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onto my show. Great Britain gets its very own trump, the biggest scandal from the world of chess, and why recycling is a lie. So, let's catch up on today's headlines. First up, if you ve ever thought, I like Donald Trump and his policies on these hair, but I really just wish he could reach them. Great Britain has the leader

Are you crazy news out of London this morning? There's a new prime minister for Britain. Forest Johnson will take over from Teresa me John, so lose a device to figure seen by many as Britain's Donald Trump Loan Rush populist formed of anti immigrant rhetoric whose built a career twisting the truth from where there is a report that deliver unite defeat was not the perfect acronym furniture campaign, since our approach leads bills done what they put the final E. My friends,

Rise and I say to all the Dodgers dude we are going to join the country began to get rich dumb. Viewed do where is my motor vehicle dude? You don't. I love about Briggs. It is how confident everyone is when they come into the job here, like everyone before them hasn't failed at Briggs dismally. It's already wiped out two prime ministers, but the next gothic or mortar. Let's during come on bridging breaks, it is basically the cinnamon challenge of politics. That's what is certainly pay guys and when we do, the Bregenz can be super. I mean if I came into the job out, be lot more humble I'll, just be like look. We ve seen that breaks. It is not my second round, so here's a shotgun episode. Really bad just finish? We all. Thank you very much moving on. If you are one of those people who spent last me saying itself, I wish we did cooled down with some moraine. Will your wish those granted you son of a bitch

this deadly heatwave that we ve been having has broken, but now we ve got the rain and you can see it. Of course, the EAST Coast was we hit hard by severe thunderstorms, severe storms, creating travel nightmares and the region throughout the night. Bringing traffic on one major highway to complete stop during the evening. Commute New York City, subway writers inundated by unexpected into a waterfall one New Yorker bravely walking through floodwaters up to her thoughts at airports. Delayed and cancel flights piled up our own Gregg Melvin, surrounded by frustrated flyers at New Jersey, Newark Liberty, international airport. That's right! Yesterday, New York City got floods from Brooklyn all awaits queens cause could withdraw.

Some ways were filling up with water, and most tragically pizza rats drowned yet turns out. There was only room for his girlfriend on that slice of pizza, yet to make a choice and by the way just a little on the same page. First, we had the giant heatwave right with the floods plus is quakes in California, and we ve got a plague of measles because I think Goddess front sent us a message. I don't remember the old testament, but I think he's work. Up to something like he's: either gonna wipe us outweighs dropping a new elbow, monitor how this work. All I'm saying is if your first born son, you might want to get your affairs in order. That's all I'm saying, oh and by the way, by the way, this approach, the personal thing for me like I know that being stranded in an airport is frustrating, but I'm really shocked when I see people complaining to airport staff that a plane can take off in a who's got those people like all why we want to take up what yeah it's a storm

who are you mad at I don't care. I am somewhat debate- is that somewhere, Heaven the shovel sloping asshole feeding examined carefully, wouldn't have not yet when no one can believe in applying this should be a special flight for all of those people complain that everyone wants a fly. Fishermen are all you want a flower garden likes, you would have a more green flag was like every airport needs. Basically, every airport in America just needs an african father. Right is thus an african pairs. Adele threaten you with a thing you complaining about. You be like when we signed the, but you want to fly lifelike Well, let's see what happens to you go I fly. You see what happens when the plane crash that ok who's next everybody knows finally, you're a cats, you probably having a great month of July, does a movie coming out about you and if you live in New York,

you get to keep your clause New York State now leading the way when it comes to taking care of cats. It is the first in the country to ban decline. The feline advocates in favour of the band say: decline, causes not only severe pain but lasting psychological damage. Recounts advocacy, the practice that has gone on for decades is cruel. The common reason pet owners declare their cats is to protect their furniture. That's right. New York has passed a law saying that you cannot remove a cats clause, which is great news because I was for the decline, going was a little weird, especially since american laws allow cats to own assault rifles like I don't get it. But what are the seriousness I've, always find it strange that people want to have animals, but then also want to change what makes them that animal like I want to catch one. I don't want my furniture against scratch. Your hair on my carpet than you do

once a cat. You want a room, that's what you want. I don't get the cat and include their nails out is the same thing of people clip like birds, which I want to bring that doesn't like. No, no older people cut for dogs. Tail was like what what do you want here like the wagon, but it just distract me from the deluge blocked like what are you doing. You mustn't. If they did. That's you that's internationally. The law. This is your animal can do to you what you like. If your dog- just don't you talk to marching Yoda was like here, we should get rid of the tongue. I gathered so much better. All right! That's for the headlines. Let's move, charming story. Every day, thousands of shipping containers show up on America's shores carrying everything from cause to electronics, to democratic candidates, I know who keeps ordering these things, but this too many, but now there's a new import flooding, the country that you won't be as excited.

Such a massive shipment of contaminated waste could be handed back to the United States. Malaysia says it sending back thirty. Three hundred tonnes of plastic waste to countries like the United States, the UK and Canada, South EAST asian countries, as sending back any he can't be recycled and countries like the. U S, daily and the UK have all been told to expect the garbage to be returned to them. That's right. Shipping containers full of plastic waste are showing up on America's doorstep, which doesn't make anybody happy. I was happy to see. Try trash like ex. If seagulls they love trash. Seagulls, wasn't like the easiest people to buy gifts? For you know it's just like allowed you to plastic for thanking you really like there's nobody signs of a little mamma. She buys every day. The question is, the question is, why are contain? Is full of plastic waste showing up in America? Well, let's find out in another storm

If you dont know now, you know when you think of recycling, you probably think of a magical process where you throw your plastic in the blue, been and the unicorn takes it away, and then nine months late you got a beautiful new baby water bottle, but the truth is much like making an actual baby. The recycling processes messier than what you may believe point most of us put out recycling trash day recyclers through it, bundled up and shivered overseas to be recycled for decades? Much of that waste was sold to China. America's main exports to China by volume was trash, recycled, metal, cardboard and plastic for decades, China's being a global dustbin, taking huge quantities of our rubbish recycling and the relationship with symbiotic. China would ship,

goods to the? U S, the? U S would use the empty ships descend. China, recycling, China. We then use the recycling to make new goods to ship, to the. U S and the psycho continued Yup from China to America back to China and then to America again, basically, its saw olive tree gnostic into paper, obey plastic to pay a plastic to pay gap, believe it or not America, create so much trash that has had to send it over to China to be recycled, which isn't really rising when you think about it, like nobody is better at creating unnecessary trash than America. I mean this is the same country where you can buy orange slices in plastic contain them. Yet as if there wasn't already a container for orange slices called an orange it's in the container and forever long time. The relationship walked right. America sent China Recycling, China turn it in, fake Louis Guitar bags, but there

Just like your ex. After a while, China decided it was sick of taking trash. My twenty twelve China, receiving nearly half of all the recycling that American shipped out of the country, a lot of those materials could not be recycled. They were ending up in landfills. Ireland is taking a human talk. Now the country is trying to clean up its image. In January, China stop taking most of the dirty recycling. It called foreign garbage, which means some seven million tonnes of plastic needs to be recycled elsewhere. Yup, you say back when China was a poor country. They were fine with sorting through America's recycling, but now that there are more rich and more powerful, they decided that that's beneath them, which is understandable. You start making some money.

You upgrade. Your life is like when you get a big promotion and also you start buying the super soft toilet paper instead of using napkins you stole from burger king, you know what I mean. You lay them together and you make sure the corners overlap. We ve all done that come on so with China no longer taking America's plastic, all the recycling has had to find some way to go on for a while. They were a lot of countries in Asia that were willing to take it. In fact, they were happy to take it. This used to be mostly paddy fields, but rubbish which has been dumped here for almost forty years, dominates the landscape villages here, don't mind. In fact they welcome it, like many other

Gimme makes a living from sorting through the waste. This used to be a poor area. I can even afford to go to school, but with this trash I could put my three children through school. My oldest is getting a phd. That's insane right, I said, is one of the craziest things up this guy. I managed to get his kids a degree from trash which is ironic because that trash probably contained a few actual degrees and his story wasn't the only one, many people around Asia we're making money by sorting through America's recycling which which isn't a great job, but for many people to change their lives. But, as we said earlier, America uses a lot of plastic and, after China closed its doors, many of the smaller countries couldn't handle the volume of plastic recycling. There was coming into their country to turn from a blessing into a curse, which is always the case with plastic. Let's be honest

with his plastic, recycling or plastic surgery? A little bit is ok, but if you do too much, you look like yours watching the end of an image. Emmeline movies like there are large your water, so just like China. All these other countries have decided that they ve had enough of western trash, We don't want your recyclable trash. That is the message from Cambodia that country just sent back. Eighty three shipping containers filled with sixteen hundred tons of plastic waste back to the EU. As in Canada, saying quote, Cambodia is not a dustbin where foreign countries can dispose of waste. Countries, like the Philippines say its wish to

waste littering their shores, sin to poorer countries instead of being recycled. The president of the Philippines what're you going to tear Dave and made it very clear to Canada that the trash was not welcome to send it back to Canada. Garbage visa on own runaway prepare began. He did you uncle while why Rodriguez did said they regard agenda, does not mess around, prepare a grand reception for your trash and eats it if you want to its Islam, but as such

with less formal way to tell someone to shove it up ass like no- and I got loves you here today- to deliver a your mama jobs is like your mother has over endowed so much that the government recently bestowed upon her own area cord. So Cambodia, Malaysia, Phillipines China, all of them have come together to say it is time for America trash to go home, in other words, send it back send back. So now the trash is headed back here to the U S, and you might be saying, will find Trevor we'll just have to recycle it ourselves. Well, unfortunately, it's not that easy to what happens now, the plastic we used to ship to China much a lot of its just piling up here in the states. A lot of plastic comes to recyclers like Bulgaria, all mixed together, impossible. The separate cost effectively cities across the

We are now re examining whether their recycling programmes on waste is it better for people to recycle wrong or not at all is better for people not to recycle it all. It sounds crazy, but you have to put it in context. Ok, when it comes to like tin cans like all of us. Are you can still recycle it, but when it comes to plastic, incorrect recycling is worse than no recycling at all, and even though you might think no, I recycle correctly. The chances are that you're not like we'll think we recycling, when we put a plastic bottle in the little blue plastic been. What are we actually supposed to be doing? Is taking the lid off the bottle and then you're supposed to take that little ring off. That's under the lid of every single bottle, yeah yeah, oh, and if you get take out, you can just throw that in the Bin. Call it a day

even just rinsing offers, and couldn't you supposed to wash that thing like make it clean Martina than might pencils browser history, just everything issues where you can he's like. I want even type google cause. It sounds like a sex thing and now what I say these things you might be thinking dude. I love this planet, but those plastic brings us too much. What will then there's one other thing we could be doing, and that is using less plastic, which I know is hot, because we ve gotten used to it like I'm obsessed with and we all use it is convenient, but we're gonna need to try. I've actually thought of a few solutions for all of us do not yet know instead of plastic plates thinking we can just use our paths, think about it. It's flat, it's big and as an added bonus when you watch Netflix during dinner, you don't even have to look up yeah, oh no. They killed eleven or no. That's that's polonaise ashes, five. Looking for everything S, all those delivery. Containers that you give em like post maids, know, there's something you don't need just have the delivery. Guy put all your

food in his mouth and then he's please it's you like a baby bird when he arrives, you'll be helping the planet and you make a really close friend yeah, so the next time, the next time you plan on tossing out a piece of plastic that you use for, like a total of three seconds, just remember that pretty soon that plastic may be headed back your way. If you dont know now, you know who we're right back support for this begins. Kinsmen see, you knew, I guess theories created by Johnson and Johnson in the American Nurses Association nurses

This is to the suffering, I'm it changed: violence, allergies, the gaps and care. What's her home life, what do you have to eat? They see where things fall apart: social isolation and loneliness and the risk of being alone at an older ages, pretty high and in addition to having that incite around where it's not game. They frequently have a really good idea about what a solution might look like. I'm shot a butler, I'm a nurse economist and health tax specialist. And I am so excited to share the stories of nurse. Let innovations that are changing the healthcare game with see you now download and subscribe to see you now, wherever you get paid. Every now, and then we like to check on the world of sport, which means a time for another addition of I apologise but talking while you

talking pays more expands, Michael, the motorcycle gas that in he's Roy Grapefruit Lacroix, would junior by midnight Mccoy. They are officially in the most boring part of the sports calendar. Nothing exciting is happily wait. Wait. We still got baseball action like I said Bing exciting is happening. Delay. That means we ve got some time to cover some of the more obscure sports like Snail race, the worlds Ass, the snails lugging it out at the world championships now raised the snails race to reach the outer circle of the thirteen inch course, which is just the table with the damned cloth.

Spread out. This year's winter was a snail named semi who completed the course in two minutes and thirty eight seconds a lightning fast time for one of the world's slows animals. No reason that has got to be the floor with support in the world will not as low as both ye say. One more thing about America's pastime I'll: send you back to your shit hole country from exactly. But here's what I wonder about the sport cost up. How do you train a snake? two way, so maybe a higher french guy to chase them with a knife and fork won't eat you didn't. I will soon be. She sees the asylum, It cannot do. Let's move out of you Snail raising was quirky, wait till you see what's happening under the one expense

Its furious, its octopus underwater hokey is alone bus thing to schools and believe it or not, there are rules. It is madness that isn't on contacts, ores, you gotta be busy, and now you gotta get next. Two things need moaning size. You can try and get pretty close to people men, whether those most girls issues, unlike any other way really because surrounded some asylum in the way you player. God damn what kind of sport is it? I feel like white people, so one black guy playing hockey and they were like. We should have water I think this looks fine Roy, but personally I don't mess with swimming pools. I drove into the shallow and years ago about my head. We ok yeah, but personally I don't

Swimming pools. I Dobbin at a shallow and years ago about my head. You know another sport, we don't hear much about chess lots of people think just as point, but it turns out a lot more exciting think I trust grandmaster as accused of cheating and a bathroom during a tournament in France last week. This is a picture of evil arouses on the toilet table suspended after this vote is show them city. There are looking at a cell phone during a break from a competition. The world Chaz Federation Director on Facebook said. As long as suspected of treating the fifty eight year old has stunned the chest wall by reckoned up winnings at an age when most players in decline, Y yeah, hot cheating and a bathroom stalled major kudos too you ever bathroom perverts nap. Therefore, I thank you. I gotta start

I gotta to start using this Roy. What's that officer, why my setting up a toilet can because I respect the integrity of chess chess you, don't even led to leave the room to cheat chess. Why don't you just as which planters losing Diego but I hope it has voted the luxury of ways. Yeah. You know it. I vine jogging. Where is that people actually consider chess? A sport chess is sport. You need focused strategy. Mental endurance is just as a board game like monopoly. Is I mean monopoly? Is a sport How would you ask someone not I'll send your ass the jail, but that was man is a ratio of the monopoly. If you don't pay rent than you, you have to you monopoly words. Why? Why not? I will not go. Let's go. Let's go. I see ten to fifteen minutes to go. The bathroom welcome, robotic

It was my Managua deploy, monopoly, horizontal travelling drop and who are not what we're doing, because everyone back. My guess is a comedian and of the new late night, showing comedy central called lights out with David. Spain is welcome David, Spade

Fraid opens, a new body were back together is back together. Again, I mean all the last time we were back together. I was watching you on tv as a kid in South Africa. There I got no genuine. My mom was like easily wanting a biggest fancies like loved you on the shoulders like he saw. Grumpy and funny. Has our citizens, like just shoot me a moment just like this guy so angry, but I like him, yeah yeah, that's still sore holds true. Today, fame hair cut claimed jugs right here. You know you Say that you yourself deprecating, but I feel it was made you successful as a comedian, both and acting in a stand up. Just like your vibe is you seem like you? Don't care, but you're in touch with everything David.

Trade is connected, we see you on line connecting with the younger audiences than people would think here is that you chose not to be about the new show will be right after this one, as I think he told you, which is great. You guys get to come along for the ride. If you feel like you can just sit there. I don't have to go. I I do like that, because you know you move on and is not naturally Madonna change, everything. You know she always read that reinvented we have basically doing instagram stories and stop because I ate it Have a growing up when you were in between movies tv shows? You just have to wait my God, what am I gonna be on letter mynors and they all want to do this. One joke right, you're going to do it, but this is serve interesting. During the day again his film things or put on their now pretty much any.

You can be a star. Also anybody can be a critic you can get to me quicker, which sometimes is tough, is that it is not going to change how you creature show, because one thing that made you famous and beloved em in the country in the world is that used to take shots at celebrities. Yet all the time but now celebrities can I just respond to insomnia right. I have like has changed your vibe now I don't do. That is rough as I used to, but I still we still will make for a Hollywood will still do those kind of things I like it, but you know I've had the career with the ups and downs little different when you're in the max. I turn into one of these idiots also is made fun but then I got there is not so easy, but I was dark and my friends gateways instrument it little little more dangerous. I think for younger people, yes, Azure she's, like thirteen, and she goes like this guy and he said, a funny? She was Europe funny I like bunny guys I go. Let me see how funny the skies and we see holler he's sending her all these means, this guy's a middle man he's

without, even can you know what I'm saying like he finds one it's pursue funny gives Erica. I think we have to come up with this dump on around. In my day, are you are you. Play four nightly show nightly show like you ready for that vibes like every single day. By the way, it's shows a half hour, Marty, winded because I'm not used and they go you gotta, come and before I go before the showed and story at work and and I know no one mention any of that stuff. You know it is a step. I wanted to be good. I work hard on it. Try to write, make an interesting and right what is cross her fingers fingers see what I'm excited

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