My name is Julia, Louis Dreyfus and oh shit. I, as I was saying I have just had a hard time with your name has. As I was saying my new hey, I thought what if I can't pronouncement I'm having an anxious about being. No, I feel anxious about beyond this fucking thing right here, the major I am hearing Dick bit. Ok and I feel a tad hopeful, but not

really what about being Collins friend but is at all about the phone back to work and welcome to Colonel Brian needs a friend. This is a special episode. This is these season finale. I didn't understand anything about podcast when this thing began didn't know what to expect We are thirty six episodes later and, of course it takes a village, in my case that village, is my trusty assistance system of session hasten a high conan,

and Mister Matt Goarly. How are you man, I Conan, I'm good. How are you I'm good? I know a wee wee banter quite a bit and there's a lot of verbal jousting numb attack. Upon one. Another mossy me attacking you guys beyond I have. I do want to be sincere for second and say this has been a delightful surprise this. I cast by. I started off with no expectations and got kind of talked into it. We started doing it and I think, from the get go been having a blast and we Thirty six episodes later it's been really fun. I don't know how you guys feel I love it. I think now is a good time to thank you for asking me to be a part of it. It's awesome. It's really fun. I think that I don't know I felt always a little nervous about pie casting decided. I didn't think it would be interesting at all. I got

I don't have a people love you in the pipeline and I don't know that's why I you know, I think it's great you're, very good, it being yourself so you're, a natural state and comes out very naturally, and but also a Europe you're great counterbalance to as we are in light of what I always say, as it is time the way soon and I are in the pied cast. That's us all at the show right and if you really drop a microphone while you and I are yelling at each other about coffee or whatever rate an. U mocking me, you think my hip hop free styling is awful awful, it's the worst. I just heard. I disagree

disagree terrible, but let me just say also I've. No, we make a lot of fine that I love you. I love working for you and this has been an absolute blast and I love that I've met MAC, Goarly. Ninety Gorlias sorrowed automatic guys. That means a world to me, because this has been a joy for me. I literally got a plane from doing another, goddamn podcast and was told hey you're, going to be working on the Corner Brown Pike estimate when well. What's that and maybe you know who I was no. I know who you are- and I already did nevertheless on ok you're, what we're preconceived notions about all o Brien. What do you mean? I'm a fan. I knew I know all your stuff. Are you kidding this wasn't convincing to me? you want, if you like, a guy covering sign an affidavit, listen That's not gonna go fishing for compliments its clear there. There's no efficient

so in a pack up my ride in real and move on goarly you're, very good at this you're very good. I do give you a hard time because you're an absurd person. You really are tell me you're going to. U do give me a hard time and in the same sentence, no gives me a hard time. Yes, I'm very good at this, and I can do two things at once, but you do a very good job on the pied cast. You know your pied casts terrific You do the added sir you set up. Are you really are a pro you're? Also the most ridiculous people I've encountered in can respond into words. Sure you are I will just respond with. I am rubber. You use, affirmative glue, wow, whatever you say, ricochet off of me by regular, live in your hand, then donated to the glue when you are hidden per year. Mother's name is Winifred. Well furred.

Oh I'm, sorry, how ridiculous of me and you to go to the park and sketch together you own Dwight, Eisenhower, husband to this tell them. We are we really going to land that stick tat land? You are you're a strange sprite from another land who somehow maybe there's something elephant about you. Even though your dimensions are our a normal! You are a sprite you're, the I am. You live in what I am going to lean into this you and I think I'm gonna come next time and later hose, and you are you look, I know just scratch the surface on. How strange you? Yes, I know, that's the problem, but it's not will the way you characterize it pretty good judge of care outer now since these season Fanelli episode today, but that doesn't mean the fund has stopped starting on August fifth- we're gonna- have six weeks of many episodes with my really good friend, Dana curvy. These shows are called deep Divers Dana Harvey

six episodes of hilarious madness, courtesy of Dana, whose just a bit. Let me funny guy and his brain. Is a magical, silly ridiculous thing and I just love playing with him So look for those there's gonna be so then dropping once a week we're gonna be back with season. Two of common o Brien needs a friend in a couple of months, and we look forward to seeing you then- and I just want to thank everybody who contributed this seasons. All my guests. We had just had thirty six terrific Actually, I think, goes warlike thirty, seven, because its member, when we did shorts and middle that's right see right. How glad I am that was pathetic anyway, All my guess, my team here, AIR Wolf of course, as you know we got, will we got play over their working hard? Would you do here play what you do

but all go in man. Ok, I understand you ask today my last day, while I apologize dad, I rejoice to anyone who is dry. I apologized anyone who's, driving and just veered into a tree because in over eager need monster, jump through your cyclists anyway, thanks to the ear Wolfgang and of course you, the listeners for tuning in every week, Adam and Jan YAP Hall and Paula yeah destroy. Oh I don't I don't know if you wanted to include them well, no, I won cut them? Now, I'm sorry I didn't have. We are still recording. We don't know how to read. What I like to do is withhold praise forced from some people, so they try harder. Next year's singer came off way. You know and guess what I looked into a collegial. It did this to his people, great guy Napoleon fella. A lot of the great tall pot pol pot did ass a lot and it's how he seized power. Listen

I've done my homework stolen. Did this a lot in the forties? So no, Jen deserves a tip the cap, Pauline Gina, who policies have everybody a young Adam. Yet who is I thought I knew runs at all at em- is got the most beautiful eyes of any man of a dozen eyelashes too. He's got eyelashes four days. It seriously I want to because I balls you can do it. This contribution to the pod cast iron, no, actually what he does with the potential. To be frank, I don't you know why very little money has been trickling my way and I had due notice it he's driving around in a Bentley now so I'm very suspicious of of him when he way we just thanked a whole bunch of people. I know you are probably fast forward it through that park, as a second award shows we're thinking a bunch of people. They don't know and that's why I wasn't gonna, think anybody. I was gonna pretty much say this

a one person effort cardinal browser you're. Welcome because that's faster mine, it's faster, but that's not nice will. Are we here to be nice if it was just you you'd be sitting here just talking to yourself and nobody would be recording and which is what I do at home anyway. My wife is always hearing me talking to myself in a room in the house and she's, always saying I'm enjoying the shower pair. I really like listening to your one. Man show that's absolutely true: hey we don't have time to mess around, because we have a very I shall guest today. I wanted someone really fantastic for this. Our season finale and damn did we deliver, My guest today is a comedy icon. Who was one Levin Enemies, nine sag awards a golden globe and they mark TWAIN Prize for american Humor lords He played one of the most iconic sitcom characters of all time, the lane Venison Seinfeld. She wants

consecutive enemies for her role Selina Mire on the HBO Series VP and It's hard to stress this enough. Truly delighted and honoured, but this insanely talented person is with us here today. Julia Louie Drive, es. Thank you for joining us. I mean. Are you gonna have me over to your house for dinner, as I would have you ever get the promised us? You are to be released yet be if your separately, What does that mean? I want to be in your life a lot I wanted, regular part of your life I want to, Will you tell people I can't I'm going over to Julia? we Dreyfus is. How are you saying it with ease yeah yeah, I'm better at saying your name, then you are. I would love it because you are beloved

I'm not journal embarrass you. You are actually beloved and I wouldn't it would be good for me. In the business I'm not lying. It would be good for me. I guess I said loved. You can't do it. With joy, Lui, Dreyfus, I'm going over to her place, can't she's making me a custard whatever, and then people like LAO Conan is the shit. You would They kill. I'm pie, ok, but I would like to make it s: okay and yeah I'll. Have you ever? Would you really yeah? How will do your kids? late forties, how am I know they are? My daughter is fifteen, and my son is thirteen. I'm gonna tell you something we may day whipped. Some parents think was controversial decision, but my wife made it Susan and I went along with it to let our kids watch Vive makers when aware how long ago

they started watching it a year ago and quickly caught up, but you know it be quiet adult in its language. You think yeah, I think, but we decided. Was the best comedy. Could be watching, we let them watch the Simpsons and we let them much Vive. We have like a very its rarefied Air and my kids died, they loved it. So my good, I'm so glad so I told them yesterday by Don't give a shit about my career, my kids, in a really healthy way, they actually have contempt for it, as do many, they read the trades and vague. But I told them that I was coming by your way. My children don't give a shit about my credits could write. Oh yeah, has come on it's running, it's it's what you do for a living, but whatever exactly yeah exactly anyway. I would like it if they were little in ah, but no

they are just pretended, but they found out that I was coming here to talk to you and my stock. Through the roof? Was nice yeah? I know what you're absolutely adored. I mean out many places, but in our home you're so fucking funny and is really no. No, I mean I would hope that you would know that at this stage. Thank him lie very much as well. I am very proud of deep, that's for sure and that's a lie. Swearing stuff for your thirteen year old, but I figure here's what my wife does, when someone goes on a long run on the show of just I mean they're ready land back it. Ah, yes, and it's the intense come. Jeez guzzling, you know the cock, whatever hey there, the whole thing and it's this intense, run my I've got a and I'm like they can hear it

Bringing year is hurt the comedy it's ridiculous, so we'll be watching the unsympathetic. Actually going salaries are resources already. Sorry MIKE ok, right but also named dropping. I just went to Ghana with your friends and Richardson boy. Don't I know what I saw that cause? I didn't know he was doing it and then I sign in scream is first of all how much she loves him. He is Salmanassar, is so lovely and but also So damn quick and funny you forget he's just one of the best improvised is alive and by the way and he's part of royalty in Ghana, which is so incredibly exciting.

In cool, but I'm so happy you have that experience with him. I mean that was like you're, gonna, weak or somebody else going for a year. Now that so cool I mean greater funds on ok, I couldn't pronounce your name and you have a live phone and a podcast. I'm just gonna. Excuse me it was on, guess what yeah we're good friends. Fifty percent of the time. That will be me saying I'm coming over drop me your contacts right now. Ok, SAM coming over four key lime pie, I'm just going to say Kale p, I'm an idiot now TAT S true people, like you so much I did. I was on the on the way, and today I was thinking when it be funny. If I just went after you in the pine costs I do as to take down just do it, I'm for no an end. You call your publicists aft when she went and like how was it was caught, and you say it was going to say it exist

and, as you know, what you ve had a free ride for to add that I just came out you with all this stuff. I love us summit. Will that was true. Some of it is true, and it was just just why what is true that you're gonna come after me about you motherfucker. You know, you know it who did look at you, you're gettin, all red. That's happens guys out with my ok, then ok, something unplugged, Now, if I just as every had in your the uv finale seas and finally, guess and you ve had more trouble with the easiest things, you're headset pronouncing around and simple we are giving you our time? No, there is share. My insurance is clear. When I drive out a hearing, I can feel myself too straight into the Warner Brothers gate? I feel that come on. You're gonna happen. You do this thing, that I absolutely low rate

so we did this thing. I truly drivers, if that's even your real name, her little research on the internet, you, This thing that I think is so essential to all my favorite people comedy view, because in a lot of ways you ve been a tree Blazer and you have been knowing you been iconic in, I would say it must be fair said, comes of the second half of the twentieth century and as brilliant, the only time tv existence one of the biggest sitcoms of the second half of the twentieth century and ass, brilliant. The only time tv existed so white and say that common It just shows that you are good with numbers in years and stuff like yeah. I mean you're much better than those set comes from the eightys, but you have meant a lot for on time to a lot of people and then I sometimes have those where they say that you're here

he. Women are like Lucille Ball of gender, which is you're, not different people, and you not something that I think appeals to me across the board. Regardless of gender, which is you're not afraid to look silly, you not afraid too, humiliate yourself, you're, not afraid to put yourself in an undignified position when you're doing comedy- and I always think God bless you. I prefer that lack of dignity is where you're sort of headed. Yes, yeah me. You have to do that. Yes, yes, you do but it can be kind of agonizing in what way well into is If you fail doing that its. A humiliation that has no bottom, it's just deep humiliation and if you succeed there you you have to look a fool, and so there is great it's great to have success, doing that, but it's also kind of wincey. At the same time, effectively

and so there is great it's great to have success, doing that, but it's also and, if Wincey, at the same time, if that makes any steered, makes perfect sense to me cause You do for an. I had a lot. What I'm had a lot of experience with I'm very silly and out some to out take big swing, honey, a deck. Are you really mean you get mean under throw this to my people, morally, Saddam obsess in New York to go so you got more history. I got that their apparent as he s yard and unreal. Like you know, it's one of your people really perks. F, o my god they climbed out of their coffins. They came to life. I would say that I have a gear that is I you tell me if I'm wrong, I think I may genuinely nice person and I do care about people buy

so talented it being mean yeah, I'm so good at it, and when I do it with my staff, or in the writers room they'll be lie. A thing so hard their crying by I'm like none of this can ever be on tv, because it's just too you know I mean it's, I'm away, man, I got a, but I'm not I'm not sure I follow, in other words, you're saying that you're you have a mean streak that you can directed them. Is that what you're saying I hang? Will you work where I can sort of take on our nose on its I'd, say you make being passiveaggressive an art, but it's it's enjoyable and it's fun in a way, but it's still being passiveaggressive, he's not being

dig in the sense that everybody hates him he's being a dig in that sense, where everybody just kind of admirers with it it's a very creative way. It's I'm I'm very creative selling. I think she's being supervised and trying to keep our job. I'm telling you, I think, you're real deck, that's fine! I don't care about losing my job. She doesn't like me happy. Those are gentle goarly! You! You show me your newer. Today's reality cocksucker gotta, I gotta. It's all good. I love how your eyes got really widened sparkly when you got the good juice Ancona.

Do you see uncounted you're, just you? I saw they just sparkled and I ask you mean large eyes. I understand you have you come to save us? I'm gonna drive us at a higher in Austria into a while ago. I want you to come to my defence, Hollow Davis Defence AIM here who Paul I just want to say one thing: power has been with me and since nineteen ninety three and we knew each other before the Senate live. So you know me like thirty year long time so do you want to say anything here? Here's what I want to say here. He ripped you to shreds it's really funny but to the delight of everyone else, so you have to avoid being victim I should like. If I have to ask him something: I do it alone, because our otherwise I'll be victimized rate riots right. Yes, so would you say

a bad person. No, I'm crazy about you now. The problem is this: doesn't get to come out that often I can there's a gear. I have that can't be on tv, like Ben there a little bit every now and then I do have a huge catholic conscience. So I don't wanna know how do I get a morally bankrupt person? I dont get that's like Canada, Harris saying to Joe Biden. I don't think you're a race, but anyway, let's talk, but we must acknowledge that enough about me. I I do think that there are a lot of people in comedy that one They want to be in comedy, but they also want to be cool. Did you say? that sometimes for their people that- and they don't understand that you kind of Is we are deal where you have to risk not being cool? You know being worried about being cool shouldn't, probably go with comedy, it doesn't come.

It doesn't go with it at all. Unless you're making fun of yourself for wanting to be cool, and yes, you take it to the eternal inside out, there are other than that. Yeah doesn't have any now when I watched VP, which have established that absolute the door is watching. It now is thinking. This had been somehow therapeutic for you to play Selina Mire because you got to be calm, lately I mean it's fun to be that uncaring about. The people at least two to inhabit that role. For a chunk of your day. Yeah it is fun, it was spectacular fun. It was enormous hard work to do that. Show, but once we got it you know sort of when when things would click into place, it was a dream. Like the best job. I've had my my whole life, really and I had a few good jobs rises like incredible that cast too

Just there is not a very deep bench, we hand. Yes, I thought it was almost too point of absurdity. Were I kept adding up the you know like wait. Gary calls there, and I mean I mean I just could add so many people up every if a person there so many them, I can even come up with their names right now. That's just fine. We know either they are fantastic Yoni, how Kevin done red sky, clumps gay- sandwiches and Ngos I just went on and on and on, whilst him Simons yes I was blown. Way by whoever is getting all these people to know. One plays a false note, but I fought for you particularly did you leave a day on that set where you felt kind of like hey. I got that out of my system, like I got to peace tax if these section uncaring You know a person

I got to be so mean in so many different engine. Yes ways now. I didn't serve that. No, not that, but I would leave set thinking if assuming the day of gone well, that a wee wee nailed that seem right now, but it wasn't like about because at the risk of sounding to actually about this, I came at it from a different angle. You know of not being in so much but about being well, you know what her point of view is. Right is the only point of here. Yes yeah she is what's interesting now, because that showed it such a brilliant job of being. Me on its own, but also being hyper relevant to what is happening right now. Yeah that by the way, a complete yes accident, the time its lightning in a bottle it. Just I could tell you didn't start out to do that. Oh my god.

No, no guide the opposite. I mean we had sort of a line in in political history that we didn't cross timeline. I should say so. I dont again thing beyond Carter Reagan Was it around there and we didn't go anywhere near real history after that yeah and and we are very varied delay We never identified party which turned out to be a godsend, so you know all of those, but an yeah. The show we do things like the vaccination stuff that was in the most season, and then axing. You know everybody It's getting measles and whooping cough everything else and needs a huge political football also? He was so interesting that this character

Jonah Ryan, who is comically comically inapt and unlike a ball and to the point where a few exists and on television eight years ago you would have said well he's funny but his little like Larry Lindholm on MASH, like no one can exist in the world whose that don't mean who is always ever? Did you two cartoon? Yes, but sadly it became wait a minute. You can go on stage big and say we have proof now that one stage and say seven hundred and fifty absolutely reprehensible fangs and still become the prison I'd states, I found that lie urged ink in extraordinary stupidity. An end, just let it out there. Yes, you know like the talking about the airports, during the revolutionary war. That was a very deep. Like me.

Yes, it's that outlines turd was trunk, did mention that during the colonial revolution we did We captured the british airports. He blamed that on the teleprompter, purely because because this is very Selina. It is, though, it so fascinated me, he'd say here If, if I said well, we all know that seventeen years ago I married a cactus and my children are three sailboats and then people say what the hell was, that no went hey man, it was on a teleprompter. That's not an excuse. You know it certainly is not I'm supposed to know that wait, a minute, that's not right to prove my speech Pierre. I made, for example by yeah they're, just so many things with with Jonah Ryan, where I thought that character, it went I'm being

silly and kind of cartooning too. Oh they really were. The show is making the point that he he can say and do any thing and survive it and even go up in the polls. Yes, exactly now rise up, man shouldn't. You were happier topics. You talk a lot. You ve talked about the past, about frustration and how you think frustration has been part of your career, and that has been good for you is that how do you explain I guess has been good for me in retrospect, but yeah I feel frustrated all the time. So so and it sort of fuel I guess my,

ambition and may be its fuelled my take on playing different roles to a certain extent. Maybe I'm doing when you show your frustrate items, I mean if we got a time machine, he went back to you at eighteen. You you'd have a frustrate a level of frustration. Oh yeah, ok, yeah, yeah yeah. I may I it is like get on. I wanted to get on with things and you know get in do another play and I couldn't be bothered with school and I just had to you know, and we had to get this show up and we had to get you know for me sort of underage at a time. A to do list of things that I had to get done. That was sort of fraud The item we may frustrating is little pejorative, but I think somebody coin that article, but I may be that there there's an element that's true. I mean it in it, but in Imply- somehow I am unhappy

oppian, I'm not really unhappy. What about what have we change? The word to impatience. There was like an impatience to like I've got something to say: I've got stuff to do and I want to get it dont yeah there again and that I and I like that, that I can relate to yes, I have felt the same way at eighteen. Nineteen like let's go and people would say, let's go what, and I would say you don't understand I gotta go. I got shit, I gotta do right. People thought I see no crazy, yeah and I was but I understand that I understand the impatience and how that can feel you and then you get to this interesting thing where you had these Rhetoric, achievements, but the impatience level probably doesn't really drop. My dear it doesn't diminish it all yeah. What's it all about, we gotta keep going right. I mean I don't wanna like I want to keep working get so now I gotta find something else to do right. Yes, Well, that's very I'm in

somewhat impatient of trying to call it a little bit and because I could use it because it's been a rough couple years, but but I gotta find another gig. That's really excellent, and you know that's, really that's low hanging fruit, finding really good material, as you well know so never really went looking for it was just happy with the gig over here and there yeah. No, I know what you mean. There's only keep working on it. I, like doing shit. I lay us laying like this, so I want to keep going. There is a point that I think you could probably relate to wear it. You have this. You look at your career and here in this very rarefied air of these. This, these great accomplishments, and then it's easy for.

People to say: what more could you possibly want They don't understand that it's like, for example, you get the Mark TWAIN Prize. And that's a huge steel and it's fantastic and you d- you deserve the hell out of the Mark TWAIN Prize, but there's a there's a part of it might be thinking. This is nice, but there's a lot more to do. Yeah and- and this is nice- and either way you gotta make a speech to prove that you they get this I hear we're giving you this award. You like, oh, that's, so exciting, and you have to make fifteen minute speech after we give it to you and for me that was profoundly tariff oh my god, the pressure for that moment and then and then also I'm not done. I mean, as I was watching. This thing is we're at the Kennedy Centre in Europe, not only centre and all these huge stars were coming out and singing the praises and kind of like being it

Funeral, yes, and I said to Brad and say to him. I my dad I mean. Is this like this is intense? You know you got to be kind of like so much you you serve would feel dizzy you now It was the little much worse I've been there too to perform for other people and they set up in a box. At the Kennedy Centre and they preside over everyone talking about them Kennedy center. I know- and I was thinking of you aid a real, healthy ego to be able to hand That was no qualms. Can I mean like, of course, yeah. I didn't have enough, of course, feeling exactly nor I could tell you. I would be very anxious. I enjoy It was there. I was glad it. It went off. Ok, I was took a quick break because there is more to do

Ok, there's more to do in this business yea for both of us right. I now believe me. I know your eyes get huge, very tense. They just pop read out wonderful why'd they go for many people. High school is an embarrassing time of life. It can be embarrassing that are a few had that sooner I did not. I was an incredible jock. What no captain of every team, every single sports team. You can't change the narrative captain of every single team by ice. I feel like no one would believe that lost my virginity fifth grade. Ok, I was just incredible, so I don't know, but I told that people have a hard time of yeah, I'm sure with your awkward body, see upsets supper

you seem sorry, usually when people feel really sorry, they laugh so hard. They can't catch their breath. Okay! So now you win, I had some difficulties in high school. Yes, you know I'd it and all smooth sailing what yeah? Ok, that's really funny yeah. I guess the jokes on me yeah anyway laughing at you again. We hear nothing when upon Castillo here, no anyway, this new show a new show called every things gonna be ok, and heard the sun. They show up it's it's quite compelling, sir. Sounding there's a cat. Character, her dad is dying. Her gay australian, half brother moves in two razor end of the show is called everything's going to be okay and it's these two characters. Matilda and genevieve- and this does not sound like your typical sitcom Matilda has autism and Genevieve is just as someone who's dressed up like a quote child whore widow, and these

characters. I guess have all these adventures. I have a half brother Nicholas, there's a funeral. Everyone shows up, apparently they he's got a little off the hook. This may sound depressing, but I'm told this show is really find a watch. I'm sorry, did you see a little off the hook? Yeah! That's that's all. That's always kid say it sounds like it could be depressing, but then it's off the hook. Now, although I used to correct ok, yeah, so maybe you're in Kronk village. Why I'm quite content- and I use that, equally, I re worried I don't throw a hazy over. There are losing oh, my guide, everything's gonna, be ok, that's the name of the show. Out of here I just turned eighty mecca: premiers January, sixteen thirty, eight thirty, seven, thirty central on free form, that's right, watch. All my entertainment free form check it out.

And we're back, but it isn't it like. There's no time at all went by yeah that was cough like we just popped into the time, machine and out again and then will write out again in due time. You got on your notice, says how current stuff says: go after Julia, Lui, Dreyfus it looks like you did a shit ten, a researcher even fill out the first, but all this stuff too, but I don't like to use the research elector. I didn't know your Seinfeld toy looked at this it aloni. Aligning beans issue. Have you made your peace with the fact that you will never walk by a tv set that thirty percent of the time isn't planks sign? no I have not. You have no major base with AL. I have not an but I dont, maybe you can

appreciate this. I don't really like to watch any of that. The great time doing it and staff that it makes me anxious to go I can look at it. So I just serve avert my eyes for the most part right, Brennan airport you're someplace in its in the background, and you just you of your eyes correct you turn to the side and yeah. You did I I did and you as I did when I was a writer there, but I back in my scenarios, people must say: oh, you must have so much. Fun is fear personnel years and- What I am fond of is the experience I liked being thrown into the deep and at sea, she young age. I know you were much younger than I was when I think I was twenty four when I was on San alive and you, much younger than that. I appreciated getting I'm in the deep and I wouldn't change anything. I did kind of find it terrifying, even as a writer YO and I dont know what that's hard-

plain that two people how many years were you there? I was there for three seasons. Yeah me too, yeah. It was very scary and I was ill equipped. I was not a writer and so I just came in as a actress right. You know how that works. I'd better get your action now so it was. It was not exactly what I thought it was gonna be right at all, but you every David Cement, Larry David, my third year there. He was only there for one year and and we bonded in misery and and then, a few years later, I'm ok about, but I will say that being there and learning serve the ad serve the agony of doing the show and how that their say, as I'm term edessa now doing

I've show and having the heart ache of that cause. I didn't really excel there in any way, except I did learn certain things by failing and enriched, fact an end, so that sort of informed my life moving forward from that point for sure would you agree with this? I have a thought sometimes, which is I wouldn't change a thing. For everything. I wouldn't changes everything. It's happened, all the ups, all the downs. I wouldn't change a thing Would you say that about your own career? Would you if you could go back and change a few things? Would you change them? Oh sure, you would change how yeah yeah. I change him yeah. Why I don't, but I dont say that sort of. Regretfully I mean it, really asking me. I am no yeah. I think you would change anything. I would. I was trying to trick you. Yeah cause. I was not his answer. I wish I was just saying that I was lying

Guess I really want to get into your trap which, by the way I avoided completely you'll notice, I'm still, you know what you man. Eyes or working overtime. Your eyebrows darting around. Here you are a clear. Let me explain, mediocre, I'm not aware of that. I'm just talking to you. Ok and people, and you know people friends, mine will say you. What are you doing? You ve made it so clear that you hated them. This sir. You dont like a person like we talk about doing nothing, I'm just sitting there listening and I dont know any control over this, it seems rates. Users just goes off on its own. Is so great, so entertaining and what's fascinating is

One thing I've always loved about soap: opera acting is there is here, phones came here to ashes. Can I don't know? I'm not saying you are this, but I'm saying that you're saying no, I m not what I'm saying is, and here comes. This is eminently in soap operas. Someone will say, Jeffreys coming to the party and the woman will go Geoffrey and be like. Is everything all right and should be like I mean it's fine looking forward to seeing Jeffrey now in real life, its clear, no you're, not looking forward to seeing Jeffrey, but all you have to do in a soap operas go I mean I can't

wait to see how they re and then everything is ok. Ok, your face, who has been doing maximum that's for out showing absolutes disdain and discussed for some of the areas as this is the face that I'll be giving you when you are now saying. Oh, did Q untie calling you don't like it can really work. I do really see us hanging around a lot at your house. I mean I becoming around a lot versus, That's not true and, second of all, I would love to see you and have you accept the only thing I will say this. I don't really like I like to but I don't really like to cook that much and I used to love to cook, but I've lost patience with it. So

that's the one were halfway. Go out for a post. My sight hosts made something. That's fine. I guess I dont really. I dont believe impose mates because I think that's not gonna work very well. I feel like this foods can come. Come it really does it now and I put down postmen because maybe there Finally, the shy and do something here, but I know they're not will welcome. Then its cap not gonna work. Its current and they often get the order wrong. Sorry postmen speeches do you know. I didn't order this. You know This isn't what I asked for. I took to pieces and you put a hamburger in the middle of them rapid. So I ask for so sorry: post maze. You had your chance you could about, and we're going to figure this out, we're going to figure out a way to get dinner. My happiest, what about you Your husband I've worked together before and I really like him, but he may. He may not want me around, like you so good. Looking, I didn't think I was

Leslie, so I know you're these sign a guy like you got that red haired thing going, and I like that. Let us stay on this topic for a little bit, So I'm your type is what you're saying. Well, you were Tell you just ask me that question you know I could feel that slipping away. So did I handle that badly you hand you yeah you dead anyway, I ragged fuck. I just got way to be about that will will recover from that yeah. We'll move on. I know that you this position now, where everyone saying okay, I want to be part of the next Julia Louis Dreyfus thing. Do you know what you're going to do? Do you have any ideas? no

No I'm right now, I'm in postproduction on this movie that I made with our friend will fare all go in so I'm working on that film, but it hasn't not yet and other than that. I dont have a plan yet and formulating it why do you got any ideas I'll do anything you like to work when you gonna catch a break, yeah. I think that for probably is Agnes it again it just the way you ve always been it's. This is This is where you are, and this is who I was two very much, which is I liked to make stuff had people say to me because believe it Now, I'm the old guy in late night, television and people silk Finally, I am- I am the old guy now started out. As for two three, my career was the young punk and then overnight

lasted long. Your grand you like what happened. It's switched in one day from your, not old enough to have shown easing, but anyway I find that I've had people now say to me said he think he'll winding down soon drift off into the sunset I like to make stuff. I really liked it and we let you know why are you trying to buy? Why would you mind? I mean unless you're need to go, wine down in your desperate for a break, but I don't get the sense. And now you are God no yeah. Well, I'm not that either no that's why you and I will work together one day. I know I do that its Oh, I didn't movie, I'm writing called he's, heard type etc o Brien enjoy Lou Dreyfus. Your name can go first, that's all you you're in a row the good marriage, yeah everything's, solid, yet and then use this guy on the beach?

First, you think as a belgian woman, but then you get a closer look and it's called here he's. My is wrong com. Nothing ever happens. It's just he's my type right. It's it's a senior citizens rights or no it's one of those. Are we seniors? We are not getting their. I got news for you friend or get in there. Don't you speak to me and those tones, I'm speaking deal like tat and it's not gonna stop Homelike, God, man yeah. She looked vent ass today, sit on my hair blown out. So that's what happened. I know this is what happens on a podcast. You come in looking, I'm so we stunning and in its podcast yeah? No, I ride out. I was swinging her show today I didn't I didn't realize it was a pact that you know what I want to see. More tape on you tell your mother didn't want to see more proof that you ve got what a to Z shows that a high honor,

she's our this is our finale. This is our. This is our final podcast of this. Really fun season and I will be ass. You do, I cannot think of a better person to end this really lovely season that we ve had this been such a joy in such a surprise, when I found out that you are willing to come on the phone episode. I was filled with absolute. Entirely now incandescent joy, because I've known you know, I'm I mean that, and I am speaking for everybody in the room and everybody in our this whole bill I was just like. Oh my god, I can't believe she's gonna do our last episode. It's just first of all, thank you and say I'm surprised, you have that reaction and third of all, I think. Maybe we didn't talk about anything that was interesting enough. Whereby we didn't do enough. I think I'm having a.

How can you mean in interest to know? Shall we say sonnino about anything? Now I was fantastic, go. There's lots of things about lots of things was yeah. This isn't a we're not supposed to talk about its Nazis, one of those who talk about you know the cooling of the earth, her, the heating of the. Oh yeah. Well, I'm a scientist. It's too bad when miss you have some theories. Don't you you bitch No, I ain't sitting here getting to mind messages. You is a joyous thing from every yes, failures and I am pleased to be here and it's a treat to do a podcast with people who are laughing when you make a joke it so nothing. I was that they don't do that. Only places. I've been in part. Before we're nobody's around and you're just serve, like in the ether you have any other, usually go yeah right here I own I dont Visa Hon, CASTOR, he's a huge star in the podcast world, not goarly, that's going to be far

as he says, he's Maestro podcasting, I'm told not witness it myself, but you didn't bring your. I came to this house in this area. Owing to the Us Michelle Obama analytics. Did you say a word with Michelle Obama? No, I didn't require a y hear that go. And that, on my way home she was fantastic. Re rockstar that she's a rock star yeah and but I have to say it spent a season of him. When you mentioned will far. We started with welfare all its to spend all these traffic people, but I will buy them. Well is a absolute delight and he that person. I had the joy. Sitting with Will on we're, fly, Ngos at American Airlines is years and years ago, marble flying from one coastal either we happen to be seated next to each other and we did a comedy routine together for the entire.

Trip. We were not once real with each other, but it was too much fun. They couldn't sty totally get it it just one bit after the other act. That's a guy who comes to play and in the most amiable way? Yes, cannot be described, how much fun it is to work with that guy, you and I that's the at the end of the day I'll I really enjoy people. Obviously there are different types, but when people are there to have fun and there going to be women we mention same Richardson earlier, but people who are going to be funny when you buy into them in a restaurant and there are no cameras and their willing to play, and there were only just go with it that that always makes believe me when I was a kid, I thought that's what this business with. And then I've had some people disprove it, and some people prove it, and I've always thought I want to be one of those people that tries to prove it

total. You know you can meet me at a walmart in an idle and will have a really funny thing happened, yeah, you know yeah that's Lauren in there's no record of it and no one tweeted about it, and it just was happening. It's incredible and when you Fine people like that that when a to that prove that theory onto them for dear life, because those are the real ones. You know right now. The way I'm hanging onto you God I didn't mean it like we're, changing it. It also contains a creep anyway. Thank you so much I love you. I love your work and I am just so the into you came in today. Thank you for having me I'm delighted, an honour to be here guys. You want to review the reviewers. The Itunes reviews. Ok, wait. What is this,

this is where we take a look at some of the reviews written about the Pakistan apple. Podcast, terrifying, you ve done this or you can analyse. I you know I I protect you through these. You don't need. So there's that really bad ones you're not reading. Now that this summit is its policy on my brain way, I know is, I know I don't choosing yeah but the way you just said, I dont choose any those that we are able to go anywhere on the internet without that happening there, bad ones about sown in me their bad ones, about everything. Well, why you just told me, there's really shitty stuff about me that you're not gonna, tell me my guy, because it is to be discounted because its creepy crazy born. I'm not saying. There's not. You know relevant criticism, there's just some people that go to town in a way that says more about them than you. Why we get down this whole You just put me in a bucket and lowered me into a deep: will: that's not what and where there is there? No, no, what you made it quite! You hire only one of the highest rated podcast, I'm saying so. What I hear is one of: why not the hold it I'm not done yet

You tell me that those people out there that wish me dead now have now come on man. I've been there. Would you a drug dealer? A man is good shit. Let's get into it, I can handle ok. This is titled. Can I work for you dead, serious five stars by Smelly Y, see tee, this is one of my all time. Favorite podcast I've been a long time fan of continents gone too many taping enjoyed everything he's ever done. I'm super serious about wanting to work for you. I will help out in any way. But when Conan yells for his lunch I'll get it if sooner or Matt need their feet rubbed off rub. Please consider hiring me to work for You have you, your energy is awesome and I feel like a relate to each of you in so many levels keep up the great work and thank you for the laughs, ok and then also who await who was personnel leaves Y see two years and smelly. I thought that

a lot of nice things. You said the feet rubbing that those times are over. No, no. No, I want to join team. Coco gives five stars by Coco Hopeful, oh what I would give to work at Sona and Matt's assistant or just in anyway, that's connected to team Coco and the Mccobb witty and hilarious banter. That goes on with Conan love. The podcast. Wait. What did you sound like you, don't give me pleasure. There was more like a picture when our ok schedule strange guy, you're lucky you are, and I felt no oh yeah yeah man, you're comebacks or just a fantastic you're, throwing high. He like an incredible thousand times more man. This can't come soon and ok, let's get into it, that's nice. So now I would like you to note at the job you routinely complain about is what people really want to have until they can have it back you at you

No. I wouldn't I need to. I want to buy a house. I know now that we're not why wouldn t or I wouldn't because of your Levin offend. You know me, I Wanna buy a house, and I you deserve our say. Thank you and so yeah I'd need this job. But if someone wants to come in Do everything I'm supposed to do. We have that its after system it s, assistant, David and timely. Does the things that you don't do cause you're goofing? You know at four reels, though I know how many people want this job. Kinspeople tell me they want my job on a regular basis and that I appeal she'd that I have my job.

An altered. Your behavioral work does as fantastic. I mean I find that fascinating. Why? But I think it would take three weeks for anyone to get my job and being the exact same out. Look as you yeah you ruined this job. So how do I do that? Because when I do you remember, I think we may have talked about this, but I'm not sure I came in. I was professional. I took notes I cared and then so. I talk to my grandma on the phone. Speaking turn Armenian and I hung up- and you were like Well- was that it sounded like you were arguing with Dracula going to say. I was in my office and I heard all of a sudden only here, you're going alike, Conan, ok, Conan, hey good, Show Conan. A continental assentingly together form a new start to go like sleep.

For us, then you around disease that scientists cobbling. I must get to the point and I would just like what the hell's going on. I didn't know you could do that. So I was just a little bit shocking, but then I think we were after the races because it was soon after that that I started Michael Jackson passed away. I called you, and I said I demanded private viewing. But I don't want to run into Tito, and you believed that I knew Michael Jackson and I were I when I came to work. I saw your pad and it was like viewing avoid tee to have your writing it all down, and you are trying to figure out. The theory is growing by way of thinking that he's gonna get a private viewing eggs body. I was like how do I do this? Who do I call her publicists? Do I reach out and then and then this later showed up- and I know some one of the tabloids did a thing of like the meanest people on television and I

in the list, like the meanest, threefold man and reassure, was a tabloid or the New York Times curly arguments as they also print a lot of fake news, but no these at the corner. Brian, is you know, horrible boss, who forced his assent. Hence too I've tried deleting Michael Jackson's body. We have one workers, we talked about it. We may even have talked about it on the somewhere. We undermine the animal rights and got out there and they printed it like. It was a real family which was hilarious like I just love than I was in the pantheon of the cruellest people enemies. So I'm what I'm saying is I started off being very professional and wanting to do their job properly and then you came in pictures just ruin I think other things to your predilection for edible. Ok, marijuana, UK your fan of your drink,

match we hired an assistant. Do it your drink You like a drink. You winkie urban area like, although, if you few married life, you ve cleaned up. Well, I have you were a you were a kid is the pirate three years. He really were You are an insane crazed pirate. I you know I would go on road trips for the show and you would be swinging from hopes from the rafters with you know: Adieu be in your lips, Elden holding juggled triple x to kill. You know, I'm a notorious reckless in the home body, but I would love to party with you name. It seems like you would be a little I was a great party or by building day, yeah yeah. I know who's, not a good partner. Me

I can be fought. I'm fine! I'm delighted, you know talk but you're, not the guy who's going to do a keg stand now. Barely worthy guy, I've been a yoke. Everyone laugh. I met. People laugh you, but if I did it take standard, be somehow with the first to be paralysed, takes no yeah, you don't party well, I mean what we mean by finding already. Well, that's what I mean like I went on, I like TAT. I want my idea. What he likes to do is, I know now is mom no united Winifred on line while averred Wilfred annually. To get together with his mom, and he gets all those really you others, wheat fin, They have a caraway seeds. You actually get those crazy and some stilton cheese and then we feel in the address and then he loves to gag just a mellow, yellow soda and then chill man just watch the sunset for you to have so many similarities. I think that the one friend that you really made Conan is is mad, and I think you need to admit that

nope never mind yeah, I'm not clarity without either here stick around four season to you will see that happens. A sea of nice with freak show over their sorry man. Hey man, you had a common man. I sure that's a nice watch again start compliment me, hey you and I'm not compliment you. I'm wondering how you got that nice watch. Someone here is taking a pipe testimony, because I am certainly not getting it whose getting the pie fast money. We caught a bull. Looking to watch. You always make fun of em for mentioning something listeners can't see, and you commented his watch and no one can see. I am a master aeroplane a picture

I didn't know he said. I'm just gonna pretend they didn't hear it acts. I am a expert at paint on land or pictures. So when I call in a wider at other people- and I compliment wise people- stones, a glass houses when I paint a picture of grass, people can see it now when you say things like positions over, I saw you didn't describe it, though you to set its next. I didn't even have to the way I said nice. Everyone could imagine it, and you know what wherever watch you imagined was the watch. That's the kind of powers, let's go home to our podcast home yeah. Well, those were good reviews. It was that we did not last long tangent, now six, nine our package, I've liked I've always wanted to keep this podcast toilet. We do

and that's what I've always work. Why did you pronounce it understood a mite admires from the gold member? Bitcoin the dutch guy huh, that's what it's from dodges freaky. I think Europe, I think you are trying to be like like you re, like Norway, Sir something we international islands toil, do toy toy that's gonna come around people industry saying that, because I said it anyway, I like to keep this podcast. Like my body, nice and I dont like pod, cast it indulge. Oh, it's two and a half hours, long man during an blithering in blather. I want this podcast to be like my naked body, nice as see through joint twite. You wanna pod cast it. You can see blood coursing through veins. I am among those model, Syria, invisible man The model that may utilise our territories system yeah.

Yet the woman and that's me quite tight- the pod cash between so stupid our eye, that does it for our season finale. We are coming back for another season season to have come, the brine needs a friend, but but yeah This is necessary. Episode for this season and spend an absolute joy started out as a complete lark. I did know what to expect and I have had a blast. If you ve enjoyed listening half as much is I've enjoyed doing it. That's a bad ratio, and I should definitely improve so stick around see to that becoming up, I believe in October, and hey check out. I dunno Harvey is

it starts in August and Thou be August. Fifth, I think those start those to be really funny aright, thanks for sticking with me and will see a soon. I don't People sign off on pine casts, so you can see. I am struggling TB waitress behind rewind come on. I'm all crimes, so

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