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Conan o friend phone back to banish Balkan. Welcome to Conan o Brien needs a friend friendly though podcast. It's just chugging its way along, like a friendly little locomotives with, big eyes. What's that show that had locomotives, it had eyes big eyes, Thomas the trained? Yes, I'm like one, a little Thomas, the tank engines. I dont think you are here. I am You ve been on television for twenty seven years now, but were otherwise machine online has now, and I can give us a happy Little Thomas, the tank engine trains got those blinking eyes. I am, of course, the lead engine crucial

part of the whole apparatus. Nothing moves without me, and then I call you know a lot of just freight. I got a point out, so are you Your son is here so now: you're you're, like six compartments back you're, a forever freezer compartment that holds just a giant dead, steers worth yeah, sucks. I'm sorry you're very useful. That's the only way to get the meat to the MID West. To the MID west. What do you think it comes from? Take it easy. My point is normally goarly would be jumping an in saying you saw again me man. I do a lot around here, hey man, if he teaching yeah, but he is not here today, Gorlias, not with us and how the podcast doing

chugging along just fine without my point is that I believe locomotive ejected, one part in the jacket he couldn't be here today, so he just fell off the tracks and I'm still dragging you behind me sooner and a bunch of other cars. I feel like this is more of a snow peer survive to me personally, Europe in the front Ryan. The riffraff is in the back and its progressively worse, the further back along it gets right and then the riffraff at the back of the train was makes their way up to the front of the train, to kill all the obnoxious people in front of you that's the goal for me and Gorlias now, fried whenever the usual tank engine, I'm a big happy tank engine with big childlike guys who happens to be a rage, a holiday and then you it's too bad. Obviously, because when these odd times It mildly we're not altogether were all recording supper

usually when the same room- and I think if we were all together today, you'd be having fun with the color of my face. Right now, because I was shooting all day the something Side in my back yard obviously were still quarantined, so shooting something- for an upcoming project and I was shooting at me. Back yard and I forgot to put sunscreen on which I never forget. And, at the end of the day, my head, my entire head, felt like an Easter and that had just been taken out of the oven and then and then I walked in what is going on and end my wife and my my, daughter were all looking at me like what's wrong with you, my wife thought I've been day drinking cause. I just this and I want my look in the mirror, and I look my faces just a red fat, irish tomato and its emitting heat. He

is rising off my head right now and so yeah, and I We would all be laughing at me right now, because it is really looks kind of funny. It's not funny. I've been irradiated and this is the ends. Funny yachts, you live on, It is really far yeah. It's really. It's really crazy and it just goes to show you something If you were in the sun all day, you wouldn't get read, you would get like a nice tan re at nice girl. Oh really, some nice color, a nice human yet would get get yes. These migrants, bronze, would be market, does not a glove glows, something ass. I had a glove, I get a glow, many! Nobody, greek Turanian thing, it's more about you. Nice I'll, tell you what you get its there's like a little nutmeg and their little reckon. Oh god, I'm looking at how it's very nice. You get a lot of paprica. I just

crazy, we're you in the direct son to you. I was in the direct son, okay and I was thinking about it. I had this was a kind of a shade just to help the lighting look better cause, I'm trying to do a lot of this by myself, and there was this screen that I was using. There was an someone had told me at black tat you ve light and then later I said, does that block out you delight and the person said now now. I just said that magnifies so I was an act under at the giant, a giant, magnifying glass, three hours in my art today to shoot this thing. I smell bacon. Right now I smelled burning pork and every now and then a reach up to my forehead and I'll pull a little piece. Often I'll eat it and it's not bad guy. It's not bad taste like big obits format. It tastes like to bid

It is like gold, member in Austin Power yeah. I could take a greater and I could go into any restaurant say. Would you like bacon on that Cobb, salad and jewish at my forehead right at this hour bacon, airfoil level bake, albeit for you, yeah, it's not good, adds its bad. You might need go to the doktor. That's my oak! You don't go! Oh yeah. Now is the time for me to go to the doktor during the middle of a covert nineteen pandemic. I rush to be murdered he room and I say, stop what you're doing everybody? I feel I was in the sun. I live longer optimal hello everyone away from the patients there are helping to breathe, and come see me and spread out

I'm my celebrity faith, which is slightly better than I prefer. That's a great ideas on that's gonna go great with everybody gonna Brian killed by essential workers in e r t kill you yeah. They would murder me. It's ok disguise such an asshole leave me alone, Ladys fellows over here and bring me. I love it's time to My forehead, I was shooting Video in my eyes, and I didn't pay attention to the shop- was a pandemic. Well, first things: first, here. I can't look like this on a podcast said they would all pick up the nearest scalpel instead and they were right to do it and a nation with sheer relation right

anyway. Now I will, I will not rush the efforts at the top of his weight for this based appeal off, which you will wake up and likes it. Three weeks I wake up, and I'll get up and I'll be another face of mine. Just on the pillow l, and then I shall add on Ebay, you wanna people Conan face, get your common face, our on Etsy I'll, get it out at sea and Etsy yeah, it's kind of a craft. You didn't crafted by body. Did that doesn't make sense well We'll see that's up to Gorlias is that you're not weakened around. Could we have an excellent chance for this fault, around foolishness I'm sorry, you burned your face. Yeah, that's! Ok! I shall survive now. Please night, put it in perspective by yesterday, is a very excited about this gentleman is a hilarious committed whose started such movies is forgetting Sarah Marshall, in getting the Greek. He also hosts podcast.

Under the skin available every week. Only on luminary at luminary, podcast, dot com. I have great affection. For this guy. Very witty varied differ Russell brand welcome webs at last time you acquired an actual friend, oh well. I don't know that. I have one. And this is this is really yeah. This is, I have lots of people say hello. How are you and on my birthday, they say thinking of you but real friend, I'll wager spin two decades, since you have spoken to someone who's, knowing your pie My guy, you know why people are laughing so hard, because that has

that's an ice dagger of truth. That's what that is right there that went right through my heart. Yes, I do, pay people like sooner. Would you be my friend if I weren't paying your mortgage? No, I would not. Would you like to think about it more? You know you're a lot. You can be alive but I would you know why I dont want to say a joke. You think I would actually be your friend cause you're you're you're cool, your cool, Sir ok? What that was, that was uninspiring, I know that. Wasn't the rousing speech Beecher chilean speech. I wanted to hear at this moment Russell. What do you think I have the capacity to be friend- I know I do, but it would help if I employed you definitely That would certainly make me Susie thieves. You know, enthusiasm means the energy of God, the presence of God in a project, and I reckon if you pay me just a step and justice

five enormous wage, unrealistic. What do I owe you the narcissist whose side are you on the ceremony? Monetize increase erode needs. Even Andy was the wiring sides right not decide kicks, is dividing the beer that aside treatment panel, Spock Conversation you're right, you're right, I'm sorry Russell! Please please! the young at me, and this is a criticism of you, I love you Why I love you as well, and I mean that I've Bennett admirer for many years and I will be. I will pay you a stipe hand. I think that's what we call it stipend. You said stipend heavier statement, stiffened and would like you to do it.

For a moment reflects on what the language you speak his cold? it is correct that basic I speak. I squeak west Us Angelus, Queens, English. Listen. I want to tell you that I grew up in this just comes to mind, but I grew up just outside Boston and I grew visiting my grandparents investor and going to stir bridge and driving through, came Bridge and need em and Framingham and then later on as a young lad. I started to read about England and I honestly thought that you guys took those names from us. I really believe TAT, and I was I thought who the fuck are they to be Eighteen words Avenant remembered voicing that to someone and them correcting me and me feeling ashamed anyway. I just grew up with that: nurses.

American belief that we created everything. It was we who did it and then you guys copied us and somehow got hold of a time. Machine I suppose, that's the kind of certainty that required to build an empire in a flash America had no self confidence. If America thought I'm not sure that this is right, how what do you, for example, I don't know fund international wars against your ideological opponents, unless it's a sort of certainty that your right and I'm not MRS Unique to America, people are the american nation clause. Be Britain did it in a good few centuries, swell the assumption of correctness. Correctness of perspective, which is one of the things that we seeing now they so fragmenting of the of the doomed Universal is then a politics is on the rise rage in politics on the rise, a sense of who are what is it to be an?

Eric and any more and why the hell are they so many places cool Cambridge? Ok, listen! I as a true face Russell First Russell is, is in England right now, and I am usually I like to do this. We like to do these these interviews in the same room, but because of the internet. A pandemic. What's yes, I cannot tell you more we, We are doing this over zoom line and actually rustlers, he drinks probably the largest bottle of water. I've seen in the last easy twin if I may say two things. Russell first thing to say this at the moment: sense, even the slightest atom of anti american sentiment. This interview was over because I will have that. Not only show this show is very pro american, jingoistic

and second of all, I agree with everything you just said. I think on this year and I am slightly serious note. I think blind certainty has probably driven most of mankind, I'm not saying for the better, but just in a direction. The certainty that the. We deserved this continent and that anybody in our way should die that that made things happen happened and led to the Mcdonald's arch. So I I don't know if that's a good thing, I think it's probably a bad thing, but it's what when dinner and, as you said, do you guys get it before us? and the French did it. The Romans did it, everybody did it it's the imperative. I am certain. Yeah. I think that the certainty begins even before the verb in the sentence. It begins with the eye. What is this perspective? which we observe things that to which we need.

Each ITALY apply a lens lens of preferences. I like wayside, they slow about. What is this man? spending a lot of time. On my own conan, I find out how you would immediately have you have merely have gone to you. Don't most people spend, at least on my pie, cast at least spend at least the first fifteen twenty minutes. Talking about you know what kind of genes they prefer or their diet or something about their career you within seconds went to what is I which I admire, that sad something I admire. What is receiving the senses. What war is, but I'm the lens conan I mean: what's happened to us think of life. I've not required as much therapy, because you know I'm not going out as much I'm not talking to people if I'm not talking to people that requires much therapy. It requires many support groups, but

What's happened is of drifted into this of low level, lethargic state of constant reflection and dismantling made it like premeditated envelope gives we normally spite I've got to young daughters, there's no room there friendly this existential inquiry. Equally wipe out the urine, that's that have, again later in life, Russell telling but that older than you and I'm telling you that there's another phase of, whereas they later this year. The come from, but we'll get into that later. You know I had the experience of when my first child was born. After children there a bit older than your children, my children in their mid, sixty my daughter when she was born. My first child remembered she was born and I was right there and it helps take the baby out of my wife and cut the umbilical cord

much more involved than I wanted to be? I wanted to be it all on Skype, from a five star hotel, hundreds of miles way, but what happened. Was I received this this bay the end. My immediate thought was: oh, I matter anymore, and I thought that in a positive way like that was the time that I felt this thing lifting mean clearly I've been on a journey since a youth to I sometimes walk around our offices and it's just filled with fan, artwork and giant, sisters that say Conan encoded in common in common and shows called Conan and I'd make on employees brand Conan under their ass, so I've been driven by this summer, and then it really did bring me a long way towards Phuket. I don't matter is my my children were born that helped a lot. Yeah. Some ice as one of the things I'm thinking about.

Not at the moment during my mental breakdown, is they appear of the sacred in the ordinary- and I suppose, what the way that many of his experience that it is through the birth of our children, the disruption of every day, but even this interruption that we're the Bali experiencing, is, it an opportunity to reflect on what we assume is normal. Like now that guy owing to the supermarket site has become this. Those fantastical experience, this of all balkan It's a trip to the supermarket to me as a paw is made me realize supermarkets. Way. Strange. All of civilization is strange. We living amidst so many strange assumptions

it's so seldom now in this, the fragments, in times of already reference, that there is a kind of certainty like the certainty of knowing that you love a child, said the recognition in that moment of earlier. I don't really, I don't really know for that to feel like a positive thinkers. Imagine you ve grappled with the idea of the matter in quite a lot mean how else Vireos? How do you know? How dare you have various very? How can you be sure I said? Oh, I wish I was wearing a monocle right now, so it could fall out. Registry surprise, yeah! No, I well! I mean I think we have this in common, I dont understand anybody who could possibly be in comedy. Who didn't have a very anxious in some way unsettled childhood. That started workings furiously at an early age that now

I I live in and make a Batman villain. I live in a lair and everything, this surrounded by my name in large type and everybody's working on that Conan Project And you like Jesus so this, and I think you had a little bit of that similar feeling in childhood. You were not is the rustle brand we see now is your right. Anxious nervous. Parity, little boy, Twit Twit, little creature. Would you not rewiring if I got access to wiring, mind sizes astray in it narrowing down. I believe that this is the amount of calcium I've got it. So you were an anxious kid we have

Imagine I always try to. I know when you felt that anxiety by the first time they like this in this Cypriot telling lies, I suppose, like the first times I felt, lined connected or lack of good at something first was being in this go play and people laughing and thinking. Oh, my god, I'm good at something and then just a few years later on the street If Pat Punk, Thailand, winsome sex workers left their post, Conan to pursue, may at sixteen down the street and might that looked approvingly waiting for a moment they just like the kind of your job they left their posts. A sex work must never leave their post on them in the pact. Punk restrict the house how and why there came after me and I remember feeling terribly fulfilled by the whole experience, not a Connolly or events concupiscence

I only wish I'd yeah aspect. Just fantastic! Thank you! So much ass, the approval I live for, but just thirty, in fact, I I would argue that all addictive behaviour, habitual behaviors- and I reckon you- are a worker Halleck, a sort of the person strategy for dealing with feelings of inadequacy and worthlessness, and it is no coincidence I perhaps went on to act out a lot sexually. You know, I think, given that original impulse, not to mention certain obvious other drives Jackal, there's just call them derives. Go yes. Yes, yes, we'll leave that, No, I I've never been pursued by sex workers at any age. And I ve never had them, leave their posts for me, This is a day and they station did. I guess this extreme, but I try- and I remain at this station- that Here'S- what

think, Russell. I think, I'm equally attractive as you. I just think that I encounter sex workers that take their profession more seriously and will not lose their post. I think they are just as enraptured by me as those sex work, whereby you hippocratic oath of sex work do no wrong and do not leave. Your post is absolutely vital that these insects, when you ve, been parading past era, a higher quality. Clearly- and I see us as yet you and I are then to call give or to give or take a few drops of pigment. Yes, You have a nice. I envy you, you have that that jet black hair, I know that you can and up very nicely you have that all skin, Hugh I am a white rice. Putting that has just started

It has just started to go bad. I think a beautiful and you look like those those when they do like that opera in Japan, where they have a lovely white, faces computers, about kabuki outside the ears of irish Kabuki Shale gas, if I am not at all my city you see desire, not forgotten in its guidelines. Get your step and you'll get your topic that sure you'll get your filing a value that goose in the window and Christmas Day Day Christmas I can't help it and I'm going to Hell, but yeah fake. I remember my memories of of being, schoolyard and I have found a cane and I was doing some bits with it. Some shit and I crossed one leg

the other knocking the cane out accidently alot chaplain and fell over and a bunch of kids laughed, that is in three d high death in mind, and I can't remember my wedding day. So This is the sadness of the whole thing, but I member very clearly thinking. Oh that's the way through. That's how I make it yeah, and to our earlier point about certainty that this This moment they you're, describing, I think, has been characterized as like. Sometimes as a penny or connection, and me in the Damon or the Spirit or the gin. In some moment recognising this issue I am this is what I am about. I'm not just I featureless Caltech kabuki fell in Ireland we have a purpose The ability to carry off, I admittedly plagiarized physical piece of comedy, yes, we'll put forward the great Charlie I went so I'll do that. You know

yeah, it's funny, because I very vivid memory of the first time I met you. You were becoming as very talked about comedian in Uk on my late night show in New York in New York, and I had seen clips if you performing- and I thought well he's re funny and he's very different, and I went back stage just before you came out, and you were pacing like a lion in a cage, your pacing, you were worked up into a state in your pacing and you came out and you perched on the furniture and you were so in the moment and it was hilarious. It was really funny, but remember thinking this guy approaches this in this life or death way- and I prefer this to that kind of care One guy puts out his cigarette walks out there. Does this thing you know if you have it, if that was the way you always were,

stage, but I remembered that moment very clearly, like you with your story with your kind when you as a kid, I felt very connected to comedy spit felt like something that ways been there for me, always been real for me and his mate being HU. I am something bearable and that something that you know in hard I've felt you know about this. Amidst now in the self phone grand dicing stick, I've been no blood tribal of mental health issues and drug issues of sleep banged on about an metastasize into all sorts of frankly money. But like a lucrative pop up myself Russell. All of us I mean firstly, should feel bad about that you have. You have made your pain lucrative you have and- and that is the essence of will I've had some very lucrative mental illnesses

Everything you do becomes monetize able blind as a person that was really famous for a little bit. It was weird to be cool in that tundra in that tunnel in that in because- and I still sometimes one I still suffering while you should pay a bit more famous action- you should be being in more films on some bigger posters and staff, and then I remember actually mainly for fishing sick, anneal. The whole time by uniting know to do with these drives anymore man, the one saying that I almost feel is like my duty as a human being his to trial as many people as I can that Fame in and of itself is a clear broth with absolutely no nutrition. It's hardly surprised that so many people have given its ubiquity and even mere description of fame as broth. I would query, I think, is completely

outside is more like a synthetic saliva, a foaming synthetic saliva made outside of the Broadway. Ok. Why can't we agree that? Yes, mine, in addition broth- yours is a foaming, so I've made outside the body that it. Why can't we say that it's it's a saliva made outside the body consisting of nutrition was broth. Why didn't we agree? Why am I way as my? U go now asserting itself that I can't be wrong about the broad and that you have to give me some credence on the brought. You can't find some peace over this broad strokes, synthetic Saliva Hydra, we're making right now with our minds than what hope is there in the Middle EAST? What ho

he's very fragmented America hope is there imposed breaks it Britain? What hope is that this provision of Irish will lead to some kind of global awakening where we recognise we're living in synthetic systems, much like those in thirteen saliva which can never be compared to abroad. In my view, damn you you one that round our right. All right, I yield. But people out there probably have passion projects yet stuff. They really want to get off the ground. Like me out, like to have a puppet theatre. It's sold a lot of alcohol? Oh yeah, not four kids for adults and its adult theme pop. It shows that Nothing I want to get into like nudity and stuff. Well, nude puppet is fine, not of scene which is to puppet we anyway This got off track fast. My passion project

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We will remember this moment, but that's all of us all of us are. You could get thousand great reviews on line. That is why I don't go anywhere near this stuff, but and then one person says I don't know, I think he socks and that's what you're gonna be thinking about as you drift off to sleep think what you describing is using hyperinflation, which occurred in Germany after the treaty of the site, a second What's so innocent, as you know, we can blame the allies like a big wheelbarrow foolish things and what you get a loaf of bread, probably very from that, and I certainly sounds. I know it's a well known historical fact that after World war, one resolved that the allies imposed to our a penalty on Germany and an end that led to the collapse of their currency. This things are not later than resentment of zing loss lay

Braun ensuing big hyperinflation led to world war. Two. So this is all leading to another cataclysm. If we're not careful one plucking little guy, sore and opportunity there in that area, savings and thought I can really. Thought, corralling blessings. If I can get my costume right, did you just Dr Adolf Hitler as a plucky little guy. That's I want a lot of history documentaries. I read a lot about the second World war. Never ever Have I heard anyone, descried Adolf learn, arguing, arguably in the running was stolen as one of the worst aspects of any century as a lucky little guy, it's very easy to function smoothly, Maggie. So let me get this straight then.

Starling. What was stolen, be if Adolf Hitler is a plucky little guy. What is Stalin. Who is he a kindly? man with a bit of a little bit of a kitchen, is of keys adorable old uncle? maroon snouted living. I would to hear your history of the twentieth century? with everyone described. Oh now, Well, that's great who, in his I'm a sympathetic, look dictators ya, know but you're right, you're, right Hitler! If you think about it, if you really want to get hee Hee capitalized on peoples, anger over negative things and try to hyper inflate positive things. This analysis will end up. How do I go to prison?

I think probably it ultimately for this now sooner or later, yes, some, like I mean with a sign, wrap up with held aloft. I think someone response of our positioning of Adolf. Hitler is lucky little guy. One of history is great monsters. Well, what we're just seeing is the other side of the coin. That's all, and I am Toby letters written because I think it's nineteen twenty five nice write letters, but I know that disapproving letters will be written and put in the post. I think, as you like this a rustle? Yes, yes, that's that's one of our idioms they're. All loud idioms, just you get on the lift or you get on an elevator. I get on the left. What are the back and when you go to the loose I go to the levy. I say, sir. I want to go to the level of the water closet. If someone says domain the bathroom, I wrote my eyes and just passes,

All that remains is horribly immensity. Now you're gonna have to deal with the city of linoleum man. Opponents of the various question quickly. Here is yes, even though we ve seen, assign saying, wrap up this with its dont pay attention to. They have no power over us just because you saw and zoom one of my producers rolled his eyes, pass a stool and hold up a rapid sign that gentleman has his own microphone and several banjos. That's me, Coralie those area he has that authority. I've been a deputize. So this is just a suggestion you guys do what you need to do that when a question mark? Actually, I didnt pay full attention to the grandma I didn't. I didn't have an x

The nation Mount wrap up or elite receives wrap up into the limitless abyss of nothingness. It was rap. Wrap. This was my least favoured part of the job. I hate doing this part. Yes, so you don't worry we'll despise you was well. I didn't mean that that was just a simple and crude job Russell. What's your question even although you may be the physical opposite of that plucky little I from the authorities in forties, enter save your nature, you are his twin. There is no argument from anybody and my camp there you ve been. I guess the serving, and I don't mean to compare it to a prison sentence, late night too, in America. Why do you think very such consistent, visual grandma? Why do you think that the late night torture is such a constant in a mirror,

cultural life. What does it say that desk the cities or even variations on such as your own fool Luna revelation what it mean why. Why is it like that wise that type of television, some important? What role does it play What is America being told about itself by those shows? You know it's interesting I thought about this a lot. The late night talk show allowed people don't know this, but it came to life or was it it sprung up out of network television came along and they re as well? This is quite profitable and then one person said: hey acts. Thirty at night. Everything just goes dark. What? If we through something on there and it didn't cost that much to make. We might make some money off of it. And so literally it's the the analogy is that it its people living in our house and they won t realize we ve got a huge attic,

We could just do it our we want with there's no pressure and who cares if it works or a dozen and that's where you get Steve Alan starts to mess around with it and he's an inventive guy. I ask you what you you look at us all tapes and there are literally just killing time. There are literally means doing some very inventive things and some very funny things, but especially in the early episodes in nineteen fifty four, fifty five, fifty six ten minutes can go by where there are just sort of discussing. I found this day in a sharp and look at this. You wind up and is not abstain. Look at that of disorder goes is, and I call you I found that sharpened Chesterfield cigarettes by the way. That's a good cigarette, got a clue, momentum flavoured you know and that's what they would do and then may be some comedy, but a lot of time. Killing and no shows went on for two hours. Sometimes they just one on forever and

and through the years it got refined and refined and what happened is the space in the became insanely lucrative, and so that has led to a man Johnny Carson was on for thirty years and if you think Jack parents devour neuron fur between them. Ten years before that, there's there's forty years and then these other house come along ministers Letterman whose doing this sort of anti talk show, but even to do the answer, show you need the same visual reference points, which is its some it was so anarchic about what David Letterman did. Is it looked kind of like Carson, but it was demented. You know there was a desk and there was a band, but it was so slightly off and he was slightly if he wasn't wearing that this he was wearing a suit suit jacket and time is also worrying. Tennis sneakers with it and the whole thing had a weird fields,

but it was on even later than most shows, was on at one thousand two hundred and thirty, and so that's when people my generation who had grown up with Carson, we saw Letterman. But I think it's almost this idea, that actually kind of believing myself. When I was doing my doing the late night show is. I always wanted these symbols of normal sea to be there. I wanted the desk to be there and the sidekick and for it to sort of you're normal, and that would make the strangeness even much more strange, didn't mean It needed I needed a straight line in order to ban depart from. It doesn't make sense what I just babbled yep is where there is. It believes the emergence of like I understand they was economically driven. As as to my earlier point, most things are economically driven and economically and if I can operate under those terms, it doesn't matter how good they or, if they good the metric by which good is established as an economic one can see that that's it.

Point of origin- and the above is pick peculiar to me, and s probably this could apply to any emergent form. They can This tendency of varies with desk. There are the chairs, there is this, it escape in that most, usually it's a male gates, get away ass, a silver, significant beam in the architecture of your country. In our view a shoving montage of America, along with the aforementioned Mcdonald's, arches and Elvis lay in a Hendricks or wherever If you would take some point, you demonstrate these figures that come out that do the monologue in front of the like it. Satellite is is saying something about America under what it is, and I wondered lead that they can be like you said, let yourself or lemon that can be for a challenging and are you definitely very very funny common and content on there but it still somehow is Stop militiamen form.

Since then, and not least because you say like is the whole thing is held together by Mark in an doesn't sewing. Yeah, but ever changing exchanging allied eminence changed a lot in the last it used to be that there were two were. Mean there used to be one show years and years and years ago. Then there were two. Then there were three and then it just exploded and because of cable and because of streaming and because of just the U big, You have ways of obtaining people. There is now so many shows its. I think it's going through a huge transformation like I think they used to be strictly it comedic or they were thought of his entertainment and and now I think, more and more of them are about there's more more pundits tree in late night. They get gray and they say: hey I don't really like what the president said today and there's sometimes you watch it. You think like this is drifting from.

But he too just opinion and anger, and some people really like and but it's just morphed. You wouldn't see that I don't think could see that fifteen twenty years ago, you might feet, see tones a bit, but would all be couched in comedy, There are times where I can watch someone late night and then I can live MSNBC and there doesn't seem to be that much of a difference. You know they're both angry about what the president did today, and so I think it's morphing Alai worth it will have again. What we in the in America had nineteen seventies and eighties, which is one person put us to bed at night, which sounds creepy older an older man would put us has to bed, but it was one guy and was the most famous person in America? You know he was arguably more famous than the president at any given time: Johnny Carson and then I don't think we'll ever see that again because there's a currently, I think, nine hundred talk shows in America

no one person has that power, nine hundred of them and I still couldn't make one work Conan in spite of your willingness to a tender production meeting and give me a break. Hey hand which are all- Waste remembered appreciate, to me that your record, your key devotion, then, is the comedy that you'd. I notice that you careful not to be critical of people that use it as a place for pondered tree by that is that two what interests you and I don't I don't get. The sense of that is because you want to maintain some ambiguity as not to deter rode out or no I just I have I have I bowed the God of Comedy and that's the cross I'll die on He said mixing metaphors, but I very much to me Is this funny and is it

silly and does it my favorite things I think, would be funny to an adult and to a child, and those are my favorite kinds of comedy even go. Back to when I was a kid and I did a cheap sight gagged by nine. Came out of the way in falling down didn, I I think I was always drawn to see Venus. I I love pink panther Peter sellers, there's just a commitment to its laughing at pomposity and a silly man that's that's always the way I'm gonna go and that's that's the thing. Gets me up in the morning and keeps me this business as the Irish when people failure the longest you know serving talk, show us that always happens like you, VE stayed at the party to lock. I dont think anyone sugar

read it, for you have stated this party longer than anyone Conan our relations yeah, I'm drunk and I dont want to drive home the ally that seems Maybe you got my appetite for the e, the universal and the thing that income like, I think, a lot about sound their great comics that I door and admire say, for example, we had likes, as or that british comedian Tommy Cooper by raising a countless committees is, I feel, like there's a sort of assent, and I think you have this actually of ding to a secondary ever present. Frequent say that it all aware is constantly there that we're all playing

rose in the hollow I may. This is important. I've got to get this done and any moment you can pick behind the veil and go. This is ridiculous. None of these matters will wield burying it's all for your part to something so very peaceful about. I think. Well, it's just. I think silliness gets dismissed alike as as just that being silly or that's just silly. It's not important and I think what is nothing more weren't than silliness, and so my favorite kinds of comedy. I was just showing my kids this the other day because I absolutely loved it, but it's from one of its maybe the fourth Pink Panther film Peter Sellers is, is spectacle so and comes in and he's upstairs in this mansion he's told the butler assemble everybody. I want to question them and when a question everybody

about the murder. So there are assembling downstairs and he's upstairs walk around it and he sees these parallel bars and anyone can look this up. It's just a great great piece of just comedy with a capital see and he gets on the parallel bars and he's ring is full trench, CO there are thinking his hat and he's he's saying I ass- I was- I was quite in math The pallor lies in his he's doing all this kind of purpose back and forth, and then he goes for the dismount, and you haven't noticed this, but there's this stairway there because goes, and he does it dismount and just falls out of frame you cut through the room where all the people are assembled and he tumbled into

brain it's hilarious and then he stands up and refuses to acknowledge that he just fell down a full flight of stairs and immediately launches into this kind of aggressive asphaltic. Questioning of this of that- and I think like ok, if anyone asked me what I am about its- that I just love- that that whatever Peter sellers did right there, that it doesn't get better than that. Thank you is very beautiful eyes as thinking that how do you write that you know? How do you write? That is with language in words, you spoke in patent. Just keep talking sum for the outcome in the end, but how do you have this perspective of bright whoops parallel bars, I'm saving the frame who pay that could have you just right: yeah, yeah yeah, just it's just pomposity, immediately revealed, but then he refuses to acknowledge it and goes right to you. Madam

I mean anyone else in their right mind would leave the room humiliated, but no clue cell goes On the on the attack immediately yeah, you know I wish you probably you know when you try out every year. That would be really nice. Actually, I know we live calculate six thousand miles apart. Yes, but the here and how is a powerful organ, as is the human genital? Then love does conquer all We will we'll be friends, I'm a bit more fretful in real life now, but you'll be fine guy France will be friends and I'll say this. I think one of the reasons, because I have the visual of you right here in my face on screen- and it's been very calming to talk to a circle, nineteen. Seventy seven George Harrison you're. Yet you ve really look exactly like him at this.

Is right now and I found like- and he was the most I think, centred and spiritual of of the Beatles and I've. I keep thinking every now and then because the visual was so convincing. Yes, George Harrison Circa nineteen, seventeen if it wants to be my friend I'll I'll live just around the corner from FRY Park, where George Harrison, spent there lay a part. His life away died actually unfriendly fanny his son and you know, I I I Georgia law, he'd, like whenever he saw, is like he got bored of fame about twenty whence he is allowed. If all this is bullshit, I get it I love George Harrison. I think he went on. I I I I know daddy a bit and I he's always been only to me- and she gave me a tour of that house, always when amending Eliza. So I've been

I've been over there and that's a lovely, lovely part of England just gorgeous. I had a very funny experiences will wrap up on this, which this I may have mentioned this once before the pipe gas, but it's cheaper, I was in London about seven play Citgo. Someone bought me a reservation at a place called children. Firehouse and I didn't know anything but apparently that's where people go to get their picture taken, and so I'm Chilton Fire us meeting, I think, air and executive it Turner who had book the reservation. We have our dinner and I walked out and there's about seventy paparazzi there. You know sort of London pop Rossi and one of them took a picture of me. So suddenly all the lenses came up and seventy five lenses, Yoda Flashbulb, started flashing flashing, flashing, plashing five,

you know like that, for did you see of Princess Diana, you know, but not long before she died just anywhere. She went just five five and I had that split second of being a famous person in London and then started to turn to walk up towards to find a cab up the street all the flashes stopped- and I realized an one guy in the crowd in a thick accents said a forgot you- and I realize in that second, that in one guy at seventy five said he looks like someone you know you. He looks like some belgian actress. One guy fired off his camera, which caused on the other mouse traps to fire off, and then they all we're like these As you know, I mean they might known more now because of the whatever the, but they still wouldn't care, and and- and

this one guy shut, the that are you and I just trot thought I'd make a job. So I said I am a male model and from berlin- and And it was this this great. That is a great and capital Haitian of the sudden rush of wow. Look at me all these flashbulbs going off George Michael in London, Circa, nineteen, eighty seven and then immediately. Who the fuck are you walking up the street in the dark, defined a cab the essence of the broth not, you dad? Don't you dare try go out of that's insipid broth? No, I

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and I want to answer all your questions with great candor. Ok. The first question is Frahm at Sea Massey. De Dear Sonia. Do you need a break, a break, a break from what from you? Obviously, For me, what are you talking about? We ve been shut down. We're not doing shows. You are in what is this place called was altered dean. Yes, I can't run by the way I've bought many maps of California. I can't find one that says auditing on anyway, while who coup buys these days. Just look on your phone again from an old guy named Gus gap. Here has an old filling stations. Your map dealer, that's cool. He has good maps anyway, you live far away the another Dana and younger mark, but if I want them from it go ahead there no birds. There can guess. I need a break birds, Canada, Elder Dena, the Answer is, yes, the only way a burden get of Venus if it takes an goober, you're working right now. Yes, I am

right now. You and I are doing this podcast, but this is one percent of our day. Most of the time you home and you with your dog oki right and year, show in it Your main squeeze your husband ah tat to kiss him, did you take someone's first name and then add ie and at the end of it, and then say that that just their last name. That's not how armenian name works. Armenian and earnest. Her real name is share: share Irian death, the transitory. Oh, it's a true story. Yet so it's true. If you say it is ok, Well, anyway. Yes, I need a break from what Europe all the time you must be dying to get back to work. No. I like this distance from Oh you I'm sorry. Did you say that you like this pandemic? What do you say that occasionally set out? Ok, I didn't eyes, I don't I don't I'm against it. I want everyone to be well. What's your position, you the other position all year, the position that you don't like the pandemic,

ok, that's an your arguing. Yet aside, no doubt do your part! No, are you pretend I'm? The only good thing about this pandemic is that I don't have to see you every day. Your exhausting, and you know that. So I need a break. I need a break now cause I feel like. I didn't, have a break for a long time, so it's like residual Conan is still in my life. And I need a break from that. You must miss me, though, that the day in and day out, back and forth, we have that sort of Spencer, Tracy Catherine Hepburn to people that for a while. You know that kind of that kind of that kind of chemist reference. Yeah. Sorry, thought of an older reference, ok, you wanna meet, relate to the kids today seals and cross. You know very we went through Ebay, is that there are the big hit makers. The seventy seals. Ok, can you think of people were debtor, others do not. Yet. I know what young people listen to Then, since you like logging in Messina, you know, I know what's happening out there and when it comes to wrap the old salt and pepper

So don't tell me, I don't know, what's happening right now, you I need a break. Well, you'll get it. What does that mean domain they'll, be it will face. You had some how it's done, how to do it trying to four years old. You aren't you in a position of power to fire me you catch fire. Me! I've looked into it. There is so much you are a barnacle that just re there's hugging, under that we ve taken the boat out of the ocean. We ve put it up in dry dock. We ve chiseled away at this one barnacle and we can't get it off the how about because it says I'm sure now and I'm still around you. I got analogy you now barnacle, on the actual common. But a terrible, big mistake on the S s Conan yeah, I'm the Unita Break. I need a brook you're, the boy. I need a break. What's taking too the question. Ok at lobbied says if you had to fire Matt or Sonia. Who would you choose that? Oh, I'm sorry that I say that to quickly you know now that he's

Not here. I want to say I'm cool of it. You and I have been together a long time that goarly I meet him like a year ago, literally they walk into a room. They said hey. Do you want to do a podcast and said? Maybe they brought in a giant box that said producers on it and they opened it and a bunch of producers fell on the and he was the one that role closest to me, and I said I guess this one He said I am a goarly, so yeah you and I have been through thick and thin. So now we have travelled the globe. We ve been in lots of sky its goarly sure out of the guy. I feel a little bad that I said it's so quickly You said it, so you don't even think about it for we could probably an editing, add more time and then add like a different voice. Its curly not mind going. This is a tough one to think about. And then slow down me going poorly took off.

You know excited we're gonna have to girlies Dubai. Here today he's the one that's gonna have to do it just to save himself, so it goes from who would you between soda and got goarly? It goes to between sooner let me think the alibi? I mean I don't know what's wrong with me. I loved her a family where we were taught to one day, never shall love only the prickly barbs, of wit, if you ve, even call that when they had just cruelty, yeah

yeah, we called it with my. I asked my brother near when I was like five, what's wit, and he just hit me over the head with a clock. Radio me said that wit. So that's what I've drawn up thinking sweet yeah. I will say it's nice to have goarly around cause. When you start to make fun of me, I had, then you can just go. Honour ran about him, it's nice to have deflect bench. True, I miss him when he's not here. You know, I was next add bostonian Underscore New Yorkers, says: hey Conan, lots of Americans here, New York, don't really wear gloves, are masts or give social distance. How should I distance myself in a fight? Oh subway train. That's a tough one! That's a lot of legitimate question. A lot of people are asking the first thing I would say I dont know why you're asking me that this is a serious question. This is a question for a health professional, I'm the worst person you could ask, but if you're asking what I would do, I think we have the right to ride up in the conductor.

Apartment. No, no one's ever explicitly said I've never seen a sign. That says you can't ride with the conductor and if it was supposed to send it says you can't ride with the conductor. Then I listen to it, but I don't see that sign I would force my way into that compartment anytime. I see like train cars empty it's, because a homeless person is usually like shitting in a corner or throwing up, or is there something to that too? Shooting and of the sub you tricked me remember Miss goarly more well, I say this. I don't know, I don't know, I would say you can't get on the subway car. If you're worried about it, you ve got away the subway car leaves and then walked the tracks in the tunnel ring a dark Well, wait! Don't do that. I know well do that now that don't do that! Don't do that, wait a minute I'm exploring ideas out loud, don't do them and to live.

Found one. I like you could write on top of the sub. What no don't do that? Don't do that about you? Just don't take the subway! Ok! Well, that's very entitled a view, Miss princess. But some people have to take the subway I mean. Are there? No other ways to get around. Calves are very expense, if you are so out of touch, that's the problem. People like who were down there in the streets? you know what's going on and then people like you who were living off in who all too Dena Loo and you're up and you're a high ivory tower. You don't know what's happening, a lot of people can afford to take a cab. I can't believe you so out of touch. I'm sorry. I may I will say I've been to New York with you many times. I've never seen anyone assembly. Well, that's because you know come with me. I have my own. Way car out of a private subway car. When I mean any art, it seems like a waste of resources as well as my own subway cards would pay.

Is it butler? What if I had my own subway car it when I visited here, city enemies will analyse it and I was always drinking. Some cognac in there and it was attached to them so the subway and I was going through the Bronx or queens, and people like what the fuck is, that torrent, o Brien in air, and I think it has toasting them all through my window where you can get in this is my private horrible guy, and I like em, you, like it

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