My name's Jeff Gold Plum and I feel blank about being Cardinal Brien's friend. Well, I feel that may be truthful and I feel well to the extent that we're friends and I feel we have deemed connection, but I wish weeds more time together. I am available for your friendship. However time consuming, or sk any any aspect of it. We friends in the sense that we have in the way that we have on these shows seeing each other here in their use. Of course, I've jus and ninety four Nagel you into being part of that show that model movie that I did. You were so sweet to do that and then went out, we did it. We did it. We were there at the voice at some voiceover we're doing. It was one of your things. Yes, yes, yes, so, and then I think we are

I can have a date with. You are just ran into you at the Soho how's that was lovely and I've always said. Let's than we have exchanged information never availed ourselves out. I've always said. Yes, let's come over to my house and let's do many things. I do all all men things so I I love being your friend. However, it does or doesn't pan out, but I tell you again, I'm available for the deep closest and was time consuming kind of friendship.

If everyone else's answered with one word phone back to work and the firms pay, your listening to Colonel Brian needs, a friend podcast that I have invented for the sole purpose, of forcing people to be friends with me. And so far it's kind of working. That's what I like about it, and also I've thoroughly enjoy talking to everyone that I've had a chance to interview so far. But I will say this: I believe deep down in my heart that the podcast was probably invented so that I could talk with Mr Jeff GO bloom in an intimate forum.

He is of all the people. I've interviewed in twenty five years in television here This is the most unique dial wave expressing himself mannerisms and I've I've gotta get him into a very small podcast room, just let the sensuality boss, the walls. Here too things from getting two out of hand. Are My reminders Coralie Matt Matthew, you're like amateur a second going to a catholic school and you're a what in his fifty five year old, matron, his watching me dance and I get too close to Jeff problem. You gonna slap me with her the rule area I may just, but Canada into it, though, is that kind of guy you sauna? Yes Jeff go blow. You got to admit. He's up he's a delight at deal lights. Yes, I'm in

Well! No! This is on board. This is my date. So, anyway, what what'd. You guys are just here to watch for little bit and then take a break in Jeff global. Why will go get some top ass? You think this, date I in my mind I do my wife understands where she will my teller based gentleman Jeff problem. I did what I didn't tell me. That was the thing when you say I know it s a little, that's good what you did Jeff Jeff Jeff. That is so you extent isn't went on age as rather it was a lovely that was lovely. I dont believe that you are available for any amount of time. You have two young children that's it when you say I don't care how time consuming

at some point. I might say college your views. You know how many times you ve called me today and no I can I wish I could have just bring the kids to bed. I don't imagine that'll happen, though, but in between that and now feel free to call on me for any old thing. If you'd said yesterday, I watched the Superbowl yesterday kind of by myself, always true. All the kids were there in my wife than a couple her friends came over that was about. It was present on its coping with your family, that's not by yourself. Well, that's true! That's true and a couple of other people, but it wasn't like apart so is almost a party, but not a party or you would have been served. You Eddie any kind of chips. You wanted You want to come over and liked to hurt your play by play. There was a dreary affair. Really the kids lost interest early on we're running around like maniacs than just gonna collapsing. The other people who were not so interested and I was watching at and whose

very few hours, I'm a Pittsburgh Steeler fan and I didn't want the patriots to win. Sorry, sorry tell your listeners who might feel otherwise anyway, and I was just going to we about anything. But if you'd been there is my point: oh boy will see a thing You and I do have a connection issues when you on my show over the years. This is the reason I really wanted on the pike. Yes, I have connection with its unlike Michael with any one else I dont often your stand it, but you are feline your Europe. Her. Almost you, yes exactly and you you come out we're both very tall. Same height, exact varies. I think we are the same height. I mean I'd. I yes, oh, very good, did? You come out and we start its mind meld and

I often often when our interviews over I dont know what it is. We ve said I dont know if we said anything of consequence, but people always say. Oh, my god, that was entertaining very often don't know what happened to you now what's happening when you come out. No just now, when I we just finished another absurd, I enjoyed very much. But yet, when I came back, I went she's. What did I? What did we about, I did so. I said that out loud. I think I said Joe what shouted guess at one point: you started up, you point my shoes and you just heard talk about shoes and then, and you kept making those little noise is the way you do. And you kept making those little noise is the way you do. I called them. Micro organisms and then on the show. You said something like that, and I said not so micro arrive there all overwhelmingly powerful how they are always your are you know it s, a single, intolerable skipping, stone it merely old, Andy River, adding and they'd skip those it's like it

Estonia. Multiple, yes, ecstasies skipping along the surface of the water as well. In your hearing, the description of Jeff Goblin describing his orgasms multiple orgasms, fragment the fragmented skip and hop in one one orgasm exploding into another. Exactly so can take. Somebody said. Is this true that your orgasm is some resembles. The way you sneeze and I am one of those multiple sneakers speaking of which I must cereal a to achieve a to choose? How may was nice analysis sense frightening for your partner. You know it s really. Does it sounds like they don't know what happening at would be frightening. You'll, be when is this quake over you know. Maybe so many aftershocks, a short those liver she rising rosier, you can we test MAC orally and sooner that he is mining. He is, he is rising Jeff talking cases does, is pie cast, but he's

undulating, slowly from side to side like a cobra as we as we were talking involuntarily MIKE, I started to rotate micro. I've never seen anyone gyrate vertically. Yes, your yes up still got. My field never goes feller change in its way about your cleaving. Like I love it because I understand. Ok, I'm gonna. Take you through my history, Jeff problem when I was a kid and I live television show came on, tv- and I mention this to Jeff before, but the show came on television that was much better than any show. I had seen on TV It was called ten speed and brown share and It was stirring a brand new actor. I never seen before. Jeff go bloom and

alongside worried and marine, and it was a great show and you were fantastic- and I was I don't know how I bought out was sixteen was seventeen and eighteen eighty, I fear nineteen eighty, I would have been seven to sixteen seventeen years old when I came out- and I was blown away- by the show, and by this guy Jeff call. I just thought he's hilarious and sure enough. He starts showing up in movies, and then you, the fly, and I thought this movie scary, but this the guy playing Randall, Dr Grant says is, I believe he's real and I really like him and his funny and he's, but he's heap he's frightening. The transformation to someone frightening is real and idle empathy, and I this is one of the best horror movies, I've seen that would be came out. I thought this is one of the best whore.

Because they ve made in the last twenty years, and I thought, was really you died. I really just believe you know yes, great Caston and direction and scrap but I really thought that was you and I just I love you and things. I think and I'm saying that, because I have noticed that when you show up, and saw a rag in Iraq, steel, the shell. You just it's a delight when you're you're her character when you shut up in the in the first, During the Jurassic Park, chests delightful and over and over and over again, you ve managed to get this party herself out there on the screen, because you are a part of you. You are an imp, your impish, your impish, your very summary for Joy and Jurassic too, when under the sector as well as I read a review, and somebody said yes, Mr Goebbels, this looks like a giant nome.

Shouldn't. Read those things even when they compliment you, it's never get sooner. Do I read things, never Ethan if someone says it incorporates an incredibly nice thing about me, everyone says we stand at thirty five times it's only nice superlatives, unlike ok, just put then draw our now read that I remain lancet, are true. That's why you get a knock these days, because there's so much opinion aiding going on inside. It must be so horrible things all the time and sago. Ok, I just can a red below. Am I really don't comments on the internet, so you're gonna get can avoid. You start to learn how to avoid things. Do you, although a producer, I did a play once and I got a boy's relations which play. Should I say, because I'm gonna go on to tell us your boy. You're still, a wound is still an open wounds were seen. You in

Maybe I may reveal it at the end of the story, see if you think I can or I'm gonna said the brake have a breakdown if I do, but the reviews were poor for me, poor poor back add bad reviews, and then the producer of the theatre company famous, Produce said I'll. Kick it come on in to cheer me up, I think a day or two after it open and said You know you're a wonderful actor, and this is what I appreciate you about you and I read something I heard it was good. I heard we got a good review because they were generally bad for the whole showed I heard we got a good revision, so Salazar either you're my assistant, Doodle Lady Babangida, my sonorous us bring review in and I'm gonna Jeff, I guy he needs Sunday cheer him up and he started to read it before and he said well. This was good in contrast to what other people say,

This is a show, is fine and dandy. It's good good, except for MR gone, An actor I used to admire goes all never mind, never mind and all that trouble he went all that trouble didn't realize it was going to be another blow and said well and then ended the interview to shortly after he said. Well, what can I do a job here and he had a lot of Bric, a Brac on his desk at the kind of cinema would you like to take something you want to give me a present. He said here. If you like, Bert and Ernie, take this little visit. I need to take this with you. A little rubber of your exchange reading you, a fad review, must still it was horrible and imagining when you walk around people are very excited to see you and they have good feelings towards you just in case it everybody, but have also been in air of Euro lifestyle, for many many years, Europe, single man on the prow.

And always will probably I will tell you- were he enjoyed my single you did enjoy your single. I read you didn't you had a good time, not decline date site, like dates. Somebody say like tat. Horrible days like them. Why would you lad? I would you like about dates, new new new investigation and possibility and potential, and You know how God I know that part now. Would you it's all? I would imagine. I always thought when I was. A young man and I would go on a date trolleys

is it you have to deal with such issues. You now I'm ready money. My car's terrible. I remember going to a restaurant thing. He might be able to afford this all those problems, but then your Jeff GO bloom and your single and you're famous and people like you and you ve got it credible clothes and you walk into a rest. Right this way, Mr Goebbels, right this way, and you with this beautiful woman that must make a date a very nice experience. Well, yeah, I mean I've been with my sweet sweet, now for seven years, I hardly You don't remember those times. Do you remember that time has now become a blur, but because I found most of it Yes, I have found this of all of your dates. I'd like to sit with you for a week or two after all, that for parliament and would take for months yeah S, nice. Well, you know I'm sure I benefited from zero sum

being able to get a leg up on the situation is so to speak, so to speak, one thing or another but of course. As we know, none of those things really make a happy life. We situation or happy connection with you in somebody else. That's very finally, personal and nothing that can be affected by money or the trappings of any any old thing you ve, taken to this whole enterprise at a duck to water. Yes, I have I have what she's spectacular, she's, great she's absolutely grade. Isn't she and these kids? I thank goodness

so far scourge more miraculous, you can always get out if they, the kids, don't wanna great. You can just walk away this very low, though there is very little emotional scarring swept away from which will you have of course lies when you talk about my life. That way the way you said my wife's name, because you have well no, I, for I hardly know your wife, but I'm sure Sure sure I was Sir, I will I will thrash. You have a fresh you about the head and shoulders with the cudgel enjoy them. You know somebody for four. You everything's essential experiences is what it goes much of globalism. Everything is essential experience you know like here apply this it's time to Put his dry wall of you, gonna put his dry up. We gotta get this

DR wise, I enjoy find the studs getting joblessness. God we going to allow the line, as we know, between pleasure and pain, is sometimes piracy in less madness. That has been done. But I was so interested in you, as I still am because you ve got. Of course you through your truly kids, I went to exchange all manner of notes now play dates. Kind of things. I'd like to see you with your kids, were, I am I'm a fun get well, you can attest son, I'm I'm a goofy dad you're. Very I'm just goofy person in general, and I think you were very goofy free in front of your kid. Yes, lengthy play the fool that may seem over it. Sometimes, yes, survey like America, We re all, but I realized I myself being it, but now that I'm a dead that idea.

A joke stir I liked to make joint like to laugh. They make me laugh and I like to make them laugh and I'm always joking Emily's going energy kind of lays down. The law has to that's how it got nobody that constructive guard rails and this, and sometimes she gets critical of me in fact, You know I'm intrusion, I knew you know, come on you going to help this along or you just going to make jokes. You know to which I'm sensitive you get sensitive to that. If she asked criticizes you? I know? Yes, I'm I'm sensitive, all Christian, but especially from your spouse. I know and will end you know. Occasionally, if my wife fantastic, but if she, if I'm clarification- she's, an watch, the show, but she does us into the pot cast, but I love, I love her dearly and she's a terrific mom best man ever but occasionally shall say: oh you maybe could have helped out more in that situation. Reek of demonstrating that and I feel like. Oh I'm, a wounded bear at that point. I am with you. It took its horrible

just this morning. What happened just this morning started kind of fumigate inside myself and genoa and the time is right for you and I filmed fumigated fumigate would have, and I was clean, God myself, fumigating azalea, tragically myself, but I was viewed fuming yeah. Sorry, I tried to make new use of the word again. I gotta fulminating in that area, something I got formatting I was marinating in my own juices, some kind of dark dark. Oh you, but my sanity vanity she's great she's like to talk about a duck. Not taking the water but a duck when they have, I run in there their wings and they and they don't by them anymore. They carry a grudge or hold anything. Everything is of the moment.

I need to be more like that myself and I am get she's only carried out. I believe it is. I believe that in those moments when we have as interacts with their wives, we're making them our moms and we are feeling scolded my mom, and its ah yes, I really think that that is true. And you would you have to do- is the work in your mind. Sayings is, My mom, not my mother's lean on nine mother, isn't nineteen seventy one Don't turn her into that? That's not fair to her! I'm sure! That's true, I'm sure. That's true, you, have a therapist because I could be a therapist. Well, you know You know this may be sino, not Amelia laughs, but I, my therapy, two Gary shambling connect May to she was. Is there was an irish paths for handling became my fair burden. She was wonderful, Lou Catchment, an agenda, but I did

the course nevertheless decade. I would just see as needed once a year from gettin endure out of our relationship right. I've had some some problem and then, Emily feet. Couple years into our relationship said dumb. She wouldn't it be lovely. If we had a baby with, they will have to think about that. Wasn't a strategic Brock, pudding or untrustworthy at all? And I said, while this is serious Ike, I'm so serious about, you is so delightful that I should the concern is now: let's go into sea Lou. She hadn't redwood, Luke Hats, and we did. It sounds like an agent. I know forties eighteen run very low. Catherine S got the wrong guy. Little cats means my agent, you hear from him. Well, she was Luanda cats fringes, southern lady who married you, know the cats run, that's how you became Katzman anyway. She was very good and over the course of that next year we excavated all my fears, considerations about it and after a year when I said yeah, this could be impeached

get married and have a baby and then she having never done before. I know you can do this too. Got herself able officiated the wedding. Yes, so did she officiated our wedding. She was wonderful when she died a clog a few months ago, a year that that's ok, but why I bring oh, so I need a new fair. Yes, this is. This is a fertile time. You know feel as self reliant? and has ever you know I'm, but I always enjoyed therapy. I found it, to be a real, great, fruitful bound to chew on farm, not mixing. My metaphor issue is, as his rival thought, you should know even fruitful, there's no bones in fruit and is now fruit covered bone. Yet another way of saying. Yes, that's right! Accept these there,

no, no no bones in Verona around the room is backing out slowly back, that's just as it was bad. This is such a fertile time. Yes, all the other, the maternal connections that might be there, potentially with your wife and although some new sensitivities and new passions and new seeds mortality thoughts, and that this is a fertile time I with somebody smart, I oughta yeah. Well, I can help you in that area. If you want, I could be your therapist, where I could recommend a therapist either both I'd, I think both would be going to amend, recommending I am, I think I have good so now I give good I don't I you do but you're not like a licence. Therapists mean that what are you talking about how can it be I'll? Just say that sounds interesting

you feel about it? Ok, well, our times up, no easy matter. I M have echoed by and I've never had a problem showing a therapist, absolutely everything and being entirely truthful. Even with you I'd be tell him that I dont know repels too There is a different thing: bout don't tell me the name of the place you ve been in your cagey urine when cagey minks. Let's take a quick break, very quick break. So that I can now do some adds a cash cow, now it's time for very special edition of Colored, o Brien pays off the mortgage on his beach house. Let me explain: quit you have. My voice sounds any different. I am in the airport in Stranger Sidney, Australia right now, I just finished a week of sugar. Episode here for Netflix. I also did a live show in which I made The way the mistake,

of singing ass, loud ass. I could wildly guitar, the OECD, see song. You shook me all night long in front of two thousand mystified. Australians, though, it. Unseen saw my voice was completely gone, so now I sound like a little bit like the the great singer, Lou Rawls. Look, my kids I'm here with Andrew blared thanks, Erin blared yeah call. You call me Andrew. Oh, my god. I know you forever and I turn that's how jet lag Diane eighteen years. Ok, I'm here with Simon Blarney, does a great job, we're back sitting here with wonderful product, chaff, call below I'm. Whenever I'm with you. I find myself looking at what you're wearing what you ve. You got a great watch on. Like your ring, you had a pin

he rang, for why did you commit twittered? You get panicked, cares what happened. You know I I dream dwell in this in this cycle with Andrew Avatar one night, the he's your stylus he's my styles of a pink Europe and I liked it and I'd be wearing. It now accept tactfully playing yeah. No, I just going around its it. Rather be naked on my hands and everywhere You know what we make it all the time. For that matter. I put you very comfortable, you're naked body. Well, I wouldn't strip right now. You know I went. No one was asking you to. I might pass a note of that but I wouldn't ask you buy I get there. That you're someone who has little sumac inhibited person, I think you would walk around Take it at home were hurrying back. You should see the kids before they get the idea that the naked this is somehow so interesting significant at all, they sure like to be. Naked

the kids, you watch you get to watch the human being, I'd never been around kids before, but you get to watch. When being in their unspoiled fools Offs and its wild isn't too negative is certainly one of them comfort with our bodies on self conscious, MRS part of their of course, and speaking of which sexuality to arises: is a man Browse ability, all sorts of things companies these boys swell

and always playing with it, as, moreover, I came into this, I did that Red Nose day. You know we Richard Curtis, you know and they give you at the end of that thing. If you want a couple of Romania was his red nose. You and your well he done before, but I assure enough he had done while I came and he was naked. I came in the room, it was only gets shyly, Charlie airline. How I said I got. You gave me the red, no, no energy, kurdish, three, now you're, all that's good. Using we're Richard Curtis was not making my house, although he's a redhead, do what does that mean? Look out of sorts not at all, but, unlike in one of the foremost redheads, the cosmos and I think, the last year, because we re most anyway, any areas red nose on his penis. What's your son put it on his penis, he did and he was just have the best time cause he's funny and he likes to make jokes. I may given me an infected and with my job making, you know suborn, and speaking of which he had the red nose on his penis and you know

walking around yeah. It was quite a site, but he likes it. You know they why they I bet they Pincher, you all kind of English and I get they get erect. They get a rectal, as you know, I'm sure it's often and they do and we try not to make any big deal about it either out. Will you put to shame them I don't think really that's what I o K. But no such values and sex was not spoken about my home made. Probably not your homey. The wires had a weird, surely and Harold with the parents, surely had a particularly She would wish you would vacuum the house naked. What Europe your mom, would it you go around vacuum cleaner, somehow naked. Yes, she thought I thank our general Credo was the human body. As you know, in the new freedoms, this is in the new freedoms era. I find it Andy, I'm part of youth culture should we want to be left out anything anyway. She was, but she also was given to a complicated

Probably realized sexuality, I'm just guess. Just as we already well maybe so Maybe so, anyway should go around. So these are your mom vacuuming knew them. You have had an influence, was all Philip Wrath novel to be honest with you go into it, but there is probably a lot of complication to be excavated at a later date. Nine with approach. Which I ve done some with professionals. Yet we should continue to do it and energy near when you do. I love your invited. You have a pseudo, let me said in on a therapy session. Or do you feel? I wouldn't repeat anything. You trust me, don't you well with the microphone than we are at Yes, I have another story. I just love to hear it

sounds like a horse to. I can't possibly tell this line of interaction, but don't they lay awake at least ask a couple of questions in you: can it does it involve your child, her maybe later years, my I told her. I did this story that you can't tell these involve your childhood or a little later on now we're going to my adolescent found in you. You ve learned your powers. Increase s ears, yours! while he? U blossomed, I use o king of awesome. It is a key bus him like a fruit in its food with a bone. The Mona this time without the boy among their moved, the matter of us. They're gonna come where's. My don't drag me into this weekend. Don't if I, where we live in a worn, warn the neighbours. You

You said you much no no alarm under my sweater yeah. I think we're all feeling warm. You know, I think there are other people in the room if it were just to us, it would be somehow a more exciting thee. Scarier as it that we have mixed companies too, because sooner I wanted you to know just where is your our right? This is great, I know what's happening, but I'm enjoying it. It's very hold more erotic. Yeah, but I don't want you to her Both moaning, allied with us I have to say I have always had I I you know I m be completely open. I've always had just this. This affection for Jeff problem. It it passes. Aren't you like us also this tactile like when I see him I like to give my hug and shit his hand and he makes these very pleasing sounds and so yeah include the attraction if it is

sexuality. Is this is a scale? We all know that in it's a spectrum, man, isn't it Certainly I mean this is first time I've met you and I am bewitched. He is true, as you are one charming son of a red. You know the theme song on before bewitched be waiting. Is that it doesn't. I know that I had an idea in my right now that one of the barbarous none- and I know you be waged- does heavily yet now you think of the moon not used to yeah. She come in on the room. You which view which did did did today S data, they pay Taylor bad bad bad. At at at at at your Josie, you could have played one of the if they were looking for another. You note, Dickie, spend. You know they went through a dick replacement. There is degrading to creepy thing on that show, which is the excited to New York. Dick York had to leave the show because of a bad,

injury. I do know that and he was ill get to leave the show and he was replaced by sergeant and they never said anything. I was right that scary in sitcoms, when they do that in every one actually gets the same person. I know I know Her observation, I need pledge, as you very shit about jazz. You made this album, which is incredible, really musician, ship and but what's what's intra thing is. It is no coincidence to me that you, like jazz think when you speak its jazz united, its alleged very you, speak very musically and you bring things happen. Occur to you and you follow them where they're going and then you dip back and you find it do it's got a rhythm it doesn't make any sense at all sure does yeah. I was always naturally just so excited about jazz, rhythmical things, indifferent, harmonic things and improvisation, particularly nice data. Sandford Meissner, whose cornerstone of his technique is so this particular

the and even though I like to do scripted material, do under David mammoth player. In my mind, Mcdonough play in that As you know it be exactly on words or Wes Anderson Movie, who doesn't want you to replace and with the knife etc. You find a kind of freedom and interesting new once within that. That's a very beautiful creative experience, but do enjoy doing portal. And here are for regular. I go on which we improve. Hizbollah night, like improvisation, I like and, as you know, these talk shows which interests me terrifically as early on. I would go on to talk shown and, in short, ovum adopt the cliche unconventional posture that oh I like the work to speak. Self. What am I doing on this shore? That really because I was frightened that occurred to me and the end, but I came to see it as an opportunity for something that I enjoy doing and something that could be very

special little improvisation with somebody who's top notch added. You know play ostensibly yourself, but in a shop way. What's gonna, I love everything about it and I think it see if there's, if you're in an environment, we feel safe, were you know that now we can, disco. We can let this, let's see what happens when a guy who care today when I was on the show, you know to Rachel, whom I really enjoyed when he she's gonna sing segment producing said: well, we talk for a little bit in Ireland on the telephone, and now I've got some questions that you may ask you I said it's a surprise me and caution said well know here that you better get ready for this. That is it ok. Well, that's that's the best anyway, so I really didn't know anything that was going to occur when we're done that's my kind of favorites You're saying TAT, it was a cry for help. It was my arrival. I listened, we die. I think we should go out to dinner now. Here's what I asked,

it's a deal. Is it just you and I do we get the wives involved, I think we should do all you know all variations of, and we should do yes, you and I, then we should get the wise velvet media you and I just first okey dokey. You know it's because the lie in our lives. They can in the way of life. So maybe I just you and I are guy- would it be an italian restaurant mechanic casino tongue? Well wicked vague cheese? I dont know what god I love food and I love all different commander of ambience. What would you What? What? What do you imagine? I see you in a very stylish restaurant. I think it would be important that it be a kind of cool look. You know think they know I'm guessing it shouldn't be stuffy. I don't see you go into a stunt like something like find food, dining room like MASH, right, leg, language, Irrational Pittsburgh guy you might like that. Tebow's stake, ribs like us,

I go for the leaner cuts of meet these days. I, like a nice filet, cheat filet here or there but I would do anything, but I, like you know I did this little thing with Jonathan galled before he passed away speaking well yeah, who was wonderful, do no ambiguity that coronary city of gold, guess that makes you appreciate LOS Angeles and a whole different way through failure, as he's really, he was bringing these brilliant. He said you know he made me think that hey this is a good place to raise kids, you can, if you drive around and do the and exposed to do the right things. This is a place of diversity and cultural interests and food wise. You go to these little many malls that I used to think. I believe ugly town, you know, but not enough, You can appreciate that indigenous family authentic offer they have, and so we could go to a jet lotta, we could go to you know this type place that was on his list. I have yet to go down the hundred his life

hundred of the list, but you know what loosen francs. I like motion, frank someone. You know I I do this with a couple of friends of mine. Gregg Daniels in Rodman slenderly have a tradition where we find rest that's LOS Angeles restaurants in the rule, as they had to be in operation before we were born and its to all these really interesting sit down town that have been announced, the forty four the fifties are there some time, the twenties and find out others where the police tat gives always eat and theirs I just on the floor, but if you get there that the another, the pot roast is great, and they there there kooky places that that no one about sounds good, but I took my daughter last weekend at my daughter now, down to downtown. Where we went to Little Tokyo and we found this little korean barbecue place in it.

A little hole and while we went in fantastic, just a great man, we brought a friend of hers and she's very interested in you, know: Korea, and in japanese culture, and so she wondered we wanted all the little shops and always really amazing that way using credible. So I, when they will do something like that korean barbecue do there's a place called suit. Bull jeep do no simple gps, you go there and you could think of things right on this civil grill. There I saw I got the squid and they get with scissor. They come over with a big squid may start, turn off some of the legs like that. It was kind of great, and I, like all that stuff, let's go. Let's do some exploring cuz, I have not gone and that's the one great thing by having kids. It must You go G, let's

to expose them anyway to all sorts of things and seeing it through their eyes, is kind of delightful low enough with them. You get play in some of them. I see you and I go into a restaurant, no kids, size and delightful, but in my mind, neat mine. Either there not very they're, just you and I say so good idea, nine. When there's no work the next day, Lucerne francs, I asked ass a no work than I stay really well, I'd like to just make sure that I've clear schedule that time is running I'm going for it but over I'm intrigue. Strangely, but the more I asked on the day that I worked with Jonathan Gonna sit waiting by MR francs. You said yes, that's good, that's good still do ya, go there. Of course the atmosphere is very nice

You know they ve things on that menu. Speaking before we were born. Might like sherbet. You never see. You know you see how these days but share, but they have now is all over. That way or mere kids church ever it was what you ate all the time and it just went away when way or gourd became sorbet IDA now surveyor yoga as best as worthless, fun things. We have a mere kids that were not allowed to enjoy anymore. It's right. My parents smoke Chesterfield cigarettes package, air, some in the car and yet the four of us in the car and small smoke way among shoot tobacco. She did not reveal she didn't it would have been fun if she did, who is who played the grand grandma Poupa on Beverly Hills, billing Irene Ryan? That's it actually right and one child. My excuse me all pause for a second. We pause for. Second, that was fucking. Really. I guess we can you. I want someone, I want some and where an engineer to look at the time between I didn't know that

coming between when he had when I answer the residing in another all thinking about Irian Raw answered, it headed when's. The last time you talked about her thought about Irene Rhine, probably a week ago I'm not kidding, I very influenced by television as a child. I really appreciate it does performers making died before her. You know her time really. I had I am she she died is the series ended, I think, yeah. She was a great I've. She was a young. She was much younger than she was playing room. Yes, he was a terrific terrific actors. Wonderful, but we'd never heard about her before that. I'm sure I could look her up and Sutures Irene Ryan Verily, hillbillies, Beverly elbows are very funny creative MAX, very Arizona or may have their senior was a heavyweight champ where's, buddy absent, I withdrew riding down driving. I think in the midst these. When I first came, Bela Rhine done Lousianner some who pulls up next to me

MR a friend was with me, but I didn't have the authority or your grandparents ticket, and I think I, when Mister Mister Edison need didn't, didn't see rural women, the friendship ribbing, Rather, I am my greatest joy in life is, course Ellie may die Douglas done. It tackles size cement pond, I'm going out with critters this human rights issues, fantastic. Yes, we could go on and on writer on my adolescence is a matter of fact. You know. What really I should Gillikins island. Oh my god, you know what I was I was into Marianne Ginger. I was at the ginger now I knew it. I knew ginger wouldn't give me the time of day, but I knew that Mary Ann like me, really should take me back in their cocoanut trees. I met. You know, ginger. It happened right around the time. I was speaking of this. The store that we didn't tell right around. I was coming of Age, guide, age and end,

and she was the one of I first the first in fact, stimulant into some new phase in my majority. You know she's she's still with us and I we could probably contact her well, listen. Let her know that you that she made you a man for the first time alone. She did indeed listen to this. She was twenty years later in mice. Thoroughly thirties may be cited. This show caught about jazz with forest Whittaker where required was called lush life. I played a I'd manage sacks. I pretend to play the sacks vote and I, but I was womanizer of some kind of, and then I will. We played a gig and I was supposed to get together with this lady, older lady, who I just met there and we went up to an upstairs bathroom or bedroom and had sex equally, and that I did I was a little scene- happened between us who hour I had to part with the producers and the direct

right. We audition several women, including Tina Louise gone. She got to meet her I got to meet her and we did the scene to gather in which she had to set sit on my lap and dumb than kind of the coup, and maybe we can kiss her briefly where we did. It isn't a crazy when We ve had this experience because I've had the same expire it's where someone that I owe you know found, very sexually stimulating liberty and you think will that would never had never meet them and then later on, you you meet them and they hug you and their affectionate, its first retreat crazy. When that happens, I had that with a fair Fawcett, fair yes, yes, yes, I've ass, it came I my show and and after the show I went to the dressing room and she just said: why had a really great time- and you know next thing. I wish she just hug me Gimme, a nice Huggins

she was and I was in a very small room hugging, this war and who was the m Apple was my eyes, tender age. I know exactly I met verifies, I was bar band was playing a cigar club in Beverly Hills on Cannon, Dr. She was there and we found ourselves. Anyway, we shared and embrace police are coming with grace. I was gather window now, release them zone economy, and this has been- and I feel like there's an alternate universe where you and I do a pipe cast-

I think lasts a hundred hours and food is brought in and occasionally we sleep, but we still murmur, maybe that all new universe very close to his run round. Yet their quick, an absolute delight, I'll, say this about Jeff Goblin there as we sign off He is what you think he is he's ever is of one of the more offence. People. I've I've come across. He really. He really. Is Jeff Goblin. This is not an and its delightful always coming from your high praise. Indeed, all cherish this moment forever, my dad and I think, you're forgetting very quickly but but still was an opening is saying, is true: Jeff Goblet, going around,

and now it's time for a segment called corner. O Brien pays off the mortgage on his beach house Conan. So no. This is an important moment in time to discuss the results of the latest, drawing contest the one we did as a blind contest, so that nobody was voting for or against a person, but for the art itself, how? U S, how about you about results before my time. I ve ever been less nervous about my life and my deep. Best, most sound rem, sleep because I'm so confident I am an artist. I I think I feel completely on threatened by soldiers, cabin of dildos cheats. Inked. I think that I'm going to win, I don't think I'm

going to win. I know I'm going to win her. Ok sooner here is, thing. I didn't feel good about it when I drew it. I didn't feel good about it. When I see this morning on Twitter, and I, if I was Conan, I would feel the same. He is stealing right now. I would feel very confident about its duty also. You called yourself and artists, but you do you're Greeley good at doodling. All you do is doodle. This calls for dude. So I do too. I know I'm just saying I was in a contest. They required me to paint like Rembrandt oh, I would because I always is match the occasion. That's my ability,

ok. You know I I I didn't feel good about this you're right. My house looks like it was made of dildos and I dont everything tests didn't work. I think I just once again go to what comes to mind to me as it dildos would be a terrible building material. A cabin, not that I know not that I have a lot of experience, but I think they're wildly and to defend its own with the remainder of aren't dull wobbly, not all of them, I think most where goarly common now, we really did sorry, you did Japan and you shall actually that's a communist and all kinds of deal I've also stuck inside. They have many Chinese, depending on your need, goarly. Why there? The eye k? Thirty five be deaf. Seven patent no green zone right now

considering that I think that those they look like dildos there made out of wood like a log cabins, so these are like George Washington ERA, dildos yeah. I think that I definitely corn. The dildo market. I think people who, like dildos, would like my cabin better people who, like drawing from He corporate Washington era, dildos common misconception not made of wood made of You know little some about the line. I know I know a lot about history, so I free common. So wanting to throw this your way I have the power to just route reveal these results. Savona yeah, I'm in the fact that your grating, your teeth and you're frustrated, and you don't seem happy right now, even though you want sun and wind I'm a master at reading faces. I have one I have one overwhelmingly. This is even close. Yeah, let's vis, like these civil war battle of three forks or was it five forks radiant with your answer,

results of the second blind, drawing contest of a log cabin with us location and a lumberjack. Let's get to the point where it will. Excuse me people having tuna and they need to know. Ok, drawing to saunas comes in Ten percent, like drawing number one, comes in at eighty two percent, eighteen percent to eighty two percent: hey: are you feeling Goldwater even get that there's somebody people, they don't get that water ran against Lyndon Johnson in society, for he was crushed. Wasn't eighty two percent to percent? That's amazing! This is important. There are two two hundred and four votes in there are. There are still twenty hours left in this point sure you know I don't feel good about it. I felt it was enough that we could call election. It was the Nixon lands and I prefer the Lyndon Johnson Goldwater example of of sixty four ok or maybe it's just.

People who do old and one doodle better right, yeah one shows a cabin. If you know what there's an old, Bible passage is when you build your house upon the sand, you know you're going to fail, you know I think you build your cabin upon dildos. You know it I would never thing to do this, but you humorous is so large right now that I'm tempted to challenge you to a drawing current. Definitely not, and I I think you can handle. It will first full Matt, I'm like a western gunfighter. I can't fight every good, hey seed, who stumbles into town weather stacy. Shoulder. I mean you can if that person gets insulted, impose a gun yeah, but it would your gun that you're gonna pull because you just got off the wagon. We rely gosh there, while Bill Cox, I think take him on, and then you wipe out this six shoe that your Pappy gave you

it's all rusty and the barrel falls off and all that It fall into the mud, who all Mister Hickman. Can you come back? You also my gun. Gone in a saloon, so No, I can't take the time to walk back and sift through the mud and help you put together your ancient p shooter should then we can stage a contest in which were killed, you're a coward. No, but you now to say hi Ben I'm a better draw than you and then I'll beat you and then you'll be like wait. A minute I found a friend is good at drawn. Get him in here now, you'll draw against him. But what, if you dont be me, this is just pressing you're, the worst winner you're such a terrible person. When you win me deal with it. Ok, I won't you know, I'm doing I'm pattering myself after Trump.

I really am- he has taught us that when you win you just talk about it incessantly and- That's what I you know, that's what I want my then be trapped by one that doodle off by a lot of votes. To give Russia help you yeah, I did get assistance if I'd like that, I got a lot of assistance from Russia ok, we can do you and I will do what will do a drawing contest sometime down the line. But let's let's move on, I do think important matters that we need to address. We have I'm told a massive amount of listeners out there that are relying on us to guide them through this dark pair. In american history, so in this segment we need to now go to something you want to take a voicemail sure I'll take a voice mail.

A question was somebody tell stoner cannot be very mercury: hey Freddy Rear Merk Year Ree. I know you smashed up. She said about it. The times in the workmen absurd Hutus over what we know whose but skydiving renounce mercury wrong. You did do I say open out there. It was right, mercury and no name very dinner on mercury. Now you know mercury, Mercury YAP! Sometimes you go mercury, well, ok, and you know what let's just back this whole thing up. First fall, I love the disguise is getting on his last nerve. He heard you on one podcast and he's ready to pose hair out. I've been with you for down arrow I've been with you for ten years. You have tormented me with your actions and disguise complaining, okay! Well, all right! Ok,

I dunno. I was saying the word wrong, but I also didn't know I pronounced my jeez hard until you said it every single time. I say a word that, like walking tough, in saying? Go where you go hang over and I've tried to help you, because I want you to assimilate. Ok, Country. I was important in this country, but we don't know. Yes, there are no rights save your birth. There are. Did your birth certificate is de record of my burn. I'd Al Jazeera, Minor Bello, California, I've asked your parents should pursue to propose. I asked your parents to produce records and they shrugged, and they state handed over some leaves, and I, those closer are leaves Now, listen, I love your near there. A great the armenian people are a great many. I now you know why going off it

I was raised by immigrants- are surrounded by immigrants in a lot of the words they say are incorrect and I used to sing questions. I can't see they were burry or prerequisite. I can't say those words There are a lot of things I say incorrectly was brewery, prepare a place where they make beer is a brewery bury you can't do it? It's say it again, prove very brief. Can you say the English, the fine english clothing maker Burberry can Burberry say I bought some bird we at the MIT. Perverse repeat that as well so, are you I say I got some burberry. I bought burglary at the brute ever for Friday, mercury, ivory, the bookkeeper Freddy, Ok, you got no stupid, here's the thing a lot of the word that I say incorrectly or because those saturated the lot of accidents growing up. I think industry, your parents have very thin.

No well, my my mom has a thicker accent than my dad came here in the sixties. He's fine he's not that bad, but it's not you. It's all my aunts and uncles. I speaks three languages, so I can do that. What is his name with this guy's name? First, my fuck, this yeah. That was, I didn't like his tone in either I'm going to stick up for you. I did not like his tone at all and if he were here, I would beat him within an inch of his life. Yes, thank you, but he's not here. So we can. We imagine that reading that he would have Thank you for sticking up. No, I do I use. I do stick up for you you're my friend I care about you and I dont like someone being snide to you. What I do find interesting is that Freddy Mercury is one of your all time: heroes you

love framework. I view with him sure and it so it's interesting that you would miss, pronounced his name of all names. You know I mean I didn't know I was mispronounced. Can you will you do pronounce everything per se, I do yes, that's not true. I am sorry, but I added this I guess, and you say more, each we're all. Instead of what mortgage I say, would it mean mortgage easy? path might be just more each year. Why do you know why? I just you know I do that before. I do it because it has a folksy charm and I do it intentionally because if a celebrity says I have to pay off my mortgage, then people say what a dick who can irish you're a celebrity. You probably have the money to pay it off. We do want to hear about your probably with the supermodel right now you know, but I always say I gotta pay off

Never say I do like a sexy baby. No I've got a little bit of amid western TWAIN. When I do it and I was absolutely read your shoulders worries I gotta pay off my mortgage. It's got a little bit of a little bit in the lake. Harold, Channing in it. It's I'm doing is I'm being folksy yeah. I do that. Do their intensely. I am a master wordsmith. I'm approach Baker, words and any time you think that I'm mispronouncing something there is an intention, I find it even when you asked her parents to proposed her birth certificate. You less outward. That's actually that was a minister doesn't count

mispronouncing when you have a cerebral exclusion. Ok, now back to sound out. Well, actually, can we continue on you for a second injure, because you also came from a family that has a lot of acts that I dont think I have it it s creeps. Then New England clip creeps. Then when you talk some I hate that I miss pronouncing words right now, but anyway Any rising sauna should get a pass because the fact that you speaking, which, as well as you, do as a miracle you ve, been here whatever sick, dear seven years, came here working for you for ten years, but but you came Amerika and now this is you. This is a big. You remember that you came to work and you are frightened by elevator on ice,

you said magic room took me too, and I was like no no less use the stairs more talk about that later. Those are all true facts, but sooner I am proud that I have been your tutor in your gateway to this wonderful country. I want this to end you so yeah, I'm an opponent, mispronounced words and you can suck it guy who s this votes mail

I'm with you on that one Conan o Brien needs a frame was so num of Session and Conan o Brien as himself produced by me, MAC Goarly, executive produced by Adam Saxon, Jeff Ross at team, cocoa and College Anderson and Chris Ban, and at your wolf special thanks to Jack White and the White stripes for the theme song incidental music by Jimmy Billina. You can write and review the show and apple podcast, and you might find your review featured on a future episode. Gotta question for Conan call the team cocoa Hotline at three two three four five one, two eight to one and leave a message. It too could be featured on a future episode, and if you have an already, please subscribe to, Conan o Brien needs a friend on apple pie, guests, stitches or wherever fine blood cancer down.

This has been eighteen, cocoa reduction in association with.