Hello. This is kind o Brien needs a friend deep die with Dana glad to be here Conan. It's a six part. Many series where I come from along with occasional help for my assistant son of session high, and my producer surmount goarly. I go deep into the weeds. My favorite comedians and friends, Dana Harvey enjoy, I found the ban. Well, I'm a very happy person is once again I am sitting with Dana carving.

And we're just having a blast making these many episodes acting like fools and not worry about a thing. You know why I took orders. Can I grant an annoying erupting Conan Color, what they're all dead, but I get movies where they say the guy's name, every second Conan say something Conan what's wrong, I just started, maybe take on and calm. You know you brought up something on one of the other absurdity Well, you know you bought up sitting and I wanted to refine just for a second. It got me thinking you return about how John Wayne and movies doesn't know he doesn't know fear, but his angry at the very idea of fear, which I love you and you did a thing, we're at sight: Yo Walter burns.

If the sub goes any deeper, we're gonna blow up and he's as well. Well go deeper, take our down Pappy yeah and he just layers flowed over the ocean, my faith. Happily, I get ex blood I care, and so I wasn't reminding me that my favorite villains, see if you know what I'm talking about my favorite villains in movies are ones who they have a meticulous plan and then someone else in the room and tells us that the whole plans been ruined by something they didn't foresee and the villain is intrigues rather than being and my favorite one of all time if everyone of all time is in dire hard that the bill our enrichment, Alan Rick, member, HANS, Gruber and so HANS Hans, Rupert, HANS Gruber has been working on a plan to see the money from this building and even working on the plan. I think from for years and they thought it out to the second. And then they got it all worked out perfectly,

nice. Guy comes running in the room and says in count on this, but there's a policeman loose in the building he has made he has a gun he's killing our man he has the charge is that we need to build up a safe that everything depends on and we have no idea where he is our who he is and eyes Gruber. They normally actual black fuck fuck we're out we get a flock of organs can back to Germany. Everybody has instead been tellin me somehow Gruber goes intriguing like why and then they coming later on and they say, will you just blew up? Isn't he blew up that news like this? I must come to no, no, no, no you're, so screwed an end. To the point where, at the end of the ep at the end of a movie, he's finally punched off the building and is falling to his death.

But he's firing. He see lots of honouring its ongoing, like I'm am intrigued by this policeman whose in my life from me, how many times did I know committees have done this bit, I'm sure, but how times. Can they still do it and make it believable where the good people, caught the bad guys tie them all up in some fusing off whatever they like good by Mr Bonde Hoist leave the room he leave, allow them and the other one. I love is when some a movie and then they meet the stranger in the stranger walks away and they go hey, MR, what They call you and he turns into goes Abe Lincoln or with Doktor Lovelace Doktor layers of wild West loot. Yes, our junior snap yeah what happened to him. I don't know he said I can give said something about a like eighties, say something about a television

That's the big twisted invented knowing you level that old trope of mister. You never told us, you name my name, Andy you just kick the shit out of everyone and tell what's your name, Gandhi, as part of the same ring. If you like what MR want you name gang guess, guess Con John Wayne didn't play games. You John Wayne, in one of the worst casting decisions of all time, yet laid gang is kind in the mom and they gave yes, he played gang is common and they gave him ass. They did like he, they asian yeah she's, something you wouldn't say. You should look it up online and this behold. What happened in America in the past can I knew was a brief, because we did you really do whatever you want. Is a brief raw revisit to the idea of Hitler.

Bobby and Jack Kennedy and Elvis who fake their death and are in a bunker beneath LAS Vegas taking youth pills awaiting their chance to emerge to the surface and down it's the world, old bit ripped off by everyone who doesn't have those bids Chapelle closed a special with this bit, but Just one extenuate one little part will draw Bobby Kennedy is I know people listening raining. I, what Bobby Kennedy is trying to teach Adolf Hitler? How to speak English? once a little frustrated with enemies. Bunker for Lebanon is bunker. They think they're DES sixty seventy years ago and they ve been this bunker a long time and they ve gotta get Hitler up to speak. You know so others, like my mom you're, wasting your time. I'm gonna go moment. Put all address: go the chef de la relegates dung and almost all what about you jack. You want some

I would like a glazed only before this evening's over. I dont ask why, because it Judy, I asked we're gonna ta what we always say that unless more, I don't know I just kind of like Bobby what about you? What we're? What about you? I'm I'm pretty close to teach you now with some basic words. You want to see Bobby as we learn one word several years come on European Oceania teaching ADA date, eight all their teaching aid. All new were here. It is eight off repeat after me. Butter scotch brought shoes. You see, I wish you hear what he said: Potter Scotch, crashed and stopped

Now those are not a lot more trust. My cotton candy Elvis site it's hard to keep track of Ben seventy years. Hitler say: cotton. Candy content Then they get a really good idea, but I have a question to you. Why can't they I mean, I understand why Hitler cannot come to the surface, but why can't arrest them come because they look like they did from the sixties. They have toward disguises to go up. If you haven't thought this through well, did they there in the bunker in there waiting in their plot is take over the world, but you know how ok, ok, then, jack world? What we do with world taken over. We will do things that people do when they take all the planet's. What is actually slander We will find out where we crossed tat bridge. We don't.

Because it's easy! We do it because it's really wish to you is this: your make the cat. Listen to me! Here's what great I'm here! That's great one: God! Never stop it! Stop throwing your paper around! You don't need this. This isn't necessary, but we can do all. I know about Dick, but listen to me his ears when one is yes, Arizona, Zedillo, ok, Conan the whole point of life and hope when applied the whole point of screwing around in committee is not knowing words going or why, when in and around the funniest ideas, dont have a reason for existing. There is not a good, you, it's hilarious, to have all those guys in the bunker together in De Las Vegas. You dont need Why are they there? It's not important, don't want to know. I think this though these subconscious reacts to things like this and if is subconscious it can last it can be repeated.

Can go on and on like a thing I did, chop broccoli. I like to do bits that are better forty years later the secret eagle coming out. TED Conference Genome? We knew the London Needy said we re someone. We could monetize so glad. I'm sorry flop, not what is evident in the air, the manager character. You go into a man, yes, but you are totally kindred spirits. Cone, remember the last I was on your show. I was given them chair and I looked up at the monitor and there was no sound and I you saw a few. I couldn't. And what you were doing but you were so committed it really. That was the hardest. I've laugh along time organised loudly. Rather how you'd go that gear of judges El Din abstract madness. I have. Will you have why you have supervision? We have a gear. We the gear aware I will commit all the way, and in that point you don't care what happens you

No I'm going to seven and if people hate eleven, the our eleven or whatever you want to say, you gonna go there and if they despise it later on, that's nice, now now, I'm just gonna, go to eleven and see what happens well. What I always try to do when I do stand up and I'm not feeling funny at all, I try to make myself laugh when I get to them. By saying something or make me laugh, so it could be something really rises in Rwanda we rightly or whatever, because the whole consider the idea of the clown being funny- and here comes, the funding is being funny or she why it is being funny. Is major self conscious makes self conscious owed to get out of it. You know you just need to be kind of crazy. You know I've found recently over the it took me like years to get to this point? Yes, but the other day I'm doing the monologue an eye. I only do not do much about job joke monologue.

I just tried screw around as much as I can write, but I had like three jokes and they were about Trump and his tax is in. The news have to do in and I felt like you feel like I'm only doing this, because people expect this. So I did the first joke and it can. I gotta go her I actually said: don't worry this portal be over soon another and they laughed harder at that than they did at the job. Yes, and then I did the second one I said yeah almost there and I did There is, and I started to just basically say yeah this I'm here I am very aware that you're not finding this, that amusing Rikers there's seventeen hundred and fifty late. I talk shows and I'm the seven hundred and fifty first person tonight to talk about crop in his taxes. So let's just do this quickly. None of us are happy about this algebra assignment, but let's get it done and get on the stuff and it had this because

was being honest about it. I think is made more enjoyable for me and I think we may be made a more enjoyable for that. I love that this is the life which is like trying to catch the wind comedy you never graduate. You never finish and there is always some other level of confidence you can get to- where you're just completely existing you're, not self conscious. The second voices quiet. So I love here, you are four thousand hours later still taking a little chance or twisting your thing. You said something I don't think that makes IRAN that we were talking about. Stuff happens. Unfortunately, I'm no. You turn on the honest by, but but You said you said its paper tissue in a fireplace fireplace it's that quick meaning you kill. You say area Who are you? I guess he's gonna kill you gonna, kill and then like there's ten minutes later and has

to kill and people hey good set her. You know and then a lot of times you're, just in a car pretty quickly after that by yourself from the back in sight, doesn't half men after you its castle arousing the graduate like. Ok, I you know then you can't be like the stones or any one else in just wind down on these ten songs and see how well you can play them for sixty years now- and I saw stings gonna play his songs and you know we have to with new variations in new this obligation is something I think we ve talked about this, but Think you're the same way, I'm so envious of musicians. I would like to have done because you, I think, both if we could of if we it musicians would have done it because it lying there, because I've always thought this. I've done gags done, you no benefit

two things in a really big rockstar I'll, be the comic and there really big rock stars there and its a staying or it's a bruise spring steer huge star or its edge of John Mayer. So I'll do my thing and I am Judge joke to joke, You're only is good, is solely at inside our love that one so great allowance really good. Not so much that one and you're you feel like you're fighting for your life, the whole time then get off And they see that the sting come out innovation. Every prepares. Ici ran learning that Romania people, just like all my god. We suspect now we see sweating backstage. So I wonder how this guy do know he's not lose my faith in you, yeah we're up there, just dance unlikelier and some of our breakfast and when I see them backstage in there just strap and on their instrument, and they know they're all tuned yet ready to go somewhere else soon. There guitar further base their all good.

Seeing someone unites the evolution of a rock star pop star like they'll You know in the early days they have their shirts off you now and then it's a shirt, maybe button really low and then eventually- is a cumber underneath the shirt and then with it there the scarf around the neck and save you some jewel. Was in things like this man. She trick. I'm not! Seventy five, you know well, you know is doing that. Is you know Aerosmith demons either Stephen Tyler has been adding hello gangs like a magician, lay out magic. Now. I do think I really going over here. I think a few. If a truck hit him like, white doves would just fly out. I think there's he's got like live birds in their he's, got a whole women's department store, would explode and doves flying around and it be bans and are now. Can I say something about that? I saw him on a motorcycle with a woman in my wife and I both with his hat.

Even Tyler we couldn't figured out, then we have the motorcycle and the motorcycle headscarves tight around it yeah. We were, of course, that I on smart, though you know I mean I thought I saw Stephen Tyler in hardware store, but it was a broom ladys men again what they girl for many people, high schools and embarrassing time of life. It can be embarrassing that are a few had that sooner I did not. I was an incredible jock. What no captain of every team, every single sports team. You can't change the narrative captain of every single team by ice. I feel like no one would believe that lost my virginity fifth grade, ok

I was just incredible, so I don't know, but I told that people have a hard time of yeah, I'm sure. With your awkward body see upsets supper. You seem sorry, usually when people feel really sorry, they laugh so hard. They can't catch their breath. Okay, so now you win, I had some difficulties in high school. Yes, you know I'd it. And all smooth sailing what yeah? Ok, that's really funny yeah. I guess the jokes on me yeah anyway laughing at you again. We hear nothing when upon Castillo here, no anyway, this new show a new show called every things gonna be ok, and heard the sun they show up. It's it's quite compelling, sir, I think a key character, her dad is dying her gay australian. Half brother moves in two razor

end of the Show- is called everything's going to be okay and it's these two characters, Matilda and genevieve- and this does not sound like your typical sitcom Matilda has autism and Genevieve is just as someone who's dressed up like a quote child whore widow and these, characters, I guess have all these adventures. I have a half brother Nicholas, there's a funeral. Everyone shows up, apparently they he's got a little off the hook. This may sound depressing, but I'm told this show is really find a watch. I'm sorry did you see a little off the hook? Yeah! That's that's all! That's always kid say it sounds like it could be depressing, but then it's off the hook. Now, although I used to correct ok, yeah, so maybe you're in Kronk village. Why I'm quite content- and I use that equally way where a I don't throw a hazy over. There are oh, my guide, everything's gonna, be ok! That's the name of the show

out of here. I just turned eighty readings. Premiers January, sixteen thirty, eight thirty, seven, thirty central on free form- that's right! watch all my entertainment free form check it out. We don't have that we were never sex symbols and they, you were more than me believe tall strap a new elder. Excellent olenin jacked with, but

I did go, I'm like a funny. Little fly away. What happened? What happened? What did you say just goes all night, you weren't not even there and it just takes off and giving it a play back on, because I was like Zap derivatively, no weak, it would have what I said was not sexual. What I meant was my penis leaves at night and chose and does things and not say anything. I say I am worked like Batman fight crime. Occasionally, let's do another, but it also sometimes runs up charges if it goes places in an order. Very expensive, italian Miss dovetails into another quick episode of Jimmy Steward having kinds happy already on one's going to perform oral sex on Jimmy Stuart. I guess it was Catherine Hepburn wheat. We did this for a long time ago. You did Jimmy Stewart and he's. You lead me to the bid with your ten dancing Nick ass. Ok, I've known those all criticism, Mr De facto thousand made me. Laugh: ok, go ahead so anyway, I'm

So I'm just setting you up. This. Is Europe but where is so? Are you going to take us to the next level with Jimmy somewhere Domino? Do some variations on this, but basically to the listeners I like Blue Graphic, stop, but I love sexual stuff. That's done in an abstract way. This is Jimmy Steward sitting back about. So what about cancer aprons about perform oral sex on him and he p decides to virtually go a different way. Set up is it and accurate? Not Walter Scott. All fine, we'll just watch just well. Well, that's not rush to just look at just look out for one hour lot. Look the other way what we look away,

just think of something else to think of a had allowed us to combat laboratories, and I looked back I like my life. When I see the surprise after not look at it. So you can be surprised. I urge there's a couple doll. I want you to go, go down in history,

You go to five and die it yourself. A mall didn't give me a payday. Always our welcome back, don't know. Look at any event of seventeen minutes are Gimme the paradigm not back at well. That's that's! What gets me off! That's what I like a like the surprise in Europe. They could you forgot what it was. You went to the candy store. Now you see it for the first time you got what I call a fresh so that we always heart. She has partners that wait. A minute wait. He asked to leave: are they sitting in a car

I don't know where they are. I picked it up in a car, I had a modern apartment and accounts, but right neutrally was in a car. Now, I'm feeling like he's in there, both in a car and he's and now hosts now, while Catherine Hepburn is gone, getting she's out getting stuck malted and paid a bar ass, a sea sitting there with his genitals, expel. Yes, he just sitting there with his manhood, very, very friendly in a friendly position. Just waiting turn on four Jimmy's that she's she's gonna, forget, say she's talking to remember what it looks like which kills me about. This is that when, when he is when he does say that that arouses him yeah, he sounds like he doesn't sound aroused, and on that note I mean he's my voice. I know that's what I love about to be overly analytical by just two years or more weight, and it s not.

Get a sense of zone blood. Rushing to that area. It doesn't really not really sexual in a sense. I think that without a funny I just like to say that supplies in Europe, like the one you have you just don't you don't remember, and I like when you come back and maybe in the back in your mind you have a name for it, but you don't want to tell me where you can name anything. You want it's yours, I'm in the big scheme of things, what you're all long nothin, but a scurvy, little Spargo, you're gonna, call it anything you all I ask. Is you don't touch it because that's when the game is all everything changes it all people call for play. I call it life. What happens if he's in the car companies in the car and Mr Potter and is wheelchair, complied and bang and banks only the waste water. And what are you sound like an front? I remember like you,

your father was but a loose. I just think him Jimmy's in there waiting when he's guy he's expose you what you know, he's pounding on the window and Jimmy's waiting for Catherine. Here I come back and get us any weight for cases crisis. Mr, let me grab my card regret and lay at all for my friend down

covered I rolled out alone, you will lose your DNS expose. That's all of your imagination, you know your eyes and I'm not sure glad you're, pretty all I've got a clear again on my lab must no longer I saw what ice era man Papa. I want to say this to you. Well, fuck, you that's! The little are standing at the other lost in ways that he just loses it on potter, like it here reviews daily carbon, on characters from nineteen sixty five John Wayne and Jimmy Steward amongst I just love that well. I saw circuits I saw you naked from the waist down George Bailey, while this

You know, I often think- and maybe this is the funding is part of the idea. But I, as you get older, you hear words like enabling people pleasing and you got woman. Mr Potter was like self actualize. He drew a strong boundaries in all users. Loaning money to people say goodbye houses. Jimmy Stewart was passiveaggressive, he was bitter. He enabled Uncle Billy to stay and alcoholic lose the money, yeah sort of using an easy to use a classic and ably classic unable at just one. You could have a drink a lot and I do not challenge. We can have a cocktail for current Canada's Stapi unworldly. Will my prayer and hope is that people?

twenties. We will look up its owner of life and go see Jimmy Steward anger. I was really funding during the right now. It's just a funny old man, you don't know what you see here is voice in your head. Just said kindly sock, you know what you have is these to the two old men in the balcony Muppets our sitting in your head and every time you a whole areas bit. You yourself, go no one's gonna know that they're gonna hate it and it's not true. You don't need to do that. I'm your therapy! I like it now, I'm I'm mum! The unity Yang I got two sides in my brain one is very joyous. Happy in the other. One is that so square through an outcomes more FARC. Just that where it goes up, is they have on our part to me anyway? We want wrapping up this episode. Arena, wrap up this episode and needs more friends. We just change the time, really don't as I'm a friend in that's one, I've got you anyone else.

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