Hi. My name is Boeing Yang and I feel so see a too about being counted o Brien friend. Does that mean you feel like you, ve left your body and you and I- and this is something that like we're going through in therapy but like you're gonna have a breakthrough today. Here, yes, it is going to happen and then you're gonna tell me six hundred dollar yeah. Oh that's cheaper than my therapist. That's that's perfect! Well I didn't say I was gonna, be a very good

break. You gonna realize your intolerant owed, milk, nanny. It's not gonna, be anything it's going to help you in your life. He was a break, it doesn't even quality. You did something about a bracket, I'm not happy to have won a walk in the fence area. Seven, six, two on account. one now, that's too short, fifty long area, a favor, I'm too kind o Brien needs a friend. I started today's podcast. You can hear this protest for as we countdown yes, gonna cunning myself down tat was very professional and then I realized they chose to high unnumbered account down from I just randomly went to fifteen yeah. I wager

keep at it, yeah molly that in some people know you're talking about. I was just all over the map and I thought- and it was my attempt to be professional. Fifteen footnote, that's good about and then I went to early. I went to I think to one wish: don't got a one three is the right way to start. Don't you think three year to that the right way next time do this, I'm just nude. All of it I mean a start at three. I will not reuse in uniting I'm new to this in your new anymore. You keep acting like all cats. What's that it's like you, ve been doing it for three way. You know I have short term memory loss I have severe Keaton how a package

asked I've less than one message. Is that it's something you bring up like seven years later, when I have an amazing memory for someone else's failure? I can remember if someone else slightly screwed up yet fifty seven years ago. I can smell that moment. Taste that moment feel that moment I can describe everything in the room so I'm good at. sauna, yes, yes, yes, you ring of things I forgot to do like twelve years ago it small things to its lake member. I emailed you need to respond to me. Let me know you the email right member, the time that, that medication to stay alive and you didn't for me a we're out, I you were out at a raise and you drank he drank the blue stuff in the glow, stick and you in your foot threw up on top of each other and both guy radioactive. Remember that the true story, it's not ok

was you can tell em joined by my crack team. You guys crack team. You really are you just so, on top that all the time I'm in a nice agree. I think matters I am not so Hassen. Your team is a crap Why didn't you are going to give you a compliment? Matt and hang onto this cause you're, never again another one of these again. You act We do stuff you! Actually you actually you produced. podcast, you do a lovely job, you go through it. You make sure that you know it all lines up in its technic. proficient that's a little. I know about what you do is, as I just said it all lines up so far off so now and I are just chimps that have been put into a space capsule they just each other and throw pen. battered each other and then you know you're emission control, making Can you say you know, get up in the atmosphere and back safely? That's what you do yeah, that's fair!

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brings up. Another thing I want to talk about. I love how bad guys are so worried about James Bonds. Comfort. Have you noticed the gentleman s name this year, but in the sixties, bond movies has basically been spoilt. their plans for most of the movie and then finally, they end up in his lair and all they do is say. I trust your comfort Mr Van you know bond, will wake up and he's wearing silk, pajamas and of lovely room, and someone comes in and says you're to join you no doctor bad guy joint activities. I for a lovely meal. They say it here right away. What yeah that's been established. That's been long established that they should do that, but I love that they my fate, Thing is just how concerned there. Mr bond We trust you slept well! Mr Bonde. Is this wind your liking and they ve got the

what the alligators in the sharks ready to go. They know they're gonna kill him soon, but it's all about his comfort trust, o o the mattress was a little. Was it Mr Bonde? Apologies. Do they make him taken serving? Whereas can Mr Bonde, before we kill you just? Could you fellas out please some massage, was the massage ok. Luckily I like she are chew off pocket eastern part. We didn't know we got soft tissue. I like her. She, our true, massaging the shield early number when we were going to contact you ahead of time, Mr By than we thought that would give away the whole capturing you thing so far, Mr Bonde, yes, we ve got it now silly, and she actually is that what you said in your strange scottish exit, Shilly, Sherry S, age

it's a very rare type of smart, ok, shilly gossips, Mr Bonde, I just do hope. You're comfortable. Now we have a tank over here filled with eels. That's going to. Read you, but I do feel after each year didn't you say certainly or shortly Certainly did not you see. These are good. I'm look at us. Look at us we're just we're just a bunch of I will having a good time if you didn't know any better you'd say we're chums, a witch s brother we should start today's episode. My guess very excited about this gentlemen and that he is visiting I guess today is a cast member on Saturday night life and stars in the comedy central series apple Fino is nor from queens. Also co hosts the popular podcast last

the culture reached Us Bowen Yang. Welcome I That's you recently at the amazed lush. If I want to know why I'm like pussyfooting around right, where was but like a guy, I came up to you and I was very sick. I fancy that's the way. I was just very m reverence. Basically, all that was very nice. You were very nice to me in and said some nice things in. It has gotten back to me that you ve, I cry I tried it out, you yeah, do you? Did you listen to that? Did we just hold it like bone Yang? Cried I heard yes, I heard that you cried when we ended our show and my problem is- and you can be I say, wasn't a format it either. It was really just me being like so emotional over just that that last sort of you know speech you gave anyway, well now I at what was what was nice. Is I hear something?

like that and eyes step outside my body. The Kurds. As you know, you get in this business, we'll talk about this there's this journey to getting to do at the end. Then you're doing it in your in it and then suddenly you're meeting people and your proof bring with them, time, someone that you admire something nice about you and I just don't. I our time processing you know, and so I later look at it from a distance like I saw

Russian say I've got to listen to Boeing Yang Cry of malware because because I wouldn't know how to process it, you know I would feel very vain too, if you want, but I'm very they know stole my. I ever look at myself, nude and Ivan nine away. Angled mirror it shall not here and not a gone. All mirror. Iraqis is very yes, I'd gone for octagon, but I went for non negotiable and it really shows you everything and I'm on a pedestal. It slowly turn where I stand on that pedestal. Nude me, four or five times a day, her tall mirrors or you're, just the mirrors or suspend they are about their suspended and there are just behind him a zero went on different areas. You know The things that I wanted to talk to you about that. I'm a kind of feeling we have in common is that my parents first generation that they were, screwing around they re eyes there. He worked their asses off and they got full scholarships.

To good schools and both became professional and so there was this real respect for education and you ve got to work harder, and then I picked up on and then- and I worked really hard- I as a grind- there's no other nicer term for it. I was just a joy grind about school work and got to go to college and then immediately found comedy right and when the rest miles, but my life dedicated to like an ass as much as possible, and I was interested talk to you, because more than any one I can think of, has really followed in some ways a similar path. He thinks out. That's while that's her well, because you you were a mean you clearly in a hyper, intelligent and and you went to and why you and you study chemistry

but that was that was just me getting. That was just a stepping stone to going to men school, which is the ultimate goal right round, but that was but the chemistry. Wasn't because I had an affinity. Why actually I mean? Oh, I'm not sing of dammit. I'm saying there was some party that thought I've got to achieve. Perform at this acceptable. Susceptible venue right right. You don't think that's a lot of comedy people, especially people who, more and more, but I think it was fascinating. Music. how many used to be and show. Business and general was not the domain of respectable people sure and then that shape that changed, but you don't mean some happened at some point here, comedy came kind of. I hope I get to and into brown, so I can go into comedy that hell happened. I feel you not again not to be too reverential like I was

Well, I think you should. If you have a dial on reverence, could you turn it usually only goes. I feel I can spend on mute firm at just while even recording yeah. I didn't I didn't like I'm not getting enough. You, ok! So I was ass. I was just going to say that I feel, like guys, probably easy. I've seen you guys, like your generation of writers who all EC bounced between all of you balanced between, like sign for them now in the Senate irons. But if you like you, I sat opposite of that prestige, maybe an then it becomes and now I think, you're, seeing whatever Ankara generations later that, like people are sort of filtering through those in being like see. There is this like path to leg respectability. in committee, which I don't think what I think it wasn't quite is established back when you we're probably out of college. Remember almost APOLLO, eyes into my parents- and I was gonna, give comedy and and and getting remarks in. This is back in ancient history, but was nineteen. Eighty five kind of getting some added

viewed from people about really so you went to harvard- and this is what you're going to do- that your parents must be so upset, and I thought Does it it's not In any event, when did you realize I became a male prostitute, which I did row I did for men in eight three year for quite lucrative by the court of I am. I bet I not even whatever, so the wondered. What was their point that you realized was that you were ok, I was it, it took me up, You did us an office, then citizens in their yeah yeah. I did will essential wet my running partner, Gregg Danielsen I bummed around forget. We worked out now aim and we love lost heart. Jobs went away, and then we worked cookie, odd jobs. Gregg was an essay, Tudor, and I don't know why. But I went to work and admission as before, but I went to work at Wilson's house of sway. leather and

I don't know who accept that was a local There was a low point where I would I would visualize my degree from this process. just college while I was it was this house of Sweden, leather and I'm twenty three and I'm thinking I d right is this? Is be ok right, this is gonna, be all right. Then we got us a now. Then I did the Simpsons and then the whole craziness of late so, but it took a long time for me to thank our have some facility in this world and really didn't really start to kick in tow ESA. Now, we can when people, I kind of idolize, would say point at me and say: hey that's funny hate. It that again, I was funny and I would like just said. I would disagree with glee, my body little better idea of what is that I know, and I feel I think it's healthy healthy. Have you gotten better it

I don't know. Has I just I worry about like constantly being like calloused tonight, the stuff that late, I don't think that's gonna happen to you bow I'm really don't. I bureau. I think that that's a personality type, and so I mean just today and the times I've met you, you ve come across Europe. lot of humility and I think if you had the job in a callous gene that would have shown up immediately. While you wouldn't be talking to me right now, it's India as a major thing. It's not a nurture. I e! Ok, if you say so, I just five find myself becoming like slightly more monstrous likest, will. You have a lot of insane demands every disguised ass. We had to buy you a fur coat. Oh, yes, floor length, fur length, mink even does that any known at any said it had to have a hood that came from different, a different make like what is

like now the sixteen hundred mank anymore, while you wanted, I now does massive shoe up, might have bake alight. Who gets should make law? I pay yeah. This is your. This is all very on trend by the way. I hope you realise that Europe that these, like these things that arose that you're running offer like actually, I think pretty cool, it's some circles. It really I have. No. I don't know I am you get there, I have never known what was cool? I've never been an end whenever I stumble into something that's cool, it's a complete accident, but oh, I was Sweden this article today about how the fact that everybody, every whereas drinking and this this may not apply to everybody but how spress martinis of really sort of afraid and well yeah. I didn't know that what every place like from from a diver d like a high in place at every place, will serve and espresso martini in some form or people will want one, and so that is It is symbolic of this thing going on where there is no

There's this collapse of irony that like if something is cool everybody them like is nothing cool anymore. I hate that like we're talking about now. This is a word in anyone's weights and it was zero point being that of everybody's. Suddenly drinking and espresso martini yeah, like of every subculture, if, like you know like Wall Street, guys are drinking in them. Like you know, you're crust punks are drinking in length. The outer boroughs like what does that mean about work? Roger is right. Now we don't have to really get into it, but I just I find it interesting that, like a bit, but I was idle, none of the mind that, like you, should dislike everything. Like everything, I tend to go into detail with you, unlike everything, nine everything but like I it's all.

Something in soul. I find something extremely off putting right. I will. I will try to not even keep an open mind. I will see you tried racism for a while, and then it was off putting that I've got you haven't you really. You gave it three years really went forth and then you're like I'm losing friends, I'm really losing reigns over there. You, let me say I can't take that eight years for you to be like an expert at something does an hour's whatever. I would but I like anyway, how did did it for three and was like? but no anyway, I have had the unjust one. Another listeners, you know they were sitting here, bones wearing a full on movement. He demanded mink long coat would have within different textured hood.

And buried shoes and occupies seven your attempt to really be good. It raises a viking total lack of action at the level for something else. You know I was so appreciate. You came in today because it is Tuesday and as a former as an alumnus of ESA now I know that Tuesday was the day that filled me with dread. Yak has Tuesdays the day. You guys have a show this Saturday Tuesdays the day that I would. I had an apartment in Brooklyn I would take the train in, and my heart was in. My stomach. I was so nervous and you re, am. I was so nervous, because this is the that doesn't end Tuesday leads, and it's it's something that started it s now. I think in nineteen. Seventy five. Seventy six for some weird reason today, probably cocaine Somebody thought it was a good idea for the writers to stay up all night

early this year than I am writing sketches into Wednesday, also read through which starts at like noon or one I see now it starts at like for thirty one that is even worse, and so you get out like eleven p M ones picked her up anyway, on a guy now has its raw yeah. Well, I remember that's, probably Lorn slowly moving the dialogue has so then it morn worth it his lifestyle, unless you so I go to the opera one night than will move it like earlier and lick will all know about it. Like Lorn has to go see. You know company on Broadway or something like that right right, yeah will learn, gets out of his coffin at three and just say it's a beautiful continent. Beautiful com arises and heats, and he arises just without moving his any muscles. He just goes completely up at an end and perpendicular to the ground and and now

moister writers are applied and a little bit of party unwarranted and then he flies sprouts wings and flies to two hoots issue too Fellow centre, and he- and so I think his the years it keeps getting later and lady, I myself, but God that ninety now and I was talking to a couple years ago. I think I was talking to Howard Stern on his show. He brought me back to those days and I was telling him in hosted a late night. Show I've been through what should be real terror, thousand times over the matched son alive how nervous and self hating I would get on a Tuesday night, the wandering the halls YAP is my stuff funny hearing linked laughter from across the world

all right in thinking, oh god, like everyone else's, has it figured. I mean that still the you're talking to draft about this raised. Yes, yes and like you, you were both talking about that sensation. That feeling and those like, oh god, that's that's that hasn't got away and like that's kind of the reason why it works. Like that's the reason. That's like the engine that Iranian might be. The special sauce yeah that but but it also may not be. It may not be necessary. I don't know. I just know that eye to this day, when I pass Rockefeller center, I am filled with lots of all wonder and appreciation. I really do appreciate my if you as scenario and late night. I think I did two decades in building and I am sure pre should have it, but at the same time there is. I am also reminded of oh yeah that feeling that feeling of real Yale at as at CERN at live for that couple. Seasons of fair and dry

dry dread Muriel dread just and it was really it was mostly confined to Tuesday anyone your way into Wednesday right, but, like you, like all the time it succeed like didn't like supersede that eventually, like all the timely doing late night stuff didn't late night, because I was performing, the demons were exercise. Yes, David, you use, Amazon Prime actually is exporting its kind of, hard not to our debate is ubiquitous. It's everywhere with. our delivery straight to your door. It's private! The way you shop a really as for them winning series that dare to be when its change also the way that your entertained do you Amazon shows you watch, prime. I do yeah, I'm gonna go so far as to say prime changes, everything what you think it s statement. I agree I would say you're gonna go on a trip. Ok, you're to the airport, suddenly realises you're getting on the playing your back to get on the plane. I didn't pack, my sleep mask

Sleep Maskew S, little hello, Kitty S living without I can't sleep without it and you gotta do something guess what you order. It from the airport or on a lay over and that mass is gonna be at your hotel, when you get there actually is the best yeah say you want to watch a movie okay and you signed up for every streaming service. You probably have a lot of em, but it's not for some reason have your favorite movie, which is what your favorite movie. Any other Harry Potter's yeah. Ok, they dont have they have all the Harry Potter on those streaming services, but not the one you really lying, which is Harry Potter and the golden goose. Well, guess what you get Prime You can watch that show I mean I'm changes everything. I say it again. What do you think you think prime changes everything it honestly does yeah said changes everything. What does prime? prime changes, everything very good I agree brand continues to in the status quo. That's what it does best prime changes, what do I say you said prime changes everything

oh, my gosh, I write one hears a writer and it was so so so so difficult, especially because even though I sort of self identified as a writer like, I think you go in there with no matter how developed you work in your point of view as a comedian something about us to know where you have to reset like all learn how things work there in order to survive in order to be successful and figures are few people who, like probably go there and like our very insistent on their point of view, and and then it works and lords on board, like probably like WWW Torres, Did I can't hear someone they could go in there and, like is already like fully free baby? I volleys alarmed and and yeah doesn't need any time to cook just right there and ready to go, but ninety nine point, nine percent of people I think, are so

overwhelmed by odds, and I mean I certainly wise then, but it submits this crucible that everyone has to walk through, which is what kind of it a beautiful too, but also I mean I can't yeah. I've very recently started to not be terrified of Lord, because aiding Lauren had mentioned two. Eighty like Boeing, Pollys. Things of me is this. Like p, I think that his words were Anders quoting eighty, but eighty was that I think learn things that you, like you think of him is like a that you have your mountain you'd have to climb every time you talk to him enlightening and she was like. I think he wants you to just go up timid, like bees pal, and I was like do that, but for the longest time I think it's like probably some in common with you and I with our up or something we're like on a now again reverence like so value that light, I had you for a very long time, only CMS dislike incomprehensible authority figure. Why, and I am to be fair, I think he's

ok with people yeah feeling that way for why, of course, and then he and his eye, you know look he's have said this to him and I said to him at the Emmi, when I saw you guys that you now he's responsible for my career and giving me the floor the changed, my life and so I'm always indebted to him and and so appreciative of what he did for me. But at the same time you know you get you get to see when you get me, perspective on at all that always see how he here things and I have an end. It works. It works. He's he's not gonna go of his way for the new people, yeah he's gonna, let fight it out at an end and see you know, who's who's got it, but that's part of, I think, an oak. As you talked about the system. Could they be me for this Washington Post profile? The Kennedy Centre owners and damn you ungrateful, narrow talking at how he kind of justice

see you you'll find people and then he'll put them in this, like big call and that is essential and then he'll and then he make he will not be too stringent, unlike what you can't or can do. Why aren't you just lets, you like go for it if you wacko Latvia and that's and that's kind of that's the genius of the ship and that's why it's been around for so long and it's been through so many different adoration, but that still kept this threat like I just I let you do whatever you want to do and if you find, if, if you figure it out and then become than its fireworks and its beauty, and I think that's what something and I learned from him tried to pass on all the years that I've had writers or tried to mentor. People is thrown in the deep into the pool them lots of leeway if it does work out, then it's on them. If it works out, then it's on them, yet it in a good way and I stunned when events as Now- and I was, I think, twenty four- an immense

Lee upon showing up there are like, yes, martens in that room. Yeah and I went you mean Steve Martin, my absolute comedy, hero growing area who, in my opinion, redefined the levels of funny could exist in the universe and reached those heights. he's in that room and you want me to go in ya, go in and tell him you're funny ideas. You don't even know me. You just pick me up off the streets, I'm I'm trash and you want You go in there and a and then you know if you blow you blow it, but if you can make him why, for you, can think of something that he's gonna like here get hoisted everyone shoulders, and I thought okay. This is scary. The scariest damn thing I can a man I'd right, but it's it's all or nothing was there. No legs scaled up version of that city. sure when you were a late night there like was their network, we had like walk into someone's dressing room that you like admire,

some I mean I guess not now it was your shows my show, and yet so I went right from you know. I was writer and then got the late night show and immediately I was going into rooms with legendary people that I had an people that I agree watch it on tv, and I think this and think about a lot. The people there You saw when you were growing up in your mind, was forming. They will always be gods to you, for me, it was these people that I had seen like and I got Charlie more people on tv shows there, even in real ones- and I was a kid- but I was seeing them and then suddenly overnight. I have a show, and I am saying, who's the guest to night. What's Mary Tyler, more weight, the icon that I watched on tv hearing up, yes, she's the dressing room and she's here to do your shower high, have a show you ve had it for about a week. You may not have it much longer, but back at you

the show. What do you mean? I have a show anyway, Mary Tyler Moore is in there and then you know that, who plays and your childhood icon walks out and sets high Conan so happy to be on your show- and I think this is the dream, but it's also. the nightmare nightmare, and I think that is the thing that I and the reasons I really wanted to talk to. You is you are aware that both exist at the same time. Yes and I think most people right now think: will Boeing Yang Gaudy so funny? and I love him on us and our unease is break out star, but you fully aware that its always both its always oh dream and oh my god, many my buttons are getting points.

yeah well even just this here is a perfect example. Not that I mean I as a fan of the pod Catholic. I think he put everyone at ease, but I feel like I'm coming in, and I told you when I when I talk to you over the summer than like, we came to me city. When I was fourteen or something to look x for my sister and we might make my too Things that I wanted to do was to go see wicked. On Broadway we couldn't afford the tickets. We did not go to. My parents drove me to the Georgian urgently so I could stand outside the doors and minutes, and that is an for them and but then the thing that we could do was taking embassy studio tore at thirty rock, and then we went up to eight or nine, I guess we sat. We sat on nine Saturday S initiative This is over the summer, so everyone was on hate us and then, when I was like, ok, whatever arsenal and then where it was me excited for, was to go to succeed and go sit in in the seats it Conan, and just I mean that was and its funding to be too fast forward. Whenever

sixteen years from that now here where I am like about to go to work and, as you know, where I work than sitting with you ends, I e aid to stem this dream in the nightmare at the same time, not that this isn't so pleasant, but this is like. I can't believe, yeah I've. If it's a fair and allow me to say that, like your dear the Steve Martin to me, I want to do this too long, and I know you wanted me to turn up the reverenced alive I was sitting and I also wasn't getting a yeah. I heard her. Please know how please now, but I can t giving need more more or to sell me juice. Seen me walk on water right

failure and that this is, I mean I don't go out with a hazel and so like ours, just meeting into NBC on Saturdays and on weak needs just to enable our you know. It said through on our love em, but then you know the main event. Was you Annie? I mean like the reason I got an emotional on my part cast when you're show ended was because I'm sure a lot of people have brought this up to put that that that link, half solution of like your whole career has been about like the intersection between cupidon, smart or silly and smart or whatever, and not that I'm saying that I'm like Super Intel but I'm like. Oh god, like that's, that's the reason I like have the and I haven't comedy: that's the reason why let that those are the things that are the most fun for me to write when I write at the inside magical thing, an end you do understand it. You know

I saw your now famous and billion times. Viewed icebergs catch. The first time I was like oh, this is everything that I like has is very smart. It's so smart that we're getting the icebergs perspective and that the iceberg has this attitude of like I wasn't doing anything and then and you know when it was so well done. I love that the iceberg keeps under selling. How many people died seem like a thirty year. Maybe fifty people you know the address in this area as higher visa. As I know no fifteen hundred, then you say like no one brings up the water, it was the cold water, they killed people, and so your attitude is all very human and understandable, and but then my good thing is that you have a song to plug now. I think most comedians would have at that point made the song something about,

the ice herb yeah. This song has fucking nothing to do with you, story or your raison d, etc. It is this and when your song had nothing to do with the sketch we had scene. I like stood up, was. I Yanza highlight my love Bohemia such a smart move, and to me that's the encapsulation, in my opinion of you, know that thing. It's always a quest never achieve it. It's slippery you can't really get a hold of it before You'll have it and it's gone, but oh, my god, that was so stupid, slashed, smart at the same time, but so stupid, but so smart and it just keeps flipping in your head. You know that the question so perfect, because It was an address in writing that together, whose whose, when it had writers ends, I mean we will. We were both like

was it felt too good to be true of rewriting world? This will never make it unto tee because its meekness laughed too much like this. Can't I just can't path through all the filters that are in place here where, like you know, the update people De Ruyter see it and give notes org no more, nor the producer CN like have feedback. I mean this is the thing that you talk about it in the past. file forlorn. Is that, like the kind of its it's, what kind of miraculously lets you do these things yeah when they want a neck, you know I can imagine it read through. You, don't have the iceberg on your head, no and so people are I'm sure laughing. But the problem is this: the other thing it has to go, see sketch commie, theirs

a thousand things that can go wrong. Yeah yeah! If that prop isn't just perfect, it doesnt work right. You know, and so also my kudos to whoever came up with that prop because reseca yet and exhausting it's just a cast his perfect, because it is usually it's beautiful and its also betraying no matter what and it was a gale yet what nor also take its it's big and its absurd and Europe trying to establish your dignity, the whole time and your point of view. And you are all well wearing that's my favorite thing than anyone whose whose dignity compromised immediately, but refuses to accept it re. Oh my gosh, that's like yeah! That's like I took a character workshop, withdrew druggie. This guide, our lab at groundlings, but, like he brought up a jury. Blank is the perfect example, Somebody like has this: do loser my guy layer idea of themselves, but everything about them

trays that, but I mean out. Ok, I think Alex Bays someone coming out space used to be an update. Writer was like talking about Oh it's interesting that it's usually the other way around, where it's like the character telling call in earth one of the anchors toeing the character like hey, stop that no no sties diet, Rapid Rivah because we were to be watched. The Letterman interview with Paris held then right ass. She got out of jail where all Letterman wants to talk about is I mean first of all, people have pointed out how, like me now not cool. It was fairly Letterman push so hard, but at things that's how what happened was that everybody was just like the jerk and link. That's why we love em, but but we do so. But added I watched that interviews rewriting yet to speedily. Look it to look at how it comfortable it. She is in this moment. Unlike look how Letterman wants like push fruit like we really mounted onto that particular in every way, thing. That's what you're working yeah and just like kind of like I don't know

like, I think the whole not like break apart, my own sketch too much but like. I think I think I think we were just writing something based on like this media pattern that and every now and then we're right, because in that one Collen as the the sort of foe journalist in this situation, I of that year, like while we gotta talk about the Titanic and you like none- are now my publicist Sammy talking about that and which brings up a hilarious thing which, which is everyone always shows up with publicist? I always show up. I got my dear publicist and by the way she's been, I think, playing a game Finally, things either not meaning in any way she's doing. Angry birds. Tat has had a second yeah they're, not even birds, any now they're, just heavy people. fired into the air evolved yeah by. I love that you know. I've always had a policy with me saying to him here,

when you get on the phone with these people are taught me on the phone So what are you gonna do? What to do? I'd like say, excuse me discussing that and especially on upon a pug Kazaa. I've always thought, what's gonna happen and what is funny, because once the podcast if I start going down some crazy rabbit hole of You know the way I have actually did some recent array regular at that you say you went and why there is no record of you re right. The shit starts to hit the fan. Does your public crash through that glass start things net protein. were Julian would she's Jonah. Again still not listening and still playing angry birds to. But my favorite thing any- and I think you mentioned is just before we started- is when people say- and this is what up in your titanic. The iceberg sketch is here It was agreed. We wouldn't talk about that. Re read this. I love I'm always about to talk to some celebrity. I hide cast now. It happened for twitter

eight years on late night moments before I went out and now some come up to me and go hey, don't mention blank or her, but here's the thing. It was always something that I didn't even know about actual so people are always saying I cannot. You talked about China and someone come up to me and say: don't mention, He keeps catchers meat in the freezer and I'll, say white. He keeps a what he kids. I can't just meant in his phrase it and that's all you're thinking- and I might add, I'm don't mention I like. Why would he keeper s lap think come up shut up and then you get out there and opportunity comes only those corners goods and, unlike all I can see, is- is him putting it? Catches met in the freezer saying, but no one can ever know about it. You know- and I am just that- I'm just it's it's it's insane to me, but that always happens that someone did not happen with. We can ask ok, really none. I know what I was not. I was no one said you can't mention issue commission that but

so many times I told you not to mention here that be Arthur. Has the largest collection of use, dental losses in the world. She does don't mention it shall flip out, and the interview is over. It's not a thing we're like a segment Is her tells you before like this, or the show I don't know, I don't know how those mostly they're supposed to do that. But there's one and I always get Michel out occasion, but there was one guy Frank Smiley who- and he really did talk like a guy. And he still does toxic a guy who's on Broadway thats, a kid you got. It he's really out of the nineteen twenty any he had a knack of, and it wasn't his fault, but the palaces always mention it to him seconds. The bans playing ray, I'm backstage or I'm at the DAS, learn about to bring out Elton John. and had come running up and say he makes so on the weekend, but he doesn't, he doesn't use kiln, don't mention it up you at once

and then you literally, ladies and gentlemen, Sir Elton John and Elton John, would come out, and I'm just wondering why did you even tell me that nobody knows that ferry oh wow southerners its ranks. Violence are not Frankie. smiling, but I call him thank you, but I love that people and make assumptions though the assumption would be that you would ask about the thing yet, but also- I assume that that show business, especially at a certain level, is much more actual than it really. Oh no there's so much running around like that. You were saying that there's a thousand things. I can go wrong and sketch com. If you like this and any kind of presentation of thing, a million things can go wrong and that's kind of weights, fun yeah. On an oh, I remember the music when I wrote there,

to be the change between dress in air and my sketch would be on early, and so I remember very clearly running under the bleachers at CERN ally of while that band is playing and in the commercial break getting to the car and going changing cards and sketch is coming up and I'm shouting, no, no there's no notice doesn't don't tomahawk anymore. I turned my eyes out. You know that whole section, that'll section- I don't know this becomes sir, how dare you and then we lose all this. You lose all that really love music. Yes, you lose all that and your chest is pounding because band is so loud in age and your shouting over them in your shouting over the band, and this happened for years at late night too, pretty much every night where we completely rewrote something just before the audience was loaded in the cards? Aren't you you're on the fly shouting at people over music, but also as a house that always kept. I was always smiling, because the

can see me and looking super chill, but when I was saying was no all wrong I'll murdered at that. Had a tat like us, our psychological psychic effect on me, I mean like till I get caught through, like all of the not saccharine staff, but like the stuff that legacy is meant like I dunno get everybody like em up and you have to like you. You can adapt what you do to be professional inside now. This is not how it supposed to be right. Now you you have to get it. yeah. You have to get it right and it has to be right, and that has to be a religion we as it has to be right, but at the same time you can't be gotta. Remember that we're all human beings I find the best we can and that's that's tricky yeah. That's like the whole, adding that olive showbiz in a nutshell, nuts

that's beautiful! That's what I do is I summarize things that no one else can put into words so succinctly, but I it's true regularly and no yeah. That's why is made of bright light. I don't even have flash so you're gonna go to building yeah right after you do. This party asked and you're going to get to work. What is you're an ETA wanting? It was my idea I wanna get. No, I don't want it. Ask your idea specific about it. Do you know what you're gonna be working on this week or you also waiting for inspiration and will act? but it does have one idea. That's I'm kind of I kind of have a really solid grasp on and then the rest, I I don't know, I think I M does one saying that, like is sort of the yard. I think I'm like really running the game at this week in terms of like something that I have a big question mark for one thing and then all the way up to lake something that I think is like really beaten solely because

There is great idea that I don't know why I didn't write more in advance. Still. No one does it's. The big questions are not live is concerned, lotta weeks off. Yes, now you think during the weeks off, we'd all cranks and pay or into the typewriter. Sorry, I'm dating myself. While you were in the typewriter era that so now we were in the legal pad. Yet there were typewriters, but I was an illegal pat. We rode having on legal pattern and dropped them off and they were typed up and we had to often be called in to decipher what our scribbling meant, but no one I look it. I have boxes filled with legal paths that have sketch. In them, and lots of doodles and lots of really disturbing little notes on the site. Why live? but when they ask me so sweet and then little notes like don't, invest in Microsoft, that's going nowhere this year and I've I've

actually I've found. Like recently, I found the legal pad that had me saying monorail at the time. I got all these notes about music, It means my guy little arrows and unlike ok, I gotta save that, though it s an hour, then you brought it. No! No! No doubt I was there was a legal pad. I always worked off legal pears and re kind of still do I like to write that way by. And now on and come up with things, but and I was have little no but I stunned. Getting back to my question, why we didn't sit down here and right out, and ass sketches we're silly and evergreen, meaning that they could be on two twelve. Forty four ray and star anybody or just the caste and put them in a fire so that when we were that? What is me so much anguish and panic, but none

Did I not do it? Nobody, nobody did anywhere wandering around a quarter to three crying. Am I get on Sunday I sat around like on the night and day out all night, oh yeah agenda and then coming something at six, a m rarely rarely at an- and this is another thing, good ideas, dont come when you're tired, but so many people now we're doing this thing where they write on Wednesday morning before they have to submit from scratch. Writing it scotch and like for like from sixty. I am Sir ten a m for that to be read this India is glad that freaks me out, but I think the reason went made my theory and my people don't do it don't write and advances, because I think that need sir compartmentalize so aggressively like when it when its work. We wanted. showing I'm writing a millennium writing when I'm off. I do not want to think about yeah, maybe that's it any kind of sketch calmly MC, maybe that's like, maybe that's it yeah or

terribly lazy and we don't think it yeah back. That's that's so let us add sometimes anything about how, like certain things in the report empty to humanity, let's just can't we can't ever like get out of them and that took- and that's ok, but like one of those things is rang a sketch in advance for us, and I, like you, look great humanity, will never Hence, on that now and will always crave. Salty that's sweet. Chocolate were always convinced that that third glass of wine is going to get us back to that feeling. Glass of wine gave Us- and these are all lies- that humanity, no yes, and where we are now ever here, we're never ever ever going to transcend and so you know it's time for us to to leave this earthy. I think colonise Marge and ruin that I can't wait. It is incredible delight to talk to you. I say that this is

and I did it did. I use it all therapeutic for you is there any way in which I can do anything. You want to ask me, as your therapy that I could help. with, because I feel like I understand you- I very much admire you. I've been through a lot, and I like? I could be your sort of the therapist you dont pay, always call me, are you six hundred? You said that's, what's your aid what's wait a minute because my man I mean I evoke incredible lifestyles, ill very lavish lifestyle eyes. I drove up here in three bogies we're all lashed together with coil, then and then. What's that no book bound with this yeah, this noble great here However, there is no less pass the spineless nobody is of no, but with no spine. These are, I think, made in Japan, Korea and second a quorum result, and I write and you can write on both sides out. I do it all and I ran right things like.

here it says: Bowen Yang really get em take him down and I should getting wet way too much praise from a chip away at his self esteem all and that I've checks next all the thing yet on and how was it make sure purposes is locked behind glass and I've. No, it's ask you, and I feel this is like. Oh, you don't have to ask me anything. I want to put you on spot. I just thought I'm here now and also I don't mean it I'll, never to contact me by allowing no, of course not I ride. You know I was you can't see. While I was saying all that stuff turbot and I actually have a sign that I made that I use frequently podcast, it says I dont mean it's right there at I'm, holding it up and it's an exclamation has three exclamation points for bone and you you wrote it and Sarah seat at. Why hasn't master the ends of why this end

bowing I was really excited to talk to you. I know we ve met, and there's always a lot of people around end, and it doesn't really feel like a meeting and this I was looking forward to because not to embarrass you but you are the kind of person who I really admire your hard worker, you really smart and you're. You have a lot of humility, I'm dissociated is, as I hear you livelihoods. Weird I saw you leave you and the weird thing is your naked. When you leave, I could, but it wasn't even weakest spectral say it like. You could see us, it was like a corporeal weaving. It allows all to body. I saw at right now an Italian it's what I what I saw. I saw a naked Bohemia climb out of a developed Yanks in front of me and make a really pleasant face. Yeah. You look like someone just stumbled out of the back room. You ve gotta not do

front. I won't I only when they like Cheramie and compliments yeah seriously. Bowen have a great show this weekend. Thank you thank you for being here and for being when I meet these young, young anymore? Oh no, Whitey way! Now what has made it I'd like to tell you my age and your teeth would fall out, I'm seventy nine years old yeah I gave birth to learn, that's how old I am and also my gender. you have a good way. You kill a guy who wants to started off. I just do, as I'm told Emma got. It reacts some salmon nuclear reactor. Let's begin, how do you Do we talk over the clipper, let the clip play in which, let's sack over, the less I hear my own voice, the better known as we did in of those

I suggest goarly you take charge, maybe for the first time in your life, let's do it. Ok, you got it Well, this is exciting, because so you have your own new series on the team. Cocoa Youtube channel. Wait you very had the sword. Why is this? Is this is very exciting, because sooner a new season of your series was somewhat more time. It's it's on you too, but it was uninstall grounds for right. Oh, I dont know, honestly, I hate those so market place. Yet let goarly do it and please don't interrupt goarly anyone. He knows what he's doing go ahead, girly in three to and it's all yours. This is very exciting solely because you're series how my pa What is wrong to that? You say video series. Adam is video theories, even though it is ok. I have a wider. You ve gotta, be during this now, please what I, despite everything, he's done so far. I still believe in

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do you have a new video series sooner fixes your life, it's the second seat fact. Why are you exciting to her that she has in areas, though, is that all you have to say? Also not that I find this very exciting. You haven't you series out. You know that you know that's what you do. It's not a big deal. No, this is my heart, but by the way this has to air. Somehow, because- and I am not a doctor- I am not a neurosurgeon. I know a lot of people think I am, but I think it's a small bubble of air is worked its way into these speech centre, Morleys Brain and I think that it was causing a complete melted. goarly no pressure aimed at all. Morally no pressure. Five, four get it right this time. Three, to its really on you. You had this sb good one and you ve got it

do not use YOLO on the television to watch it all right. So no word has it that your series Sona fixes your life as a new season and a new first episode is out. Now I thought we could take a little, did it right now and talk about it a little. She isn't going to see a clip from soon as this is her web series. Sauna fixes your life. Yes, ok, good! I just like to set the table. We And why are you watching ways, your approach to addressing? Your children love you all. mine is what it is doing so well so please, I'm sorry fixes your life,

can tell I'm very serious books. Finally, I bread. single wine. That's a lie, next to me. Well, it's a rocker Why do I know this because I have parity expert now, expert- I have children for four months, but obviously almanac, that was why I have all the questions that you guys have about parenting raise your game. You learn to seventy seven says: what are you strategies for keeping kind age Aldrin, just two lemme give you my address be either, I told him I was pregnant, I I think just tell him that I was a pillow the whole time. Eu figures show why. Why would someone say that women, someone say Kido thrown away from aeroplanes to never tolerate lives? How come you want to me?

We also know left sauna doesn't like hearing her own voice and son, I have to say I sympathise because I dont like hearing your voice come back in she left yo during that I want to say you're very photogenic. Were you a very attractive? Thank you that was awful night was now he's got that? Oh stop it! No that's awful! I just I hate their breathing about. What we're doing a typing about it, listening to it while you're the best promoter, sovereign project Why are we even here? If you just gonna, make noises and save don't waste? Your time, I thought I can be very valuable, I'm a little her. because viewer said or listener what everyone column said: daddy, keep Conan away from your kiss insulting. I did visit your choice are. You did and I worked hard to get some last side of them. I e date Easy easy, laugh! Charlie!

I don't know if I would smashed his car in a previous life. He was just staring me down, there's always he's gonna beat I gamey audience for the rest of my life, who doesn't give it up. I couldn't crack yea kidding, I couldn't write Charlie, but Mikey very sweet and was fascinated kept looking up at my hair. Will they ve never seen anyone like you before what you mean you are the tallest widest person, they ve ever met and do your hair. It's very can be scary babies oftentimes? They think it's a mobile, my hair, try and bad at it no, but I visited your kids and I thought I was very good and I was very impressed with how adapt Lee you and tat your husband candle, kids because you have twin so each holding a kid and then you're performing all these functions around the house just holding on.

ok, yeah, so TAT was like. Oh, you want a beer and, unlike the alto beer and whence a refrigerator and open refrigerator and and got out a beer opened it put it into a glass. Then I think he built a ship in a bottle with minor hand an end. The whole time holding, your sign the hour doing stuff to your painting, starve, yeah you're doing I surgery on peoples and you're holding your other son. It's amazing! Ever we kind of have to cause, especially you know. We we had a lot of help and then my parents left for weeks and then we were like. Oh, we actually have to parent these threatening

Where'd you learn to leave for weak. Were they departed know they were not the horrid aid. While I'm just curious? No, you were not to port eighty two hundred papers in order- oh my god, you they have their papers and eight do you. I mean I did get used to threaten to deport them and they would upset me. I love you you're mad at me for making a joke when you used a reg, I know when to deport higher Dade parents when you were a teenager right, yeah and I was a teenager innate upset me- I told him- I was gonna- deport them they're, like we're citizen. It's not like, I'm sure, there's a loophole. Hope. What sort of me to fix your life? I am your fixing other people's lives. I love your posing on the balcony of your new home Erin. I so silly. I know it is a fine thing tissue. That's all and its They are fighting connecting with your fans, their fans that I'm pole, I think they're your fans is well. Let us be fair mother. I mean it's off of the team cocoa stuff. So it is your! They are your fan. That's true! Yes and, of course, the house that you're in is paid for by my last paycheck,

the agreement employ me and I do a service and then I get paid for I implore you. I don't know what service I can't come in today to for me where's my check me. That's my soul impression. Is it good noise you're, my Conan impression Well, that's right away! when your hearing has a college education, graduations on your series and best of luck to you sooner and stop making noises and bitching about how you hate the senator voice. You ve gotta convince people to check this thing out, yet I guess I do it, for you saw Diana, and this is just off the top of my head new episodes post on Fridays until Cocos, you two page and the first episode is out now want to know how to get your life except sauna takes questions from Fans VIII, a team cookers Instagram stories so be sure to follow at team cocoa for the next time. We ask questions, I will you make

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