« Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Kaley Cuoco

2020-12-14 | 🔗

Actress Kaley Cuoco feels giddy about being Conan O’Brien’s friend.

Kaley sits down with Conan to talk about working with John Ritter, going full blast as the voice of Harley Quinn, horse caretaking tips, and her new mini-series The Flight Attendant. Plus, Conan laments the caloric scarcity of his new meal plan.

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All right. I do a lot of ad rates that are quite silly. This one is not silly. I take this very seriously. There are people out there that actually believe that they think it's ok to drive, stoned and a sally. The truth is your reaction. Time slows way down when your high course people in that state Dont know that they feel like they're, fine and they're. Not you know MIA putting yourself in danger, you're putting everyone else, awry and you in danger? So don't kid yourself You ve been using marijuana in any form. Please I beg of you, do not get behind the wheel. If you feel different, you drive different. Dr high. Get a do you I, this
Serious pay attention. Ok, I gotta talk about something nearing dear to my heart. Let's talk about Sal and I've wanted to talk to people about sell for a long time area cause here's the thing the way to get money to somebody? Let's say you're? Sending money to somebody who has a bank account in the? U S and lets say there are enrolled with now. They'll get the money directly into their account. Typically, who's gonna, guess in minutes, so you won't have to worry about waiting for the transfer. That's the way to give someone money. That's the way my grandmother did, which she would push a coin to my hand and then crush my fingers around the coin, the waste Superman could crush a call and turn it into a diamond. That's it my grandmother would do shit. Strong hands older, she was a boxer. Nineteen twenties, so let's face it. It's a crazy year were not used, bell to send money to show gratitude, encourage friend or family member. That's had really tough time
Maybe you want to send a little something extra to someone. Your life has been helping you out on line. You can send me money chances. Are you already have XL just open up your banking and look for it is in the banking, app of hundreds of banks and credit unions nationwide. This just makes sense. I've used so many times that so much easier to peep friends back if you go to A restaurant in one person pays, you just show you pay people back, that's the best joke over and this by casting a while when it ever paid me back. Why would I pay you back your money? You have much more money than I worked, so it is that's how it works. Really yeah. If you have a lot of money, you just pay forever blank. I I'd borrowed from a bank at the bank has alot more money than I do, but then I give back to the bank. Will that's different that took that's how credit works yet, but you're, my boss, you make more money than I do so whenever we go somewhere, you just have to pay from true. You know. I'm glad you explain to me are right
look for Xl Cells- the way to go, don't tie your money to a rock and throw it through a window. That's got started, it that's got to stop now, don't tie it to pigeon and send it and hope it gets to your art, Edna, flesh it down the toilet and hope it rides through the sewer verbose up into your friends toilet the chances are one in a quadrillion look for sale in your banking up today. My name is Cayley Cuoco and I feel guilty about being Conan. Ryan's friend,
I welcome the fence, hello. Welcome too Colonel O Brien needs a friend or as its rich on all the sheets that I have. Someone here started putting just cone see you in a f: that's the acronym for Conan, o Brien needs a friend. I know what it is now, but I dont like it. It's not a good acronym, because every time I see it on a sheet of paper, it's like Conan is fuck is well looks like to me and so I swear to God. I see it all the time and unlike what is Conan F, while also the initials you like to user seo, be right, not ceo yeah. I know I've never been seo. So when I cease Conan ass,
it just sounds like some skater punk really likes the Pied cast aside. The tone is far and then he died. He goes down a railing on his escape. What are the collar skateboards their platforms? I have no idea where they call him do you must have a cool word for their tease. You you know more than we do. You know it's not a platform. Girls no by Conan were truly are Conan his fuck. No, no, no, I'm sure I'm wrong at the fact. Don't gimme props for being right, we're gonna get alot of hate mail. Now eight mail, it I've got on board cabinet. No one gets on their platforms. I don't know I'm buying it. I could maybe you should coin it. I think that Werner I yeah flats, warm it just really roles off the dung brow. What's cravat, platform and hit the ramp their red,
now a pipe and guide I dont know I dont know I at the big you. I've never been, I'm the last person the world could ever gonna skateboard because of my high centre of gravity. I can't even picture you escaped now, I'd like to see like putting a giraffe moving little coal cards. You now putting us before long spindly legs into a little iron or co. We'll cart and shoving it down hill, exactly what would be like so anyway, you probably figured out right now that this is calmer. Brian needs, a friend or communist bloc and sorry if your children are listening with you in the carpet should know better by now joined by your son, with setting who just luxuriantly lathered her hands with what exactly is at an all. Family recipe. What is that its handler? I know I'm just curious what it so it's o keeps
working hands handling and keeps okay, let back just like the irish one thing we acquire skin gets dry my hand, lotion and beer. Those are the two things we know how to do. It gave my right. Well, you moisturize, I have not been doing it and I have the hands If a Tyrannosaurus rex yeah after it was dug up a billion years later, I have normal, clause have you ever noticed this that hands always give away. I've noticed this and and mad goarly joining us as well. Hello man, I gotta, have noticed this number. Have you noticed it too? and I don't mean to be cruel, but the hands or the one thing that don't lie. Over the years I have had many celebrities on and I swear to God I mean I thought like loudest. Celebrity looks really good and I'm talking to them in person here and bay. They looked very attractive then, and there
and I said well, I I thought they were older cause. They thought they ve been run along time, but there must be much younger than I thought and then they raise their hands scratch their face or something and suddenly a turkey's claw comes up I know a guy and it's so beautiful woman, or some amazing guy, like some a list actor and their talk into an there like. If you don't mind, I'm just going to take a lifesaver right now and then suddenly, a mummies, gruesome, Mitt freshly extracted from the tomb rises up and its holding a pineapple lifesaver independence Ivory Coast, and then the mic goes back down again in the first second always revealed there really for thousands of years old and they ve been raised by some incantation to leave the pyramid and stock the living. Yet upon their flags,
anyway. I wanted was being. Why should I verily useful fella yeah and then I sometimes looked down at my hands, and I am horrified because I dont moisturize at all. Do you once more? I don't want to I'm not gonna use o keeps I happen to know the ok Centre of revenge ass. They grew up next door, the Oki America's, like what scam can we work? Next? Take this site off the ground, pretend its hand lotion well architects in some each will buy it now. I know I looked down occasionally at my hand, and I it really does look like a lab skeleton with a wedding ring on so I mind you can't the hands, don't lie, that's the message that you can get. It may declare handling handling. If I don't think there is a hand left, you notice, they should market is mittens. That look like a younger hand. You now, so you just put mittens on and it's actually like us.
Photograph of a much younger persons, hand, but it mean they notice that they fingers have no articulation that their things are always closed. Details are fake. Whatever, who cares the other nail stick on? On top? Occasionally they pop off. You can also eat them. Their made a little hard hand that doesn't make, and someone sees you with hay caught his hands. Look really good and I take off a nail and I start shooting Maybe it's really marzipan someone market that I want to sell. That's a great idea, someone market that hands beyond I'd, call it hands beyond, and you just raised mittens you put on bury it so it stops at your wrist or do you put it all? Is it at long last year? Rest? Is it photo realistic? Yes, vote a realist. Who should do that as much for the show, but it's your hands that people can get a great idea, girls, you want my freckled gnarled can
fresh from the grave by the way is a horrifying. I could think I know I know I just I'm trying to help people, because that's what I've noticed people ask me going on which the one thing you ve learned after twenty eight years of interviewing some of the biggest celebrities in the World Day in and day out, the hay, don't lie, you know that should be the name of your memoir people shouldn't say, talk to the hand because the hand deceives away the sun that's right, that's what that's why people say talk to the hand because you'll get the truth. Yes, heart that's not what talk to the hand means no. It does now, though, talk today and is like talked the Hamleys. Don't talks may face cause, it's not war. I nobody well meaning of talk to the hand. It would be comin you quite useful. Oh yeah talk to the hand, and then I raised my hand and suddenly they see well. Basically,
you ve, seen some one person like nine hundred years ago and they died and entire pit. They fell into at nine hundred years ago, while hunting a rat and they make take them up and there still some skin on their hand, but they spent nine hundred years and a bog, that's my hand of specific, that's my hand. What are you know? The thing is too, though, what you can do to help that is most rise and I've, given you the option to my surprise and you're, discriminating against the hand lotion, I'm not gonna use o Keefe. What the hell. I look to the irish forgiveness for knit caps. Nothing else. I really irish. If the Irish made a car couldn't How did you here there's a new is a new car market cosmic molecules. No one's gonna buy that car. Oh there's, a new type of surgery that they can do on your eye. Oh yeah, what's it called man Milanese eyes, surgeon? Now I don't want that surgery. The eye
irish names, don't inspire trust unless it's Guinness or a really good tweed cap, my my heart. They say I have a problem with my heart valve: oh yeah, you gonna, get an operational gonna, get a bypass, you gonna yeah, I'm thinking of getting one is a new procedure. They have it's called showing his brow tyrant, twisty, oh I don't want that extraordinary. How many times it work s, work, tweets, butts you'd die. Everyone dies on the table parties are fine procedure. Anyway. We can't wait anymore time. We got a fantastic yesterday, yes guest whose actually here in person yeah- and this is so nice- that user in person- because, as you know during these times these covered times? We, we talked a lot of people remotely and
it's, been really got. It's been finally been having a blast, but it's just extra special in Iceland And- and I really do I'm just very grateful that you could be her in person. We both been very safe she's here. My guest today start as penny for twelve seasons in they hit CBS Series, the Big bang theory. Now you can see her in the new Hp O Mac Series, the flight attendant Healy, Loco, welcome, without getting where'd you get out of my guy, that's the only could be so. Many different noises that was leaving Gary value being guilty, I am guilty to because we, in doing so many of these over zoom because of the pandemic. Yes, and then we heard that you were. Willing to do that? You said you'd be willing to come in and speak to me in person which vary
Women are even before the bandit. I have a security waiting in the car. I does that mean. Oh what I meant to give this a chance, and I really just wanted to see Sonia to be honest
No, I'm sorry and MAC orally. I feel like. I know you guys and I were in the room with us right now. Conan I'm excited to you. I'm really excited about your teeth. Ok, I listen you address in we're going to edit this all out. Sound quality told us very early sign from our engineering the sound quality on those complemented shown in early sillier earlier now, there's yeah Renault Koning. If you wanna, take forty five minutes or so just now when I walked in said that he had allotted six hours, for this is that if I were you guys? Yes exactly reality, they said I'm having an italian meal sent in a tight, a tie meal centre for hours after the international. Yes, yes, I just want to experience. If we're gonna have a flight of wines, no I'm! So I adore you, but also the fact that you're here in person
the zoo move at all is is just is so difficult that same year and we're here and now we are separated. I just want to assure buddy you buy what looks to be these spit guard from a sizzler restaurant accepts. The salad they put up is big member that yeah fiddler. Yes, I do remember that my mommy to take me thereafter additions to learn. I was our special when I first came, this is when I first came. This is probably before you were born Kaylee, but when I first came out to LOS Angeles, I graduated college, I came out to LOS Angeles with with my riding partner, Greg Daniels, and we were just these two single guys that didn't do anything. we thought that it was so cool to go to the says- and I remember Then you get your own trade and then you put it in member telling people back home. We eat
This is why I didn't eat out when I was growing up, and so I was being ragging to people and I may have tried to take a date to this is their which may explain eleven years of celibacy. They used to have escaped fighting. They had like ice cream. You could do this world there, like you, go up to the ice. Yoshino get the swirl right at the sisler
you know what Sunday when this is all over. Clearly I'm taking you to this is that I get a I'll get a pass for my wife I get to pass from your husband was love that go to sizzler no monkey business. Now I will hold onto your trade. I will handle both trains and we will go to the sisler. Oh my goodness, yeah. No, I I'm I'm thrilled thrilled that you're. Here I mean we had a great zoom interview. We did and you wore a nightgown I did and then I beg, do you like it come on your part cast. I think I pressure deal didn't need. Any pressure on I've into an active star in the night can wants to come talk to you in the studio. Why did a very sexy, nightgown it's! The best fire, no, I think any night sexy, I think if you had been dressed like a gold minor, you know with like with the button.
Matches in the back. You know like in and out of an excited, you know so well, I gotta tell you I don't want to make your had to beg by this is on my work bucket list, o cool, yet the the other was was it showed during a pandemic, which is weird that came true. It did country. I am going to talk about that because this wasn't. This is some project you put together while enduring pandemic when everything's been shut down. Yes, I still can't Blemmyes now been three years in the making and yeah finished at its wild and an except for the only person who seems to work steadily is Tom cruise. Every time I read pick up the paper pick up. The paper you're, the guy, isn't I have on our aid. I go get a newsboy gives it to me, MR they sank. The Lusitania and Tom Cruise is doing stanza, Spain thanks boy, how I got up and consumption but anyway I hear he's
He still currently wire game. Yes, he was honor, finding new ways to die during a pandemic going all his own son, yes face trial, he's in his late seventies, now still furthermore, and put rockets on at no time isn't a good idea and then fire me into the sight of a bank it's a pandemic, I know not a good idea now. when I think about this because you shot this project the flight attendant, you shot it. I mean all over the place to ram Thailand dry out. We went to Thailand. It was a year ago this month, which is crazy, and then we went to Rome January February right before every link shut down right, which is why? Because we shut
the finale and gently we went out of order. You had to wait. You had to go away till told everything calmed down again to restart shooting right. Yes, so we went, we shot the finale in January, so we kind of swapped it up, and then we came back to New York and we re we're doing eight episodes in got shut down during episode. Sex and that's another layer hold out it's finished and then we went home and then I just went back again. I have quarantine so many times like it's crazy right when back to New York finished a couple months ago, and now we got it which was Emily all looked a little bit different yeah, but we did. I saw a trailer for a couple of days ago and it looks fantastic you know like it really looks. It looks sort of like a great company. mission of intense, but also some nice white moments to want to know. What's so now things have the trailer. Oh I loved it. I watched it with Poland. And I
just really enjoy life. My also used by any chance I have signed by linking again I'm getting some bad engineering really must naturally Larry I hear about a year ago we were at thirty four megahertz air. When we did me man on Earth Authority, you know what that means sure. Just came in any does names it really hurts alive. So don't know what we're gonna do. As we all know, we remove any part. Also, we ve been finding the listener. Ship really dropped ass. Won't it's all about and listen I'm just going off of Emma Guy is all about statistics re out right. You know, you read all the stuff about podcast its stats like staff. This- adds and reviews everything and we get a huge drop off and we lose a lot
advertising too much about so. Let's just keep the full shot. I got all right. Ear skate got it on the rapidly aging sad headed Irishman, my jaw just fell off, as I was last guy now you know clearly I have to say I I will attest to the fact that you are right very, very nice person in just at the time that I have encountered you on the one about his lot when you're working on big bang all those years, just helium seabright. Yet you seem like such a normal, healthy person and at the risk of being an actor and starting it. but she young age bracket go so rightly pointed out to me. I can it can go so wrong and I've almost to the point where I think children shouldn't be allowed to be actors because it can go so wrong, but something went really right with you is. Are we talking? Is this parenting is this: just also year genetics what
That is a very nice normal person lets us where we were neighbors for many years on that on their Warner Brothers lot. You know I started when I was really wouldn't really little. I have the greatest parents in the world, I dont know I've managed to stay so normal right. I have a life outside of that. Exciting life added my work life. That I think is super important. I remember when I was little my mom she's to say, like you, can't put all of your eggs in one basket. She always said that to me, and so she didn't want me just to be an actor. I did so many things when I was younger. You know I played sports and I loved the arts, and I am went away to camps in one of my friends and so any sort of audition or things that didn't go. Well. Never it didn't get me down. You know I didn't so I always had something else to go to, and that excited me, and I think that was super important and a lot of you. I feel like that's the missing link with some of these kids, who are working
even young teenagers run up like it's all about this until the devastation is so hard when you don't get a job, or I mean you're going to hear no so many more times than you're going to hear yes- and I have heard my share- I don't hear no anymore, but I did for a long time. We can properly understand a little it now being tomorrow. I'm sayin constantly usual, let's just say that I was told no before I got famous told no after I got to say this. I spent the first couple of years of late night. Any article about the show was just know just said now. I now make this stop be doing this and then I've been I've. Been I've been married, happily married, but married in a healthy marriage, which means I'm told no regularly about everything, and now I have teenage children. They their delight in I just tell me I'm an idiot now I need I remembered Gary shambling visiting the set of my show. This is the late night show years ago.
But he visited the set and then he came into my dressing to have a heart to heart with me and say: how's it going and how you doing and- and he said you have do you have too many? Yes, men around, you I said Jerry I would kill for just want. One person says yes just because, rain. Ah, my star power. No, and I call it gravity. I really think gravity is the thing it saves our asses over and over and over again, which is just the gravity of people in our lives that I like now now your ass. right. What are you talking about it? The yes men and I feel like a lot of people, are surrounded by that, and I just never was I never was in it was. I was great for me and I also think that I mean prohibiting a little bit, but when I was on the german or show that was a big experience for me, especially working John was my big as an example of such class. Did you know him yeah? I was going to. If you didn't mention him, I was going to bring him up and I am so glad I always
you did, you did eight simple rules with John Ritter and obviously I John Ritter, just this incredibly naturally gifted in, like the Dick Van Dyke mode, complete pack It's a physical comedian, but also very dexterous for a verbal and so like oh and winning ass, so I just drew up thinking that guy's rate and their magic actor too. He was yelling at me He was terrific, and so you know what our show us. struggling early on. We, I got this call that John Redder wanted to come, do the show up, and he and his wife came- and he was so incredibly nice to me and went well. Out of his way. To just say I think I like what you're doing and gave me advice, and oh me stories about working with loose. your ball and just told me me under his wing a little bit and I was devastated when he passed away because an end
People need to remember not only how talented he was, but just such a supernaturally nice person, kindness person in the whole world Emmy. He, You re actually were animals hilarious that he was so nice everybody. I remember that when we are first on the show and because it was a ABC choke affiliated with Disney, we did this big press thing Disneyland and how old would you be a baton? Sixteen ochre sixteen and it was like my first time, experience with kind of doing press for show and John was there. We did this big photo up and John said in the afternoon. He brought his own kids and we all we're gonna go ride the rights in afternoon. Right and you know he had security in all these people. I dont remember making it to one ride because he stopped for every single person, every child adult that wanted a picture of them, wanted to shake his
and four hours, and he would take the time it was really unbelievable cause. They are like a lot of people now you know, put their heads down and walk forward and right there, not generous thou well, when he just would give his time. I mean it was really I've never seen anything like it. He was also the king of the dad joke he had for jokes, letting you tell her the years, and I always, but I'm never going to laugh at that again at every type of his his favorite joke. We used to do these things there in the living room we be eating, and so there always chips are out and he would come up behind me or any of us any booted chip on my shoulder and goes Java chip on your shoulder and any walk away. A fiery eyes. I do with it so silly I didn't I went and I would fall. I just love. I love that I'm a big believer that even a lame joke, if you committed
wait and I mean for a period of years and what I love to do as I love to do that, and then a pull the people around me and say was at funding funny, and yet they get so worn down after whilst zone are doing. I do this all the same. I was pretty funny. It was funny that, and they get worn down to the point of just say like yeah. Yes, even though I've done it a million times- and it was never funny it s- a you're a kind of performance are like someone in another world has whining, and I have to do this nine billion time. I think John felt that exact same way he just had a family, which is that he would do. He was the guy that I feel like during the second world. He wanted to make the audience laughed so hard, not even just at the dialogue, but he loved to break. He would break on purpose and we re doing is seen. I mean we were doing a suit. You know the Father daughter emotional scenes that we
Can you be so serious and ignore he go? Does anyone else have to pee died? You die any didn't every shown. I you're in the crowd, really they loved it and I ended up emulated a lot of that. When I went on a big bang is I I would do breaks on purpose, I would make them laugh and the audience they just feel so connected to. You is right who you know I've always been a big believer in like if there's an audience there. I know there are times and I've I've been parts of other shows your productions where they'll stop the show and they almost act like yeah the honest we find and worry about them. Who we're gonna, stop it now and do some? fixes and Emma was acknowledged. Allow aloud. I know they're right there and I'm so needy that I will
like the way into the crowd. I mean this is pre cove aid, but I wouldn't weight into the crowd and like try and individually warm everyone up and there's a warm up come here and there like none. I got the summit, I didn't you know how I I've got to tell all of them. Know that I was unhappy. you know it's funny is that you It obviously had success at a really young age, but you know something like the Big Bang theory which last for so long and set, I think, said a record beyond the longest running multi camera sitcom. You now are probably in your everyday life. Confronted with the image of yourself, you too, waiting to get on an airplane, you're waiting. You know or your at sands, how? U yours you pause anywhere there's a public screen. The show is playing all the time. Are you
Kay with seeing yourself or make the first season or too you know it's it's. It's interesting aunt JANET conversation that girlfriend about this recently, because I truly not that I really care, but I really have grown up in front the camera. Like you, I played my age, I'm I'm turning thirty five in two weeks and I played my age since I was like seven years old, and so everyone has seen me kind of grow up and I've watched like that doesn't happen. You don't get other people's kind of watching you change and all this stuff, it's very very strange to kind of, except you know getting older and not looking the way that it did before, but the earliest episodes of big bang. I mean I can't believe how many air style lad, I'm just like the different clothes and it's very weird, I much more. Ok watching the earlier seasons, as opposed to the more reason when I was at the recent ones, are still too recent from it on two emotional for me, but like the early early ones, feel like a different person and feel like a different time. So I'm able to watch them and laughed. Oh, my god of a song, but the recent ones are top. It was,
hard. It was a strange kind of getting out of that and figuring out what the next step was going to be. It was very weird in my mind. I was going to be on at four hundred and twenty. well go even yeah yeah, I just kept happening and what are the things that I think I can kind of relate to it, and I have a friend or two who can relate to what I've been really good friends forever with LISA Kudrow and you clearly this body of work that lasted for a really long time and in his so I conic and you ve, been part of the same thing and what I think people don't realize is that when you I'll have people come up to me and they'll reference, something and I dont know what they're talking a bright and I've had people say to me: this happened at work once I've. I think I've I mentioned, and after that I always wanted to work.
With MRS would you talking about? You did a scene with him and I said no, I didn't I didn't, and they said you know you did you work with Jerry or back and you did a scene with him and I went no, but I really wish I had done like a fake, dramatic seen him anyway, you dead. Ninety nine for and I said I actually did not desire, idolize, jury or back, and then they went and got the table and put it in and it's a full on seeing that I shot with him and idle eyes and all my god, it's just this. First fall, I should tell people now, I'm a rap. the deteriorating. I think seriously wrong. I mean people know. I think people fear that I've been hearing everything I know, but I also think it's just you know. There's probably apis. Episodes are things that you did where whatever summoned did, you know dumped caramel on your character and an if someone said you have you ever had Carmel dont on you, you'd say like now. Remember that I remember everything you do.
Can we still I care about you and that's why I brought it was Ryanair three year I know really stay. It's not you smell like three year old Kara, we're that he is thereby offals. Now, there's all this weird stuff stuck to your hundred posts. It notes that everything that some of them are leaving Europe Mostar know it's there. It's some of them very liking weeks that have just blown. I know, but I remember everything yes and the weird part, as we did a little thing wink when Johnny. I did this after the show special woodchuck lorry after we were wrapped, they did attested me to see. If I could remarks, I have a thing either kind about photogenic memory, so I remember every outfit for you. I can you. I could tell you out that I was wearing in every seen, run they tested me and I got every single one, There are like a kid and I knew exactly what I was wearing and what my hair looked like and what lip glass I had on. That's a we're. I know other says that such a specific.
Super power. I can remember everything I was wearing it right, but how do you solve crime with that? And I don't think that doesn't help me always lose the murderer. I don't know, but I was what I know what she was lit clause. Yes, moral foundation, glad I dont know what do I know. I don't know anything. I just really shocked by. I brought this up because the other day they keep reposing on different sites, old clips of things. I've done here and there was one. I don't know how old I was at the time but I have super alongside beryllium and your kind of sharp at the bottom and, unlike I never did that s idea it's right there and they look like a river boat gambler. Why did I do that?
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it's amazing all by itself. You don't I mean it's a great. You even have to have it with anything. No normally, when I'm having whisky, I'm like I'd better, go grab a european of butter, advise ourselves how yes or yeah, often when offered peanut butter, even as a child, I would say where's the whisper. I got turnout of food, summer camps for saying right, screwball tastes, amazing all by itself at seventy prove food and have it need you can have it on the rocks. You can have it as a shot. You know get that peanut butter hit yeah, making cuts tells replace your usual whisky was screwball and you get Ale, who knew ballgame, vanilla ice cream, take a scoop of that, but screwball on it, You know added to coffee hot chocolate ignore go. I don't know, I just think you're so many ways not drink screwball. That's right, Matthew, light you love screw by. I got somethin, it's my dad got it for me and I love it. You know it's cool about screwball, the original and most awarded of all the peanut butter. Whisky sow yeah lots of competition. That's it
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Add me. Instead, you like, what did they send you to daffy duck jail you out of this whole new. Had me literally careering we're elaborating the so hard. I don't recall, I've comply play forgotten, who you are by the way. Doesn't it very attractive blonde woman in here with me and I'm not sure this is Kobe's safe? She claimed she was on some show about a bang, I don't know you know it's fun, though, that I want to ask you about this, because you you you voice Harlequin years, the decent universe, and that is a show that does not have to be like big Bang theory appropriate like a snap of tuna, mean and I'm guessing vat must be fun for you. It's almost like they. Let you off a leash after all these years and you get to really go for it so cool. When I first read the first script of that, I thought it was a joke. I said we can't you can't say these things. I can't say to me
So outrageous and graphic- and they said no, it's DC, you could do. We can say anything, and so they just let me be psycho. They let like this inner psycho come out and it's become this week little phenomenon. This little show people lot of April. Do love in acid or children, not for children where people love it and they actually have rules about what You can say how many times has cracked. Yes, yes, I feel, for you say this the pod cash. You can say whatever you haven't custody, I'm actually quite passed. I have a test today. I cuss when the mule through it, but I haven't cuss since then that we said too many times was the c word, which is such an inappropriate word, but we got this nope after you could only see
like fifteen times in an episode and we had exceeded it, and then we also exceeded the F word. I know this is why you cannot watch you know. Children can watch the show, but the F word you can say Emily type, but we got you. The c word we had said to me nice way to cut it down, but I never thought I'd be a conversation that I would be having. Anybody right. You can say the F word last hurry, thirty time. Why would you limit on thirty November, parliament how I have an innocent, a guy they're, going to instil a pro by its five hundred million for three more present in that it makes no sense to so weird. I don't understand it either, but it's been a fucking black ass. Much yeah. I would think of any just really fun to go for it just think I just literally go psychotic and until it they've never told me it's too much and I just go bigger and bigger and bigger, So do you find I find that when I'm allowed to completely let myself go
in some sort of performing space or even here on the pied cast on the rare occasions that I really let loose on a sofa or a goarly rare had just what a fine by the hour come home and all my aggressions are gone, because if you let it out yeah, I let it out against these. Two people are only trying to help me clearly. Audience is on their side. Yeah, I'm clearly just a madman. I didn't. I didn't a tv show, maybe he's a thing right now with reinterpreting he's, though, he's the host of the delay. Each show. In Ireland, ain't late, Shelly, like yeah with reinterpreting and he's a lovely guy and I just did it before you came here. I did over Zoom, think it's gonna be iron. Ireland tonight, but he's a big family
podcast yeah, and he was saying you know Europe. I won't do an irish tax and clearly have hit you whenever I do in irish acts and it's the lucky charms guy, and that is another man caught in a bright and that's nice idea. That's all! It's been a long time now. He didn't say anything like that. He is a very intelligent and lovely man in very funny and waited, but anyway he was talking about. How is a fan of the show, any listen to it and in which I love he's in Ireland, and I just love when they hear that someone's listening to it across the pond or anywhere and he's Adam You really tough on an answer here your associates, sociopath and I was thinking well lament we, yes, I think so we will get it back to you tat much. Is you give it to us, but you're, the one who comes off as the villain, and I think that size that reactionary with Union Zulu. If you think you know things now, man to his credit, Matt
is a hard working, diligent fine citizen off MIKE ok, but Sonia soda and end, and so he deserves praise soda gets away with murder. You know I didn't have professional life router. That is Turkey. I do I really do. I know my mouth works hard and I I don't know where you guys are getting our work. I didn't say you unless you say you worked hard. Did I say that I thought you didn't yeah. You days only said that no sooner said- and I think I said- you're like a good citizen and responsible person sooner regularly throughout our bar belong time. Together now, ten years and ten year, Levin yeah I'll say like Sony, you know that medicine that I take to keep me alive that the doctor says I have to have that pill every day and she's like I did you get that I asked you for temperament now,
Do it just smile shall say: didn't do it. I have other things to the big bang. Here knew I loved her new, so you re you're a horse person. Yes, you love the horse and I love the horse. I bring us up because my wife was obsessed with horses for awhile and had horses and I never understood it and they think they're magnificent animals, but I didn't get I didn't understand. I would go with her since I ride she. owed for many years and then she decided to taper it off. Ok, I think she had a bad, for I think she got a little rattled via that can happen and the horse was Rattlety. Ass decided not to be a haughty. I gave it up the courses now are just see. Man now does love the idea of a horse getting discouraged, though,
security for me to be a horse and more than a billion torrent turtle, our right you're out, I guess, but anyway she is doing as much about. I was amazed at how much goes into force. While, however, it is. I used to like an idiot, think you'd get on a horse. He had now and you write it around, but you're controlling it with your butt. Yes, eyes light, it adds a lot, a leg, its young people don't understand, and even if they sit on want to walk around how sorry you will be the next day. Yes, it's very very physical. It's very physical and also very emotional, very sensitive. You know you, it's the only sport I feel like where you're you're, if an animal you're one in one with this animal and you there's no phone there's. No, you have to be so present no matter what your emotion is, they are going to feel that from you in a really interesting. You know there are incredibly,
intuitive and there they they understand, what's happening, they only they came in and they have. I was sort of interested because my wife was so into it. I tried to do it a little bit and when my problems is, you may not have noticed, but I have it just proposed nobody has mentioned this many times before, but I have a small torso I have in, credibly long way. I would sit on a horse and if the horse wasn't really tall or a sack on my feet would drag practically dragged along with the horse and then the horse. If you do, I could tell them for that year. Well, they wouldn't say that, but I could not tell the horse thought. I was a lady act and I got very self conscious about it because he thought the worst is making fun of them. They are
area into it and the horn- and I could tell the horse- was talking to the other horse nurse who should lose good for sure that they are very intuitive, though no one there'll be like people, don't think that they have such strong personalities, but each of our horses I mean they're. So specific. One thing like one thing: one likes the other: why me when I come in, I believed that they all know. It's me my as kind of thinks, I'm crazy, I'm even my husband's horse guided, but I'm getting much more royally attached to the horses right than he does it. I was amazed at how long the pre whores ritual. Just go in and jump on a horse. I see my wife go in and they'd be like tat. The minutes of life. First, I'm gonna wipe down there.
poor. I'm gonna do this and I am a do that then we'll give it some hay than I'll give it. You know cheeseburger whatever his along this road and that's where the horse through or by actually I got digest. The is going there is a lot of pre game. We have a team of people that takes care of that for us money, our work, you know just so many but know it takes a lot of work and people don't understand how much goes into a mean. Our horses get you're. Gonna think this is so crazy, but they get acupuncture. They get chiropractor. They get massage posts. Work ice baths heat up their legs all these different. It's it's really crazy rise crazy, but it has you because they're they're athletes like its hyper. Form in sport and they have to take care of their bodies, Whittaker their bodies like we take care of ours. I am had this incident with David Letterman when he would. retiring when he was leaving CBS. He sent me a gift and it showed up
we have talked about this and attention to time, heard this and at the time- and it was very funny very- it was kind of a prank, but I heard this big thing is coming for me and I following while Dave's getting me a poor yet where he super rich. She now David Letterman and there are like a big truck- is bringing it on the lawn unlike well. I hope it's blue gazelle, like Blue and then It's a horse. Oh my god. I entered that and it was a horse and what I didn't realize is like. I thought he was. If those really funny Joe gonna take a picture of me with the horse and I said to him, but then no one, delivered the horse said anything to me and what they are supposed to do was like then take the horse back. It was just a joke, but I thought It was really in charge of this horse, so we like found a place.
For it to stay, and so I think it was a little bit of a misunderstanding there, and I was like I didn't mean for you to keep an eye, would mean that horse of an end- and it was just a joke like maybe bring it out on the air- is something but I thought will day wouldn't want me to This is a private gift between me and so I completely misunderstood. It's such a letter I mean it's holler knows hilarious is actually hilarious, but then I was like I've got to take care of this hurry up and then I said we can't take care of his horse, so my wife found a place a school where they teach people together
horses massage. So we sent this horse to go, live at a place where it gets Marseille all day long out of the way they like it seen haven't. Yet. No, that's amazing. So right by that we're exactly exact right by that of our yeah where's, probably thinks there softening me up to eat me. We're just going to soften your muscles. A little more detail to my friend the view lawyer a hoarse voice. That's more! very specific patrols, normal rather Neil Voice coding. So let's talk about now, I want to ask you about the flight attendant, yet I encourage you to go and look at a trailer for this cause. This is based on a book. Yes, and you are the on that said. I want to option this. I want to try and do this, but I haven't read the book: didn't repeat the black now I saw the cover that have arisen,
I love, that that is so something that I do I was like. I was so slowly and flew out. Who did not come true, looks high. She did option if she did girl with blood heroes like that could bring. Me is getting ready to go for this one that I called, and the first thing I asked my attorney was, I think, can you just check that Reese Witherspoon didn't get his rights, so that through this book is Reese always get there s eyes. I knew it. She's got people in their getting all the books she bought. Our cast half an hour ago? No hurry here we all work for reasons that I shall good. She is and then I went downstairs to leave and she had bought my cause. You by your are she obstinately fire she ox under our actions by option in my voices right now of area you re raised? No, she knows that she's doing I'm just trying to yellow in her footsteps. So anyway turnout. She D,
which was a miracle and you like fought for these rights, oh and by the way, my team who early just saw, but the book kind rather covering without one sentence. The, and where did you think of that? Couldn't admit to my team that I haven't read again, but I also knew there was gonna take a while to get the right. Some, like all, have time to read that I'd like to believe me. You still haven't read it. I don't know what happened under the cited as you are to what I said. The word I told me to say it made the motions they told me to make exactly right. That's exactly right, so I M very excited just like you. I saw the trailer riveting freeway got the rights, and I I had read the book by that point, but my team they kept asking like so what's it about like this, is what it? What makes? What makes you love it's much
like outages. I have a really early and I got this guy feeling millions data Viet and I really couldn't tell him evenings and read it. It's like you are taking your way school through a book reports or totally. So what made you love the book. Johnny remain. I just had a feeling DE minus I just do the journey remain. Guy he's gotta lotta, pluck weight plus exact, Ok, so I got out of giving the rights. I obviously read the book and I was actually relieved that I like Dick, that would have such a thing didn't like it. After all that work so funny, if you just went through airport bookstore of such just randomly pointed to books that you like
can call you are turning get me that book. You know it analyses shows you rarely Jean packaging with me. Eleanor make sure your cover is good book. You just option was get a better, but how do you see? This is a dramatic role. You guys figured out, I'm a writer I painted I don't know your and our shared. What my dear dear Brianna, worried about are very serious is there a murders? No she just does he's exercise. I've got to have it, I mean, I have it and I will have it. I think I would I am not an actor despite everyone's desperate pleading. For me to get into the acting game, can you without a lot of people wanted? Do you a lot of an aid just a lot of money alone? My crew
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he's cholesterol, lowering medication and now he's getting into his reasonable car driving, reasonably back home, like where he will take that cholesterol, lowering medication- and you know you know you know- that's and you know what that turned out to be a brilliant cause. I'm one of those guys were paparazzi can have the camera around their neck they see me walking by and all they to do it's digital, so they don't. Even how we have to do is raise it push the button and I can see I'm trying to make the decision to going. I think it so There is no hurry hurry, I'm waiting a horse at the you off
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so much for weight loss. It just post, awake, regenerate yourselves. Whatever she was gonna do this. I don't know, I think it's maybe cove id and just me at home and saying in a wet, let's out on me to I just said meet you did it. I did it so I said I wanted you this too, and she said really. I said, yeah If you're doing it, I'm gonna do we'll do it together, so we each got these boxes of food that was pushed, alas, is one for each day it was fun, I've days, they seem not alive. It was allied, it was not a lot now. It was scientific. It was safe, but it was not alive. There was very little food and so was like I'm alone the bar you could have in the morning. There was like a hundred eighty calorie lunch was a hundred and ten calorie dehydrated soup and then
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happy. I've heard of it. I ve never seen untasted movie and it's it's got Steve, Mcqueen and Dustin Hoffman Cool, and if this classic tale of these two guys who were sent to a french p, oh colony in Guyana and like the nineteenth thirties and I'm watching, this movie and there's these iconic scenes is very famous movie. This happens. yesterday were Steve. Mcqueen is trying to escape so they throw him into solitary confinement for two years in a dark room and they put him on half rations because he won't give up the name of the person who helped him trying to escape. He won't give up the names they put him on a half rations, so he's starving to death, and there's this really famous Seymour Esteem, the queen's in there and his hands are shaking and use Oh, you can see, there's a tiny little shaft of light and you see this little bug this roach or centipede go by and is his lips? skinny hands reach over and grab at an end. This but
centipedes getting away any tries again to grab because he wants to eat it and I'm in the room watching Tv- and I my guy, can't it wait. Gotta get if you gotta get the centipede, because I wouldn't at that moment have even the centipedes you your comparing yourself to a man and woman in solitary what I'm sayin, that I got to the same level of desperation, Stephen. means character. Pappy on was put in. On Devils Island in a closed dark room for two years, and given just a little bit of broth at me, We had been shown a piece of beef, but not actually the but the beacon, the broad, never touch and he's dying, and I'm there like yeah me too, here in western allay my nice how's, this pop up denying myself food because someone said it may we generate now in our growth get me increasing longevity
time passed when she will so you're not going to die in a year anyway. Cuz I'm going to do something stupid like take a transistor radio to the bathtub, and you know anyway, it was just so ridiculous, but I was like yeah let's go in. I man get. That is I'm right there with you, Steve, Mcqueen, Gibbon, it's not the same at all is ok. I know what it's like. I look a lot of people out. There sometimes think I'm one was celebrities, its last touch, but let's sit at the record of it. I just did five days of a medically approve fast that came with lots of packets that eight and various pills and super. So I know what it's like to suffer: we're? U smelling food which like when I when I did land and I gave up chocolate. I would go to the pantry hints and smell the chocolate just said
I let my old writing partner, Gregg Daniels he's gonna be mad that I'm revealing this, but he tried to give up sugar completely for well when he loves sweets and he gave for a really long time and has to go out and I pies tie the pie and then he just dick his nose into the pie and smell and smell, apply for a while and then and then put the pie back down and not eat the I'm sorry. If you don't know that, I know these guys gonna you create the he created. You know that at the american Office and parks and where he's a genius is a hell of a hill, is genius comedy writer, but he was I ain't pie taken him out and sticking his face in women's smelling them that's crazy. I remembered I did this when I was a kid my brother Luke every week, new comic books would come out here, going he'd get caught and by them- and he had the kind he liked and I like the kind of light he would buy them and he would read them and enjoy them I would by them remember doing it
for a whole summer and then come up in my room in a drawer. What's had not read it, I say I'm going away this at the end of the summer and I read them all at once in it's gonna, be Orient school, and I kept because something's wrong with me. So I kept not reading my comic books. I was like nine years old and I just kept putting them in a drawer and denying myself the comic books and then It got really late in the summer and it was time to go back to school and I was like Wade. I didn't read the comic books, it's time to go, read them all at once in one glorious, but then my mother was thick with I go and come on which one are you. I said, third from the for about and what the? U K now I'm counting on like getting out of here. Man you're, not from Ireland. We ve been in this country for a couple hundred years. Judges that affect any idiots.
my region tunnel was waiting to freedom. I didn't sherry over the summer. Has they came out like your brother? Did? I can't remember his name: because I wanted to save in a catholic way I myself up fact any ideas come out of the way from Ireland that a little boat mob we're all born here. You grew up. You went to the law school went African, Yale, I don't want you weren't. I touch and she had a parrot on her shoulder. Why true story? She was a pirate due to sell this. Having sees men way true story on a fast mother, a pirate Gregg Daniels.
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