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Blacking Out in a City Near You (ft. me)


This week, Father Cooper begins by recalling a traumatizing memory from childhood that somehow managed to seep its way into her current relationship. Old habits never truly die and we all pause to witness a moment of regression in our dear daddy. Speaking of relationships, do we dare drop the L word…lube, labia, libido? Clench your assholes as Father Cooper finally and formally introduces Henry to the world (and I say ‘clench’ because I know a certain b-word really fires some of you up). Be sure to stick around for the announcement of Father Cooper’s world tour…yes she is finally taking up her pop star career. Big Al is taking no back seat to hot girl summer and is taking you along with her on her upcoming adventures. Yes, Betty…this tour once again includes a trip to France…god you greedy whores.

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Good and hello. Before you start to man dear Michael, hasten and really enjoy this episode. the gang I know I've said at once, but I'm meant to say it again, July. Twenty first pop quiz what is the significance of that date? You should know that July. Twenty first Daddy gang call, her daddy is going exclusive to Spotify, which means that on July, twenty first, when you go, open your phone on that. Lovely Wednesday July twenty first and if you listen on apple you're, gonna, open your It's gonna be like Christmas. When you got fuckin cold, ok, it's not gonna, be acute! Look you're! Now, Can it be able to find your dad and dot dot? Let's speaks history here. Ok, I'm right here, I'm just on Spotify, Daddy Gang go
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goodbye. What is up Daddygang. It is your founding Father Alex Cooper with call her daddy, daddy, hello, hello, hello, daddy, gang I'm sitting here interest. And of adjusting myself in the sea holiday. Flip! A ok! Ok! Ok! Here you welcome too there episode I need you to do something for me. I need you to really get it your time machine were gone back. K fill the future baby, we're going back. To a time when I was not young they'll get out, I was awkward o k, knock timescale, and I'm saying maybe it was like sixth grade K. What were you like in six grade Betty.
And I remember at this point in my life. I was watching All the girls around me develop grow sprout. If you will and I kept second for mine. I would wake up every morning. I would run my hands over them. I would say there yet mark my calendar in my little Polly Pocket book in, say circle a date that I like thought that they would come. I would even ass my brother. I would run into his room, and barge in, and I say what do you think have they come in yet and he would feel them he would tie stem and he would say no And I would have my entire family also school dude in unison, and they would always say no they're, not there and you know lorry my mother always trying to consult me and she would say: what's that big deal Alex your brother doesn't have them and he's not complaining. I would say: MA am
no shit he's a guy. I would see the kids at recess with theirs fully developed and I would just be staring at them cried Polly and I would ask if I could touch there's an a lot of time. They would say no, but I would just still go up and stem. It was a major reaction. I couldn't help it. I wanted what they had I need some of them had some girls had huge ones at that age anyway, my competence, my femininity and I remember on my Christmas list one year the only thing that I asked so Anna for was.
I browse you sick box. What did you think I was talking about my brother in my home tire family in unison, touched my what my father king, I browse, okay, and that was also the moment. I realize sorry, kids, Sweden is not real K. Santa is not real because my eyebrows never fucking came, they never came in. It was just a big old, bushel of who on PETE buys a k, and this the thing about not having eyebrows. If you're one of the girls at stacked husband, stock from a young age. I'm sorry, you can't sympathise. I've always been jealousy view the thing about not having eyebrows. You realize what you eventually paint them is whoa. Uk woe. There is no divide or to break up your forehead. When you don't have eyebrows. It's just pullin big
run on hinted. Ok, it's an untouched can best. and it's crazy, because I repressed those eyebrow less years like I remember it's so fuckin side in this literally sounds extreme but fuck off. If you have an insecurity, you know you will go to stream links. I literally would tell my mom. I am not inviting any other guys, I'm talking to over, I'm not inviting any my high school friends over until you get rid of the fucking. Eyebrows pictures of me all around the house, starting with the fuckin fridge. Clearly, yes, my family does have pictures refrigerator. I dont know what it says about my family bookkeeper commenting insurance yourself, and I would make her literally put the photos away because that person that I use to be with Noah Highbrows. It's like became like a distant memory and the
news, is that yes, then I learned that you can die your eyebrows, but the sad thing is that. The die always wears off so fast forward. the guys? Okay, Levin years later,. and Mine nightmare was why again unfolding before my eyes. It was the other morning. I were I woke up. It was like ten I am, and were I knew in TAT moment my boyfriend had a meaning from tend to eleven, so he was gonna, be downstairs. Zooming and I was a guard Go time I not died, my eyebrows in months, because I haven't been able to find an eyebrow woman in a way that I trust yet. So I literally no eyebrows right now in its shocking, as I dont know the last time that I have like literally its full blown, and so I M p sitting on my eyebrows with an eyebrow pencil sewing
he's, gonna be in a meaning downstairs and so on, like art its go time. Let's go wash my face and actually wash my fate and what I mean by that is, I had been and not actually washing my eyebrows when he was around me because I wash my actual full face. The eyebrows we're gonna come off and my boyfriend, ever seen me eyebrow less. I go into the bathroom and I start washing my Yes, and I'm scrubbing off d like mildew eyebrow this There has been unfairly like six days because I've been like living with him in his house and, unlike there's, no minute animal alone, so to take these often reapply, so I to wash my face and I'm scrubbing and I'm scrubbing and I ll got it myself in it's kind of like who, like it, is, the die is gone. Pencil he's gone, I'm looking at myself in what I ve turned into and it's like
evolved, rewards goods and I'm really quickly because nobody look like an egg fuck me wall, like they should so crazy. Like I look like a one person like I can not ever look this way. As I am looking a milky. Washed off face. I see my boyfriend through the reflect the fucking mere war. Into the bathroom I just about shit myself and my group he's must mean fuck, meeting. I immediately put my face into the sink I'm like. I don't want to do so. I swear washing my face and am realizing I using like clear soap, so I be pulling like a Fuckin Hannah Montana, where, like she like, hits the pie and are fuckin basic. I don't have anything to cover my face. There's no face mask option like I'm fucking exposed right now, so I have my
he's down and like hitting myself at the water- and I remember that moment- trying to like quickly go two I'm too, mobile I'm trying to mobilise and I'm like, is there anything around me that I can grab? That is an actual not opaque substance, okay, nothing! So going to keep washing and he comes over to me and he's like hey baby, like I just wanted to say, like I love you and like kiss you before, I have to go into my next meeting And if you guys are Oji call her daddy listeners, you will remember, I think, episode. Twenty thou Ay told you a story of my hi, insides, rumbling and faking a fight with Michael my boyfriend so that he would bring me home so that I could murder my own toilet and sad that was the regressive route that I went lightly tapped into fight mode cause. It's all I had in me huh.
Standing over me hand on back still waiting, and I go you are being so fucking clingy, also Warwick Water, like slapping my faith them like not letting myself fully like take looking out at the fuckin bull and I'm like you're being so Clearly this is too much like it. Can I please have one fucking me went to myself to wash my fucking face, you're being so needy seriously such a turn off. We literally we poor boyfriend is literally just trying to take. I love you like. Let me guess you gonna make your clinging and I'm disgusted by your actions right now, big boy back up, so my boy wavering shocked and I felt so bad because I remember when I said, there's like he was, thrown off, because you didn't really say anything and I could tell I had hurt his feelings, but I in that moment what would have more if he knew
we was truly dating and what I really looked like. So if anything, I was protecting him from doing the real me By the grace of God, my boyfriend, over to the toilet, and he starts to pee and I see him without his dick and he's paying and I'm like wholly fucking shit. It's go time. He has his back to me. I'm praying for it to be a long, fucking stream, and I'm like get something on your father, king. Es. I grab the hand towel literally just like him poor head with their unlike slab on for two seconds and really good at this. I have also bomb, I think, he's a guy like there's no time to wipe the whole face. Andrews going for the eyebrows hit, my face, put it down, I grant my trusty eyebrow pencil and I pay I don't have time to get crafty with their. I take this thing I press so hard down to my face, an ice apart from the left side of my and of my
brow and I draw us rate one. Looking line to wreck across my forehead. I take my winner finger and go right in between to break up the unit. Brow make two fucking eyebrows. literally isn't this finnish stick figure line a put out. They got some think that this point, unlike at least I have something it's either eyebrow less or unit girl, and I told you which is worth so at least I get up it's a little slow. he turned around I, So long myself on to him, I gave him like a big fucking bear hug, so I was connecting while who protecting vest is so I literally like hugging him may like legs around him. He's like this girl is psycho. I literally was just told them being clingy and now she's giving me the most like room
and take movie notebook Noah an alley run up, so I now on top of him and I like go to make out with him but again keeping like our faces, close quarters, never giving him that, like like students enough to really gauged the full parameter? My faith I, making our I love you like I'm, I'm gonna just like keep getting right you like love, you have a good meeting and then find we the minute I jumped down off of him. I weekly whip and, go back to pretending to wash my face and he's like. Ok, maybe you should think about that use him bleak you're in a weird bugging mood and like I'm, fine, ok, I'm fine enjoy your meeting. He leaves I clear off the unit brow I sit in dismay for a little bed. I Isley taken a bit more n of my eye, Ralph his face and kind of humble myself to just remember like what I really look like, who I really am
I pick up my phone make a micro bleeding. Please now just kidding, and I quickly just put my eyebrows back on and I go about my day. I to tell this story, because I don't know I just felt like it was a humbling moment for me, and so I was talking about this at the other day I think was Lauren and I was like it. So easy cause. I I've had girls right in being like, oh, my god, like why do I like have sex with the new guy that I'm fucking around like fully fucking. make it in front of this dude fully getting skull. Fact I mean weird positions. My belly roles are rolling and, like I'm fine with it, but now I have to go. The beach with him tomorrow, I'm fucking, terrified to get it. bikini and its agree he's seen me naked? Why am I nervous to get into a bikini in front of him, but I can be fuckin leg spread up in the air and like Tommy's, hit my fuckin forehead like what's that about and
I feel the same he's always you guys, like I'm so fucking comfortable with my boyfriend in the most intimate setting out that point, we're like I can tell my boyfriend like high. I have to go poop like this one like d eyebrow thing is where I draw the fucking line, and I know it sounds dumb: ok, I get it, but I feel like Well, ok, I listen. I have bigger insecurities and more like obvious generic and securities that a lot of people have, but everyone has that, like one random insecurity that, like personal to you and that like so specific and mine is my bugging eyebrows. I remember war and I was like telling her this story issues like oh yeah, yeah yeah, like you, know, mine, and I was like we weren't minds, my big toe, like we. I forgot I really like yeah don't you reckon please, I'm always wearing clothes took with in shoes. My big toe is so far as scheduled. Weird
symmetry about it, and so I just wearing open toad shoes again. So, specific and may sound dumb. But if you sit yourself. Permanent, instead of being like, I dont, like my body shaper, I dont like my weight like there is now, one personal thing that is unique to new hold close to your heart and is like super fucking built militating if it starts to get exposed and I feel even just like telling urge saying this story- I'm realising- oh my god, crazy, also now to reflect and be like one its wild. How far we'll go, and maybe you guys Phyllis aim of like too Conseil that insecurity and bears where's baking bucking fight of your boyfriend, so he doesn't know it maybe next therapy session all try to get it like what do these browse or thereof really, like represent in my life, so keep your heart is updated on that journey, but
No. You are not alone when it comes to little nip key things die really he'll like so much bigger than a little NIT picking thing now, as I finish in that stuff, by also realized, like my boy friend doesn't even know that story. He fully Things I was just a weird mood that day and the beauty having a pod cast that your boyfriend listens. To is highly, B. I guess I am fully outing myself, Idaho Bab eyebrows he's now going to be like sleeping next to be moved slowly, tidied up working cloth and we try to get it off to make. What does she actually look like? This? Is the truth and if you want to break up with me, I end Stan. I am terrified of myself, so I can only imagine what you think when you see the trivial
what's your personal updates as I'm on this little rat, because it's kind of a fun week, I'm feeling a little happy just keeps adding better guys, K summer how girl summer it's all happening, I'm alone right now, my boyfriend broke up with me, who's going because you are, I don't have eyebrows I remember what I told you guys about my amazing Malibu car sacks ad hoc earl summer and how I was gonna use social settings to fuck my boyfriend yeah. No, no, my boyfriend just left for a month to go make a fucking movie and he asked me to go with him begged me. He dangled. a lot of things in front of my face, his balls being one of them and a nice Araby and be some press
thence said: hey, we can go shopping when we get there. And I'm gonna be real. This is just what it is. My boyfriend is not going to like Hawaii or the south, a fuckin France for this movie, and I told him listen. I love you, but if I go there with you that will send me into a creative raw and like I can't do that. the daddy gang they dont need London all over again. Ok, they need Alex hit in streets being single were breaking a whose good a sore about? the apart for a month and let's see what this does to our relationship and how this goes. Hopefully it the UK also I'm realising, as I'm telling these stories, I'm so just casually. Just being like I The EU you and he's like I love you, I don't know where I missed the beat, because I feel like every fucking episode. I just an fully telling
a detail of my fucking life my boyfriend. I yes, we officially say I love you and it seems like your day to say that allowed on the call her daddy podcast coming for me. I dont know if anyone ever thought, I would get there and the thing as I have said, that two guys totally in the past, but it was always so calculated. It was like some shady you're rich, like I love that rich deck, like you told me you, me and I love you drew your bank oh I love you. I love you and it was always a play of like my boyfriend in college, unlike you, are on the men's hockey team you get invited the best parties. I fucking love. You like Alex That's not the point, of loving someone, but time I would you whether it was to finance or just even, if I didn't feel it. I just knew I had to appease into abuse it now
it's the first time in my life that my boyfriend set. It first and I didn't say it immediately- and I didn't say back for about two months, and it was the healthiest thing I have ever done, because I feel like old, Alex would have been like I love you too. You rich. I love you instead I being there He was like. Ok, I talked it I immediately he's that I love you and I was like hold that thought and I ran into the closet, shut the door face welcomed my therapist I'm having a breakdown. Actually remember. I did that with door number three. I will never forget what the first I'm you ever told me he loved me. I was in New York City staying in the lower east side in the arm. fuck? What is it I forget, the Fuckin hotel name but and. He told me he loved me. and I went into the bathroom walk to the door. And sat on the floor and literally state and therefore an hour and cried that
is so it if anyone's new here, if you, if you needed just gauge fuckin issues thou, with my response to a man who was madly in love with me and treated me amazing. That was my response to that. Ok, so now you can see the progression. I waited. because I knew I was getting there. I knew I was crazy falling in love with him, but I needed time And he was so respectful and I really threatened therapy to be like. How do I feel like don't force if it's not there yet, and then I did get there, and I told him and Our relationship is great like it's here we go here. I am like I'm saying I love someone on podcast, does not mean, however, that we do not have our issues. Hence this past week the maturity is bleeding through high buckin bloodstream. That doesn't make sense my blood is not Taipei, its type health
Worse, but can you guys I dont have writers whom this show you my blood type? It is health apartheid with health. We got to fight this past week and I was chinked. That's how you guys about what the fight was about now, is actually a really intense by boyfriend, I kind of was telling him like what this ups. was, but about Bilbao, and I was like and then having to say we got into a fight, and he just said like Alex. Please do not podcast about this like come on. And I. Remember and not more men being kind like will then give me something podcast about what me over bitch like away care you're in a different bucking country, and I was like ok, look fuck. And I think, if not more men I compromised, and I was like a communists. Haiti. There was a fight, but I'm not going
into detail, and I hope you guys can respect that, like I always I'd try to be as open as possible with you on the show and literally tell you guys how far the Eric was down my throat to the putting of throwing up and what chunks wherein throw up in that moment, but this, I think, made me realize what I was sitting down to podcast today I was like wow. I guess this is. This is why I say I love him. This is why we say that to each other is because there the boundary and I'm willing to put his needs. Now of content, but, like side by side and find a compromise. Again, I'm telling you there was a fire and I can tell you what it is about and I think that's growth and my therapist Bob to see it, I dont know I feel about it. I'm like the tongue of the tongue, the Tipp of the tongue, the fight stored. It like this, no growth.
There has been like a very little Crete, not little a big fat furry little creature my instagram and everyone's like Alex. Did you get it done like our legs, like is dog and like where did it come from and the thing is, is he is my boyfriend's dog and. A kind of my dog okay and his name is Henry and he's fucking, perfect everyone shading on me, because in the past I mean comments about people who make dog accounts and type pretend to be their dog and make fucking captions being like Wolf Wolf. Although A visit me Henry Iris Henrys. Unlike a focus of wool,
would this is me huh hello? This is me Henry today my mom took me to the dog pork super excited. I get to sniff some birds and really hoping she gives me a little extra tree today. I'm China stuck up and get broken batter us my first feeling extra luscious. I think I may sexual I can't tell- or is it just pleasantly, Dag whip eyeballs, I'm not sure, but I don't have the Urge Tom and I see other dogs at the park. Try to stay grin. I hope Burgess, like my own, Dick and sang stop. Writing packing captains Well, I saying is, I think, a good really get caught my boyfriend, is like fuck right, Never making Henry actually used that I could, but I'm like I'm sorry, I'm not thinking given Instagram garden. I think they're good single Instagram, that would single handed the rules for the entire career, but please not get the thought. Oh yeah, hearing
I miss that knock it off. Ok, now get the fuck up, knock it off. Ok, thank you. Stop fucking typing for years. or you can post pictures of your dogs. Just don't pretend you offer one came by I do apologise. If I offended any dog owners, I now see it like. I love this creature. I wish I could marry This creature, I'd like this creature, probably more than my boyfriend and Henry is everything, and I so I do apologise alone, accountability, I mean the other week. We had me taking credibility, saying I apologize high wasted, Keen ease you heard here: first are back in the summer. Girls are flying off the shelf. Now I apologise for that and now I'm taking accountability, and this is why this my formal apology to all dog owners
I'm sorry. It's people saying it. Can you here, like the shrewdness of my voice, my items? Sorry so yeah, I'm sorry but also the cherry on top is Henry is still with me, while my boyfriend is in another country in the dark JAMA who Wigley Bonn, I'm taking the dog, my boyfriend. Let me keep him while he went away so Henry. I have been just chilling in great time and bad tink has other everyone's gonna be pissed off? I remember hanging out with Jackie him all the other week in Malibu and she was like the DE aims that I get four beastie reality about my dog and I was like oh Jackie. Let me tell you a little fucking story. I have seen my name wickedness to the word bees the owl men,
times. Ok, I'm gonna tell you a little story: Daddy Gang when I was in London, I meant months ago I with MR accedes, you man, my boyfriend, and this was before I had never posted Henriette. My story and I didn't want anyone to know who I was dating, and I still don't, but I know some party no, but at the time no one knew K can I was it was late night in London and I was getting fucking hammered with my boyfriend and we are drinking a lot tequila and I'm eating Ships and salsa I'm living my best life and I have a secret personal instagram that only my boyfriend and my like super close friends follow Kitty and in drew begin drunken drunken state I kept
eating Henry little bits of chips. Ok, don't comfort me now being like your feeding him people, food fuck off, they were organic, XO, gluten free. so it really doesn't matter okay, so I'm eating this chip and I leaned over and I'm record myself and I record Henry licking this. This chip off my tongue and I go to pull this video of essentially making out like who gives a fuck like I'm pretty sure. What is that thing? Like dogs, mouth and tongues are cleaner than humans, I'm sure Rebecca you ve socked, a goner, Ria, infested, fucking, Dick you whore and then like licked, your lips after ok, Henry is sanitizing, fucking clean and Does it have been asked he d, like you so
start making out with whom I put my tongue out, so he can start like based peacefully licking my tongue and am fully cooperating, and I upload it to I think, is my little personal, Stu ground with, like twenty people following it. If that few seconds later I look down at my phone, real, raised- that had just uploaded Henry licking I tongue, to my Instagram account with two point: two million people in this moment. My first reaction was, I didn't, actually give a fuck. I didn't see anything wrong actually with him making out with me. The issue was, I didn't anyone to know about Henry, because I knew that their love, you bitches, but I knew there were stalkers out there. That would be able to find my boyfriend if they found the dog k and moment. I deleted this
Video the minute when uploading. The minute loaded. And this was the moment that I knew I swear to fucking god- I don't know what the app is. I dont know what it is, but I swear there are people that have some billowy the minute Play fucking upload, something there like basics. able to screen scream recorded because Some one got the video with literally upbraid parties. Thirty seconds like this, video was up for not even thirty seconds and somehow some asshole scream recorded. It ends started to posted on twitter and was typing Al Cooper, Reese duality making out with this poor dog and then people started getting he's saying we're gonna report, you hash free Henry B: the reality. You sick, fuck, bauble, bubbled law so
that was the inaugural introduction to Henry meeting the world and people really ran with their, and so this thing is I stand by. I feel there is, that thing wrong with would I chose to let that dog due to my mouth, and I personally think that peat, all that are so angered, so triggered by seeing this dogs tongue lick my tongue. You think that, hasty Alfie, then I don't know what happened in heater fucking childhood. Maybe your dad made. You do a couple, weird things and he was touching you so much in force in you every night to lick chips up his bucking now. But it's not be sorry. It's these reality and I'm going to continue to post video. Henry me, came out with me and
do you guys out and I'm going to post it only funds, so the only way that you can get this beast reality video and upload it to talk, share is you have to fucking pay for it? Ok, we're gonna pay to be pissed. I'm gonna be fucking. Getting richer so whose winning beds. Can you guys tell I love him? I mean I'm really going. Fucking apex makes me mad to emulate Henriette can and I have a good time Henry and I are children and Henry in our good. What's up if EU guys so here's the thing. I'm gonna, be I'm gonna, kick it keep real with guys. Okay, have been spending sense. A but before I release that first episode
Spotify announcement, I have been sitting in my pool house that I have now turned into my recording studio, And I've been staring at the wall and I have been speaking to you guys and I have been wrapping, all of you guys, leaving you all up for hot girl summer. and I loved every second Kay but when I step when I took a step away from the microphone the other day, so they forget as much as I am speaking. You guys sometimes any take my own advice and I realized I'm sitting here telling you all go with your heart girl summer, but like So should I felt like I was like we, my boyfriend's leaving for a month is so depressing I'm going shadows and said. Ah, my fucking couch, unlike watch she be no, I need it
Out there living my fucking life this summer, I need to actually go. Aid to be on the ground doing a hard hitting research I wanna come talk to you guys. Like I really want to meet you guys and have you grow speaking to my fucking phone and upload it be like met Daddy gang at the bar? This was the vibe at the bar. That night, like I don't know feel like this summer needs to be about going out and enjoying ourselves and as much as I usually put pressure myself to be like alright. What am I going to talk about this week? What is a segment I feel like when the podcast is at its best is when I'm being as genuine as I can be genuinely like I feel myself. Not getting it into a creative rat wrought, but I know myself enough to know I would get in one if I just keep sitting and allay all summer and what would I can talk about
my mom and dad or here and my boyfriend's away and so Alex will not play Nope, no big owls hit in the streets. So to give you guys a fuckin update on well, what does that mean? Where are we going Alex. Daddy Gang, your badge is officially. Returning to New York, city, New York here I fucking com, I'm so excited. I really can't put it into words. What I feel about this upcoming trip. I shed a tear, it's making me emotional, it's making me cry just knowing the relationship I had with New York before I left last time I was like empty the fuck out of here. I didn't even want to watch my apartment get packed up. I would like I'm getting out of playing like someone take care of it like. I can't look at the shit and now I'm like that. Fucking pussy, aesthetic
loser that cheated on their significant other and now, crawling back and I'm begging for forgiveness that I laughed and I want you back baby New York, I love you probably I hate to say it, probably more than LOS Angeles, California, LA ballet of the sunshine, but you guys know I'm a vampire, I'm not one for the sunshine like I like being inside, I like knowing the sun, shines out there, but I don't like the fuckin son on my face. I want to look like I'm thirty years old, but I'm sixty. I dont want wrinkles out who want skin cancer me my health and I in the door dungeon. That is my life, so nothing I'm moving back there. Maybe I may, by a place there one day, but for now I'm gonna be returning with my vagina miss spread, open lips. Clipped took the side of my eyes wide open,
flappin in and am come back for you New York. So here is the game plan and not only the plan. The goal of this trip is to make you he'll like you are on it with me, well to enter into a too weak then you're. Who do you think? Is going to be by my side while I fully indulge and black out? no no blocking out responsible, lacking out a beggar Why are in large? is meeting me in New York to begin this bender. So let me take you guys are like how this is going down, where the day when this episode is released, I am getting on a flight from LOS Angeles and I am landing in New York Lawrence like gets getting ahead of me. She's gonna wait for me. We're gonna, take a car to our hotel, and we we're going to get ready for a night in New York. City
and if you ll so fucking good, like sorry love you allay, but like new work night light, there's nothing fucking like it and I'm so excited to go out. So I have a dinner planned with my friend like see and Elizabeth and learn, and the four of us are gonna go get dinner then I said to all of them. Listen lady! I know you may think things have changed. Alex's want a club anymore, not tonight, baby gold of Marquis. I swear to God. I literally text Shout Alex promoter Alex Smith. I literally tax due him and was like high he's like, oh my god. What what you like, last text messages above our text. Messages are like me: wrong being like which side of the line should, I doubt, do like that was my promoter and New York That's, I said I'm coming back baby Marquis on Wednesday and he's like Jesus Christ. You are coming back from the dead
so I just want to go look why not real live, especially after like telling that story. Last week I was like I gotta go back so Wednesday night, I'm gonna be in the city and then Thursday. Where in and I are getting picked up and we are driving. Hopefully, by that time our skinny ass, his two Hamptons, we're going to the hamptons. We got an air being be everyone. If like is about to be in the hamptons this fucking we can for the fourth of July. By really for an anti who I played soccer with my whole life she's going to be there. I was also that was one of the girls. If you follow me announce Graham, I was posting. Her she was in Kin tuckers for the wedding. She fortunately didn't fly spirit. Airlines shout out, and so she's gonna? Be there and all her friends are gonna, be there then my good old friend, who has been all the pod cast pay. To soar, bow and then
after that, I also have my friend, if you guys follow me on like Youtube. I always post this guy grant he's my good friend and he's also going to be enough, Fuckin Hamptons, it is. to be a fucking time, and this is my thought process, and let me know dear me, if you guys are like why, but I the spirit of wanting you to feel like you're, literally a part of this trip with me, I think it's best. If I almost make next week's episode like a log style k, sit stick with me here. I'm almost thinking like I want You almost document each part of this trip, whether its. The airport, maybe maybe God another Spirit moment, I'm not fighting spirit. Thank God I may will be going
I'll tell, but who knows, maybe something will happen. Their record, it then get to New York go out with my friends at her key. Maybe something will also happen there and so in spurts. Just I'm gonna keep recording little segments throughout to keep you guys updated so that you know every detail of crazy shit. That's happening in a minute Just you know, rerecord also to bring my phone out with whom the hamptons, so, if something happening- some hard hitting dramas going down at a house or at the bar I'm going to be on the ground lie of reporting it and hopefully run into Daddy gang, and you can record stuff on my bone and we're just gonna make this a big fucking party episode baby, so Daddy Gang get excited after that, the party is, stopping baby. Ok, because Daddy Game, big lair and I are heading over. To show
Cargo Y. All my Chicago daddy's get the fuck ready. Do you guys remember in the season finale the single bother ere, I said to you the thing I know about Chicago is there's gotta, be some good it is worth Dick over there and there are boats that. all I knew, and now I have almost in higher five days planned in Chicago with Lauren my friend Chris did and all of Lawrence friends that she's made, and it ought to be a fucking time. What are we It should be doing in Chicago up, so I'm so glad you asked still don't know anything other than by two holes in and what else is there bars o Midwest? right right, a witch larn has confirmed There is in fact something in the water but send. The plan is, you guys know Lauren. She gets crafty with the baby shower re like the whole vibe and the party that she wants to host is call Hulu,
that we're gonna have a shindig Alex, and he said okay, so I gonna I urge the nordic innovations and the Hague my apartment, and by that I, everyone has to come into. The party with Shin guards. Like so stupid boiling. Ok, and if you don't wear shipyards to the party, we get to kick people shinned. Do you love LAR Macmillan are due Marmot born, so there will be a lot of cute little thought: he's cute little son dresses in my little luggage, but on top of that placed right entreat my extensions arms. Can you put them anymore? I'm we'll be on top. My soccer should Kurtz see you in Chicago Daddy's, if you're looking version digging heard party hit us up, oh and also remember last week when I casually said one day I will be getting a p j. Well,
that may be getting checked off the list sooner than he expected, because. This world tour is ten, surely also going over- sees its not a world tore baby. Unless we charter up the peat actually don't over, to dig a p j actually out of the country that would be like here is where he entire spot. By page I for one flight, not that cute, but we can dream, we can dream big, baby. Okay, the world Sore Kenny things possible, if you just believe, but we may be going to draw more. That's always was knocking felt about the bouncer from last week. A Marquis also showed our hope. They see their. We may we're going to other fucking obese these bees are obese. What has been now's not sound like a word, a bees are, we may be going too
he's a baby, and if I do decide to invest in a private jet, Secondly, on buying Y know urges Vieira DE shout of any project. Company law is one to me I definitely think this summer is gonna, be the time and place that it's worth it and we're also, potentially I'm going to Vegas, which is very fine and Denver to see another all. My friends so tat again this summer were really dipping. Our toes into different water And I cannot wait to be seeing all of you there we'll be letting you guys know what bars, I'm, ah, what both branches I'm mad and If you wanna book you fly to visa I'll, give you the dates, sit there calm down and get ready, because you're going on a fuckin bender with Big AL or
yes, it's cool. Like you're, going on a bender with your dad, I'm cool, dad a death. I would hello. I would like to buy tickets to the call her daddy world tour. Let me just a document that how many tickets or garden from me and how many luggage parks or you pathetic, with an entire bag filled with alcohol kingdom or is your first stop going
the Color Father Cooper, always arab sheep promised us that the first, the first place that she would ever take us fulfilled trap lit bear so less that I'd like to
Wash Zoo, recall some private last time without money back and boy baby, we're still very weak unsuitable blew up to do we're going on well baby and noticed runs a visa will go away, go mother, but let's go too little place. I'd like to go with you over the mother, fucking work, booby trap. I do you like that and AIDS, are on the other. We guys we're just were easy in nothing. Just been Henry's literally said. He makes me me like bro what the fuck. I really just calm down. Nothing happened. You didn't see that it's like a black out. We pretend that never up and welcome the questions. The weak, Daddy gang. Let's just get right fucking,
two. It ok. I've been talking to the sky and we ve been hooking up as well. The other night I was super drunk and I made out with someone else as well as with my girlfriend and also was cuddling with another guy girl. You got busy disease and Guy that I'm talking to wasn't there. I had plans with him. couple days later and he's been ignoring me. I have a few that he knows because, honestly, the hall Snitch is what do I do now? Do I keep texting him? Do I just forget about it? Do I apologise because we ve only seen each other short time, so I actually don't owe him any loyalty. Yet ok to the huge come to mind number one. I have been in this situation before, where, like I got so in my head, and I hooked up with this- was not when we were debating this was like when we had like a
union, I hooked up with some shadiest. He me and we some shading I'd like reconnected like years after we were actually dating so dont, be like coming I'd like Youtube on him and I remember. We were supposed to hang out the next day and he like wasn't texting in the morning, and I was like, oh my god. He knows. Oh, my god, they're conspiring omega hide you're going to tweet about it, always God, oh my god and I was freaking out. I was in my head being like ok. Ok, like let me think like how I can plan to like not him. Oh that yardstick was in my mouth last night, but can I like blame it on something like no? I didn't think it was hidden. I thought so what that looks like your tea may I swear. He wasn't tax meals, and I literally was gaining up the courage to text him and then I have checked myself and I was like Alex. you could be so in your fucking head right now. He may not either
fucking know about the throw yourself under the buzz being. I I'm sorry sectors DEC turns out. He had no idea, and he tells me ok, Babe. Sorry like I was at a worked out like what are your plans today like want to go to a branch, and I'm like has Yes, I was like gas and then I went statistic that night a perfect little double on hydra, and it was a perfect moment for me to be like wow dont ever play, fucking hand, if you don't know for sure, if they have proof so mats number one number two. If he does now, I personally think getting completely normal. Is the let it go taxing hamlet, you would normally tax them and, if he's not answering like you're saying he's been ignoring you, then you literally go ghost. If he's pissed about that, you do not send him attacks.
About it, because he's being a little bitch boy by not texting you about it. You owe him nothing. It's one thing if you guys had been exclusive- and you did this- you guys are just casually talking. So, if he's but about this. He can be man enough to text. You ok and you can just like. I did nothing wrong, so about your life, live your life and you dont need to apologize and you don't need to own up to anything. However, if you want to take the ral of you, you wanna text em, you can more so to say. Hey, is something wrong like I'm confused like Y, all of a sudden, you dislike being ghosts and just address it had on, but dont say what you did. You did nothing wrong. That's your admitting to something. That's literally like you're allowed to be doing so. Let him on that he's in secure and he's upset about something that you two had never established was even a thing. Let him but you don't need to hay Father, so I firmly believe and not asking man their body count rule they always exaggerate,
get weird and honestly. I don't really care. However, I've been dating my boyfriend for a hot minute now and at this point kind of feels we're like something want to know about him so that I can know him better. If that makes sense, it could be zero or a thousand. I really don't care, but I don't know if it ever cool to ask if they can, if other. Do you know your boyfriend? How shall I go about this? I know every single woman, not my boyfriend, has had an eye. so proud of the work that I did to get this information. This is an interesting question. No, I would never ask a guy his body count, but you can absolutely get that number kind of by asking a complete different way.
So, if you guys remember when I went on what am I like it, I think it was my second or third day with Mr Sexy Zoo man. He had asked me a question and I strategically offered up a tiny bit of personal information like alluding to an ax. I think it was only about like when you were in New York, and I was like oh yeah, lived with a boyfriend, so it's kind of offering up personal information, but that would be the last of the night and I use that to then transition who, though I did it to creepy, like don't do it it by what I ended up being like is was like what about you like. Who are your ex
I'm pretty low, that who are your ex girlfriend like? Can you put on Instagram? That's not the way to do it, but what I did is I slowly got the list and a picture and social security, her of every single girl he ever dated. I think this is the thing, and I would love to have an open conversation about this. You guys dm me. I think it kind of you almost kind by yourself in the ass. If you wait too long, you ask your partner this question because, like as you start to date, it just gets like you're more in it and then there's like more weight on the question, whereas I feel, if you are in in the minute, you start dating someone like going out on dates with him or her my.
advice, would be bring it up so casually and knock it out right away, like only what about you like? What's your dating history like to have any girlfriends that, like you did in Chicago or if any girlfriend you dated and allay or New York, where were you live and bring it up, because it's kind of like not creepy at all, in the begin like you literally, have gone on one date so far and you're like asking about his eating history again, don't like so What is your longest relationship like that's heavy, it's more of just like! Oh, like have you. have you had a serious relationship here like more light and then slowly, sort to fucking dig in it, make sense I dont know I know in the past have been like, don't ask their body count. I still stand by that. Don't how can do that, but you can ask in a roundabout way about their dating history by first offering yours a little bit? So it's like a fun open conversation, yeah, that's kind of my advice.
How do I shut my finger up how he boyfriends ass with acrylics? It is a serious concern for me. Sweetie, you don't owe my first, but it advises one take them off, but if you're not going to hear Regos Susan, if you have the acrylics that are like the square top, not any more honey came not anymore. That square is a little too get on the sides that to slip and through the asshole, it's more of legal. pooper scooper. You could really like cut the corners of that asshole. A little rigid bitch sliding in I don't think so so you're going to need to go with more, not the then. Like pointed Jagger- die girl. You know you see those girls words like out, like you could literally like Pierce humans buccaneer. With the top of that thing.
we're going more smooth, sallying Duff free way, little curvature up at the top. It starts to get narrow and that's a light. Little like oval, alma, Ok, that's what your nails look like now, sweetheart also, this is the truth. I'm gonna go as far as to say: men closures, Ladys, when we have acrylics on. If I had a backup Tito's right, one fucking chip, if I fucking whipped cream cheese, If my mouth shit gets literally now shit get so look in your acrylics like deepened item between your real narrowing, the acrylics. You gonna, be walking around smelling like shit if you're putting your acrylics fuckin finger up your boyfriends ass, an that's a journey that I respect if you're willing to pay-
get, but just keep in mind that the brown shit you're fucking finger, may not all fully come out even after a good wash your hands until you get them removed. We are what, if, what? If you like, literally the first time you go to do put on a fucking Glove Hindu. Like nurse role play he's a wire. You whispering blue gloves litter. it fully naked, and then you strap like hell girl. If you put a fucking blue gloves in your life sit out baby. It's time for your recklessly exam. Can you leg Jesus fucking Christ, my girlfriend is a legend: how to get back to the danish game, after a string of bad casual casual relationship, slosh hookups, I took a break from dating, which turned into an extended, bring an extended break because of quarantine. I'm feeling pretty
done with dating apps sense. Ninety nine percent of the guys on their either aren't even close to being my type or are pure trash. How the fuck do I get back into the dating game? Helped me Father Cooper, especially since I suffer from social anxiety. It's been hard. Ok, totally sympathise with you here. I think the thing about specially using what's going on in the world to your advantage is number one. People may be that also. Maybe that didn't suffer from social anxiety before I do think there are as much as eyelid glamorize like we're going back out did the summer. I think there are a lot of people. Bat like felt fully actually at peace in themselves during quarantine, like I think, introvert we're like. Oh my god like I could have this be forever like this is like I'm getting comfortable. So I understand also now not only just the world opening back up like
Oh now go date to like oh fuck. My advice would be. I think that sometimes once you get like on a good women who I want to go on hinge because you're like in the mood to go on a date, I think that's more, the vibe, I think what you need to start doing is you need to be meeting people in person, because if you go out with your friends to a bar or you don't want to go out to a bar, if you don't want to meet this person in a setting where it's like drinking. You're, just like at a coffee shop, maybe you're in the Fucking library or you're on a walk or you're working out like wherever you are. I think it's better to try to meet someone in person. There is way less pressure. There is no expectation of
I'm that you have to stay and say you meet someone at a bar and you start hitting it off. Then it's up to you. If you want to give the person your number and if you want to pursue a section second option, and if you don't, you go to the fuckin bathroom and you leave with your friends or you leave or if you are thereby yourself. I remember even I was talking to learn the other day about she had a date and she was like not nervous, but she was just like, oh like it just it did it never like ceases to amaze me like the little jitters you got before first day, and you told me that they were going to like get drinks before dinner, and I was like wait Lauren like are you sure you want to do that and she was like wait. What do you mean like he had said, like we're going to go to this one bar first, and I was like wait. That's like a lot of time to be with someone like Think about that you're like what is that drinks you're like ok, we literally covered like our capacity dating history. We ve talked about where we're from we talk, but what were made during its
cool like now. What do we talk about so I was like maybe just say like I'm running late, let's just either pick dinner or drinks are just pick one because that's too much for first day. Your literally tend to be like when I want to get out of here. So my advice to everyone, re entering the dating game is take pressure off yourself that you feel like you need to like conventionally fit into a box of like going on these dates. Of course, listen. I want you all to get a dinner paid for in like wind and dined, but not if it's giving you anxiety, then just like gold casually meet someone and don't put too much pressure on it and just organically meet someone in a place that you feel comfortable thought it's gonna be best for you as a guy with a dad bud and a low self esteem. How do I approach women out of my leg? All listen! Listen to! me Harold? You have none
to worry about. Honestly, I dont really give a fuck about a guy's body. Like yes, of course, if it's like well like you, really aren't taking care of yourself and it's like unhealthy, but I dont, king expect a guide to public Rock hard Arabs like I care about that network baby. So no, you need to just remind yourself that girls are way better than men. In terms of we actually care way more about personality than looks me, and advice to you would be ok, you have a dad bod that low self esteem only. You know you have low self esteem you are going in approaching a woman out of your league, what are you have to lose So she turns you down. You already have low self esteem body. We can't get any fuckin lower like you. Gotta just We do it sorry that, like no, but it's true like think about it and like ok, you're gonna, take a chance and that what is that fuckin sports analogy you may Smith,
a hundred of the shop, the ninety nine shot to take, but that one baby, you all the sudden, fucking lock in a hot model whose, like I want to slap that dad buckled around, and I love that dad. But because I love your personality and your genuineness like the truth is, I think that a lot of people are coming out of quarantine. Realising, like your body and your looks, don't matter as much and actually someone that's a good fucking hang is key, and so, if I were you, I would take that into consideration, and what are your strength? What do you like about yourself and then go off of die and go into those settings at approaching a woman out of your league and, like you know what I'm gonna lead with this because she's private? You dated the fuckin fire man, but the Wash board apps before and clearly single that didn't work out, so maybe she's also looking for change up and you my dad bod baby, you can you can the one she could be, though, as I Miley Cyrus shot out. Ok,
Eddie gang. That is it for this week's so I hope you and something. I hope you felt something it's about to be a girl couple weeks. I hope that you guys have subscribed on Spotify, because if not it's just that, trail of the summer, and I love you and I hope that you guys keep riding in questions. Your questions have been fire lately, dm them to the call her daddy Instagram, I'm setting up a new website for you guys to writing questions, and that will be coming soon and a lot of other things also soon July. Twenty first guys, the only place you can listen to call her daddy is going to be on Spotify. So please go follow. Follow, follow turn on your notification, see you get a little paying Colored Addy bitches, like said earlier: get fucking ready, get your little swimsuits I'll get your swimming on. If you can't swim, it's ok
I don't even go in the water, because I am fully spray. and all schooner, and God forbid, that robes of daddy gave we're goin on the world Tor and your fucking coming with me, excited, get your fuckin coups He's thou get your beer, get your vodka, get your tequila or get yours fuckin water, because, like mother, always heads me in high school and I always wholly to go fuck yourself, but now listen you: don't need to drink tea party, okay, so if you're not gonna get black out, you can still feel about vibe. I love you. Oh it's about to be a great bucking summer. you know the mother fucking. Really. I will see you fuckers next Wednesday.
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