My name is Ellie Camper, an ideal thrilled about being no Ryan's friend phone back to work and the friends a low, welcome to Colonel Brian needs. A friend I am the aforementioned gone. No Brian here was to have my quote and put them in quote some Ossetia Nicias Zone away. Why are we close friends while you know just it gives me a level of security, knowing that it could go eat away at the weekend my goarly in de house- with us. How are you mad cool hello? Yes quote hello

How are you guys pretty good? Ok, you said in the house like D a year is not I need to constantly show that I have street credit because everything. Bout me screams, know ST crap, but that's actually Craig from about twenty five years ago. It doesn't matter to me, ok he's any raises Ruth. I still raised there. I am, I still raise the roof. Erika Brown yeah, who works at the show. Yeah is constantly telling me you cannot raise the roof. Conan yet no one raises the roof anymore and she says it with great authority still do it. I want any kind of stuff credit, if my street credit, Circa nineteen, eighty four I'll, take it when's the last time you pumped up the you, oh my god, This morning I pumped up the jam pump. It up pump it up pumped up the jam pump up puppet doesn't matter to me what era street credit I get its twenty two. Sk Adieu Street crash for hum. From nineteen thirty, eight I'll take that we cut back on yeah. I think so

a twenty three score: do there don't mess with her person to master them he's a bad ass. You at twenty three score. Do I don't I will any era of ST cried. I don't care, I know you're, really WAR. Really cool guy. You don't think I'm cool it I'll do you. I think you could be cool you try to be cool, then you stop yourself from being cool. I don't wanna be cool. No one. One, we also you know it. No one wants me to be cool, that's the thing they just don't want it let's get a shot. Would if you sincerely tried right now to be cool or would it back now be while on me, not Karen too much colonel works. For me, that's care a! I don't care if it works. You doesn't. This is my energy now just fuck it whenever

yeah down with this guy highlighted it? I guess you yeah, I'm learning gonna try and I try her. You know I I I don't know I just women are fascinated by make, as I just don't care by now and now, you're running that even today, cool guys, don't say women are fascinating, don't eat now you're, nice meeting. You know me we sexy, I just don't fuckin care who you're ruining at hey cognac, we're late for six period. We better you gone, you guys go ahead, chill out here in the yard, the yard yeah smoke another bone backbone role. These days you guys go ahead. I used to think that code. I was so cool, but he so weird. It's all the teacher. I said: hey Dario, who rose dice by themselves, he's just gonna role in it

Happily all that again say day, solitaire pretty cool, hey. You guys go ahead, go to class. Whatever till the teacher I said, what's new twenty three score, do I'm out here smokin my J bone, my jazz cigarette, and I got these days that a role by myself, hastening who sat fifty eight you're. Ok, play him die solitarily yard. Nobody really wants to be cool, and it's just be cool. I just an. I got a feather in my cap and get this belgian cap got leather pants get big buffy Knickers you, what you're just worry slippers, the other when these and I've got August from fifteen Years ago, another pants and I'm playing

by myself and smoking, a joint it looks like it was made, probably right after world war. Two and I got a feather in my cap, and I don't give a shit about me. What class you guys arena what's happening. What do I care? who cares about american history right? Well, actually, I passionately any data data care, little care, stop it yeah in Amerika. I think America is history yeah, whatever it's over. If I told you, then that Edwin Booth killed Abraham weaken what would you say, I'd probably still get mad, but remember much faster and quickly regained my senses and be cool again. I'm very. that's why women are so attracted to me fascinated with you is that you are fascinated with You thought you because I just don't care. I'm such I think they're fastened,

Do you like? A scientist is too like a petri dish. Women are like what is that? How does that work? I must find out more violent death. Kryptonite to your cool is thus giving out misinformation about american hills. Axis bullshit Edwin was a great shakespearian actor and current oh yeah, I mean I don't care. What were you go? I don't care of linking the sharp by phone booth, yeah, that's cool, visitor. While he's waiting, I don't know the boots the boost from now. We know you do scale We have a wonderful shell when it will show hosted by maybe the was sexiest guy. You just don't give a shit in all the business. My guest today is a very funny actress who started such shows as the office and unbreakable came. You Schmidt, and in the hilarious movie bridesmaids. Now you can see her in the new Disney plus Movie home.

Sweet home alone, I'm thrilled with us today, Ellie Camper, welcome. I want it to be on your bike. Ass for very time, will I you know first fall. As you know, it's a very long line again on this by Megan Mark has been waiting to be on the part cast for two years. and they're just isn't time. I know we ve got to talk to a vote, a son I gotta talk to. Reason. Tourney we have our line does allow line, and you guys like that, but Ellie. I want to start right away by letting people and on the fact that you and I have a special relationship because you Know- and this is not even a humble brag- this is a brag brag yet but I took you under my wing when you are right when you were very young yeah.

And gave you the honor, the high honor of being and in turn on my show who worked for free, one of the highest one of the highest honours that can be bestowed on anybody, and we all know that that is the gateway into business. Yes, well, you might, be joking a little but you're not wrong. Look at all the people who have thrived in show business after into an end. Turning for you what a lot of people from the office yeah jugglers entailing John John there's interviews and in Turn Mandico Angela Kinsey, we ve had a lot of don't know, Sir in Mcmullen was in Turn on the show. Ninety five to ninety eight and yes, we're total Asshole

we'd, cinnamon hockey rather than surprise me, we ve sent him on coffee runs and he wouldn't even come back and then he would come back, he'd be wearing a robe and had been no coffee and tea. You shot like what we just want: a coffee no had in his so funny, because I don't remember but we were you a good in turn beyond and begin and be honest because some people, of themselves as a good in turn, and I dont remember I dont look rights, no right right. I again not humble bragging. Just now bragging, I was good in turn, will first Let me just be clear: I was twenty five years old, which is a little old to be in turn. Last how old I was that is ancient for being in future and bear no for an answer. I don't know I'm not below inane. You are very young and attractive person. To this day. I am just saying the average in turn me

why maintains in college? I think Kerensky was eleven and he was the exact same height that he is giant ape of a child, a yeah well, you want to know that so my younger sister carry whose for years younger than I am, she essentially got me the gig. Could she was an intern for you before? I was so she knew Erin Cohen. If you remember that number do from yeah and so he's who I interviewed within she put in a good word. She might you know well that timing ass, she was twenty one year old sister put in a good word for and I think that's how I got was about to say the job, but it was more a volunteer. Gyro guess nodded pain. I mean we didn't pay, no money changed hands, but I would have guessed you'd be a really good in turn and do not have any interactions. Did you ever see me driver? slowly you and say, don't believe me, I'm a celebrity you

Did I hear that we and our actions with you? In fact we would have an elevator a few times mom I with Debbie, Shaw, YO, used to do questions for you and there I seem to have run into you in the costume. I don't know station. I usually go there a lot and dressed as a woman. I was often been made me comfortable. I would go their interests as Carmen Miranda put food on my head. I always like things are the Bare Madrid, where I spent a lot of time in the classroom idea, but it may, I feel, very happy.

How will you I saw you like twice in both times? Were there and I wasn't? I am diligent, I'm a good student. I was young, I was a good. I was a good internet was one time it makes up a lunch order, Simon and Schuster building. I know that it was your offices were being Redonda, they re doing our offices yet put even more paintings of me on the wall that we enjoy your your down. I found, I think, remembered. I've found three square inches where there was no depiction of me on the wall and I lost it, and so they moved us to the building next door, the salmon Schuster building. So we are in a different. I remember that era. Well, so you would have been an intern there.

I'm glad you have no stories of me, you know behaving insanely, that's got nothing explosive, nothing insane, and there was, I think I was still an intern when I got to be in a sketch with you wear Andrew Weinberg wrote this lower. I referencing people that no one cares about our ever. I was writing on an interview with the elevator with you in depth. Shaw right, ladies and gentlemen. I loved it, but you ve got to stop mention these people. I mean I give you. This is just a little face time with you called it like up like a face timeline. Your face, I'm all balanced, I've only name huge names are now I'm letting like, just or if you're, going to name instead of law

and bird just say like we're. It was you me and Elton John we're on our air and we are each holding boiled eggs that we got the commissary like a yet, as I have said, as I ignoring ok, that's the story. Guys, who are you guys, gonna, really pop resonate people will know exactly who I'm talking about and they will be in, but I got to be in a sketch the idea now that I'm actually thinking about. I did not interrupt you that much, but that's appropriate you're, the hosts of them

damn sure and I was a well below the intern. Gonna be Walker. I mean to be honest with you. I still think it's inappropriate that you're speaking to me, oh, you saw me eight minutes late, I'm getting this. While we can get into that you're gonna get you out right now campaign. Also everybody is ongoing. You know, because I know that everybody as on time, so no today I come in and I sit down and I say: ok we're waiting around a little bit and in its time and then its mass time and then more awaiting, and you know I time the cocaine, so it really peaks at a key moment in its I'm starting to come down from hope from only know and then level. Then you show up late, but you said there were said: traffic lotta trap ever everyone, so I'm speaking to you from Sweden Y see we all know are it's it's three hours later here, I'm assuming you're, an ally that I can't say where I am probably rather uneasy, but you're not buys a lingering two different. I know it's in the South Pacific its around in the South Pacific that I own used to belong to the military and then the Google guys and then I bought it from them. Yes all you need that that that's all, I know no more questions about that, but I

Well, this is dramatic. I got the car and ran because I could see we weren't getting anywhere, and so I that that that so I was faster on foot then a car. I think everyone bought a car since a pandemic is no one wants to ride public transit, and I mean that that's what my driver and I decided as we were stuck in traffic and am also got a car traffic in manner. I think- nineteen twenty. I think, you're very people it stuck in traffic that where's that were had been there since the shortly after World WAR one and there have been in this same traffic jam and they just if they keep deciding, should I get out and was given a little longer than their job own falls off. That happens all the time I had to be at your show, when I was an internet at eleven, a m, and I would be late, I would I oh. I remember thinking that big clock by fire

a feller centre and that's a big name Rockefellers, and I can mention that people will be right. Drive more celebrity angel, Lynneborough, well, marigolds, Andrew Hamburg, oh by the way, is to enter Weinberg, brilliant writer, but from now on, when we mention him on the pie cast he's David, Bowie, ok more interesting anyway. You really are even how we wrote a sketch for the show game, Ryan and you- and I were in it together right here together and I had on so why don't know how to set up a bomb gonna give away the gag fellow it was probably was not funny. I've ever do that, but

came in and I'm mad at you I've. I look pregnant in the sketch. Ok, one is led to believe I'm pregnant with your baby right. Well, the gag is its volleyball. I remember exactly what then, but I can offer us me. There may not have been a pleasure working with you know we did Ellie, we did a volume business on lay a lotta merchandise a year we re or every night cracking up material and let's not dwell too much on, maybe what the gag was, but I'm certain they cast you because you're a redhead, the so I'm certain that they thought There's this. You know talented redhead in turn on the staff she's, the one who will be Conan Sister, no lines, wife, whose way too young for Conan. You know Conan you know my name, but all day I should make up on earth. I never read head right. Whenever there is a red head, that's the deal level of our imagination was you

now being a sketch replay one of contents, relatives and by the way I come from a very my family, and I was only redhead. No one else had I had that car a red hair. I was ever here yeah and and no one else, my dad's got dark hair. My mom had sorted by like Chestnut Brown hair you you can to this I was the only yeah Redhead Yamlang. That's true! Now, isn't it surprising uprisings, neither your parents, how did I get? Our gardener was a redhead who turn to turn his name come on now? I know its not surprising, because I guess it's a very squarely Jean. It did you so that people can have a letter. Children and all of them can be read heads or they can have eleven children in one can be a red head and no one else you never now. So what's your story, are you want our many rights, I'm one of one say and limited edition. We ever my. Maybe this is your eye. They want you described, but there is a difference.

in your story in my story, which is that my mom has read here my mom Dorothy Camper. Has she has red hair? I oh no. She name, but I I know that you see their names, you very famous in our how she's, she's famous and adjacent. So that's fair. So that's what next time I tell ya sooner, but next time you tell a story about your mom. You ve got a switch it. You know, I got it It's gonna be Luciano Pavarotti, the my mom Pavarotti Pavarotti yeah. She has red hair, I'm one of four and I have an older brother, younger sister and a younger brother and they're all brown they're. All you can you can. Does a man? Is he a brunette? Are only women brunettes? Let's see Yeah. I guess I don't know, I don't know. I honestly don't know I don't know. I'm I'm. I just only think I d never think about men at all. hu, I not shirk sure you don't

yeah. No, I hope not old one b with wonder what's happening here, anyway. Why are you rails or made hey? Maybe the real, mainly at last, you know, but so we ve talked about a bit about how you in turned on the show and then in an did some work as a sketch performer, yes and then the next time I notice you cropping up is on the this is I'm sure you did things in between, but commercials you did commercials. These are commercials that were widely circulated. Actually apparently not wide enough by because you are not yet they know they were widely circulated. Oh was in yes, they pay the bills. I got a lucky streak of commercials, in fact, but the next, the big job was the one on the office. That's exactly right and that was you know. I think that was it four years after in turning for you yeah that's

I really do think Right Daniels, who I really do think for a while. He was shot taking the list of my interns, hiring them directly. I think that was the love and cause I later on notice that he didn't even have people working in casting Just anybody who has gotten me coffee or he was immediately hiring them, was on Michel and I now seems to have work, but you played you know it's funny, because You show up on that programme and you felt like you use. at a time when you felt like, while they ve, got everything they need on this show and your character Erin was great. It was in it was a different. Take. Your relationship with with Michael Michael Scott was developed. It ain't white shirt. Really looked up to Michael, but you I realized Michael, entails a way that was a different. energy than what any one else was supplying, which I thought was kind of cool, very cool. It was a great day.

make it was great. It was, of course, so fun for me to play, because She was in the same universes, Michael Scot. I think I didn't see him as a father figure and idolized him in a way that I think you have a Dwight. No one else really did and I got my character entered the store. Of the show because pay was being promoted to a salesperson right out of reception needed to fill the desk, and it was if it was a matter of like being in the way this is the right time and- and I dont know being an intern of yours and haven't left around pipeline, but but that was of course like job of a lifetime? It yeah, you know all those what we always their great it's funny, because, first of all, yours oh good, at playing optimism and uplift and kindness and joy, and and no guile, you're really good at that that that just in your we'll house. For you too,

idolized this guy, who shouldn't be idle highs and that's right. That's such a great comedy found that they could plug into that. Of course, you're not gonna get from the pan character. Conan TAT is I just have to acknowledge what an enormous compliment that is from you. Thank you. I will remember that for the rest of my life, you just give me a nice compliment. I think that that's a very it that sort of, like you, said, guileless character, had been on. The show and like Michael, an errand become pals like there's an episode called CAFE Disco, where it's just errand and Michael just downstairs in this sort of home made. coffee shop, just group like dance it just partying, and it's really it was it was you know it. A very I'm unique. I think relationship there. I cry in real life, Wednesday girl, was leaving the show which Miss Wharton was undeserved because I had only like my tears were not. I didn't, earned the right sort of to weep overseas curls departure, because I wasn't one of the originals you know I came in at the end of the fifth seize him, but I will, I think I felt

we have little to do that dynamic in real life too. I don't know it was a sweet relationship there. This reminds me of Paul Road was on the last episode of friends. The final episode Nand Hum such a lack of such a horses ass, but he is on the last episode, Guess STAR, and the show ends, and it's this end of this iconic series and everybody comes forward for this big bow and and he said he decided he just went out. He walked up to the whole ass. He said we did, it can create, etc. What correctly, you know

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Besides he's my going to Morrow, I d come forward slashed, Conan, yeah, Caroline Delivery options near you, pick up similar like pretty much anywhere. They sell beer dismal time sober irresponsibly Miller, brewing company, walking sconce in ninety six galleries and three point: two cups foretold ounces. Near the perfect person to play can Schmidt, because there is an This is what I think is attractive about this, this character that you have this. This thing that you can access, which I dont know if it comes from the MID West, but you're able to access real sincerity and good heartedness that can be played for great comedy, because I also, I think, sometimes retire heard of snark and characters. Tat we ve been were constantly bombarded. with characters you and jaded and when

well, who have seen it all and done at all in their rolling their eyes and for your character to emerge from bunker after all these years and an end just be so determined to see the world in a certain yea is really nice immunize, we'll feral Will Ferrell. Did it an the idea, and am I That is not an easy thing to do. You really did a beautiful job of it. While thank you very much that that show Kimmy Schmidt, of course, was created by Robert Carla Tina Faye, who are masters of comedy writing, and I thought, when I read the pilot that this would be very good. multiple off because it was, you know, essentially sit com, but the premise for anyone who doesn't know Then it's uh, it's about a woman who names Jimmy who was rescued from a bunker after being kidnapped and held underground for fifteen years and emerges. as much optimism and spunk as as, though The thing had never happened and it's a testament. I think, to her too.

city and forty two that she is able to do that, but it is you know it's a sincere show which, which I think- and it has heart I always had the utmost respect for Tina. Her standard is so high. She is, I think, very tough on herself and if you look at thirty rock and you look at, the density of the jokes there, so many of them- and there are also good and you can tell that they just kept back at that script and saying rights. There can be me or jokes- and they can be better. I respect really hard workers and, I may add, at good stuff- comes from hard work and no. If I can think of a harder worker than Tina Faye she's, just a line determined to make things good and she has an iron. Will you now allowing, and so I was not surprised

eyes. When can we Schmidt came out and just see the level The writing. So superb, because I can of watching tv, sometimes or my kids will stir me to something, and I can be a hard ask, as I can say, well, they're kind of just getting way on without attitude right now or their kind making the rule that I think is important, and so I am really fun to watch tv. I look forward to what every night, let's relaxed and watch tv will watch that explain to us why this widely on things by saying we love, is shit. Yeah, yeah, there's thing we use, we we thought we were allowed to love. We can't I, of course you are exactly right. They are some day. They hunters workers. I've ever worked with an those jokes and now I'm without naming anything specific since ending that show in going on the work and other stuff it's I have such greater appreciation of the care that they.

however, every job like you said I can imagine how many times they went through each joke to make it just perfect, you in a way that I admire a kind of Then there was no improv on that set, which I think is great, because it makes it very clear what the what I have an area about, I'm right, improv can be wonderful, broad can be wonderful and it can be a great tool and obviously in the right hands people an improvised, wonderful things. I think times- and I mean it a compliment, but Joe but how you some improv in some of his early movies. Anyone encourage with his actors, but they did it. very controlled situation was incredibly funny improvised. I think the problem People saw that and say: oh I got it. Let people provides, and then I remembered seeing a whole slew of movies that we're trying to do that, and I think tv shows where they all thought there.

hilarious realized. You know like this should have been worked out. It's our ways of everyone's time here and resources and, like you said sure, if you have any, the band of world class improvised endure run where there, if they have a the idea? Ok, good, but most people aren't world, in provisos and should not improvised and and and you might think, it's fun, in the room when you're shooting, at which it probably is not an ant, coming out real hard against revising live. What I'm gonna do added out the part where I set it up, saying I'm tough on revising and we're just gonna run the current review. Should

revising time. Then we're going to add another part where I say hey. Take it easy. I think I m from being provocation is wonderful. What's your problem, Ellie Camper and your general agriculture, so bad, allow I hate ever on at, I always have failed. I got a place and use eyes. I include all is not honest. I'm gonna go further. I think all future is a huge waste of time zone mad when Broadway reopen online when roadway bravely reopened in the face of covert. I was- and I was I take it as member. I said yes, I do. I have to say I said we sat down with theater and in parentheses, including Shakespeare, well specify India, I very few

People were behind me on that stance. Yeah. I know I know I know, but that's why I was all the more courageous. I thought. Tat, no theatres, awful ended, sat opened up their doors again. Elinor, yes, ending is just gonna, be go very badly. Free, stop! Stop! Saying! Yes, Conan you're right! I know so I got a mention bridesmaids and I'm curious Europe respect on debt. The juggernaut did that. aim. I've always sought, as is really admired, that there hasn't been like a bridesmaids to it at there's, something really lovely about deciding know. We're not wear Can I turn this into make nine of these countries.

If it was me things like. I put my foot down, I'm just not like. I certainly made it when you early Algeria, it was you, I read a divisive, why you and they said we can't. She has red hair and this needs to be a red head, and then they came to me. He said what I dress as you, and I had your back. I said yes, I will ya, I will I'll do it for a lot less money. I just need to be in a movie. You know it's a story, not many people know about, but now I hope you know the listeners will continue. Spread. What actually happened? I agree with you. Of course I have nothing to do with the decisions to make us equal, but I personally and eight I hope it's ok- to go on record agree. With you yet again, which is that on its special, in its own way. It was a really I thought it came out so near perfectly almost, and it was not you know at the time allotted to questions were about females being funny and its of it, sir.

I believe one port was it's a chick flick that doesn't sock. I don't know who buy them was made, as is my dad, I'm getting to background, always hated your father the year, the better the absurdity first of all, The discovery. That's been made a hundreds of the former Prime Oliver. I now I feel like Christopher kitchens and just written his thing. What I think I would think it was all Zeit gazed, and so it was something for journalists to ask about, but I in equal I've. How does it feel to be women who are funny in a funny movie and why not our united PRY not realizing how incredibly condescending? That is just a question along India and the thing is Kristen. wig and animal wrote the script and they wanted to tell a story about a friend but a woman getting married, and how and now that makes her friends feel, and that was the story they wanted to tell, and it involves a lot of women and

was Ino vice by chance. I guess I mean that was they didn't set out till I write a feminist manifesto. Anything like that and I couldn't be. I think that you know in certain cases may be sequels. Are I can't come up with one right now? Oh Paddington, too, is a good sequel. Darlington too, is not doing it Ok, I happen to know this for a fact considered. I think The highest raided movie on run tomatoes. Ever yet it used to be Citizen Kane, and then I'm not kidding. They found an early review of Citizen Kane that was unfavourable and it took the scales in favour of Paddington to us of adding area, and I know that my kids told me about it and I said: wait we're going, sit and watch Paddington too, and this is, I think, two years ago was during covert and I had a little bit. What is this we're going to watch Paddington, true origin? I need to have seen Paddington one, and why is it why? What

I'd be what I actually had grown. A big walrus mustache nose ring a vast top hat. Why are we going to watch and my kid said? It's a perfect movie. I sat down and I watch this thing and I will ass to all my listeners that Paddington too it's one of the best crafted, movies. I've ever seen its I'm not saying that with any irony, I'm not saying that like wink wink now you know it is a perfect movie. It's fantastic, it's an you! So let me know. Let me ask and then no you seem Paddington one I have not I'm not an almost set eyes are very guy. I hear it's really good too. I just happen to know that cutting into has this or about it. I'm going to die now almost afraid to watch one now, because if it has the slightest flaw

How do you like way that you know you just showed me a fabric, J, egg and now you're selling? I e a ham sandwich had yet now? Now you can't you can't I I I don't disagree with that choice by it is it's fantastic, Hugh Grand is so good. Yes, in that move, these latter did you stay to watch the credits with his dance routine? Oh, I think really talking about. Of course I did success because my children make sure I see every second of everything right, because the marble movies have taught my children always stay through other credits. There might be something special that happens and that only so many times seen them disappointed. because we stayed and watch the credits to shop Redemption nobody's dancing

They don't reunite everybody that was killed horribly in the movie and they do the end by so to bring it back around bridesmaids is one of those films that any time it comes on. I want to say I have about eleven of these anytime. It comes on and with my wife, we that's what we're watching. I think as because here's what I felt like kind of an audience member in the airplane scene, when Kristen it has taken on. I guess and the entire anxiety I again, and so but that whole scene was like watching a you know: world class insight. world class show of comedy, shall write well informed me. So when I say that I am very much in it, of course, no one likes to watch him or her self, and I mean I don't think so.

Do people like to watch themselves on camera? It's weird! It's whenever I know some people who love to watch themselves. I am not one, but I do know comedians. I wanna know what you don't have to say it. I mean. Why would you say them maybe you're about you? Ok, I love you. I love the guy, but whenever but John Love, it's God love him. Whenever I was around him and they were ends and they were rerunning, someone wanted to sketches even quiet everyone class now, and I love him for it. He loves me and he loves to see him to health and he's bashfully kind of he's. Yes and he'll. Kill seal watch himself be really funny and then he'll turn to the rest of us and go jealous and doing it secretly. You would be so much worse. Yo I sell yeah. So ok, then that's fine and so watching that just model we are all everyone in that show and that movie is, is brilliant and not that nobody was like. I think

what he was wrecking. all too well known, but there were no How do I say this politely? I don't think anybody was like. ok to say like over, instantly, recognisable, superstar, yes, and then after that movie obviously prefer everybody was elevated, but ass. It is we're so Jack conscious and race conscious and there's a lot bits good about that, and really good about that. An end by Mr Miller, I'd maids happens it. It can feel disappointing when people say see the this interesting. Oh, I know women when they gather their forces. Are you you feel like doing, and we need to do this? Can't we just do not accept that Lucille Ball was killing it and nineteen forty one without that being a talker, point or issue and I feel like not to throw them under the bus but their terrible people. There were, I feel, like there were the people who

like send me an email or mention how funny bridesmaids was back in two thousand and eleven. I guess when it came up, they were like financed skies. We don't ask me why I'm getting all these emails from finding other guys. I've got there will talk about that later, but they were there. I don't know where you were you. First of all, I want you put it out there that you wanted to marry a very wealthy man. Did you sacred about and you would go on, talk, shows and remembered you option circuit and saying I firmly began if there are any financed guys out there like to hear from you and send your portfolio along set it up ass, the hostess at your way it was, it was now. You have me every time you came on the show. You had me start by saying you know at least you're credits, young. What you have done and then you'd say her goal is- is to meet a man who has at least six hundred million dollars liquid, and it was always liquid level that was yet yea. I oh tat was like with underlined, and I feel it give its not liquid.

an interesting. It had to be evacuated very lanyard intro. It was a very weary and people got. I want to think people get used to it. I don't know if they did, but I did go out of emails from finance. Guys no way was its people, its its brow. rose you can I throws ruling. I can't believe it You guys this movie so funny and yeah yeah point where there's no the journal. it's our way. You know like that. It's just right, you rose, lie jailers browser like leaving behind the funniest people, I know by divine, but I don't think they grows or high fighting each other. I think they're dropping their acrostics in high five and each of them going flick, loved stewed, shod limits and is shared, No, we have you heard about something. It there's one thing that if we we don't talk about this, I know it's gonna be a problem, but it took about a writer

I know I swore do not talk about people who buy is right or on my show, who I love dearly and he's hilarious and brilliant animal to sell these very nice things about him names, Michael Common and the thing about it is that I was so comfortable with Michael Comin and he used to my defence used to taught me sometimes and get his face in mine and say things that he knew it infuriate me. So I would often wrestle with this writer, nay Michael Common, and maybe maybe there was a time where I took my belt off and try to change them around and tried to whip him with. My belt is listening. That's neither here nor there and no- and I didn't admits anything. I said it's possible. That's all! That's the thing is Guy ends up media.

falling in love with and marrying none other than Ellie Kemper, so Ellie Kemper is married to this guy, Michael Koman, and because I've always had kind of a kiss. Like my younger brother, I tease him. I wrestle him. I adore him. He's he's brilliant. I've always been an obvious talent but You have to get into it with him an end! and so there have been times where I've been talking. To you on my late I'd show a harmonised to go off on this terrible writer, nay Michael Common, whose a complete fool in ass in hand and and the audience doesn't know that I'm doing it as it were. Joke to him. Why and you play along and go? Oh, my god you're that guy's horrible you I'll throw your own husband under the US into play.

the wall but but not dare of all, because I also, I also see it as a younger brother, I'm kidding. I please tell me with your belt: please don't need every yet every year, here's the thing he is dessert. Of a whipping. I think he is happy eyes lay. I think so. I love the dynamic that I, of course I mean you had this to dynamic before I entered before. I knew either of this idea. This is, I will tell you, are truly worrying. We were out in L, a doing live, shows, late, night shows a thinking and we were in the parking lot in the valley of a daily about to go in and eat food, and course. Michael and I are rough housing work, adults we're adult man

and I'm a known adult man and I'm roughhousing with in the parking lot and he grabs my shirt, which was a brand new shirt that I liked any pulled on it and he tore it. So I chased him caught him tore his shirt to shred so that he was completely bare chat naked from the waist up, parking lives in a parking lot in the valley on Ventura men. He had to get back in his rental car home with and it looked like he was a naked man driving. This is the relationship we have with this guy and I marries the the beautiful famous and talented Ellie Camper feel I heard of a good class and yeah yeah. I know I do I have to change the way I believe now married Ellie. Do I have to change behaviour and Michael, and then I realized I didn't to this day and he's

talented and he's gonna. Do such great stuff he's gonna win an Oscar and when I see him and he's holding his Oscar for writing some screenplay, I'm going to do echo him and throw the Earl and then I'm gonna, throw the Oscar in the sewer and then he's going to tackle me and retrieve the Oscar and be with a sewage covered ask. Why Agree. I mean I dont know why the that relationship between the two of you brings me such joy. As you know, or I guess I've surmise, he adored and and loves you, and I think that when we have two or I'll kill him I had better is entirely right. Show is that, rather than what that set up is by the way, what message you ever Conan and he said to give him my this is Michael speaking. Please give him my love and begrudging respect eyes. There was a very nice there goes, but it is, I dont know Cosette. Did that start from day, one where you it he will know

we know from day one button, but your husband good, looking guy buddies, he, whereas glasses any hadn t used to hearing he knew how to get under my skin in kind of a comedic way, but he would get take my face and sometimes pitch and intentionally bad idea with a big grin, buys if, like taunting, a mad dog and and then and then I would lose it and go after him and then, of course I am myself mentally unbalanced person short, who grew up in a large family with a lot of issues, and so I'm guilty of many many crimes. So. Who are you there many times when he didn't deserve anything? And yet I would chased him down the hallway and tackle him and remove my belt and start to pretend to whip him with it return, and they were much yeah no one was really hurt, really

you never did reveal up right. Re. Writing. We all. I might call I mean it is an unusual I have. I dont know that I've seen that way out and always here, we go that's why you haven't seen it Leah going against the logs illegal. There is certainly One of you. You guys lived in the same city, so we could see you more and you could, you know, get into more physical matches because I will fly by lie at my own expense. I will reply to what really wire YAP alone can fly. No one would ever that eggs. I will walk across unites. I have two yeah but will I will wrestle your husband to the ground in front of you and I will cold oatmeal on his head out of love? Now I can mention. I mean I get. What it involves Michael, who we ve just been talking about. One of my favorite sketches of all time is when you and tell me if this is not something whatever, but

when you went to his apartment, they just let you ride up when Michael again, like allegedly called it are, he did calling data yeah. This is our latest where you can fill up on line Michael Common, and you can see the famous Michael Common be now infamous Michael Comin in one day saying that he wasn't wow any couldn't come to work and we were a little suspicious like. Is he really not saying just now, so we grabbed a camera crew and we drove down into the village Yang. You see me this is you know whatever I dunno two thousand for idea. Thousands who knows is a long time now long time ago, but I go up Stairs I talked to his super I get in there. I bang you right in, and I ain't never like well yeah exactly the super should not have let me in, but they let me right in here. I take the elevator up. I go into his apartment and why I am really quizzing him on. If he's, if he is, he really that second, it's kind of compelling to watch because I think we nailed him

I don't think he was singing You kidding me, I can tell from no, he was not sit here and he doesn't even so easily a little stuffed up, and this is way before covert like this wasn't before all I want to keep my community save. This. Was him being a? We'll tyres not having any responsibilities except his job, which he can. lately just veto bail on the family and then, furthermore, you brought him to the show if he was well enough to get a car and go to the show he was not you wouldn't even in bed when you gotta there either, I oh, we hardly nailed him. Of course, none of these things, as you said, in a covert era. None of this dates very well, because the As someone said, I don't feel well, I'm not coming to work and I drove and made them come to a studio dating right. I believe that's illegal today showing no now, as I know, I am is shocking that I'm not in prison. now you are, you have done this code, a reboot

not supposed to say that. No, that's, ok! You! You can you. I don't know what I'm instructed Oh did they instruct you can we can take that ETA can go like this. Tell us home, sweet home alone. Tell us about this. Tell me about home, sweet home alone. How sweet I'm alone is re, imagining of IE of the home alone movies, the nineties, the ones with MC caully, cocaine and its there's a in it Rob Delaney, and I get to play this pair of parents who are essentially the burglars, and so we get to break into this kid's house, because we think he has something he stolen something very valuable from our house and we This valuable thing, because we need to sell it to pay off the mortgage on our house, so we're actually good people trying to unite around those of our down villains right now now. So we get very beaten up by this kid played by Archie Yeats. Who was no rabbit, I love you is correct. All of rabbit, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's he's great in there,

movie too and he's I mean he's a kid he's great some mine, you can you imagine a kid could be good at something. If it's here that, where do you want to cast what have they had cast? My colleague Vulcan drank he's currently seventy four years old and has on his third hip he's limping around anyone else. You have. The all net is really a lazy, lasting lazy and they put him in one of those like really bad fake kid outfits, like a Lord Fauntleroy, pants giant lollipop. It acts clearly that is shaped shaving only during parts yeah doorbell is by the way, though, in have you seen the John Use home alone. Many times are not usually have seen at men. It is such a good movie. Oh yeah, and and he's so good in it. My colleague open

I may why they made this part. Guess all about lack of my love for Macaulay call can very suddenly took out of one eighty and I'm I just I can't I love your training. It go to turn out for what is that everyone has seen a hundred times yeah. You know. If I click I mean, have you seen given its it's fantastic, but this is so we have. This is this is the I guess, the newest instalment and a home alone franchise and it it's called home, sweet home alone. The only thing I think is an unusual about this movie is that they Archie is, of course british and his mom is british. It's never really brought. Their dad aren't she's dead played by Andy Daily. Yes, I think I know and Revere Andy Daily. Of course you do. He is like when I funniest people hours, the one of the funniest people ever and I to do one day with him because of the. However, check out and it was like such an honor enjoy. So why is it? We're did he's british. If is

so well in hand. He has an american accent in them. In all I'm saying it is unusual, he has an american exit and I'm not doing a good job promoting. This has been pointed out and immediate flaw. No, it's just something. I find interesting sure discussions about other fuels with this project you promoting. You know there is a certain. I argue that there is a great regret. Is that really does an altogether Orient really doesn't hold together? Falls apart by by the forty minute mark? No, it's it's a when one greatly not gonna bring up the originally on this John William. They use the John Williams score. What I do know they're going to tie actually saw it, and it's really Therefore, I hope that you know, I just hope you will like it. It's I ain't. You shouldn't, compare the two causes its own thing, but nobody shouldn't inherited original home alone, but they should compared to Paddington to media. and then you decide, which is a superior fail, I think, only anti was flawless. I now we can't get, doesn't all the candle Paddington to and you can cope with.

that's how you want there to be a hero I went out on a check it out. I set it out, see what you think and then and then you'll you'll text, and I dont know what you'll do Nellie on you and I we I've known you for many years. I've known you d, always be a lovely person. I know it's hard for you, Talk to me since I really created you my opinion. you know I dont have cornered arguing that forum you out of clay now I know you know if I'm giving you that internship, I think you'd be scraping, barnacles off of old garbage, scows right for eleven, but it was all me in all turned on me. I was all you. Nineteen, oh maybe two level burdens now, but I think I did far more you, and so I wish you nothing nothing but good ass, an guy off your back to you,

I repeat I all. Joking aside, I revere you, I I you have such ass. I am I won. I was coming out. I own, I always sirens engineers so that there is no one eye on me. I I know I know, but anyway I just adore you. So in its been such a pleasure talking with you were saying some time I want to. I really do want to hang with you some time and I do consider your friend and I want you to bring your husband I would be that a living daylights him in front of you of I am so happy. We got talk about him yeah. I wasn't going to bring it up, but I'm really glad that we Ellie. I hope I see you soon and thank you so much for doing this. I really appreciate it. Thank you, I appreciate it. I just had a blast. So thank you and thank you sooner thanks, guys figures. Let's do some voicemail struck him with the people what he says. It's always good, I'm like a king, the dresses up as common folk and goes out among the villagers to hear what they're saying

about Thea the great leader and yes, let us hear here what's here from the area from the folk, ok, Sammy, take it away. I was the first matter and I was just wondering if you could give birth or any animal not including humans. What would a bit? My first answer would be something very small, yeah yeah I mean soda. You just had twins arm. I wanted to be something quite small, not something it's going to kill me during childbirth. Then it's gonna side to get technical bet. It comes off out of the iraqi threatened, not like the Bible right. I wanna get specific, ok and I think I think it's important that we do. I do poop it out, or do you pick it up for a banana prefer, while this is putting me in an opposition, Venice antibiotics, birth, so clear, so, ok we're clear

and now the another, but as it's designed to four men by mother Nature, it will love. It separates twenty spaces made during mail, birth. Anyhow tat people do say that about you that you have birthing buttocks. I've often do. I get that alot people come up here, let me only ass, you see you guys nice wide birthing, buttocks and I say thank you I noticed say, needs to be small. So at first I was thinking like this. What's the smallest animal, but now that I'm remembering that when the male gives birth, the buttocks separate, there's plenty of room, I love a bit be grisly after so adorable, why their gorgeous missing little baby. Where's, your adorable, wonderful and I love bears. I just love bears when you say a very small baby grisly I wish would then I Maguire baby Grisly, although I don't get creepy, it's fine,

it's it's freebie! Its lungs are fully developed its fine. It's just a little on the small site, it's a little under way, but it's not a painful birth. Ok diet. Can it be painful no matter how much you expand its gonna, be painful, knowing and have an appetite I have all the medication, its dynamics. It heard a little bit, I'm sure when my wife giving birth to our daughter. She was incredible pain, incredible pain and she was breaking out, I mean just in a lot of pain and then safe. Someone from so was given epidural and my wife said. Yes, please do that and so they should be out of the room they brought whatever the equipment was or whatever into the room. I came in five minutes later and my wife was slipping through a vote magazine, interesting. Oh hello and I swear to God had makeup on just aired and her hair done it, oh hi. How are you would you like apple teeny. You know I just it was incredible the transformation, so I'm gonna get whatever that was yea. I'm gonna get that be in a hospital bed. My buttocks will

separate. I won't feel it and a baby grisly will walk out and go pow power, any talking yes talking already. Are they learn to speak very quickly? I guess we're burying the led by not saying congratulations to you, you're yank, you. Thank you very much on your baby bear you know well, but my buttocks baby bear your baby cub my baby, cub and the people say: was it a buttocks birth undergo yeah, but exports the baby grizzly Bear gorgeous, go check. It kept check out baby grizzlies they're just lovely now. The problem is that within a year they can tear your throat out. Show it to you and then wait there with that, but I will I'll take that chance. Take that chance good just to have that experience. I don't know just cause its cue. You want a risk getting your throat cut out. I don't know if I would do that well known as asking you, as you know, to mean

This has a male by experts. You, women, couldn't possibly know what we men go through. No idea where we go through your virginal canals, so easy driving up, try birthing a grisly three buttocks and then come back and tell me that the systems unfair you're right Sorry you what had, I think men have been getting the shaft for so long, poor thing the enemy to get right back to work any who We have our answer here. I want to thank this gentleman, for thinking of the honest question: we ve had yeah yeah, pretty pretty freaking weird. It's created some violent imagery, but also, I think, wonderful possibilities for a future where men bring little baby comes into the world and then have an ice back on their boats for at least six months afterwards and down at night they suddenly Donna,

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