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99- BREAKING NEWS

2020-10-13 | 🔗

DADDY GANG- BREAKING NEWS. At the beginning of this week's episode, Alex divulges what is going on in her life and provides breaking news. THEN, Hannah Berner is back this week with Alex to discuss meeting the men they are dating’s parents… or not? Discussing men’s dating history and the fascinating question which is- what if the guy you are dating has a history of dating a type of girl and you aren’t it???? Should you feel insecure if you are the ONLY brunette he has ever dated and all his ex's are blondes?? They also get into different fighting tactics with your partner, and discuss ex’s and if you should or should not bring them up with the person you are currently dating. LASTLY, Alex asks Hannah her thoughts on 3somes and 4somes because she is considering engaging in these escapades with one of the men she is currently dating. ENJOY DADDIES!!!!!

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join honey, dot, com, slash daddy! What is up daddy gang? It is your single father Alex Cooper. We call her daddy what the fuck is up daddy gang. It is your founding father again for another mother. Fucking episode call her daddy how the hell are you all doing great, perfect? Okay, me too, we're pretending you guys said you're in great moods. I am too, why are you in a good mood? Alex you're usually hung over?
tired, not today motherfuckers daddy Ging by the time that I upload this lovely lovely episode, your girl, your father, is officially on vacation. I'm extremely excited to go drink, a fat, fucking, Pina Colada and have some sacks now? Don't worry. because all of you are like that's nice, Alex Gray by hold on so we don't get an episode next week, there isn't an episode a collar daddy next week. However, I didn't forget about you
leaving my children. There is going to be an episode on Hannah's podcast burning in hell where she interviews me and we get super dark and deep. We recorded this the other week, so that will be fun that you guys can go, listen to so technically you're going to get your daily dose of call her daddy. Now, let's get to the good stuff, let's get to, let's get to the mother, fucking good stuff, daddy! There has been so much drama in my life this past week. they. I truly feel like. I haven't been able to come up for air there's been so much shit going on that I barely I was like I need to get on the fucking podcast and until the daddy gate. What the fuck is going on in my life, are you guys ready for the breaking news? yeah I'm coming daddy,
Listen, the fuck up you ready! for this one. There is a man that lives you're like what here we go, there is a man that lives across the hall. For me, that is extremely mentally unhinged. I have to move out of my goddamn New York City apartment by October, thirty, one ST and I am in fact Alex Fucking Cooper moving to Motherfucking la and Daddy gang. I am not fucking doing it alone, For the first time in five years,. Lauren Mcmullin, my best friend, Since second grade is blocking single, she broke up with her fucking
boyfriend and she's fucking coming with me baby and we're moving to la you're. All like we Alex Lodo what you moved into your partment Lauren broke over her boyfriend last time he was your fucking show it sounded like they were getting fucking marred. It was like a seven year, fucking relationship and what mean you're moving to LA you swore you would never go welcome to the fucking show this week. Baby, there's a lot I'll? Go hunting, you're? Let's, let's go into the details. Don't worry, of course, I'm ready. Let's go. Let's forget backing down. Let's start with my apartment, if you guys have followed me on social media you've seen I have this gorgeous apartment, which I have said. Thank you fucking Daddy gang, because the only fucking reason I am living in that apartment is because of every single person. Listening to this podcast, you have given me the ability to live somewhere that I truly never dreamed of fucking limiting. So, first of all, let's take- the fucking minute to be like. Thank you. So I'm in this baller Place- and the last thing you guys fucking saw- was a move in vlog. Now the next video you're gonna see is a move out vlog out, I'm because I'm leaving there man a man
across the hall? For me, that is extremely unhinged and I don't need to get into how he's been arrested and he's a little he's, a little erratic, psycho whatever and basically people had to get involved and for safety reasons. I have to move out of this building. It's fucking sucks, because if you guys have seen on social media, I have put my heart and soul into not for finishing for the first time in my goddamn fuckin life, my apartment from the trash. So it's but and shitty, I'm not gonna lie the fact that I'm telling. You that someone super unhinged lives across for me. You also know how I go. I am let's just say I have ramped up the door, buddy situation from a nice little one hooker under the fucking door. Numb I have ten door buddies and I have my dresser slide up to my fucking door. Right before I go to sleep every night, because God forbid, the man shows up knock, knock bitch, you're dead. This is Can you re Selma little? I'm I'm hints now he's making media unhinged. So I'm learning this.
Lauren shows up knock, knock on my door and goes hey Big AL a move in the fuckin. I just broke up with my boyfriend and she brings all of her. my apartment like learn, I'm so happy and proud of you that you finally are single. However, moving out the work try to move in and I'm fucking moving out Daddy gang. So now Lauren and I are sitting in this great apartment and we're like on October thirty. We are homeless, okay, so Lauren and I have been like wow. What you know you go from moving into this great place in a stable relationship to two seconds later, and also all of you are probably thinking Alex. What did you do Alex? What did you do? Why did she break up with a boyfriend? I promise it says for the first time in my life, this is nothing to do with me and Lauren told me that she'll come on and she'll explain whatever, but for right now all you need to
she broke up with her boyfriend of five years now. Learn our homeless now the scene is set Alex Lauren homeless. Where will they go next phase? Two? motherfuckers were going to La Alex. How the hell did that even count a bow. You took the scouts honor that okay never will ever I said it. I will totally admit. I said I would never fucking go to LA I'm moving to LA guys. This is how it happened. If you follow me on social media, you probably actually saw the infamous night that this all went down. It was the other night learn and I were posting away on social media, but the one through and through nothing could deny the fact that everyone could tell we were fucking, let we were hammered a couple fuckin dirty martinis in and all of a sudden. Every single girl, even man, can relate to this when you're, with your best friend and you're, getting fucking drunk, and then you start to have deep conversations. You get emotional, it's.
a beautiful. You love those girl nights where you're like let's fucking drink, let's in the fuckin lawn Adele RE, let's poor, fuckin salt in the wound and let's go there. Weren't, like colleges cry, so we start to get really fucked up and we start to just talk about life and to slow it down for a minute to be real with you guys for a minute lauren- and I start to have conversations about like what is New York City to us right now, because there there is no denying the fact that New York City is the greatest fucking city in the world and that will never fucking changed my opinion. It is the greatest fucking city. However, right now New York City is not New York City. Everything closes at ten o clock. The reason you live in New York is because it's the city than ever I can sleeps and I find myself going to bed at night. It quite every night is nothing is open to see vs as our closer, not twenty, four hours anymore. I like. How do I go get she those made? No, they really are to do Joe, but on top, of like joking that it's not New York
there is also an underlying other issue where largest broke up with her boyfriend and every single percent listening to this podcast that has ever gone through a break up specifically one that is like years and years and where you lived with this person, where every single day this person is a part of your life, they become your best friend. You know that that doesn't just go away in a second, so to end that Lauren
keeps coming back from work and she's like outside literally almost told the cab driver to go to my old apartment, like it's fucking with her she's like New York, is so depressing to me right now, and then I'm over here and I've been saying it. I also to kind of went through a break up in the city, and I feel as though I just need a fucking fresh start and Warren is looking at me saying the same fucking thing and were like. We wish all the people in our path. Well, we wish them the best of luck and we hope they fucking thrive and succeed in all the things, but we're both kind alike to take care of ourselves right now. What we need, and that night is really when the I was born. We hadn't been thinking about it. Prior and Lauren looks at me. I was kind of an interesting.
look the eyes were a bit glazed over at this point. Wasn't really sure if she even was gonna. Remember this in morning, pretty fucking black. How honestly glazed over looks at me yes kind of drooling slurring at me and goes Alex. Why don't we go to LA You said it yourself and your blogs. Let's be I coastal bitches was just fucking do where we can do whatever the fuck. We one October the thirty first. As far as we know, we don't need to be in New York City. Will we come back fucking? Yes, of course we love the city, but for right now why don't we take control over fucking I get on a plane and just move like theirs. reason for us to not do something that we really feel is the best for us. so Daddy gang? in that moment we realised by coastal bitches. Here we fucking come now. Listen I think my reservations towards ally and the past will be honest- have been like. I see the tick talkers and the influencers and I've never wanted to be like bang,
Energy swipe up, but that's also not who Lauren and I are, and it doesn't mean that we can't go to LA and find our own crowd and fucking fine people that aren't constantly having bang energies up their like. It's fine like, and I think that's what We realized allay is like New York, there's neighborhoods we're gonna enjoy, and so it was pretty, though, because large, the one proposing this idea- and I will put their only learn- you ve- never Ben Ali Laurens. Looking at me, she's like like it's great. We can hike up to see the la sign of like learn for a long. Don't about the Hollywood sign. There's no alleys sign you. They re The Hollywood sign we're gonna, drink green juices, we're gonna work out, we're gonna. Do yoga, I'm like technically I'll, probably doing the same fucking thing, I'm doing in organ like sitting on my fucking couch, but the sun And will be a shining okay and I feel like it anything I've taken from corona and quarantine. It's like you gotta does do what makes you fuckin happy guys on, everybody listening to this, everyone has differ
financial situations and I understand me being like an operating my life and going to allay not everyone can text We do it the way, I'm to do it, but let me also tell you you do whatever you want to do my best friend Lauren right here. She doesn't have a job when we go to LA. She has no job she's on a job hunt she's going to continue to be in classes at Columbia, with no job she's quitting her New York, job she's, fucking, moving across the country and being like, and when I but they're gonna get online and trying to find a fucking job. It's like just do whatever the fuck we want to do, but the fun part of this, too, is already. I can't help myself. I I can't help myself your I go on here. She goes content. Ok, people How can lift your hearing collar daddy I promise you you're all like? No, you definitely came up with this. I promise I didn't Lauren looked at me and goes here's the here's, the thing Alex I
a very different humans. Are you learn to rub it in law or in is getting here? hd at Columbia, she's successful, she's, going to be a fucking psychologist, she's doing other things. Lauren looks looks at and she goes we're very different in the sense of I have ever been on a proper date. With a guy I started dating my boyfriend fucking college. got out of college in New York City of never been on a date with a man. I ve verbally and I quote, and it is shocking, goes I've never been on a dating up, I need to start taking pictures. What am I picture supposed like? What's my bio? Do I follow you. So no one knows and friends with you psycho things at Lawrence like about to jump into the Fucking Dating Pool, and I'm sitting here like, oh, my God, Oh my god, this is so far and because boring has said, let me say that I feel it the Daddy gang like
in this too. I'm I'm new to dating here we go like we can enjoy it too, and Lauren has offered her services and Lauren was like. I would love to actually share with the daddy gang, my journey of like going on my first day. What the fuck do I say, do I need a fucking earpiece from you Alex to be talking in my ear, telling me what to do now. All of you are like your God. Don't do this to Lauren guys? Have you been listening to the past few fucking weeks, health, well, this is spewing out of my fucking asshole. Ok, I'm not going to my friend dirty learns like. I don't want to be blocking him nine times a day and then leaving him on and I'm like totally fair. You'll leave on red Woods you like Alex I can't help myself. No, but the truth is Daddy gang. It really feels like I'm turning the page and starting a new God. Damn chapter, in my life and I have childhood best friend right beside me to do it and it's a little fucking beautiful that we are both fucking single,
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week's episode. You'll hear back in the day, I was saying to Hannah how I was kind of liking. La so you'll hear it's kind of a weird moment where, like I didn't know, it was a foreshadowing. I didn't even know that this bitch was moving so enjoy the episode Daddy Gang. I'm going to pick up where we left off again to remind you. Hannah is in a fulltime relationship with a forty four year old, Fox and I am currently, although I'm juggling a few men, I'm enjoying all demand that I am talking to and we engaging in health and wellness. Alright, let's get into it. Are you freaked out by his age? Has any Russia I figured heights funny? Cannot that he, so he has a full had a gray hair If he didn't have gray hair like he does like a silver, far he's like a Silver Fox Mark, he looks like a straight Anderson Cooper and no children, no x's, he speaks. Three languages, we what's wrong with him. He has no ex wife. He made a joke he was a gun like a sweater leg. It looks good on the ragged, he put it on its low scratchy, and I was like ok that anyone
This was a very big ascribed to scratch, but I really think what this, is that his he's a big big enough Ireland, has a comic like he's. So weak in Ireland is kind like a celebrity loaded the stars, their lobbying in Ireland because he lived there's induce fourteen. So his his life was travelling back and forth. Unlike from is, he was a relationship from like all of his tone. and then he was just fucking grinding with his career, so he met me at this time where his career is kind of calmed down to warranty and it, outside and also costs are not the same age were not competitive with each other he's. Literally like. Oh, that's, good, we're a whole different type of comedy and also he's accomplished. So much he's like. Can I don't care about fame? I don't care about money. I just want happiness right now and you're like, and I represent happiness. Let's go
I am like how much money you have in like. What's her or the like, can you show me w two? I just want to double check. No, I literally, I don't care about it either, but if it like, if why don't Who cares? Because you have a lot? No dude, I the guy that I'm dating I'm like, I know, he's rich, but I want to know how much and I'm waiting, because I don't want to be psyche and listen, I'm not superficial, but I'm superficial, like I'm sorry I'm about to be making a lot of money like I just want to know. I want to know what level of success I owe you are. I don't know if you invest well, I just curious. So I'm wondering like at what point ways like how much do you may? I think it's good happen actually once he feels like really trusting of you stealing stuff from his apartment. I would hope, up
you're stealing his forks, it's just weird, I I am compulsively stealing on from that painting just disappeared and I'm like oh, but can you afford a new one? So I was like gone all of a sudden. I take the most expensive watch and I'm like, but you can afford a new one. How many airpods do you need? I'm gonna tell you what I said that made. He told all his friends made. Him really fall for me, and this is a very specific moment, but when you want to finally pay for a guy if I go it's like maybe third. Fourth, data like coffee shop, where I live whenever the cheap thing I love you. I think I want our money things like I said earlier. We went through a pizza plays and I got a coke and he got a slave. I can safely say because I want to say thick black and I go baby. I gotta go so sure, like I got it and the exact understand seventeen dollars twenty five cents so we're both of the cash
register now, cash register humor is a huge part of relationships. It's just like a waiter humor, like you, banter with, like the take a third way, my little third breathable air. So you look at the cash register and you give the card right and then you go. He makes me pay for everything, John! Then you just see their reaction, his reaction, you let it play out as you're fucking with him you're a devil. So that moment, then I heard him on because he goes on. Podcasts he's a comic being like when I saw her folk with me like that. I just knew she was the one who, unlike obviously, this is my auntie primarily body. This is so the right guy for you be. There are men that would have been like. No, I swear I paid and it's just trying to convince the fucking waiter or whoever that's cashier that, like no, I swear like I've done it in a guy like kind of chuckle. This guy was like that's the funniest thing. I am so in cashier with her fucking cashier banter, that this is the one. So I'm like and do well in my career, like I've, really been making money for like the last year and a half
the actual money as good you too, and so I joke I'm like I to be a sugar mama and I would about all the time and then finally he was like hey. I know this is a joke, but, like you know, I have more money than you and you're like well, I can you want to show how much you two were give me access to the bank account. Where are the taxes, because I don't know it could be seven hundred and fifty dollars. I need to know no, that's true. It is kind of weird when it comes to paying for shit in a relationship like, I think, eventually, people always ask like how do you like it should be balanced out at sometime, but I don't think that like when he pays. I want him to. I really want to pay and think about what paying is it's ultimately like an act of it's a gift. It like an emotional thinks like today we went into the city and I was gonna, go back to my place in queens, he's a glad we're just gonna apartment, I'm an apartment, my reduced by an apartment tonight no he's like. Why? Don't we just get a hotel room and I was like because I have to do something in the morning and I was
like cool and then go to hotels, com, so wait you bought the hotel and I just got a in twenty five elbow room. Has everything so cheap in your eye allow? But it was like a one hundred dollars. I could do that so, like the little you can let you died in and then the big boy like wild, bear, yeah yeah exactly so, do those little things. So when he gets a trip, he just remembers all those little things that you always get it that's a good point dating an older guy, has its perks and negatives but like don't use Feel like no, but I kind of love it. So my mom's, like oh he's, like a man and we and my and my dad's like he so deal with your shit and we don't. We don't have to actually trust him. To deal. I agree. I hate to tell Daddy Gang listening, but if I could give you any advice- and it's just from my personal experience- and I know there are some girls that I know that date guys are age and somehow it works. I personally always day older men yeah. I just feel like I know as crazy and like psychos I'm on the show. Obviously, unlike I sound like a fucking lunatic also as someone who's has a career that their very dry
sometimes when you date guys your age. You might not be successful in their career. Very it's won't get hard. No, I love fucking poor, guys cause like they fuck to have a place to stay that night, like they put in another level of effort, please, but I'm not trying to date. like something went wrong. Like me, I couldn't pass chemistry I too, like and now great filter guys are not intimidated by you yeah. So that's why it's kind of worked out for me deep progress. No, I guess for both of us yeah, I'm not where you are you are yet but like. How do you feel no relationships are the same honestly like I feel kind of happy and it's weird because it's not like a high of when you had like a good podcast show where like when you got a design contract yeah. It's like consistent, where I feel like I've been depressed.
it's just like a lot in my life, and that was just my thing like I just napped all the time I was just me, a snap and then I'd complain about ten people would laugh and I'd eat and lately I just have this excitement of like being with this person and learning about this person. But I also don't you never know what the feature hold, but that's the exciting thing like you see yourself through their eyes. So if they're making, you feel like shit, get the fuck out, but if they're like and if they're just like a yes person to you, get the fuck out, but he literally, like is so honest with me, like, tries to make me better. Also I'm sensitive and we'll tell him when, like something hurt my leg, which is good and we're just run a journey, but also I don't rent a journey. I don't feel like. I need a boyfriend in anyway I like you why he said I shall person that I don't want to lose and, like that's beautiful together, I feel I just feel lucky to have my life.
I'm disgusting right now. I like they don't even know who I am no. This episode is single handedly, going to put me yet again in the health and wellness section for like the fucking podcasting wars, I swear to God. I occasionally throw in some health and they're like it's for the hell. I nominated for the heat and wellness section, I'm like in what world. But I guess honestly, this is the new world. Yes, so we have, you met his parents- oh my god, fun fact: they're dead, you in fact I fun like there Northern Ireland or like one fact like, I did or fight back they're fucking dead, but in fact I don't have to
looking up other what listening to our guy right now they would you down and arise due to her she's. Actually I our first date I gonna fight with my parents, and I rarely fight with my parents, but I like it was a first data gun on, unlike six Malta, and they didn't give a like, like my dad was over, tea time and we have to leave half an hour earlier I was like you've known for week that I once date that you need to drop me off at because my driver's license has expired, and that is my fault. I know. However, I need you right now and he's like. Oh, the guys are playing at once like dad the day I was like dad. You complain that I'm single and like I can't find anyone and I'm able to find someone else, and you don't give a fuck about your daughter. Finding love. Is there anything more important in your life he's like yeah, my entire like three times and the Russia around the house, I, like I pig gene- and I should not have picked jeans on a hot day. I was like growing sweating, I'm fucking literally before I leave the car. I go fuck. You both
walk out like I never fight with them like that. I'm theming I get on this ferry to go, see my hands and I get in the car and I immediately feel really comfortable with him. I'm just like my dad almost fuck this up because of a tea time, and I'm like I'm so annoyed with him. But I'm going to be in a good mood for this date. Hi, I'm Hannah nice to meet you and he looks at me and he goes at least your parents are alive and I go this dude just made a dead parents joke within like five minutes of meeting. I love you. I think I'm in it where you like we are they actually dead? Are you fucking with me and he's like they're dead, they're dead and is that dark sense of humor turned me on so much now? My gains are soaking wet from sweat and what he does yeah and then now we have a joke where, like we'll meet new people- and I'm like, please don't talk about your dead mom in the first five minutes, just don't, lay it on a no morbid. The win you just had fun. Facts
turns to dad. I honestly lost my chat like whoa. That is a dark, then my buddy amazing comedian, Nikki Glazer, had this whole bit where she was like I'm trying to find a man with a dead mom, and I was like why and she's like, because I want to be the number one woman in his life and not have any competition. I'm like you were a sick. father sick fuck, how ogier aser I've never met user SEC pocket? I love it. I mean I would love to meet his mom to be like oh his mom. like, however, however, he's met my parents, they like him and then like that was that does he have siblings? He does. I've met his brother. Oh, how did that go? It was good. His brother's hot you made like a weird basic
What why are you, smoking we would have put if you're not like there is, rather than their all languages and yeah. So I met this guy's parents, but it was all it wasn't supposed to happen. How did he introduce you? Ok. Well, I had better his house and they were coming by two like drop off some fuckin baked goods like that, you agreed just let him to this story. Did you ever thought all right now, excavators right up? Ok, so we are getting ready to go to Malibu we're gonna go to like the beach so I and I'm so Ella guys like hello and I am wearing Horr vibes because I'm like I wanna worry about, hang out together like a little bikini, I'm wearing this slutty ass outfit he's like yo so you're about to meet my parents, because they're driving by to drop off some stuff- and I'm like excuse me, I'm like blinking,
I'm looking down at my tips out, I'm like sorry what I go and it's like ninety seven degrees in LA I run into the bedroom. I put a sweater on. I put a sweater. I put a fucking sweater, that's like up my neck, like not a turtle neck, but like up the neck. You don't even know what my fucking body looks like okay, and then I have these baggy shorts on and I walk outside and it's like covet so they're, like kind of thing in the car, the dad gets out and I'm standing there and I'm like staring at them, and so how like my voice pitch, is like a little like hi, I like being so sweet. I'm like I am the definition of like a girl, you're just anti flower, so it is cause. I know they know about my show and I I like him, he's really sweet. Hey you crazy, like a really good cad. I really like him and I thank you so much for the big goods. It doesn't water. While I'm praying in my Bible and they're staring at me, and I
sweater on, I am sweating. All of my favorite voice was like all like, I'm like I'm losing my shit, so I'm staring at them and the mom and I are talking and she's in the car and that the dad is out and they're staring at me and I'm standing there in my fucking sweater and I'm sweating my balls up and he's kind of like not even paying attention, and I am like trying to be in it like Bible. So you know about the podcast and they've listened a little bit to some of them that he was. then, and I join those guys a bit another bit. My virgin I'd, like you guys, it's literally scripted and like I, I'm, so I don't even right- I don't even right. I might just Sars to link, has forced me to stay here and say these words that I dont even know what I mean. I never given a blow job. Like I write about these two small like I don't you by the way I'm rich also involves, though I'm rich or not using your fucking by the ways. The moment of saying I like that she has her own check going like I like that she doesn't need your violence.
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like. I had these relationships and this guy fucked me up and that upset me and everything's happened to me and now you know everything and he's like he literally was like. I don't want to hear it, that's so man they don't want to hear one here, it's like no he's told me about is like one really serious relationship like went in depth about it, but he has this thing, which is actually quite smart, but quite annoying. Well, you know, when you ask questions and you're like have you ever head of three some are like. Would you lose your Virginia to like that kind of thing right? I actually might have he won't. He won't play the game with me, but I did I said how user burden and the weight told this story about this crime. Emily had a little too much emotion for me and your land. I literally go I've heard and why don't you go flock Emily? Then he goes
she's, forty five with children like I lost my first twenty years ago, I like joke and every now and then I'd be like. Oh, you didn't answer. Were you talking to Emily and it's an inside but he's like? If you can't handle it, he lose my virginity when I was eleven or twelve or whatever he goes. How am I supposed to tell you about anything? He just doesn't tell me shit anymore. He smart, but I actually you realize like that knowing is hard, but I think it's actually so healthy frescoes. I just see him as a clean slate who in my head. He that sex, the girl Emily once and this relationship that is like so over, but it makes him like easier to be around he's smart he's a smart fucking man for doing that, and also you are so me, like the Emily comment, the amount of times I'm like. Oh, were you talking to fucking, Emily and he's like the
Alex. I literally just won't do that girl. I lost my virginity to twenty years ago and I'm like forty but thirty years ago and she's literally married with a family like when he's on work, calls and he's like yeah. I was talking to like Cassidy and I'm like wow. This cast he stuck here Dick the way I do he's like I like to jokingly, be tell us right, but it also kind of like, oh, my god, everyone Kimberly when you ask for the story and, like you said with men, if there's a little too much emotion, all of a sudden you're like hold on, I asked for the story, but I didn't ask for the motion. Do you still love her to? like her now, let's talk, there's so many more patches, but also slightly turns me on when I hear about girls wanting fuck him. So I'll try to do that sometimes, and he's like this is a trap and I go no. No I'd be like so what years did you like on the road? Have the most sex and he'll be like not telling you? I can shut the fuck up, he's so mature, it's so annoying, but I but and then he'll like occasionally comments like you. I heard too much fun that that trip. Please elaborate,
yeah: what is the shut up and you go shut up? I want to know all the things and I told the daddy Ging on my podcast when I was in LA. I literally sat there with him and I was like. Show me every single, like I want a Venn diagram. I want a power point of every girl with our instagram. How many I'll find them or you can give it to me. It's either one you prefer. This is your choice. Ok, do you wanna? Do it the hardware or the ashway, and I sat with him at a dinner, and I had him show me every single girl who ever seriously do you prefer them? How do you prefer them to look the x's? What's the best scenario? Well, the unfortunate thing is they look all like me, I think that's a great thing. It means you're. His fucking type makes sense he's like if a guy's only dated bonds- and he dates me you're, like you're like am I are we so you are Guys we end and he doesn't date, a guy, a girl that looks just like me after I'm, like wow, he fucked with me, but if he dates a
go just like me. I go. He was obsessed with me, I'm so as time, though I literally look exactly like he's like last two girl for ok, I, like your. We look like this, so it makes sense will make sense. He only likes blonde, but I think that I've been there like. I am, I am self sabotage and I want to know everything your. U turn hurt your feelings. I want it to be show hurtful that I'm a crying on a phone them, and he gives me because he's like honest, because one of them is still trying to contact him. So he's been honest about it and I over here. Like I don't know, I think I'm just being a little self sabotaging. That's like the not healthy part of me right now. Like I love I love making. I see my man, maybe because he's a little older and maybe is experienced. It is like no I'm not going to indulge you well. The issue is that I think with my podcast, it sucks, but I do have a lot of girls like eventually reach out and stupid shit like that, and she was sitting on my show to him, and so it's just like I just want to be in the know.
That's my thing like an eye on how this all my boyfriend's like I want to know if it allows currently old. You need to know we're like a recent thing. It s important to know yeah. However, like you, don't you don't need to know every single girl, who's ever data like how far they also like minded forty four right, that's a yellow like hold the added value of the euro and a few days like Wall IQ. That's true! That's true! I like I want a guy that girls wanna, be u every detail, but I don't wanna, know emotions and staff of any kind. But I do like that. He told me that on the first girl have, however, fucked with his soul so fighting we our favorite is and honestly. This is the thing and I've always said I and I think, no matter what, even if I get into a healthy relationship, this is gonna happen. Conflict is good at times to bring resolution to bring you closer to them. You're, like I'm more in love with you and I've, had multiple multiple fights with this man that then, at the end, he's like
I am I'm just like. I love you like guys that I've never fought with it's missing something because I had whole relationships. I never fought just care enough right and but if you're always fighting, then it's so huge. No, you have to become good at fighting like you have to become a couple that when they fight you know how to fight and fight healthy and fight well, and move the fuck on. Tell me about your fucking fighting situation, okay, so free for the first time little things we will just say why it like unnerved us or something I like that, you, but you like, are very verbal. When something's bothering you you guys, he will after phone call like once he's Texan we really by the way like I just wanted to. Let you know that when you talked about like this axis kind of others may I, which is so and but I'm good, but like I, why, like in the future, don't and then I respond
and was just like. I am so sorry. It was such like an unnecessary story, but, like I thought it was funny, and I realized I was so not funny and then afterwards he's like. I didn't even need to text you that, but, like I'm happy, I did okay. That is number one. I think that's also was just growing up, because in the past I would usually if they said something. I would save it and like back log in and be like. Okay, that bothered me and then you like it again against them. Meanwhile, I've been doing the same thing, just bring it up immediately when it's bothering. I have some unhealthy fighting, tactics tactics, I I down down in the car them. Do you know what They say. I think this is an old, Dane Cook joke, but when you immediately just start agreeing with everything, they're saying in a sarcastic way right and you're, just like- oh my god, you're so right. Why haven't I, however scene that I've been so wrong this time, yeah you're, so yes and then like when it's done you like undo, your breath, say the most passiveaggressive mean thing like you're stupid like you
no, actually, the agreeing I could see a man being like so please be like oh totally yeah. I was how could I have gotten so mad when you fuck that girl that was so crazy of that was insane. Then, if you're dating an older guy, the thing to piss them off the most during a fight is literally just check your phone, oh fuck, literally check your phone and just be like on the phone and he's can you get off your phone for five and you're, like? Oh, my god, sorry, my friend is so funny. You have me the funniest me you wouldn't get it because you're old, but like it's really funny so you're, like literally ancient you'll, never know
that's it's like hi brow me humor that out it's like referencing another me. It's like a meta, meme thing you wouldn't know what I mean is we got that one? Then you can just drag his ass to his face. I just let it all fucking out I've done that and like well. This is the thing when you're dating an older guy. It was so interesting because I tried to do my old tactics where, if we were getting in a fight sometimes I will just literally hang up on them and then just put my phone down and walk into a different room and not answer them for so long. So I did that to him and then but I started to Facetime door number three right after I hung up upon him. I was so fucked up. I was literally hammered and I was like in my field. I'm like. I want door number three, because he can't like make me the old door. Number three does and then he kept calling me and he texts me he was like. I will not put up with this fucking immature shit. You do not hang up on me in the middle of a conversation then I'm like do uber the I'll call right back. I started my mom's calling me hang up on him. Call him then call the other one back and I'm like hi and he's like he literally. It was kind of the hot thing he's ever done. He looks at me on facetime and he was like. I just want to be very fucking, clear.
I understand you're upset, but I will not put up with this fucking inter bullshit of you fucking hanging up and then deleting and ignoring my call, not suck. You know what this is you're in the power struggle phase, where you're trying to see how much you could fuck with him and he's telling you you can and then, if you decide that you're gonna listen to him. That means that you guys can move forward. But if you don't, then you fucking break up. It's honestly like one of those where I'm like okay, noted and then I'm just gonna reel it back a little bit. Yeah there are times were now I'll. Ignore him a lot little bit, but I'm not only so. He knows about DORA number three Vinos cause, I'm like you are were open about it on the spot I know and on his mom knows no yeah and he's he's asked me about him and he's, and during our three knows about this guy yeah you, yeah, you haven't evolved as much as you thought, but I think it's good that I'm being honest. Yes, that I'm not hiding them, they both know about each other and they both know that I'm just kind of like you're just doing it's the bachelor but called call.
Daddy Annesley who in but only as it is you yeah, both real relationships and they're, both the honestly genuine, literally two boyfriends. Are you. I've heard a lot about hopped, the fucking, who do you like fucking butter? I think that the history with door number three will always be there, but I think long term, I'm starting to freak myself Alex. I think that, like day to day life moving forward, I could actually like see with this other guy and so just go fuck me right. So fighting tactics, so it is growing up, while the final fighting tactic to always win always always win. try just cry just cry just cry! So that's true, and if you don't do it often no yeah, don't cry all the time. Those who do you lose power. There's a crime. When I cried to this guy, he literally was like Alex, like I will get on a plane. I'm so sorry like. I want to come to you and I'm like all right actually how you start it is being like if it's
the then he goes. Are you crying? You go? No, no and he goes and he keeps talking you're just like. You'd like sped up your work. I just like it: isn't your crime not ever you, know I've never globally with you like. sorry, look like you, don't have to say what you could just as easily like a justly. Do half word time enemy I don't even you I don't know, I'm just gonna go like we'll talk, How do you like? No girl that is true described, but you have you overdo? It then he's ok, the fucking God I cried Wolf. Yes, so those fighting tactics and there's healthier. One
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with another girl and then a guy, but it was. He was kind of he's, just like a pig so like I just was like. I was like fun, but it wasn't. Anything like I need to do is again then, with this new guy he's show sexual and we ve had conversations about like it's the first real relationship that I've been so spike sexually pushing be limits like he pushes me to the limits and he's like, would what I want to do everything with you, because it makes me even if we do shit that wild, like you like whatever it is, I want it makes us closer, so we ve been talking about.
Possibly like while were traveling relic week. You can't do it in your bed at home, traveling travelling like like in your neighborhood, no like walking the dog. She looks kind of cute about hey, I know so. He travels a lot for work and we may be going to like a different country together and he was like it could be hot like if we're like out one night and we you go pick someone up and unlike we bring them back and I've been thinking about it. It's early enough in the relationship that, if it ever going to happen, it would have to be now so that, like I would have to I did I like it, or will it be a thing that if you do like it, do you think it would be part of your relationship or like?
holiday. He said is like, if you hated it, he was like I'm down to do it with another guy or another girl. It's down to you, like you, pick the person he was like, and I want you to pick them because it's more so I want you to have sex with the industry, some that, like I want you to be attracted to the guy and he was like or the girl. I want you to pick it's not even for me because I will be more turned on if you are having sex with this girl and having such like so hot like I, don't even have to fuck her like whatever, whatever you want. It's all perspective and he's making you see things in a new light because he's like and if we hate it, we never have to do again, but it will be an experience that we talk about. We're lie. Oh that's! So free an open Hannah and you're like a type a bet ya like so old. And lastly, how does this work like this? You signed and envy I like what's happening? Has he done but alive? He asked why asked him and he said I ve. Oh, I had a threesome with one of my acts is, but then my most recent acts wasn't down for it cause like she had some like family shit that she like wasn't down to have threesome like traumatized her some
I I don't know yeah, so he was like he was like. I don't know what it is but about to go my family, my family. It's like wait right. Your parents, like my family, I can't I have three brothers and sisters and I hate the number three. I can't itself like a fucking, my brother. What is going on this is a question full. I am going to admit. I have never done cocaine before Oh, where are we going in there? I three I'm gonna, bring it back, I'm good cause. I I I for a reason I have comedy shows people legit. Just like give me cocaine cause. I just seem like a cocaine girl. Everyone thinks that I play do whatever. I just feel like. If I did cocaine I'd bash my head into a wall and ruin the party cause honestly, not that there's not a lot and people are like Hanna. Why Aven'T you done cocaine and I'm like bitch, I'm twenty nine. If I do it and I don't like it, I have a terrible night? I do it and I do like it now. I love cocaine. That's
where are you going so now we re about to life had been laid Do it and you don't like it, it's like possibly traumatized, and if you do and do like it now, you want all the time now. Does this complicate your life? No okay, in a weird way, a weird fucking way. This is a great conversation Hannah. I never thought about it. If I was going to go into a relationship with a man, I really didn't think this can't be that healthy. For some reason we are so sexually open with each other, but also even like sex she wants to experience life with you, yeah all different ways. That is a very sexual person. It's interesting because my guy has done the same thing where he's just like. I want to try everything with you and make you come in so many different ways and the fact that he said bring a dude.
Am I kind of a love of right, because the only guy would love, though these in the two illiterate? Ok, we're Jew. I can't I can't think I'd be down a link and he literally texted me after it was like I lit like after we were talking about like having a threesome. What to do that. I now cancer ass remaining to like watching like dp porn, because I'm thinking about like me and a guy fucking you, unlike there's just something about it- that turning on too much and literally I'm over here like well. I wasn't thinking about doing that this fucking upcoming December for Christmas, but now I'm like girl com. Now, after stretch out my ass, all literally like I was straight up like I'm about to have like a fucking three solitude and this guy and he would eat then he's also like it's so cute. because he's like I want this is kept looking up, but I could be the one we say if we like, if you wanted to get like tied down in theirs to the two of us like. If I'm gonna like like skull fuck, you like, if one of us
have our you're like. Where are you going with this? The one to do it so that, like you, can tell me if it's like hurting or whatever, like skull like when you're laying down and the guy is like on top of you straddling and used shoving his dick into you and, like you, can't like it's like How do you spell that school skull s k? U L, L, oh skull skull like your skull skull fuck! I you said school. school, so did we go to school? I don't know daddy game. I think it's just for the first time in my life, I'm like, oh, my god. I want to try all these different and he's older. What do you think of like having sex in college with two guys? There's that, like stereotype, like oh you're, a hope you just had two guys run, run train where now it's like your bo boyfriend, as I explained the hottest sky and like let's
be obsessed with your body and see how many ways we can turn you on for your pleasure like later, why wouldn't we? I know- and I feel like I'm coming to this weird. I think it's because he is older. He is so confident in his sexuality. So it's turning me to fuck on and now I'm trying to figure out am I about to go. I think a force them with another The couple could be so fucking hot. Well, I was thinking swinging is a very popular thing now, but I'm not a swinger. But now here I am swing swing, but I don't know like I don't know. What's going on he's making me wanna, do all the things and I'm like, oh my god. Well it's also. There's. So much turning on that happens when someone else. If someone was like that fucking A bull turns me on. Suddenly I'm into that pad out I'm a year there, like a really grinding. I like all right, I'm I'm like a rock girl. Now I just I bring a rock in like we have a bolder and Alex it's. I don't give a fuck, it I'm using a lot of metaphor. It's good. However, like I was talking to dead
I mentioned it cause your text to me about it and he was like. I mean it's not really my thing right so like if he said in that moment, like oh I want to hear some emotion I want to here that, like you know that sounds right, then it turns me but like I'm not being into I'm like, then we're we're not doing it. Why fuck around? But you know what, in the by my past two I think having a threesome with a guy for me. In my mind, it's always been like woods for him, but for the first time in my life, this guy is like no. This would be for us and for you, like, I don't even need to fuck her like I would love to watch a bitch like eat you out and, like you, get your pussy in by her and then like I'll fuck. You and like you guys can Be like and I'm like, but what, if you have another couple and during it you're like? Oh, my god, is there chemistry better than mine you're, like? Oh, my god? Is she better? It's sucking his dick and like is his dick bigger than his dick. That's that's why I'm I'm like
wait am I over something. I think I think that I can be a jealous person. If I really like you, then I can be, and I'm like, oh fuck, honestly, daddy again I'll, keep you updated, but like we're going on vacation together, that's like millennials love going on early vacation yeah, like my parents, were always like. That's the cold, a honeymoon, and why are you doing so early? But it's another thing where go on vacation? I see how We acts when he's waiting a mind right how we act when, like some reservation gets, can right, see how he acts when you guys have nothing to do for three hours before the next dinner res and like what are we doing exact? So I kind of love that for you, I kinda do too and I feel, like I'm gonna, get a dick in my asshole this trip and I am not prepared for it. He keeps saying he wants to do anal with me and I'm like I am so scared and for the first time my life because I haven't done it since the one time that I passed out in college from it, and I feel like I'm about to have anal in this resort, so
Are you? Are you trying to be his girlfriend at some point or issues naturally happening? Like what's our plan? I think What do we do? We not have a plan that we know where anymore. I don't. I think my plan is that I like where this is going here. Reading me like a princess but I've. Let him know with the show and my life right now like I can't put a label on anything, but I want to keep acting like we're acting and I don't. that's the help. What you're saying you cannot have a boyfriend I draw hosting colored out. You know. I think I could I'm just saying right now in my career and like I've got a lotta going on. I just don't know if I can, but I think I could have a boyfriend, but I dont know if I'm there yet, because I think I have a lot of shit to work on with myself and then I fucking door number three like I would have to was that door and like the nettle, there's a lot that I have to like. Do you know what happens when you close doors, another one open you legs open
Would you like to open in Utah ring on your fingers? Bed? Like I don't know, I think it's just I honestly thing at the first relationship. I could actually see long term so, unlike don't put pressure on it, because my question is ill with all I know one us was play games, but with all these sexual escapade, do. You wait for like a little more of a commitment before you're, giving him your butthole and putting in other couples. I love them. You say giving him the butt hold. Do we wait for the first time in my life? I feel like I used to be so calculated when I'm going to have sex with them. When I'm going to do this, when I'm going to do that, I used to never fuck them until like three months in and it was insanity. So I know I was a nightmare trust me now, I'm sitting here and I'm like fuck the rules I kind of want to do it. So why don't I do it? Why don't I get my fucking asshole penetrated in a fucking different country in a couple of weeks. That sounds exciting to me.
and usually I like no, but I can't give him the asshole yet and it's like well, if you want to, then why not well, it goes back to what I'm doing with my boyfriend is in as in. If it's not gonna work out like if I'm gonna be having diarrhea the whole fine day just dripping, but as he went too hard This figure out now just do it. Why, via while the anticipation and wider ring and the anxiety look, do it now and figure it out? If it's fucking were right? Will you be able to handle me in my diary estate or na Sonia? Are you loving allay? I think I think I am, but you know what I think it is when I first started going to allay. I have to admit that I thought it just being honest: the girls at icy on Instagram. I,
was like I'm not interested in being a part of that. I know I may look that way on Instagram, but, like I don't like, I know my instagram is the same as theirs. However, I know I look exactly like them and I know I look so fake on Instagram. However, let me just get to my point. I think that LA scared me to ever move there because I was like I just don't want to be like going to those fucking like poppy or Craigs or whatever the fuck they are and like going out with, like all the Insta hos. Then I think when I met this guy and I've been introduced to his life and he's a little bit older and it's like in the industry, but not in a flashy way, he's the most private person and then I'm meeting his friends and like they're, going to safeguard our remember the weekend undergoing a man. I think there are so many different seen and I thought you were going to be asked and I thought there was only one I will have the same. I'm New York, girl from Brian and I just shot on. I lay all the time and then I went away, and I kind of I saw this only positive, also there's a. Almost to it like I went in an elevator yeah with a bunch of people were standing there and for like three minutes
didn't move. No one remembered to press a floor. Could like everyone's fuckin high. Like this would never happen to New York or in New York. People would be like I'll kill your family to make it move back and doesn't move. I will fill this place through they're so chill, but I was making fun of like the aesthetic where there was this instagram filter, where it really fucks up your face too, like a sexual reptile there's every time I go on Instagram and look at the filters. So I'm like this is so fucked that this is even legal. This is fucking. Kids up, so I put went on and I go. This is how girls laugh and allay, and I didn't move my face and their scope, and I thought he was so funny and in some girl goes to you. This is not like representative of girls and allay this is fucked up. This isn't true. Also you need to
get invisalign and pluck your eyebrows, and I said: if that's not the most la comments, I've ever fucking. Her you're, like you literally, are like she's like stop making la look bad. Also, this get in visualized you're like hold on who's, the fucking phone. Are you commenting on my looks while also saying LA isn't all about look bitch fuck, you fuck, you wait. yeah and then slowly Ella has its latin com. It's it. There's definitely pros and cons, and I think that, like it's just a part of me, things maybe relocating and just living somewhere else might be near a beach and just like being around a different group of people may be helpful cause. I do have a really weird memories being in New York City. Still, how do you like not eating an athlete, I kind of love,
Isn't it so nice and I have to deal with the ups and downs of like? Oh? Did you right out? Yeah no like it is: let's take it out on everyone around us, not the game. I shut the fuck up, I don't care and honestly, I know it's fucked, but it is so attractive to me that this guy understands what I'm doing and we can talk about work together and it's fun because it's also our lives, and I couldn't do that a lot of times with athletes, and I also think that I'm not gonna lie. I've been having an listen. I love the lot of the guys that I take it that rallied, but I'm getting to appoint my career would like it's just the beginning for me and a lot of them. It's coming to the end for them, and it ends at thirty, and then it's like. So what? Where to They go through an identity crisis, how they feel like losers. The outer like at least there s their life, no, but literally a lot of them that have wives during their careers. Then they always have a second wife because they get divorced once when the games end then they're sitting there and they're like what do I do now,
and then they want like a new thing and they go get a new woman and they always have second wives. I mean this is dark. This is dark, but you're being very, honesty and I think Dania guy who understands what you do is in TAT girl, color I was gonna, do it, you can do yeah and you can't be like editing around and changing things for all, no one. I think like it's obviously don't talk about a lot of the podcast, but at the end of the day like what, where this there's no light, this is a huge podcast. It's where the biggest pike has end so dating me right now. I'm not gonna lie it anything it's easy for man. I need to have a guy. That is super confident and am also, though, respects what I'm doing and done. I look at it like it's. Just a sex podcast got so much more than that. preach. Are we growing up? We adults, I you know, I pronounce it adult adult okay Whatever you say so so I guess this is this is the new journey I ice? I pray to fucking God next time I have you on. You are not like, so we broke
I wonder I mean an epic episode, I mean it would be like and I'm like yeah it was the best I ever had I faked it. I faced it honestly, it's like yeah. You're right like who knew we didn't know that we would both find cool guys and we would be in the situation, but I think it just shows, like anything, can happen. So who knows? You could be broken up or you could be fucking Mary. who knows all right, daddy, gang vat? Is it for this week's episodic ha? I'm feeling a little excited to put on a mother fucking became make sure you guys go. Follow me on Instagram, because I'm going to make the man knows he I was like listen to me. You will be taking so many picture, of my asshole on the beach and in exchange, you can take a few behind the seams in the bedroom. He's like I don't want.
No, he was like okay yeah. I got it. I got it. People! Listen! If you date me, you got to know your fucking place. You're gonna, take a couple. Fucking bikini pictures of me. If we're on a nice fucking resort, so go follow me on Instagram. You want to go see my asshole very exclusive content guys also go follow Hannah, her Instagram is being burns, but you spell it being and then burns is b e, r and Z. Also guys go make sure you follow and you subscribe to burning in hell. The episode next week with Hannah is going be fucking bomb, I'm pretty sure it's going to be also another two part series and there's a couple there's a couple announcements I want to. Let you all aware of, although there is not an episode next week on the collar Daddy Channel, the next episode. that is coming out for call her. Daddy is the one hundredth episode.
and the gas that I'm having on. I truly never thought would come on this podcast. I I truly truly in my heart of hearts. Never thought that this would would come on and they are coming on so get fucking ready daddy, because because that that is going to be a good fucking time, Daddy gang. You know the fucking drill. I love you so fucking much I will see you mother fuckers. Next, So.
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