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probably was already happening before you took your first sip just an anticipation, lawyers and good news. Congress avoided. The dazzling, yeah big NEWS, Congress avoided the debt ceiling. How did Do that every day, how do they make this accomplishment. By failing as right or giving credit for creating a an artificial rule that they then violin and then another rule this out. It's ok to violate the artificial rule that they made and then did fall. So by another rule to say, was a really okay to violate. artificial rules that never out purpose before and Congratulations Congress. You know for a while there I was thinking you were told, completely worthless

now that I realise that you ve, created a rule that you got rid of well, there's progress, creating rules and ignoring them good job, job. What is the biggest news on Fox NEWS every Saturday morning? Anybody everybody, what we'll take a huge part of the real state on the Fox NEWS website every Saturday. Do you now same thing every Saturday News about what Bill Mars and on Friday night Delmore somebody got it why. Why is it The bill MAR is like the biggest news every Saturday. Now the reason Of course, his ease he's doing the man by his dog thing. I shall every day now Basically is identified more with the left of the country and he's

besides in the left now quite reasonably quite reasonably- is criticising. But be a reasonable critic of your own team makes national lose his The only person doing it It's like you, single handedly, tried to save the democratic. Nor doubtlessly is like. You know there are some elections coming right, just jacket. Anybody Democrats left. here you're all this is my billboard impression without doing repression You are all aware that there will be maybe consequences for the way things are working out so far about that border. Do you think you're gonna win an election. Just the way things are, you didn't say those words I'm making about up but is pointing out the obvious. How the hell do you expect to win an election

you're doing all of this stuff, we'll see Ruby, calls him the airlock with a democratic party Sonny. our age, so you sounded the alarm about the border crisis and obviously that's gonna, be a big problem for the Democrats. Well in the least surprising news category that should be my news. I knew category least uprising news. Now this is different from perpetual news. Perpetual news would be like Pope denounces violence, perpetual news or It looks like you, ll, be wearing your masks longer than we hoped perpetual news or it looks like they're not gonna make a deal on the three point: five trillion dollar infrastructure bill again.

Perpetual moves, but the other category is predictable news. things are, you knew we're gonna happen, you're waiting for it turns out that the new George Floyd statue in New York City. The George Floyd statue was defaced, anybody see they're coming anybody, yeah everybody they basic We created an object. There will almost certainly cause more racial division want it. You are obviously there's no similarity between a Civil law, civil war statue and aid George Floyd statute right completely different, so not comparing joint flights that you too of a war statue never do that. But They do have one thing in common, just one thing which they make,

she'll division. Worse, am I wrong because things are getting it to face the lot by not nice people I feel like it, was a step in the wrong direction, but we'll find out. Did you know that the sentinel coming into this country? not just from China, for providing the precursors to the mexican cartels but specifically for move on. Oh yeah, well on the home of pretence Finally, the source of the crown virus. We think. but also the main source of the sentinel. This coming into the United States killing. Oh, I dunno seventy five, eighty thousand people a year that might be the total at the sentinel portion, but it's a big number now when I hear news like this: am I wrong

I'm sorry. I got a bad feeling about rule on, I don't know just a feeling riches. says to send you a video on Twitter about China, developing race based biological weapons, using precision method. Well. I'm not sure I want to say that out loud, because I've been seeing the article seven of the credibility of it. Yet I I'll be taking a look at that so check your twitter feed so Did you do the case of Jacob, like he was a black man shot by police and reportedly unarmed remember during the Administration seem like, away way too many one would be too many.

wait you many black people being shot by police on armed and so is a loose reported by Jake Dapper on CNN and Washington Post. It was an unarmed black man, and today we find out that the police officer who shot and won't be charged. What how could you possibly not charge the police officer who shot an unarmed black man answer? He was armed sorry, that's the answer. He was never on armed. He was armed with a knife and turn threatened Lily towards the place after having had your previous scuffles deal, just with a menace of the police officer is not jars because it was self defense now, as others will point out.

The news got out what the far before the correction many people will see the correction. versus how many people saw the favours not even close right. The correction never guess attention relative to the original store. So why is it that during the binding administration, Or are now seeing this huge uptake and police officers shooting black people were unarmed, did it just stop, stop avenue now the trumpets and president, these two said I will just stop shooting unarmed people now whether fewer plays, but not that much fear. yeah. I've got a feeling that everything from the black lives matter protest to anti refer to the police

things were always a based on real things in many cases, but I think the media dedicate quaint the job on the public, their didn't they quite the job. Propaganda was fascinated by this sort. The Nobel Prize stories about the winners As raining reading an article about how some people found out they want and the people have all kinds of different reactions to winning the Nobel Prize but I'll tell you if I were The winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature, the one you think baby has the most subject: avenant subjectivity, I suppose all this science ones in chemistry. science have a lot of subjectively to, but If you want the literature prize. Is that really mean if you

when one of the scientific oriented ones or the economics oriented prizes Given the peace prize, you ve done something this probably pretty important, very important, but one get the Nobel Prize in literature. Do you think that's a Nobel Committee read all the books at year or your previous years, this is not just for that year did then welcome any read all the books, all the books or produced. They know even want things to look at two, given the noble I would argue that the Nobel Prize for literature is just worthless, just completely worthless, like the Pulitzer Prize. Do you have the Pulitzer prizes decided? There's a committee, a people, people that and publishers submit

work, so as only the it's only the worthless submitted rice was not all books. You after you submit it that narrow, Down to a small set and then the the people of any Red Green, some of those books, and then they say all yours. The best one is the best one. how valuable is that if you're, the winner of that prize, I mean. Certainly if I won the Nobel Prize for literature, I'd be bragging quite a bit, but really Is it isn't really that much of an not really the chemistry we economics absolutely quite alone, a literature so. not too impressed with that, and then here's the really insulting one can somebody to effect check on us.

Am I wrong that those big complaints about diversity, because to be white men willing to monitor these prizes, but the price The Nobel Prize for literature does that not no to an african man, a black man from Africa? I think right? I just don't you feel about that. how would you feel if you were the tanzanian that he was from ten How would you feel if you won the Nobel Prize in the context of everybody, say you now we need to spread these ramble, the better. We need to make sure we read some diversity in here. So how can we add a little diversity but Nobel Prize and literature about that, one, because a subjective we'll just find five min african man given,

rise. Now, I'm not saying that he didn't write a terrific book. Don't get me wrong, so nothing! Nothing here should be interpreted as the A who won. That prize is anything but a brilliant writer who probably deserves all kinds of recognition. But the point is you're gonna, given that to a lot of different people. there are probably where some decent books I got written in the last ten years right. So I feel, like I d, Almost a little bit insulted, but a privately publicly I'd be brag of my brains out, but privately little been insulted. Let me give you an example of all here. Can you for a second

of my microphones and be right back? I want to make a little point in need of his late. This will take me. Sarge per year, microphones, when people are watching sorry about the tariff quota. This

is the robot award. So I won this and ninety ninety seven national cartoonist society is the Stanley, cartoonist of the year. This award goes to the top cartoonist of the whole year and a night no sound? I wanted. I thought to myself. I my my dream come true. Since I became a cartoonist, I said to myself there's no higher honour. This is likely Bill prize for cartoonists and finally, I wanted. You now honoured, I am to have this prize. Not is completely worthless for four years is all I wanted. whilst not all I wanted, I wanted other things, but here's. Why is worthless

a few years in a row, daughters, alluded Calvin Hobbs, often concerned the best comic ever he would win this award. And then the next period, when it again because he was still better than everybody what about the year after that? Well, he is still the best. So we have an award Word event: If all you do is give the same ward,. so the same top cartoonist. It would be the same people every year right and so, the organization that gives that changed the rules and setting equally when it once. You can only when it wants to do your career, the top bored. So we all get one Because you can only when it once and there are only yes I've to pick

Number there are only twenty top cartoonists twenty that are in that that upper realm, the ones you ve heard of how many of the top twenty you're gonna win the top award cartooning all every one of them, we're all gonna get one does now it's just a participation award so Likewise, I once met somebody. Who's wife was on the Pulitzer Prize Committee added, I talk to this gentleman, I wanted a Pulitzer prize, is I mean who wouldn't want that under permanent record of you want to pull a surprise? Until I found out how they give away the pool surprise, this is People read some books, there were some to say like this one? That's it that's! If a group of people who have no special qualifications, except that they were

books decided that on this little group, this one was a good one. It means nothing, it means absolutely nothing. I suppose it's good to be nominated, because I major released in the running for something, but now it does much so soon as you, when one of these words its comes amazingly, not important to you. Personally, other people are still in place. But once you, when one of these types of things, all the there are the prestige and the feeling of accomplishments of sorts dissolves, pretty quickly our here's something funny pearly, there's a unprecedented were semi unprecedented, cold snap. In the: where is it. It's happening somewhere in the northern climb anyway, so

See it at discovering this record kind of gold, snap. and how did they talk about a cold snap in the context of climate change? It's a little trick. You now because CNN and a lot of the media. I've been using this trick Antarctica. Thank you. It wasn't aunt articles. I think I will say. North By Antarctica is right, it was Antarctica that the record low- I think, that's right, but here the thing. You know how the media has covering the hurricanes and the other waves and the droughts. They always cover every event, as though its clear sign of climate change that hurricane that climate change heatwave there's your climate change, just gonna get worse.

twister's floods, climate change, damn climbed drought, climate change, damn climate change about the cold snap? How did they described? the cold snap do they say: oh here's, some evidence against climate change. No, they do not here they describe as they put it in context? They say. Is port to understand this is on CNN, important to understand whether is different from climate. ah, ah Now we hear that whether is different from climate, I guess that applies in this case. They go on well, there is what happens over shorter periods of time dazed months such. as the seventh day forecast. Thank you, I'm starting to understand this now climate as well, happens over, longer periods of time such as,

Several years or even entire generations, thank you for this context ceiling, one such example. They say is a cold snap, occult snap step. Which can happen. Do the sudden changes in atmospheric circulation not now climate change. Now, though, it's just this just like an exception, think and puts them correct me if I wrong, but wouldn't it be true that either all of these things are influenced by climate change or you're, not sure about anyone. I don't feel like you can pick and choose these weather events, these anecdotal things now I get. I do get that at this point It does seem like we're starting to see the signal, as they like to say the signal for climate change. Seems to be showing up a little bit in the storm activities- stuff, maybe not completely clear yet

Not too long ago, it just wasn't there, but now Billy some people are saying are starting to see it. I'm not quite convinced another. Not there. I'm just saying: I'm not sure the data is area. I see Tony Heller's named come up anybody who doesn't know that Tony Heller's completely debunked. You probably need to Google lead. Does if you're still following the tony ehler stuff here is a lot of fun. I followed him closely and dug down. Much as I could buy in the end is his criticisms to hold up, which is where Because let me say this about him: I suspect this some of his criticisms, Tony Heller. This is probably true. but in the totality of things he sort of would see we'll see what he wanted to see everywhere and then credibility kind fell away So that was awkward for CNN butter.

We agree with their point? I completely agree with the point that weather events are different from climate. Keep that street well in exciting news, luckier Lockheed Martin is delivered a flying laser weapon. neither is still sort of prototype. They got proven test here. What is the airborne? I energy laser and If light us an easy one. Thirty J now early we're just within a few years of putting it into the field, so it's sort of like go far. years, we're gonna flying lasers? What can you do with the laser in a military setting, Irene STAR Wars is here we better than are flying lasers? What could go?

I imagine, will be- should know a lot of drones with these flying lasers of other stuff. To give it up here five years to develop it and one more year to give it to the Taliban. That's does probably on the the actual plan from Lockheed Martin five years to develop one of to give it to tell them I've set this before, but the more we watch it. The more interesting is that using lot, so criticisms of Trump and the news? No surprise because is looking at a run for two? twenty four stole influencing politics. Of course we're talking about, but what's interesting is. That nearly all the criticisms now or about what

One or nearly all, of the trumpet criticisms about not policies that they ve up on criticising Yvonne policies. Why does I do not know and so have a policy so they have fine things that are sort of outside his job description. It's gonna be all about his taxes, whatever funding Joe things may or may not at dawn. whether or not is business, You better than his private life is is what he says it is. In January sex which didn't have anything to do the job description per se or as policies. So the I'm seeing something that borders on desperation does just imagine that the entire media is not attacking him on this,

off of his job. I've been just just try to hold that you have all, the criticism that from got about his job, why on the office and the mob. He's out and you have a real thing to compare them to button, no more criticism of tromp on his job Now, I'm saying that he did everything you free that you you couldn't criticism, even I've criticized others job everybody's criticism for one thing or another, that's the job of president but watching the focus be completely outside the realm of politics. Well said politics, but outside the realm of his job. Description is really telling it's almost capitulation. It looks like media capitulation, I've kind of agreed that he had good policies. It just was stuff about him. Little like.

Here's your stay I guess a mental experiment. So now recommending this talk about an idea, but here we will hear me clearly no hear me clearly not clearly you you people stop making jokes about that kind of stuff fear. We clearly. When I say I'm not recommending, this is interesting to talk about Suppose the government said to you will give you three options and if used, by any one of these three you'll have something like a vaccine passport, even without the vaccine, and you'll have access to everything in society. What's your first choice

choices, that you have access to everything in society and the government stays out of your business right right. We don't have to. We don't have to disagree on that. First choice get rid of the mandates all on the same page. You don't need to tell me that, okay, all on the same page, but just as throw out an alternative. Suppose you can't get where you want. You want a have to settle for something in between. suppose govern said you can have full access to everything. If you're vaccinated- or if natural? Nearly these prove it oral throw in the you did a rapid test within within an hour's something though so, three things by August thrown a fourth thing. You can pay. A written test uncovered risks.

should have four ways to have full access to society testing, often some version of rapidly. Which business goes PCR but would get you pretty close I shall merely vaccinations or to pass a written test. Now. Here's. What most of you are thinking right now and put it in the comments, Scott, whose evaluating their test. Scott, who comes up with the questions Test Scott: your plan is totally impractical because of who makes up the test right. Everybody thinks that right all agree. It can never work because you never trust the people come up with a test. Ok, you're, all wrong. You're. All wrong! Watch me change your mind in ten seconds

Right, you're all worried that the subjectively, if who creates the test, is just gonna make it a garbage. Ten seconds are going to change your mind. The test only has to ask what does CDC claim, is true. You're, not the person what they think is true. You asked them. Are they aware what to say? they cease ancestor. Now I'm not talking about like exact numbers, but the attested gives you the general idea. For example, if I gave you multiple choice and said your risk of. Hospitals, Asian according to the CDC, according to the CDC. What does your risk of our civilization? If you get the, if you get the grown virus, That said, we would not be asking people to be correct. We would not. asked their opinion. We simply ask if there are aware of what the government is telling them if they say,

I am totally aware of what the government is telling them telling me, and I dont believe it or. Might be true, but I don't care, I still don't want to get it then you're, fine, then you're, fine, you just have to be enforced. I have often said that one of the best purposes of the government is that, when they do it right is to inform the public as opposed to forcing the public today, don't force us just make sure. were informed a simple little tested. It could be ten questions. It's can take you all day. Just ten questions, you pass the ten questions. You don't need to give active, that's it, Now? What do you think now that I took away your objection to who makes the test your only Europe?

we being tested are what the government says is true, not was true was true. Just what they say is true and other possible test took me fifty seconds where I got to the main Bordentown City says: loathing right, you don't need to believe all I'm saying. Seeing some people liking the idea I dont off as possible, because who would administrative and all that but remit Maybe you found out that there were so many people who thought the risk of the vaccination was completely out of and a whack for the actual risk, I think you would have a lot of Republicans and slew the quiz and get the right answers and say I don't want to give access.

I told you? I have a very smart friend who is complete we aware of all the risks- and chooses to just be natural. Basically, just not let science touch them as much as possible. That should be a free persons, choice person's choice, I agree with that, but it should be a free persons, joys. lobby, let me throw in another one another idea. Again, we all agree, I think most people

watching these lives dreams? Probably your drawn to him, because you have some agreement with me on some stuff. We don't like mandates, but if you can't get rid of them might be some negotiation, you could do maybe here's another one drop the mandates, but also dropped the restriction on People like me trying to convince you about that one. So I I restrain myself because I don't think it would be ethical for me to try to persuade you to do a medical process. Will You say will drop all the mandates. Nobody asked to give accident, but here's the deal people like me would be unleashed. I don't think I would necessarily use that power is again on ethical, but I would imagine that there are other

all my wanna just unleash their persuasion power than you can do with it. What you want you can see it. You can avoid it, but you wouldn't have any restrictions zephyr without fair Be share to increase, increase the persuasion but get rid of the mandate. he says are already unleashed, I'm not so sure, I'm not so sure that they professionals have them. Maybe but, as I haven't seen anything that would look like professional work, you nothing. Nothing persuading you that looks like real consultants on persuasion were involved. It doesn't look like that looks like just information Takes the Santos approach and focus on people in the room, I risk let everybody else do what they want. Yeah I mean if you can get their that'd be great

Or about how about another one, there's another version of the same idea about. Imagine imagine this. This won't happen. So just imagine imagine Trump. Run for president? Maybe the vaccination question will be dead by them. Imagine just some politician Republican saying the following there when the public. Ninety percent of the public past. The cdc task will drop the mandates. so the random Paul you you wouldn't have to take it s, so you purse We would never have to take a test, whatever was while they were randomly sample and give people the test? You say. if ninety percent of people we randomly sample, pass the test you're all free. If ninety percent capacities at again-

it's not a test of was right or wrong. It's a test of just what the CDC thinks is right. Do you know it if you know it and you still choose to be vaccinated. The country has spoken about that. One. Who is doing the sampling? Why would we trust them? While you can just release a number of different polling entities, you could say, went back you do it Rasmussen, you do it get a couple of other people and if all three of them say we got a ninety two to ninety five percent. Correct rate does because laugh it doesn't have to be exact. The left would purposely get a wrong. I wouldn't worry too much about that

Is Dilber made in China was forced labour? Probably all the gotcha people don't understand why that's not really gotcha but unto board to explain that again. Yes, I by chinese products, Chinese made products- and there are some Dilber products manufactured in China. Yes, effect is not a gotcha that as a public fact and do I, like it, Nope like in law, is a practical to changed overnight nope, but changing gradually gradually make sense. I did you see the cobbler Tumblr Harris cringing video. How many of you sought calmly errors Video going round in which used into some. It looks like young girls, maybe high school or not sure what ages there, but.

Their involved in some kind of space camper, some space related programme too. And things and she's talking to them, and I would like to I give you my impression if you haven't seen it my impression of calmly Harris talking to young people in a totally natural way, which we all feel so comfortable with- I have explained her style as a cross between the Harry order a gull em all you know that although Harry Potter, but but in this case the gall Amazon M dna ecstasy and has inexplicably happy still the column, but weirdly optimistic. The golf Seems more like a pessimist, but he's taken some drugs and now is. After all, this is cobble errors,

I tell you some of her own words. I just love the idea of exploring John DOE to think to think about So much is out there. That's why I'm so! What's up what we're going to learn. So much I ve learned so much as we are. curious and interested in the potential for discoveries. You guys are literally going to see. craters creators on the moon with their own eyes,

We would erode eyes, you can see creators. And the other things we have. This figure now discovered and fascinating You'll find them all out and. See now I don't know if that's my best work, but I spent a solid five minutes working The impression- and I hope that my hard work is appreciated. why do people do live stream? Will they have prepared ACT for you now, although just jump right into a mummy? I prepare I'd like to give you the full experience

That explains why calmly errors you now seeing or so much in public, You like to be the geniuses were behind Biden, with the understanding that may become. Leirus would be that capable person who would take over if, if he failed, I feel like the spare tyres, gotta flat. If you know what I mean you not, I mean calmly our spare tire. Spare tyres low on air no enemy. I think you know me, you gotta spare tire problem: You might need a spare time for the spare tire. Oh, but at least the spare tire doesn't work you ve got Nancy below. It is fair to iron spare tyrant spare tyres, which is what you mean eyes, or anything else happening

The most exciting story turns out that there's a tick tock influence or somebody who's got a pretty big following on take that Whose name is tally? Milburgh s right, your last name is Dilber. Do I feel sorry for I'd like to apologize publicly to all the people? I think I think to people in there is it the Bahamas there someplace, where the last named Gilbert, is fairly common things, the bombs or somewhere that general part of the world, and I just feel bad for anybody who has sent me I feel like a ruined it. Don't you ever worry, there's somebody will ruin your name. I have a common name, so yeah. I saw my Google alerts, just a catch anything that somebody say about me and the media. I pick up a lot of

Scott Adams, news about people named Scott atoms. We're not me turns out a ton of us asked me being people. Names Atoms are police officers and lawyers there, just a ton of people with my name police officers and lawyers. I don't know what's going on with that. Maybe that's the only people were the news, so it's the sample is skewed, but. I worry that be somebody with my exact name, because there so many of us. I think there are four of me in this you're right where I live. I things are four or five Scott atoms and met a few ones black. He lives locally, so they're, just all kinds of Scott Adamses and oh Honduras. Thank you. Yes, Tele Dilbert. I believe she is Honduran your correct yeah, so honduran and us, but I also think the behalf

because of that last night, now they're so go with your let with your name, rice, bad checks on a regular basis, sucks somewhere. That'll, be some Scott Arms Desert like a horrible terrorist act or something we have to deal with, that. The rest of my life. I feel sorry also for the people of my name, who are not me. If you have my name and your me, you get some of the benefits being the Dilber. But imagine having my name but not getting the benefits that would suck. Is Dilber made in China with forced child labour? How would I know that the did I do a do? You think I did a factory check, so all the guy. People let leverage just classify you always Elliot's. You can go,

all day long because I'm stipulated, gotcha doesnt work when the person you're dodging stipulates that those are facts, their true. You don't need to Tell everybody because I told everybody You know alleyway add something added anything be useful, you're being completely useless. because if you want more people to know about this sum, Dilber products are made in China. I'll tell you don't have to tell auto I've told you many times so just take your gotcha NGO, whether what to rub it in

if a robber then, but it does bother me- I mean I'm already bothered by the fact that their products of associated with made in china- you can't bother me more than that. Do you think that you're public, shaming of me would bother me more than the fact that the products are made a giant. It was not even close, I'm immune to public shame but I really hate the fact that the country that killed my step kid I'm doing business, you care, Make me like this lesson. I like it If you think any rather shame, can make me hate the situation more. You don't understand. Where am I on this situation? Rubbing pain, relief, renewed.

Stop citing the contracts outside the contract I dont silently contracts with chinese companies, and nor would I you understand that right. I personally you're my entity, which is a cooperation. We don't say contracts which, on publishers, do and people do third party, Now I have a limited amount of power over them, but is certainly something I brought up and we'll be. Bringing up again is just the alternatives to exist. Is that alternatives they be using? The word. I'm in control of everything, but I'm not in control of that. The. absolutist here most

of the people who disagree with me fall into this category, a big absolutist in the sense that, People are still arguing that the vaccination doesn't work because it doesn't work all the time exactly the way we hoped it would what's wrong with you and we all know it doesn't do everything we wish that that doesn't make it. Nothing is still something only Sis deal in absolute, exactly yeah I saw the mansion face. Plant beatin shoe you. I didn't hear shimmers speech, but I was not ideal discussed Dave Chapelle did discuss him. Yesterday I think he is I'd like to watch the special

I saw a meme going round, accusing him of saying something: vile, not about the Trans folks, but another topic that looked like fake news, because there is no way that he said the things that the meme says he said just now: Why? So, if you see that I'm not going to tell you what the topic is, isn't so fake news yeah exactly somebody in the comments: soon it there's no way that he said that in the same context has been reported anyway, you have to see it myself would make that judgment. I probably watch it tonight. I think.

Saying vaccines that work is like saying there safe and effective. No, it isn't saying their effect is. Is this true they're just not a hundred percent of it well to the letter I will. I will bow to the audience and say that, according to the experts, their effective, if that's all, I got for now slow Newsday, and I will talk to you tomorrow and it will be amazing. on it, we'll be amazing. Oh Andrew Yang, starting the former party. I you know

I don't know what Andrew Yang hopes to accomplish, but what he might accomplishes taking a lot of votes away from Democrats. So that's probably all that's gonna end up happening and I will talk to you tomorrow.