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The 3rd Roommate Speaks...

2020-06-10 | 🔗

This week's guest is the infamous third roommate who lived with Alex and Sophia. The episode officially closes the chapter surrounding ALL the drama. ONWARD!!!

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This is an unofficial transcript meant for reference. Accuracy is not guaranteed.
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Not only are you guys going save money when you do that, we are also supporting the show hashtag, daddy, fucking king. Thank you Daddy daddy, call daddy you all fuckin gangs is Alex Cooper back it again for another episode of call her daddy. This week's episode is already making my vagina tangle. I've had a cub, Drinks, I'm so hung over, but I've had a couple of drinks are ready to go. I am back in my parents, Bateman where I belong and I'm joined today. By aghast this guests, I mean to give all introduct
and although she hasn't Nita, I'm gonna give it to her, because I want to go off for a minute the past couple weeks. Everyone has been my damn Alex your life fuckin stocks You literally lost your best friend, Wholesale went up in flames. You're a big fat, fucking joke duly noted thing keel. The thing is, is it I've learned anything from these past few weeks? Is that you gotta, keep your friends the ones that you ve known for years and years and years close because they come and go apparently and so the person that coming on the show I have known since I was in second grade and she lived with Sofia and I in the infamous three one
This woman's name, the woman, the myth, the legend, the sex pot, the goddess, the woman with the vagina that keeps on giving Mccoy doesn't choose a wife comes kidding, ways and gentlemen Daddy Gang LAR Mc mine Thank you. Thank you. I already feel like a member of the Daddy gang as you, mean that intro, I don't little DM, offering me five hundred dollars per picture of my fight party God round of a fucking clause bit it like that course? Of course you did. The daddy men know who you are like be pictures up. The asshole then will be asking for nudes batch. Oh god, no I hear you come well. Thank you for having me, I have to say, I'm definitely a little there's. No, you have nothing to worry about. I know it's like nerve racking. Coming on a shown. I appreciate you coming on aside from being nervous aside from getting hats, devout, you're beautiful, toes
how are you feeling I'm on the up and up? I was pretty unwell earlier. I do not know on a yacht speaking of unwell, I should vote, can get royalties on that eyeing, yeah literally lard, and I have been thing unwell for years and years at it used to be a thing. We really really started hard core like college. It was like two unwell. How are you right now and I'm fucking on? Well, I keep forgetting that like this is like your actual job and like we're not down here. Just like shooting the shit in your basement. I can remember, like oh yeah, people really listening to right right, Zika couple people are existing view, not obey you close palliated. If you close pals anyway, we had some are made times we are younger. I think every single person listen to this pod cats has alarm and had they best friend that you ve known your whole life and
with everything going on this is the perfect person have on his like really my first gassed. Obviously I Dave on last week, but you are you ve known me, and I think that the theme kind of throughout the past few weeks has been like me actually being able to show every side of myself and theirs. I dont know anyone other than my parents that no me as well no me as well. Then you learn citing a question I get asked. A lot is like how are you friends? It Alex what the fuck fuck, that yeah ratio always like standing on tables and screaming and like hooking up and millions of people online dragging along, they ensure yeah what're. You spoken Warren Garlic, those things Avonlea do happen, but like that's not like who you are completely like, you're, very real person. Obviously I thus friend- and we do Have those real moments. I think those moments have really come across a lot in the past, where episodes some like really Happy now that the world going to see you, I see you
Laura. I know that was kind of really you. No doubt such good times. Larn. I'm gonna ask you just a few questions at the Daddy gang had but too quickly give everyone lessening some background on how the hell we all even came to live together. I don't know if you ve ever told by large night dallying barn, and I were plenty on living together than we wanted to get a three bedrooms. We needed a third room, and so we found Sophia at random for that third room roommate spot so like Sofia, and I are friendship- we had this insane dynamic, crazy, amazing front of at the time, but we also didn't fully the know each other. For months in
moving into the three hundred and one we start to call her daddy, so I've only know now Sophia total for three years, and so I think that's where the other we were learning about each other, while starting one of the biggest shows on the internet. I know how that was for me, so I'm assuming that was like pretty wild for you to Lauren yeah. I mean absolutely there's no denying the fact that it took me a bit of adjusting to get used to this new dynamic. You were my childhood best friend and Sophia was a random roommate and to see the two of you connect instantly and your friendship grow so quickly and publicly yeah. It was. It was hard. It was weird trying to find like a balance of making sure it wasn't always about the show and trying to find time for just the three of us to just hang out and it not
be about Sofia and I in collar daddy. I think, though, the one thing that did really help was call her. Daddy was never an option for me. I never not that I didn't want to write. I could never be a part of it. I was a full time teacher. So yes, I couldn't do that and beyond export cat right. I think that's important dimension. You were doing teach for America. Your now going she or a student now learn literally, is at Columbia, university she's. Getting her master is like you literally have had a complete different career path. I think is important to stress that I'm probably pretty similar to a lot of people. Listening to this pot, gas and when we moved in, U S were to yeah colored out, he didn't exist when we all moved into the three. Oh, I know to put it in perspective, I was making the most money out of all of us. You are making, while remaining sixty, no fifty five or more.
He learned was making fifty five thousand a year at her teaching job teaching job. I think Sophia was making like fifty fifty two, and then at the magazine I was making forty thousand dollars a year. And then I went on to unemployment. Jack's, obviously not the case now, no not the case now entered on you drink zombie, However, now I got you the three one early days of us all, moving in definitely aloud. I think all of our degenerate ass sides to flourish and thrive and at the end the day that place. We had so much fucking on the wages always had plans like I won't come home and, like I will guise of what we know. Let's fucking drink, let's get wild I'll, never forget when sofia- and I we kind of Britain and indeed on an earlier episode, but it was like ok, Alexander Unemployment checks. You literally have to pay rent. I had thirteen hundred dollars worth of run every month,
hey? I was making three hundred dollars you where this is gas. Every two weeks from unemployment, Jack's wide was making six hundred dollars from unemployment. How was I going to make the thirteen hundred per fucking ran o o daddy? He no issue seeking arrangements motherfuckers, so we get on seeking arrangements to make this whole profile admirably Blake I was Blake. I was literally change your memo name change, Ivanhoe. My everything I was Blake and Blake was my name and I was ready to go, and so literally in three o one. We came up with what we were calling like the seeking arrangements, scam and basic. We would get into situated upon you I'll pull me out. Yes, thank you. Thank you and the goal was like. I never wanted to do anything that these men, it was just to go, get drinks or dinner and by the end of the night, get enough cash like make run by a. We were like all hollow around the computer like sitting. Unlike our one chair ass, though he looks kind of good, like oh he's, not who already Alec or like a kind of work, and so at the end of the day like, I obviously could a fucking ass, my parents for the money, but it was like we were just down for the
raises weirdest shit to do with nine. I know to anything. Yes, I remember that one of the first eight I went on a little shitting bricks and look what the fuck is. This guy gonna kill me, look what's gonna happen every single time we when larn in Sofia, came as my body, or we were in the background chilling literally they would be at the bar in Sofia. Enlarged would be standing at the bar. You guys would make a joke of it. All black they'd be standing at the bars I'd go. I have my drink. I get paid and there we go raid happen. I'm out go, spend the fucking money before I could even spend on rent. The one time I mean Sophia is look when the first one and we're like guys guys you're sank. Guys guys. Don't worry like I'm just gonna talk to him means Sophia. Look in your right, aching out, sixty zero men. You thought I was a thirty one and I actually Kyle, because he also was like oh by the way of a rooftop, and we were such measures. We needed a rooftop too, like hang out on in ten or so I'm over there and I'm Oh, my is this Loki High. Do I have
You would not hot it all is not high was nigh, but always because you were pouring little drinks down my throat and at that point I was like any one, looks hot right now and also any type of monies and pay my go yesterday and I would like to be at the bar like: can you send some shots over the longer term about coordinating guys are trying to get me fucked up and I'm like it's a good level of fucked up like we would pre game before it, but then I would get so fucked up, and why is this low key the fucking puff of my life, I know zero seeking arrangement. One guy was like do you know those p however they are very staring hobby, had approved. Remember that we so Lawrence. If you need the protocol, where I would secretly tax them towards the end of the day and be like come in a rough and pretend that you're just casually running into me, so that you would come up to the fucking, oh my god, Sophia Immoral, and I look at him and black on they got. These are like my really was run these like. Oh, my God is your name blade and I'd like to have. My name is Blake Alexander's per hour. You were asking we, we came up with this whole scheme, United.
Like in hindsight now I'm like what the fuck was I doing, but it was fine. It's in its life expect you tell your children, no, no, you don't tell anyone tat an I'm calling on international podcast by. We did crazy, just fund shit like that which now in hindsight I really want everyone to be careful and, like I don't even know, if you should be site, but it was fun begin odium actually brings you roommates with you to work in the background it yes thank you they'd, they always major. I got home safe and nothing really ever happen. It didn't happen too often, but for a while I was. Really good on bread, and it was ok. Ok, so in this if everyone wanting to know at what was it like living with Sofia, and I people want to know like did you and I ever get in a fight from like during live together with a man you up up up up the way that they heard looking I'll be right. Now. Lorry is literally like oh baby, I've been waiting to explore this. Why you're, like I'd ever brought it up, but why now my time work
so you know I like was so bad with my key, like our building. You has used like a physical key to get into the building and like a physical key to get into our apartment lives awful Eurylochus, knowing you us twenty four seven black heifer up. We keep us like locked out, so I'm coming back from going out. It's like to three a dot m and Sophia is out of town, and I call you in like hey Alex, like I'm locked out. Look so sorry I know I'm so annoying. Can you. Are you coming home like? Can I come meet you and get your keen like yeah yeah yeah I'm having sexual, real, quick, ischemia us again like coming back. I'm ok, like that's fair leg. I'm I'm annoying like. I would point out regular endless thirty mins pass unlike area like come, I wrap it up you got me all night ghosts day silent up,
How was that sex? Was it worth? It was all guys daddy going. I had been eyeing this guy in New York City. Literally in the bar high sky in the bar I was like this is, man, I he I actually used. I told you guys like a really long time ago, how to pick up a guide, a bar. I have this napkin trick that I always right my name, my number on a napkin, and I got to a guy and I'll be like do with this. What you want and then I handed to I walk away, and I remember using it on this guy and it was like the both perfectly played out situation. He was so hot. He took it, he texted me we met up, we hung a couple times. Finally, I go to have sex with this guy. It was after like multiple, like months of us, putting in work and listen. I've set in the pass small tax for the wind, but not of the speculation, this guy's with the smallest penis I've ever seen again, I'm not trying to shame penises blows up back in small, and I do not want
To do that, little baby carried out a fuckin like baby care care care. Baby care frivolous level and I go to have sex with him and he does was giving off big dick energy. So is more vigilant, shock, and I literally felt nothing I felt like I was being treated by whiffs of air, and I was trying to have multiple sex with him like that night, because I just was trying to I was just trying to excuses. I was trying to fix vice of it all grow round grow. This action are being offered. I really liked him. But like not only was it, he small, that's fine, but he did not know how to have sex. Take heed literally, was one of those guys that just belly saw you entirely rubs up and down and like isn't even in like I don't know so meanwhile, alone Laren stuck on the streets of New York City. You are Alex's having small x x so I am like. Ok, I'm not I'm not going to sleep like on the street right
when we ve been was out of town at the time, but I knew the code he'd alone little step up a code to get into his buildings. I knew the cosmic ok, I want again to his building and I mean a ban on the door like his remit, have to wake up and have to answer. They do not cause, and I have no idea why. But there was a random mattress. So sketchy looking back at it. There was a man a mattress in his hallway, so I slept on a random ass mattress. Any hallway of his apartment building and waited until it was seven. I am only she has to be awake now and I was like right now and I feel about like I'm call call call call call me so young, so sorry like I'll meet you at the moment. Soon you arrive like we do not speak. I am passiveaggressive Irene you're during meal, oh yeah, I saw my out and I was there. Trust me are you gonna fuckin ended all because those are the worst secular. My life not worth a try
Gallagher I unexhausted I'm exhausted. I sat on the matters in a hallway and try to get some sleep lakes. Minutes later. I wake up to screams screams and I'm a what what in the world is happening. And I realize you're having some like, are you serious disguised back? ass night, all night wasn't enough, but it wasn't. The same guy was a different guise. This can be found. Really bad at, I thought I was his. I listen, it might offend, I had this I've paper, then wall, ok, yeah. So in Israel, one literally the wall. All of this place. They were all EC flax walls so like if one of us was masturbating like I remember Sophia Loren and I would always jokingly, be like yeah, I'm going to masturbate, so I'm going to go put headphones in because, like if
so's masturbating. It was like a wise and everyone is uncertain, ass. Their rating rain hope, if we're just gonna live each other Massa elderly arrive ever like when Sylvia had an Ex boyfriend ensued. We like in a by with him you'd, I beg, indicates even in our room to be made here. They were very rude word for word like and if you don't want to hear, but you should assert everything yeah so This is very much time. I'd broken up with my long term boy for eliminating slims. Eighty Anne and you know I think that every girl can really listening to this. You know give you little living out here like when you when you go and you have an awful awful awful hook up. It makes you miss your acts, because when you you,
an ax. You know sex with them, sexes comfortable them. So when I had swivel the exact with this bitch boy, I was so depressed from that hook. Up and slim shady was in town, and you know, there's big never misses a b. I was like it, it will make me forget the pain, not even the pain I wish I was in painting you feel forget anything I made me realize have slim shady over use and for his jack and get a mouth so slim shady trots on over two three or one which his remarks of her apartment. It was the first time I ever saw where we were living. We had no furniture that I only the biggest downgrade his mind you when I was living with my old, like some shade. What kind of like half lived with us, I squatted more and full blown squatted too, Tom he was away on the road Lauren had his full schedule, print in print
id and would come on today's. He was at away games, so we were living in his luck, s place who in slim shady place and when he had broken It was a little bit of a lover of a downgrade. You could say in absolute fuckin shit hole compared to what we are really doing in and I remember when he came over. He was like you literally who lived in a closet. Unlike bitch fuck me. So he comes over and we have sex in the morning a lesson that year you like broke the window or your how amp window right erosion. I say the morning like ass, it was eight a m yeas, any run number two. You dont who'd, my head go through the window. He was annoyed at me for something we rely wasn't away yet I then puts it nobody, because I think that what the loudest sex we had ever had the whole situation was quite quiet, quite interesting situation. You know when you like, leave a dick appointment that you genuinely like. I feel disgusting like that.
Penis made me realize, like I'd, never want to hook up with your own. You sleep on random. Mattress me wake up in the one you like. I feel this August. I say ok, but to be fair at that is like the one I think the one time like I did not come through the good roommate other than that, pretty top notch, pretty top notch. Thank you so de biggest question that I saw from the daddy going for you is. Did you see the divorce between Alex in Sofia coming before? They did. Can I like answer honestly like am I gonna get sued? No, look, I don't know, I think I think will we can obviously editor thou but tell you can what would your actual answer be? It was a ticking time,
bomb, oh like out should be. Quite honestly, I don't want you fuck him should show yeah. Oh ok, can you actually that's relief? Interesting thing. I remember a few like instances really specifically where you as we're in a situation and you like definitely try to hide up at times like make a little better. I think that's something you like that's something you do try to like yeah that cover the bad guy, but you call you called me like. I cannot believe what is happening right now, and this is crazy. It I was Lily like holy shit. That's bad! You kind of can't come back from some of those things and like they were there, and then they happened in yeah. I think like knowing you were the only person that was witnessing some of the shit. I did confide in you at times
know what you're saying like there were certain situations where I fell like I couldn't tell my parents, because I knew what my parents were gonna say it like a boyfriend, like you, don't tell your parents or worse fights with your boyfriend, because then your parents who, like you, cannot go back to him. Yes, so I started to go to war, and I would call you outline breaking point- and I like rarely do that, so these were like moments that were so bad between Sophia, an eye that business Y yeah. But you know, I think that, despite all the negatives that have come out, I am glad that, like we were able to just gonna, go down a little walk down memory lane of the three o one days, because, yes, although which truly ended in an absolute fucking, should show the friendships were real and
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wing man. There is a specific situation that larn and I get into every single time. I start dating a guy. If there's one person, I'm introducing the guy I'm getting too to its Lauren, for the complete opposite reasons of what everything- oh there's your friend, Mr Aids, all planned as little as nothing devoted to it. That the plan is that that learn is that friend that is like now, enough. Cheer went off parties enough, has a boyfriend so she's not a threat, oh if I dont go out with my boyfriend that night. No one scared when I'm going out. Lauren there? Let me know if you know what I mean like doing an ocean. The boy friend you have a boyfriend. You two locked and loaded down with China's are closed for the night, so basically throughout life, Lauren has been really great in helping me communicate with men when we stop talking specifically or when I'm in a fight with that and the new
for third party. Yes, so there have been many occasions when Switzerland, the ass you are Switzerland bet you're, a beautiful Switzerland aimed at the point of his daddy gang is Lauren would basically be able to at times reach out to one of my ex boyfriend. For me, if I was let's say, trying to put out feelers tracking the water ass, the water see, if he hates my got stood, a little pulse check, calls pulse spits. It was basically we made sure that throughout my relationship, larn would happen. They found smoking that long. Enough of a relationship with these men so that she could slide in on a later date. Yet to the point where, like I needed, to have previous taxing conversations with them, so weak a plan for the break out here, so that like when I eventually send this like feeler tat in my art, like the first text on my name popping up our folks, not gonna come off them like always Lauren trying to fuck. You know
I know now in and out. So I will. I think there are so many situations, obviously with specific boyfriends that we ve gone through and, like you, ve been top notch, a plus wing woman to the fucking death catch restaurant queues. At you and you already know I'm going with ideal. Lauren is with me. I catch three martinis in all fuckin tits out for the boys that knife killing myself Laurens, looking amazing we're looking hot we're, looking fresh and flirty and of course the last thing we want to do is talk to one fucking meant the bar narrow. Let's text, one of my acts because, Why not, because we set the scene for years given preparing for this particular year, were ready for battle. So I'm sitting I catchword. And I'm like boring, and I have a really really good thing for us to do. Tat and I like, I really think we need to text Fabio
I don't like John I'm handling Fabio Missis Goodenough, I'm I've been in a serious relationship and, like I don't play games like this, so you enjoy this year. This is like a thrill for me. I'm like all I can to meddle in someone else's life and like not fuck up my own Zachary. Oh, yes, ok go on my phone. Yes, so Loring gets to wake up the next morning and she doesn't puck herself over. So she does helps me. Fuck might like an outlet from. Let me get my crazy, ok. So so we're sitting I catch and I might learn. This is like such a good time was text, I'm just saying: Fabio Catholic Oils, fuckin com. So, unlike Warren, what what is away? We can figure out a way detectives. So this is also a step of the plan. You have to figure out a text to send it person, that's coming from my best friend to my ex boyfriend. What the fuck me long legal logical like I need a new spear question when I had just tax on like hey How are you doing here? No Lauren go fuck yourself, so it's like we tried it. We sit there and another drink in it.
Starts to come to Saturday, it's midnight like what could I do from him in New York City on a midnight. On a Saturday. Drugs were like this is so perfect drugs now mind you do we need drugs? no, but that's the only logical explanation of booty call at twelve o clock on asylum. What else could I ask him about so this guy that I had been dating was known for having this like one drug dealer that was like the best guy in New York City, this motherfucker, we called sue man I'm triggered the way that I didn't. Even ok, that's not the same suit. Mansfield dating that's ironic, this guy suit me in the region. We called him suit members, because this drug dealer was the classes, mother, fucking, Jerry Peace, suit, literally man would show up in a beemer and a three peace. You add a brief,
hey I've been in butter, Fucker was stopped and around the city. I hope just like you said that so we're like. Oh my god, let's text him and ask him for suit man's phone number yeah perfect. However, not enough not enough for Alex that night, I was a little more fuckin buzzed up by the time we were like getting the tagging ready to advise you. Will we get this mother Fucker locked and loaded and remembering who the fuck he was missing out on again. We want to do a reaction tasks like would seeing my face what emotion, but that broke out of you, so naturally you're like. So what are you fucking talking about Alex? You sent him a picture of your clear note. The first option was: ok Lauren, it's been so long. It's been two years since we have spoken to Mr Fabio. Why dont you send him a picture and be joking and like hey, it's Lauren and send a picture
like this. Is me: if you don't remember what pictured, as you have me send of myself, he dotting the picture with very strategically picked. The picture is law, and is in the front and me in Fabio, are behind her making. No, they were not making out, they were like listening and as our key shutters face a sparking in the middle. I think his hands were lying down. European yachting, I was getting fingered mid photo I mean the details, don't need to be fucking discuss. The point is: is that this picture we looked so fucking in love, and so what I did. My psychotic ass was like we're. Gonna crop it just enough like take off our forehead you're in the picture. Full frontal, I'm in the back row, making our Fabio Dell, but clearly we're leaving in the fact that we're trying to trigger him. What is what is this memory ass? How does that make you feel so now of your problem? Alex use
that we're trying to trigger him? What is what is this memory ass? How does that make you feel so now of your problem, Alex you stupid bitch, like what the fuck are you up to now? What you always like sit firm it and think about this, because it is, is conflicting, brilliant when you think this is coming from Lauren stable, nor mall. Nice girl always had a good relationship with Fabio that damning they could even fuckin hang out. If I wasn't there like, I trusted this bitch so much and she's, just like a top notch golden star, soon K then you're sending a picture that going to warrant some type of emotional response. There is involved with a very rational tax just hey? What's your door, dealers number very rational okay, so the thing is that I dont have. We don't have time to wait around sending a picture like this is going to elicit. One of two emotion. We have two options. Issue options he's either going to want to fucking, say: go fuck yourself, seeing that bitches space I would rather
die then engage in this conversation or its can bring back a motion soon bring but few whose can back? Oh, I remember the way her tongue slid and now I remember the way that pussy feel that I remember at all and I want it, and so the point was, is I wanted Lauren to send? All of this just it is. I wanted just to see how he was feeling because then I would know if I could reengage and start having sex with this man. Again I didn't have a body. In New York, I was looking to re engage and he was a prime prospect so and send the fucking tax where taking shots. Like he's not can answer here, can answer. He answers positive up. The asshole Fabio comes through with hay, Lauren ha. You have course remember like mother fucking, so NATO's nine hundred, if you're that nice to me, how much can you hate you eggs? The warning, I remember literally we're city. I catch we're like really endless in if anyone's gonna, fuckin message me back. I expect you literally task, like never do
My boyfriend, you like never reach out to you again and I am not yet learned. It is literally warns one doing it. I didn't do anything, Larkin did it. I do wake up and sentences, and, unlike what what did I just bought myself? I know I know sometimes like I'll take learns phone. I oh my gosh. I forgot about that where you will take my phone and you would text him, go things up and then you would delete all the messages I would wake up with like angry and like reared, maximum economic Alex. Why Is there going to be so we're there? I've literally aren't you up. There is a couple times in my lifetime more than a couple times that I would take a little too much advantage of Laurent relationship with these men I was a small failure would be likely. We quickly learn that it was involving you tube yeah. I think, so something to be said in like I've, had a lot of conversations with my mother about this one, but like there is a huge difference between a you were you're, my best wing
woman, my wing man for a very long time has been Milt Hunter and I think that the dynamic between the two of us there was one relationship. I was in that mill punter specifically got really fucking involved and you too became one. We became one like it got? My person was dating you and milk. Yes, literally like that, is how bout it wasn't. I know that sounds like no, that's not a thing. No! No! It was a thing like. I would hear them on the phone, the billing. So should we say there's like, should we send him this pick em, we we but no literally, and it sounds so crazy to me now but for a while, I think we had such a especially in college. It was so fun dating these guys and being able to Have my mail best friend and I like come together and I would give the female side and he'd give me the male side, and we create this concoction of like the perfect dating situation, and I am saying it now: am I
but actually psychotic ethic, not okay, the headline goal, but it got addicting because we would see every time we would send the tax. We would get exactly what we want it back. And it was like. We had this like machine that we would turn out this fucking content, and I feel that some was how I started the show it was like I had this play, but that I was living by and then slowly through our time. I was like. Ok, we yet out. The great applied everything was by the playbook? There is nothing like offscreen, yes, and so I think, That's where I had to really take a step back and be like that. You need to get into therapy in whose this hitting, but I was like hold on that's not real life, that's not real life, and I think at times like we, milk hunter- and I were almost both to toxic together on call her daddy. We ve always like told you guys. Games are good to a certain extent and I think throughout my entire life, I've been learning to like refine the games. I think at times you can get so sucked into play.
Games and it can get fucking out of control. Oh yeah! I can get out of it at all with no. Yes, why you gotta you gotta real back at you, got a real it in and no like when two not play as many games, and I think that that imperative in order to making the games work. If you play too many games, all the fucking time and their it's just like one big that fucking game and you need a relationship it hell hole. We healthy. Yeah sometimes forget I know you do so. I would encourage you all having a wing woman is, is key and it just right You can read the situation without actually doing it yourselves, we always say: don't fucking tax Tampa can block is ass, we can block is ass, but then you can have a compliant. It's kind of your full Roman. Is that you? Oh yes, definitely Roman because you literally just lasted so fucking long and the guy down the street the trend of pork, his wife, he didn't like so long as guess what he didn't use- roman fucking swipes, you,
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as much as we are closing one chapter. Obviously I think this is like the last Hamburg and ever discussed like the deep dark details and the three one a hybrid by very I oh, it's kind of sad, but I'm so happy you came on this week. I think it was like it's obviously difficult right now, I'm trying to figure out my way and figure out how in having to podcast with new people and and on my own, but I think like maybe you could explain to anyone like that. What was his experience like for you what is put? What did you expect from the pod casting yeah? No, I was definitely thinking like I would walk down here. We have some we'd have some drinks and leg just go in No, that was not the case at all. It's it. This is working hard. I give you props, hoping yeah. You have to like tell a story, and you have to like act that story. It's kind of exhausting I AG we podcasting everyone in podcasting makes it sound so easy until you get from the microphone. It's like a very, very challenging dynamic, and I know it sounds simple, but it's not.
The asking no yeah, I'm pretty tired, but the mid term midterm on Tuesday, like I've. Actually so done with this thing, he's what you're having me, I need to go to school. Now. It's been real good by that again, so before I get into last segment of the show. I think that it's really important too to reiterate and continue the conversation that I opened with four last week's episode right now. The world has a huge opportunity for positive change and by continuously bringing it up, helps echo the idea that this is not just a phase. This is continuous work that needs to be done. Yeah, I completely, we are with you. I feel like at this point. A lot of people have hopefully done those like tangible acts. Like me, donations, attending protests, calling representative signing petitions, but I think a lot of people Winter feeling like what's next what's now and how do we keep assortment of going yeah?
and Lord and I've been like kind of having conversations about it, and I think that we both agree. I think it's engaging in having the really difficult conversations, especially with people I don't see eye to eye with you and in order to have those conversations, we need to obviously understand how we got here and how this truly a systemic problem. It's not the bird, people of color to teach us, and I think, a great place for us to gain dislike insight that we all need that we're looking for is through theirs key memories that learn and I were looking up and we ve watched that are on internet right now. One of them is called thirteenth. It's on Netflix, but it was actually just made free for the public. You can go onto Youtube it and then, by the same director, the movie Selma has also been made free for the public.
Yes and other things that I watch that have been really insightful when they see us and we time the just keep story ourselves both also on Netflix guys, so I just I encourage you. I meant to do the same, that we continue to just keep. Educating ourselves. Do the work key persistent in this black lives matter, move men, don't let this die down. I love you all gonna get to do you eat is Oh that questions of like going. What guys. I got a lot of king complained ever single guy idea. As I know literally please stop, because you go from like of five to a one real fucking, quick, but it seems All the women like this show and why
Am I a little bit more team? Fuckin female, ok, I've, a fuckin vagina, so every guided listening to this new like big yours, so fuckin bus it. When you don't give a fuck k, I would cite the fact capable of your Dick ninety seconds. Go fuck yourself! Ok, can you please we're gonna get into questions of the week I know all my silence suffers out there. I'm really sorry just fucking Pat plough through this with me. Ok, I'm sorry! I have to do it to do it to take a game. In a red those question and I don't even need to fuckin com at war, Munich. I comment on everything, but I mean it this and I think everyone that is new to this pod gassed. If your listening to his please listen, the fuck up Oh gee, daddy hangers will know this, but I think it's really important to reiterate this daddy, you, a member, wrote in and said I just want to say Everyone needs to listen the fuck up, Ya'Ll everybody needs to listen to a call. Her body has been saying in a previous pod cast, you said to never get. A man something for his birthday unless
yeah, all our dating whore married. Well, I've been Talking to a man for seven months now- and we are not about to day because we both are in college- his parents know. Bout me and he's even told me he loved me, but why? I tried to send him he cookies for his birthday. He goes did me never. And shit unless your are bucking engaged? I took the l a now. Moving on, I should have listened to the father. Speak we re mad bitch is back That's just knock you fuck off. I don't how many times I have to say if you our stressing about a guy's bucking birthday or Christmas, or will Valentine's day it would have the fucking holiday. You think, warrants a gift for this mother Fucker knock it. The fuck off You are a whole. He is a p
until you have a ring on your fingered. There's no fucking face his involved or gay people. Ladies especially men get freaked the fuck out. If you show up at his fuck imports like here in me, I ain't got you whereas in we see Jeremy he's like bitch, you ok, then all this and all the their beaches are gonna, look way more fuckin attractive than your asshole. I swear to God. There's something about gaps and men, but not even being like. I have a son we'll get for you fear, birthday, Jeremy and then, like it's a blow job you don't even let him know that you know the day that he came out of the vagina. Ok, Haifa I love you and the podcast so much daddy gang forever you might have already touched upon this another episode, but I need help when the guy I'm hooking up with goes down on me. He mostly focused is on everywhere, but the. But when gonna my clear, if you'll so amazing, but it just never last long. How do I tell him
on that without shattering his ego. Please help me father. We have two all keep in mind. I remain on this. Podcast is gonna, be like fuck you, but as a truth, men are little fragile pieces. Shit. I use a glass which it sounds way where men are. Gradual pieces of shit and you to make sure you? U cradle them and you nurture them, especially when it comes to any issues in the bedroom that you're having a man's penis is way smaller than its actual penis? Ok, because it in. Brain if he thinks that he's not pleasing you, his penis literally inverts, into his belly button in he loses all hope. So how Go about this if he is hitting a specific spot with his right. In that moment, owl, usually literally just say, like fuck babe, keep doing that and some times what I do is. I will lightly clan
my legs and by an body when he's doing something downloader like oh fuck, yes, it feels good if men sense a change in your body like a few tens up a little bit. They use. We will at least I mean they're, not that fucking stupid they usually will get the hen and I'll keep going with that, because there, your basically giving them your body is reinforcing something they just dead and like a dog, it's like yes boy good boy, you're doing so great and hopefully he'll get the fuckin head and he'll zero in on the cliff and if he doesn't care like we tell men like to shovel fuckin head down and set the dick like make her fuckin for speed on your penis, we never is that day, we wives, Deb, just pushed his head up to work. It's the clear in building up here up here, good boy up here: let's get it right, Jared get it fuckin tight Bruno God, ok This is a question actually that I feel like a reoccurring question that I've seen
throughout- and I know I've kind of answered this before, but I want everyone to listen. Cuz it has to do, is texting okay and we're all out there sexting a little fucking horse. Okay, hey Alex, so I've been texting with this guy that I'm talking to and a couple times now I have fallen asleep during the conversation to be clear. We've been texting at like two, a dot m and he takes like twenty minutes to respond, sometimes be he's out work, so it's not like I'm falling asleep, because I'm uninterested anyways in the morning when I open his message. What is the best way to respond? Should I may comment about how hot dirty his sex days or
the moment over, and I should just big hey good morning, thanks in advance of the podcast daddy gave our aid hello, daddy, as we know here and call her daddy SEC Sting is such a delicate dance. If the person you are sexting does not respond in a timely manner. You need to just end it it's over you're in a time window and it's very difficult if that mother Fucker is even twenty minutes at a long aspect in time to wait for another sex to come back. So if they send you something and you wake up the next day. This is how I personally go about it. You acknowledge him, so he doesn't feel weird, but then you given the out that's one of my favorite so like damn not mad about waking up to that. I can't wait to see you next, I'm so horny babe, and then you send a follow up to the double taxed right away. Changing the subject to what are you up to today, you
a lot of time I like to acknowledge him, so he doesn't feel weird. So how does it feel like? Ok, that bitch did not think that was hot or like? Oh, this is awkward, but then you give you both and out it's a new day, the Ets, new day the birds are chirping you're, one with the Lord says, which the subject I use. To be sure. The a guys in a beauty. This is kind of a hard one for me to do today by myself, but we're here we're here for it. Function of beauty came into my life, and I was like bit is called the glow up of the century I have all my friends get it and I also have been giving it as gifts. It's the perfect little situation because you can cost eyes, the bottles, what bitch doesn't love little customization up in this bitch and twenty twenty? If I cursed one more time during this, Adam literally lose every sponsor, they are big and free cruelty. Three no sulphates use parables used all that shit, none of its in their no harmful ingredients, your gucci. So everyone has different hair, the licences, podcast great function of beauty
completely customize it for you, and you can pick everything, especially with your hair, If you do highlights like me, bitch we got you. Ok, so guys you're gonna go to function. Of beauty, dot, com, slosh, daddy and you're. Gonna. Take a four question quest to customize it for your hair function of beauty, dot, com, slash, daddy, take your for parkways and you can get any person off your first order. Hi daddy. How do I tell my friend that I think she's being used. My friend has been this guy and I'm not sure how serious it is, but lately I've noticed that she's always driving him around. She goes out of. Way to pick him up, even though his car works, just pine bailed Our plans pays for literally every thing his bar tabs groceries parking tickets. Ivan checked her Benbow and there's nothing from him, bitch you're on your ship, I've only been her place for less than a week and she's hung out with him more than I have with her, even though I'm leaving in a couple days, I dont know if it's my place.
Even bring this up or how I should, since I've literally been the third wheel. Oh hello friend, before Hager this is tough, I mean I mean any time. If I've learned anything about friends and getting involved with boyfriends and guys I I think that it's better to stay out of it again. No. I don't know you didn't clarify. If this is like your best best friend, I think that you can bring it up once and maybe usually I would do it- may be in a joking way. It also depends like what kind of girl this is, but you could be like do. Does he ever paid anything like holy shit. You're little use, sugar, Mamma and kind of good joke about it, but I have also legal little job and see her reaction. If she's, I know, but the dick is just so good. I don't give a fuck a good, and it's like, is she fuckin know and that's her decision she's an adult, but if she gets defend
serve and is like what the fuck are. You talking about, Lik Relax stay out of my business. Then I think you need to leave it. When girls are whip guys, especially in the early stages, if their super hyper focus on that relationship in their like all the fuck in it, sometimes, no matter what you say, it literally will go in one year and out the other of your friend, because they are literally mesmerized by the fucking Dick. It's just the thing mesmerized by the Dick and your fucking mouth is not a dick select she's, not the heating listening to use. We are the dick is the goal and you're just on the fuckin side, so sometimes as much as it sucks chill out and way and shall hopefully come to our senses by can you get it sucks? It's like what the fuck. Where are you? Why are you not around? It's like I lost my friend but trust me. I get it fucking sacks, but some it's worth to get involved. Could then you become the enemy as opposed to just waiting it out and letting her come to her senses, high father? How Texting is too much texting. I've been talking.
This guy for a month and we haven't hung out in person. Yet we plan to in a couple weeks from now. Sure how much to text Emory, not taxed em and how much time should I give him between tax disguises good morning and good night tax and I'm pretty sure he's down to fuck, but I dont want to see, You clinging I use is an amazing question. I think I need way more details, obviously to get into detail for each specific situation, but this is my favorite technique. If your credit into a new guy. I think it's really or new girl. I think, is really important that you space it out and you have very sporadic texting. I have through many trial, runs with human beings. Okay, and I think the boy thing is everybody loves. You had that one person that you gotta texting body and you guys go crazy, you're back and forth you're in it too, when it s like addicting in your like wholly, should this person is so fond attacks, but regardless of that connection like I've? Had it with guys wear, I'm so compatible eventually, there's an end date on that. Eventually, you almost over talk too much share and then a kind of
doubt oh, my favorite thing to do is right off the bat. I pick a very spaced out balance and what I mean by that is like you have to be careful to overdo it, but to also confuse them the young ass. It is, I think, good to disappear, sometimes for like a whole day and then slide and later that night and have a pretty detailed fun, be conversation, but then what I usually do, as I will did by having him send like whatever text he's gonna send and I won't answer him pretend you fell asleep. Then it's in core is taxed him the next day, but what goal is, is you should be sporadic enough and entertaining enough in those spurts of conversations that he doubled text you the net stay being like hey, what's up like one It's at one o clock two o clock. Any citizen heard from you, hopefully that, whereas this bitch I wanna talk to her and then answer right away when he text you, I dont think that you should be waiting like ours, to answer if you're out your phone answer, but just because
she's about, like the big chunk conversations space them out. And go Emma sometimes, and sometimes I think it's good like leave them on red, not in a petty way, but just go like others, nothing to say too that all text you later kind of thing, if I senator that doesn't warrant a response? I have a lot of respect for guide orders like led me on red car gets my vagina feeling some tat boy way guys. I think I think that Get for this week. Make sure you guys go. Follow me on social media on call her daddy, Instagram and Twitter, and then also my personal Alexandra Cooper. Also, if you guys want to make sure you go, follow Lauren who's on today, at. Huh
makes you guys go fall. Warren her instagram is Laren allay our e n, the number for life. Oh, why gee I don't want. You can have a conversation with her about that. I actually retract ever That was just had on the pod cats. Why? The fuck is that her Instagram Hill love, you guys so much. I will see you fuckers next.
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