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Open up my head and really let my worst demons come out and then Actually, I'm insert ever rising in there now we're getting away with this outlet creates a great I when I really don't see. If we didn't have, I still get to do the show and everything, but for some reason I think we didn't have the I guess I don't know. I don't know what I'm out of gun quite mad a long time ago, so now you're looking well. As always, you think you, with He has really strange- always weird, I don't know it: thou Wast! What's nice to see you Sony, look lovely as always think here we see each other all the time now. I think we see each other every day, yeah and how's. Your wonderful husband tack. I don't know if I love that you too are such good paths. I love talking to Turkey and, I sure, saunas, husband and I share many thing- we're both fascinated by history, especially world war, two yet history and of course he was born in the old Soviet Union. Yes, and he knows a lot about Russia,

tanks of from World WAR two and russian history and He and I shall talk, be talking to you about something work related, and here you have in the background and start yelling until you put him on the phone, yes and then he and I talk about t thirty four tanks and how they saved Russia on the eastern front in world war. To me as soon as past, you get placed worst nightmare well. Well, I want to go home to a place that safe and complain about you, and I thank the closer you get with TAT the harder it is for me to complain about you cause he's always like Conan. Don't complain, he's asked he's the best right, he's the bass worst mad goarly. How are you I'm excited to talk about some tea? Thirty, four tax, the battle credible tank girl, keep Amanda away from Conan Sons, creepy ideas, and that was the first thing I was told by human resources, where funny MAC early as a very attractive wife, extremely attractive,

women's beautiful and smarten talented, and yet it so funny, because when people would say two goarly, probably early on just keep her away from coal he would assume it's because I'm a legend creed, not that out the I'll corner her and try to make her talk about this. period, tanked, really the best tank of world war, two, the Soviets managed to make under incredibly difficult circumstances the tea thirty four she's, a Panzer girl, darling, you're, really in a pan, address our great but guess Why- how they needed a lotta maintenance and the oil throws up the universe. synthetic oil Germans did. Have a huge access to oil and it there there's synthetic. we'll froze incredible cold on the russian steps, and I was a huge problem for them fight a dime for every time. I try to tell her that yeah. This is why got men are always saying just keep your wife way from code not because I'm a latch or a sexual threat in any way, because I will call them and say you know the German,

had to light fires underneath the tiger tank just to heat up the oil but not the two. Thirty four and those were built in improvised factories. It had to be on the move. well yeah well yeah, who knows that much about tanks reliable, but why would I mean I mean it? guess I you know why a wager that I'm not really right does it mean that no one else says yeah I go down. I have weird Abbott halls of Knowledge- and I always saw people used to say to me- I should go on and on jeopardy. I never think. Well, I have vast strange, weird reservoirs of knowledge, but they wouldn't line up with it, deputy question, but think kid, and unless things lined up perfectly, people would tune in to me on on jeopardy interests. Be stunned at you know, cause it be things I just didn't super these things I didn't know

you know and she saw the american flag and I'll be like and you'd say. crying on jeopardy. I would you react that way. I like to be really petulant on a game. Show it to go again showing just become immediately petulant. An entirely new people say I've. I've engendered a lot of good will out there. I think over the years with with you know, in show business, but I like to undo it with one game, show appearance and not even on me in jeopardy, Obviously an amazing game show on alone or to your game, show like to go on and just be petulant, rude and a bad loser. I'll do the whole thing. Come on we're gonna, move and move on. Why removing on take it easy going? So what did you say out in an escort me? I could see you doing that because I think you get very irritated when you get an answer wrong on something like I. to get your driver's test with you, and I think you got two answers wrong anywhere else,

because they really screwed me on one. I was something about. You have to got your window before you take a? U turn at which I don't I just do it. My mom always did, which is cross yourself and then jam unlike sailor right. This is literally, and this is not a joke I grew up on drew up on I grow up. I lived on top of the house, my god they I let it was a very difficult childhood, but they just through a skylight and said, come on back down when you ready for college. I grew up at this it has a very narrow, driveway and the only way out is you'd have to back out slowly

but sometimes or other cars parked on the street in its hard to see- and I swear to god- there's about a ten year period, where my mother would throw it in reverse cross herself and jam on the accelerator with all six. The view in the figure is six kids and so were acting as blood bags. We are really going to absorb the blow and other sex and you loose to you still got four. I met my mother. She used to tell us or in the mornings it would be really dark in the winter in Boston and super freezing cold and our cars weren't great growing up. They didn't always start. Mrs. You know kids today League which he talking about now cars really didn't start in the cold? You know this goarly right near the, and so we will be freezing out. It would all be in the car. My mother, be trying to get it to start and we go and wait I'll be sitting here. We gotta go to school when it's freezing the card is the heat hasn't come on yet and then He would say

Ok, I will say a prayer and there were sums she had a saint that you could invoke forever. ray problems. So there's a saint if you ve lost something. Is that Saint Anthony? Oh, but she had a sate that she told us Pray too, if the car wooden start, and am I really in the new testament? There is a saying it was worried about Sunday It'll be internal combustion engines. My car might not start right away because this will be. You know the early days of automatic ignition, so that's? You knows Saint Gerald I say, a prairie Saint Gerald, so the car will start and then we would be some ridiculous saying you know father who aren't haven't seen out for an annual turnover of the car would start. Oh wow, that's what kept us invested in religion, as I saw wow that stuff works. I dont know which saint that you know it. Sainted is Saint Christopher Patron.

Saint of the Motor car drivers self. Now I say yeah yeah, I happen to know people had ever seen Christopher Metal TAT and she would say I should say at Saint Christopher. Yes now, but us thinking. I thought he was just officially assigns to scars that wouldn't start I don't, but I guess They just decided like him a blanket car she like a late at sea like work, temporary saint had something to do with a car. No, no. He wasn't some saint. It was ordained in Detroit in nineteen. Seventy seven, just in time for the the rolling out Avenue, Pontiac rare. party. I coming out eight Christopher come off the line. Would you want we're gonna make you a saint you're? The saint of getting car started its right. What's in it for me not much, you have to die if they are going to kill you where does that? So if a sane already exists and then a new invention happens, they'll be like ok give cars to that one. Yes, I think so that seems weird

who gets SIRI. Then that's a good question. I D now who get SIRI? That's a really good question, because now we ve, even in the last few years they batted whole swathes of- knowledge is do. Is there a saint you pray to when you're webs? it goes down because your internet lost bright or you can get your bluetooth connection. They should assign a saint too that we should do. We should contact the Vatican, ok, I'm I'm being serious and I think they would take my call because I am, I was right- is catholic. I think I've been a good catholic yeah, we'll talk to the Pope, I think they would get me right to the Pope and I think I would like to ask what Saint are they going to assign to this new technology? App it's been unveiled. This is important. This is more important than you know. The pandemic blessing people who might be sick, yeah wholly Pontiff, which Saint covers the Samsung refrigerator with a television. Yes, these are fair questions. I maybe I wished to speak to the Vatican Matt would you arrange that place I'm on it? Ok that was this

and if someone lying, we should talk because our next guest is scary. talented. I love her sarge. Yes, you really is one of the most potent leaf funny, for farmers. I've ever seen, she is just an absolute rarity. I do think people throw the genius around. I guess what I'm walking by on Ireland. Let me get out of here is ruined. You mean dinosaurs, remedy, malnourished people occasionally used the word genius in committee and I think I never buy it. I think it should be reserved for science and great mathematical achievements or musical achievements, but this next gasped, I really do think, qualifies she's a hilarious actress in comedian. You know from such shows strangers with Candy bow Jack, horsemen, unbreakable, Gimme, Schmidt and her. True tv series at home with Amy sit down

ass. I am thrilled that she is with us today. Amy said heiress welcome area, so nice is luxurious, shampoo, commercial, don't I've really should my hair right now looks like Victoria principles. Seventy eight shampoo commercial. I should just a luxuriating at last with thick suds in my beautiful silken, hair work really sure looks really pretty. I look pretty don't you know. This is a story. My grandmother lived with us growing, and once she said in front of everybody, and I was really embarrassed. She put her hand through my hair and she went. You have a girl

else. Hair girl should have that hair reaches us, my brother's ripped in me. You should have bad hair. You have a girl's. Herr Mozart have a girls. She was right by now, but then it got worse. Because later she saw me coming out of the Sharon. She said you have a girl's body said you have a girl's body, you haven't vagina and I said I do a very small malformed penis. No, it's a girl's body. You know I'm going to tell you. You are one of funniest human beings. You take my breath away, you're so funny wow yeah and I am not in a good way. I need to breathe. I need oxygen many times by you. I remember the first time I saw you and this is the first.

imagine you performing it was before I saw you in strangers with candy, which I've been hammering about ever since it came out, because I think it's one of the few these things ever made for any medium, but I Weiss are you before that show? I saw you, do a live show and didn't know what to expect and you came out and you took a piece of scotch tape and you take your nose up. You haven't in for this person a piglet piglet, What was your name? You changed your nose up to like a pig kind of nose, and then you proceeded to shuffle your feet. Sort of like Popeye ends and you were the foulest speaking most original character. Ever seen I mean I know that every time you came up my show, after that, I would keep her to do pig lady, if not on the air backstage. What, but I remembered being new people talk

but I saw you when I was blown away live said that many times, and I've never meant it vital How do I do that? just with seared into my brain was when the funniest fucking characters. I think I've experienced in my life not mean they asked around my pussy mother fucker those and they had such a nice. They weren't hardened memorize because of the low with a word of June, sought me and they ass turned around and got shit in. My personal and shit. Don't come out for free mother, Fucker bills, reword, but she would also,

a kind of shuffling you'll see a little bit and it was almost like someone, someone in the lollipop guilty another one of those guys shuffled their feet in doing something with your arms. While you were doing it- and I know my eyes, I couldn't sub laughing and I think my eyeballs melted and I was just so delighted and then, of course when you're show came out straight. swift, candy, no Stephen Colbert was in that show you. How right now exactly Paulding Ella was in it and you just have this terrific cast. You played Jerry Blank and Jerry Blank. It's a pod cas, but if you're, listening and you're not familiar with Jerry Blank and strangers with candy, go look at and there's on Youtube thirty different way, You can watch sections of the show. You play this character. It makes this perpetual face and its

yeah and I I swear to God for years after watching that show I'd get up in the middle of the night to pee something, and then I walk over the mere an idea Jerry White Face and constantly that's how I entertain myself is by doing this area blank, and I would do a little like a little money. I mean tat rather than your face to do that on my face. My muscles are in my face and wearing a thing I know, I'm not. I wasn't character we put in all our plays with David, her original knees, MRS Lexington, so I am face down in them. We kept changing the background. You know every play. We did and then decided United puttering strangers, so they stand for longer like a professional golfer and share abuse uses character that had lived, really lived, a hard long,

I haven't had a lot of six years and then goes back. School, with kids and puts on a backpack and just tries to blend in, and it's the most absurd. It's gotta, my fair it. I've talked to Stephen Colbert about this. I mentioned him that one of my favorite pieces of writing is, I think, your character. Blank is in the hospital and she's called like her family and then at one point Cole bear in some other people come. They enter the room, the ear and you're sitting your lying in bed, and they say we came as soon as we felt like it and they say I wish everyone says I came as soon as I could write came as soon as I heard we can as soon as we felt like. I said it with urgency and real sincerity and I've. When I hear align like that, it's like to me, it's like a diamond digested

Oh my god. That's that's comedy writing. At its best dinner, I struggle less delivery. That learning I wasn't yeah Lang. Oh my god! This I want to talk to about because I've known you for a long time and, of course, I've read lot about you through your brother, your brothers, but on this pipe cast, I dont really doing a lot of family Otis. I think it was out of their love doing here. Five cats, and but He was on the show on the package as an end. We ve talked about you as well, but you are a very attractive person who physically at active person and an attractive in every way, but you are physically very attractive and I feel, like you, ve spent most of your life not to me. You know that's no money, because we live in a society where someone,

people, especially women are like contorting themselves to fit this. Canada, beauty and you are at classically very attractive woman and then you're here stood with an almost. I feel like you used to do this to bother your parents. Rightly I'd like to get answered. Yes, we all do I don't know what it is about more than I'll, probably hiding behind something. But it's more fine is fine and play their it's fine and put on a fatty sooner to look ugly, there's something your brother wrote about again. His name will come to me, but he wrote about you got some money and you spent it rather than putting at the bank or doing something smart with it. You came into some money through, I think tv show any use spend it on a fat suit, valleys

but I couldn't afford the whole things my sent. Ok just make a bottom for me. That way, I could stand behind the counter or bar, and I would look normal, but the men and I walk around like a completely different. So, like swine, my dad's very way, conscious and and Why can't I just wanted to Poland trick on him, and you know I can do it down again fall all over for any need fall again for it by so I went home my word on an airplane. I went home, I cleaned out the pantry. He just could not believe that I gave them, which way we started playing David, saying it was his fall, not just to keep an irresponsible loaning. I mean women's like three days is a loss for days. You wore s suit. It was fat just from like the waist down yet with

pants, I wouldn't buy sweat pants deadline, overlong they look great homeward planning the airplane and everything so at once. At any point, did you did your dad? Finally, thence wanted goaded. I'll talk to you about your sudden weight gain they yelled at me. In writing. Data for three goes any now. You just see couldn't he was so disappointed. He was so disappointed in me that I would put on that much on the balloon, how much weight and I knew tat I mean Germany, you know do have anywhere cream story. I mean I did every you. I would have to do our job. Your back and she's with energy lose Saint our lives. It won't come off, I'm still your nose really good year and also the way in strange with Canada make up job that you did on yourself.

Oh you, just over like Jerry Blank was sold over. And then just what I always me. I turned the law. I mean I would lay out and stuff, but the she really did was eyelashes like twenty minutes, and then I put, Nicotine stain on my t make me some. You know maybe a little collar underneath my eyes, but last year You know it was not, and then I didn't have tat chooser heroin. More explaining. Why more here my character would have those things, but that's why war turtleneck with long sleeves meeting at the deal without any and make up good good who needs that inside you? No one is look at that. You know spect and there are certain things. I can very much relate to talk with you right now. Is there desire to constantly be playing with who you are that's something I come from a big,

Family and I was constantly messing around with who I was. I would just try fangs and then commit to them and do it for a bit, and I remember for a while. Just deciding I'm gonna have a limp, a bad limb my family would all go to church together in our grandmother, the one that said, I had a girl's hair body police. A second part was made out sort. This inside I've had six operational, but there's a part in catholic Mass where you go up and you get communion and for reasons I dont even know when it was my turn to. God get communion. I walked all the way down the aisle with a pronounced limp got my communion and then limped all the way back, and I my grandmother leaned over to me. She said I, you lay

boy, because my grandmother was really all my grandmother was born in, like you know, eighteen ninety and which I mean when she was living with us, she may she had lived through people having giant. wax moustaches and things like that, and they actually said. Are you lame boy, and I said just a bit I'll be fine, and my brother, like what does what are you doing? I wanna be that guy for a while. The guy got an ongoing renounced, the limp you're doing stuff, I mean you and David you did like fake shows when you were kids rightly didn't they cooking shows. We always do plays and go the convalescent home. My grandmother was, and we put on, shows entertaining old people always the same mechanism dad yeah. We always did that the family, You know why not. I got my first wig in third grade

I still have it. It was a fall and just always looked different. I like you, I always liked to be somebody differently- is just more fund a plain pretend I mean I still you're. So you and your obsessed with wigs right how many weeks would you say you have made, thirty were examined, it could be like thirty five and then I have a few lace rights, but I during the pandemic. I was walking Davis at oh, my god. I saw something in a window that are really want. I got what was it because I'm not going to tell you I made him tell me it was a. It was a man's wig in this wig shop window. So I decided I'm going to go back tomorrow and get it for him or is it just opened up? then it was raining. I ass a lady S, Iccat point to the window, she's like what you want, so I went inside and I don't want to buy the wet wig for a man in the window. Was she wasn't? There is not a friendly wig shop. They always give me a hard time, but I was just going to walk in here and by wig. Without China on innocent it wasn't cheap,

I thought oh yeah, David anyway, I gotta form, but she get sayings of like or you want unemployment, and I was like no I'm not. She was only. You must be comfortable likes you since, if, like that to me- and I live lady- I'm spending three fifty dollars on a wig for my brother to fool a five year old girl at the beach decide to nice. It's a nice men's wagon on data blonde, and then he s a mediator glasses, and so we left really hard plainly that we recently he just wants to follow this girl elusive beaches. Five- and you must pretend that is its twin brother, like David Twin brother, his kind of love. Why are you doing this to a five year old because you can rest?

little their sensitive, what's right and wrong is into hell fully yeah. Ok, I forgot year once when you want to do it. I, like your somebody else, I'm leaving brother. What do you think a day that I don't know I'm like you can do all kinds of things you should have a tv prank show, but other pranks frank around through in the three or else there is real sick has just said The kids don't even understand the difference between what should have happened in the wind. The restaurant in wood shouldn't development, but they have no idea. I sense that this is true of you that an audience is unnecessary. You seem like a kindred spirit that way that you would be doing some of this stuff. If nobody was looking, is that true, yeah, but absolutely you'd recycling there.

I do. I always did I learned to do stuff in the mere coming up with funny faces, or I think you know what was the latest face. I made I'd think about that, but I need some new faces, a new characters on at home with me, Sir Darras, but I like bringing him alive, or sometimes it's just a face and that's ok, you don't have anything beyond the face. You're very very visual comedian, and you said: a thing in an interview once that I completely relate to which is you wanted the work that you did on tv to be funny? Even if someone couldn't the sound yes, I Dover death girl in Chicago. She was five again mean a five year old. Any changed changed everything for me like I was like. Oh you know

everything I'm from now on. I'm going to do when I do it show its second city or anywhere tv. I want to be able. I want it to be funny in London levels, but physically needs to be funny or visually really interesting. This matter was coming out of my mouth and I think that's what works so well with coal Baron de Nell, always there there more the writers and then bring it alive physically, the marine and I add my own thing to happen. That's why it worked. Well, it's like you. Now say this, but do the eminent great right I get a lot of joy if I can make that can make kids laugh or if I can make someone in a foreign country who doesn't know me, Doesn't speak English if I can make them, laugh that that's more satisfying to me then saying something like that was witty. It was a witty thing. You said on Charlie rose before he was cancelled. I get that all the time you were so

Waiting on free, cancelled, Charlie rose, sorry rise, no audience are so hard. Is this like? Are you kidding me like? I don't know you, why would you want an audience for their sea guess how much energy off alive audience, but I always think about now who's, the guy with the suspenders Larry Larry King AIR, Larry King. I used to think like why there must be really hard going. Some we show for whole hour and enhances the two of you is so serious needed. It would have a serious conversation with that person and allied also there are times when I go to show like that, and the person would have all these books in front of them because they had after me, there we're gonna talk to salt. indeed send or some great writer- and I Well, you have to do a lot of homework or Bill Mars, like dad he's always holy books in a regular book. This weekend and like we did you read. How do you know he's seen

a key reads, an awful lot that guy I know I know he doesn't read. Em. Are you? Oh? Ok? Ok! I haven't you know for a fact. He can't read you can read heeds you know, I'm sure I can comprehend. He can't see that our regain its never. He was one of those people. That's passing he's able to get by with knowing how to read and I've been with him. I am right said like always- would switch reading there, because I wanted to take a look for yourself liar lit generally, but who are you? What are you talking about? I saw him bring. How am I a box of powdered sugar with brownies on it and he told me that he was going to eat these brownies, and I said I said,

bill there not ploughing brownies in that box in their Zadig Jerry Pioneer Crisco can really wanted to go into a restaurant where there are pictures on the menu days. I always like this is what you do, and he had a newspaper under is on. These are all sign schedules sign when someone can't read they go the way out of their way to correctly. So that's why he has a show where it's all about. I read your book now: I read a lot and I am very right. So I read quite a bed yet constantly constantly reinforce you don't see me talk about it because I can read Bill MAR and no offense to him. He does a great show, but he is incapable of reading. He never had any proper schooling and there's compensating by talking so much be holding up books. You due notice has a timely hold them up their upside down. That's too

that's true in their boxes. Their anti labour bill- I'm you maybe you need to talk to Billy- seems to be a sore spot well bill. I've bill has meant a writer on this pod cast many times and we sent in the directions he We can re, read the always ends up in a gas station screaming at the sky. Why did I never learned? I love than iris? Second, you are looking at me like waiting. Can you say again, Randal voyage? It Amy. You know that you are fully share my long slowly, hair hidden here a cigar finds like. I don't believe you per second

Second, so I ask you how many concerning other setting gazing in family? There were six of us, their six kids growing yeah and they are all alive. So can I normally hold their all alive, their own speak to them. Where our since I got a successful, I stop speaking to slander, told there I, my manager, says, there's they're alive and that they may be well now that bear their bodies everybody's doing great. There is that yeah. Where are you in the sex? What number you? Well, I have a production company called middle child productions which might tell you I am the smell it does so does at third and fourth and little time really yell at me that don't you ever yell at me, like you and let all sent there is a little child sex sort of me I think it a my sister Kate and I are both the middle she's, the fourth but I'm the third. So I think I think, fair for me to say the middle child Judgment are you all tall? No, I think

a lot of a certain age, I'm I'm one of the taller ones. I think my brother just an entire the tallest he might actually deal with in California. No now ass, I have a sister who lives up in the Bay area by everyone else lives. Probably within. Like twenty minutes of where I grew up. In what way did you grow up? You know I didn't commit a crime officer what is going on in answering the question hey where we did you grow up, I grew up in Brookline Massachusetts birthing that parents are alive book, your parents, yes by parents are alive. You know whenever I my dad enters the phone, he yells I'm still alive, and second no yeah my parents or are still with us as they say, grandmother no longer with us. Yes hasn't it would mean she was as omby ass. You mustn't literally. I think she was born in the theater when Lincoln was shot. She was just as old as paint.

doing here. Is your first character like because as we are grandmother live with us to apply our greek woman and she I'd say she was my first real character. Like You were doing area here. We didn t. I m sure you imitate your grandmother, and so what I would do is my grandmother Mahdi. Yes one of my early impressions was of her. She used to very slightly. Slightly rearrange things to no purpose on the table. This should come in muttering to herself and then she would move the salt shaker at. A quarter of an inch. So I would, after she had done that I would come in and I would slightly moving on the table and then the other thing she would do ass. She was constantly going Moses most and so its centre like something was wrong, but she would say: oh no effort, you'd same model, you ok of course. Yes, I'm fine

so she kind of in a sick way. I think, like a lot of older people, they love it when they hear some bad news becoming a kind of like oh goods, thing bad happened yet so once I stood up at the top of the stairs and she came by and it was like her. You know hundred and tenth birthday and she was going through the front HOLLAND. I said Hey Marty and she looked up and I went people stay, I jump off stairs pretended to get her because I thought she would like that. I think I did think she went. Moses and I went in and I had a live for a while and under current she was a hundred and ten, and that was she lived another sixty years. She did really well

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Hours off your first order again to talk about something nearing dear to my heart. Let's talk about Sal and I've wanted to talk to people about sell for a long time area cause here's the thing the way to get money to some. What say: you're sending money to somebody who has a bank account in the? U S and lets say their aryan rolled with XO, we'll get the money directly into their account. Typically, I'm just gonna guessing in its, so you won't have to worry about waiting for the transfer. That's the way to give someone money, that's the way my grandmother did, which is. She would push a coin into my hand and then crust my fingers around the coin. The way Superman could crush colon turn it into a diamond, that's my grandmother, would you should very? strong hands older, she was a boxer nineteen twenties. Let's face it, it's a crazy year when I use

Bell to send money to show gratitude, encourage friend or family member. That's had really tough time. maybe you want to send a little something extra to someone. Your life has been helping you out on line. You can send me money. Chances. Are you already have XL just open up your banking app and look for it is in the banking app of hundreds of banks and credit unions nationwide. just makes sense. I've used so many times that so much easier to peep friends back. If you go to a restaurant in one person pays, you just show you pay people back, that's the best joke over. and this by guest a while when have ever paid me back. Why they pay you back. Your might be of much more money than I just work. No, it is that's how it works, really yeah. If you have a lot of money, you just pay for every labelling I ate borrowed from a bank of the banks.

a lot more money than I do, but then I give back to the bank. Will that's different that took a better credit works yap a year, my boss, you make more money than I do so whenever we go somewhere, you just have to pay for an extra. You know, I'm glad you explain to me all right Look for XL cells. The way to go, don't tie your money to a rock and throw it through a window. That's got started it that's got to stop now, don't tie it to a pig an incendiary and hope it gets to your aunt Edna you flesh it down the toilet and hope it rides through the sewer verbose up into your friends toilet the chances are one in a quadrillion look for sale in your banking up today.

You know I've seen you now you're doing all these characters with your brother you're, seeing people your studying them. When you add regular jobs, when you were young, it had to come out with We are working at a job unite where were you ever euro waiter or waitress? Whichever do that, I did. I did that it was a cashier. I love the microphone wing Dixie and I got there I need to get away from me because you do with the microphone neat thing. You knock insufficient funds on terminal five. You know if somebody you know if somebody broke something- and I owe you know, I would make fun of them. I just love performing on that microphone and then they. Finally they said I was allowed to use it anymore and they took it off. My register so you're the only one they didn't get to have at the wind Dixie. Then they took away from you

Well, if I needed some make an announcement, I had ass. Somebody else do it for me and you were you work in a red loves. My I wanted her at last year by managers name when Dixie was mister, blueberry, real name surreal, knowing Janis Dennis Blueberry, then I did. I worked at bread. Lobster was all you can eat in the south. Are gonna dollar unit you when you're but offer I can eat crab legs and stuff. Be would give you a dollar but I tweet or seen it helped me with timing and help me character stuff memorizing things I'm curious what people e I'm curious, what they buy. I just can't get enough of that alone. It thus seems like the kind of thing it almost. You would do now like in your spare time. Well, I did when I was working on strangers. I haven't job marries fish camp right after but I think I

the family, let the other waiters didn't really want me they're only because I was taking money from man like they. Probably fellow you don't need this money is banished. We do so. you're, actually you're getting shifts that we want. So I can also I don't like it felt too much like a bit like then people might come by and they see me wager scene. I hate it. I just want a waitress to do. It is you don't have to do it Debbie great? If someone, your son, was giving you a hard time- and you can just say, need this and whip off the wig, and I make I'm Amy Sir Darras I'm. Actually I need you to get me a dollar. I brought you sixty five bowls grab legs. I refilled your iced tea fifteen times. Yes, shame be ball. Yeah bake, different riser, rice, Koestler, asylum. Ok, let me answer question: do you have like our bees

first. The question is going to ask. After this I was gonna. Do you have a lot of sex with people? You don't know and then I was gonna. Ask you have Herpes now the question is gonna: ask is you seem so fearless to me that I wonder if you have a duty to work, what if someone's gonna, think oh she's, making fun of me. Are you? Are you one of us, people it worries alot afterwards. I hope they there. Okay, with what I did I was We worry about hurting someone's feelings. Maybe too much are you sort of more of a sociopath? Would you say an organization tat? I

people read it wrong, I mean it, they know you and I'm always forget like. Oh, they don't know me. I don't know that I'm fucking like I was recently doing something that dishes Eddie before the pandemic and I was selling. I was selling some liners and I made a cover, lighters, men and they they gave me saw a girl to shoot. You know they said how you know this girl, Mary, whatever name, will sell them for you, but I like, I might be mean as a joke. I like me, people is funded play mean it so much fun and I was playing me with her and she laughed. She was very upset and it was just joking. I mean you know just how could she knows joking? I would never be that meet somebody, but you now I feel bad I do not doubt that she was upset enough to lease. I think that especially a few do. If you are worried about how people feel about you, it makes playing mean that much more fine. get to try it on you. I mean you get to you

Do you have to be a dick about it? You have to commit to an issue during the elevator with somebody I like doing that like If I may, I will deal with David, I know about nineteen floors. I need to bring up something you know like. Why? Don't you want to see? Why don't you want to see our adopted beginner you're, the daughter that you adopted something about medical on my David he'll? Take it somewhere darker, like she's, a hospital to juggle dub torn, unlike I can't believe you took their leave aside. All you gotta keep going, but I love you so much so you will say you get on the elevator door, it shots and then you're in there that the people- and you will say David I just wondered why you're not seeing ear adopted daughter, it's really really should see her. You shouldn't amateur. She loves you

and you can't she's in the hospital and with the tubes and the doktor em like shit, then our operating in a horrible, but then you'll go with it right. I will absolutely. I would never yeah you have to: u have to you'll stay he's calling for you. She's been calling for you for days or I'll, say well, they're allowed visitors now in the tubes. Look scary, but they're not scare. It here is like a white doubt by the time we get to the lobby. One thing you and I might have in common- is, if you added the hours and hours and hours and hours of our lives thousand of ours, that we spent saying, foolishness and were now. moving the puzzle, pieces civilization forward in any way. When I I can't say that were accomplished, shake anything tying rail yeah. You know you write member laughing and we're making other people laugh. It can't be. That is clear. Is that sounds here right now?

It's something I know it's good. And when the moment comes from playing in love, it's always found to be in the moment, always when you're right, there. It's like you feel so alive, and I just thought I'd prefer that your show at home with Amy should heiress is hilarious. It's three seasons, Neri Seasons. One of the things that makes this show really hum and really work is that you're, obviously very funny, but you aren't condescending about homemaking or or homemaking, show that Clearly something you're very passionate about, and that comes out. I think, that's that fuels and informs a lot of it comedy on the show and will end its were really makes you so good sites. I do care about that kind of stuff back then. You also want to go for the laugh and then you're like a forget about it. You know what I mean by this is another good example: visually I'd love. Looking at the show, I like the idea, the Genie feeling the show has you know

what is all and sat it's a nice, some, a group of people. We have so much fun in real life. You like cleaning your home, you enjoy. I love cooking. I like cleaning. Yes, I do. I'm like I want to bring back. Hazel I'd, be a good Asia. I do I like working to households. Are you some one who gets upset if you're over someone else's house and you can tell it's not tidy or that things are not as they should don't get upset. I'm kinda like a morgue says. I'm like all want this whole can't believe that that you don't your bed when you wake up and other just men away, I really love to go to other people's houses and see what they do and they don't do. I'm pretty. It says a lot about you got through their cabinets. Yes, You got to their medicine cabinets yes to Europe, makes things you shouldn't. Take yes I'll, go home and I'll take a picture of they'll say this is what I took from your house I'll, bring it back up I'll, bring it back. Next, I make a move that the little guy doing some stores to they dont have on cameras you to take

something ever now. Did you ever hear of different? You yeah. I see right from the outset in the picture and say this when I took from your story today, I'm just letting you know, because your cashiers and confess you know. I don't think stealing if you send them a picture of it afterwards. In my honest way down here, steal that Gerardo still in real life, but I still for I see I steal and let them know that I took something you don't call stealing and now what would you call it while you're here testing the perimeter of their security yeah. That's what you're doing Am I doing this to mean that the text in the role that store to make sure that zone, as admitted on this podcast, that used to steal regularly, I did I did. I was link when means to like a week ago. Are you mean ignoring child? I would say the last thing I stole is maybe eight years ago. Ok, when you steal, I store

had banned from urban outfitters and I wore it out of the store and I passed several workers and it was like It was just a rush to know that stealing it and they were watching me steal it. Ok, we're now forever only giants and I have to say I kind of no you're talking about that. I've heard that with grave robbing just feeling it's the feeling of like there's a caretaker, isn't here, I've got a shovel, I start going. I know I think I'm gonna get caught and then it gets six feet down. I hit the word now come out, yet one people suddenly became by and they think I work here open it up and you don't know what you're going to get in then you'll get a tie cleared up and it's like us and decent Tycho Ray

whatever to throw away the save and doing the same thing, whether its head, banded urban, outfitters or me. Digging up a Raven Newton Massachusetts. You know it's the same. There are doing something some gas die unusual. I read that enough our bodies ourselves when we entered the ETA prepare, do monologues to get a job. I would member I something from our Barneys ourselves and there was one in their called remain and then this lady was like a thrill of sent, putting something small in your anus during love, making doing something so stern unusual. She said her mother in I would I wouldn't memorizes things and now I never got the part by the big surprise.

Would you rather here that in something from the affected gamma rays, man marigolds for the ninety hundredth time? I know so you go in there and you'd say yeah you're driver add anything to it like it was a staple or get a little more specific. Now I know I'm a guy. We stick to memorize. It word for word. That's what I've been doing all this down time. We have to go back to that book. It's hilarious! Our bodies are well. I just like you know it's just a fund book. pick up in red at the way things are people's relationships. Dryness is just fine ok,

that's a real issue for something I don't know, I'm very uncomfortable right now, a terrible with anything vaguely, sexual or even now, I dont, even know dryness sexual. I don't know: ragout actual, isn't really saw something. I've been entered already advocacy. This guy come down the buying of thy mother. I listen when this is all this is awful, and you know what it's my fault here of all, because you don't have barriers and then I lower my baron. You did well, I just wanna. Thank you so much for gathering with me, I I swear to God You are breathtakingly funny and so talented and you ve been won.

People have really wanted to talk to on the pike. Asked, and I also want to talk to you in person when were allowed to do that. I can't you see here and real and honour giving your friend and I want to thank you. before putting me on your lesson was fined talking here. I look forward to it. You seem very dismissive at the end you're like what was your idea. I didn't like. I want do this and I never had that ceiling of that's nice. Yeah. That's a really nice thing. It's true! That's true subs. I think some people do have that feeling about me of reserves and then going about their mosaic wake him. the American. You know and then using arrives, I guess I'm in Australia, Canada, a poem hidden. I was probably like wait you're talking to him, but why are you getting? Aid are not getting paid. I'm just gonna tell you know. I know if oil, worse access manner, I think

since a really good throw at yours that country's acts. Thank you gladly we're clear about sacks. Emily was born in New Zealand anyway. show throwing outsmart, I m about places are Amy Thank you. So my standards aims at kind things. Why I see I see when all this is over. Yes, I did. be over soon cause I'm working, I cure you should go in the kitchen and whip up alcove each year. I knew I met David always tells people the stores he's a doctor works. I he works on children's eyes even places there. I asked why I'm sorry replaces their eyes environments like fucking talking about regulating, knows in another language. I go. What is just tell that lady does, and I was a doctor and I

brain children's eyes and replace them with button right now I got you David said areas on the show to talk to him about that. So I brought a lot of Sir Darras family count all right. Thank you. So much you and I live like a real. Soon came back in these are challenging times were all trapped in our homes, which is why its nation, you can get something with a really nice treat through the male. Yes. That brings me to this point that I wanted to make not an end, but a point up, get world class wines deliberate at home, thanks to name, wines, dot com? That's the point that it is because I, like my wine, you know daddy likes his medicine. In his own way to challenge

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it's time to meet the first of our golden ticket winners. This is very exciting Cosette, while back we did contests on television, non social media or on the pike S You can win a chance to be a guest on this shown it turns out. Today we have our first guessed. You guys accepted since exciting. Is someone who won by hearing the special announcement on the pod cast or on a television show on the television show it now? It's me you. Do you still don't know how it works? No, I don't know how many we want to do. I don't know how it works. It was you What did you hear? What makes this person here when they were watching television while on the planet? S guess I don't know what they saw until recently. I don't think so. You don't know how it works and you're giving me shit. I don't know

happened, but this person is here and this person's name is Bailey, faceless from Santa Monica and will bring her in re known right, high Bailey, Bailey error, you, how are you were really we're really doing? Well, I guess I'm in the opposition of saying. Congratulations. You get to talk to us demanded we set. The bar love is not Oprah, there's no Lexus with a bow on it. Waiting for you downstairs it's just us, but were thrilled to get to talk to you thanks for fur participating. Of course I mean I was wondering how much of the golden ticket aspect who is going to be part of this, because you know I'm still in my house like gone anywhere. You didn't send me any chocolate. I don't seem to be getting a thing except this conversation from manure went so far? You are perfect Conan. Thank you are sardonic, not imply

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Well, don't you afterwards lesson if you dont less than a hundred and fifty dollars? Yeah? Ok, listen! Your life's gonna change in so many ways. First, for the conversation shouldn't really bring about you you're in Santa Monica. Yes, I tell us a little bit about yourself. You, you listened to the pod cast. Yes, I do listen to the black ass bad. It's actually my the last thing. I know you from obviously nice yeah, that's army. First as a model in the nineteen. Eighty definitely a model in a part of my life for ever that way, a higher model clothing. Not only what are you doing? I got us that our high and then we'll just go down there. I don't think you know how this works here. You know how this works here should elect. Knesset am ash. I know what is going on here. So I see you live in Santa Monica. Yes, I do. I walk around sentiment of the driver's seat. What looks

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god. Well, I can say oh you're, just beside yourself with delight and glee, it's hard for you to hold it together. You haven't made sense since you got on you, just keep crying at the bedside hysterical right now I like eagerly. I know I only want to join the show. I know you're sure just you should use are. You are you're the perfect entity, in our world. This is exactly why I, who account just wonder should be yeah I've, someone who is like well was going to maybe go to whole foods are rooted, beggar or I could talk to Conan. I guess the route a beggar can wait a bit yeah and also this is it so I'm just talking to you yeah you're, not getting chocolates written from chocolate for bail out. This is on the record I ex loudest. Now yeah, you don't think I'm good for some,

chocolates. I didn't see they'd be very good. I just got robbed. I have no idea what you're good for I know I know we did get Rob are studio got robbed. We are the largest theatre, Durban, Largo Theatre, Ivan several times for music and comedy. Yes, I love it there. It's a fantastic theatre expertly run by flashy way. I'll call him is declining in you Apparently, there's no security, their hand, and I said how did the burglar getting a burglar took some of our equipment, the robber and I said how did they get in here? It was one of seven ways he just started pushing on pieces of the wall. It kind of fell apart, so very easy to break in there just putting out they just walked in, and I think they just walk in and took some equipment and land.

time to through everything they turned out. All of your staff. There are like this is it uses, see, Oprah gives away Alexis and if you break into her studio, there's so much you can take your own in you get to chat with him and there's really not much there. In the studio so tell me What do you do? Bailey tell me about yourself. A writer editor per editor producer, one of those amazing types. If people where you they are a storyteller like one of those things are you here at a party and you're. Like I hate person. That's me, Oh don't like now. I know why you're my fan, because you're so vague, cedar, Haifa, we'll know you some very talented. You really do. I know you're you're putting yourself down by how do you have you use these skills. Do work in the entertainment business in advertising. You do yeah. So basically, I started as a music journalists. That's kind of was something that I was really interested in and sure it's kind of turn.

into and arts and culture writer I've been a magazine editor. I do documentaries now you're gonna. Where are you from originally? Did you grow up and Santa Monica her? You know and Matt knows this. I take this very seriously. I grew up in Van Eyes, Valley, Protein Valley, girl, Gallagher, hair. So If it's not a hundred and ten degrees, it's not had Ryan Ethics aggravated secured. If your house's surrounded by for a kind of four miles or many marts has not at home. I do not hold. I needed- was to a seven eleven in either direction yeah. I definitely have to on seven eleven day. That's where I kind of like I make an area still very upset at them for the one year they gave the little cups. I don't know of any of your into free things as much as I am, as you can tell by me, entering and winning contests like we're. Not you can not include my inner eleven, usually they give you like the normal cup and this time now.

we'll Bailey. I am. I am very impressed with you. I really am seemingly I really am. You seem like a very funny and witty and cool person. You The person is Dona back me up on this. I would be tough, into Bailey a lot at the party. Yes, you, the exclusion of other people. And we would both be trying to out self deprecate the other yes and then afterwards to be like Mozilla, Bailey Billy seemed could be here. I would yeah. I appreciate that. I mean, I think it's probably the Irish Catholic in Boston heritage. In us both have heritage and back in Boston, yawning. Well, my dad's from Andover God. I hope also now put it runs it just it's in the blood yeah we gave we'll just one off each other. By going down on like how bad we are as people might be relate, I probably are probably are properly my third cause in which means you're win the illegal by the well. That's our sympathy

first steel. Yes, why I'm sending out of my own money? We have sown away while funding Bailey some chocolates as I wanted. I am serious about this amount to do that, so we'll find out maylie your address and we will get you these chocolates. I'm just I'm I'm proud of have you as a what appears to be cut as you will find, but I'll take. You know I'm going. To be honest. I was wondering like after I got off the pre interview with Matin Erin I was, I was very much like either they liked me or they really didn't cause. I was insulting bad. I didn't really seem that intrigue. I don't like. I love you, you guys are great Sonia, especially love you we're losing their bailing out of you, do learn being no Billy, you are great and no your exam we were exactly who I love is a fan met you barely tolerate. May that is my conception of a perfect fan. So thank you

for being a cool smart person, out in the world and for our liking? The nonsense that we make and I am sending you chocolates yep and you better like them, because they were not. Part of the contest, and I resent you for excellence, Thank you very s of sleigh ride. May I take care of daily by rightly this I get the following. out of this mistake you guys! This is bad, as I thought, my god, it's it. We ve talked well, of Bailey no chance of getting a swelled head around bail? And now there s a high ride citing I love her desire right in she could work for me right now, justice very in a very cool unimpressed and not afraid to to flip me. Some shit, love Bailey and I do want to thank state Farm for making

it's a golden ticket meet a fan event possible. They ve got a great

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