My name is Andy Richter and I feel just fine about being Conan. O Brien spread far back to work and their welcome. Tuk O Brien needs a friend. My little podcast said. I really enjoy doing it. Sir shockingly fun to do is show I'm really enjoying it and in particular, enjoying joint cause, I'm doing it with some fun people, my trusty, and soon I'm of session. I

How are you I'm doing very well erecting sort of professional right now? What's going on? I am of professional businessperson, I'm talking about they. Don't you trying to be around, like I don't know I thought, maybe if I just you know, acted I can tell you make it more mature, you wouldn't shit. I don't think I do that zone. I really don't come. I I dont of forceful, because we heard his voice creep in. I think you should be introduced as well. He's a pod Castro extraordinaire Mister, goarly Harry you, fellow Mr Harbour. What is your official title again, I believe and producer, but are you a producer Unilever to review the producer yeah? Yet I I mean and you ve a responsible. You have like nine other podcast. Don't you adversaries loud at any given time, but over life. Sure yeah. Ok, you don't you ve made hundreds of Podcast Africa is doing. Kung fu, you just wander the west, a stranger making,

cast, sadly yeah, no less. I sat at every needs a little. Do you think of that, suggested something it disturbed me because love, so we ve been together a long time and she said that what we in your words, I said, do you shit on? I do not I do not. I really don't think I do well at risk it.

Well had rescued at getting rid of this good. Will you seem to have for me right now? You do you should all over. You know what I'm time on matters that are not true, fast, yeah. Stop it! Please, I'm ass! We should catchers if anyone out there are thinks this is true. They would be phoning in right now and they're, not my phone in here, none of the lights are laid hold. The phones from I see no lights going. I think that I mean I'd casts, or I heard you yelling in the studio. I want no goddamn phones within a hundred yards along the switchboard right now no cause coming out of confirmation. Swift spoke. I think I've been quite supportive of both of you. I think sometimes like any person who I bring my level with from gears turning so many Quaid spinning. So if an synopsis firing at once, making Joe

but at the same time solving complex quadratic equations. I sometimes probably become little impatient and if I do than I But I saw no no not to you to anyone who is to listen to it I care for you and if you feel that I've been here for you why a ban programme is due to air for you, and I know it's out of love. It's like wooden. My brother used to beat me up. My mama be like it's because he loves you that your brother beat you up here, my brother, you beat me up MRS Danny. Danny Danny my brother used to you no use, he was beat you up. You suggest mobility, hustling peruse in bad or me back. I beat me up like a sibling beats up their civil I never struck my siblings Iheart, I find that very hard to believe. Yeah yeah wasn't true at all. It was a constant flying fists in my house and constant.

Four boys in your fat or boys and girls, and know how to fight my grandmother knew how to fight she lived with buckets yeah she's to break the leg of a shared history. Wailing, a true story and my dad would come in the room, had sat on a piece of this and he'd go at it, and and my mom would come down the chimney address to Santa for reasons you failed to understand. It was August and should start swinging a chain around just have a big chain that she would swing. Everyone at TAT, big, we were called the fight. No brides appeal would work by our house, just your smash crash bash, but that is just the sounds. You were making from your out just lying quietly on the rug going smell bad a crash. None was actually proves very easily yeah tough times from a grown up. Big family level, lot of fighting Macaulay. How many said and then to more came along and a second marriage, not mine, but I like it, but how I do

What about how? I don't think you can get more siblings? If you are talking about it's hard to execute happy, we do loathing. We'll differently at a great ass, some weird girl, I got married a second time and then he got some other brother at. Why? How does that? Why you from? What's your story? You wouldn't be able to comprehend permanent nice I'm excited because get a special yesterday The gentlemen who have known for twenty six years now he's been by my side through Meda highs and lows of a show business career that an explanation. He's got his own podcast. Now, state. Mewing recoiled centre he has called the three questions with Andy Rector and the first episode is out today. And these one of the funniest people, I've ever met consistently funny fascinating guy terrific mind this would be a pie asked I would listen to

I wasn't already listening to it because he's my friend find it Apple podcast cast: where were you get your pod, casts wherever store you buy them wherever fresh markets? Getting you your bypass, get the three question: was Andy Rector as again first episode out today and I think it's gonna Aaron choose day Tuesday, that's what's gonna giraffe. Oh Andy, contributor man? If people could see the face you made just now like a petulant

fine, I'm in our dna, your friend, I may way high, feel, let's like AIDS like ask me how I feel about being called gauging right. Well, how do you feel about being cockades? Actually vine? It's fine! When I get out of here. We are a virus on the face of the earth, thus white people in our fine. Now we're building up the earth's immune system. Sure we are, I think, that's interesting places start because every now and then over the years and spend twenty six years now that I've known you, you and I will be some place together or be walking down the street together or be and the look on his face said slake. If Herman, during Grandpa went someplace together it in Oh costume people have this very funny reaction and they, I think in their minds.

I know in the early days like in the nineties. I do think people thought that, we know we were so new on the scene, and so seemingly out of place, I think, are and back and ninety three. Ninety four thought that you and I the show and went home to an apartment and slept in a bunk bed for two? That's right. You know who I took the top or whatever and snored in sequence, in three stages: that sort of the feeling of the data and well- and I mean I think, for years and years they What I would always here was hey where's, Conan right I'd be like Ireland is house, probably on what is family we are. We are adult asked and I think people and you said that people have said that. Yes, yes, you don't say where's India, what yeah the walking around with you is like you know, you become it in terms of like being noticeable you're like a Marty, grub parade float because

There will be there have been times and we ve been walking around together and people walk Mob and want to take a picture and there, like of the show. I watch all the time and they just like hand me their fallen. I just don't think it's. I dont think that their being rude or that they're lying about working Michel, I just don't think that they register like me as an as some you know, they're the all they can see as you I have yeah. That's their hair or there's something it's all of its all of it. In fact them a very flamboyant dress there. I write you out in public right. I dragonette big arrow that you carry that says. Conan o Brien here points. Twenty point two year have voiced my head: yeah, there's something about that at its it's funny, because I mean I've I'll take us back to the beginning, because it does fascinates me that its Ben this long, I remembered meeting you when I was looking for. I got the late night. Gig Rob

my one hour looking for writers and I met you and I look at pictures. Your couple of years younger than I am, but at the time I was dead, just thirty and you were like twenty five where's. That was ninety three, oh yeah. Twenty seven, ok, anyway those photos. Now, if you at that age, we both look like children, yes, but you look much much younger than me here and at the time I met you, you were had never a renewed stun, I think, cabin boy. Movie, he had been in with Christine who that was the only kind of legitimate thing you would done. I didn't want other cable movie. I did one scene and cable movie, which is the first thing that I'd done and then I don't stage stuff, but I know, but not like you're, not movie or tv right and so is interesting. Is I you

I immediately right away, which is collects, and I fought with five. We ve gotta this guy on the show, and I told her to Robert smile yeah, we gotta which need to hire and director love. Andy! we gotTa Hiram right away. He's he's perfect for the show. You know. I was not saying specifically nor the time thought you'd be doing anything every night on camera, but was a sight. We gotta get this guy and there we don't have any writers, yet maybe one or two, but we gotta get Andy Rector on board, and rapid smile said. Well, we really. We need to see a packet first of material, we're thinking, I dont care he's just really really so funny and all of your personality came out. We just went to a deleon hung out together for real not that long. I thought just sit a very got level we ve got I get this guy and bore no. We understood we're from the same tribe. You know like

in terms of like silliness and stupidity and stop, and I- and there are people that I've met throughout my life, there have been lie, and you were definitely one of those words like oh yeah. I know this guy. Yet again, I am. I can be as absolutely stupid as I want to be He will love it ass. I to do a thing routinely when the lights would do the studio or go out for second, you just even when we were working on something and lights were just go down for second and then come back on again you go my pearls, but always showing such aid. Nineteen, nineteen, thirty trope when the lights go out and then go back to the ideals per women's pearls are God and you and another right around the show, Tommy Blotch, who is a friend of yours, so you ve brought on board brilliant writer. The great writers of on our shows history, you two had the two filthiest unemployed,

What is the right way? You if you had an understanding and a facility with strategy, ensure that just blew my my try and since then I ve been in situations later on when people say I'm ok, this guy watch out. You know he gets pretty blue, with him or yoke and over the edge of the lechner now than I spent years was Andy Rector. There's not, thing you can say now that I haven't heard? It's always kills me like. One will be like oh, that new Tin Burton Movie is dark, be like that is not fuck and dark, rightly you know like threatening to shit in someone's mouth, that's Dar line, but I mean, but it's it's also too. I dont also students someone's mouse. You need their cooperation or a sedative. Oh, it's additive in some sort of pry the innocence of method to keep it pride open

and also, quite frankly, muscle control. Gas gets not unless the person she had a huge mouth. No, it's true, then these are I'm demonstrating an ideology of Andy's, bringing up a really good point that if your two decades into someone's mouth rioters, thought and imagination and after it has to go into it and Andy's, put in the work and outlining now I mean it's like dad. You gimme a job and want to figure out how to do no eyes. I mean quite seriously, there's nothing funnier than human body. There I think funnier that we then then we all walk around thinking that we have some form of dignity. One were basically oozing stuff all the time that, like the best times that you, band are when you like, either stuff something in your face or like you like extra

Jeanne fluids with somebody that's like what life is, it's all greasy messy and fantastic, and the fact that we walk around, like you know, like that's that's above me What makes you think appears browsing in a different way: yeah yeah! You now rise only whenever you say appears process wearing like a really well cloths, Minos, hair, cotton and with a really nice soon you like you're, just booze, you just a bunch of booze. You know you know my oozing last night, you, my friend at him long I was right or on the simpsons by he said this one thing once and I dont know why it so fascinated me, but the erewhile of it so much. That is, the demonstrators. He said that, like even like like at least once a week. Even the queen of England gets her own. She had on her hand, and it's like that's probably true I may we all get our own shit on her hands and then you know it's just like a fact of life and death

the queen of England is one that I have coined. I have quoted. I have called. Can we say that story? Ok, this is less as this was a famous aim is story issues you well whether one ok use legend into camp legends. I can't let you down our show yes and now let the lawsuits fly but Andy one disease, Brian Mccaffrey, was rhyme a cannibal Brian Mccaffrey, the brain can, I had a friend who was, I am again, was one of another great writer for our showgirl performer from union D, the candy cane in the cocoanut guy or member ray, and Miller's million guys so bright. It can have a friend or his wife had a friend who was a dancer in the turing company of Hallo, Dolly when carol. Channing was in in the show right and one story that he did have is that, like there was a

point in the show where the dancers com and then they have a like a little set like move but they do they come in, come in a circle and dig in a line. Gonna do a little dance and apparently one show this guy brat like a little extra English on his dance them and after the show they said, Caroline talk to anyone and your dressing. She said: brat, what's your name, they show, and he said hello Dolly and she said trade is not hallo brat right and if you just got bored one time and he did the same thing, we're got like an extra laugh, subsided, dance move and she called a man again. Is it what's? The main issue is a halo golly. She was,

That's right! You're fired this, I'm a can specific version. The ass, this other story area. I don't remember if it was Mccann, but it is more especially like among its the cap story, it's very gay story and every gay person knows this story. As far as I know, Carol Channing, supposedly someone in the show therein there are a lot of theatre, touring, theatre, the where the bathroom for the rest, the cast, doesn't work and Carol. Apparently was a very generous and lovely person in many ways said: will they can just use my bathroom right for sharing so yeah? So I guess it was in her dressing room and somebody was in there and care Ok, man and his story and averting liars. She comes in she's like slamming there's a dynamic jack. That's like an angry, so this person, just like silence, picked up their legs in the stall that they were in bright and

there's two stalls, there's two stalls and, and they just decided to be quiet and call went into the other stall letter rip. Then you got up anyone like an the person heard coin. When did I have caused by these okay? So, first of all who pulsar that story gets told, and then the writers room, so that's just where we start, then we started ripping around it turned into what if it was a special protection, if she thinks how low dolly and then she can fire herself across the room on AIDS, stream of high powered corn. Yeah where's go IKEA and it was like see the great.

The great horror and reaction, the flying coronary this day, a stream of shit that was, if that was the kind of stuff we could have done, we still have the tonight show wrought in america- would be a better when they go for many people, high schools and embarrassing time of life. It can be embarrassing if you had that sooner. I did not. I was an incredible jock. What no captain of every team? Every single sports team? You can't change the narrative captain of every single team by ice I feel like no one would believe that lost my virginity fifth grade. Ok I was just incredible, so I don't know, but I told that people have a hard time of yeah, I'm sure with your awkward body.

See upsets supper, You seem sorry, usually when people feel really sorry, they laugh so hard. They can't catch their breath. Okay, so now you win. I had some difficulties in high school. Yes, you know I'd it and all smooth sailing. What yeah? Ok, that's really funny yeah. I guess the jokes on me yeah anyway laughing at you again. We hear nothing when upon Castillo here, no, anyway this new show a new show called every things gonna be ok and heard the sun they show up. It's. It's quite compelling, sir, sounding there's a cat, character her dad is dying her gay australian, half brother moves in two razor end of the show is called everything's going to be okay and it's these two characters. Matilda and genevieve- and this does not sound like your typical sitcom matilda- has autism and Genevieve is just

as someone who's dressed up like a quote child whore widow and these characters. I guess have all these adventures. I have a half brother Nicholas, there's a funeral. Everyone shows up. Apparently they he's got a little off the hook. This may sound depressing, but I'm told this show is really find a watch. I'm sorry, did you see a little off the hook? Yeah, that's that's all. That's always kid say it sounds like it could be depressing, but then it's off the hook. Now, although I used to correct ok yeah, so maybe you're in Kronk village. Why I'm quite content- and I use that- Equally, I re worried. I don't throw a hazy over. There are oh, my guide, everything's gonna, be ok, that's the name of the show, out of here I just turned eighty readings- premiers January, sixteen thirty, eight thirty, seven thirty central on free form, that's right, watch all my entertainment free form check it out.

God. You also have this ability, this crazy eerie ability to Arab, even think you're it. I think you're fine with your tech savvy, but when it came to putting something insane and upsetting a someone has to call you re faux. It go, suffer not allowed to do any more. No, no, no soil is a different time with every time and it was too, and I don't think I I think I was always to man. I never knew you always did it to my always Annette. Usually it was the more uptight people, a brain Kiley whose hilarious writer who's been one of our model on people but very irish Catholic up

yeah, you know is, I should buy and makes me look like. You have no idea, so I just would like these, where these are fairly early days in the internet in like it wasn't yet your european area, I mean I just, but also to, of course, like within the first minute that you know of this new technology being born. It's just like well, can we the pictures naked people in fucking, like hell, yeah, sure sure so, around the office that was like when we stand it was my first exposure to the internet on a regular basis. There I think of any like office area that I worked right, but should I got lots of porn and lay Jordan's Lansky. Let's talk about porno Jordan Slangy was in an office is shared and office. What he's an associate producer on here- I mean everybody knows who here, but he set it up. That his computer faced away from the door and he bade his desk and I'd

like. Stick my head and then say: hire some legally hake. Americans see this and I would comment. On the corner and I learned quickly- don't go when he says this. Don't do this because I would come on the corner in time to see just a new lower third of a body in her pants filling up with shared. Somehow filling up like rubber pants with just incredible volume of shit, that a link for you, man, I'm not gonna, do that anymore. Now, I'm more my round, pan maize is older than over. You would find. I would finally like usually usually big Harry men having sex and put it on bronchitis, computer, and I just got to where I could do and I would put it as a screen. Saver So when are you indeed, I don't think he really had a good idea. How did not get it, but I couldn't do it very quickly, so he get up for just a second and I'd be in that room hanging out

talking or something you get up for just a second indeed, leave is computer unlocked and I'd just could quickly. Like Google, those even Google adsense. You know maybe exe Yahoo and look up just like bears in which is like gay men like bears sex and then quickly just find, like you know, a big harry, but we're getting pounded and put it on his as your screen saver? I was in our midst. You find your head back in ninety four back in ninety four. Those are the that was what people did. Yes, that's what Aaron and to be fair, everyone did. Yes, I mean, through every in every walk of life. Yup, TED Ghana. To do that, mother Teresa. So what's so funny because, looking back on it people, experiences show one way there watching it at home at night or late at night at are stoned they're watching this weird late. I show but

and makes people prefer to them is kind of Larry Sanders moments where what really happens what's going on and one of the things I ve told people over the years is that in the commercial breaks, because you seated to the right of the person. If you know who your suited to the other side of the person and your seated slightly back the commercial break would start. We don't talk about the Sun more haven't done it year, jail, but the music would kick in and thanked the ghastly. Ass would get up and leave and you'd moved back to the seat next J. And he leaned over and tell me exactly what kind of plastic surgery they because you had eyes angle face again, and I want to give names. People's gotten, better areas to say last exerted he's gotten much better over the years. The end to be able to see it was all next scars. It was like next scars and you told me about a person who will go unnamed, who had had sought the face, pull back so many times it was a man,

to pull back so many times that you saw the hair from these, burns went I had our leaned forward in this is a very famous person and you leaned forward and the music plank- and I say thanks a lot famous person they leave and its, but at that bout about that. But I don't have any leans over my ok I ween and I got what you like: ok, basis pulled back so far. That decides your behind each year it was hired yeah, it is from underneath beer in yet for my has to shave behind his years. Yeah whiskers grew behind his ear. Yes- and I remember that, just being this icu, no there's this whole other world that nobody knows about this happening on this, and I had heard that I had heard somebody told I dont have any idea where, but somebody said yeah he's here A facelift in his beard grows behind his years now. So when he was on the show, I certainly would like right. Let's check this out and it

one hundred percent true, but I mean there were people too. There are like all a man with like where you could see like right, the back like the hare line at the top your neck, like where the here comes down the just like that the scars like from getting related yeah like facelift since Jesus Christ, but you sell stuff, will do all his own. I don't know wait, and I bet I have been thinking. Maybe some sort of wattle surgery or why wise added? What do you mean? I, wouldn't I don't I as they get older like if the water gets too big? I you know I might have that reduced or a prayer. We almost assuredly at some point, has analysed the affair, wait, and I plan on keeping an eye. And I said this on the show and I will I will get that's a data. My tits, I, that is something I like yeah. I mean I just it be great, did not have these big fuckin tete, so Yeah man lives now there

ok see you gonna have the fast sucked out of them yeah! Well, you you asked me once I I'll sign a surgery and Accused me in like a joking way than I had had a nose job right, and I said why would I bothered I said my nose is fired at. Rather, if I was going to do anything and get the fat sucked out of my tits and wishes Nothing could be willing for us to film. Fuck yeah did egg if it gets paid for no I'm not paying for it if you're going to fill meant well. Now I think if if you're gonna get the surgery anyway and your paid work here on the show. I think we should get to film it, but you still have to pay no sooner jumping doesn't make any sense. Although this is not about Listen, goarly, gonna jump in here for doesn't make any squarely or out

I know I know she Lansky you get a man, no yeah. I always wondered what would happen. I have this perverse that, if I went, would say we had like three weeks off in the summer or something and I went and got radical like things go back in this radical way came back and, It was just painful to look. I and I looked very different, who I think most people Would you say anything mostly working here. I know that now. I know that you right away. Will you wouldn't say things because you'll be the one that

wrote me except Arizona that further giant face fry but- and I know- and I think out of politeness- there's a lot of people who work here who probably be like did be talking behind my back for sure. I know you'd go right up to me and go what the fuck you do an idea I just went out in this matter, lizard tongue. When we worked with someone. Yes, we did that and what was this? What was cover story. We knew someone, we need surgery and their cover story, four of them for their very obvious. Stork surgery was- and I don't remember, going they came back in May. It had does obvious facial surgery and they said They were injured, dead, drunk playing softball we're out of sight. Please don't don't say anything. You don't have to say and, as far as I know, playing softball never turned someone Asia.

After a few months. So anyway that happens yeah we should it. So we should mention mine. Yes, I was gonna. Do we talk about my luggage up? Ok, so when I guess that's why I'm here I mean we don't speak otherwise, as acts of open. Through through ensures noise. You you, you ve called me Randy like four times in the last month. I'm sorry He soon I did. I did have an erection. It may be that as it and that's how I covered area yeah. So I got a pike ass to my own. Coming out on on this same cartel

the same, entertain middle cartel and it actually anyone listening to this. You can go, listen to the first one, right away. My four gas is- and I think I know your first guest is its Carol. Channing's lawyer, its Carol Channing's go. These are you out of here. You hide your toilet com. I ask why so my I guess I'm doing and a kind of although I don't, I don't really want this to get out. I mean no is listening this, but just real when a trick people and having like a little many therapy session now, an incredibly like you know, like unprincipled therapy session Lakota.

I'm going to have a fair procession with you wanna, be you want them to have a therapy session with an unlicensed precisely dangerously I waited there. I want to get in there. I wanted the lift a lid on their skulls stir around in there and fuck it all up, so I just tried to think of a gimmick to be able to talk about those kind of topics, and so in its called the three questions and the three questions are: where do you come from where you going and what have you learned? A number one. People are terrified tat to talk about themselves in any kind of philistine. The goal emotional way, but at least they know what therein for, and they cannot and it's kind of good to get him talking about stuff. That isn't what they might normally talk about, which is plugging a project, or so you talked you so far. I have talk to Natasha Leone, Lauren Bouchard, who is the creator Bob's burgers Baron VON

Cole, buyer Amy, Sir Darras Wrong functions, and I mean for real. It's like it's. Just like I say like I'm only doing it because I wanted I'm interested in talking to these people about this stuff talking to people I'm interested in talking to you like there have been people that they ve pitch demand. Unlike no thanks that sounds bore. I wanna talk to you a former president, Barack Obama. Yawn guy, slow yeah, that's what they always say about it, today, it out on a Monday, then after that it will be available on tuesdays sort, it drops so. The kitten yes it'll drops like turd on Tuesday's think that turn Tuesdays. That's an monastic device mnemonic last Mamma Mamma Mamma Mamma, tucked her Tuesday the monopoly.

I listen to it and judge it hard. Judge I'll, be very judgmental I'll, probably asked since its through company if we can insert just audio clips, me, cackling most is very strange to finish a show with you, then stairs do a podcast with you I'll see you tomorrow. Yes, you probably are hunted by me at night. Now I big Irish out the men and I'm out here. I don't remember who the hell you look like you're out, asked. Are you you're out of sight? I am out of here fast? I do I pride myself on. I don't live our pride myself, but, as the shows ending you can hear Andy's car start there are times when, especially because occasionally have a taped peace that we show to an audience after the show just gonna get a sense of where the laughs argue. I have been a number of times when I am driving

before the audience has left us, I'm driving out of here before the audience right. Does the audience can see you're right dad? many very well, I drive through the studio honking see as yet accuracy yo. So it's like I started to not stay till. Ten. Thirty at night I go home at eight p m. You know, like one of a kind of slices on your art, was a cucumber slices, advise that we share the cucumbers like a car design, hanging off a cargo on my arm you been doing IRAN. Has I wait. Another whole advocate a whole sitting on each such a bad idea. Cucumbers, life tyres, somebody Ellie neighbouring those poolside at the four seasons I think but the one your eyes? I think they do. They bring icy cucumber Dan from the four god damn it, I got them their job and those people, no, they sure, did they sure did you did

our land erector. Thank you for having made the name of the show that three questions with Andy Rick, the three questions was Andy Richter check it out today and then it's gonna drop on Tuesdays, yeah drop and dropped them. I turn to MR characteristics. Visa I'm going to check in with some listeners have left messages for us. Maybe I can hear concerns thoughts. Let's do it I will, if you wouldn't mind, play number fifteen fifteen I am writing Joe and I will be held in Canada, and I wanted to say how much I love so now I think he's funny. I think she's smart, I love when she asked you in the jungle love their back in twenty four came and she has the best earrings My question for cloning is you do so not really hard time about her job. But can you tell

the story away. She like really saved your ass and just wait above and I can take you so much guided by I like her. That's really sweet Joe from Hamilton. I you Joe that's, that's a very ice stop it. You said about sooner, and your question is really sweet and great question in no way No, I can't, I can't think of one time that stone is truly save the day. The honest there been countless times. I was going to say that I know I was gonna. Do it, for you didn't we actually do now. I thought you were going to do a thing and I was going to say: there's too many, don't freeze theirs I got a cold coming back from Ghana rose, I told you I'm not well, I know you're germs are all over the place. You know I'm stemmed going that way in taking care

guess I worked really hard times most of it. I know we're on the mist. We're all gonna get sick because it is now I've had a farewell. I really do think there is a lot of times. I am actually listen. I know you make jokes, but I'm really, I know I'm good at my job. I don't need you to tell me that I'm good at my job, because I know that I am I think you said it several times, because your and secure about whether or not you are good. I am I I'll say this. I think that when The chips are down you right. The occasion- and you do incredible things. I will say that you can do anything when you put your mind to it in a minute in times when the chips are down. You recently occasion and you ve done a road duty. I think when things going to settle down, maybe things fall through the cracks because what the heck union you right I guess I was at a fair assessment. I think it

think it. I do a good job, especially when it matters, and I think, generally speaking, I'm good at what I do here and then there are times now and I'm taking your love, I'm taking a question about with the Times is really save the day and am steering it too the times that you really high. Now I can see what you're doing and I'm good at it. But now you do you do a great job. I think there have been times when I'm in Durban Times what I've been ill and you ve jumped into. Action and managed to fight find me medicines and stuff from we're like in a foreign country. I don't. I think you ve done that several times when we travel, I'm really fun. It yeah. Well, in a foreign country and I'll just you know under the weather, or need some kind of medication or something and Yo superior into the street. Of Cairo and come back with this amazing potion that saves the day yet, but when you do get to a point in your life when you're much older and you can't take care of yourself

I will not stick around a no Europe. It carry me to the toilet. Oh my guy! Yes, you were the moment. You cannot physically take care of yourself. I am out of here. You will carry me to the toilet in two years two years you will carry me to the toilet because I will have reached a certain actually want me, my age. So much as my attitude, I just will become well for feed and will it's called wilful Incontinently, I'm just going to decide he's going to decide I've done enough in life. Enough of me walking to the toilet son. I carry we. No, I won't do that. Can you say these specific examples of when you really save the day. So speaking of that have you taken care of him and bringing food and medicine, let's play voicemail twenty for what they call the shots

I want to know what is your favorite armenian food thanks? one factor Haitian, I'm glad you're enjoying the podcast I did. I died. We took a trip, Armenia Zone and I it's one of the travel special set. We shot. We had a really great, I am, I remember they have a lot of the dried fruit yeah, that's fair a girl drain, apricot dried apricots and then is it pomegranate dried, crushed or dried pomegranate. Anything I don't know suffering- you don't know it. Well, you see dried fruit, it's basically they Really good fruit role, ups yeah, oh and making them for like seven thousand years, there's like not send in their smash, but also It's a lot of kebab lotta,

Bob said: Barbicane yeah. I would say that the girl meets the kebab they made were maybe the best. I let the kebab and I liked the dried fruit. The only thing that, I did notice. Is it after, while people presenting me with rolled up dried fruit. Great and then remembered one guy sang of I got something for you and made me walk like six hundred yards and belong, staircase and go through into different rooms, and then he finally led me to a room. They had some drive I didn't have the heart to tell him you're these seven hundred person give me dried yeah and there's a lot of meat in there amid Grandpa was a butcher, since he was twelve and some people say my group was a butcher and it means grandpa was a horrible murderer. Numb yeah, like my. Grandfather was a butcher

By doing he really was a butcher, he murdered how he murdered indiscriminately until he was overpowered by the constables bite. But yours was put our legitimate but you're a man who murdered Ben I've been dead. There was an actual betcher yeah. He was an actual waiter who may or may not have murdered outside of his job we haivy dead. Did I did it? de I am dead yea on data. Where have you been grandpa and grandmother s among Grandpa near It's your home, grandma and grandpa, no grandmother in Grandpapa my feathered gesture to get the tickets What is a minor feathered yesterday to wipe off you're oil portraits plan here at them? One day I do and live up to the great name of garlic. We fell off a cliff, useful the only other sir,

you call its data dead and when we were young, I just member going his house and he had a skinned lamb spit in the backyard yearned. We like honest intact the whole thing there yeah yeah his boss, as in those backyard and like their house and Van eyes to it, was boss box by those core is critical to have data. If you yeah who can skin a calf near or a sheep. Or go. What was the strangest thing you ever some skin? I how, it's not like. I was in his butcher shop watching skin animals. Now I don't know what to do with the skins. I have no idea. Is it true that you used to put them on sometimes in my neighborhood? scorn, Holloway animals, leather. Praise and run around the neighborhood in LOS Angeles and say, look at me, I'm a lamb

oh I'm a lamb, you that's what you and Halloween are concerned it's well kit. What are you wearing bow? I'm a baby land, give me some raising nets. Weird, I know I like it, so I just got off a flight, I'm feelin lower. Yeah, what did you dress up as for Halloween when you were a remembered ones, my mom and she meant well, but you know when you're your little, they go off and they get you the others. There was the plan mass, oh yeah, Andy, the sort of apron the final islands on facilitating their and so If you were captain, America would mean if he were spider man, it would be a plastic spiderman mask and then just at a time smart that sort of evoke this may I wasn't. A costume was like a picture of spying on your check. Whatever it was, it was all of those work. Costumes back in the day, and I know my mom once she didn't, she was restored,

for forgetting us, our heroine customs does we were just kids, she picked them out pretty arbitrarily and she gave me mine and it was go SAM and let me point out it was so like a height of Vietnam, Vietnam, war, a wire disillusionment government remembered waiting around the neighborhood you might as well. It does very goal. Guy went around as the symbol of everything hypo had last hope in my former foresight reached about it and she had six care when we use other kids that years Louis, whose whole gang owing to picture the whole gang I mean, I'm remembering think I'll lose lose was issues in liberty. Luke was an exit, NEA was hold them in Justin was Ehrlichman

you know it was. It was a pretty Kate was Jimmy Hoffa yeah. It was a rough time this year it was. It was rough all around but yeah. That was that was me back in the day, all right. Well, we ve talked about armenian food. We ve talked about nice things, Sony did and Uncle SAM. That's all the things you need to cover in a pot, CASTOR Hank. I think we have touch, done. If you listen to this pine cast again carefully realized it there's a touchstone for every man your issue its ever faced. Humanity every emotion its urban felt at this this is basically the Canon of Allah Shakespeare's work in this in this one cried Cassidy, but you have to listen very carefully for all the themes we touch on their there. I want to see you in that cost him, so Uncle SAM yeah. Is you have a little like?

Tufty Beard on the mass now know just what was made of plastic things. I'm old id plastic Uncle SAM face with the little white and then an uncle SAM and if again in America, by smart and in an american fly like wave around and I was walking on the streets literally while people in the background were burning the draft cards. You have to picture these costumes. They were like cooler than we went down to your shins yeah. They weren't full length. Now there were ones you like, and I must say that I was completely naked, underneath a surgical gowns. He could see my ass. How that's America see looked like Uncle SAM on his way to call and ask me it was that it was a rough time for me and for America, but you know what we both got through it. We both flourished

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