I might need luke wilson, and I feel that, on the advice of my council, its best that I've agreed to be clear about being conan, O brien jack's, that's a lovely way to start what could have been a wonderful interview back to banish the fence. Hello, welcome to come. The brine needs a friend, fine programme for you storm. How does it work? Podcasting episode, it's an episode, yeah! Ok,

What do you know what you're doing? I don't? I really don't know what these are. You know for years. I'd say: welcome to the show tonight right, even that wouldn't apply anymore, because now it's the streaming era, so god knows when people are seeing things, but so much of my life for so long was. This is the show tonight. Folks, and now we live in this other world, where someone may down load, this stood so far, so good thirty five years from now true and it should feel as relevant to them, then as it does to us now, to a certain extent. That's why I like to try and keep these things evergreen. I don't mention who's president. I never refer to anything. That's happened in the news I like to generic things like well, it sure is good that the human race still exists. You know what you are, what you're the top gun maverick of podcasting as they don't mention the war and even the enemy fighters are called fifth generation fighters and it's the most benign an offensive anime. My favorite thing. I went to see that and I really enjoyed it. I really loved the movie. It was really fun, but when it was over and the lights came up, I turned to my son and I said now:

Why were we at war with Vermont yeah? It's intrigue me that you don't know what the country is. They don't really say what it looks like. Vermont is nancy snow, peak tales and evergreen trees, and then my son was like well, you know they were trying to corner the arrow. He said they had a secret production facility that was making maple syrup and that's what we had to destroy. So we were just riffing off that, but it was so funny to me like vermont, went and did it they they threw down on us. We are going to go after Bernie went rogue, but I loved the bad guys in that movie. Again it was so good at like okay, they seem nefarious. I don't know why that country had such better fighters than we do it, and I thought no. We spend a lot of money on our military I'd like to speak to someone in our war department. Why do we have far inferior fighter? Planes to vermont

it just doesn't seem right why I went to see that movie and when the end, not it's not really a spoiler, but there is a point where they end up in a classic f fourteen fighter jet that looked down at my seat at fourteen yeah, oh in the theater. Oh, I thought you were referring to your cock. Is a fighter jet wait. I thought that's what I can look down at my pants fourteen. You dirty devil, I'm confused. What do you mean I was in the theater? Was in row, f come on wow. That's all guide, you guys! That's an incredible story. First of all, your top gun know you guys are talking about keeping this podcast every evening, you're tired of the game. When I watched the first star wars when it was over, I looked on him. I see it was

I see three p m. I see this guy knows aren't talking at odds with your movie. Did you see and you look down in your seat in done? Don't do that will make me think. I don't know it's a number one. Eighth of your first, you gotta think like one, eighty, seven airlines. How are you you wait here when I give you one eighty seven? Yes right now, I've got it wrong. Wants me how I was doing a funny ray. I found how you got it wrong nurse now I did wait. He diving here. I think I got arriving. That's the second! That's multiple! Now now under way, I got it wrong. The first time in this was my clever call back to him getting are now so I went once again knives science, this I'm getting a word while common ones again award to five one. Seven hundred and fifty million of these in my left us well, it looks like a tissue box to you that those of us in the no no that's not a puffs plus solution. That is,

Let's reward for once again, winning anyway go check out the new top gun movie, it's grey evergreen evergreen and we really do yeah exactly. This is his evergreens. It gets because you know what tom cruise will put out another one in thirty five years in thirty, so this will still be rough check. It out, don't get monkey pox and guess who won the cup. I dunno I'll salute president Joe rogan. Oh god, please he's built for politics. Alright, let's go trying to think of a movie with a number. I'm sorry, I'm still stuck on that. I got really nervous and I just blew it, I'm sorry what about guess what the I remembered. I once saw a really good movie about and I looked down at my seat afterwards. I was just sitting in row three hundred nice, okay, yeah, that's really good to see classic screening of deliverance and I looked down, and I saw that I was sitting in row row row, your boat god, that's it I'm going to say I was thinking of numbers. I can't do the things that you guys do you may brains not do what gourley to try, and that means you have. That means you're going to kindergarten cop. When I look down- and I saw that I was seated in row- it was not until that evening. We are just ruining it all out of order and you're great, as he's outta control that if you're sitting in you can't handle the truth, there you go there, you go road to can't handle the tooth. No matter what I do know, I don't want to know combined with this unbelievable.

I join my guest it started such films as the royal tenenbaums legally blonde and old school. Now you can see him in the new netflix movie. Look both ways very excited to chat with this. Fellow today I really liked this gentleman luke Wilson welcome luke, I think you're fantastic. I have an immediate affection for this guy. Whenever I see him you and I saw each other at a sushi restaurant number of years ago. I instantly had the thought. Why isn't this guy? My friend this is before I even had the podcast? We were both waiting for our table and I saw you sort of skulking in the corner like a rat, are unaware through the idea you all for your very that's. Why you're not my frame kinematics, you know what I merely because we talked about music you're, always really funny. I've. Always

If talking to you on the show and you're always very authentic, and I thought I I just really like this guy. Why aren't we friends and then I I figured that be a reason. Theirs then there's some kind of mustard seed of discontent- that's lodge between us well

that's really nice you to say that in the same way- and I'm on my way here- I was talking to a high school friend of Mine- said you're gonna be own conan show you never gonna be able to keep up with calm, and you know the way you are you take your time. I never have run into orbit. Spin relate to three minutes where I'll just fly high and then you know what it's funny, because I was driving here on the way to this by guess. Recording- and I was thinking- looks never gonna build to keep up just there's no way he's happy. That's that kind of charming but slow dallas, texas approach, I'm coming in all past en masse to any know extremely turn. You know your weight and freer europe.

cook in those ribs up real slowing and twelve hours? And you have you got a lobster boy lying in the union that shared my face. Horribly burn your feet. You know you got your markets hurry or plug in a loose to you just waiting for those realistic cook. Maybe someone from Mary K, cosmetics is going to come down here. Listening the gene pool where I got myself. Asia poured in all my weight friends who are just thugs and we're just jump in around two

it's kind of holding the departed that I'm holding last summer. How can we be friends? We come from such different worlds, even the everly brothers that they didn't get along. They really didn't get along, but they made beautiful music harm and I say harmonized, and maybe that's you know, I'm far down the neck. Your way up the neck in together it makes a beautiful sound. You know. I agree. I think we should end it here, yeah not going to get it better. Now, it's not, and that was about my three or four minutes yeah. I feel that he was right. Yeah yeah sometimes reaches little accidents of fate that come up in my life, you have those deja vu moments or there's something in the air yesterday. My wife has no idea that you're coming on the show, none at all and are trying to think of a funny really great funny movie, to show my son and we're constantly trying to think of you've. Probably had this, where you want to watch a good movie, you want to show someone a good movie and you're faced with all the movies in the world and you're trying to think of. What's the funny one of my wife and I are trying, we've shown him so many good movies and then my wife out of the blue just said bottle rocket and I was like yeah bottle rocket and they said you know who I'm talking to luke tomorrow and she's sake on the podcast, and I said no

going to his house to talk to him through his window. Why his ass, which I don't often do with my wife and I'm like no- I only go to his house and talk to him through his window and she'll, say fuck off and I said I want a divorce and so that's ending, but we brought up borrower yesterday and then I realized that's the first time I heard of you, oh in west, Anderson was, I think in ninety six or ninety five, when my,

late night show is still really new. There was this movie and was timeout bottle rocket, and that's kind of I mean you guys were making shorts before that. But this was your first yeah that was the that was the first movie we made bottle rocket and yeah. I think it was about. I think we might have made it in about ninety four ninety five and then they wanted to sit on it for a year because they could feel that it was such a groundbreaking film take the town by storm, but no, I think it wound up coming out in about ninety seven but yeah. That was when I first met you and I I know that I was, I wasn't sure, did you come on the show then for about a minute. I know that owen did, and I remember thinking, does this guy have a brother I would prefer. Is there a younger preferable, brother and and and and sure enough, because you ended up you and I you've been on the show, a lot and I've always clicked with you, but that's the first time I saw you guys in that movie, which I really loved and then another thing it's been in the atmosphere lately is, is you know James caan, just passed and he's in that movie and he's terrific, because I saw him how amazing the year, these two young guys these punks, who make this movie and you guys

the great james caan to be in it yeah. He. He was so great on that movie, and I think I think, probably what got him into was the fact that James l brooks was producing right because yeah we were, it was wes anderson and then owen and andrew and myself yeah. I think he probably would have just done it on the strength of james l brooks. I don't know that you know the script. Maybe would have appealed to him that much but yeah he couldn't have been nicer, actually went to the in santa Monica. They were showing the wild bunch last night on seventy millimeter and went to see it and a guy named Paul, see door like a pack and paw scholar and writer gave a little speech before, but he had a he mentioned James caan and David Werner and two other guys from kind of the pack and pau stable right, and then he had a little moment of silence for those guys which was really nice. He had it in the movie, theater and but yeah.

James caan. He didn't know he was eldorado- has been on lately and are just incredible to think that that guy would have been connected back to you know Robert mitchum and John wayne, and he couldn't have been nicer to us on the movie. I think there were definitely you know when he died. I was going to talking with one about it. Just saying those first couple of days. She could definitely see in his eyes like okay. What am I doing here, I'm in a trailer in a parking lot in dallas. His guys are very odd danny, but then he really kind of warmed up to us.

And of you know it was one of those people that was really fun to talk to about different movies. He worked on, you know we, we were asking him about brando and he was like yeah. You know brando. It was like it was like you guys with me and that really was kind of how we were crazy when just someone like that can drop a name like brando and and then somehow liken it to you. And you say no, I mean yeah, but it's just so amazing cause. I know you guys are incredible: film, buffs you and your brother. Just like really as kids, you know growing up in in Dallas. You are really into film really into movies, and I I got to be friends with Harry dean stanton over the years and got to work with them a couple of times and Harry dean was one of those guys. You wouldn't text so you'd have to call them and call and have these kind of funny long conversations and then he'd kind of click off and take a call and call

at the time. She'd clicked back over and say I gotta go that's marlin, oh my god! Isn't that crazy, just unbelievable and then those guys would chat about you know. Both nothing nothing mattered. Yeah. I was at a party once in a machine, which fanatic and paul mccartney's there and come into. I walk into a room and he's there playing a guitar that he's playing it upside down and backwards because it's strung for righty- and I just said wow, I dunno how you do that and he's like, oh you're, known as grown up in liverpool for a nick jones guitar, and if I had you know and I'd play it,

Israel's only way I could because I'm a lefty, but if I had re strung it hit a cripple to me, and I might you can't just talk about john access. You know what I mean it's the same thing like well brando's on the line I got to go and then I just think I'm not in this reality. It is incredible to me- and I mean I think about it now, and people like James caan die is that you know your we're kind of the same age, but we did we're lucky enough to know people like that. You know from you know the fifties and stuff like. Oh, my god, I think you know Paul. You know the kind of the first generate or the maybe the second generation of rock and roll. Just that you know these guys, who are really were pioneers. So pretty incredible that chance you get to tie anytime, I'm even in the room. Even I don't get to talk to them. If I'm just in the room on our late night show once we had scotty moore was on who was elvis original guitarist and he's in the room and sun session at suns.

At sun studios when they just accidently or messing around and they cut that's all right, mama and he's with bill black and its partly of line up and he was on the show and he was messing around with the band, and I just said you know. Excuse me, Mr Moore. Okay, could you show me how you play the the solo in that's all right? Mama, you don't put on boom boom home wink monk monk, one of 'em boom boom boom, and he said

oh yeah sure goes like this and he does it in his hands are doing the same thing. They did in nineteen. Fifty four when he and this very strange kid yeah truck driver changed the world. I always have the same feeling, which is. I don't deserve to be here. Seeing this you know it's just an immediate, but then I think well just be here. You know what I want to ask you this. I didn't realize that you guys grew up in an irish catholic household, which I never. I never knew that until I did a little reading today I knew guys you know I I've had a guy that I've had a guy following you for awhile. So I know what you've been up to. I picked that up when you walked in talk him out of Dallas texas, so I always knew that that I knew I've always had it in for you guys because it yeah my my parents are from my dad's from a little town, belmont right, beside Boston and then my mom's from a town called Norwell, and they are yes we're irish catholic. I guess it's cool that people tell me that at least I mean you could be. You know you can at the I dunno I mean you could be lutheran, you could be episcopalian me, there's no getting around it. Everyone knows if I came into the room and say: oh, I was just at temple. They're like no, you weren't you. You know you could be one of those submarine guys you never know quite what's going on. I was I was watching a gemini glick thanks to a short skirt watching couple of those. A couple of weeks ago and then somehow just led right into you and martin short talking, and it was a long talk that you guys hadn't he started talking about. You know irish catholic families, and then you were talking about. You, though,

coming from europe kind of large. Your family really affected your timing and things like that. But I kind of kind of agree with stuff like that, when you're in a family like that that it can kind of forge a will, because was your was fruit, for example, was your dad funny? Did he like humor? He must have been yeah. He was a pretty funny guy do you know, I think he got kind of driven crazy by us. You know his three sons at times, but he definitely had a good sense of humor and he had a couple of friends that were really really funny and they wouldn't edit themselves, because you were you know, seven or eleven years old, so yeah he had some had some good funny friends but those. How was one thing that was funny that more short said in the interview with him. He was talking about his father. He said he was worked for a steel company and was kind of a serious guy and he had a bar in his office, but he wouldn't touch it during the daytime and he'd get home at the end of the day and

make himself a drink and then read the newspaper while the family was eating and then just occasionally say that the shovel the food in your mouth he asked yes, yemeni jumped up and said, mark you just you keep reading or keep animals away ass. I had. It may seem like really really funny guy but just kind of mineral. In kind of business man mode and then being around. I mean you can imagine how funny morton short must have been back. Then, when you are being cut, It rained in probably by teachers and yeah. Well, Marty used to get underneath the table. He and he talks about this and he's written about it, but he used to get under the table and record his father and his father is from ireland. So he had an irish accent and he record stuff his even then he was really into I've. Gotta go you're all of this so sure enough. Even at em, you can imagine Marshall.

I imagined him just having the same head that he has today as an adult, just the kid's body being under the table and recording everything. That's being said and thinking you know, I'm going to use all of this in sctv and then movies and everything for the rest of my life and make everybody pay. I think a lot of it's not just you know, maybe being funny or saying something funny. It's also just absorbing you know funny things that happen, or you know teasing that happened to you just kind of taking it in, and I mean I was kidding around with the omens youngest son, who was like seven. I was saying finn now: I'm gonna beard, owens gotta beard free? Queen bee, he has a beer, did you ever wanted girl beard and just

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specific about movies at some point, and you must have known a car like to get into this business, be I mean, I think just it's. A big part of our lives was going to movies and you know if those are rated. How are we going to get into? You know whether it was like escape from new york or officer and a gentleman didn't. You know, we get a guy to go in and prop open the back door. Do we get a cool looking guy, that's alone: that's buying a ticket to buy us a couple of tickets, so that was kind of

the drive and our own. I am picturing the three of you on each other's shoulders and are really trying to simplify right. Why anyone in real life ever really try that, where you gonna pay fatigue and the hand comes out of the crisis as a different kind of early eyes, I ride at all, but yeah we were just vary in the movies and dumb in going to them breeding about them, and I think it was. You know one oh and went to the university of taxes and met Wes anderson and in a west wanted to be a director. Owen was always writing and no kind of interested in and acting as well, and then that's kind of when we just thought that we try to make a movie- and, I think, maybe Ed burns. First movie brothers, MC molin had come out so we'd her that ok, maybe if you can scrape together some money, you can make all movie and then you know discovered that even now was pretty.

Hard to do and then met the sky kit, carson and Dallas, who was kind of an experimental filmmaker, sounds like a gunslinger kit. Carson was ready to kick carson. Did he help you get into film? No, he shot. So we wind up yeah but yeah, that's kind of how we got started. He told us to make a short film and then that's how we got started. I have to say, I think, from one of my favorite movies of all time has got to be rushmore. I mean it's really up there and I've always loved you as the put upon date, who's being bullied by essentially a child. The upper haight yeah you're, trying so hard to be decent. It's something you're really funny playing. Is I'm a minute I'm trying I'm trying to be a good guy here, I'm trying to be decent and whether this and this kid is just a prick. I met bill Clinton once he was like you do put upon really well yeah. It's interesting. I just think it's funny for president. It's one thing for me to notice, because I work in this business you know, but for it's so funny to think of you meeting Putin and he's just like you put a bomb yeah. I know it did kind of throw meal to to think gosh. I don't like the idea that he's watching even a comedy that closely or he'd kind of notice that yeah noticed a couple of takes. Were you seemed a little same time? I went through the day is in Houston, so good salary, you must have been partying yeah, he gets released. Clinton gets really specific that I don't know who was partying before you shut on that day. Yeah. What have you? What have you enjoyed the most of the of the movies that you've made or what are the ones that you've really feel like? Oh, my god, I loved making that one yeah, maybe the royal tenenbaums just because, like you were saying, rushmore was really. It was really fun to make and just happy that one in west got to make another movie, because you know we thought bottle rocket. Was it there was always kind of a feeling of melancholy? We are await while we were making it, because we knew that the studio didn't like it, they didn't like the dailies. Always there were always going to be sending executives down to kind of, monitor us right. So just the fact that those guys got to make another movie, and then you know.

There were able to get bill moraine to act, and I was really exciting. So then you know I'm a tenant bombs, just knowing how much wes love new york the fact that he'd get to shoot new york jean hack men and I now can Angelica Houston, really start putting people in a mere that, for me, was probably the most exciting and those and then really fun just to get to visit. You know the life claude. I can get to see where shooting in in europe and stuff like that, but in terms of the things that have been the most fund may come, it's always can have been with you, no funny people, you know what I've gotten the work with will fare. It's always been he's such a good guy, but also just a funny guy in a hard worker one time on run in the well at the at the. U s open tennis in new york and wills with is his kid. The time in one of his sons was probably like six or seven and we're sitting at kind above high table with like bore

stools watching the tennis and his kids were around and will assign who's gonna work if they'd had like too many cokes, they were getting all kinds of jacked up. Then at one point they they had will and I on the on the jumbotron talking and didn't know and his son came up to the table. So his chin just kind of a table level he's like dad dad

well turns, and he points to the sun points to the jumbotron and well looks at the jumbotron and wall looking at and puts his hand on his son's face and just yeah still one of the little half's is just like a physical thing, not even not even a draft still about the funniest thing. I've ever seen will do just a huge hand on his face. You know pushing him yeah. We have something in common, which is people don't talk about it as much these days, but mad magazine was a big deal when I was a kid, that's where I think I also main lines some of my humor, I mean definitely from tv shows, but mad magazine was kind of influential yeah me too, and I I think just kind of I don't remember anybody else reading it definitely neither are my brothers, I think I'd just kind of guarded at the local kind of

mom and pop grocery store up the street, but that was the first thing ever got kind of organised to do was to get the subscription to that end. Yet even I'm in this you're, probably over a little older by then, but I wasn't I fortys and well I'm sanguine when you read maddy, I have to get cracked and I wasn't gonna go over that two crags birth. There was a man. There was a magazine. I think at its huge meant, was very influential in the fifties and sea, and then I read in the semi ease when their reprinting alot of parodies of movies that I had never seen journeying now. I don't even know why things were funny, but you can kind of get a sense of timing and rhythm from these common standards, which, and also there was artists they are caught in the in the magazine who drew for them called Don Martin right and he would write at the most fantastic sounded

x and the site gags, and I think so I just thought I'd take up I just meet a summer camp and I remembered you know summer campus sort of like jail, some as they're, usually on the bunk that you're far from home you're, not that happy and you're waiting to be released- and I remember just sitting on my bunk bed and mad magazine and yeah- definitely would have been late seventies early eighties when I was into it. But you know just really funny stuff and funny movie parodies, and I once was wound up sitting next to David Lee roth, on a flight from new york to l, a and, and we just started talking and really got to laughing about some stuff and know once got kind of comfortable talking to him. You know I at the time van Halen was broken up and I and he he brought. He brought in

the band up. I said well dave I mean: do you think that you guys will ever get back together and he said? Well, you know it's just going to take a lot of hope and patience. It turns out they're, not just two strippers in Albuquerque yeah and then later I said to hey: did you read mad magazine growing up by any chance and he said who you're talking to why boy I spent ass to, I don't think I've ever had an extended conversation with David lira wrath, as these are really really funny guy and it's all kind of one liners one after the other kind of it's funny, because he was in this. You know one of the biggest rock bands of all time bodies is a little bit of an outlier. He's kind of, I think, aspire to be like a vegas showman air, which is probably some of their friction with theorizing I've. Alan Ed, crazy, casinos, they'd. I think sometimes he would talk

kind of scat. More than he would actually saying, you're always like love. It often like you know, panama, edward teach, europe needs, you know just doing those kind of one liners united will feel tardy and have you actually on yours gray, like that kind of thing, I ask loved all those kind of one minors, but I guess if you're in the band with them in one thing, but also one of the first things you do when you went solo, was like this lui premises. I ain't got no bodies. I owe you know, you're, just a gigolo, these extreme. Do you just you just left like lead zepplin and you go right. I see it. Wasn't there your introduction, a louis premium? Really I may mark. I know it is thinking this is great and it s like deny wrath, wrote this idea. That's lily! Prima! Yes, I'd finding woody guthrie through bob Dylan, you know it's like you get introduced this stuff right right, they'll, be able to clear

about that pause where you just kind of staring yeah we're good at what we do is done and woody guthrie to diamond dave and louis prima. I understand I was with you all the time I dunno why you know I want to compliment you quickly, we're going to get off topic, but you walked in with a gift and very few people do that this is very nice. For you brought me a book by the great Werner hertzog, which I don't have this book. Is this fairly new? It's new snow book. Can I read the inscription as private sure you can read it conan Today you are Fitz Corrado and it's up to you to get over that mountain and the peruvian jungle, and let's face it, it might not be worth it when we get there, your friend luke yeah. I love this: have you encountered verner hertzog? No, no! I haven't, but yeah I've been have read a couple of reviews of the book. It's about a guy that was on it too

an guy that after the war ended. He stayed on this island. Yes famously yeah, he didn't know the war was over and he stayed until the seventy nineteen. Seventy some tourists were on the island and getting shot at and they're like what's going on and he wouldn't come out. I know the real story, I don't know Werner herzog's version. I just know the real story, which is they had to go to japan and get His now very old commander come back and tell him you're relieved of duty on yeah.

men, because he wouldn't accept that the war was over and you had to hear it from his commander who was working at a rite aid in Tokyo? So, let's see how it'll eventually end for us here in the first show yeah yeah you're, just firing jokes out of a cannon firing, jokes out of a musket gonna, come out. It's fine! It's over. There is no show readers. The preparations are nothing it's just so nice, but you're, a big reader. I know you're a big reader because you're always talking to me about books, you've just been reading read by a lot of books got their shelves with them. You use them to prop up thing. I know I always you know it's just always. I'm always looking for a good book tend to read a lotta. You know biographies and read a lot about music and stuff, like that. It's not as if I'm reading kind of deep

in all intellectual tax was funny? I ever thing my wife pre much only reads fiction and she that certain she reads the classics and she's very incredibly smart and and literate, and I always might go to

was history. I will only read history and my attitude was: I just wanted what I've got to know what happened and he didn't know what happened. I don't have time to waste on someone's, made up story and so say I'm reading like this classic literature. You know- and you know, I'm I'm reading dostoevsky or something like that. It's all made up bothering I've got to know what really happened and so yeah, and that's my so that's my go to I'm trying to get out of that. I'm trying to read more and more fidgety. I try and read a little fiction here and there. It is great when you do find a good fiction book on the shifting around in your chair, and I was told to sit up straight while your parents or your producer, cetera you're, going to be slouching like they're going to sit up. I said that no no eduardo did Eduardo you're, not just you're, not just because I'd gotten here before you, which I guess is pretty common. When talking about you guy, you showed up early, you showed up early, which was clearly a power move big time power mo. But then you you you breezed in and then you were talking about dallas, putting dallas down or come in here with your dallas ways, I'm just there's a natural look, I'm I'm from Boston! So when I hear some wise ass is coming in dallas going to put me in my place, I come in swing and that's who I am

Yeah- What else do we talk about here? We can talk about your personal life. What's going on, can I help you in any way I'd be a good wingman? Don't you think yeah good wing, wingman yeah? No, okay, no he's really good about talking people up, but I don't think luke me that I'd be one of those wing men, the kind of steal, the thunder characters that he's the wing man that that actually you see him like riding off into the sunset with the girl yeah. What can I say? I was just trying to help yeah the guy who's, so many becoming marina yeah. I was just trying to build your world, the son of a bitch yeah.

It can be building you up by saying: oh yeah, you'd love luke. He was really good on my podcast that suddenly she's kissing me, who knew this would happen. I just think you know I I think you should take me out some time and because I see us having a great time going. Let's do it. Let's go to dinner all right, but tell me what's going to happen at this dinner seriously. I want you to look into the future, your smart guy creative. What do you really think's going to happen when you and I go to dinner? First of all, what kind of food are we going to wear it? Chastened we're having chili were chasing jason's as low as nineteen yeah, we're at musso and frank okay. Again most of them are they're still open, ya know, but yeah everything's going good. I mean I, I am excited to talk to you. I mean it's really nice to be here and to me, your crew, and to see this build this wonderful searchers. We built this wonderful place kind of a madman layer. I think what I'd like to do is have the word get out that some, some really wild stuff is happening in this building, we're making the bide cast. You know during the day, but you really want to be there late nights yeah. You want to be there late at night when Conan really lets his freak flag fly should be one morning where foam is just coming out. All the windows yeah, a blue phone, a blue foam was coming out the window and people and when people ask that you don't want to is yeah but

to be known as a guy who's like the center like this is my playboy mansion. Can you start spreading that rumor for now I'll? Do that when I leave here just say, there's all kinds of stuff going on, don't get too specific, the less specific you are the more interesting it's going to make it see it it's wild. I know there was that it was the first podcast. I know it's the first one I did where there was an intimacy coordinator, yeah. Ok, I thought that conan was the intimacy. Was both the guy doing the scene and the intimacy coordinate? Look I'm going to put my hand here, how's that okay, have you worked with an intimacy coordinator? I haven't, and I desperately desperately I mean I need one in my marriage, I a c coordinator, but the idea of being on film or I contact comer eye contact and being told this is where I'm going to put my hand in there. I mean that would just freak me out completely. I think that is the way they kind of do things. I I actually think I did work with one.

time within the past few years. I just it was one of those things where I found myself kind of studying the port person more than I was listening to what they were actually saying. Yeah. This is yeah we're just doing a hug right. I mean I just said: okay, I got that it was a handshake where you shake your grandfather's hand and an intimacy coordinator came in yeah. Now I was going to follow up and do that. Speaking of Clinton, were you handshake? Yes, you grab the forearm really establish a connection. We had a Clinton story and you are with me for this sona. I did some event with press Clinton a bunch of years ago, and afterwards we were in a hallway and Clinton was chatting with me and you, and who else was there was a zesty vez lo and I think brick con with yeah, but we were just sitting there and he was really talking.

To me, son- and I were the main as he was talking to ya- think and it was of course, some kind of policy thing you use enlighten us if we can get. You know fresh a desalinization plant in there. You know that's a country that could really you'd see a twenty five per cent improvement in mortality rates and he was going on and on and his people came up and were signalling behind me he's got to go we're late.

To go, and so I say I kept trying to cut in and go to say. Basically, MR president, you're done you're done buckets. It's a former president is bill. Clinton, so he was going to say something else. If you can, if you know, if you could get the world bank and if you could take this and then you could do that, you would see at least a seven percent decrease in the number of unwanted deaths that have happened in that region because you've brought the guacamole in from one area to help tick yeah. He was talking to us and at one point they made the signal again and I leaned out of the circle thing you talking to him. I leaned out and no I just say: what did you want to hit him with a stick? Yeah seriously I mean I dunno. What to do? I find him. You eventually do sona. You said I have to go shoplift I'll, be back in ten minutes, yeah, that's exactly shoplift a scrunchie forever twenty one and quickly go to the restroom. Yes, you may thanks, but you have to come back yeah. I will we're going to talk about you while you're gone it's right in there. This has never happened yet now go for it. Yeah, don't worry

there. There are marks in there that he'll keep ruling on this, and I don't want you editing is now. This is the first leaning on. I think we agree between mantra hit montgomery edited any thank you, but you know. I think it would be a good way. Nine, how you be a great women get in there of known. That was so we stand now. What's going, man is not someone who follows you in the bath urinate criswell. Can we I agree that this is a first, maybe podcast, history, that someone has left a studio to go. The yearning after that, you don't know. What I'm saying is that this is a historic and here I laughed and now we can talk about him or I should take advantage of this, and qc can be a great wing man there's the flushed hurry. I do wonder if he really is going to want to have dinner

we do hope you really does one now. I can continue to be and is not because he doesn't want to. I think we're both to shy. Think it has had ok he's coming back slouch medical. This is a good opportunity for moves. Yes, stay lie. We maintain this is going out, uses lives. You know that this is going to your legs in the bathroom. Could you here ass? They pay here use. There is a lot of europe not just say. It is nice to wonder how long I've been in you're gonna. I wonder how long I've been in here. Look the consensus when you were gone, I would be a good way. Man Sony said that be that they don't this dinner is going to happen because they think I was too shy. Did they not

It's because you don't want to have it out at what I think, but that we're we're not going to be able to and consummate this dinner. Well, I mean we live in the same neighborhood. That helps, I think so, yeah right yeah. So it's you know already you eliminate the four or five that that's killed a lot of relationships that my life was yeah. I mean what's what school past the four oh five and I haven't seen him since it's destroyed families more than the civil war was the four oh five for seriously. You know, I think we're going to do it. You've just got your you're, a busy guy. I mean I can do at anytime. What are you talking about ball in court? I can do it at the drop of a hat. Okay, we're going to do it we're going to do

illinois you're going to get dinner in the next two weeks? Great, that's! What's going to happen, wow great and I'm going to podcast from the dinner yeah, I'm going to we're here you or me having a lot going on, because I am going to podcasts from the dinner. Why would you I mean I want to mention this look both ways, and this is with you and I love or lili Reinhart and she's great. She was from riverdale there yeah the person that I work with my age and the lawn when he and I were first talking about the movies describing the story and it sounds really funny said it's with lili Reinhart and I said, okay, what I'm not exactly clear on who that is, he said. Well, she has twenty eight million followers and I said: well, I guess I'd better. Do the movie the yes, absolutely! Obviously, no reflection on her that I wasn't you know it's really becoming a reflection on us. More and more I mean when I go through my news feed and it's talking about celebrities. I often don't know who anyone under thirty is and

then I find out that they have one hundred and eighty billion followers and they're considered a god in india, and I'm thinking I don't know is this. I don't understand yeah we were. We were filming in Austin and I'm from Dallas. As you know, yes, dallas film. Ever since you shot Jr, I can't forget anyway, I thought you were going to say someone with. We were filming in this neighborhood and asked, and there would be these big groups of kids waiting for lily and I somehow kind of became the the goal between where they would call me over and say? Did I know if lilly was going to be coming out that I dunno if she was going to be signing things or doing pictures? So I would. after then go on to set and we do taken as a lily by the weather, sus, neighbourhood, kids out there they loved, get a picture with your autograph. Perhaps if you're feeling up to it so yeah I would screamed the kids. You am I in my day I was,

and the funnyman meltdown. They just completely went right on that. Acting is kind of the bag. Man sure are linear yeah, but she she was really great in it, and the story of the movie is she graduates from the university of texas and she has a one night stand and it's kind of like the movie sliding doors where it's two different stories, where in one she's pregnant and has the child and so she's kind of a single mother. and in the other story, she's not pregnant moves to los angeles, but she was really good, really funny and hard worker and then the director, when Noriko hooey was great, actors are kind of her first big american movie and should be should be fun. I know this because I've never worked in that world of film, and I would just imagine if you get. I know

for begging me to world that you have to have its Ella bitcoin, where I think its a scam? I don't think it's going to last by both of us is a friend frahm this film, but but I am, I would think you show up and the director having chemistry with the director has gotta mean everything like having some kind of understanding in communication with the director there to to get along well with the director. Is, you know a kind of work lots of different. Just yale is just like the actors, just all kinds of different directors. Some people they'd give you a lot of notes. Some people don't give me any notes, and you know gonna think about like MIKE white, where I did the show with my word do a taken so long, you know what do you think

it's gotta feel great and then we and then we'd be moving on, but yeah I mean, I know I'm always one of those people where you know it's like I like align reading. You know if someone says you know like just power, how would you do and then just you know it's always kind of fun, to try and do exactly what the director says. I've never understood that thing. Where actors, you know don't

to get lorraine? How dare you give me a line reading ray where it's really fun to then just trying to imitate exactly what someone has just done? Yeah, I would always laugh with MIKE judge, know he'd, give you an idea and be like okay mike. Let's do a take, I'm going to show you why that doesn't work yeah, but I can't believe we got through this whole interview and didn't mention idiocracy, which is controversial for me now, because when it first came out, I loved it so much and I still do, but the fact that it's playing out is real. Now is very disturbing to me and this this, how he fetishized and seemed to love, who can be the stupidest person and isn't it funny that everything so stupid is worrisome to me. But there are so many great things in that movie. I think one of my favorite parts is when you look out the window in a lot of the scenes that take place in in the cityscape. You can see that no one knows how to take care of buildings anymore, so they're held up with rope, so many things like that that just that they're using ropes to keep skyscrapers from falling down because they lack engineering, knowledge anymore or where I can just remember being on the movie with mike and say like

mike. Are you sure that we can do this? Like? I don't think it's funny. Well, I think it's funny, but I mean I'm totally immature, but I mean is this going to be able to fly but yeah? I do remember when the in the last administration they did hire. Somebody with a for a very important

cabinet job that was actually from corals junior and that is pretty yeah. Even I will agree that it is exactly the area starting to and and and just the reverence they have for these I'm over the top entertainers and midst of becoming the reality of our political situation. Where I'm I'm in people would ask me about it and I'll always say well. I actually think camacho would make a great president. I mean he cared about the people, that of empathetic. Yes, you know he wanted to take action. Yeah he's looking pretty good right now, yeah, my judge is pretty credible guy me asia. This is, I mean, I have to say I was driving in today and

excited to be talking she, but also knew that this would be one of the really good ones because you are. I am your friend is wrong: it's not that keeping up with coins about meeting him half way and that's a great country, songs about countries noise at the bower of conan, This is a kind of conversation we're going to have a dinner okay at a what kind of what kind of meal? What do you like to eat? Do anything? Carl's, junior junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, junior junior is a rebellion against his father, Hagan restaurant Carl. If you have time we'll go to the regulars girls junior, but you know, if you're in a hurry, it will go to Carl's junior junior and I love the. I love you setting up that. I'm a really busy guy, which I don't think, is kind of like a passive aggressive. You know you're a busy guy, a simple fellow. Like me,

sky yeah, dallas guy, we, oh man, you're when those boston guys never have time for a dallas guy, Luke wilson, you're a you're, a wonderful fellow! You really are. I mean that honestly- and I love talking to you and I look forward to our meal in the next two weeks, thanks a ton for having me on really fun to talk to you and great to see. So thanks very much. Thank you, sir. As a sunday at sears, we need to talk about the tragic power of this podcast. What do you mean on a summer s'mores episode from this summer? I mentioned a specific so tat I like to enjoy with some bourbon from a place called little flower in pasadena. I dont want a name, the dessert and I'll. Tell you why my wife went in there this weekend, we whole weaken, planned out. She's gonna pick up this desert gonna come on drink some bourbon and watch ninety ninety flat liners, ok, she went there,

said sorry were out. Did you hear about it on the conan pie? Cash? I'm not m, imitating anyone there there actually wonderful. They had a little bit of attitude and my wife said. Actually that was my husband that said that about this. who had been coming in name checking conan and

they ve been selling out this deserve that I love what you're saying it's kind of like midas with golden touch. You wish that everything you could touch would turn into gold, but then this power becomes a curse. Yes, you mention this honeycomb dessert. Did you really love that sold in this little shop that only you would find and because its long, I marry how's file angry because it was because it was an organic little treat that enraged me. Then we can talk about a europe of talking about it. Unplug cat, I'm right data. He just set out right now believe it out. No you're, not gonna, believe that out. It's gonna people need to hear about this, wonderful dessert you like, and if it means that you never get to have it again least, you arrested humane here's when he's down and out your share it with you share it with the rest of the world. But let me you had enough of you stuffed her face with another. Please stop honeycomb money on. Please Donegal, stop go in and by the ginger molasses cookies. Those are delicious. If you see a bag of milk, chocolate covered honeycomb if there's more than one take one but always leave one cause, I'm seconds from coming in their gas ridiculous, I dont

with this at all this seems cruel and barbaric. You enjoy a dessert. It really means a lot to you. You ve had plenty of enjoyment. Your life, some would argue more. These earth now assigns less time for you to share this ties in with other. When I bought bananas, stead, you're sniping and end and wine, I take them ass. Others now are getting a chance to enjoy this wonderful treat, packed with antioxidants and you are the bitching it. I think What is now, I think we all dark. Childs outer darkness lay a dark. Chocolate is, but milk cheese is coming in milk. Chocolate guess delicious had once you get. Some set priorities are just need money back. Just if there's ever one left don't take it. That's all I'm saying ridiculous, no ice or of it. Why I'm not asking for more? I'm just asking for some about this. How, but I make you some not going to be hard to go out and find some honey, common and

It melted milk, chocolate. I can make that I can scrape some eminem. No one makes our minds April that little flowery they do the best work. There are buttering a mop cause, they're mad at you that you're doing side. For me at any. Given time, that's going to ask you a question yeah. If the customers irritated that they can't get any more and worry me know, I don't know little flowers not irritated they, they are wonderful. They just seemed like really good people. They are and they'd be even better if they kept one off to the side. Well, first of all for you to go in and say hi, I'm mad goarly and when they are done shitting the floor

you're such a verbal legend or understanding level. Or are they just roaming? Momentum of amendments that go go, go, go, go, go, go, goarly, slash, Lou! Then you should try their leisure lose though. I've had a slash, a little trust me, but then I can you help me this one time. Why can you use your power with the help they need right? I want him to convince them beyond myself and you as well as I do. I just wasn't sure what the game plan lines just leave: one bad laying down something, because I've met your beautiful wife beautiful daughter. You have that lovely house everything's just going your way so perfectly, and then you have this little treat and what is it? It can be a little treat like twizzlers or some other candy that everyone else likes know from a little. It's got to be from a little shop. A shop called

A little flour do. Have the honeycomb been caressed in milk, chocolate output, my little silk? and

strange myself tanks now try it to my little else that I got is a boy scout lair nicely tied now house palm depicted doo doo doo, doo, honey, I'm home. I love you. I love you too, hello daughter. When germany gum mamma mamma model a model of mother goose, ask you: could we re? What's code of drinking water into water, hint, water, just rickety it's free! We get cases that stuff. You know you can justify the you drink inherent warm tricky, whatever cereal fruit, but little agenda here and opened of cap and I'll drink it I'll drink whatever's. Here? Why don't you know how I meetings are so little of fund sharp eye witness a little bill in the door. Jingo king Anko have certain doubts about. How are you well I'm fine? This is expanding and wish you well. I was wondering how he gets sunlight come covered in chocolate.

it keeps all garden that were sold out, sold out god, damn pretty wessel gimme some gimme. So now what you have there? I have a gun. Please put that away. Kava maar met broken username. This is penny whistle. Is there a little bell jingle jingle going to make some I'm going to get here? God, damn recipe come on my little flower soap, bag, drawstring, penny whistle treat, and I want it now- we'll get it for. You trust me I know intervene will get you more of this sweet little tree. They promise from. It often it'll be fun in a store. You just going to give me like half chewed bitter honey nope, I'm going to buy some candy that sort of like this, but sold by a massive retailer. That's fine! I like that too, but I just don't eat much sugar anymore. So I want this encounter god, damn it

I get you something. It has honey and chocolate bits in it. it's sold by a massive chain. I ain't no problem massive chain candy, find something that Conan really likes does very particular yet a mention in on this pie cast and then it will be sold out. Then you'll feel, but he's feeling right now, you'll be a little bit more empathetic. What? If I told people above is like fancy sushi place this, she she sushi place, you go to a unit one, and we want to know about. A girl was soon she place it. Everyone goes to as a chain, no not thou. On the one you gotta with Dana harvey too. I think your let's Dana corbies voices, its there's, nothing. I do for

fall and the men of the people, I don't go to my bachelor little place. Ok, I get calls all the time from these stories eco to find something you really like by ok, untrue know. When it's true, I will carry I'm your assistant in that happened. Can you left anymore to work at a late night? John trainer? Listen, my listen! I'm goin is you're going to get this candy, I'm going to take care of it for you, it may not be from little have not interested a matter. We will be something that I find that contains some of those elements: disgusting yeah. So anyway, let's just to take care that our I love. You know me, mrs Brenner.

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