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why one company, central Loser Motors, knew you show me toward it stay tonight. We're coming to you live on super choose day. That's right, books, the big democratic farm. Revolting light is officially here. This is the big night when Democrats in fourteen states across Amerika will decide. Whether the democratic nominee should be an old man or an even older man.

Now remember- should choose Tuesday is super important because we have comes out on top tonight gets a big. In the race for the democratic nomination- and you also get older, losing this lunch money? So let's kick it off with a few results that we already know right. Vermont was easily one by the original founder of the Bernie sat already, and we know that Colorado has also gone his way. But It's looking like tonight is all about Joe Biden, because black voters just put him over the top all across the south in Virginia. He won by thirty percent and has also been declared the winner in North Carolina and in Alabama So right now black people all embracing binding so hard. I wouldn't be surprised if he rose up trees next debates we just like what kind of four You know the thing you know the thing now. We can also support the

Michael Bloomberg has won the territory of American Samoa, which means he gets there, delegates in full troll of their girl scout cookies. It's nothin men's, but it's something now he's a thick every networks and I can give you the primary results as they happen, but here, the Danish, all my friends, we ve invested in technology that can predict who will win every state before the votes, even ouch it. So, let's turn to our senior election analysed. In training. Everybody is standing by and I, with state of the data, show vote costs the Ronnie, let's not waste any time. What have you got for us? That's why Trevor they suitable cast. I can tell you who is one biggest prize of the night. California Odin saw me log in your shit. Ok, so I just got remember my house

yeah we're just just put in putting the possible we gotta go, we live, we live, we gotta go yeah, yeah yeah. What was again, I haven't used this thing like for years now. Was it water into four years ago I mean only passwords, unlike some, neither pop culture is what was it like? Government was dead, Pool Lincoln, was that for years ago, was that there was a great movie, the wave, maybe it. Also. If I swift you know, you'll to Tom Hills, then tell Swift with sweat you're so long room. I recall you're gonna make it. I really think, does what the password is. Why don't wanna get locked out? Just click forgot password Running Kijiji, Someone's in a rush hour, fine find just click forgot password, you down or security question. Who is your best friend we're running? That's! That's!

We don't have a business were read my name, you always say we're best friends, redmain, let's go What I mean you're good friend, why are you deaf? We, the best friend in the Rome but you're, not like security question mess ran right. I mean someone just comes my immediately like what was it like boys, boys desi means deafening, not Michael cask. I guess you normally this we live. We don't have temples, I'm so sorry, everyone, we figure it out, feared out we'll chicken with, many trying later. Ok as it stands, it looks like the super. Tuesday is a lot more dramatic than previously anticipated. Because remember a few weeks ago, people were saying that Bernie was going to clean up, but after Biden dominated South Carolina. He was neck and neck with burning and what's propelled him even further was getting help from a few new friends former vice President Joe Biden is riding into Super Tuesday on a fresh wave of support. Three of his former rival speak Buddha, Judge, Amy Closure and better work maiden

I submitted endorsements before today's critical votes at a dueling rally centre, Bernie Sanders spoke in Minnesota. Global short on state where he extended an olive branch to all of Aimee Pizza, millions of supporters door is open cover. The door is open, but calls it after you walk in they show that goes on train about quickly quickly quickly. But yes, last night was big for Joe Biden because he got all the endorsement of his former rivals. Buddha judge came out to say Joe is the only one who could unite the Party Clover Shaw came out to see the Joe is the best choice for model

and better will rock came up to remind people. He still exists. I was the guy who dropped the bombs, so you don't have to be a genius Erasmus genius to notice that the Democratic Party right now is at a crossroads. On one side you got burnings revolution on the other side binds returned to normal, see now some people feared this could become a rift that destroys the Democrats, and Donald Trump wants to do his part to make sure that happens. I think it's really get disparity, but maybe a bullet through it was rigged against me for you. God, I pulled through. I think it's rigged against burning voter judge, just went out and said something in probably they'll say: hey look. If I wait I'll put you in the administration. Let's go quid pro quo right wing RO yeah, some

tells me the only thing Trump has learned from the entire Ukraine scandal is the phrase quid pro quo. You know it's like it's almost like tromp has one of those word of the day calendars, but every word is a crime he personally committed. If you asked me to tell nomination, is being an best. What trump isn't the only thing play the democratic primary right. Now this ocean actual plague you see because the corona virus is up there and there are concerns that democratic voters are not going to turn out the way people expect them to because they want to pick up the same pen than a thousand people have already coughed on. So to put the voters ease. The democratic party had to improvise super worries on their superinduced day and not over a voting is going but out this virus is spreading. We ve given hands entities are sanitary wives. We ve given gloves shore pole workers, but also

Then some instructions from the CDC about how to use hands entities or should proper hygiene. Some are actually send ingredients to people's cars to take their ballots rate from them, so that nervous voters don't have to interact with the public. The pulling locations are very busy inside because of DR by voting. Are you changing from hope, which are due to judge your common energy market differently? We ask you: ok, no yeah! Because of corona virus polling states ponies so giving people. Hence our ties. Are they doing them gloves in some states have even instituted drive by voting, which is apparently not cause. It sounds because, when they said drive by voting, I put a mean someone pulls out.

Out of nowhere, and just like this is no Medicare bench I voted. I voted. I voted. No election officials are trying to do is to limit the spread of the coroner bars between voters at a Bernie Ready in Minnesota. Last night, Congresswoman Ill Hon Obama seem to me going for completely different approach. Are you ready for this each one of you in the audience to take? If we moment with me all the hand of the person to you right, it's gonna be. I know it not what are you doing like step by step instructions for

running corona virus. Ok, now like your finger and put it in your neighbors, knows and enforceable wise alone. Almost doing this is crazy, but then, as I call man does actually genius when you think about it right, because, because just just think about think about it, you ve got all of those people in that room and want to all those people gonna need after the germs have been exchanged, free healthcare. Will you get free healthcare from earnest as I have just been told, that monitoring finally has his boat cost a back up and running, and we can see which democratic handed has won the big in California Ronnie. I guess this means you figure out who your best friend is? Yes, yes, yes, yes, I did. I travelled

not my best friend is Phoebe. Location is always my favorite, but now I'm stuck in this are stupid capture thing right, I'll meet. You want you through that so you're supposed to click. The squares that contain traffic lights running. Everyone knows how it works, just click on it, Let us move on! Ok, I'm starting is not that easy. I I mean or get shot. So this was definitely this. One is definitely a private light, and over here is obviously continue drive. Right right, but then this is. Why does it get tricky? Ok, because, like this one's clipping the edge over years, this drive, you got the pearl. Here's the pole travelling. Why is a trick? Question will notice that if you want to get your get you won't. Let me just ask Audio Zodiac know things they drive like anybody who thinks he's gone, encouraging running. Why you making such a big deal, just click the poles who cares Trevor. I care, ok, because if I get this wrong, I'm a robot.

We just want you to tell us one California, California I gave until the robot right now they are ignored. What do you have your existential crisis and will come back to you when you know it's actually going on? I'm so sorry guys. This is. This is horrible. Now this this isn't just a big knife, Bernie Biden and the corona Vires Pass. The candidate who has the most writing on tonight is MIKE Bluebook form in New York City mayor, an undefined in limbo, champion you see when it joined the race in November, Bloomberg came in with a bull strategy of completely ignoring the first four primaries and instead betting, his entire campaign on making a big splash on supervision, and to make that happen? He's been spending money hotter than a data Chuckie cheese trying to keep custody

kids? I super Tuesday. The candidates, although spent more than a billion dollars on the airwaves Bloomberg alone, accounts for half that spending. That spending includes more than one million a day on Facebook. Bloomberg has spent approximately eighty two dollars every second, just in the month of January, violence campaign buying only four thousand dollars of digital ads and caliph. Four thousand, while Bloomer has bent seventy eight million on ads state alone do bag has hired at twenty four hundred staff as calling the market bluebooks. Also snuffling up all the good stoppers by paying them twice what other confines of, as well as joining laughed jobs in the last I vines and for some lucky stop is fully furnish luxury apartments, but then to state my Bloomberg spent eleven thousand dollars on sushi, which equates to night going into three minute. Add designed to look a little bit like an oval office addressed good evening. I know this has been a very worrying

thousand dollars on shoe she you're for that kind, money. I better be eating the little mermaid as shipped, but having for bloom those spending eleven thousand dollars on sushi is it's nothing. In fact, disguise rich. He did something over the weekend that no other candidate has the money nor the eagle to do he bought An entire commercial break light blue work actually ran and add yesterday spent about a million dollars doing in a three minute. Add designed look a little bit like an oval office address good evening. I This has been a very worrisome weak from many Americans. The curve virus is spreading and the economy taking a hit, as Americans we face many challenges before and we have overcome them together. Looking out for one another and armed conflict. That is how we will get through this one as well. I might Bloomberg. Can I approve this message? rich and then there's billionaire rich, because you realize this guy

made his own oval office and then bots his own residential address. I didn't even know you could do that and it looks legit. I bet people were confused. You know, Tromp was watching that light The president is talking shut up everybody, sir you're, the president, I'm Bloomberg, so rumour spent over a million dollars to convince all of that he's the man to defeat corona virus, but then a video Bloomberg released yesterday of him eating pizza. Suggest that he actually may be part of the problem. Licked his fingers

and then he goes back and touches everything else that is so discussing a bit the corona virus. What then, was needed wash my hands, so just remember, MIKE rumour has spent over half a billion dollars trying to win this nomination, but all that money seems to have bottom. Is people digging up skeletons from its past and debates where Elizabeth warrant completely burned him to the ground? In fact, that night was such a humiliating one, that Donald Trump has, made a part of his latest comedy routine. She was really means many MIKE the way she treated you know what he's gone we are by this gap, Oh shit,

Well, some brilliant comedy, I'm I'm not I'm more impressed by troms Bloomberg Impression or the fact that he was able to do a squats reflect. So after fifteen weeks of everyone asking the question half billion there by the election tonight's, we might have gotten our answer. Michael workers having a terrible light. Bloomberg is sinking like a rock might Bloomberg, who is fair to say, you're, not having the night. She He paid for officials tell my colleague, Josh Lighterman that Bloomberg will now reassess the campaign, and once the data comes that's right folks, it looks like yet again. Bloomberg has come. Short? Why actually feel bad for this government think about? He came into this race with sixty billion dollars, and now he is what

fifty nine and a half billion dollars. I would not want to be him right now before we got an outbreak, let's quickly, again would want Chang and the vote Costa and see if you can give us anything Ronnie, please only you up and running yes, yes, yes, I mean now ended, let's find out who want California? Oh, oh, damn! Sorry, There we just go away for this. Add planning, are you? Are you sure adds? Why didn't you just pay for the premium version? Ok, because shovel summers twelve ninety nine a month is blah the control right. Sorry Forbes. Besides, it's just an educated to skip, it loses its over before you know it right. You just depressed skip and none of damn I sites, then we only open the ad, ok Damn ok, you know this was on me. I'm sorry! This is my bad. My bed actually know what that's like you, dog jack- and I say that I met you. Ve been looking for a jacket like that and others. A noise like you

about it just shows up. I mean you: are you serious right now running yeah, yeah yeah? I think so. Coming back right springs gear can pull this off our eye Eric, I'm! So sorry guys. This has been a complete waste of time, and now we have to go for a short at break. While just The shut up brought a very large and we'll be back with more results will soon produce. They don't go away. Today's episode is brought you buy irresistible from focused features, written and directed by John Stewart, storing Steve Grill Chris Cooper, Mackenzie Davis. And rose burn in theatres and on demand. Now John Stewart is back in he's gone you, the comedy events of this summer. Irresistible what's the story of a democratic political consultants who helps a retired marine, Colonel run for mayor in a small Wisconsin town, Watch, t v, corral and rose burn face in a local election that garners national attention. John Stewart Irresistible is in theatres.

And on demand now. Come and live for super to date. So, let's check in on some more results. Joe Biden has come out on top in Oklahoma. He's also won the state of Arkansas and here's. Some exciting news tells he gathered one three dollars in a scratch of lottery ticket, some cool- I never went in those, so we ve got cells from a number of states, but the biggest state of the night is still up in the air. California, and I feel that criminal Read this try one more time many at the vote, costs are running. Do you? whose winning yet this group of words, I don't care about red leather jacket, just whose winning in California plums, oh yeah yeah. You got a driver, ok

start in Alabama County California, where, as you can see, Jan saw them. The batteries did. Are you sure it's yeah yeah? It's ok, it's ok! Fine! I just need a usb court, but, like the usb see, the one everyone has one, and no one has any one at that banks from nothing wanted Chang. Now we spent a lot of time tonight talking about the candidates, but campaigns are much more than just the candidates. There are thousands of staffers donors and everyday p while supporting the candidates and our own desi lighted, caught up with one specific supporter whose contributing to his candidates in his own special way, with super to at an end. What salute the real heroes of this election campaign? Volunteers working tirelessly for candidates they believe in- and one the myth Warren Ban has been doing more than just giving you flyers to throw away so

that shows me proof of a donation to Elizabeth warns campaign. I give them one month of free access to my personal porn account coming in new unpack that for me I love war and I love her policy, so I give free access to my only fans account, and I propose videos and myself having sex, is being a pizza. So, Get this straight. You are doing he's and banana dominoes pizza. Willing. Elizabeth Warren up is correct, but how about war and that made Kenny take matters into his own hand number One of our policy, specifically, is health care. I am a type one diabetic and I'm gonna turn twenty six in two months and leave my health insurance not only that

The twenty six is basically retirement age for porn start. Yet Kenny is still willing to give up his earnings for warrant. But how much are we talking? So I hearts and nine dollars and ninety nine tonnes for a year a month, that's more than Disney plus I name if Elsa start showing Adele do up her by maybe Disney pleasures are charging war. Well, I re I'll. Tell you something if I could see baby Yoda Buttonhole I'd max outworn two people think maybe you'd is cute, but I know he nasty yeah. Look at me like that. He's birthday he just supposed to look like a baby, ok- and I started this campaign last Wednesday and I have raised close to if not exceeded, about six thousand dollars. You re six thousand dollars since and always people literally just wanna, see my bundle and to raise money for Elizabeth Warren. Absolutely that is

as more and more candidates drops out, you can just feel the general election poking through its obvious Kenny is flexible, but does that Flexibility extend to his political loyalties. Has Elizabeth Warren, always your candidate or did you ever think about doing a Yang Bang I'm Timor and all the way. What if a more moderate candidate when's, the nomination with that. Just we like over the shirts for modern, even though I would have an extra at that point, you could experiments, I mean, have you ever tried? sex position, were you blindfold yourself and just stumble around and keep getting in your own way called the Biden yeah, not my favorite, blue, no matter who blue, no matter who Kenny's willing to put his ass on the line for any democratic candidate. Do you have any advice, firm, young people who want to be more involved, use your voice

unregistered about. We really have the power to flip this entire country. Around democracy was built. Backs of brave young people, and so ties that involves being on the dominoes Peter. My committee, so my guess, whom I served as a White House, senior adviser and campaign manager for President Barack Obama, new book is called a citizen's guide to beating Donald Trump? Please welcome David Bluff let's jump straight into it. This is a night that what seventy two hours ago, people said wouldn't happen. And said he was fine, the entire time that there's no something that we didn't or has it heavies hopes just paid off knots, remarkable means

only two hours ago he was done, was last political life. Now he's probably the from one of the democratic nomination, its remit people seventy two hours, american politics. It really is interesting time, where you know we're going to witness the Democratic Party once again going to similar journey to what we saw in twenty. Sixteen we'd looks like you will have two candidates who represent two very different ideologies of what the Democratic Party is going to be looking at the race from here onwards, who do you think, has the advantage woman inured out a little bit on math. So you know if you look at the states that are coming after today. Flaw a Louisiana Georgia states were got high, suburban the binding really well and tonight, and a lot of african american boat naturally been a cornerstone of his comeback right, as you could give by the advantage on particular tickets. Or to person re summing Bloomberg. Obviously, probably can he's hours days at most before this adventures over

right I was with one's gonna. Tough decision to make so I would give by the advantage, but listen centres has been a strong candidate. Is strong campaign, got a great organization and he's not gonna go down without a fight. What what do you think that fight looks like, though, because this is what this is. One of the more interesting conversations in and around the Democratic Party is: can the Democrats fight but then still come together? The way Republicans did before two thousand and sixteen. So I went to a really tough primary in two thousand and eight the Obama Clinton primary. So I think if we lose its not be, we didn't come together. We have to work at it, but you know, I think it's really question between Bernie Sanders campaign and are actually given in italy- and I worry said it's not enough to simply be trump and we have to be Trump and bring a revolution, and so my guess is right now about fifty five to sixty percent of the party thing, it's enough just to be tromp right and you got the Sanders day. So I think, listen because we're talking about Trump, the menace the threat of him getting eight years versus for his sober

announce that I think will come together. Let's talk about your book, a citizen's guide to beating Donald Trump. It's interesting that you say a citizen's guide as in not parties, not politicians, but just people on the ground. What do you think people can do beyond just voting Donald Trump. What does that mean? You know you wrote in your book. Actually the thing we should fear more than failure, rejections regret, and I want people to think about laid on the night of November. Third or early in the morning of November Fourth Donald Trump strides across the ballroom moral logo with his drifter family and accepts a second term. Having won the election, how will we all feel they are fox? They have Sinclair their bright for they ve got Putin, they ve got the Russians. They ve gotten incumbent president, whose obsessed with nothing else winning reelection. We need all of us to give what time have on social media, registering voters knocking on doors getting in the content game, because if we have a decision

gated army and millions of people. We can fight back, but he is going to be really tough to be there's nothing he won't do there's no lo. He won't sync to write the win re election, and so I think, there's enough people on America to defeat him. We got to register him. We got to turn them out and we got to persuade enough of them. Some might say, David. I get this but last time Hilary one by millions, more votes and it didn't make a difference so does that mobile nation Massa. If people have drawn a man in such a way that the electoral college defines the victor more than the popular vote. Hey that's rules we gotta play by what you think. People do in that regard the so we ve got a wee Wisconsin, Michigan Pencil Ancient Arizona, North Carolina, Florida, Georgia and he's going to come to literally a voter to precinct. So when things are right about the book as if you go reddish voters for an afternoon in Michigan and you my register to people. You think what does that matter, but a five other thousand people are doing at that same day and they do it the next day I knew

for October, that's more than enough to voters to win, so you ve, gotta, think your contribution in the aggregate and my point in the book is I hope we have a great nominee in a grey campaign, but we can't count on it. We ve got to take ownership of this and honestly If there is more, you could do an election night that you didn't do and Donald Trump winds. My message: it's a tough messages. You deserve Donald Trump. We all have to take this country back won't happen without that kind of individual effort. By now of Americans, you you on Obama's campaign. It was, it was was considered by many one of the most revolutionary grass roots movements. What do you think the big difference? Wars with Barack Obama's campaign for president and what The Democrats didn't twenty. Sixteen with Hilary by also really good. Twenty eighteen congressional elections in part, because so many citizens got involved, listen Obama. Fired millions of Americans to give time that they didn't have? They gave financially there? later on the wine and

We didn't have enough that in sixteen. I think a lot of people thought that Trump would lose. I thought he would lose rights in Hilary didn't inspire. That seems kind of ocean. I hope we have a nominee who makes people excited about them, but I know eight years of Donald Trump is not twice the damage we will not recover. The planet will not recover from former years of this guy. This is an existential threat to the entire enterprise, and so I think that, but my point is yes, you to be inspired. Yes, you wanna be asked right, don't wait taken into your own hands, take it anymore, Second, the beating guy from is available. Now everybody.

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