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two Conan o Brien needs a friend can t you too have just a lovely time on this. Show joint is always by my trust. You Assistance on obsession, hi producer, extraordinary Matt, gorly hi, and I don't know about you guys, but I'm finding that as the pot cast roles along Anders. I get the sense that A lot of people are listening to it. I mean I know that for a fact, but more and more people come up. Me and they say things finding very I am often in a state of confusion, because I dont know what they're talking about, because I just go into a fugue state when we're doing this show I'm I don't have any plan, I don't have any we just talk but whatever and so what happens? Is people walk to me the other day. Someone came up to me and said I was laughing so hard, an invisible man and I said, wait and they're like come on invisible man how man that bit and I said what

dead, which invisible man and I made the person stop on the street and explain it so and then it came back to me which the time zone and I were sitting in an outdoor cafe and we were near Cedars Sinai and I saw too p m t sort of walking kind purposely with an empty sort of living. We are pushing. It was an empty gurney stretcher that they were carrying and they were sort of walking with great purpose in intensity, but was empty, and I said our son, a look. The invisible man had a heart attack. You're still, so proud of yourself I could tell. I am. I think it's really funny and now someone's gonna come up to you and go. I love the time you reminisced about the invisible say no, and I won't know what they're doing that. But I Hey, I'm not look. I know it looks like I'm flexing. Yes, I'm up on the lingo, I've gotta teenage kids. I was not flexing there and yes, was it a very funny joke that I did with Sonia? Was it an insight into such a creative mind? That's working all the time.

Yes, but that's not the reason I bring it up and bring it up, because I didn't know what they were talking about and we're doing so many podcasts that I realized that I had a bunch of times. I have people, stop me and they say a cinnamon captains at and I'll go what and also command cinnamon captains had- and I say I'm sorry, I don't and there a little annoyed do. I come on man said to to you: what are you a captain and then sauna said button and you said sentiment, Captain sat. And I'm I'm I dont know what's happening so I mean this I have a feeling of someone who's had a major cerebral event and I've lost a chunk of my life. And I'm constantly people around me are saying No, your name is Joe Miller. Don't you understand, and I dont know what they are talking about and I dont know where I live, but it's just because constantly babbling foolishness yeah. Why don't you just very somehow that you now?

just say: oh yeah, cinnamon captain yeah yeah. You know it. If you say oh yeah! You know eight, then like what are they gonna say? Did I say it just like that? Oh yeah, you know. Oh yeah, you know it now. And also what, if there's someone that's having a major cerebral event they're having a major like brain bleed and they are just starting to stagger down the street and they see me and they grab me by the shirt and they go cinnamon captain hat and what I'm supposed to do is grab a nearby empty. Rather see what I'm doing and get them to Cedar Sinai Hospital. In LOS Angeles, but instead I just go: oh yeah, you know it push them aside and get on me empty stretcher, myself and go whoa and go riding down the street on it. Making noise is like curly on the three states. Why anti DMZ has the whole thing? Guy has stroke asked Conan for help, but

and only managed to say seamen. Captain had Conan pushes them aside, grabs and empty stretcher on wheels outside Cedars Sinai and then, like curly and astute three stooges was whirlpool and rockets down the street. It's all on foot, I'm done I'm done in this town. The bigger concern is how you ve extrapolated out this scene from happening beginning to end. What what start that ain't came a z, that's all I am concerned here one concern that you said extrapolated fire not extrapolated to, but that's what I knew it. I knew it every time you our words, you make them if you're gonna, you're hot after me- oh, oh, oh, if you're gonna come after me, I am sure that you have your house in order joke Joe draw When I asked is gonna West, very crappy, three shooter, I ve been oiled in six years, whip it out of the holster comes off and bubble gum comes out. The merits further record. The fastest shooter in the West does retail when he flyover genuine thanks. You know what they call me. Never

a retail Conan. Actually, it should he never done. Every take o Brien, they never put the first name afterwards, I'm Conan never done a retake o Brien, I don't do read takes I wouldn't I wouldn't do one if you begged me and you have no evidence, no evidence. I have all your data hurry, a horizontal teeth with just why. Why would I, Taught the guy you at its the show with who has, thousands of ours of me, flooding in flagging but you in so many jails. Are you really cod? I mean I can just just extrapolating from what you just said. You really have me over a barrel lesson you drew on Johnny, Ringo and they're carrying your corpse downhill. This was like the old days member that yeah yeah would remain the only the quaint old days or used to really hammer me. Yeah I've been to soft annually or no known and a malady. I do I want to. I want to catch that old days, no, no wet and soon. I note right this down.

After aftermath goarly recapture it gets? You know, soon as riding in the sky, like a look out, obviously going to jail. That's? U extrapolating eroded Dat's ice. Smooth vine locked out about something very important. Today we in doing this podcast for two and a half years. We ve done many. Many many terrific interviews and I dont believe we ve repeated anybody. We we always like to have brand new people on just Michelle Obama. Well, ok, right, Michelle Obama, that's Michelle Obama! That does not count as a repeat Michelle could be on fifty times and I would never say, airs Michelle Obama each. And I, like God, it's Michelle Obama. You know I mean if she came by every day to my ass, you,

just to say hello and and check the thermostat. I would. I would get that excited there that well, I know she's just a rumour. I've heard that she's very fussy about you know what temperature people keep the little inside Dirk on Michelle Obama. Wonderful, wonderful, one of the greatest first Ladys of all time by absurd asked with what people service at a set up always fidgetting with it, which I think is a terrible violation. Anyway, I Michelle Obama side. This is, I think, the only other person whose come back is repeat, and this was not even planned. This is the power of this person. Ok, what we want to do is have, and I reveal his name now, and it's probably already known to you, because there now, along with the pipe dream, this move Jamie's move was just supposed to be a tiny segment on this show and he was going to be a sort of,

announcing and talking about his podcast called may I elaborates daily wisdom from J B Smooth and where very proud of the fact that it supplied cast on the team cocoa Network- and this is just gps. Ten to fifteen minute podcast that comes out every day and it's an affirmation for your most- light and Self Andy's. A very funny sidekick miles, grows and We were just going to have J beyond today to kind of announce that his podcast is dropping today and then what happened is J B being J B took over? there was no stopping him and The next thing we knew we had the whole shell and so didn't have time for our by and Guest President Barroso but and man ass he passed. He was also to go and he was waiting. We made him wait like forty minutes on zoom. You know to do it

several times, you could see him looking exasperated like Como gets you soon, and then I did have the guts to do it. So I told Sona you've got to tell former President Brok. Obama do we had to bump him, for maybe smooth and soda. You handle it like a j, I hated it. It was awful tellingham gap. Weird seeing Michelle Obama in the background messing with the thermostat. Yes, did you notice that she's behind him in the background tweaking a thermostat over and over again it's the only name, thing I've ever set about former this lady Michelle Obama, but obsessed obsessed with adjusting thermostats constantly its obsessive, compulsive disorder. She'd, look into that anyway, Jamie Smooth here to talk about his podcast me collaborate daily wisdom, I'm very excited. So, let's, let's get right to that interview with J B. I am very excited and that never happens. I never get this excited by

I really am truly delighted- an excited because I'm announcing a brand new podcast here on the team. Cocoa network called may I elaborated daily wisdom from J B This move now, I dont, know much I will tell you this gb smooth for my money, one of the funniest people on this score. In blue globe. We call earth, he is a delightfully exe the trick and hilarious. I never. Who is going to say, and so the concept give him having a daily show offering inspiration, affirmations and hallucinations, going to say that again the idea of him having a daily show offering inspiration, affirmations and hallucinations I just what more could you ask for, but I I want to understand this completely, so I'm asking Jb Smooth and his good friend miles if they could maybe tell me a little bit more about this podcast may

I elaborate gentlemen JP miles. How are you what's going on coning hi right now, I'm trying to absorb your fucking energy, so I gotta find out if you Conan, I'm gonna. Let me in you know what I mean like. I'm stems doing this interview, I'm a knock in all you gotta! Do as the popular economic blockade and enmity renown, corner Let it be one of those half doors, you ever see those old tv shows they got the fucking half door. The top part opens and the bottom part be still yeah. Yes, that's a dutch door yeah, I think Dan that fucking door. Okay, so I'm guessing you don't want me to open the door crack and have their a chain on it and I'm peeking at you through that right. You don't want that. I sit on noise, the shit out of me one thing about the Dutch Dormant Thomson and opened the top part- and I noted the bumper still closed over that motherfucker

ok. I wasn't access for small gb, you're swearing, a lot more than most self. How good rose. I would say that, right now I have. I have worked with the greatest good most of all time, the greatest Miss sticks and mines, and not thrown around you. Could you talked to a cartel? Lay he's not thrown him mother Fucker, and this can be great fuck information and I'm gonna fuckin help. You doesn't know that in order to reach certain people, you have to be profound, and pro is also a part of profanity, so the two probes profile pull flounder and profanity. Since you have the right, You have to combine two. Yes, yes ma am I look at it with a collar profanity Vanity Eisner using rulings isn't vanity. This is profoundly to profound on the tv is, is the ability to do? I can't do it

or I can do it throughout our conversation. You are going to knock a few times and you know what I am going to, let you in because I've known you a long time as I said, your hilarious, which are also very wise, you're, a very wise man, though I am a member of that The one that looks at charms bill pop on that that L wait on book it s a very old reference. Matt. Do you know this reference links to the centre of the Tutsi? How many links to get to the centre of a Tutsi pop and there was a cartoon howl that was licking not able to segregate the elderly part of this audience that we have. We love those trumps bull pop okay, you're, saying young people understand this too. Of course they do. Everybody loves candy, everybody loves blue pops, they love them,

Ok, so I just showed you know at the commercial that J B is talking about your young eyes and do I do actually, then I would say we say you know what I was wrong. I was wrong to segregate that's a terrible thing. I did yeah we're goin on the right path and test. But you were dormant, not your rushing through this feat: the fame, to. He said one or who three three he bit it. He built right now and you ain't nothing, but a damn I'll, fuckin brands of you all right now. You know why do not patient you're russian, you beautiful bit that broke off? It's really asking how many links that really takes to get to the centre of its horrible pop Jimmy was little had to pay soon. Maybe you're right. You are not the first person to Look at me and say: you're, just the owl from animated blowpipe com so you're, not the first person to call me that I hear

then all the time, because I rush even now look at me. Look at my energy is all wrong. I've gotta, calm down forever slow down then, and this wouldn't talk about. Let me in we're not now ring a bell, a clump of your window. You understand you Let me in come in John, come into the win, sometimes sometimes hey, I'm saying some people got to come to the window because some people don't listen. They don't hit a bell if you don't hit a bell, You ve been nine. I gotta do what I'm gonna do. Only when it reaches sometimes not to me wanna companies or your fire escape in New York City, a walk up, know we! and basically I just wait outside in the car, and I see I went to call the police. I see so miles, you're your pardon, which may be on this project, and I understand you're, very creative, Andy Self and your job, is to arm, as as he

enter as he enters the psychic window. Or chimney you weights in me. I'm guessing! wait, seventies, Camaro outside on the street yeah yeah rate breathing. The fumes, the lady catalytic converter, you waiting to come I was doing. What I do in the show. I I am quiet and then it is. Point. I look at my watch and I go that's all we have time for is basically my job. Yes, but you know what you make over six hundred thousand dollars a year. Just so I went to school for it yeah exactly you went to we'll take a break, we'll be right back school every! people get to graduate unethical very ready to go to a so so, gentlemen, I Meyer, what you're doing because you miles for putting up with J, B and Jane earlier you for offering this unique power there

you have to mesmerized people say o them down. To me right now, I'm speaking yeah, you bet so slowly, yeah see see you are all ready to accept what I'm going to give you. Let me look matter of fact: just don't even worry about the door, leave the window wide open to leave the window open okay let hold out. I know what now? Oh, no, no no see see see how you're thinking about a cold and I'm about accepting what I'm giving you. Okay, so don't worry about me fourthly leave the window open. This leads to open an end. If you really don't move does like those all tv shows you haven't. Papa said no net windowsill cool off. I don't think he wanted cooling pie, I do the citizens. It is a bit. They pay bigger part, a clump, plumper peach, PA, one windows don't have to specify which kind of

I see empty, I'm saying because activate your senses, everything one yet your site, your successors, mail. Ok. This is good in cartoons. You know when put a on that window sill that smell the pos looks to the that is cartoons it as it travels through the rooms and it goes under under your nostrils nostrils you levitate. When you float your air to the pie, I think I'm a fu do that one time never I'm doing by now floated just how it because it you ve done. I've left the wine of my psyche open this move and and as you requested, I left the window open regardless of the temperature outside, and I left a cooling peach, I was peaches got a low rhubarb in there too. Oh, I love about this, not just to look at not too much nervous its. I would say eighty percent Peter details details see that's what is it going to defeat the details here, captain

Won't you poor little by little, but a sentiment in there to cinema there with a shudder and its cooling. It's hot, just area, hot and what's happening is seen you you floating nominal, then set. Don't know your phone, I'm I'm, I'm, U floating, Are you the pie? You got? No, you gotta live no who's. The pie. I haven't, am I the pie, I haven't seen the pie yet I haven't seen it. Oh I see I see, I see the pie is just there getting me. If got to help me out. This man is so wise that I don't always understand the pie, is the knowledge- that's gonna be dropped. It now, don't get it miles of knowledge, wanna get it. I wanna get it I'm tired of being so uptight and so trapped. In my own mind- and my own- I don't know- as a result. It is so so so. Ok, I thought, without the pie, the pies, the knowledge and ready to accept the knowledge the scent of the pie. Has

on underneath my nostrils and now I'm floating like a cartoon more floats along assent towards the pie and I'm undulating through the air. I smell that delicious peach, not cinnamon oh RU babe. Now your senses are wide open right now, yes, yeah. We do right now now you're willing to accept what miles and I, what we truly do to channel and to break through oh you're, very burial barriers up right now asana to start shipping away at that bull shit, see. If I blunt it also my job to tell people legally do not leave your windows open, I don't follow behind, and it. Metaphoric, yes, that it's a metaphoric window. We do not miles is here to tell you and this very smart miles and very smart. You JB to have miles here happy concerned with small all concerns like publics. Safety and and and

crime and soft. He can't worry about that. He's living on a higher astral plain miles, is here to say it's a psychic window the pi is knowledge. Please don't leave your real window open with a real cooling pie, because that's how much murdered. Also your pies outside anyway is gonna, attract wildlife, yeah, just not a good occasion at all, but I dont often find myself in an awkward social situation, because I'm a professional talker, you know I'm a guy. Who knows how to see. The room, take situation and make it comfortable, but soon you've probably had some moments here and there in your life you're, like I don't know who these people are, I'm not quite comfortable yeah, especially when I'm talking to guys back in the day. You know yeah yeah. Well, that's what grabbing beers is for. You can just be yourself. You can chill with your friends

and what's the best beer for hanging with your chose. You browse your friends starting new trends, Miller, light! Hey, that's right is it I just guessed you guessed right. You know why, with great taste only ninety six calories Miller Light is the one beer that lets you kick back with your friends and just be yourself and look I'm going to blow people's minds here. Even I sometimes occasionally find myself a little tongue, tied, not sure not feeling great, but you What, when I know I've got a Miller light. In my hand, everything's gonna be ok. You know nor light has been a light beer with great taste since nineteen. Seventy five, the original light beer and. Yeah, we ve been through a strange year and all, but I'm looking forward to things getting back to normal hanging out and having that sweet.

No more time in autumn send me to yeah. Well, you know why I mean after I'm, going after giving birth your children- yes, yes, yes and wanted in the hospital yeah! Well, you, you can soon bring me a Miller light. You read out, to give birth to the so the twitter com gap will say about our talk, your doktor first, but make sure its response. Don't talk to my doctor ever guardian speaking to him? Yes, Listen! I'm your boss and I have every right to speak to your doctor, about your babies. God this weird term. Next time you are getting beers with friends, I say: make no. What time you can think of Semira light pretty much anywhere. They sell beer or get a Miller like dad come forward. Slashed gonna defined Delivery options near you at some other time, celibate responsibly, military governing Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Ninety six galleries and three point: two cars for twelve

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I really would have your. We are perfect amigos. We are sympathetic. Oh we ve been friends and you do a great job. I kid you a lot because I dont know why. I think it's probably a growth in my brain byles. I think linked in, would have put us together. I think so too yeah, I'm I'm I'm on linked in and I love it, and I know that we ve found p on Linkedin, so we have to show many time. Yeah yeah, so linked in jobs can help. You hire the right person for your role fast. Your first job post is free, so just visit linked in dotcom, Slash, Conan, that's linked in dotcom, slash corner to get your first job posed for free linked in that God. I've got it terms and conditions apply. I love saying that. Ok, so so here's what we'd? We were we, do you know what what we do,

miles an hour. What we do on this amazing podcast. So we have. May I elaborate we. Sometimes we don't use a book full of things, for a calendar. We use a calendar most of the time. I would say ninety nine point, five percent of the time we knowledge from Amazin books, calendars and in these counters. You know a full year of affirmations, innovate Sometimes that one point five percent conjure we conjured up, conjure it up, but over the podcast is every day. Just like those calendars see daily, that you see that out line those calendars that every day of the year they have a different aphorism.

A different saying, a different piece of wisdom. Yes, you take one of those and you use that as the jumping off point and then you give it the JB smooth treatment is that right, sometimes these philosophers they try to trick. They play mind games with you. Sometimes they play on words and people out there in the world. Sometimes they don't understand What the hell, this cool, actual actually means. The true definition of, and it takes mouth and myself to to dive in Eminem is from around and we swim around it right and we get wet, get wet. You know, and we and we climb up and we tell ourselves off, can that is how people we must make some merge them in a church. Definition of it We argue with the people who listened soaking wet miles now get sorted. Whip knows

I stay in the boat sometime alsatian about who he'll dangle afoot in their guest. Sometimes it is patently that, like like often arose personally Let us be disturbing when water will be vital in that war is out- and you know this would help if a person like because I'm gonna guess Matt, and so now that you would probably say I'm very well defended I'm very. I've got a lot of walls up barriers. I probably lash rather than receive with definitely Howland us help us around up very tightly tightly wound up a very tight and ass. For that's perfect miles He picked a quote, especially for you that he thought I could help you in and I think you'd walked right into it. Sadly,

walked into blind. Sadly, sadly, well, if it's gonna change my life for the better, then it's a good thing miles. It's not necessarily me! You know getting off of a nineteen. Fifty if these airplane and taking a left sitting right and walking into a propeller and my bloody fedora. Age goes flying in the air. It's not that it's wearing a gray, Fedor cause. It was the fifty s and I was getting off a business flight. Okay. I want to hear I want to hear this aphorism that could help me and then I want JB. I want you to work your magic with the help of miles. Oh yeah. Let's do this mile. Let's give it to a mile Do you want to read it to you? You really miles. You really give it to me. Ok, what today's quote, over calendar calendar. That's all about self love quotes are attributed to Tanya Carol. Richardson revision is might get January

sixty chose January sixty at enough that's an important date for you, but it is not in the least an important date for me. That's what J B thought, my packaging is amazingly unique. I don't look exactly exactly like anyone else, and I'm to love that Packaging is amazingly unique, don't looking, exactly like anyone else and learning to love that so J B Whack, why did you pick that? I pick them because this you know I feel like the, even though I have cleared We now have an Conan come on the show. I have true clarity. His temperament see people honesty about temperament before their temperament is what you are giving off. You have a level of temper meant that you are able to accept and give up and this man, this man, con O'Brien, was giving off an

fighting what we will be. Giving him saying TAT he was finally took his to permit was wrong, wrong asked some permit you won't Remo David temperament like that you're levels, you taught me levels way off way off, you understand it's way off, you know so his highway we're gonna real. This time, I'm gonna break down. I'm gonna break down. Who you are I'm gonna break down? This amazing quote affirmation my packaging. I want you to repeat after me, cone as I go through this. Damn quote: okay you're getting very hostile. Sometimes I got it seems I will tell you sometimes I'm very soft booked if it lends itself to giving. Sometimes it lends itself to giving and taking the same damn time, and today I'm gonna give and I'm gonna take from you my take

typical MA, packaging is amazing. You said it. My packaging is amazing and unique. And unique and unique. I don't look exactly like anyone else. I sort of look like James, Lynch! No, what you do like doing and we get in there. And I get that a lot. You know what people a lot of people say. They love me and you're. Also carrying some of that. The talent the Ripley violent today got the ripple yeah. I love that movie. I love that Fucking movie, I'm like if Matt Damon and Jane Lynch had a teenage daughter. I love that movie. Who then is aged badly. That would be me, but anyway, no it's okay, it's okay to it's! Okay! We were still going down the right path. Okay, yeah! I don't look like anyone else, we'll get those people and but you gotta say it right, don't say it flat! You see it right!

and, like everyone else in this, this less this last point very poor and learned to love. That said it I thought about it. I don't see you can t, do not feel it right. Is it not the way Depop Oprah talks to me by the way, and I'm loving it, I'm learning to love that and I'm learning to love it. That's it see. That's it our commitment, as we learned a lot, Get ashore What we're trying to get across with this quote is your packaging, is unique and you something you damn sure, don't look like nobody else That is true, but I do know me out: No one ever says: hey you, look sort of like that? No everyone when they see me good, However, they feel about it. They know it's me. They know it's you. There is no other there's. Let me tell you something you. Let me tell you something: it's called packaging your package and go.

Saw such a long way. They are Medea process you drink. You're, sorry, ass up in here right into the shop right in here, make up. They fix your fucking package used it, They do a lot of work. I get a lot of your package is not in the better shape but you need those people in need of people. Those people were higher, to do a job, and that is just insulting. Now you're, just saying you know: okay, okay! Yes, I do need hair and makeup. That's true! I do no as unique as a packaging. Is you need those people? You wouldn't do this without him? Would you do it without him? No, I would no. I would not not you wouldn't do rattle. Your passion is, as you make as a peasant. Is they just people stage by stage you? they stage where you been I have you a bit of hope, and now this was sail the. What do they stay station ass. They do sometimes sometimes if they really want you to buy it. What do they do? They took a pie

these two. Where you got us here, is now a freshly die when you come in or bread you. That is exactly what they do. If you do not, You do not if you do not stay at home, the people watch on about. It will never know This home is livable. It you know, did you know So if we go off sometimes I do this. Sometimes I go to home, go to open houses. Now what I do I bring some sage and walk around that motherfucker it the smokey stage, If you do that, you got what you can't career open house either, but I want to do it, but I want to do. I was smoking face and I want to pull out all the house hum and give it all the evil spirits in that motherfucking in those people off they get thrown off, they get thrown off. But you know what, though, I'm making creating a calm and my car. Ok who

really gonna say you're moving essentially be I'll. I love this chadian miles. I think what you are doing is such a terrific service for people. You are giving back in a way that I never could and even I could I just wouldn't just unanimous, unlike. The Grinch and I just hang on how it to sit up yeah like trouble my mountain looking down at who villages laughing at other people, but then I realized, I'm really exorbitant. Even have a dog like the grandchildren have not, but I I have to give it up for you, because what you ve done, is you ve? Given me this real sentiment was I have unique packaging and I just love myself for who I am and then J B you beautifully managed to twist that into I need a lot of fuckin make up an heir to look presentable too. It's my sorry ass. That's what you did well hit his see, that's exactly that! You do not know, there's a path to getting you clarity on what you are giving to them

world and what the world is getting to you, you just blessed those amazing people who have a job to do a job to make you look great so much in love. You analyse illness day ass. It does not look. There is only one you may go to a popular for cars, almost closet, yours, one caught issues and your cars unique because your car Yokul, the court has old Mcdonald's cups in the back seat and shit, with stores like a few french fries between the five feet and in the middle of the ship. Everbody got friends ROS between you. You got a key, discretion that motherfucker. You know that, but you corner on asylum.

You know when you re so someone watch me come out of my car waited till. I was gone and scratched in fuck. You count on the side of my car torn and not always on your car, sometimes issues you, but it's invisible, you'll see, but the shift their thought. Your opponent is on your back I'm telling you you feel it s, sometimes someone an imaginary fucking, key and quest fuck. You it on your back. And who knows you know. Sometimes I feel that on your back mark when you're back, sometimes herb everyone out the appeals as shit. Sometimes you feel that fuck you, you bet also says, watch me or or what Sometimes you know new mode of travel. Sometimes they will send you a motor traffic and the same you are uniquely or way because I your bag and baggage, clear right, good airport, only one world Bank is yours,

travel with more as a lot of luggage. Another sector, you know your bag. You know you invented three or four. Usually a big steamer trunk of wigs yeah yeah, exactly see in your bag in your bag, in your luggage, luggage luggage is the keyword to your luggage. Look at these a lot. Yes, you carrying baggage, I'm carrying luggage. I try to reach people. That's why I reach people baggage. No baggage! Is your luck at your? in the fuck around everywhere see ya, so I'm a guy. Carrying around a lot of emotional baggy who's got fuck you Conan carved into his back. I don't know. If this is not visible, is not visible but ass. It is their yeah. It's still there. No scratch it into my back, and I am quite aware of it and it hurts

and that actually a dermatologist conceive with a blue light, and it's it's very disturbing. On sentences. You are very unique. You are like a part. Sloth part giraffe. You have the arms ganglia arms, fucking slot and a long list of wrath units. I feel I have to say, I feel terrific, nor you like usually Jeffrey that that that's rare towards for us, the mega Medea towards already now I my giraffe, I'm slots. All we have time. I did what you re doing, what it is, it is on this water way. Deepening you think it is. It is what we want. We MAC distant water is twice was right now, we go any further does undertook, can undertake to this whole conversation and I'm

just scratched the surface. You just got your service. I'm gonna have to have many more segments in session. You need more to people need more of this. People need people need to be This is to be borne down to them in and kept one hundred and thirty one hundred behind it as they one hundred one hundred ml. What is it one hundred one hundred this. One hundred went on it. Ok, no one hundred this tool to me, syllables in one hundred you're right, you're, right and I'm gonna get one hundred one hundred and how much money and at which a lot of times a buckle, see right now to into the red throughout to you Conan, but not this another turn his whole life in this hall right and not that hard right is the sauna. So I'm gonna take a hard right on you, the energy. This man gives all I know some days is. Comes comes in here. You're, like your energy is right.

The way, I don't be afraid to say your energy right now I'll tell ya. Come back at the two minute you fixed his shit, you walk alone. An shares. Will ship we yeah, you want sauntered, just it issue finds me doing anything that bothers run any waited to say, fix your shit, I'm out here I'll, be back in fifteen minutes CS. I dont want though, her initial, because you know it She has all life every day how sycamore about it. Yet, some of those home and african lights off user and

Inter it because a salary that what which still range was more money more my first remit. It like a girl I'll look into a I'll I'll look into it. I looking, but I don't have a lot of power at conan- doesn't have a lot of power at Kosovo, so I define find out who's in charge, given brief case full of money. Right is designing and arrange it. It s our easy in Germany to have this. On a ghost to gift this man. This man Conan, is amazing, as he is. Sometimes you see, you are broken up into several pieces Conan when you walk into a space with these amazing people, Matt Matt, I know Matt Matt, I know. Sometimes you wish. We had a toolbox, we could just fucking dislike some vice groups on point on corners mouth. He loves you, you won't say it out loud, but I work

in itself is like I wasn't. A police vice groups on his lips in Bosnia tells me that you are very vocal about your your occasional disdain for me, I'd like to hook up some jumper cables to a battery and then to Conan Thick set at sea there near jumper tables suit. It said it has been positive. Negative right. Mri arrived she. How was your road accident mouse doors we oughta? Do I really shouldn't is a negative and positive, yet positive, meet naked. Can see that you know? I listen very carefully to your dynamic with miles. I've noticed miles. Supports you jb. Yes, this wurtz you, I could not do five miles from you in a million years, because you guys are so thick and so tight and he saw loyal all it took. Was you in one? second, to get sooner and mad. To turn against me

I find I find to be. No, I'm not getting them a turn against you, I'm getting them a turn or you know I thought it was again. I don't know is that it is time for what it does not know what the fuck is doing is going to happen repeatedly. You can keep all the dog S house, what I would have candles and milk for the support of praise you also tabled during my son, I wasn't aware they were turning off your power, its natural. I wasn't aware I'm sorry yeah yeah well now you know in need now give me money. Ok, sorry! I didn't. I didn't give you enough money to keep the power on the sorry I this boy, adzes redirected, energies, Betsy, the talks on the town. One issue together just be debated. A book and energies from the battery that met must link

to the negative and positive fee. I took that negative positive and what happens when you put them together? It find a spark. I just did a spark just tap the positive and take it together and quit It is a spark now that spark in turn it's gonna cause coning to approach you to guys a lot better. That's all it is that's all I did. I want to call on trouble. I want to call Tom thanks Thank you. So now I have been allowed. Don't connect jump located Thank you and again, with the legal disclaimer miles. We don't want people out. There. Keep your windows closed and and do not touch jumper cables that are charged to each other. Negative positive, not go to a person, it's just not a good idea and I think it is a chance that I will change J B, my actions towards these two people until

the next time I talk to them and if it does it help me, I only pregnancies you guys to continue to one that motherfucker and then you go to the work of the high level group it tomorrow. Because I think that as a sign of an evil laugh at you, ve changed I've already. This is. I am really looking forward to this and I will be a regular, an avid listener cause you can see how much this is just changed. My ass a short time we ve been taught us. If you are, you are a whole different person. You know you are due feel that you have changed so in Ankara, in closing. Obviously this basically What I'm telling you and everyone out there is, don't worry about what you got inside. Do you understand a parent spends money on toys, voice, keys and guess what happens

that little one fucking place with the box that it came in you on. You are a long, ass, lengthly, wonderful box. Let's take that shit put now grab it out of scribe Brad Rabbi just sit in the desert, but that in your pocket, keep to be helped this bordering upon all residents. Don't take account about it. Hold us a type I haven't had here protesting about you're, really on it in your pocket. Yeah see it's in my pocket in my pocket. So if I say, if someone says wiser, fifth bought up your pocket, it I'm a set of butter with Thomas that doesn't sound like a right. I would add that the closer to a way to go, of course, really same person who wrote, but you comin back thicker, Lord, ok, all right, dishonest person who says what the fact is your hand on your pocket, your fists in your pocket, and you say so the thought up right, there's! No, that's the person whose quest fuck, you call me

I try to call no trouble over there. Okay, there's gonna, be I'm gonna be arrested tomorrow, so I'm gonna get into a fight with someone in a parking lot who says: hey Conor, I'm a big fan. I'm just curious why your fist is clenched in your pocket and I say: fuck off kept your window closed. I should have kept my window closed. Yes miles, hey man! there's. No, I got to get the word out here. May I elaborate daily wisdom from JB, smooth inspiration, affirmations an hallucination, slow FAO, Poland is most enigmatic and strange mines bite sized the fifteen minute daily episodes. I call it more more. More little mortal knowledge, morsels morsels, which I love is more you don't get too stuffed just the right amount. You can become your enlightened self. The surrender and miles, I think, you're. I think you're, a terrific part of this

Asian, because you are offering at the appropriate intervals legal disclaimers today, My foolishness d, J B, occasionally finds himself sank, disguised his wisdom, somebody's gotta. Do you know that it's lets a legal department lowly sale? Probably maybe they should do it, the no? No they they hired. You you are actually in the union. John. I am I I really can't. I can't thank you enough. For doing this for the world that you're doing this, for the world I thank you very much shape the world these this. They need this and I'm givin it all. How about a mother fucking give it your. Sometimes you have to encounter so only really understand a lot of people shake things out of you. I shake shit into you. You feel what shake it into people, six to you, shake it and it falls in

into empty words was thing: are you asked again, but I think that everyone it's, the only one in Germany wanted a sickening to you these articles, I shouldn't you- should ask him far still understanding people like that baby, We want to change what do another second into its second, its own role models and cannot just jump in here every now and then and say you know, of course, if you want it shook into you, of course, I knew was a bit of it. Thank you. I said to you as you gonna. Take me. I don't want to go into my ass. Not go What I must tell you, sometimes Howard No that's how it works. It did you think these Of course, there were models. Amasses, you think they D given used up. You know they do they want it to resin and your they wanted to penetrate you. Then then this lobby. He d take. This hope you feel better. But today I didn't tell you: how come

people, segmented away is ok you're right, I'm gonna call a moment. You want wisdom shook into your ass, violently shook wily shook into your ass off. With your permission and and signing a waiver. First then yeah this is for you, atmosphere and Anne, and also in my second closer I was it is to all your college college programmes. Other universities, there should be a class two to give these unpeopled is a stitch up. You learn to love yourself class, How about that don't add in there to the curriculum. Why not? I love you. Maybe this is a possible thing that you and miles would do, is travel to different universities he's in for an appropriate. She went to the media, bright or college tour Judith. Given people something a claim, look look, look left some sums from the put an end to behave in a week when it before

don't people are released into the world. You'll see those people who have pigeons on the roof and they got pitches in cages and then unlock all the cages. And all the pigeons fly away fly away. You live alone, they do not include the stuff that they come back then come back to the cage. You lock it back up again, Thirdly, I said there was always a time for a while ago that you let it keep going. What listen you can't cage in a J B, some pigeon on a roof. You got to. Let him go he's a cooling pie putting out his emanations wherever they want to go and what is lit. My temperament is perfect. Perfectly gauged temperament perfect. I I think your boss gonna be arrested, but

Of course, you can call me back and if I like any girl who, in this session is when they have caught as yet, we have you know it's a great new past life is short with just in long how I love jest and long. I think everyone loves just I always enjoyed him when he come on the show. It just seems like an authentic real person. You know a good guy and some of the point of view will just interview celebrities to get them to tell us embarrassing stories and reveal candid moments from their personal lives. He got back shepherd to admit to having an uncomfortable man

crush on Brad Pitt, I don't see why that's uncomfortable. I know I feel like everybody does I have a crush on Brad Pitt. You know yeah, you know secure enough in my masculinity. Of course, I'm not really, but I'm secure enough to say that yeah Brad Pitt, you know, he's very hot. I think about him a lot while the two ok anyway, but my letter just and really had the opportunity to sit down with Grannie winner John. On Jovi, oh yeah, he's he's been behind some of the best classics like living on a prayer smiling. You don't have to explain who John Bon Jovi is copywriter, unnecessary, yeah, but Jon. Bon Jovi's career got off to a rocky start when his mom had some constructive feedback after a local talent show see my parents never came to. My talent show oh still, not fans anyway, apparently when he got off the stages. First words with it. She want to crawl under the seats because it was so

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If you had besides go on the Bob Odin Kirk Interview, we did a segment at the end where it just kind of came out of you, naturally, that you should star Blockbuster movie called Worley Gate, where you are this superhero who still from the waste up but has vicious weapon flailing feet below yeah. It's actually not just the feet of the legs. I have a disproportionate body, shorter, torso, extremely extremely long legs, and so I love the idea that my upper half would remain perfectly we still in frame and that's my lower extremely my two long long, long, thin legs wid whip around. Like those you know inflated kind of puppets in front of a car dealers. But have to those they just when I be called worthy cake, and the sounding in, and they were just whip around of those would just whip around like

I would defeat my foes, but my Torso would remain perfectly still in my face would remain impassive expressionless. Well, we also, out a call for some fan, art and posters for the film and people have delivered. We've got three really nice ones here today, but before we even get to that, someone also went so far as to write and record a theme song. My turn whirligig what

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barnacle Joe worse. It is for the way he gets those ages in poorly gig, Jesse S worthy gig, and now great. I mean I feel, like that's gonna sell just based on that song Barnacle Joe Fantastic job really good. I was I was impressive and now show you some posters and you can go to team cocoa podcast on Instagram. You can check these out. First up is from Jesse. Lay he, and this is common in a kill with weird flashy, octopus legs. That's pretty good It's not quite what I first of all. I would not be smiling. I would be mice, it's gonna be a distant. Suppression lists called look by not bad. I still think it's more about. The legs hinges up from the hips as opposed to the knees yeah but but I like this. I like this in its very well done. It's very well run so I would probably

if this person was here, make a few suggestions here and there to nudge it closer. My vision, but this is pretty class poor Clodagh seriously the he carried the list of request not to see it is quite long. Wall Street journal. Yes still the worst review I've ever had so they go and then next up is from Julius Satin. This is quite oh wow, that's why I get that here. Look at Now we wrote this movie. Oh my god we did. Very good, Julius. I, like also you ve, got the leg Two torso ratio, just right that is actually probably correct- is that your but no that's the jacket coming down. Oh, you write. It is legit jacket coming down now now the minute I have an actual three dimensional ass. Everyone knows that it's not real.

That's what it is that makes it unreal yeah, that's the jacket, that's very good, if the very like the awards. Festival awards, best drama best legs and most historically accurate, cocoa drew out a very you know what I love. I love getting even more Americans to waste their time and energy on projects that don't move the puzzle he's forward for humanity, but these are great. I, this is from Katy FISH, Shell and it's got kind of classic universal monsters, feel I love that. That's quite good and what kitty has correctly rendered is the eggs shooting out from the hip area, and she also has me worrying the early. Nineteen eighties NBA basket. While shorts a lot of attention to detail and the look on my face is correct. This is very good and the reactions of the horrified people. Seeing my eyes are really here,

legs. Are they or is that stubble or freckles Those are not it's not pleasant whatever. It is It can. I said my legs are like spam. I think so yet blotches frankly, blotches, that's quite good. That is quite good yeah and it says they were just trying to go to the Metropolitan Museum of ART. I think it drives home the fact that your character kills innocent people. Oh yes, yes, yes, people, they dont is nothing. They ve done nothing wrong. And is very random, yeah, just very random, very good work, I'm very amazing again by the creativity of our fans I am often I forget what the riff was in the first place, and then I see- and I got my god what the hell, but thank you

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This has been eighteen, cocoa production in association with fear, hey you beautiful people out there, This move. It bears an icon for leader. Philosopher, maybe you know me as Leon from Kirby enthusiasm or one. My other tv appearances miles Javis longtime friend and collaborator. Oh yeah, yeah yeah, that's my dude! What up mouse, I don't know! Maybe the new podcast be doing together, you're right man, I'm so excited about this mouse mouth and he I'm going to bring you a new daily podcast from Team Coco and it's going to change. Your fuckin life at right it's called. May I elaborate daily wisdom from Jb Smooth and each day on the show, Javis gonna meditate on a new quote from a daily calendar. You know the kind where you tear away the pages yeah man. I got a fucking

of counterfeit everywhere, and so it goes like this each day I read a new quote, Jamie thinks about it and then he gives his own personal. Click on it and while you know J B has takes on trying to elevate these courts mouth through them higher reveal messages while you become a better you anymore, like an version of yourself? You lead this. The people need this mouth. I know they do so. Let's try one ever quote here. A tree won't fall. A single blow to turkish proverb, so Woody make that J B a tree won't fall with a single blow. Anything is possible if you got a fucking chainsaw, you read that bitch up some gas in it and cut their best. The mother. Before now you gotta do is get polar route. Veal, pull up by the roots

all nutria grow laid out. Another book entry, common, the offspring of the faculties of cadeau elms. There sit so you're, saying, implement and planned those year best ways to attack anything in life is. Are you saying that with the farms and in other words, you must be prepared for any fucking thing we prepare for the unexpected? You have a plan, you take a details because if you don't take care of details, sometimes details they'll come back to haunt you. Dont double work: you should don't think that of fucking work. If it's an apple tree, you pick all the fucking apples of that tree before you cut that bitch down at me. Well, well, you want to waste apples that', something! No waste of fucking app our little pairs of whatever kind of treaties, so that was maybe going in on a daily quote me you're fucked up a pirate among the upon these apples and they say if you planted. Fucking pot in the same spot, where you fucking pull the tree out. It'll go apple pot, trees; okay, that's just ridiculous and

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