My name is Nick Offer. Men and my name is Megan Malalai and I don't know about you, but I feel ambivalent about being Conan, o Brien friend I felt really get about it. I hope to banish the fence a well do Cardinal Brian needs a friend. This is the podcast where I Conan top people, I've interviewed over the years on my tv job and try figure out. What's really the deal with us? Are we friends? Is it all fake? What's really have

Nothing! I'm joined in his quest. If you will, by Saddam Ossetian my assistant high end pod care, extraordinary in that's even word: mad goarly high. Ok, and today I'm talking to two of my favorite people, I absolutely adore them mega, Malawi and negative I do think of all the people have talked to, we we are legit. We're legitimately friends. We have gone out socially. Many too was a noisy mad at him. You made a noise it was, and it was an involuntary what the hell was it. You seem so Nicole about this whole thing. Well, let's just let's just keep Channing! You were saying we

We ve got out many times several. When so many many we ve gone out many times her. Ok we're gonna many times going back to I mean years years and years at least fifteen fifteen years I absolutely love you guys. I love you individually and I've seen This is even a comedy riff. But as a united force. You greater. Then you're you're, so for its part. Is that makes sense. You seen all of my separate parts or you might revised. Oh, my god. Shaking off her clothes right now and I do revised ashes. Girl she's got a great she's gotta It set a talents now I made incorrect assumption, I didn't realize this was a sincere conversation. It isn't really well

to do when you go and sincere. I go sincere lie, startle you and then you start to get yessir, and then I slam you with insincerity, because the truth is neck. Freaking loves you, he he can there's your king among men and that such a nice, I will. I will lionize you at any given opportunity. He does anywhere that's right, lionize iron, here that a lot more money for sure you'd makes it. The word sounds like it means I will tell. You like a lion as opposed. I will hold you in high regard. I will render you the king of any given jungle, so nice of you, Nick only as is big words when his being in her head, but at home he just like like cake, there is no better way of saved. There's really that sentiment. There's no,

I say this. I don't want to embarrass you both embarrass you but you're, both supremely talented people, which are also real. She beings, you're, nice, good, ethical people, I've seen that demonstrated in private many many many times and I Meyer that about you both, but I think that, thank you, that's very and ass. He was, and I mean I know, that's sincere while eyes. I feel like the reason that we have had so many double dates with you and your arm. Beautiful and even killed. Wife lies as that, whereas we have similarities in that as couples as couples, but I will say there are differences, which is lies in are both a little repressed. You two are:

sexual animals. We love you and I mean we have talked about this before, but you are quite open about the fact that your beast like I mean that as a compliment. You mean you know, not anal. No, I didn't ok? Why did you go anal this reality in the Bible. I think, is referring to in the bud. It didn't. I said beast like these geniality we'll get. And listen. Maybe that's something you guys are into I dont know and I've. And I ve never in my life, no age, a son, never in my life, and I said I want to read about, but sex where's, my bible of just now occurred me well we'll testament new testament Oliver

guess, specifically where Israel other good stuff, it's ok. Thank you attend Leviticus is the home of abominations, okay. So, but you too, I mean you told me personally, stories about the of you being in nature in the woods. For allocating, and It's this beautiful act, that animals are watching you in Congress? Can I use that term? Coyotes coyote? coyotes watched you have sex was this. It was an parkin HUF com. Water. The canyon here, in LOS Angeles, aware like like on a beautiful camping traveller early literally in the middle of the city, also We could have opened their back door, so Did you going out and thrown cold water on your right? You are innocent

almost an urban area, but you found a sort of magical it wooded area, yeah little corner a secluded area. It was. It was early on and I feel like so many The pleasures and our marriage have been cruised good bye Megan, and this was no exception. It was after play. One night we went to hence a grocery store, which is a new thing for me and got a bag, get an cheeses and about of nice wine and and she she knew the park. She may have been there before men wasn't. My first hurry back you're, like she's back the squirrels related. What are actually bans

gas is guy. Does me in an ivy eyes, I'd have been very ashamed, my own body and I'm not comfortable. I don't think I do naked out in the world. Ever I won't take my clothes off from a doctor and then you too. You must have seen and neck that he was capable of shedding his clothes and becoming almost as this Naked werewolf commune with nature and satisfier boast base urges that's one thing that I liked about neck as that he's a really nice guy, but he's also serve Lincoln, demonic, minimum serial killer. So there's both sides of access somebody's too nice. All the time you just want on punishment the boring yeah and then the guys that are really bad or new strikes. I get a young cedar, vibe from you, Nick

the only half man how it goes with with big genitals, that that plays a fine, if it goes through the woods in only what's to have sex constantly and lives today. That's when I get partially from you know when I first met Nick, I had only ever dated these really likes very skinny boy ash can have hairless and draw basically gay guises annual. You know eventually on your describing me yes, seventeen and Molly here, but go on and on I met neck and I didn't really know what to make of it all, and he at that I'm back, then that was in two thousand. He was like. I take forty pounds, heavier tour. He was a big. Big man. Casinos, was bald further play. He shaped his head for the planning and a moustache and it wasn t care. There's a lot of back hair. I remember

not you too. It was a Saturday night live A reunion show I had not met you and You came up and you introduce me to neck and neck. Was wearing a big leather, biker jacket and he had a big chain hanging off in every one else. There was no preference. Was there and you know it sank and emphasis this ridiculous gathering of of of people. They were all dressed in their finery on the groups all the grades. I think boys two men were present only the arches were their acts you show up, and you did you kind of look like It was interesting that my first take was. This is not what I expected. This is not what I expected when you introduce me, I mean who is there? Is a program

an advance in next some sartorial styles bit styling. Because when I first, madam, he was wearing a pair of golden overalls that he would right either we used as a notepad, basically something needed to rights. Amazed phone number downing just ride it cause. He couldn't afford a paper and he was living in an unfinished basement of somebody's unfinished basement that didn't have, an actual floor walls, so he could just year made indiscriminately in any given corner of his lodge. You would do that. Well. Wouldn't you I use a jar Ivan. Situation in Ireland afford a jar I mean I would. I would get out, get a few feet away from. My bed

I wasn't civil. I wasn't anatomy now so stern and that's her waste. That was the jumping off point and then, by the time we went till I fancy thing here. To really like his idea of high style was turquoise. George Anna Crazy leather jacket. He still you can't. I still really that's his dream was rude, so I had actually met you. I just want to revise of just for the record. I notice gonna go down in history. I had I had done her share. You had already met me. I'm a couple days terrorist. I met you guys together because now I think of you as one person. Yes, we are when we become sunny and share, One word in Bernstein, you know

hear you mention one without the other, your peanut butter and jelly your Leopold, Lobe, look it up. Kids. They are terrible, terrible killers without remorse and inadequate eyes ass. They were executed Moraine when anyone executed. They are put in prison for life. One was killed in prison. The other was released in, I think sixties early seventies, moved a porter Rico and died there. Two years later, my wild eyed, I know where I live, like them and comes a little We went on one of my wormholes Leopold in love. Kids, look at one of the great murder stories of all time, but there is a time for that. There's only time for you, Megan, we ve talked a lot about your family in private needs, Ask me never to discuss it publicly, and this is a pike ass though I don't think that counts you describe your firm in the first four. Let me comment on the book. The book, the greatest love story ever told on the New York best seller list and also a lesson

it was time yeah. That's our last Megan allowing the government, the greatest library ever told by it. If, for no other reason, just the book jacket is the best book jacket I've seen. I don't know. I think in memory. A jacket as well as all the photos in the book were brainchild of mega. She are directed all the it's really beautifully done, and these are great photos, fantastic photos and they let me design all back which for me, as a huge thing, because I dont use, I get that kind of autonomy on any project, I'm just the hired help. You have many talents. People controllable, must take it for granted that this great comedic accurate but you're also an amazing sayer. I've seen you for many times and who would be famous in your own right as a singer there I go to your home and you First question you want to ask: is what fancy person did you get to get you?

his art in his sculpture and you did it- you love, collecting and finding art and your incredibly talented at it, and you could also make it as a top designer home design. That's probably lead! I well dear. I wasn t all the actings things. You think you would really be a home designer. I ain't your eye on almost at a certain point. Why wasn't getting a lot of work as an actor? I Mr Rod and try to unroll is here to study. In turn design I mean it's sort of takes your breath way. At times I've been allowed in your home and the times I've also gaining when you're, not there come under it. It takes her breath with the other thing to take her breath away is how it might furniture and its absurd, but much of it has been designed and built by Mr Nick off from its insane. Up to the nicest piece of furniture in the House- oh Nick,

made that down. I haven't made anything since I think I had popsicle sticks and I tried. I traced my hand to make Turkey and then I put pop popsicle sticks it recently sold it Sotheby's for two. Point three dollars it's. Some men may be a modest of me to say this, but I think Meccans grew This talent is her taste. She almost anything she put her hand to is astonishing. She wants cut our poodles hair. He I cut our pills every year and it was cuter than anything now. Pixar has ever envisioned his tongue Dat, sometimes sing now? Is I'm doggedly determine not educate

self. In any of these areas, like I never studied acting, I never. I don't know anything about. Aren't I just pick stuff that I like, and then you know this is infuriating to so many people listening surfing. It's really appealing about both of you went around. You is that you're doing so that you love it comes out of an and need, like you need to make things. Would you now to decorate, you need to make people laugh. You need saying. Well you detail, I mean you here. We need to express ourselves creatively Don't just needed desperately want the cash and industries are the best way to get it. I need a lot of cash friends. I made some bad settings honesty, but you said Megan, I think you you described your fan As very small, mostly dead and crazy yeah, I mean my family s, scattered throughout institutions across the EU:

in your dad was like a practical joke her, but not necessarily a funny practical joke her. No, he was. I had a very dark sense of humour and for a couple of examples of his humour would be he and my mom and I would be sitting at the dinner table and then my father with others and pretend that he was having a massive heart attack and then fall over here he did commit I'll. Do that fall over Andrews plaintive. You know spaghetti or whenever an the first time it did at my mama were alike What's going on and after that we are just curling, you now get out of the spaghetti and then another time I can show you reaction when you thought it was real, was suggests, wonder her one if that's real or not well, I'm higher was probably. Where are your aunt ok going out, because I was you know, eight good, so it was really scary. I'm I'm downplaying, for the sake of you, know, podcast listeners everywhere,

sounds sounds like you. Would it would scar you ye, I don't wanna be taken into child services, but and another thing than he did was like I used to take them. I took the bus was third grade. Sosa was nine and I even the door. I didn't like being alone with my father, casinos, Roy Terrifying answer came in the door and I met my my mom's car. There and my father was standing at the top of the stairs and I said where's mommy and he said he had this vote affectation than he did all the time. He said, I'm sorry, This meant your mother is dead I first second as leg way and then he said Ladys came when I went on elaborated on how she had died and it was like a lot of some, some children lose their parents at an early age and it wasn't gonna, be an easy life, and in fact-

I said you know where she and he said the grocery store yeah. He also told me one time it was just a mean now I wasn't kit and also tell me one time when I was in high school that he had to go to the doktor cause. He had a little sky cancer lesion air, so he had to have it like more moved and I Khartoum, on the phone, because my parents had been separated by then and I said how did it go and he said worms I to tell this my dying, but they had take the air Oh well and he goes answer. I don't fry in your little friends. When I come by the house- and I I said I'm sorry to hear that an and did not correct in south until I saw him two weeks later, any we had two ears Mouselike indeed already forgotten about it by them.

We need that says he a path that just a little at a word whereby, in the queue one of acute sociopath, yeah unlikely, uphold lobe. Now look at our kids. A little butter words will apply in the queue cute sociopath yeah unlikely embolden lobe. Now look at our kids I just they were a true sociopath need to take a quick break, but we have so much more to talk about now. It's time for this segment. Current o Brien pays off the mortgage on his beach. Why did you started the laughter and I want to stress, laugh because you once it's not funny, it's a big mortgage. You made so many bad decisions it unless a bad decision and in the long run able and of being a good decision. But in the short

period of time. Right now. I need to make some money. Ok, ok and we're gonna do that right now they done on mortgage what they go for many people, high schools and embarrassing time of life. It can be embarrassing if you had that sooner. I did not. I was an incredible jock. What no captain of Every team, every single sports team. You can't change the narrative captain of every single team by ice I feel like no one would believe that lost my virginity fifth grade. Ok, I was just incredible, so I don't know, but I told it people have a hard time of yeah, I'm sure with your awkward body. See, upsets supper.

You seem sorry, usually when people feel really sorry, they laugh so hard. They can't catch their breath. Okay! So now you win, I had some difficulties in high school. Yes, you know I'd it and all smooth sailing. What yeah? Ok, that's really funny yeah, I guess the jokes on me yeah anyway laughing at you again. We hear nothing when upon Castillo here. No, anyway, this new show a new show called every things going be okay and heard the sun they show up. It's it's quite compelling. Sir and the a is character. Her dad is dying. And gay australian half brother moves in typical razor. End of the show is called everything's going to be okay and it's these two characters. Matilda and genevieve- and this does not sound like your typical sitcom Matilda has autism and Genevieve is just I someone who's dressed up like a quote child hor widow, and these

characters. I guess have all these adventures. I have a half brother Nicholas, there's a funeral. Everyone shows up, apparently they he's got a little off the hook. This may sound depressing, but I'm told this show is really find a watch. I'm sorry did you see a little off the hook? Yeah! That's that's all! That's always kid say it sounds like it could be depressing, but then it's off the hook. Now, although I used to correct ok yeah, so maybe you're in Kronk village. Why I'm quite content- and I use that- equally way where a I don't throw a hazy over there- are oh, my guide, everything's gonna, be ok, that's the name of the show out of here. I just turned eighty fittings premiers January, sixteen thirty, eight thirty, seven thirty central on free form, that's right! watch all my entertainment free form check it out. And we're back now

a break down much during their brain. You just heard a lot of stuff. I change my clothes, which was delicious. Now I had radical face surgery Nick When I first got to know you. I really did think this. Guy comes from another time you, you are not a, a man of this millennia. I really believe that were I think of the future. No the past, I think, from the past ivory I believe, and I hate Denham so say yes and an improved, but you know- and I really believe that you are a very honest policemen in eighteen forty and and would worker who makes puppets- and you came here into these times to talk some sense into us. That's the sense I get your very your old world well think are coming honest I why, when I got to show business it was interesting. I did recognise immediately how superficial

it was in I was immediately disinterested and I I said, ok not going to chase. This particular brass ring I'm going to continue working as a carpenter, and they have my number if they know if they need a slow talking guy to drive a bus or play a plumber, they'll find me and eventually, but by dribs and drabs. You know the business and I came together. But I'm in hindsight and am grateful that I had that wherewithal. I don't comes from my think, my parents from just having this ability to look at it in a given context and say: ok, my peers that are putting themselves through this auditioning process there, stressed out there all depressed, thralled drinking way too much, and I can do that. And still get paid to hammer nails, and so I can't I can't claim any great now

you know of my own accord. I think I'm just lucky and I've changed. I think I've changed a lot since we first met and you ve changed since we first met. I myself often was once a week. That's what you three stooges used to say they would crash. The floor and all three of them would Then a bathtub marvel go I not Sunday, that was. I didn't get that joke. When I was a kid and then later on, I grew up and realized, because we only had to take a bath like once a week but then I later on realised that that's considered uncouth that you're supposed to have a bath once or twice over every couple days, We are really any time you begin to stink K. I should deputy better step up, I'm to tell a quick story, and I now have told this recounted this too many people, but where Megan was in Seattle. We're doing envy young frankenstein and

lies and I were there visiting her family. So, We hung out a little bed went to see you in the show which we absolutely loved. You killed it and one day I mentioned, I liked to ride bikes and Nixon. Let's ride bikes together. So the two of us one of his long, by turning to turn his way south of Lake Washington and on an old sudden, I heard like a pig thing explosion sound and change is exploded which can happen some. I was on a bike and I'll say that, as an experienced bikes men So you know I'm really ride bikes. Splendid in pieces when everywhere now I know me, I would have gotten off the bike and said: oh shit. My bike blew up. This was pre Uber Bernie thing like that, but I guess I just have to pick it up or high, the boyish an ngo, walk and find a cab neck gathers all pieces, and I said what are you doing and he said why I think this can be fixed. And then he said I just need a flat rock, and I did

No, I thought he was doing a bit and didn't know you as well and then when you found a flat rock, and this is me telling exactly what happened. You assembled all the pieces and you lay them out on a flat rock, and then you found another rock and you are inspected them on and you found the right one and started, hammering the pieces back together again until after about forty minutes. You had completely reassembled the chain using prehistoric tools. You got on and then you one on your way and when eyebrow later on. You acted as if Anyone else I would be bragging about that for years you like it was unmanly of meat even mention it. This is what one does when their bicycle. When a machine breaks you find rocks, you fix it and then you're on your way. What's your problem, city boy. That's just it was just proper compartment I think you could have made if you needed to in that moment a radio using the twigs

dead rabbit. And some manure. I think you could have made up pretty good M, F and radio that also got serious if you thence in so true and we seriously for many years, because we watch the show survivor religiously end to the season. Finale is for the last two years. We have always said that we thought that neck would kill on survivor for them of those very reasons, have your thought about that. You go on celebrity survivor and you couldn't even celebrity just regular then discussed yeah. It's mean we're We ve sincerely looked at in reality it was actually maybe in it happen, and then he got another like an acting job. The the thing about the things that really do it. You would really gone survivor. I would love to everything and we really fun. I don't know, I think I'd be good at some things, but I'm not certain that I would be

you think you wouldn't may get acts. I can't think of one thing you and me together. I'm not sure how well I would fare in the social aspect of the game, because every running freaking disease, right but you'd be don't play games right cause, not he does how he has now. I he has no guy. I didn't began at the lying here: yeah his brain he's not aft up enough to just think of how does very, very and also you would probably say something like you are kind of get goin to go ahead. At one time. We were staying in a hotel always in Seattle, and we were therefore seven or eight weeks

and we had been in this same room for the whole time and we are moved and they were living their right and they were like, oh, but there's this one week and where we have to move you out of the room, because we it's a honeymoon situation. We promised these people, like you now two years ago that they could have this you're sweet for the weekend and we are like a way to move all over everything. So egg really surprised me with his revenge fantasies and though- and I remember those distinctly, was

moving all our stuff family. Like ok, fine, no problem, let us move into another room for the week, I'll move all pack up all of our buying. It's fine as we're doing that Nick would some how procure a dead to dad rats which she would put. He would unscrew the heating. The event over the heating said Hoddan and he would put the dad rats in. Air and then screw the thing back on then turn my head on and slowly rising would fill that room described it to me in such detail. I kid thought it down to the last detail. I do that I think about it, but I dont do it right sonar Zelie, my assistant, so just jump in four seconds. I have a great, I have a lot of pent up irish rage and, having my imagination, I think of rate things like I could do right, but I never do them right, but a lot of them have to do with murder

or two about how we are going to murder, and so it s a little bit more dark than putting rats and eventual ya know. China also really screwed up It's a good idea, as I do the day I'm trying to watch might have been trying to wag eat well and I've been told, you know you can occasionally have estate, but us be really lean. Just make sure it has no sorry son, I'm in this. She she restaurant, is actually more of a history restaurant and they have a stake that they serve and it's the perfect stake? It's a really lean curtain. It just comes with vegetables, it was the perfect thing for me to eat. Now is hungry, and it says: yeah. We smother read in this butter sauce and I said good I'll have that, but just could you just could I do not have the butter sauce and this guy Schuyler. Tweed cap ring suspenders, without with like!

hips tree mustache said no. You have to take it. The way we- and I said no, I'm asking for, as you know, the stuff that I'm not allowed to eat. Can you just do not have that in the gallant? Hey man? That's not our seeing here you gotta have it on, and so he I said: ok I'll just have the fish. Then I said it like that and he went got it and walked away, and I spent the next forty minutes doing elaborate with lies at the table. Ways that I was going to fuck with this guy and screw over this restaurant and take them down and make them pay. And then, of course, every time he came over, I'm just like yeah perfectly nice. He left a really nice tab. Fish I didn't want, but I was you know, but God I had great fantasies. I think I was gonna put his body in a heat vent its things that's healthy. I do a lot of revenge.

Size or more lies so just said rap. Just about that and I do think than you could do on answer virus, because I think that you do have that side of you, which is, and I started by seeing, which is that you're not just like super, Mr Nice, all the time you have and others, I'd can asking the question because her watch naked in afraid. Could you do Nick? What could you go on? Could either of you? Go I naked and afraid. Now you will wait a minute you're in the woods. Were coyotes and Her flies one doing it like animal yeah with like bugs current up your badge. No the Van DEN Berg'S- are definitely that would go. I'm gonna kind, didn't know you don't have to. I have a book of insects at home. I will look up the valley bug, I'm not not downwards. I mean I love watching it. I think those people desert like committed there like hard core survival survival. Yeah buying. It's really weird, I

The thing that I, do as I grew up, and these coasts. I spent a lot of time traipsing around the woods and stuff and sent off to camp bugs it's nothing. I love about LOS Angeles, there's no back. There's no bugs seemed to be no bags anywhere right. Yes and frankly, I can't wait if that is the price we pay for, if, if it means global warming and the extinction of our species, all I'm all for it, but I don't. The bugs and naked and afraid the idea being naked and being caught? they attacked by bugs all manner of events. This thing I would like about is you know, learning, although crazy tricks that they have to like build, shelters and you know they magically kind of solve any problem with their the wherewithal, if they ve garnered over their years is survivalist. I find that fascinating, but there, hey kid, that's it so fine, a train and afraid, and I'm always afraid when I'm naked,

it is not just to actually you're afraid to be urinate. I want to be on the show afraid to be naked, in which your name changes huddled in a corner and does it take your car you're, not even you're, not even in the wild european you're comfortable home near year by year, in your bed a man in my bedroom and am fully clothed, but the producers of Cameras- Saint, please, you gotta, take off your clothes and I'm desperate arrayed yeah, but at the end I always win hundreds of thousands of dollars you naked with another with a naked women. You wasn't me you would not nick as the mouse he's the least likely man than I ever have now.

Not every even look at another woman, it's kind of its way of so many negatives in there I can I can I can. I can hear these two man who wouldn't not not so I dont have no idea what weight so Nick Nick around a naked woman who's, not you what he would be Harry incredibly embarrassed and wouldn't know what to do or where to put his eyeballs lead mercury through pursuit here, out of cherry, would, out of a beautiful mahogany, add new I urge creator, or at least not in doesn't ever even look at it's weird look at other women. Yeah doesn't do that! That's nice! I think I would overcompensate somewhere. I would try to June. I mean I do a lot of stick about them, be naked and me being naked, but all the wildest humiliating way

I think it's best that I not go on naked and afraid eyes what I'm getting here, and I think in fact, that you not go on naked afraid. I think so I think none of us are going on now. It's It's out that I've been invited and here's the thing here is really what it comes down to magnet have a two week role whenever, apart from more than two weeks times, I'm suspending at Venice, you say that because I really want to watch it one really comes down to it. When you go on survivor, whether you're the first person kicked off or though the winner everyone has to stay for six weeks, because you can't the we asked can't know who goes home goes home. So if one day, while at a many companies that they wouldn't let me visit him if he got like if you got kicked off after four weeks, but you know what you could mean. Perceval lies and I would come and stay at your place. I love your house, will stay there. Thrilled, but I'm

and I am thrilled now. That's not what I'm getting at all and I read faces anyway, I would make it my business to be around and protecting you and being a good friend to you and you, and even Mr Sky you'd, be so many laugh, somebody good time. My love for survivor as such that this would be the one and only exception I would make to our two equal I let it have it's a nice, my wife and I have actually parole, but ours is every two weeks she wants me to go away for eight weeks. It s worth its allay different than what you guys do, but its kept us together. I that's good. I'm glad that you would suspend that. I am glad that you will do that if we do, if we and, and I agreed to it, there's a eventually on the show. Later. In the game weeks in they bring in loved ones of the contestants,

and quite often when the loved one is revealed in that they run and clasped each other. It could be a spouse or parents or a similar me they a lot of sobbing and an incredible emotional people? Now I would on the ground and cry my eyes out because only if I could be away from me for six months, Suddenly Sweden moment story making love to coconuts. I wish you could probably fashion so that its earlier more pleasurable, listen are allowed a little reading on this and, if you're gonna, if you're gonna make love, to have a melon, their benefit mountains and his past. That's just leave it at that, obviously need a bore, a hold, but the thing you may not realises you wanna training for at last my question:

guessing. Hopefully your pocket knife yeah. So what would you do to the whole? You gotta know you got a chance for the edge that whole, because the rind sharp and really chafe. Yes, this is just something I've read up on. Benefits of cantaloupe and you can warm it up for a couple minutes. How you got microwave won't be sorry in a couple minutes in the microwave for a chamfered edges and then do you can you give them known around that, last well. Can you do this. For me Can I may it's kind of a one, none of us they hit the road on it. I'm debate to good, do a tour to be alone and so manner, air, that's kind of despoiled, well turned into travel with, like has fallen melons. This took a turn.

And you know it mostly. Usually, I would say I didn't expect that, but when you to respect your selling for the melons We are both we're gentlemen yea and we are sure Horace and you know treat that now unwell, The point is I would say to any other guests. I didn't see it going this way when you walked in only, I did see gassway window, if you walked in because, yes, you are sex, depraved animal listing. Yeah centralists, nothing ravished each other nightly and it seconds me things wrong things: evil! That's your problem might get it I'm but yeah. You know what you two are come to do it here. No one can see you they'll be some sounds in the background, but I can hummed a cover. Those sounds

You see him from where your cause. Yet you look really handsome. Yeah really gone on to do some work done are here. I got work done. I wish I'd pay more for it and went cheap. Ah well, then it looks them in the irish people, That's the problem. It's a place. It said you're in and out in an hour and yeah they dont use Anastasia, and they say they do take. They take bonded checks, And so I went there and I said just let's: pull back the cheeks, it unaffected. Pan all melons exactly they sat area should shoulder of used Melanie. Is that what I said, yeah yeah with they ve been despoiled by a celebrity. We can actually someone Ebay, you weren't you

What's a melon diary, you wanna Melanin Nick often in fact, and then Whilst the bidding go crazy. I apologize to everyone aright Megan Malalai Nick often in there's no greater couple history of the world. The alarming we wish you all the best narrowing down, but I can't think and now it's time for a segment called corner. O Brien pays off the mortgage. John is Beach house. Mrs Mann, I believe in the beginning, you said you might be ambivalent. You are a bit more positive after this conversation. What are the prospects of continuing this friendship? Peacenik wow, I feel like we were jesting when we said ambivalent,

by we I mean neck, the truck we love Conan me mad madly, and so I think everything has had a very, very, very happy, beginning mental very nice. I noticed you, two were holding hands almost the entire time. To that was very our warm and we like it, it's a habit, the nice habit. You could hold hands with her? Wouldn't you I should get. That was like a kind of e t sort of reach here. That is very sweet. Thank you. Guys for doing this Thank you, sir. Thank you loved, so kind Do you know I'm in the room, eight inches from you. You acted like you're in a well and you fell in the darkness and you're wondering if I'm out there somewhere I'm right here. Ok, content.

Yeah. The reviews are in for this pipe cast, we're doing we're doing well, we're doing well or your pie cast us five star ratings, which is great five star of how many stars out of five No, that was out of five yeah was out of ten. That's actually, where my mind Gus, ok basis. The way I've been raided by most people, relationships that I've been in Five out of five- that's cool you, ok, so far, so good, that's great! was one of those people out there thinking. I want to know what you're thinking organ to read. Some reviews are eight, so amateur amateur read some. Yeah keeps saying: you're gonna do it, but if you are a pitcher in baseball neurons man, you're gonna pick pretty soon gonna pitch the ball pitch the bowling. You never did never MAR gave five stars and their review is it's not bad what

yes, not bad and he's any gave me five stars out of five. Yes, so late. That guy goes in to an Arby's and perfectly mediocre sandwich and says it was edible. Five out of five Man he's just handed out five stars left and right, not bad how about life changing the five stars If I start, as is their well, if you're gonna, something after five stars right. I now see what life is all about a method. Thank you, Conan. It don't write. Bad. Where's Sue suicide, but soon Dubbs Sue, Dubbs, no Sue Dobbs he was reading there on Sue DAB said your pike ass makes me want to give you a hug. Oh sweet! Is it, though, or is it that you feel sorry for me you it could be. She feel sorry for you. But be I listen Tom and I just want to give him a hug, but I will also say when I was single pity

was the motivating force behind most of the women at their hooked. Up with me, so pit is my friend. I think she may pity me, but that's ok, doesnt matter at something them brag about pity. Pity was pity was my wing man. That should be the name of my Murphy Pity was my wing. Man becomes I would like to hug her as well as long as it was all monitored and was done appropriately. It can match what Madge Nicky manage these are all screen names, a what's goin on Ec Madge right he's a ginger beer, ginger's or people to die. Tat, tat, question mark Oh, my God, this brutal. And were very well reviewed, podcast and these are they're happy comments

yeah, I'm a ginger, alright engine. There are people too? there's should have made that plural ginger. Are people did apparently were nice. We came speak correctly. Yes, your ginger's are where the one group that everyone feels comfortable, making fun of dirt. Like think about it, miss age of extreme sensitivity. You couldn't make a comment about any They are a kind of person divided the battles, you focus on those? I have a lot of rebels You know a lot of them. Don't show up on camera on tv. Of course, make a bond, but my hands have a ton of freckles my my hands. Look. They just look crazy you ve got so many right you see my hands when I come back from the caribbean Island, I look like a mummy. They just crawled its way out of the tomb I was

when I met you for the first time only speaks Corleone you talking about you surprised the amount of freckles, they got have that many know what surprised you, biased guy, the highest people? Don't think, I'm that all your presence is commanding. Thank you. You welcome because you just right now, but Gorlias saluting me. He is leaving me the way. They do in the Navy, that the surreal seriously my height and then freckles, but on my face or just in general, I am only joking, but you'd yeah, you don't see them on TV, Yossi Monti with their actually becoming cause it exceeded. Its part of you Yes, it makes me more human. What they they look good. Well, thank you I take it easy bow our back oftener yeah I'll cut this I like this yeoman keep oh yeah the one positive thing we really heard about me out, but three star, sorry yeah, I get girly when he met me, gave me three stars for my fiscal parents.

Like the podcast so- and you got that going, it was nice and be cutting and say that was nice. I hope he doesn't cut that out. I don't know I don't care, I don't I don't know. Reading only one. What's keep to sell, K C It's your trouble reading. Now, I'm just trying to choose ones off. Mad mad mad too near the end of life. It's important to record your voice so that the family can listen back and remember you fondly. He thinks I'm at the end of my life, Maybe he knows something that I don't know what three is not eerie. How old you think. I am not that old, some kind of veiled threat. I hope so you hope so near. I ever gets my name in the papers. The important thing is that we say that when I don't know what I'm saying next, The important thing is, I do believe is correct that their work

where did voice is important, and I want to say something else, MRS me just free will and hear peoples. Asked words used to be very important and they talked about it. A lot you know like with one of the founding fathers was on his death bed, he'd say the republic still stands and then he would die. You know is our real did so and save us. I think people set things like that people used to say things like and now I go to my rest. Then they would die Stonewall Jackson famously when whose mortally wounded his last words were taken. Over the river and into the trees was beautiful and any passed away, and Thinking about it. There aren't last words anymore because they keep us going forever immoral hooked up. We have tubes in her mouth and stuff at the ends. Where last word you, like you, don't mean I'm not trying to be funny. I'm not trying to make you laugh,

because wasn't always trying to make great art? Sometimes he was just scribbling on a napkin. But my point is that During the last words anymore. Because someone probably says something really profound like my time comes, I'm going to try and say something profoundly say something like and now let us to the other world and to the light but then a nurse is going to come in and go nope. We can keep him going for another year and inject all this shit into me and then JAMA tube in my throat and then a spending you're going to see what was last words here. Something kind of profound a year ago, away with what was that I remember was a year ago. What did he say just before he died? Well those areas words,

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