooking up with we were like cuddling in the morning and he literally took my hand. He was like please just like cut my balls like. I want you to just hold my balls and I literally hold him. They felt very, like tight, tighten up there and then later when we were fucking like he doesn't have that they were like swing in yeah. Ingalls are so fascinating. So no, I think that's where I always say communication. If you just ask your partner like say like what do you like with your balls like, I think men would find that so hot, because some guys are like do all the things I love all the things and the other guys are like. No, I'm not into it. What about the as
the ice leg, so I firstly, MIKE's only let me do this one time I dont even off, I should say it's called out either. I find it like this the fur like a big turn on. Getting guys to do like somewhat like fuckin him things like I I him to go into doggie one time for me to eat it, and that's like the best position for like eating the ass, because then you could like EDA, and then you can put your hand in the fry and unite jerk at odd, but he is only done at one time. Was he thinks like going into doggie? Is I dont like idle Ivan? Am I think that if a man see I'm on the opposite spectrum round, like MIKE shout the fuck out, I think that when men can be confident enough in their sexuality to do that, their girlfriend. I think it's so hot, because it's like when guy It's me like stop star if, if even leave internally put my finger in their ass, unlike what is wrong with you like
embrace it yeah good. My fucking has yet to let me put my finger and is by, and I've asked so many times I so slightly peg him for my birthday tat. Yes, I guess I was a joke to Mozilla meter through your eating his ass and then you're. Putting her hand around yeah so we'll spit on the hand I like jerk it off or I could like to do the balls and then like I'll, like drop down underneath like lick. The balls maybe put my head on the
other side like sucking a little bit comback, oh yeah, you're kind of doing like on one side of the deck and the other yeah I'm getting all of it all of it. Well, because his dick isn't a vagina, you can't go back to front on a vagina. I'm like thank you so much for my fucking Uti and my east and I fucking did but like a dick, you can go back from their ass and go to his deck. I don't think anything's gonna happen. I love when guys want to just do like all the things, and I think that it makes you closer. I like like getting when I'm like in more in a relationship I like to try weird ship, because even if you push it to a level, that's like insanity, I think it's like more fun, because you can later and even if you like, we'd like that, as my yeah, like that, it's you get, you have experienced it together, and I really like weird like sexual fantasies too, like the play out with my keys, like the first sky, that I like doing like fantasy as well, which is fine, we walk, but unless I mean I've heard like the little outfit since I lived on some like really weird
and, although he says a note with some time, collect the super weird ones that wherever super weird ones, I can't even say that likes theirself uh, oh I can't I've done like school girl, I pretended that he was like my PE teacher, but those are the more mild ones like there's literally Ben ones, where he's like, there's no fucking way, I'm doing that. I will be mentally scarred from I'm not down to do that. Do you which annoys me? I want someone who's gonna, do everything that I want yeah, maybe he'll ease into it. Eventually, yeah he'd probably have to be in the right mood, for I think a lot of girls want to do role playing with their boyfriends, but they feel super insecure to start it like. How do you go about it like? Do you walk into the room and you're in a character, and you don't break character like how does it go down yeah so I'll, just like surprise him just go into my closet, I put on like a fun outfit, I didn't come out. I guess it just depends on your relationship like me and Micra, both really open sexually. We have Mama sex right, yeah, I'm like I'll put on my school growth of it I'll be like mysterious.
Cheney. I really want a plus in your class. What can we do to work this out? We will MIKE talk back, oh yeah. Oh, I love it. I'm so proud of him because I think sometimes guys have a hard time like girls like we can get into character and I fucking thrive off of it. The school teacher one is pretty fucking amazing. He loves playing characters because you can either with the school teacher one you can either go the back. A girl like I'm in trouble, or you can do like that, like I really want in a like, I'm in a plus student like, I am highlighting it going to be like the innocent wine and then all of a sudden you're like choking on I can. I can tell you like a one weird one that MIKE did. I agree as to why this is probably like. So weird, you tell me tell me so I dont like Ajar Athena butter and like put this on your deck and pretend that I'm a doctor
he wouldn't do it. I honestly like this is so fucked up, but I thought you were gonna more so be like. I wanted him to dress up as like a priest, and I didnt know where you're going with it you're like so I want to put peanut butter on your dick and you wanted to pretend you were a dog or he was a dog that no, that I was like the dog and that because you know like people, do that, oh yeah, and then there like a dog, either pussy out yes or like the. Winner, yeah, and so so I was like pretend that I'm a dog and you put peanut butter on your deck and you're gonna, get on your knees and start acting and get on a blow job yeah. I don't hate, isn't that hot though I think like, I think he was like kids like. Oh, it's a mess or whatever yeah. Well, I caught MIKE. I don't know. I also peanut butter is very, fucking, like sticky, you have probably would like get stuck in his sleeve hole. It would definitely be in the whole, but also I feel like for you there's two ways it could go like giving a blow job with peanut butter. It could be like you are so in it because you're having to literally like I
urban slurp or you could get like some have you can like re whenever you're, I remember United Lebanon, which peanut butter in your mouth. Yes, you kind of cat, like I'm swallow or all swallowing your home out just become kind of like what? Even if the word, We know that I know you talk. I remember as a kid putting too much peanut butter and to its peanut butter, my peanut butter and Jolly am I I couldn't swallow yeah. So I do. I wonder how long I probably wouldn't worked anyway doesn't indifferent. I just had recently a girl, say she wrapped the dick in different roles, when but I wanna bite it ban. That's all! all right Lana? Let's, maybe not do this because MIKE is gonna like so I'm in the hospital this is it Alex Tolona to put a fucking roll up on my day, maybe like matella, something like I don't know something. We could get some chocolate time, yeah yeah yeah, but I think it's fun. That you're saying like this is a perfect example of you saying in your sex life. You are mixing, it up
you don't have to have three sums have crime, all the woman that he knew tells me you're. My only friend, though this is where our world is today, and I think that so many years ago it was like porn was so taboo now think. Not only is that not tab anymore, really at length Laurel. Why he, how history has an only vans in it, like called a big commentary, making. Yeah come on you made from your only bans. Ok, so like your main source of income, now I do a lot of things now I lie down and thus as much effort into my only France LA chokes. I know like how much like Riley and, like my friend Leonard making like they're fucking crushing yet, but I also don't do the same type of content. The lady I'm only pulsing nudes there like doing everything on their only chance, so that
a Kindred said, because, obviously you can see me doing other things on my Russell. Only certain percentage of people are going to sign up just to see my nudes rights, which I find. What because I've run to the point. My life, where I dont want to do anything. Bad doesn't like bring happiness and joy to me. If it's gonna make me less happy, I'm not gonna do it. I don't give a fuck about the money, That's really good, but I still make bank though you like, and when I say I'm not making as much as like riling them, I'm like it's. No, I have that bad. I have other like things or make money from yeah cause, I'm sort of I'm in a weird position, like probably one of the first from like a dull industry too, like become like. I almost
like actual influence are so I still do you like brand deals and like all of that stuff, as well business as merge, I guess like I could see girls being in the industry like it must get so addicting, because once you go down the path of doing porn, like you said, you were like. Oh, like some girls like a king boyfriends, this about by once you commit to that. You must have a fear of like How do I even pivot, like you, were so fortunate, wanted that you were able to lay arrow your luck, social? I wish I was scared whenever I first quit doing partners like what the fuck am I gonna do now you see those last. I have like a four thousand dollar part made at the time, and I was, married? But I just I personally think if you wake up every single day and like you are just like. I'm gonna work at those single fucking day, and I was talking to them about this in the car like. If you live in and breathe it every day like you're gonna fucking make it like, you either have talent or you have like hard work and dedication. One of the other or both on earth very fortunate.
Meal is definitely like hard work and dedication like to get here and I'm just tell em like early, do anything if you work had no, but I think it when I had always inspiring to see this, because I think, like you as much as you have like you, I mean your life looks like so nice now but like when you sit here. We started as you being like. So when I was thirteen like. I knew I want to do porn, but I also then went to jail and, like you have your family shit, which everyone has but like your journey to getting too not only becoming like that's good. That you were the most searched on on porn, but now you're like no I'm happy. I have a boyfriend that loves me and I also have career aspirations outside of porn yeah. No, that's amazing! Wow. I feel, like we kind of went through a lot today. Lana plug yourself, Like Y know, I would like your social. Maybe they handle loudly but what am I wife like Instagram, only fans like where can people find find for alright are you
environment, social media, I just as my name on the roads, only fans liner, roads times three, but don't think you're gonna see anything crazy on their to literally just nudes. It's just so. If you want to go see my nudes had over their Laana. Thank you so much for coming. I think, like your story was amazing and I think a lot of people are going to be really excited to hear this died a view and thanks for some like this before talk yes thanks for having me was honestly like a lot of fine, like I hate doing podcast, but this was probably my favorite line just cause like your energy so good, and I felt so comfortable that makes me so fucking happy. Thank you. You'll have to come out again soon. Thank you, commercial piper! do you know what Piper Lou as anybody that is having a bachelor rat party, a bachelor party you're in college, and you need tee shirts for your sorority. Anything that you want to custom make you want to put it on a tumblr or shirt, a hat whatever
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Alex? I honestly am not comfortable talking about this to anyone, and I am freaking out right now and you're. The first person I thought of that might actually have something to say that could point me in the right direction. All right, sweetheart, let's go, so me and my boyfriend have been dating for almost three years. He was asleep and I decided to go on his phone? I looked in his recently deleted photos and he has a fucking video of himself touching his asshole I immediately got up and went to the bathroom to freak out, and I told him to leave my house. Am I right to be disturbed? I am sorry freaking out- and I am so close to breaking up with him. Oh my god, I'm not even a I'm doing more in bed with him, but why does he have a video like this, and why is he TAT is? Why is he not talking about it to me?
either way I want to die. While I love you, daddy array, sweetheart, calm down, calm the fuck down. First of all, your fine. Least? It's not a video of a guy putting his dick in your boyfriend asshole, you I mean okay, like we. Can we, can cancel that out like at least it's not a guy, putting a dick in his asshole or like a girl like fucking, fitting your boyfriend. It's just him. Ok, we're just still in the close quarters of your home, still between the two of you, although now as I'm thinking about it, I'm sorry, but I can't help but think you should check his phone farther or the eye pattered be computer cause. He could be sending that too. A girl or a guy that could be about yeah. Ok, now that I'm thinking about the worst case scenario as he was sending that video to someone actually now?
full blown spiralling cause, I was about to go in a different direction like maybe you need to be more open and like talk about ass play with him. Is it feels like? Maybe you guys don't have that relationship and he's going to press? I completely take the pack and I'm completely going right to this revelation. I think he probably centre to some one cause. Why would he take a video of himself fingering his asshole to like what watch back and like see what it looks like you just look at porn like he could just watch gay porn or he could watch porn of like a girl, pegging a guy in the asshole yeah. Oh, oh god, oh, oh god, yeah. We fuck, okay, girlfriend, I'm! So sorry you actually have every right to freak out. I was gonna be like. Why are you freaking out just communication be like I want to take a finger in your eyes. Why don't you? Let me know, I think, yeah. I think he sent that to someone and then he deleted it immediately. So my suggestion is
Ask him to open the Ipad. You know the classic call her dad. You put the Ipad down Downer, you put the computer down, you say open that fuck up and then you go through his text messages and, unfortunately I feel like you're going to find that video sent to someone- oh my god, I'm so fucking. So yeah I mean there's just no. I just really can't understand why he he wouldn't go back in jerk off to watching himself finger finger, his asshole, it would be just like porn so like who was that video? For you know what I mean, I'm really sorry. I think we just casually discovered that your boyfriend is cheating on you. I love you daddy Dmer, like right me and if you figure this out I'm sorry, okay, I have been seeing this guy for the past two months and after texting every single day and seeing each other every week. I wanted to know if he saw this going anywhere when I asked he answered.
That it was too early for him to know and that school is his priority. He's super focus on his career, so he's always Bessie and doesn't try to make time for me, but I'm still willing to try to make it work. His actions and words don't match, as he initiates most conversations and is the one asking me out. I want to try and distance myself, but how do I make him want me right? This is interesting. Here's the thing ladys- and I know this is annoying, but this is just a no matter how Numa Whole Fucking healthy. I get on this God. Damn fucking show I
Always stay true to this one belief system, and it is that as a woman, unfortunately, men constantly think constantly think that we are trying to get wife. The fuck up and men are so much more afraid of commitment than women. So when a woman looks a man dead in the fucking eyes and says what are we or do you see a future for us, the man shots the buck down, even if he's like, I could so see something with this girl. If you jump to that's cause you're saying this is two months. You ve only been seeing this guy governed. That is true. Fucking soon to fucking soon to be asking. What are we? Do you see a future duty future stood up? you're fuckin, paperback, impostor dishes. I do even though I have even met your family. What do you mean a future? What if your fucking mother is psychotic like these are the
things that girls I know initially you're like I don't want to get her. I just want to know right in your fucking diary. You like him, he likes you, ok, chill! Ok! My advice right now, though, is if he is initiating shit. Things are going well right. Ok, so let it progress now. This is basically the psycho way to find out if he cares a little bit. Ok, if you're in college, which it seems like you bar that's what you're gonna do a couple times throughout the next few weeks. Just fucking kind of go. Am I a k when a text you to hang out don't answer, but then the next baby Davy nice, because if he doesn't want to play games, just kind of show him like fuck, I have my own life and I'm not even trying to be a dick like I was just super busy last night, I didn't even answer him. You know what I mean: it's not that he's like hey this girl's, full blown playing games. I'm trying to work on my fucking school in this bitch is like playing games with me, not interested. No, no! No! You don't want to come up with a buck inside, go but strategically
you need to show him. You have your own life and then text a black like holy. Sorry like I was super busy last night, I was out like side and answer you look. What are you up to this week? dabble with being a little inconsistent and falling off the map for a minute, but then be super nice back so that he has to sit in his room while he's studying and putting his books. Earth and be like ok hold on she's. Clearly out there like kind, a living, your life, but she super sweets me and always one thing out, and I told her. I still remember the conversation. I told her that I I need to focus on school, so she's clearly so interested in me, but she also took that information and now she's kind of living, room life and then he'll, probably there make a decision- Kate. No, I dont want or living your own life. I want us to be more official. I want us to be more exposed or help you like. Thank God, we'll be like, thank God. She found something else to do other than fucking blowing me up twenty four seven and bothering the fucking living shit out of me. I have a science eggs.
Tomorrow, pitch leave me alone, so I think that that's probably the best way. I just I just think asking a guy two months and what you are it's like. Do you want him to run for the fucking hills? You can ask that eventually, but not that soon. In and honestly, I know this is sounds fucking annoying, but this is how I play all the time if you don't ask them all of a sudden, if you're hanging out all the time- and everything is good. All of a sudden, a guy if he does like you, he's going to eventually be like wheat white, isn't she asking what we are? Why hasn't she tried to put any guidelines on this and then they'll get insecure and then they'll come for you, but if you're the first one first like like k, you played your hat now. Evoking knows you like him. You want to be something and always like. Ok, I have that option now. What else daddy love your show, and I could use her input. I
Ben dating this guy sends may, and it's been absolutely amazing, but I just found out that he cheated on his axe and he already did not have the bass best track record he's pretty much her. Every single girl he's dated and calls all of his acts is crazy. I know red flag. I got nervous from his pass that he only hasn't cheated on me because he hasn't gotten. The chancellor and covered since he has been with me. I really do think he's changed by hey those girls that are like. No, I know he's bennydeck before, but not to me. He's changed. I've changed him. I don't want to get played, Georgie on him first because Jeter re cheated on or do I trust him every time I bring it up. He says that he would never hurt me and doesn't want to talk about it more. Is it bad to play games with a boyfriend, or what should I do in the situation Oak Harry Girls, and it said to me like you're, dealing with the classic FUCK boy- listen! I want you to under. They are not like. Ah
the only red flag. Honestly to me is this. Well. Actually I actually take all the back. There's multiple, like you said, the red flag is if someone has cheated on every single girl or every single guy that they have ever fucking dated sorry, but there is no way that that person is just going to change overnight. However, listen to this guys like two thousand eight hundred and twenty nine, and he really wants to change his life and he's like ready for marriage, maybe you could be the fucking unicorn that comes along and he's like. Oh my god like I want to finally settle down if in a fuckboy for so fucking long, however, you have to at least be weary you're telling me right now he hasn't cheated, I mean, have you checked his phone? How do you know? How do you know if you shoot on every single
girlfriend in the past. How do you know he's not cheating on you right now and it's in pandemic, so you haven't been within twenty four seven like have you checked his computer? No! Okay! So then don't say he's not cheating on you, the biggest red flag. To me, though, and I think, as I get into more mature relationships, this is the biggest red flag to me. The fact that you bring it up to him- and you are voicing concerns saying like listen. Unfortunately, we have to have a conversation, because your track record, like you literally cheat on every fucking girl and the fact that you're saying he just says he won't hurt me, but he doesn't want have a conversation about it. That is a huge fucking red flag. If a man is not willing to engage in a conversation with you multiple times and basically talk about it till it's a fucking beating a dead horse, especially because it's his issue in his path, I say you're in the wrong fucking situation in like you need to be fucking, ready to find out that he
committee on you too. I just know men if he does it if he is willing to be like baby, we will talk about this as many times as you fucking want, because I want you to feel secure in this situation. I promise you I understand. My pass has been fucked and I understand I have done. I have done things that make it not look fucking promising for you, but I promise you. This is different. If he's not willing to how that conversation every good day. That's such a red flag! Why doesn't want to talk about it because it makes him uncomfortable because he doesn't how the fucking balls, to sit there and like full blown like a most. Finally, like you he's I didn't know, I won't hurt. You shut the fuck up, ok! Well then, I'm promised you have. You won't even go there and talk about that he's, probably being shady hello father. I have a question for you. This is not about sex, but about beginning
chapter. I recently moved to a new town where I'm living alone. I don't make friends easily and I am a huge introvert. I got homesick very easily and this is definitely a I know you have also made a change to living alone and I was wondering if you have any tips or anything to help through this process. Thank you in advance, love your show. It's a lifesaver on long road trips, home, proud of your success and strength. Oh my fucking God. I love you daddy. This makes me so sad guys. Listen. I think that first of all, moving we were alone is probably the hardest fucking thing to do, but I wanted to normalize like I remember, my friend moved to a new stay and she told me that she went on bumble, friends and I feel, like some people could think
like fucking? Weird? It's like what are you such a loser, you to go, find friends on a fucking basically dating out, but it's like the french version. No, no, I think that's like actually really fucking healthier normal, who doesn't crave human interaction and I feel like if you're in introvert, my biggest advice to you is get on. One of these acts too, like that's like a friend up, and you already have your slide in line. Basically, it's like hey. I just moved here. I'm new to this city like and I'd be totally down like grab a drink, nothing weird, I'm just like totally looking to branch out and make new friends. That is the least weird thing you could say, like you have your pick, a blind and you should initiate. You should initiate- and I know it's hard but like. I think you need to try to get out of your comfort zone for yourselves. Do go meet at a bar. Go meet for dinner with any of these girls are guys. I would suggest you first Goethe, girls and just me
up and see how it goes. Obviously me in a public space. So it's like safe and everything, but you have to force yourself to occasionally get out, or else you're gonna be stuck inside and it's not easy, especially during a pandemic like this shit fucking sock. So I can imagine you're feeling Superman I just want to normalize for anyone know like if you're even not liking. Your friend grew bright. Our anything. I think it's ok to branch out and like literally try to get on sites like this,
friends, because the people use around yourself with sometimes you need to check. Do I have good people around me or drive? No one around me we'll find yourself friends that you think that you can match up with and growth and it may be a disaster if you go on this fucking get drinks of this girl and she could be a raging psycho you're, not for me, but at least now you're slowly starting to learn like ok, that's not my type of person. Now let me go on another fucking. Hang Alec, let's see and then would eventually happens. Is my friend told me that she found one girl and slowly she in a graded, her into her friend group and that new city and she just found her new boyfriend through that friend and she man. I mean it's all about connections and I think that, if you're willing to put yourself out there, that's just the first start toward success. If they're not than is going to be really hard to fucking like feel comfortable, not new city, you to try to make it your own, but I'm not lying
How can it be easy? I'm not saying it's can be easy. It's gonna be hard for you. Just if you want it, you have to work a little bit for it sacks on a first day. How do you keep him interested after that? I seem to always want to do this. If I really dig the guy apparently I have no self control, I'm actually looking for our relationship and not casual sex. Is there anyway to come back after this. My doom, to never see him again and or not be taken seriously. Ok, everybody listening to this. Here's a thing about having sex on a first date. It through really depends on so many variables. It's not a black or white answer. If you are having sex with a dude who you have been texting and have such insane good chemistry with and you've, good banter and you're going back and forth, and it's super fun and you me and you go on your actual first date and you end up fucking on the first date.
And you guys have such good fucking chemistry that guy may look at you and be like do this girl's fucking dope, like we just had Bombass sex, we have bomb ass conversations like I like this girl. However, if you talk a little bit and you go on the first day and you fuck a guy on the first day he may. Look at you after and be like. You know, I don't really know like. I dont really love that she just fucked my DEC on the first day like what kind of girl is she, unlike does she do this alone guys. Every guy is different. It literally is so crazy, but I'm sorry, but every single guy is different because some guys as much as they would never fucking date, a girl that fucked on the first day. I know guys that have fucked her on the first day and being like Yo Ba I'm like obsessed, it's strange It comes down to like chemistry and then also the emotional chemistry. If both are there than usually guys like, I dont really give a fuck, but if it was just physical and emotionally he's like she's like she's all right, but the sex was bomb, then he may not even think about
with a girlfriend. If I, if I were you, though, it also depends on your situation, if you feel like you, keep having sex with these guys and they keep not calling you after I'm gonna, go ahead and say, and this fucking socks by. Maybe you need to change your game. A little bed you're fucking on the first eight in these guys, are calling you back after so maybe you really need to show guy a little bit more of who you are in your motion and and then fuck to keep them. Everyone has different games. Some girls are so fucking psycho bomb in the bedroom and know how to like perfectly wrap it up on the first section and the next day they can do. The other girls is like you gotta. Let them know who you are first and then fuck batches away, the fucking game
goes so if fucking on the first day, isn't working for you close your fucking legs you're like I can't help it will ok, fine, then you're, just gonna get the same results. The definition of insanity sweetie is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different result if you're fucking on the first day, and they never call you back, I'm a go ahead and say: maybe maybe let's not do that? Unlike wait, a fuckin second unlike masturbate five times a fucking Dave you really need to, but like no big aim is not working, so you ve got to adjust. Its almost even about fucking on the first eight or not it's for you, it's not working. If it is for you than I wouldn't say, change, keep going, but it's not for you sat hey. I needed vice my boy friend of four years: go stood. May ok, you! Why are you guys? Daddy gave my my boyfriend of four years boasted my ass. When I was out of town, I cannot say Bach, King love,
girls right in our guys right and in their my girlfriend or my boyfriend goes to me. How do you get goes it by your girlfriend or your boyfriend eighties? Them unbelievable fucking thing, I'm obsessed my boyfriend of four years. Go said my ass. When I was out of town, I come home and he won't even confront me or sleep in the same bed room. So I packed all my shit and left without a care in the world for him. He never actually broke up me, after twenty four fucking hours after I leave, I hear that he's already hooking up with other girls and a random curls pussy in the bar parking lot. I feel like he's out to get me. I don't want to be with him again, but I want him to miss me in care. What do I do so fuckin, unbelievable daddy gave a bug above you, ok, sweetheart Jesus Christ, number one yearn for your relationship and he's doing this to you. His zero reefs,
for you and he is full blown over the relationship. That's just what it is he's over. It he's completely over. It he's completely lost his mind, he's having a midlife fucking crisis, no he's over it. So you saying you want him to miss you and to care that is so sad like he doesn't, but you're saying no, but I want him to well. He doesn't so now say at the opposite way. He doesn't care about you and he doesn't miss you. Why do you want to have to trick someone into missing you and caring about you? He ate? No, really, let's live in this for a minute he ate a bitch is pussy in the bar parking lot sweetie. He has zero respect for you
a four year relationship. Twenty four hours after you leave the home and you didn't even fully verbally agree that you guys broke up the self worth game. We really need to strengthen- and this is what I said all my friends be in the feels sweetheart be in the fucking field for fucking your relationship in this shit just went down. You should be bawling your eyes out. You should be so sad. Of course you should miss him. Of course you should want him to miss you and care about you, by take your time and more in the ending of that relationship, because going back shouldn't be even a fucking. Bull imp of an option unless ok and unless I not being ass, well you're? But unless you can look at every single, in your family, all your friends and you can verbally say guys. I want to address I'm going back to someone that disrespects me doesn't care about me will cheat on me and I'm totally. Okay with that. Just so, you guys know totally down going to get respected going to get cheat on, but like I'm going back, if you can
we acknowledge that to everyone around you that loves and cares about you and you go back then Hermes. We arrogant therapy, but do you know them saying it's like you can miss him. You can care about him. Abso fucking believe it would be weird after four years if you did in, but do not have enough self worth and know what you deserve and to want to go back to that that's where there is a problem and you gotta figure that shit out all right guys that is it for this week, dirty good guy. I hope we all enjoy that little episode, hopeful, Do you guys were excited for next week as a record, this episode, Lauren, is downstairs in my apartment, she's, studying she an exam, but I went down. I took a little water break and I said: hey: Lauren, listen, would you be a fucking gem and just let me Hand your goddamn microphone next week and just chat it up with me for a little bit about this little rendezvous were having with that
the motley crew and play the motley grimy. My action is invite Tyre fuckin friend group and she was like. I would be honoured. So Hopefully we be around and will really dig deep into what the fuck is going on with the red wedding. All the things guys go far beyond its agreements. Alexander Cooper I'll call her daddy. It's just call her daddy on all things, social media and don't forget to write it the show guys you can either just dm me as I do read a lot of ideas or you guys can go to the bar stool website, you gotta to dot com You gotta shows call her daddy and then it just submit your question and right and you can keep it anonymous or you can get a little fuckin frisky and maybe I dont know put your fucking name or your enemies name, that's the weight of fucking. Do it you going. I fucking love. You know the fucking drill. I see you motherfuckers,
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