You listening to Carmody Central. The Oscars was amazing. No genuine was my some there. I literally grateful to anyone who, like me that may have happened. I was I was. I was in Heaven us like this, is genuinely and, like everyone trusts fancy about, I see people tools and that nobody cares about the Oscars whole cat hold our guard. Barking mad don't can those I have emerged that he'll learn? Oh my God, Daniel Craig. I can't I can't I can't we're trying to cool they want one, and no matter who you are on the world. You watch movies Jermyn, like movies that make you happy moves. It'll make you sad these people, you see them as part of your life. You grown up with them, the man you see them in person. It's. It's a magical experience genuinely is like this

that was amazing and then, like all these off to parties that come off the woods- and I didn't know about these things. Cuz like there's a main event and there's like the first off the potty and then they'll be like the next off deposit. I get it like school, the Vanity Fair after party and it's super super like and then you go there, and so we get there, and this is also why you see like levels of fame and stuff which are really love cause like we're all stand like everyone. There has achieved something in some way. You know I mean some standing, that's myself! It's Terry crew, whose you know is as they like. Staring into line with people, people nosey, you don't means Keegan Michael key. They here is that have we done stuff, you know us and them. We're moving forward. Then they stop us. Please move aside. Jennifer Lopez has come back through literally we all like to areas areas and an jailer walks in and she goes He says, and this was the funniest, because all these photographers taking pictures right and they like taking pictures of us well

staying there and then, when jailer comes, it's almost like the photographers wish they could and our pictures like they wish they could be like. I wish I hadn't wasted any battery on these men sheet, If you saw the picture of she looked a machine like this blue. The bull gown thing was like mirrors, it was reflecting it was. Like concise, so she's walking through and everyone is like. She looks stunning. Iran is one of the picture of her like no one. We we didn't exist anymore people as as anything like, even even my even my Iphone sort of deleting my own picture by itself. It was just like no not make space take because of Jane Eyre. This is my family squirrel, family java aggregate of jailer so that was so. That was one of the body and then, in my opinion, probably the best of departure. The Knights GB

say after party yesterday they throw, and it's like the coolest thing. I was no social media. There's no way these people having a great time and if, like everyone, just having fun but again it's it's weird cause like you, you ve got used to it. You there are moments when you go like this is surreal because at one moment I'm on the dance floor dancing! dancing desk, DJ black coffee was this african dj amazing Indian he's on and strong dancing on like. You are therefore not ever again and then and then are sure, comes under the dance floor and he's like. Let's desolate, like no, no Asha, not you like a profession. No like the rest of us, it is there and then I should like move move to the other one to the thing. Do it all year, bear in fact no distributor professional dance floor and then a deaf or for the rest of us, whose boot, like the rest of us, it's like like making our bodies move and ashes dancing is I wasn't ex karaoke would be honoured,

No, it's not fair. If not you, you go dance over there and speaking Obiang. I guess engine like like just swedish nice people This was the witness moment of my night and maybe my life. I will see where categorize it was among the dance floor, everyone's having a good time and the beyond say, starts working in my direction. So I'm like. Oh, I should move. Right because we also wish is going is not too, so I am like. I must move it's beyond say, and I also do not want. We have coming off because they, like you, you block, because these pop I dont, want to be involved in this. So she like walks towards me. So I like turn to we're out of the way but internal. She was coming to say I should say hi to everybody like just like, like a nice high

Can she be like sitting in a box like waving, no choosing Heinrich when she comes over to say a height, but now I'm like moving away from her she's like trying to come in and hug me and say hi and I'm a movie, and then I realized, like I'm like I'm, making going to do this. We have moved a number of us. There was. There was if it never happens again. Swine I'm done the enemies of the angels were like super amazing. This week, in some of the most fun I've ever had Gm Bianti attended, which is always like like its anyway. They go. It's like I've seen president that have less security than them like Mister, like they arrived and it was like royalty and it's a room like full of like movie stars and tv actors and musicians and Jay, Z and Beyonce coming to run.

Are they going to like they sit in the front row and we like or behind them- and it was like looking over and you can see in the like everyone in the almost like breathing the same every river. The air was this honestly. Maybe one of my favorite moments in life that I will I will cherish until I die so at the end of the awards. So Jason was the recipients of the President's award for the work that he has done with criminal justice reform. Right he's done amazing job fighting to reform. You know, mass incarceration, America and beyond say, is up for the final award of the night, which is entertain of the year so she's she might go up and then receive her ward and so like there's gonna, be a whole thing like would when she goes issue can only

gazing on the states, for she, winced right should be on sexual, and so she goes up and she receives a war and then she leaves vaccines, but Jesus that sitting in the front row and his security. I guess didn't realize that the show is gonna end as abruptly as did right and so like his bodyguards, like standing at the edge of the theatre, where we haven't we're in the middle of the theatre and then Anthony Anderson comes out I did not invite those you shall goodbye and those it servile. Just stands up and everyone's like big digits, bum rush. This agent and then everyone is Russia's. Today's equally, like Georgia, everyone Russia's towards now I'm trying to get out cause. If you left any. You know when you leave an event. There's gonna be chaos is going to double celebrity, not its traffic is traffic so I'm like. I want to leave so I see Jesse and now Jaycees getting mobbed and so like, like he wants to pushes way out, and the body therefore pursue, but like eugenics Zimmermann's leaving that way and Jason can push the pin Josie right, you can push people when you have a billion dollars. I'd like its everything is a lawsuit waiting to happen. You call

so just to keep his arms by his side, so I run up to him and then I'm like J, and he turns his like you'd, like all travel. What's up and Are you remember me, thank God and we're friends. I just know him some like. Oh, yes, it's me and I like your case, like my bodyguard animals, like I just walk and he's like what I might just walk, and I don't even know why I grabbed the back of his jacket and I pushing through the crowd and I put my head down behind him. And people are trying to come and I just started going like we got move people. We got me people, people are Yo J with our people that work people would say about no self, which we gotta people. We know what our people we up and people Jake. I guess, if we all Jirga Ignoble North with people, we are keeping our Jake, we gotta keep, will reject without you and I literally push him through the crowd and we like barrel through that we get to the other side.

The body guards are there and then they got like clearing the sides and then I'm a clearing. The back people trying to come from the back on like not we are people were not up and no one sees its because what would you think that I'm pushing J Z so nor does like is that travel Noah behind you know I'm just like there behind we're gonna move Josie. Without it we will judge our man knows who had a move. We gotta move gotta get body because guys gonna get mobsters pushing and then the security of the most amazing thing they walking together, and I guess there were two one as we have been working with me, Highness, but there's a moment with a look at each other like wait. If you're here, like you want like there's a panic and the one turns, and then he said that, unlike pushing Jesse and this guy just he came up, he was going to be make me. It was like slow motion, he'll turn any economic reforms and he come and then, as he grabbed Jaycees, like no he's doing a great job man, let's go, I'm a bodyguard

and then like I just carried on rolling with Jesse, just like pushing him walking ahead of us like no, no, no no bridge does not end up like ours like crazy security, the whole way through and then we went like a secret exit where they leave out, like the unseemly, like the opulent, they built a basement for them. For that how I came and we came in on the streets and in that way we are where we just keep moving so keep moving many jumped in the continent. Each areas like those of May the main without doing it, gives us a guess. I made it. Bill gates was hosting his goal, keepers, events in New York, and so he invited me to come and speak and they doing some amazing things, not just the organism who that the people there supporting and I get to the events, and I speak for like ten minutes, and I no stage like waving at the crowd and I'm walking backwards off stage moving to the backstage area, and then I cried into like a person and other crashing.

I see the eyes of people looking at me and it was a shit. What have you done and unlike come down humans bomb humans all the time? And I turn and the person I bumped into was Bronco bomber like physically, like when I say bump me like like, you know as I'd turn and then he's like war is his hands up and these like. What were you go, and that is what is and what were you walk at so sides and then, as a man, I'm walking we're here, and you should have seen everyone's face. They were like all shit because I think they thought I didn't recognize him. Why didn't we want? You can see? We will act as the President of the United States of America and other global calm down, as always like here how

Mr President, having seen a while. These are goddamn good. I rent you got to get him again and like I'm looking at his face- and I didn't intend this, but I'm looking into his eyes and speaking to him and then moment a writ like he's. Looking really really good like his skin is looking for. You don't owe me, no, we just need doesn't look stressed as he was and show it slipped. I didn't landed at all So I'm speaking Germany's I got married all of them and then he says that and then I was like as a good looking Mr President, we all know that will guide, you beg you and I are meant, like you look good. When is my mom gonna be on the show nobody using my mom two things, one. She has no interest in television or any of these things than I do just love. Like that. I can pay the rent and she loves me for who I am genuinely doesn't care for all of these things

giving examples of how this is how not interested in it. My mom is my mom to two and a half years ago I met Lionel Richie for the first time growing up Lionel Richie was the soundtrack. My mom's lives right so like, on the morning she placed Sunday morning, the two of us we'll be. There will be dancing together, little Richardson. We sing them in the house together and then meat, language, Islamic, this amazing mental Richie, my mom and I wish to dance your music when I was a kid who cannot take a picture of essential. I'm up, I dont moment doesn't cabinet in every sound like this is the one time most would be that even lower Richie. So I took the picture and I said to my mom and then email, the triassic mom. Look. What do you think and then she replied you that's why you're getting fat Ok, but ok let's move over that. First, The camera has twenty pounds talk about that at present in the picture when Richie and theirs, Oh yes, oh that's, nice!

Ok, well, ok, that that was the think she likes you just genuinely and then like for five days Oh, I guess she was on the internet, which she doesnt regularly do she goes emails and she's done and just on the internet, and then my brother, like was going through pictures of me or something and then she was like, I saw a picture of your little Richie rendered them happen. I think it happened when I send you the picture two and a half years ago, and then she was like, which makes this a bit. You re, you're, fat

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