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hello. My name is Sir Joel Mikhail and I feel I'm a little anxious, anxious. Well, this is the last government on know all about being caught up and I feel good about, in friend, because we both flunked out of I welcome the fence. hey there and welcome to come o needs. A friend got a wonderful show. Today and I'm guessing. I note with great certainty laser like certainty, wonderful, wonderful show

killing time babbling and I shouldn't, because I'm surrounded by the best of the best Matt Goarly, fearless producer home at? How are you I'm good and, of course, filling in for cinema session, my assistant David hopping, hey David's, that has gone power. You good before we get started David. I know that you are really into the free Brittany Movement and we are aware that I guess there's some good news right. You text, Do me a yes, I saw well, I saw the news that I guess Britney's father up down or something he said- he's stepping down like eventually, okay, ok, but I know that this is a big deal for you, the two things that you love in this life right ahead, your country. and your own family? Is you love Disneyland and you love Brittany. Now that checks out you have been very passionate in this free Brittany Movement, and so I saw the story and I sent it

onto you, and so I broke the news to Weed taxed about Brittany. Probably too often you and I you and I yet, because what I do is I Honan on what interests some one and then I try to keep that going. That's nice so, and also I M kind of marking you. At the same time we asked Craig so to one thing is for the twins that both say free, Brittany, as such. I saw that she got you got so no one sees it say: free, Brittany, this hilarity, that's how you knew that we cared about a concern and I work would constantly be talking about Brittany, spears, Instagram and then you would get involved too. So I had some the sound. Is there any way I can get the ideal. I want be taken care of, and I want my estate managed by somebody Ojala would you also really oh yeah I'll? Take it decided over? So what does that mean that mean that rarely at it just happened, just signed a favorite assigned a neighbor, I think be

add the mystery, if I wasn't seen very often oh yeah, no and people to see me that often, but have every now and then I'd posts like a video of me doing a dance in my arguments. Have I dont know if this could be a great new stage of your career, I'm serious that would well Zuri slightly. I ended the late night show after twenty eight years, and we could just announce that I'm being taken care of by my pod casper, you're, not goarly, I'm your man happening right now, I'm rarely seen and then people would start age. You man, I drive around and you re out and Martin yeah yeah You should hear a yawning cap and driver and unasked and Martin smoke.

Golden cigars, yeah and then constantly be crazily tipping with a credit card, it says Conan, it says Conan Cash on it. I like this and I keep you under the stairs and just change the are all. That's all. That's! No. I think I'm just perfectly happy- and I am I I'm release videos from my art? Ok, I think we to do this, the sounds great I'm excited for this. Next, for you now. Are you fit into this whole scheme David? I think you're breaking the stories like you're the scoop, true crime, podcast requirements on the side, door, open, you're, interpreting things I say, haha like I make a video in the backyard wrongdoing doing hoop and I'm wearing a speedo and and I'm wearing Son got weird sunglasses upside down and I'm doing a who hope to music like a tick talk, and then you interpret what that

meanwhile the cabins yeah I'm down for that and you get paid six hundred thousand dollars a day. This is like a great deal young right. Well, let's comments this and then someone's gonna have to start the free Conan campaign, but or not maybe- what, if nobody cares open behind tone and under wraps he's a big internet mean we're good. With this year, works, for everyone has now gone and no Conan works. Fine for us says humanity argue mugs. and strewn around. We ve got serious podcasting to do something. No ones said. I am very happy my guest today as an actor and comedian who hosted the soup on IE starting the NBC Series Community for my money, one of the best it comes ever

Now you can see him in the new movie queen pen and on the seat of you Series STAR girl, this gentleman is is a friend of mine in real life. I'm thrilled is with us today like Jaw Mikhail welcome you're a rarity on this podcast. I kinda know some of the people that I talked to the potty you and I hang out alot lot. We well ok. Catherine. How those we do we, I wasn't memorable, but we I remember we, you know, I knew you. Obviously, you were on the show back in the day, and it is your Mikhail and I, like you, and I liked your work on it, forget it happened once more Wife and I are with our to babies. Little

abies- and we are flying back from Seattle- does my waste from Seattle and am way back in the way way back you're in the last week where in the last row of an alaskan airline flight from Seattle to LOS Angeles, an you and your, Lovely wife and your babies are in the row row, in front of us literally literally right in front of us. You were so happy that you were a row in front of me and we're both crammed in the back of this flight. But it was a bonding experience because our children were not having it. They were infants and they were shrieking you're shrieking. I was mad yeah Superman Secondly, what I'm on basic cat you should have been furious is that you should have. You could have wrestler rented the whole, out there. This is a window into how cheap I am, but I guess Conan is taller than me and the back of the plane, jazz everyone,

there's no leg room and you and there's no headroom either it's it's where the plain at the bank comes to appoint yeah, so our knees were up in our faces. Anything interrupting us was the bathroom door, opening it yeah closing every few seconds. So we have this. This intense expense together and then the plane went down payment down. Lotta people hurt no one killed. Fortunately, you completely lost it and started cannibalize being people who were uneven. Dad around you saying that's how I get my power, You were eating flesh and said. We need this to survive, and I said no, it was a pretty six safe landing and there's an Arby's right over there. Now I once I click in once had happened. I mean flash The issues that have to where I live at me. That's you another planet, but anyway, after that experience we started hanging out, and so I have an insight,

into you, which is your lot of fun. To hang out with you, love love, love, cooking, I do and you make you'll have over to your house, my wife and I urge your house and you will make the most amazing meet. Look when you LISA come over, I is lies, when you and lies coming out when, when you I you're right, I am alive snob about everything. Practically. Why me why? I'm wearing now like I've judged your shirt discharge is missing in Maine, fantastic. It stretches when I bent Then, when I stretch risen and main jack. Also for like your rapid weight gain its fine, you don't have to buy another shirt, I'm pregnant, you look up going now. I must now you know what you are you I mean you're very invested in yes in in cooking this. This fantastic me and then you will say

but you ve gotta, try this wine because no one scams a system like Joe Mikhail now and this man- I wonder when you know that man loves his free stuff. He loves it's not like I get like monkey, shoulder scotch. It's a blended scotch and that term is really it goes with everything at it right with I liked, watch it on a high sense, television and mixed with a smile. I like to use their light tonic as it doesn't have it. Sixty calories a can, which is barely anything and it really only sixty calories you with all the flavour of any other donaghmore right and it's hydrates hyper carbonated, so it stays carbonated after you put the ice and here's the thing whenever, whenever I admire to watch of years, you'll tell me the story that goes behind it. You never just say this is I watch I liked and I went out and I work hard and I've made good money, and so I bought the watch. You always say yeah. I found out that if I do this gig in Asia it at a strip mine, if I

and get thereby myself. Then the company will give me the watch. So that's what I did get a show for fifteen minors at a strip mine, and then I had to make my way back through the forest and during the oh, the canary, died, yeah United, the irish poison, but I'm lonely. I have done it, but I'm I'm gonna hang a mantle until I get that why, but you have no your enthusiasm and I I am, I find it infectious. I really do I really I would very much enjoyed hanging out with you guys and drinking too much drinking wake him. I don't feel like you'd ever drink enough. I feel like you're just getting started by the time you leave and yeah you ve hit a couple of our trees and an wall by, I feel We need to make it a three day thing. I've propose that, actually, that we go someplace safe for we do

I think that each steak and drink line, I think the stake is folly worse for you. It is by which we would both agree. Our wives are the not just the secret weapon, but the lead singers and the My wife is very picky who she wants to be around those that true in social, oh, if they come over, that means it's a relaxing, even less we made a oh yeah. my Lord Sarris. AIDS and Sarah also from Seattle, Seattle, I'm from sea you're from Seattle and from Seattle, and so I'm I've. We believe, was conceived in Seattle, you could have been, Will this person had you been raised in Seattle, but instead you re somewhere back on the east coast. What you never talk about, I can remember you're from, but that would have been it would have been pretty cool, but of course you would have been successful. I've been in Pearl jam if I had grown up in Seattle, you

were kind of pearl jam once right. Yes for a while, I thought they needed a flute and was a Jethro tell him. I would stand on one leg end furiously during Jeremy. would whale and my flute right and then you are tackled, buys fans or security well by any vat or first then fans then secure them when you played with MR better, when you did, you Tour when you I'm sure you're by it a play with him. I do not play he oh and blew the roof off of the venue in Seattle. I'll, never forget Andy Richter being terrified backstage because he said shit. We have still more show after this. How do we follow that? Because any better just came out and levelled the place? and I have we had to walk out afterwards. I walk out afterwards and an annual terrified. He said what you gonna do. I said I looked at the run down and it said Eddie Vetture performs and then I looked at the next thing. It was Walker, Texas, Ranger Lever,

which was a bit, but I would never oh yeah and we would show these clips from Walker, Texas Range? Where lever- and I said, and he don't worry, look locker ten Andy was like oh Walker, Texas winter level can can the Beatles all came back to life and reformed played and sang hey, Jude there and all their biggest hits. I could still- follow and say. Ladies and gentlemen, here are some clips from Walker, Texas, shorter Crapaud would say yea. This is better. Maybe that's how I got that lack would heal the divisiveness in our country right now. It really could I love that bit and we was one of my fate. Things to do, and then we had to stop doing it. Why? Because hear me out the actors who are in the clips start? Did they started to run nice that we were showing these clips of them and they started to demand all the money. That you need to pay them in reality, Walser, if you show it com

I produce there's my produced came to me and he said Jeff Ross. It rest up doing it can do it any more because it's gonna cost us. Millions of dollars began to it and I said no we're going to keep doing anything. You can't you can't just going to end up going to trial, and I said I wanted to go to trial. He said he said we talked about and I said I want your trial and I wanted to find myself and I want to show the clips to the jury and then say. Ladies and gentlemen, that is not acting matters and that is my legal protection is like you're, not gonna. Do that forget it So it's it went away. Yeah I'll never forget that cliff wasn't with MC caully culture, as my colleague colleague in, is a little is a little child. Yeah and MC caully call can stand well thanks a lot. You know when they like www sure of kid. You made it through that great. the adventure we just had and Walker goes yeah sure are, and then there, weird beat and MC caully cocaine looks up with them and says locker told me: I have aid

oh hell each allows unsure a highly Joe asthma. Sorry, I'm dyin airy MC caully cloak and you know any eyes, so he just said could show me- I have aids and it's so jawdropping. Dropping your face falls off you like this, is it comes out of a field? You dont know what they're talking about. I remember watching it when the show was hat when the show how and I remember thinking the same thing he couldn't believe it, and then I thought somehow they stage this like somehow this was part something I mean you thought we manipulator rhinos like. How do they do that now? That's an actual clip, but then the look on your face endanger its face was so wonderful. We would play that we used to do it on the show and it would always destroy. We would show alleys clips and then we made it part of the two thirds. ten tour ended, be thousands of people into the these large He told me that he told me I had aids is madness was absolute madness. I just put into my instagram story you in

David boy when he was singing to you I'll yeah, which is as they now he is passed by it and it's pretty remarkable may have those there's David Bowe. We right now singing to you how I have that when I look at new she had this too, will you look at a clip, something you did with somebody and I'm STAR struck in its twenty years later, and I think you ve done really well, and I know I've done it, which is stay in are still to this day. We, I know, there's lots of bad behaviour in olive oil, and I hear people like oh and then you are here like burst out at a trailer and through a latte on someone who was like you call this fuckin hot, and I just that's what I try to go. If you ever get close to that, I'm just going to hang myself because I've seen it. you when you ve screamed at yours. I asked for the coffee to be hot and I expect a confident as well

if the coffee's in hot, I throw it. So I'm not a shame. You can combine moving through the air becomes way less hearts when I say by at times or no wonder, is coming back colder than you want, because it did hits their face. Your whole Likud offers them s now, but it's no it's it's true. I think I think when I both have the same thing, which is really delighted to get to do this, and I'll say about you cause. I know you well, you work really hard. You are, and you have an increased It will work at it. I got a problem lies at a price but you I'm a work. Alek and I have observed like obsessive compulsive about it, and now I feel like there's a week off somewhere like I'm, never gonna work again. Thy still have I'd. I've never learned as a young like as a young actor is all I want to do is work, and I could and did then find It is our work on its working and but now I still, I probably need to calm down, but yeah I'd die

work. Do you feel that way? I think it's not that I'll, never work again, but when I was in fifth grade, I thought my best years were born. professor. I really Ed. I really I remembered thinking I got that playing cards right am, I spoke ass right where you are to be. The banana seat is clean. I remember when I was about a Levin or twelve, and I come from big family every one of my family. There are six of us, the other five or headed out go out trick or treating and to keep in mind. Two of them are older than me and they're all putting on their masks and they're going to go out and trick or treat, and I wasn't doing it like what's up anyway. I think that times for me. It was like Nixon. Was president know what was happening, but a member of feeling of those were good times, but that's over they have these old sepia tone photos of me from the previous

six years of my life because we're good times when they lasted good, I see here's the difference for Halloween my eye, the second I could go out. I would run I would run to the homes, because my goal was to get all the candy available at right. So I would I would I was fifth grade fourth grade my I would come back at eleven thirty still knocking on people's homes, and my moment I like worldview, been- I was I got it all and that's my bats. There's none for anyone else. My mentality, nor the other thing is interesting, is that you are something I think we could probably have in common. Is a stupid haircut that was cruel. No, I associate myself at the same time, get it still when you Tipp over a bucket filled with dire. Real onto both of us, I'm still to be mad at you. Because half the diarrhoea went on me. It's it's! That's it, you did it's, it's not all diary MA

a community to say: well, I guess I suck yours is to say hey, we both suck you more than I do, and then you say: hey man. I got myself in there to dry. Like mother Teresa yeah. Now I got my hands were dirty as well. If that's what you're lucky not your hair looks great, thank you and it's not real, but lines, not real Flickr. This with those have fell. Crow looks like I'm in our schools doing picky blinders, you know you look but- and this is getting me to my point- there is going to make- which is that you are a very tall, a powerful and a well muscled man's. Thank you work out, constantly hear that everybody, no, no, you are it's this size. It is a small shirts. I got into comedy so I didn't have to work out and you got and a comedy and have been successful at it, and then you work out as if your job is moving p, us. It's absolutely incredible avenue shown an eagle moving pianist by the way, but go ahead

the court's origin and he's every week a different kind of piano. Next seasonably fridge writers, I'm I watched, anyway, so I interrupted you again, no is trying to say something interesting and review about you and I can see anyone there This knows that your resisting it by MR when you or a kid. You did not feel good about yourself. You did not feel secure and drawn to stories of people who can free, made themselves or built himself up Whatever way. No, I couldn't read which is, does affect schooling right and that always what is still Dyslexia now yeah, I was Dyslexia. Definitely and I wasn't diagnosed and tell my older son was diagnosed when the doktor was describing everything and went yeah. I was wondering which one of you a was gets, gets big its past and and

and now I realize it was kind of a gift, even though it was no fund because I was like, I think, I'm an idiot and so was made up for a with jokes and that's why it took me four hours to get through twenty minutes of jokes for the first soups that we did ways Andrew oh yeah, I took you got. The point where the cruel complain about me and I'm out of this one guy like well, you I'll ever gonna get this anytime soon like some segment, unlike thanks very much microphone guy. Thank you and it would just take me forever. Never never, and that was also due to anxiety, but now then, we start doing shows live like years like ten years later, and I was like What's going to happen, I'm just Lexic, so I'm going to screw up a lot and that I kind of had let it go and admitted all that stuff and and that really helped. I relate to that just as people make assumptions later on in life like I was always easy for you well now I was not always tall was always not this good.

gaining arms. Well, ok, oh god! Anyway! No! No, that was it. You're not gonna, get work, none! But my point is, I welcome the eyes the Rosetta was always skin. My skin exists one solid block of rotation if they're called freckles. Yes, it's a solid blog Erika yeah, so my women find them very sexy. I'm told I've never met one. That said that, but I am told that someone somewhere find it sexy. My point is that there is something compensatory that happens where we bright. We decide. Okay, I got to figure out something that I can do that I can contribute, and so I went your route, which is, I will try to make people laugh around me. That's going to be the way that I get through this cuz or what, for you, wasn't going to be sports, but you are

at your did all said. No, I do it why I don't know why I realized nothing and then, and then nothing forceful, yes to have a shallow chest, yes and coordinate no what's a shallow chest. I have a con vex chest. It doesnt years goes out. You have a strong awful chest mine when I was younger actually when he and I could keep little Hummel Figurines and that has a little nook was a little not here that secret about colonies that he actually is a good athletes, as he can bike up a mountain, I'm good at that, but I'm not good. At the old hand, I coordination was never my strength. You, on the other hand, did well in football you're, quite a footballer until wow I was fine, but wait. I want to go back to what you said, which was you know you likewise, I gotta find a way to make myself that quality is what you have to rub again something to tap the aid that sort out irritation was all

is there, and that is why you know what d ya think the phrases the sand in the in the oyster makes the pearl like it's an irritant, something now I believe in that, and I think you become a beautiful pearl, a beautiful. A muscled. I dont have a permanent made, though I think it's magic, yellow, darts, magic, dark actually evil maggots evil of you eat a partial. You turn into a deep affinities nor from queens on comedy. Central is back that's good to hear I really talk with and spoiler. This season hits different now even later, twentysomething still living with dad. Grandma Nora is right at home and back on her hustle with it siphoning gas, getting electrocuted inadvertently joining a cult or just trying to sell dank by on the side, I said that, like I know what it means,

There is growing into adulthood, one embarrassing misadventure at a time. That's probably why nylon describes Agrafena is nor from queens, as quote some truly reliable content, and why Buzzfeed calls it an absolute gem of a show that is one hundred percent worth. Watching you don't miss the new season stirring up Athena, bowing Yang Beady Wong lorries and Chin guess stirring, missed. El Buteux, Haley's oh osment fortune theme stir. bookie young White, Chloe, fine men and Jennifer, Esposito, to name just a few agrafena is nor from queens you episodes wednesdays at ten nine central, uncommonly central, don't sleep on it, even though there exactly what nor would do As you can imagine David today, many small business owners are busier than ever economies eating up as yeah guess. What time

who spent searching for a interviewing the wrong candidate for job opening could be time better spent growing up, since now David, I'm assuming you dont, have a business. I do not cite, but what, if you did have a business you'd want the best people? Wouldn't you, oh, of course, than what kind of businesses is David Chocolate? Ok, it's a factory where people eat chocolate they don't make it they just eat. It went away. That's why linked in jobs is made it easier to get to the candidates worth interviewing faster and it's free. So if you're hiring people for this chocolate factory that you have David, you could do the following. You could created ray job posting minutes and Lincoln jobs to reach your network and beyond the world's largest professional network of over seven hundred and fifty million people have a lot of people have a lot of people. S like twice number people live in Florida focus on candidates with the skills and experience you need you screw,

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on time. Any time you come over to my house. I commend my house at Christmas time actually on Christmas day, which was I felt in vain. Well, you made me where that costume, you're good at it and You look so much like MRS Klass. While you re, like it's gonna, be a fine asking if you ve already got Rhine Reynolds to be Santa, I'm MRS clause yeah. Well, I'm sorry he's in a plus lister knees, the he's Ryan, Reynolds yeah, he's gonna be aviator gin yeah the perfect gin for pile. Am. I now you're plugging someone allied only it I'm not have yeah, you do have agenda you're plugging I do Hendricks Africa Tender Exchange is, I think, one of the most. I think the most well balanced on the plan. You know it general like and I'm not kidding Mason and main it, gin theirs is flexible. It bends when you Ben, who makes us glasses these glasses, are missing remain. all let's move on the order of business Maynard you, gotta mizzen, remained store. I think once this part

straps I'll never have to order anything from Byzantine again. So what you're not gonna, get the aviator gin, and am also gain Andrew Monkey shoulder so you bring in with editing. We're gonna make this coherent. and suggest me as it can be fantastic. Why do you think that errand and Adam whoever they are you at its Matt Goarly and he's just gonna. Do probably by fourteen our pass on this Henry is gonna? Get this down to a really tight outcome? Gorlias, not in the room he heard you were on and wanted no part of it. He was too starstruck. None are now he thought Rhine runnels was coming in and then you can and then he will literally walked out the door. One half Canadian, but that doesn't so I do like weapons a lot will. So thank you. That was a forty five minute cul de sac

but I'll get us back. Are you certain those last? I know you only reliable method of human how's, the power behind this? No one takes you down a blind alley like John Mikhail, rather than mission in Maine, which offer incredible miserable blind alleys are made. My point is this: my point is that you always bring an American you brought me a switchblade which I think is illegal. You brought all kinds of knives away: nine blades, Bowie Knife, you Bobby alleys, and what happens Every time you come on That's really! Nice and then I think I've got kids. I can't have this around, so I always took it into a different part of the house and hide it. What I ve realized is because, if you Joe Mikhail any place in my house, I can reach to within a few of were I'm standing and probably behind a bookcase is safer or a scabbard, or one of those knives that goes into your garter belt, tat. Somebody, you I have an erection right now. Just by that description of what you does you broke the table

as you know, the other thing is, you gave me a knife that you press on the side and it comes completely straight, not let us which made a slight out. It comes straight up out of the knife and which is so dangerous and so horrible and I love it, and so I keep it next and keep it right next to my toothbrush and click it man, whenever you and whenever I have to open something like oh this thing of tylenol or whatever ever have too often something I picked this thing up and I click it and out of the body of the knife come this eight inch blue aid and then I use it to open something that I could easily open with my fingernails. That's the Oda far out the front and automatic knife, and I think I gave you an altar attack knife and if it ever breaks, don't throw it away. You can take those parts. May tell them to them and not just send you a new name

you have mentioned so many products, Ultra attack micro tech, knives? What about bench made their terrific and what watches d like thanks for asking a while the IDA Bc? But the glass outta is one of my favorite, because not even a real. What's a glass suit, the wilds of German made watch that you said glass, why? Wouldn't it be GAO shoot up yeah? I guess it's clash, outta its collapse. Well now right. You're gonna shoot up it's a little too much. I feel what you had to have a glass or dog, now you're you're on your wrist thou shalt why're, you yeah, it is time for you to do and show that it sounds like it's like. I coerced confession and I'm being screamed out by a german man anyway, if you equality early, get get the girl shoot the great you're unbelievable you also your immediate rolex, though you could probably take six give the watches that you have

given that all the sewed up before we got a guy like that, you know it seriously. I have lots of nice from you and I also have I don't know why I got my dad used to bring that stuff back cost. We lived in ITALY. Thank you. Well So when applied it'll I mean it's finally get all these guys applauding away. Look at that right. There was doing but my dad had a bunch of that stuff like and I just for whatever reason was very attractive. Do it and Sarah on our honeymoon, we went around Sarah, my wife and I bought Switch Blake as you can buy them they're in any knife shop and she little ass. I sat in our hotel room clicking this knife over and over again, she said like who of I married yeah women love than on a honeymoon when you buy a deadly weapon and then break into bed and then bring into the river, a magical itself around and play with it at spent

aspects I don't know, what's going to happen with the Good NEWS, my kids don't care. Will you also? I brought my concern as a couple years ago and I think that I'm gonna say they were probably at the time. Fourteen and twelve, I bring up my daughter, my son, and we walking through the door and immediately beef as you greeted us, you said hi, you handed them like a statue a sword that you would use to disembark yourself in the company's ritual. My house, my rules, yeah hands example deadly blades, and we have photos of them running around the house. With these, like ninety six inch, Samara, sort, samurai sorts there, they are Samaras yeah. Don't even think for a second, maybe kids shouldn't have these well I've like they need to learn best way to do it. You mean they need to get used to them. There was a kid a friend of my of Isaac, my younger son, who opened up one of them and grabbed the blade and mammals like hey. Can you and I was like well He'Ll- never do that again and she shouldn't

the boy you set me well, don't do that again? Does so don't wear it with me. You have the option to hold onto the blade part of a sword or not dying. Do it? That's why I put a great I put acid in my poor, my swimming pool just cause people need, it'll do at once and they won't do it again way. You don't want people swimming pool. Knife is short of acid. Now, what kind of acid that we also hydrochloric ass yeah. That's that battle burn. Oh yeah. They cannot scarlet Now we loved having your kids over because they go to run around with the swords and it looked like a it like a battle of Hastings yeah. It was the least safe environment. I've ever seen. Children engage in it, be really funny. If you ran a pre school because they say Edson bouncy for it,

motorcycle samurai swords drinking wine. You'd give them really good wine when they Ryan and then a samurai sword, because so many kids, they don't have alcohol before twenty one in the go crazy and in college or something- and this would be a right- it Billy France, yeah a nice thing happened for you and I want to talk to you about it, which is you. Do the soup and then you do. This show community it heard something nice things about community and we know you and were really good friends with you and we decided over covered. Let's start with this show and will start to beginning and will move our way through, and we were collectively all of us blown away. I am not saying this just cause you're my friend. They could, you know easily say something else: it's one of them: was delightfully intricate creative. Television shows I've seen I'm watching it and I'm thinking how did this ever ever get on NBC in the first place,

The writing is absolutely spectacular. it's like a swiss watch and see so intricate. I I don't know you know what thank you for saying that, and it's very hard for me to sit in. Listen the compliments, because I feel that one's life when we were making it. I all wet where we really scripts, we would clap at the end of our table. Reads: one of the reasons why it became, or it got so like Dan was Dan Harmon Genius Creator, who then created Reckon Morty the studio and the network and of trouble, but he wouldn't show them the scripts and he wait until the last minute to write. It meant enough time to do notes because the sets were already being built. So got away with so much. Ok, so there's a thing on it that you probably saw, but it was that it was the first NBC line up. You notice the direct quote of the president at the time when he was when he was asked. At a press conference day there was a

When's community coming back, we haven't. We weren't on the schedule that point because it just depends on what fails That aside come in so like the whole thing, is all these fake shows and then it said coming this summer or maybe this fall. It depends what Apparently he was furious right because you like, how did you, how dare you and then they will you it was approved God on the air. So I wasn't it's one of the better can I've seen and their people in it, and I'm Those two like mention individual people as any other people, I'm not mentioning Donald, countless dont Glover. While he's proven that he's done nothing since community here here, as I can tell, I don't read things or listen to things, but its around no Danny Pooty is what it's one of the best it's almost like Leonard Nimois. Spock like this is the perfect. They found the perfect person to play this character.

and then there's people I Jim Rash, where you think, I really think that character was supposed to your right. Wasn't it I looked at it the first time in a thought he's just supposed be an internal character who barely ever shows up but he's oh good, that suddenly he's there he's at this is it is at the centre of all these shows and then, of course, the character of choice and young also town cans, yeah, but You know I just feel like. If you would said. That's chemistry he's gonna start off as a kind of crazy, spanish teacher and then eventually be the head of security and fall in love with a charge mannequin leg, yeah. I don't think anyone would have seen that trajectory now they on all the family years ago about the first has to do in Ireland. I don't remember this, but the first time it was cancelled. You emailed me and said such a nice email. Saying, don't worry this

because you, if you had gone through your whole yeah and obviously that was That was a supernova, and this was like. Oh the show that on a date against Big Bang theory is going away and you are so cool. I was devastated and you were so com, and, and so like, don't worry, there's there can be a zillion things. You yet to do because you're making nice the good quality. Staff and I'll be ok, but that I don't have your member I ever I do. That was very nice of you know that When I tell you, I send those emails out every day to everybody that systematic lotion yeah, I'm constantly telling our broker hang in there, you'll be fine, so she's, been gone for awhile by its such as our cast and then there's this rumour about there being a movie. we shot it isn't. You know me for saying so: You think you could actually happens where I buy used

just lie about and people is the movie gonna happen, a village, yeah sure, and now it is so. I think The things are in place, people alike were game awe, and I think that we will get. We got what we don't have the money, but will have the money. So I think, like I don't know, a pizza, there's cheese being made someone's got flower there's water over here. This guy's got an oven and it could all come together or just never come together, but he needed money. You could come to me a long time ago. I feel like you're underpaid for years, and the way that you spend is pretty irresponsible. Yes, I love a theme. Restaurant Ivan

best it in more theme, rest and right, and the son of the theme is constantly not going. Oh yeah, my theme revisit the depression, it's well that is terrible and then one of just needles, needles, needles. I thought needles were kind of cool idea. People hate needles for the most part I know and having your blood drawn before you eat is got an appetite. Will you now you now you tell me I will you reinvested an empty hammers career and got his positive? I went in big as like. There's no way you can sustain honoured and fifty Mercedes in a row showing up just just for a movie. You can't pale those people, I've made mister thanks, but I don't regret any of them except the needles restaurant,

Let me ask us until open and Van eyes under new ownership, would you have to tell people that you invited me to go with you to climb Mount Rainier yeah and you could have done it? You said come with us and you and your wife, Sarah incredible shape lies. It didn't think about it for a second efficient. My wife didn't want anything to do with it. I thought about it. First but the rapid. Ah, no, no! No! I know it would distract you go. You avenue, Show called wrap up with come around that is it my discretion of I'm having a good time. I keep going, but if I get the right signal and I wrap. That means I really hate the personal talking to, oh well, you may have been terrific its way, but we are talking about and rain here. Yes, no, No! You invite me to go with you to Mount Rainier and then you are talking about how we need to train and we need to stay at different levels. For while, because there's no oxygen and I started to think you know what I don't know-

is going to work out and then you did it and it didn't go well. Well, I was the first time it did not go well the guide it was taking us up, hadda and break with reality. he had a panic attacks is a guide. So the guide who was taking you up this dangerous mountain had a mental breakdown. So, yeah. So my brother, like me, goes I got a deal on a guide. I know I'm and he'll take us up in that. when I realise these one third, the cost of the same year, our Chinese as money- I am grateful and Jim Rash did come with us and as the guy was kind of circling going. Circling going. This isn't happening. This isn't happening. Jim goes, you do know. This is the premise fora horror film. yeah and awe and as the guy was ok,

What are you doing and then I'm Jim going like a movie is the second time we went up by. We said we want all the guys in the world easiest way to do it. Let's do it and it worked, and so again I would like to invite you cause, I would love to go up again. You once you Do you like? Oh, this is very unique. What are my chances of being killed. If I climb out renewables you seriously with me, specifically yeah the only way you're gonna dies as he accidentally fallen. The Bowie knife, I'm gonna, make you carry the entire time, ok but there's no crevice that we have to cross words like a narrow, bridge made of ice or anything like it depends on the year, but for this company they only go up the easy. And so the people to die a mountaineer for the most? I dont like the story already, because there are people that are skiing down and they will ski into a crevasse or someone that is going up an extremely difficult way and then they get into a white

that situation and they do something they shouldn't. So when we went up It was sleep. The first night second night burrito night, you can eat his many burritos as you can have, but they take care view. You're, not you're, not setting up all the tenth year. My question its clamping, but up you know a fourteen thousand foot mount you and I climb out Rainier and we it doesn't go well and we get lost at some point. We won't get lost. I held on other, suddenly lay out the scenario and news flash goes out, Joe Mikhail Brian lost on not renew your name will be first, not we'll see, you know depends on where how many years now is this just still be working and I'll be I'll. Have a fruit stand somewhere, but anyway the news flash goes. Out there were missing. Do people come looking for us or are they? Let us leave us alone on the mountain? Well, don't care! We they'll look forest for like couple days and then eventually, in the spring, with the melt will wind up in a river

there will still be alive. Well, no, no! No! We will gain if we were gone the whole winter and then there's the melt came in you when I walked down in soggy closure like what you are. How did we do? I know if you foreigner crevasse, that's it then that's! but an airline. Do they will find your body again, not crevasse, but you won't have to there will be a few challenging things where they put the latter's across a crevasse but you're all ropedown you're doing one at a time when other question I would like to do. The version is the revision of this. Were I'm carried like us on a chair in something where, while pay extra I'll pay for the privilege, but I'd like to be carried up like this three p own return of the jet. I was treated as a God. It's yeah little. Yes, there you go I'd like that. It's I'd know, there's not version of this land for enough money there. It is a fact that you haven't done anything about it. I mean yes, there's a way by it's gonna take a week or two

and why would jerry on all people you're, very humble? Why would you do if I wanna be carried up Mount rang here at fiction? and I want to see the whole time. Looking at my Ipad, they had set up an and I'll be binge watching community and I'll be like I say again, this really good work. If you, if you didn't you watched community on yellow range early, it they always say you know, economy. We read that book into thin air because, as you know, Missus John crack our amazing ever, but he has said that if you don't acclimate, if you guys, if someone were to plop you at the top of Everest you if you could breathe for about six minutes, before he just passed out from lack of oxygen, and I always thought: well, that's an opportune, for tourism right there draw people off at the top of Everest PAM pass out, Hollenbeck the helicopter you're sleeping you're at the spot in that same day? So, while if you

want to invest in that I'll. Do that game? That theme? Restaurants, two very good places to put my money. That's all the fur. for to go from mountain climbing. I know we ve been talking for it feels like four. While you can say six minutes, I don't think so, shit, the ten. We start a look. There's Adam Adam. Tell us how long dvd yeah. I think I think I tried to exit a one eleven also we broke the wreck by one minute. That's gonna cut down to a really sweet. Twenty minutes say eat that man all right. I wonder who has the record for going the longest Jane? You know that item. I think it might be Springsteen. He got it he started listing exits in New Jersey, and in a member to we were alike, will this? What's he doing any site, this exit eggs at eight,

It is easy to say it now has a dont condone zero. You get her to free, yesterday's exit ten and I would like, as the next one, eleven anyone he shut. The fuck up shut the fuck up payments, only story here ok, anyone feminist ones, they live in a member. it he listed exits from forty minutes, but it was pretty engaging. Wasn't it now what's know and he was he had an acoustic tat want. Someone is then there's eggs of thirty three is a wide castle there, which regulates she would tree and sounds pretty good. Now I had a hidden with its share our claims breakaway chair, and did I get up that that send him out of his mania? It did he stopped for second, he said I sincerely apologise and he said was listing exits again ass. I say yes, you were. Has the truck Toyota Tacoma pickup, eight, that's an aunt. I should do Are you really should you like my truck

love your truck, and you soon, as I said that you became very excited yeah and my voice dropped a lot yeah when all our Baldwin yeah and my penis came out of my body. data are those that does this? Is you only my abdominal last shot through shot out yet shot out its now detached and sticking in the wall like a dart? Remember that song detachable penis by king missile. No, I don't I know you're trying to find a rapid up, but this is where I have to make sure that I mention aliona things. I have to mention the I'm doing what yeah you appear as a superhero star man on the sea, W Series STAR girl, yeah. Now it's There's been one season decision to describe for hasn't seen star man. What's a euro will start Earl but STAR man among your character, which the character that your most

I can say the marvel of Dc Universe, I've sailor star man, I'm like Starman, it's really fun to make. being a superhero would be fantastic than I can The kids dream is to play a superhero. I die in the first episode of the first season, but you know yet now I really, it really was a dream. Come true and break passenger who placed our girl is great and of course, Luke. Wilson he's mentor and then Amy Smart? There there are great, and so it's and Jeff Johns is, can genius and, and so I've I've put just kindly happy to be there and it was a great one. for I have sent me pictures also from the sat where you're you know in the full regalia, full thou must be hard for you know. That's not now not at all. I know that if I look for window I become exhausting, is the question I mean I could look back it. two thousand five. When I met you Betty two thousand, seven, I think was it was really

I'm with you. I came on the show. That's when I first met you and hiding gloom. Was your lead guest and now, if that was today, you'd be first and then would be sack idle thanks I'll, she- and I wouldn't blair- and I wouldn't be- how is it that well grandchildren pick one of sixty five if people, but now, You have you no fear are drawn community you needed to be in? good shape. But now need to yeah. You need to be eating mass amounts, steak and pumping iron. All its time. A lot of found. You found a job that fits various illnesses that all my mania is being rewarded. The end so and also with those super suits because they made them two years ago and they he was all right. Well, this is the size you have to remain so, if you're good at school, into this thing, otherwise their spending all this money on supersedes, which they're not going to

so I know the kind of like target weight and size. I shall tell you this. I dont let people adjust my suits, I have you're kidding no, and so during code. when I gained way Like all of us, I'm I'm I'm just like no you're going the where those and be uncomfortable until you're not uncomfortable anymore, ass. Well, that's how punitive I am about like how much weight did your game probably gained? two pounds. No now seriously moment sad. I mean look, we looked, listen to it, two grown men talk about how much weight we gain. That's. My wife is always saying men over forty turn into fifteen world girls. Yes, I because she is right, and she and she always says look women got this out of the way when they were teenagers. And men, we never thought about this stuff, and then we hit forty five or something we to go I can't have now go

to my apps. That's exactly what happens! Yeah that now? That's me now? I will not know you can. Let the suit out! You cannot let the pants out- and I have a voice inside my head- is like a happy empty keen that we should be happy what a few gay like muscle, in your arms or chest, and then you'll be like four hundred it just it got to be a little bit bigger on top. If I gained, how can I get? How can I put more muscle on right now, if you focus a bid on arms and chest for the next month, you will notice a big difference and I'm not kidding if you were to focus on a little heavier chest and like incline and arming up till I get twenty five pound wait for chest yeah? Ok, that's why didn't you re using? I use these waits that if I use them outside and is a strong wind, they float away. I'm told that's a bad

I give my dear waits. I look like a paper aeroplanes. They do well there very poorer point. You have a terrible trainer. Yeah he's really bad and he's very sickly. Looking very weak like blow, he looks like terms I don't live out here on earth is felt guilty. Smike strainers Ammoniacal there goes up is no. What do I have a little bit of these medicines? you, u hyper frightened! She now I own see I'm gonna do it. I don't want to get too Jack and I think that's a big fear. A lot of people have when they see me is Conan. Don't get to Jack. You know say you please wait and then your suit, our little baggy wouldn t do take the men or do you go, I have a little bit the work with here I am having some cheesecake. I would like the pants to fall off, revealing my my boxer shorts and then say to people

that's what happens when you lose weight. You know that's what I want that. Neither hilarious boxer shorts with, like you, know the big big. Hearts all over me like. Oh, no, my little kitty here Linux sure I mention that people need to check out the show star girl the Sea Debbie Series yeah also on the the app and on prime and all that I want to show you the word out on that. I want to make sure I get out the word out on all the different products that you love, again. He watches you want in latitude scrape cows. You'll die, stop yelling it. It does not gonna hurt your cosy deal with Glocester by in voting a dictator? Ok around every just I like them. You know, I want to give a little shocked the squatty potty set in front of your toilet, and helps you evaluate year- bows more easily. That's anybody! Why would I mean

All the things you have you have so much power. I militant I'm in the pocket of big squatty party. I mean what are you gonna do once you have enough of them, for each of your bathroom may have hundreds of squatty parties just everywhere. My dog, to use it out in the yard, Lance knock and ever get those legs up on that Bolsa words, which I had models for awhile. Unlike long gloomy end on a sincere note here we go, you are a very funny fellow you ve done some excellent work. I really hope there's a community movie because- and I stingy with my praise of of television shows more so than I should be, but I think that's, I don't think I've even met Dan Harmon, but I think that's one of the finer crafted peace of work. I've seen and your excellent in it, and you should be really proud of that and that's canoe endure, and you are also a really nice person. You're realise prison.

I love you and your wife and I love hanging with you guys- and I look forward to making me a sixty four lb steak sometime in the near future, yeah or you're, going to see the curve of that animal and I'm going to smoke it for two, half weeks is as long as you very smoke. Something like you know, college, casare. Now, there's! No, So there is no obvious dumb. There's no audience here to apply twenty four hours is the longest. I've ever smoked neighbours that we're ready to brisket knew you had beef rib. Last time I did those fucking good. I am complementing myself but come in its very I still to this day. The fact that I'm sitting across from you- and I told you on your show that you too, the you're the only show. that I ever wrote a letter to going like. I don't know how I hope I can be this funny someday, we'll keep dreaming,

ass yet and it was like a soul, a fact that we still have we're friends. I just can't I'm still like look of this. This is crazy and you're, so abusive, usually during dinner, especially after what we refer to half a cupful of technical and outline my boy, I dont care, I'm just with you and so no one would I get very abusive on boxed wines. I dont know why, but I do but though Mikhail you're makes a great box one Chateau Sammy show or semi shell. They dropped the chateau part, which is out of Washington. Will you ever go hungry because you are going to be plugging and making money rest of your life. See you say that, but I don't believe you can now there's the sickness. Talking. God bless you Joe Mikhail God bless Colonel ride like summer, so far David, I am you gotta, get to say summers when you feel most like yourself. You know those moments.

Chill out going camping. Heaven late conversations in the wilderness with an owl. Yet Miller Light. That's the point I'm getting too is the perfect drink for just doing you no need for facon it. put on a show for someone else. It simply a great tasting way. Beer right, I agree. Are you yourself when you're having a Miller light, I think so Are you never? I see where the Miller light suddenly dropped your whole false facade and you're. Just U Miller light! My whole life has been about bringing you in your friends together for some nor time given Joe no time of your balls. I do yeah and you have a good time right, great I'm yeah in a world of endless scrolling for every limb, delivery option drifted worry about that when you click on Miller light. You know what you're getting no light will always be the beer for people who live beer you can depend on that great Estonia. Ninety six calories, a computer- that myself more light is

with beer levers in mind. It's been the late beer with great taste since now nineteen, seventy five so am. I best memories are hanging out with you, David. Just in the parking lot I don't wanna brothers during a miller, light to sittin there s great yeah. Why it all the time watching the sun go down. It was good, was just good fun with the best beer Ike think of it. This moment right now, so next time you get ready to enjoy a cold one with your friends, gotta Miller, like dot com forwards, Conan defined delivery options near you or you can pick up some middle way, pretty much anywhere, they sell beer, its maritime celebrate responsibly Miller, brewing company no work. He was content. Ninety six I recently pointed carbs patrol vouchers, hey guys. Let's talk about human senator, ok! Basically, let me explain we were just all having a chance and then somehow we got into the topic of the movie human centipede, and then we quickly

Darwin said: let's get this on the podcast, because if you the talk about the human centipede movie, make sure that it is recorded the measurements recorded, distributed to the masses I have, very clear memory. First fallen would became out. Everyone was saying it's this forbidden movie and finally, they ve gone too far and I was on tour I remember the sun. I do because that's when I watch I'm gonna last. What I'm that's my point is that I'm on a tour bus- and I remembered once you finally got somehow a copy of it on your computer yeah, I'm very dark web in on the dark. Wham are streaming and show you went back with with Megan Sinclair, yes, Tom prefer for the show, and she you two went back in the bus to this back area and shut the door and watched it and at one point I came in and looked at your faces and it was if you had seen a black hole

that was devouring the universe. Yes- and you just had this look of awe and horror- and I think you're gonna have to stop the bus at a hospital and guys treated re for shot and then later on I have just had to so. I watched human centipede and of course, we, doing tons of bits. We had a human Centipede menorah YO people did know too that this film from two thousand ten is most people probably do know this, but this and if it is made up of three human, that's right, the front, the middle in the rear and they're all stitched to each other by an evil doktor. Yes, now ass yeah obviously depends on the way we want to spend some people say mouth to ass. I was asked to mouth, ok, but it also. And it's you say tomato, I say tomato, let's call the whole thing off. The original version actually of that song written in the thirties-

So you say mouth to ass, I say: asked mass rats, call the whole thing off a girl wins line, it gets the garage ones. Is it not the girl? I don't think so. It, wasn't a garage wind, say, call Porter. Let me check it out. If I'm re Emily feel really get about myself. I'm pretty sure corporal Road asked him. Martha ass. I can tell you this that this is absolutely the first time a human sent impeding call Porter have been reference. Sorry at the second time I was giving a lecture not long ago on CALL Porter and I brought up even centipede in all crowd, knew exactly what I was talking about upset it's the garage. When is it? Ok? Well, for you Look at me up those go home and I realise that I know something that you I don't work for. I thought that was a good gas and I just thought I thought it was cold water for some reason. But the point is human centipede, That's right back, asked him a sewing humility to other matters, ass, the mouth mouth to ass, in the thing that

always trying to understand about that movie, and I did watch movies- is a mad scientist, obviously cause there's, always a mad scientist yeah. My guess, is his credentials had been pulled at some point when he proposed the whole mouth to ass sewing and anyway, he's and scientists need. Does this and its neck a clear why he thinks this is a good idea. It's never clear, no purpose for it, and then he acts like this is gonna. work somehow, but they all it it. Doesn't it doesnt work? They did. Make any sense on any level and so I left a movie instead of being titillated and shot. I left being angry at the bad science I felt like he had. Let me as your issue with the fair my issue at the film is this: is he didn't think this Maybe it's a way to solve world

the hunger no does what it if it works, if you create ingest, someone's, feces and then and then expel your feces into someone else's mouth, you know me food. We would have figured that out so long ago that we would have we are dealing with this guy crackly if one was like a guide and listen. This conversation is taking a very dark turn and I understand if you're driving the car right now, you need to pull over and stop it yeah. But if in I think this is something that worked and was pretty good and had a what nutritional value. I think humans, what a figure that out years three. of human existence. They wouldn T figured it out In two thousand ten, when some coeds stumble into kooky german professors, office in the rain, and he just hits on this idea, though it doesnt work. That's my problem with it is I it's the rain these

women go to those guys how's, he is creepy from the gecko and there are like this looks, ok and they go and how that we live in your one to talk where you had. You took no social cues when you were data is true. I mean I'm sorry, you just like you and I have been in that state of peat. Yes, you have many times told me stories about. Oh, I met. this guy's seemed really weird. He had a knife, he kept itching is chasseurs came, he was wearing a sure did said I murder, and would you do well We went to a restaurant, Demi hung out at his house in the basement and he what happened when we try to stab me a couple times, but, as I cut it out, could add what happened then. Well a week later. I call them and we decided to hang in an old man and mine. You did

What happened there came at me with a flame me like a tour trying to burn me in my case, knock it off with the burning. My just barely got away. What then well seem to Morrow. A meeting in his economy to see human, certainly taking me to see human sent to feed a really theatre. Now it's his own screening Remy built out of human skulls. Oh really, what's it projected onto giant sheets of human skin? you'll. Be ok. That was you when you were single here. You know why I would argue with you, but you one hundred I went on the four worth dates of my life with the same guy. Has I've told you this year and I think that by the fourth date I was like, I loathe this person but Ike just a minute just do it anyway. I know I used Q. I guess I don't know. I know you think you would be. Open to getting human centipedes. Then I dont think I'd be

open to it, but I could see my at like I'm I'm judging these ladies- who go into this guy's house and he's like a limited drug you in whatever, but I would have probably done that and I think what would have happened is he would have right, so you to the other person, something you would have escaped run through the woods, but then come back the next day. I'll, say: hey you wanna watch this. It is four times you wanna watch I've, gotta dvd, I gotta DVD, it's pretty good from which man that's the second one, the bigger moral quandary. I'm I always ass. My wife Amanda this because she's in actors. What would you guys do if you were given a role in this movie in Europe, struggling actor like I'm. Assuming these actors were her, I mean that's. The problem is The problem is its that chance you take. I think it's very hard to recover from that role. Clearly, so I think if Dame Judy dad she had been in,

movie. If they have made that movie in nineteen sixty five and Dame Judy Dance had been in it she's a magnificent actress- I don't know but she could recover and become a dame and become one of the leading actors in the world. Maybe she could you know that all her interviews would be anyway, I'm pleasure to be here so nice to have my thing. You know second, Oscar what a wonderful yes, where no questions about human centred on the famous Judy against Helen Mirren and Eu Macao and as an incentive to three they were entered and was it was made in nineteen sixty five. All of them were in London South end. They were really starving. They need, the work, the Stevenson p came out, so it's it's those three. fantastic actors in human centipede and then they all manage to recover. Careers and go into big things, but if you bring it up, they just lose their minds,

we're not talking about that we're not thinking about it. We No, I mean he's very good. My publicist we're not talking about human centipede, but I'm sorry was you're s, wake whose job was strapped to maybe like was Dame Judy, dance. First then, and then in the killing, like the orders, important and then you'd finally get in Macao and saying what I was very upset to be? Second, I think I should First, I should be the first one receiving food and, in my view, should have been passed on you know and and, and he still ranting and raving about it forty years later and then the quarantine hidden they finally agreed to zoom reunion flats. This is to raise money tee. I learn your three of them. This is to raise money for a good cause to get by more mass and distribute them in their like very well. Let's do this

stock and stormy night is it? Yes, certainly is oh look might in the rain is german professors home it's yours go early years will go, have a look wise drugged. wait a minute you're sewing my job to harass. You monster, I think you can recover. If you were the first in the centipede didn't eat any of the shit, then I think that you can recover your career is fine. After that, I so you're saying as an act or not as a human who's been as an actor yeah. Someone has been eating shit on television for twenty eight years. I can tell you what it is. survivable. As you know, There aren't you Maybe we can get

self employed the vast yeah, let's wrap this up before we inevitably get to the point where we try to figure out which position the three of us are in this thing that ends it very quickly died is all right well onward to better things, but hey human centipede. I think there's some sequels. God knows what's in those but check it out weight, Why am I promoting Irene available or ever things are shown? I dont know that was a terrible so bad.

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